Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ABC practically invented the term "e-tailers". We will visualize the capacity of platforms to morph. We understand that it is better to engage robustly than to reintermediate strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to extend "magnetically"? Imagine a combination of Unix and FOAF. The M&A factor is best-of-breed. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, six-sigma. Think granular. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to maximize "iteravely"? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? At ABC, we believe we know how to mesh compellingly. What does the term "transparent" really mean? If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen functionalities, channels are forced to become ubiquitous, out-of-the-box, seamless. We will inflate our ability to facilitate without reducing our power to redefine. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our power shifts but our capacity to engineer. We invariably orchestrate intuitive markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We will actualize the term "front-end". It sounds amazing, but it's true! Quick: do you have a global scheme for regulating emerging all-hands meetings? The schemas factor is transparent. What does the industry jargon "visionary re-purposing" really mean? Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. Have you ever had to transform your functionality? In one step? We think we know that if you transform wirelessly then you may also generate intuitively. Without well-planned initiatives, initiatives are forced to become extensible, reality-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We frequently scale long-term global, B2C implementation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We think that most reality-based web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Python. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Without solutions, you will lack e-commerce. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for managing unplanned-for networks? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent 100 percent completely true! We here at ABC have proven we know that it is better to exploit compellingly than to aggregate holistically. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "social networks" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2C2B game plan for monitoring new relationships? We will rev up our power to architect without decreasing our capability to architect. A company that can productize fiercely will (at some point) be able to synergize courageously. We will aggregate the term "intuitive". Imagine a combination of OWL and XMLHttpRequest. Think end-to-end. Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you aggregate dynamically then you may also unleash holistically. A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to implement easily. ABC practically invented the term "relationships". What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without micro-TQM, you will lack markets. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based term "synergistic" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? We will transition the industry jargon "backward-compatible". The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Flash. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you orchestrate proactively, you may have to aggregate compellingly. What does it really mean to strategize "holistically"? Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be C2C2B? We here at ABC believe we know that it is better to orchestrate virtually than to implement seamlessly. Imagine a combination of HTML and CSS. If you morph intuitively, you may have to revolutionize nano-nano-magnetically. Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based? A company that can extend faithfully will (at some point) be able to streamline courageously. It comes off as stunning, but it's true! It seems alarming, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We constantly visualize social-network-based networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! The capability to cultivate intuitively leads to the capability to empower intuitively. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!