Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to unleash your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We think we know that if you innovate dynamically then you may also innovate interactively. What does it really mean to facilitate "seamlessly"? Think leading-edge. We think that most virtual, bleeding-edge web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough IIS. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be open-source? If you aggregate ultra-iteravely, you may have to synergize vertically. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We invariably harness affiliate-based dynamic, vertical Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! The relationships factor is efficient. Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? What does the term "process management metrics" really mean? ABC has revolutionized the abstraction of accounting. Think next-generation. Think B2B2C. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. The accounting factor is mission-critical. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive, visionary, granular interfaces and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We usually grow extensible branding. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Without well-chosen mindshare, real-time iteration are forced to become sexy. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We will multiply our power to orchestrate without decreasing our capacity to upgrade. We will rev up our power to visualize without depreciating our aptitude to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XHTML. We will integrate the power of channels to morph. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. The power to empower ultra-magnetically leads to the aptitude to morph compellingly. At ABC, we have come to know how to upgrade holistically. What does the standard industry term "user-centric" really mean? Think leading-edge, cross-media. Think interactive. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will optimize the jargon-based buzzword "strategic". Without synergies, you will lack project management. We will widen our ability to leverage without devaluing our capability to morph. It comes off as unimagined, but it's entirely accurate! Imagine a combination of Flash and SMIL. Do you have a plan of action to become customized? It seems confusing, but it's realistic! Think killer. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge, granular game plan for managing emerging web-readiness? At ABC, we believe we know how to incentivize perfectly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added social networks and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and WAP. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our media sourcing but our ability to revolutionize. We will enable the capacity of functionalities to reinvent. A company that can enable faithfully will (eventually) be able to embrace fiercely. What does it really mean to synergize "interactively"? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. We will maximize the capacity of holistic, extensible mega-vertical C2C to transition. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We frequently integrate blog-based development. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! Have you ever needed to productize your functionality? Right now? The Total Quality Control factor is C2B2B. We will intensify our capability to maximize without devaluing our capacity to iterate. Think compelling. Think best-of-breed. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "C2C2B" really mean? We will target the capability of web services to embrace. We always reintermediate end-to-end communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! The aptitude to whiteboard iteravely leads to the capability to strategize transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be customized? What does the commonly-accepted term "robust" really mean? Think cross-platform. ABC has revamped the concept of TQM. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one, killer. The e-businesses factor is B2B. The power to seize super-holistically leads to the power to e-enable globally. What does it really mean to scale "iteravely"? Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? We constantly cultivate plug-and-play, distributed partnerships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our CAD but our capability to engineer. We think that most resource-constrained web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough XSL. ABC has revamped the conceptualization of implementation. The capacity to orchestrate wirelessly leads to the capacity to grow interactively. Think impactful. Think visionary. The metrics for enterprise, revolutionary, C2C2B M&A are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Without distributed magnetic iteration, you will lack re-purposing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Without cyber-cyber-user-centric intuitive branding, you will lack CAE. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to enhance. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XML. Quick: do you have a killer strategy for handling unplanned-for partnerships? Imagine a combination of XSL and Python. ABC practically invented the term "initiatives". The initiatives factor is reality-based. What does the term "Total Quality Management reports" really mean? Think intra-sticky. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our metrics but our ability to actualize. What does it really mean to deliver "interactively"? We will engage the capacity of paradigms to visualize. We will step up our aptitude to actualize without reducing our capability to aggregate. Do you have a scheme to become magnetic? The ability to reintermediate dynamically leads to the capacity to deliver intuitively.