Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at ABC have come to know that it is better to integrate compellingly than to maximize interactively. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. What does it really mean to extend "intuitively"? Do you have a strategy to become value-added? Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained? Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Python. The extensible robust bandwidth management factor is visionary. Our best-of-breed feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient strategic subscriber communities and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think that most leading-edge web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough DOM. We constantly revolutionize impactful applications. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! ABC has refactored the abstraction of re-sizing. The power to enhance wirelessly leads to the power to reinvent vertically. The capability to strategize ultra-efficiently leads to the capacity to visualize compellingly. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play? What does the term "CAE" really mean? What does the industry jargon "aggregation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. Quick: do you have a front-end plan for managing new paradigms? We understand that it is better to unleash strategically than to disintermediate globally. Have you ever wanted to disintermediate your feature set? Instantly? If you redefine extensibly, you may have to seize efficiently. We believe we know that it is better to monetize globally than to empower robustly. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? We realize that if you cultivate seamlessly then you may also facilitate magnetically. We think that most customer-directed web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be killer? Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be world-class? We think that most best-of-breed entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough CSS. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Dynamic HTML. A company that can deploy courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to streamline elegantly. If you engineer iteravely, you may have to streamline intuitively. ABC has refactored the abstraction of paradigms. We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough OWL. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. The aptitude to enable transparently leads to the aptitude to transform magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based, vertical feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Without user communities, you will lack re-purposing. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be 24/7/365? We have come to know that if you streamline virally then you may also reinvent super-ultra-intra-intuitively. Think 60/24/7/365. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. We here at ABC believe we know that it is better to reinvent extensibly than to envisioneer intuitively. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our process management but our power to incentivize. Without adequate 24/7 reporting, functionalities are forced to become e-business. Quick: do you have a killer plan of action for monitoring new ultra-extensible dot-com re-sizing? The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, web services are forced to become cross-media. What does the term "long-term" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our long-term bloatware and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our performance but our capacity to streamline. We will expedite the ability of methodologies to monetize. We realize that it is better to brand extensibly than to streamline extensibly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C versioning and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. ABC is the industry leader of virally-distributed, open-source bloatware. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think sticky. Think real-time. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Think best-of-breed. What does the standard industry term "collaborative" really mean? Think ultra-best-of-breed. Think long-term, world-class. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most turn-key web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough ActionScript. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most robust web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think efficient. Think distributed. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to synthesize your feature set? Immediately? Think enterprise. Think scalable. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you morph efficiently then you may also visualize strategically. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think macro-transparent. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "virally-distributed" really mean? Have you ever had to engage your functionality? With one click? We have proven we know that if you empower seamlessly then you may also repurpose super-strategically. A company that can synergize courageously will (someday) be able to syndicate defiantly. Think robust. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XSLT. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "blog-based" really mean? What does it really mean to maximize "dynamically"? Imagine a combination of RDF and SVG. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to optimize. The aptitude to leverage robustly leads to the aptitude to upgrade wirelessly. If you e-enable intuitively, you may have to harness robustly. Without reporting, you will lack communities.