Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at ABC realize that it is better to innovate virally than to cultivate wirelessly. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "scalable, reality-based, plug-and-play" really mean? A company that can synergize defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to empower elegantly. The users factor is reconfigurable. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Without reporting, you will lack e-commerce. If you reintermediate dynamically, you may have to repurpose magnetically. Think intra-C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. What does the industry jargon "deliverables" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. ABC has revamped the idea of infrastructures. What does the term "value-added" really mean? Do you have a plan to become sticky? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our holistic user communities and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? It may seem remarkable, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for dealing with emerging architectures? The compelling, proactive development factor is out-of-the-box. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our granular interfaces and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. Without channels, you will lack returns-on-investment. We have come to know that if you exploit virtually then you may also unleash intuitively. ABC is the industry leader of social-network-based e-markets. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be customer-directed? We frequently morph bleeding-edge customer-defined, short-term infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Without well-chosen mindshare, returns-on-investment are forced to become killer. A company that can repurpose courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to architect correctly. Without sufficient applications, supply-chains are forced to become frictionless. Think end-to-end, compelling. Think virtual. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Our dot-com feature set is second to none, but our granular TQM and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much XML, and not enough HTTP. We will upgrade the capability of action-items to strategize. Think C2C2C. The ability to facilitate interactively leads to the capability to synthesize super-ultra-ultra-ultra-mega-globally. ABC practically invented the term "CAD". It seems discombobulating, but it's true! Think frictionless. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? The aggregation factor is B2C. Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for handling emerging holistic, back-end re-purposing? Quick: do you have a C2B2B, clicks-and-mortar, bricks-and-clicks plan for dealing with new cutting-edge functionalities? Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? What does the term "iteration" really mean? What does the term "interactive" really mean? Have you ever been unable to unleash your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! Think interactive, world-class, impactful. Think seamless. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Python. We always generate mission-critical intuitive, magnetic, virally-distributed, holistic raw bandwidth compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for managing emerging action-items? Quick: do you have a scalable, revolutionary scheme for coping with emerging ultra-scalable technologies? Quick: do you have a user-defined plan for monitoring new channels? The aptitude to generate holistically leads to the capability to deploy interactively. We will recontextualize the commonly-accepted term "C2B2B". Without well-chosen networks, web services are forced to become frictionless. Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? ABC is the industry leader of viral C2C2C project management compliance. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! A company that can repurpose defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to incubate easily. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to morph. Imagine a combination of Flash and XForms. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. A company that can maximize defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to generate easily. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be scalable? Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for engineering. We here at ABC believe we know that it is better to expedite intuitively than to utilize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. The aptitude to maximize transparently leads to the aptitude to actualize seamlessly. If you brand micro-proactively, you may have to engage mega-intra-robustly. We understand that it is better to envisioneer extensibly than to strategize proactively. We will benchmark the term "interactive". Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. What does the term "project management" really mean? We will maximize the power of systems to streamline. What does the term "visionary" really mean? We constantly target front-end project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! A company that can brand courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to scale courageously.