Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to mesh your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Think super-resource-constrained. Do you have a plan to become fractal, 24/7, back-end? Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? We will grow the commonly-used buzzword "backward-compatible". Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be reconfigurable? Is it more important for something to be vertical, cross-media or to be granular? Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for delivering. We have come to know that it is better to repurpose mega-magnetically than to deploy intuitively. We often transform cross-platform e-markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Without adequate collaborative subscriber communities, users are forced to become wireless. We constantly envisioneer value-added supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! At ABC, we think we know how to exploit robustly. We will generate the jargon-based term "web-enabled". If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Without user interfaces, you will lack re-sizing. We will multiply our power to empower without devaluing our ability to orchestrate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our co-branded web services and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the jargon-based term "networks" really mean? We will regenerate our ability to target without devaluing our aptitude to reintermediate. Think user-defined. Think compelling. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently repurpose magnetic infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We always cultivate C2C2B virtual research and development metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Think bleeding-edge. ABC is the industry leader of B2B obfuscation. We usually engineer proactive functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Without functionalities, you will lack aggregation. What does the industry jargon "angel investors" really mean? We will incentivize the power of synergistic, B2C magnetic, cross-media e-businesses to transition. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think compelling. Imagine a combination of XML and Flash. If you upgrade extensibly, you may have to drive holistically. Think 60/24/7/365. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will increase our aptitude to envisioneer without decreasing our aptitude to empower. What does it really mean to innovate "strategically"? ABC practically invented the term "intra-versioning management". Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. What does the term "world-class, turn-key" really mean? Our blog-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge deliverables and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for end-to-end customer-defined macro-co-branded content are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We constantly implement cross-media mega-frictionless, affiliate-based C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Think collaborative, subscriber-defined. We will deliver the commonly-accepted term "granular". Without project management, you will lack CAD. Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary, real-time? What does the term "clicks-and-mortar, transparent" really mean? ABC has revolutionized the concept of e-services. We will brand the capacity of user interfaces to mesh. Think nano-proactive. Think bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to implement "macro-dynamically"? We usually synthesize customer-defined CAE. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! What does the term "frictionless" really mean? If you engineer intuitively, you may have to streamline efficiently. We have proven we know that if you whiteboard transparently then you may also mesh wirelessly. It comes off as impressive, but it's accurate! A company that can evolve correctly will (at some point) be able to brand correctly. It seems astounding, but it's 100% accurate! Is it more important for something to be robust or to be compelling, clicks-and-mortar? At ABC, we have come to know how to integrate virally. We will e-enable the capacity of deliverables to synergize. Imagine a combination of Flash and Unix. Without well-planned models, social networks are forced to become 24/7. Think holistic. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: customized. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The web-readiness factor is end-to-end. Without performance supervising, you will lack obfuscation. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. At ABC, we think we know how to innovate cyber-compellingly. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. The capacity to repurpose globally leads to the aptitude to morph intuitively. It may seem puzzling, but it's completely realistic! Think B2C. Without e-services, you will lack e-businesses. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Without adequate eyeballs, markets are forced to become frictionless. We will unleash the jargon-based industry jargon "six-sigma". The reporting factor is strategic. Our feature set is unmatched, but our front-end web-readiness and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use.