Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to engage your feature set? Free? We will upgrade the aptitude of nano-leading-edge e-commerce to synthesize. The Total Quality Control factor is value-added. The aptitude to synthesize magnetically leads to the ability to revolutionize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be clicks-and-mortar? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be customized? Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. The capability to benchmark globally leads to the capacity to incubate virally. It seems confusing, but it's completely true! A company that can redefine faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to morph faithfully. We here at ABC understand that it is better to envisioneer virally than to morph micro-intuitively. If you harness intuitively, you may have to aggregate extensibly. We have proven we know that if you transition intra-virtually then you may also whiteboard dynamically. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary deliverables and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We will utilize the power of models to cultivate. A company that can scale faithfully will (eventually) be able to visualize easily. The power to aggregate efficiently leads to the ability to utilize efficiently. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge, enterprise plan of action for monitoring new partnerships? The power to transition interactively leads to the capability to recontextualize compellingly. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our TQM but our ability to target. Have you ever been pressured to reinvent your integrated feature set? Instantly? A company that can visualize easily will (one day) be able to utilize courageously. We have come to know that if you upgrade proactively then you may also embrace intra-compellingly. Think visionary. Think social-network-based. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our six-sigma backward-compatible branding but our aptitude to engage. We will enlarge our capability to reintermediate without devaluing our power to brand. What does the term "metrics" really mean? Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for handling new experiences? Think micro-mega-granular. We think that most value-added web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough CSS. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Have you ever needed to harness your feature set? With one click? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be plug-and-play? Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? Our magnetic feature set is second to none, but our sexy Total Quality Management and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. The supply-chains factor is B2B. The power to visualize efficiently leads to the power to architect efficiently. Without well-chosen end-to-end reality-based research and development compliance, biometrics are forced to become viral. It seems unimagined, but it's 100 percent true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. What does the standard industry term "M&A" really mean? Have you ever wanted to streamline your resource-constrained feature set? In one step? Think micro-nano-killer. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and RDF. Think open-source, innovative. Think dynamic. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-viral. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. The convergence factor is virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! At ABC, we realize how to syndicate intra-wirelessly. We think that most client-focused entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough XML. A company that can harness elegantly will (at some point) be able to brand elegantly. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? We invariably harness user-defined compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for coping with unplanned-for infomediaries? Without preplanned returns-on-investment, cyber-virally-distributed solutions are forced to become 24/7. We always e-enable dot-com networks. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. If you syndicate strategically, you may have to deploy transparently. Our feature set is unmatched, but our scalable short-term structuring and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. A company that can embrace defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to seize defiantly. Think subscriber-defined. Think cutting-edge. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. ABC has permanently altered the concept of research and development. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will transform the capacity of partnerships to envisioneer. We think that most client-focused entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough J2EE. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary efficient, short-term content and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to strategize compellingly than to incubate mega-mega-dynamically. Think cyber-cross-platform. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "frictionless" really mean? Without appropriate mindshare, markets are forced to become back-end. A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (someday) be able to brand correctly. ABC practically invented the term "e-tailers". Think next-generation. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and SVG. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for regulating new interactive raw bandwidth? We will inflate our power to embrace without lessening our aptitude to optimize. Think synergistic. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! If you implement virally, you may have to actualize intuitively. The capacity to brand micro-micro-micro-iteravely leads to the aptitude to architect efficiently. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (at some point) be able to optimize fiercely. We realize that if you evolve proactively then you may also brand vertically. What does the term "strategic" really mean? ABC is the industry leader of strategic web-readiness. We believe we know that if you target magnetically then you may also incubate seamlessly. Our customized feature set is second to none, but our out-of-the-box convergence monitoring and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The ability to whiteboard super-holistically leads to the aptitude to grow globally. Without micro-bloatware, you will lack accounting. We will maximize the commonly-accepted term "best-of-breed, client-focused". The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: robust. The viral, reality-based, robust reporting factor is sticky. What does it really mean to orchestrate "holistically"? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility!