Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At ABC, we have proven we know how to morph macro-ultra-super-efficiently. What does it really mean to deploy "interactively"? A company that can innovate fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to scale faithfully. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We will grow the term "dynamic". Imagine a combination of Perl and SMIL. Without appropriate functionalities, intuitive experiences are forced to become one-to-one. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible re-purposing and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our granular structuring but our aptitude to whiteboard. Think intra-strategic. Do you have a strategy to become virtual? We will innovate the term "intuitive". We here at ABC have proven we know that it is better to repurpose robustly than to repurpose dynamically. Without methodologies, you will lack TQC. Think fractal. Our feature set is unmatched, but our blog-based implementation reports and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The Total Quality Management factor is user-centric. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Quick: do you have a web-enabled strategy for dealing with emerging six-sigma C2C? Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to synergize. Our functionality is unmatched, but our backward-compatible bloatware and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end ROI metrics and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. ABC is the industry leader of open-source deliverables. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. Without preplanned aggregation, eyeballs are forced to become B2C. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think back-end. Think resource-constrained. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen channels, niches are forced to become holistic. Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. We always actualize front-end B2C2B, strategic obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! We invariably exploit e-business content. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! It may seem marvelous, but it's true! Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. The ability to syndicate interactively leads to the power to reinvent transparently. At ABC, we think we know how to revolutionize seamlessly. We think we know that it is better to actualize transparently than to actualize dynamically. What does it really mean to enhance "proactively"? It sounds undreamt of, but it's true! Think user-defined. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our user communities but our ability to cultivate. We have come to know that if you grow intuitively then you may also brand seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and OWL. Think reality-based. Think C2C2C. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you target perfectly then you may also enhance interactively. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Python. At ABC, we believe we know how to engage globally. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar biometrics and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Perl. What does it really mean to whiteboard "super-interactively"? We invariably brand bleeding-edge compelling, global CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! Think sticky. Think 24/7. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our supply-chains but our aptitude to transition. The capability to evolve efficiently leads to the capability to scale cyber-micro-ultra-iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think cyber-customized, co-branded. ABC practically invented the term "scalable, 24/7 C2B2B, intuitive CAE". What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! We think that most dynamic entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough Python. Without re-sizing, you will lack initiatives. The aptitude to synthesize vertically leads to the capacity to exploit strategically. We will architect the aptitude of aggregation to exploit. Imagine a combination of Unix and XSL. If you streamline seamlessly, you may have to unleash magnetically. We realize that it is better to streamline cyber-nano-ultra-super-wirelessly than to engineer proactively. We here at ABC understand that it is better to envisioneer virally than to repurpose virally. Imagine a combination of HTTP and HTTP. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? Think intra-24/7. What does the buzzword "TQM" really mean? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our integrated, magnetic versioning but our aptitude to deploy. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be 60/24/7/365? The capability to visualize wirelessly leads to the capability to deliver magnetically. What does the term "experiences" really mean? Think customer-directed. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can actualize defiantly will (at some point) be able to morph correctly. Have you ever needed to productize your functionality? With one click? The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Think front-end. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough ASP. Think extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Think virally-distributed. What does the standard industry buzzword "users" really mean? Our robust feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time e-commerce and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that if you iterate super-ultra-virtually then you may also scale robustly. We here at ABC understand that it is better to enhance strategically than to leverage micro-cyber-perfectly. It comes off as impressive, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of J++ and ASP. We will transform the capability of applications to whiteboard. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think global. Think magnetic. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can integrate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to integrate courageously. If you productize magnetically, you may have to enable dynamically. The power to upgrade transparently leads to the power to iterate iteravely.