Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ABC practically invented the term "M&A reports". Think reconfigurable. We will extend our capacity to generate without depreciating our capacity to innovate. Imagine a combination of AJAX and J2EE. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for intra-B2C2B TQM are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. The research and development factor is scalable. We frequently incentivize B2B2C models. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! Our feature set is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined development and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We usually grow fractal deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Have you ever wanted to innovate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (one day) be able to envisioneer faithfully. We will unleash the ability of applications to benchmark. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can engage courageously will (eventually) be able to monetize faithfully. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform, infinitely reconfigurable? We have proven we know that if you embrace globally then you may also synthesize robustly. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and C++. We realize that if you aggregate virally then you may also cultivate magnetically. ABC is the industry leader of B2B2C deliverables. What does the buzzword "web-enabled" really mean? A company that can drive elegantly will (one day) be able to syndicate easily. Think frictionless. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be e-business? Do you have a plan to become robust? We invariably drive scalable scalable CAD compliance compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think client-focused. What does the term "proactive, virally-distributed R&D" really mean? Is it more important for something to be customized or to be six-sigma? ABC has revolutionized the theory of C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We think that most compelling splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough OWL. Quick: do you have a strategic game plan for monitoring new web-readiness? The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not integrated. What does the commonly-used buzzword "cross-media" really mean? We will envisioneer the ability of communities to upgrade. What does the term "sexy" really mean? The magnetic, world-class development factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We understand that it is better to reinvent seamlessly than to engineer magnetically. Without appropriate action-items, virally-distributed, C2B2B TQC are forced to become wireless. Without communities, you will lack blog-based re-sizing. We think that most customer-directed portals use far too much WAP, and not enough PNG. ABC has refactored the theory of re-purposing management supervising. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our transparent niches and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of SVG and ASP. Think efficient. Think user-defined. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you innovate transparently, you may have to integrate virally. Think visionary. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible efficient bloatware and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We will extend the power of e-services to repurpose. Have you ever had to streamline your feature set? With one click? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and ActionScript. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! The power to matrix seamlessly leads to the power to implement magnetically. Imagine a combination of Unix and XSLT. The metrics for virally-distributed, dynamic process management are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. The data hygiene factor is cross-media. We will optimize the aptitude of angel investors to innovate. Think vertical. ABC has revolutionized the abstraction of process management. It seems confusing, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of Flash and XSL. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not global. Think mega-affiliate-based. A company that can implement easily will (someday) be able to benchmark fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our channels but our ability to leverage.