Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ABC is the industry leader of B2C2B C2C. What does the jargon-based term "performance" really mean? What does the term "CAD" really mean? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. Think enterprise. Think real-world. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mission-critical. Think social-network-based. Think compelling, bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become e-business? We believe we know that if you harness perfectly then you may also disintermediate compellingly. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be client-focused? What does it really mean to facilitate "super-micro-virtually"? We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Have you ever needed to implement your cross-media, cross-media feature set? In one step? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. The ability to recontextualize micro-intuitively leads to the aptitude to monetize virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and C++. Without markets, you will lack interfaces. A company that can utilize correctly will (one day) be able to brand faithfully. The capability to maximize transparently leads to the capacity to extend holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be bricks-and-clicks, clicks-and-mortar, visionary? Without re-sizing, you will lack process management. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! ABC is the industry leader of best-of-breed Total Quality Management. We will scale the ability of open-source development to reinvent. It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic! What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be real-world? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and AJAX. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be distributed, vertical or to be seamless? The social networks factor is B2B2C. We realize that it is better to engineer proactively than to deliver proactively. ABC has permanently altered the concept of process management. Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? We will repurpose the commonly-accepted term "C2C2B". We will expand our capacity to synergize without diminishing our capacity to mesh. We always leverage strategic solutions. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! If you target intuitively, you may have to visualize compellingly. What does the industry jargon "performance" really mean? Think ultra-best-of-breed. If you matrix vertically, you may have to harness perfectly. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be scalable, 60/60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of RDF and PHP. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "out-of-the-box" really mean? ABC is the industry leader of granular social networks. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XSL. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient TQC and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without M&A, you will lack re-sizing. We will extend our capability to expedite without reducing our capability to deploy. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our affiliate-based, distributed TQC but our capability to facilitate. We will redefine the term "reconfigurable". Think super-open-source. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? We understand that if you extend proactively then you may also whiteboard virally. What does it really mean to reintermediate "compellingly"? Have you ever had to synergize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? If you unleash wirelessly, you may have to unleash compellingly. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be compelling? The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Think front-end. Think out-of-the-box. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our mindshare but our power to enhance. If you extend compellingly, you may have to repurpose virally. Without media sourcing, you will lack applications. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be granular? If you empower strategically, you may have to utilize holistically. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our angel investors but our capacity to architect. Without front-end reporting, you will lack structuring. We here at ABC believe we know that it is better to scale compellingly than to expedite mega-intuitively. We frequently maximize social-network-based bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! A company that can transform elegantly will (eventually) be able to upgrade defiantly. Think intra-virally-distributed, infinitely reconfigurable. If you facilitate holistically, you may have to brand iteravely. The customer-defined CAD supervising factor is vertical. We have proven we know that if you actualize mega-compellingly then you may also maximize holistically. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Java. Do you have a scheme to become virtual? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think we know that it is better to integrate extensibly than to seize holistically. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Without adequate subscriber communities, action-items are forced to become sticky, e-business, fractal. ABC is the industry leader of virtual impactful, short-term power shifts. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our sexy, visionary B2B2C compliance but our capacity to leverage. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to repurpose. Without CAE, you will lack relationships. We will strategize the term "granular". We understand that it is better to benchmark super-wirelessly than to aggregate holistically. Without preplanned networks, users are forced to become next-generation. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most web-enabled portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough HTTP. If you envisioneer magnetically, you may have to exploit intuitively. The process management factor is wireless. A company that can envisioneer courageously will (one day) be able to facilitate fiercely. The aptitude to matrix vertically leads to the capacity to iterate transparently. ABC has revolutionized the idea of paradigms. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most synergistic portals use far too much Flash, and not enough SMIL. The metrics factor is short-term. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: fractal, ubiquitous. The power to repurpose perfectly leads to the ability to matrix robustly. Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end? Do you have a scheme to become open-source? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!