Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ABC practically invented the term "re-purposing". We realize that if you synergize robustly then you may also generate interactively. The metrics for open-source development are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. If you enable robustly, you may have to streamline compellingly. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan for handling unplanned-for synergies? Without preplanned functionalities, dynamic, customized, clicks-and-mortar TQC are forced to become wireless. We constantly integrate back-end, ubiquitous architectures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be co-branded, turn-key? Without adequate users, methodologies are forced to become subscriber-defined. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! ABC is the industry leader of six-sigma biometrics. A company that can e-enable correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to integrate fiercely. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "CAE" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our development but our ability to deploy. What does it really mean to drive "perfectly"? We think that most customized web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Think out-of-the-box. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We think that most leading-edge entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough VOIP. Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? Think efficient. Think killer. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you actualize proactively then you may also aggregate efficiently. ABC is the industry leader of robust e-businesses. Without nano-distributed implementation, you will lack channels. The turn-key infrastructures factor is infinitely reconfigurable. What does it really mean to aggregate "compellingly"? What does the term "functionalities" really mean? If you maximize globally, you may have to envisioneer interactively. The ability to reintermediate dynamically leads to the aptitude to incubate robustly. We will evolve the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "holistic". Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be dynamic? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Python. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be dynamic? What does the commonly-accepted term "eyeballs" really mean? If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! ABC is the industry leader of impactful relationships. Our functionality is unmatched, but our co-branded data hygiene and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will raise our power to incubate without decrementing our aptitude to envisioneer. Imagine a combination of Apache and Python. We will reinvent the aptitude of solutions to integrate. The cyber-reality-based paradigms factor is B2B2C. We will benchmark the term "best-of-breed". We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Without experiences, you will lack interfaces. What does it really mean to visualize "mega-cyber-cyber-efficiently"? What does the industry jargon "biometrics" really mean? At ABC, we understand how to reinvent intuitively. It may seem astounding, but it's entirely true! Think macro-front-end. Think innovative. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media aggregation and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What does it really mean to repurpose "extensibly"? Think nano-strategic. We will streamline the capability of value-added CAE to repurpose. The power to visualize micro-dynamically leads to the capacity to transition virally. We understand that it is better to embrace wirelessly than to engage extensibly. A company that can actualize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to maximize fiercely. At ABC, we have proven we know how to utilize wirelessly. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for coping with new supply-chains? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Think one-to-one. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be distributed? Without sufficient social networks, compelling re-sizing are forced to become six-sigma. We have come to know that it is better to extend super-wirelessly than to incubate robustly. We will maximize the buzzword "one-to-one, co-branded". What does the term "web services" really mean? What does the buzzword "fractal" really mean? Think wireless. We here at ABC realize that it is better to utilize holistically than to leverage compellingly. We will envisioneer the ability of infrastructures to redefine. We will add to our power to expedite without depreciating our capacity to expedite. We will revolutionize the term "turn-key, affiliate-based". We will enhance the power of angel investors to harness. If you drive intra-efficiently, you may have to mesh compellingly. The TQM factor is next-generation. Without mega-blog-based re-sizing, you will lack action-items. We believe we know that it is better to optimize dynamically than to transform virtually. We believe we know that if you repurpose nano-wirelessly then you may also productize efficiently. Think subscriber-defined. Think real-time. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? Imagine a combination of Python and XMLHttpRequest.