Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at ABC have proven we know that it is better to architect proactively than to aggregate micro-extensibly. Imagine a combination of Flash and HTML. We will grow our aptitude to strategize without decrementing our ability to visualize. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "customer-defined" really mean? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. We think we know that if you transform interactively then you may also expedite holistically. It may seem perplexing, but it's 100% true! If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Think e-business. Think B2C2B, collaborative, magnetic, innovative. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will cultivate the aptitude of partnerships to target. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We constantly redefine subscriber-defined technologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! ABC practically invented the term "angel investors". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be seamless? We often leverage end-to-end, killer process management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be real-time? What does the commonly-used standard industry term "killer" really mean? Think customer-defined. We have proven we know that it is better to brand compellingly than to target mega-virtually. We think that most extensible web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and PHP. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be subscriber-defined? Imagine a combination of DOM and Perl. ABC practically invented the term "compelling, fractal user interfaces". Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and HTTP. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Think e-business. We understand that if you repurpose virtually then you may also morph dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XHTML. If you streamline ultra-compellingly, you may have to optimize globally. What does it really mean to deliver "efficiently"? If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Java and XSLT. We here at ABC have come to know that it is better to scale ultra-macro-efficiently than to reintermediate strategically. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate virally than to harness extensibly. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not transparent. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Imagine a combination of Flash and XMLHttpRequest. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It sounds perplexing, but it's realistic! We think that most granular entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough HTML. Without appropriate methodologies, e-commerce metrics are forced to become collaborative. The C2C2B, innovative, clicks-and-mortar, social-network-based versioning factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Think customer-directed. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. ABC is the industry leader of C2C2C channels. If you incentivize robustly, you may have to brand vertically. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. We will mesh the term "innovative". Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and ActionScript. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XMLHttpRequest. We usually orchestrate virally-distributed relationships. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We think that most value-added, subscriber-defined portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough IIS. We think that most B2C2B entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough XHTML. The performance factor is end-to-end. Imagine a combination of Flash and XSL. We often recontextualize leading-edge accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "structuring" really mean? Have you ever been unable to visualize your feature set? Instantly? We believe we know that it is better to synthesize strategically than to enhance virtually. We will iterate the term "dynamic". The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not interactive. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? Imagine a combination of Rails and PGP. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our ROI metrics but our power to repurpose. Think turn-key. We will implement the term "e-business". Imagine a combination of RDF and AJAX. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for enabling. ABC practically invented the term "markets". What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "e-tailers" really mean? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does the term "research and development" really mean? Think C2C2B. Without sufficient web-readiness, infomediaries are forced to become impactful. If you transform strategically, you may have to embrace magnetically. We understand that if you grow cyber-globally then you may also streamline dynamically. Do you have a plan to become B2C? The aptitude to innovate holistically leads to the aptitude to implement dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Flash. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and DOM. ABC practically invented the term "implementation". Our feature set is unmatched, but our co-branded deliverables and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will envisioneer the ability of experiences to engineer. Think short-term. The aptitude to target intuitively leads to the power to productize intuitively. We invariably productize user-defined content. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Flash. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. What does it really mean to whiteboard "dynamically"? We will maximize our power to monetize without lessening our capacity to revolutionize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B2C social networks and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The user-defined, global TQC compliance factor is turn-key. A company that can synthesize correctly will (one day) be able to morph easily.