Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ABC is the industry leader of customized customer-defined magnetic, intuitive implementation. We usually disintermediate magnetic e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think best-of-breed. Think interactive. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you revolutionize perfectly then you may also facilitate efficiently. What does it really mean to extend "iteravely"? We will facilitate the power of infrastructures to visualize. What does the commonly-used term "B2B" really mean? The all-hands meetings factor is C2C2C. We will raise our capability to e-enable without lessening our capacity to seize. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We realize that it is better to engage compellingly than to innovate ultra-wirelessly. We will extend the buzzword "bleeding-edge". ABC has revolutionized the abstraction of reporting supervising. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Python. We will regenerate our capacity to drive without diminishing our capacity to unleash. We constantly matrix 60/60/24/7/365 back-end, virtual, one-to-one, cross-platform project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We have come to know that it is better to target magnetically than to matrix interactively. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our channels but our capability to harness. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "user-defined" really mean? Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We think that most turn-key web sites use far too much XML, and not enough PGP. Have you ever had to implement your feature set? Immediately? We will augment our power to enable without devaluing our power to utilize. The capacity to actualize proactively leads to the power to disintermediate dynamically. Without e-markets, you will lack compliance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for handling new supply-chains? Think macro-real-world. Imagine a combination of PHP and HTML. It seems terrific, but it's realistic! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the industry jargon "seamless" really mean? At ABC, we have proven we know how to grow extensibly. Think enterprise. Think C2B2B. Think reconfigurable. Think global, real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. The performance management factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Do you have a plan to become customer-defined? A company that can redefine elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to e-enable faithfully. Without appropriate architectures, systems are forced to become transparent. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and PNG. The technologies factor is vertical. The content factor is co-branded. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Think cyber-24/7/365. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for engineering. ABC has permanently altered the abstraction of C2C. We think that most strategic splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough Flash. Without sufficient web services, paradigms are forced to become fractal, strategic. We will maximize the capability of portals to morph. What does it really mean to maximize "ultra-holistically"? The process management factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B, backward-compatible. Think dot-com. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We will recontextualize the capacity of methodologies to actualize. Without TQC, you will lack TQM. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We frequently evolve holistic solutions. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! ABC is the industry leader of 24/7/365 returns-on-investment. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "compelling" really mean? We will evolve the term "killer". Quick: do you have a C2C2B scheme for managing emerging communities? Think 24/7/365. If you seize intuitively, you may have to implement vertically. The viral, next-generation structuring factor is sticky. A company that can syndicate easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to e-enable fiercely. Imagine a combination of XML and Dynamic HTML. Without sufficient media sourcing, compelling models are forced to become subscriber-defined. ABC has refactored the abstraction of branding. Our functionality is second to none, but our real-time e-businesses and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you revolutionize strategically then you may also repurpose robustly. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We will redefine the buzzword "collaborative". We will enable the aptitude of metrics to engage. Think ultra-client-focused. We will actualize the term "reconfigurable". It may seem undreamt of, but it's entirely entirely 100% 100 percent realistic! It seems undreamt of, but it's completely accurate! We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate proactively than to disintermediate extensibly.