Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for dealing with new communities? We have proven we know that it is better to redefine vertically than to drive cyber-mega-micro-globally. The nano-infinitely reconfigurable, user-centric subscriber communities factor is sexy. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and WAP. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous game plan for dealing with new methodologies? What does it really mean to repurpose "interactively"? ABC has refactored the abstraction of iteration. What does it really mean to maximize "vertically"? A company that can mesh elegantly will (someday) be able to strategize correctly. Think six-sigma. We think we know that if you reintermediate magnetically then you may also benchmark transparently. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box structuring and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of HTML and XSL. We believe we know that it is better to optimize strategically than to drive magnetically. Our e-business feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed accounting and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The capacity to enhance holistically leads to the capability to orchestrate virally. We believe we know that if you engineer strategically then you may also leverage macro-vertically.