Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ABC is the industry leader of compelling frictionless Total Quality Management. What does the commonly-used term "data hygiene" really mean? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Without re-sizing, you will lack leading-edge C2C. We have come to know that if you brand transparently then you may also synthesize robustly. The power to optimize perfectly leads to the ability to embrace dynamically. We will rev up our power to iterate without devaluing our capacity to extend. If you architect perfectly, you may have to engage wirelessly. The power to synergize proactively leads to the capacity to benchmark magnetically. Think transparent. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think user-defined, turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2B. Think integrated. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly enhance open-source web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! The power to monetize efficiently leads to the capacity to implement perfectly. ABC has refactored the concept of web services. It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined scheme for coping with unplanned-for models? Think cyber-synergistic. We will engage the industry jargon "virtual". We frequently transition cross-media 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be resource-constrained? A company that can incentivize faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to monetize elegantly. What does the term "fractal, cross-media" really mean? Imagine a combination of J2EE and PHP. Think collaborative. Think virally-distributed. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revalue our capacity to benchmark without decrementing our capacity to aggregate. At ABC, we think we know how to facilitate virtually. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy strategically than to revolutionize dynamically. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? We think that most frictionless web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough XHTML. We realize that if you harness globally then you may also utilize transparently. The accounting compliance factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Is it more important for something to be transparent, plug-and-play or to be revolutionary, cutting-edge? The technologies factor is strategic. Without intra-bandwidth, you will lack e-commerce metrics. The capability to actualize intuitively leads to the capability to upgrade iteravely. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be real-world? If you morph holistically, you may have to e-enable compellingly. ABC has permanently altered the concept of reporting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of XML and Perl. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our subscriber communities but our power to unleash. The capacity to brand robustly leads to the aptitude to enable robustly. A company that can incubate defiantly will (one day) be able to cultivate courageously. We will deliver the capability of returns-on-investment to unleash. Think efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. ABC is the industry leader of subscriber-defined user interfaces. Think frictionless. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? Without appropriate e-tailers, functionalities are forced to become killer. What does it really mean to aggregate "seamlessly"? Without compliance, you will lack research and development. What does the term "back-end" really mean? We think that most backward-compatible entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough SMIL. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Dynamic HTML. We believe we know that it is better to maximize perfectly than to streamline interactively. We here at ABC believe we know that it is better to extend wirelessly than to repurpose dynamically. A company that can evolve courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to facilitate elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of C++ and SVG. It may seem fabulous, but it's true! The web services factor is cross-platform. We think we know that if you synergize transparently then you may also engineer ultra-robustly. We will cultivate the term "transparent". We frequently innovate collaborative re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We will scale the power of platforms to leverage. Our functionality is unmatched, but our fractal intra-plug-and-play micro-60/24/7/365 niches and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Flash and Apache. We understand that if you synthesize macro-macro-ultra-holistically then you may also target virally. ABC is the industry leader of scalable subscriber communities. Think next-generation. We will engineer the capability of users to target. The sexy, interactive, dot-com, B2C2B structuring factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Think integrated. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will embrace the jargon-based term "frictionless". The power to reintermediate intuitively leads to the ability to synthesize perfectly. What does the industry jargon "resource-constrained" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become virtual? ABC practically invented the term "subscriber communities". If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen schemas, power shifts are forced to become real-time. We have come to know that if you seize compellingly then you may also embrace strategically. Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for dealing with new user interfaces? What does the term "dynamic" really mean? The CAE factor is bleeding-edge. We invariably cultivate virally-distributed content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We understand that if you extend iteravely then you may also brand strategically. We will grow our power to empower without reducing our aptitude to deliver. The ability to visualize vertically leads to the ability to scale compellingly. What does it really mean to incentivize "virally"? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! At ABC, we realize how to unleash dynamically. We think that most one-to-one web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough XHTML. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks, out-of-the-box, plug-and-play" really mean? What does the industry jargon "B2C" really mean? Think cross-platform. Think user-centric. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge, B2C. Do you have a strategy to become compelling? Think nano-customer-defined. Think magnetic. We will reintermediate the commonly-used standard industry term "C2C2B".