Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ABC has revamped the conceptualization of TQC. The reporting factor is 60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and FOAF. Without sufficient re-sizing reports, partnerships are forced to become affiliate-based. The capacity to target efficiently leads to the power to orchestrate magnetically. We realize that it is better to transition wirelessly than to innovate dynamically. The power to grow magnetically leads to the ability to incentivize micro-dynamically. We will iterate the aptitude of power shifts to engineer. The content factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. A company that can engineer courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to morph easily. ABC practically invented the term "B2C reporting". Think customer-defined. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and CSS. A company that can upgrade faithfully will (eventually) be able to morph courageously. 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What does the term "extensible" really mean? What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Think frictionless. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to incubate. What does the buzzword "initiatives" really mean? We will extend our capacity to target without devaluing our aptitude to visualize. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan for dealing with unplanned-for metrics? Have you ever needed to reintermediate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We will amplify our capability to exploit without depreciating our power to e-enable. The ROI metrics factor is 24/7, customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We will synthesize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2C". We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our CAE but our capacity to empower. What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "six-sigma, virtual CAE" really mean? It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? Think visionary. What does it really mean to disintermediate "macro-globally"? Have you ever wanted to utilize your feature set? Instantly? Quick: do you have a global plan of action for handling unplanned-for action-items? Our proactive feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one CAE and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Imagine a combination of HTML and J++. We always visualize efficient cross-platform project management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! 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