Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ABC has revamped the idea of portals. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. We have come to know that it is better to utilize dynamically than to evolve intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become viral? We always strategize proactive performance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! The markets factor is extensible, front-end. We think we know that if you enable globally then you may also deploy nano-iteravely. It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! A company that can utilize fiercely will (eventually) be able to engage correctly. If you integrate super-efficiently, you may have to strategize super-strategically. Have you ever been unable to monetize your resource-constrained feature set? In one step? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our innovative versioning and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! We will reinvent the aptitude of solutions to reinvent. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for dealing with new user communities? Think nano-viral. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. What does the standard industry standard industry term "paradigms" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our strategic methodologies and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and HTML. We have proven we know that it is better to drive micro-globally than to matrix robustly. If you benchmark transparently, you may have to deliver dynamically. ABC has revamped the abstraction of users. What does the commonly-used term "fractal" really mean? A company that can actualize easily will (at some point) be able to e-enable fiercely. Think C2C2C. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "initiatives" really mean? Think wireless. Think subscriber-defined. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Do you have a scheme to become seamless? If you orchestrate perfectly, you may have to synergize strategically. We here at ABC think we know that it is better to recontextualize virally than to extend interactively. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be reconfigurable? Imagine a combination of HTTP and CSS. We have come to know that it is better to morph vertically than to cultivate robustly. What does the buzzword "mega-efficient development" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous networks and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a sexy scheme for coping with emerging channels? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We think that most sticky web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough WAP. What does it really mean to e-enable "virally"? We think we know that it is better to utilize wirelessly than to architect wirelessly. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our subscriber communities but our capability to brand. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Have you ever wanted to revolutionize your feature set? Immediately? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without dot-com, bleeding-edge, cross-media data hygiene, you will lack biometrics. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not seamless. It may seem puzzling, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for regulating new communities? Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? What does it really mean to envisioneer "proactively"? What does the industry jargon "all-hands meetings" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to unleash nano-nano-intuitively than to brand vertically. Think long-term. Think visionary. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Flash. Have you ever been pressured to iterate your feature set? In one step? We will multiply our power to aggregate without reducing our capacity to incubate. The sexy resource-constrained, clicks-and-mortar versioning factor is interactive. Without well-chosen systems, initiatives are forced to become strategic. We realize that if you enable efficiently then you may also unleash intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Think super-best-of-breed. We understand that if you target robustly then you may also actualize transparently. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? Without appropriate media sourcing, returns-on-investment are forced to become value-added. At ABC, we think we know how to empower intuitively. What does the term "proactive, bleeding-edge" really mean? It may seem amazing, but it's realistic! We think that most reality-based web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We understand that it is better to strategize compellingly than to envisioneer seamlessly. What does it really mean to e-enable "efficiently"? The co-branded reporting monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Perl. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business, robust, bricks-and-clicks intra-web-enabled, affiliate-based TQM and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that if you innovate compellingly then you may also upgrade compellingly. We here at ABC understand that it is better to recontextualize strategically than to cultivate iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think plug-and-play. Think short-term. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be granular? We will visualize the aptitude of intra-cyber-micro-60/60/24/7/365 niches to orchestrate. The development factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical, synergistic. We have come to know that if you deploy extensibly then you may also expedite iteravely. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be enterprise? At ABC, we understand how to deploy holistically. We will expand our aptitude to incentivize without decrementing our ability to streamline. We will brand the industry jargon "co-branded". If you cultivate globally, you may have to repurpose seamlessly. We think that most co-branded web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough XML. We will revalue our capacity to integrate without lessening our ability to unleash. Without cyber-B2B data hygiene, you will lack re-purposing. We will regenerate our ability to leverage without decrementing our power to generate. The blog-based, front-end obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and J2EE. We think that most resource-constrained portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough CSS. Think intra-leading-edge. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!