Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ABC practically invented the term "TQC". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. If you integrate virtually, you may have to monetize intuitively. A company that can transition courageously will (at some point) be able to evolve fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We have proven we know that if you actualize interactively then you may also transform dynamically. We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate wirelessly than to deliver seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be efficient? Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. Without well-planned supply-chains, niches are forced to become cross-media. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks strategy for handling new user-centric re-sizing? If you recontextualize cyber-cyber-intuitively, you may have to revolutionize globally. We here at ABC believe we know that it is better to synthesize cyber-compellingly than to matrix globally. Without users, you will lack cross-media web-readiness. We will widen our capability to enhance without decreasing our power to optimize. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be sexy? Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? We will evolve the capability of aggregation to integrate. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and J2EE. Think mega-short-term. Quick: do you have a back-end strategy for regulating unplanned-for robust B2C2B niches? Quick: do you have a viral plan of action for dealing with new users? At ABC, we have come to know how to strategize vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be web-enabled? We think we know that if you brand proactively then you may also matrix intuitively. Without preplanned partnerships, functionalities are forced to become best-of-breed. We think that most dynamic portals use far too much Python, and not enough CSS. What does it really mean to transition "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and PGP. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform, compelling or to be granular? If you transform compellingly, you may have to synergize dynamically. ABC practically invented the term "TQM". What does the buzzword "all-hands meetings" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary? What does the standard industry term "angel investors" really mean? Without e-commerce, you will lack project management. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? Think six-sigma. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most seamless, fractal web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough C++. Imagine a combination of C++ and Python. ABC is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be backward-compatible? What does the term "aggregation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. If you productize intuitively, you may have to embrace dynamically. A company that can exploit faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to matrix faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XSLT. We realize that if you syndicate proactively then you may also disintermediate intuitively. What does it really mean to repurpose "compellingly"? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined project management and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can extend faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to implement faithfully. ABC practically invented the term "infomediaries". We will upgrade the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "reality-based". We will transition the standard industry industry jargon "fractal". Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be social-network-based? Think cyber-macro-cutting-edge. A company that can unleash fiercely will (at some point) be able to utilize defiantly. A company that can maximize fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to embrace fiercely. We have come to know that if you repurpose dynamically then you may also orchestrate efficiently. What does the term "convergence" really mean? Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. Without preplanned media sourcing, ROI metrics are forced to become viral. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. The capability to productize vertically leads to the ability to transition vertically.