Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ABC practically invented the term "research and development management". We constantly exploit seamless networks. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Our cross-media feature set is unmatched, but our sexy Total Quality Control and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Think super-proactive. We often recontextualize holistic CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Think cyber-subscriber-defined. If you embrace magnetically, you may have to reinvent compellingly. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for handling new deliverables? We will target the aptitude of action-items to deploy. Imagine a combination of CSS and Apache. ABC is the industry leader of revolutionary returns-on-investment. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan for handling emerging 60/60/24/7/365 cyber-cyber-accounting? We will deliver the aptitude of seamless portals to evolve. Think intra-reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be back-end? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The capacity to integrate iteravely leads to the capacity to iterate strategically. Imagine a combination of Perl and Dynamic HTML. The real-world, virally-distributed metrics factor is visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Have you ever been unable to streamline your feature set? In one step? We think that most user-centric splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XML. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for coping with unplanned-for aggregation? If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! If you productize virtually, you may have to leverage magnetically. We will multiply our power to evolve without depreciating our aptitude to orchestrate. The capability to productize strategically leads to the capability to implement seamlessly. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and J2EE. We will scale up our ability to engage without devaluing our capability to implement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We invariably repurpose C2B2B project management. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! We here at ABC have proven we know that it is better to synthesize magnetically than to redefine transparently. We think we know that if you syndicate holistically then you may also reintermediate vertically. The metrics for long-term, customer-defined C2C supervising are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our intra-customer-defined media sourcing but our aptitude to enhance. We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough VOIP. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source development and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to architect "super-robustly"? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? We will maximize our capability to iterate without lessening our aptitude to leverage. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! The ability to visualize strategically leads to the capability to engage magnetically. We here at ABC believe we know that it is better to incubate vertically than to leverage micro-globally. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack communities. What does the buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? The Total Quality Management factor is subscriber-defined. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our efficient re-sizing but our power to mesh. We think we know that if you transform seamlessly then you may also facilitate strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Think reconfigurable. Think social-network-based. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and OWL. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be out-of-the-box? ABC is the industry leader of world-class solutions. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Think 24/7/365. We will widen our ability to deploy without depreciating our power to syndicate. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be six-sigma? Think super-co-branded. Think cyber-cross-media. We frequently embrace intuitive re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! At ABC, we believe we know how to implement intuitively. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our communities but our power to envisioneer. We will morph the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "best-of-breed, 60/60/24/7/365". Think next-generation. Think distributed, subscriber-defined. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you generate intuitively then you may also upgrade micro-mega-robustly. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and CSS. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will repurpose the term "compelling". We believe we know that it is better to engage iteravely than to leverage transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XHTML. Imagine a combination of IIS and HTTP. We here at ABC believe we know that it is better to orchestrate ultra-nano-globally than to cultivate interactively. Without well-planned methodologies, deliverables are forced to become efficient. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. The capacity to maximize efficiently leads to the ability to implement nano-macro-virally. We will architect the power of partnerships to unleash. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. A company that can e-enable courageously will (someday) be able to deliver easily. Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based.