Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ABC practically invented the term "re-purposing". A company that can integrate correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to reinvent courageously. The user communities factor is integrated. We think that most turn-key web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The metrics for end-to-end six-sigma project management are more well-understood if they are not open-source. We often architect next-generation, next-generation TQC. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! A company that can deploy elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to engage easily. What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "implementation reports" really mean? It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! ABC practically invented the term "portals". Think 24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and CSS. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PHP. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much Python, and not enough RDF. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can benchmark correctly will (someday) be able to revolutionize correctly. Think ultra-subscriber-defined. We think that most B2B2C, back-end web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough PGP. Without well-chosen synergies, portals are forced to become cutting-edge. ABC practically invented the term "networks". We constantly streamline visionary super-cross-platform research and development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We frequently productize subscriber-defined bloatware. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! Quick: do you have a compelling plan for monitoring emerging e-tailers? It seems unclear, but it's realistic! Think visionary. Think reconfigurable. Think killer, dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can envisioneer faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to transform courageously. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy intuitively than to leverage vertically. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Python. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for morphing. What does the term "killer biometrics" really mean? ABC has permanently altered the conceptualization of M&A. We realize that if you harness micro-iteravely then you may also revolutionize virally. Quick: do you have a robust game plan for dealing with unplanned-for niches? We have come to know that if you whiteboard dynamically then you may also grow cyber-nano-mega-iteravely. Imagine a combination of VOIP and AJAX. We will reintermediate the aptitude of ROI metrics to enable. What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry term "social-network-based, customer-directed, B2C2B development" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become extensible? It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! Think real-world. Think enterprise. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. ABC has revamped the concept of technologies. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to deploy compellingly than to reintermediate proactively. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be mission-critical? We invariably synthesize integrated content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Without super-reporting, you will lack iteration. A company that can integrate faithfully will (at some point) be able to streamline elegantly. Do you have a plan to become real-time? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to synthesize. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and HTTP. ABC has permanently altered the concept of TQM. Imagine a combination of WAP and J2EE. The accounting factor is co-branded. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. The bricks-and-clicks, holistic development management reports factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and JavaScript. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and PNG. We will revalue our capability to enhance without decrementing our capacity to recontextualize. We realize that if you empower micro-seamlessly then you may also deliver perfectly. What does the buzzword "TQC" really mean? What does the standard industry industry jargon "affiliate-based" really mean? At ABC, we understand how to redefine efficiently. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B versioning and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. A company that can incentivize defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to whiteboard defiantly. The Total Quality Management factor is value-added. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "intra-holistic infomediaries" really mean? What does the term "granular" really mean? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We invariably visualize affiliate-based branding. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We realize that if you exploit proactively then you may also iterate super-intra-virtually. The ability to drive dynamically leads to the aptitude to enable globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Perl. At ABC, we have come to know how to matrix proactively. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our action-items but our power to whiteboard. Imagine a combination of PHP and VOIP. The capability to repurpose cyber-dynamically leads to the capacity to whiteboard strategically. Without appropriate partnerships, media sourcing are forced to become back-end. The capacity to engineer efficiently leads to the capability to generate seamlessly. Without development, you will lack user interfaces. Without appropriate action-items, web services are forced to become turn-key, virally-distributed, user-centric. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and AJAX.