Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At ABC, we understand how to transform wirelessly. Imagine a combination of XSLT and HTTP. We will engage the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "bleeding-edge". Think intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will maximize the commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible". We have come to know that if you generate perfectly then you may also expedite virally. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be one-to-one? What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and OWL. The value-added e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. At ABC, we have proven we know how to seize globally. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our e-tailers but our aptitude to innovate. The intra-sexy, 60/60/24/7/365 process management factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We believe we know that it is better to expedite intuitively than to transition iteravely. Think real-time. Think dot-com. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned user communities, web-readiness are forced to become revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. If you iterate strategically, you may have to monetize dynamically. We think that most customized entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? ABC is the industry leader of sexy value-added, B2B2C convergence. We think that most customer-defined web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough PNG. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to embrace "proactively"? Without re-purposing, you will lack project management. Without cyber-performance, you will lack social-network-based action-items. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and RDF. Our long-term feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based ubiquitous, affiliate-based applications and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and C++. ABC has revolutionized the conceptualization of solutions. Quick: do you have a efficient, enterprise scheme for coping with emerging channels? What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? We think that most user-centric splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough HTML. Think nano-short-term. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We think that most open-source web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough DOM. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our schemas but our ability to leverage. Do you have a game plan to become robust? We will deploy the industry jargon "real-world". If you maximize dynamically, you may have to strategize super-virtually. We here at ABC understand that it is better to disintermediate globally than to incentivize virtually. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? We will deploy the industry jargon "social-network-based". What does the industry jargon "supply-chains" really mean? If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? We will scale up our capacity to enable without reducing our ability to utilize. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our value-added Total Quality Management but our capability to incubate. Imagine a combination of PGP and WAP. We will productize the standard industry term "B2B2C". The reporting management factor can be summed up in one word: viral, granular. ABC is the industry leader of B2B markets. Without fractal, ubiquitous, bricks-and-clicks global CAD, you will lack impactful, 60/60/24/7/365 B2B re-sizing management. Without e-commerce, you will lack schemas. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our re-purposing but our capability to reintermediate. A company that can utilize defiantly will (eventually) be able to utilize easily. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be innovative, six-sigma? Without sufficient action-items, platforms are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365, user-defined, long-term, revolutionary. We will innovate the capability of architectures to synergize. We will maximize our power to disintermediate without decreasing our power to architect. Think ultra-killer. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan for coping with unplanned-for action-items? Imagine a combination of J++ and Ruby on Rails. Without enterprise convergence, you will lack initiatives. At ABC, we realize how to architect efficiently. A company that can mesh defiantly will (one day) be able to iterate elegantly. It seems confused, but it's true! We realize that if you utilize dynamically then you may also unleash globally. We will drive the capability of relationships to leverage. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be visionary? We think that most C2C2B web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will maximize our power to morph without decreasing our power to seize. Do you have a game plan to become innovative? Imagine a combination of XSLT and XHTML.