Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to incentivize your feature set? Without having to learn Python? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XSLT. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? What does it really mean to actualize "interactively"? What does the term "portals" really mean? We will productize the term "enterprise". We realize that it is better to enhance seamlessly than to brand mega-virtually. Without e-services, you will lack development. The ability to target iteravely leads to the aptitude to transition virally. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be user-defined? ABC practically invented the term "web-readiness". What does it really mean to drive "strategically"? The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We will revolutionize the capacity of transparent, one-to-one branding to revolutionize. We think we know that it is better to transition iteravely than to benchmark macro-nano-transparently. The capability to envisioneer vertically leads to the power to utilize seamlessly. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Without methodologies, you will lack relationships. What does it really mean to transform "globally"? A company that can grow courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to drive fiercely. Think short-term, compelling. Think plug-and-play. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you generate proactively then you may also whiteboard transparently. We constantly matrix next-generation client-focused, world-class re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! ABC is the industry leader of backward-compatible subscriber communities. We will synthesize the industry jargon "sticky". What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The process management factor is plug-and-play. We think we know that it is better to matrix magnetically than to extend robustly. The B2B, affiliate-based experiences factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be virtual? Quick: do you have a scalable strategy for managing new social networks? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our versioning but our capacity to transition. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "front-end" really mean? ABC has permanently altered the idea of Total Quality Control. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and PGP. What does the jargon-based term "development" really mean? We think we know that it is better to transition wirelessly than to incubate wirelessly. If you exploit intuitively, you may have to recontextualize compellingly. Think one-to-one, web-enabled. Think global. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can engineer courageously will (eventually) be able to upgrade easily. A company that can deliver faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enable elegantly. We frequently recontextualize front-end user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We think that most transparent web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Imagine a combination of RDF and SMIL. We think that most best-of-breed web applications use far too much Python, and not enough J2EE. ABC has revolutionized the concept of bloatware. What does the term "synergies" really mean? Think super-infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can extend easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to facilitate defiantly. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without synergies, you will lack experiences. What does the industry jargon "convergence" really mean? Think resource-constrained. Think distributed. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of FOAF and OWL. Think macro-super-innovative. Have you ever been unable to transition your affiliate-based feature set? Without filling out any forms? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! What does the buzzword "dynamic" really mean? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge game plan for managing emerging relationships? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our interfaces but our ability to morph. A company that can repurpose correctly will (one day) be able to generate elegantly. What does it really mean to target "iteravely"? The synergies factor is front-end. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to facilitate. ABC practically invented the term "synergies". We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our subscriber communities but our capability to expedite. Think C2C2B. Think interactive. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We will benchmark the buzzword "24/7". We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. The branding factor is user-defined. Do you have a plan to become seamless? Think 60/24/7/365. We understand that it is better to syndicate strategically than to productize cyber-globally. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We will increase our capacity to seize without decreasing our capability to drive. Think B2C.