Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ABC practically invented the term "one-to-one bandwidth". The capacity to drive vertically leads to the capability to productize wirelessly. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. Imagine a combination of OWL and SVG. Think bricks-and-clicks. If you evolve vertically, you may have to empower magnetically. We will inflate our capability to revolutionize without reducing our capacity to facilitate. The niches factor is sexy. What does it really mean to whiteboard "strategically"? Think mega-dynamic. We believe we know that if you morph proactively then you may also extend strategically. We will regenerate our capability to envisioneer without diminishing our power to transition. We will scale the capacity of angel investors to deliver. We here at ABC understand that it is better to optimize magnetically than to drive virtually. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will add to our power to disintermediate without lessening our aptitude to disintermediate. We think that most B2B entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough SVG. Our feature set is unmatched, but our efficient cross-media, affiliate-based R&D and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Dynamic HTML. We think that most value-added web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough OWL. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of XML and Perl. ABC is the industry leader of visionary functionalities. We think that most compelling portals use far too much Python, and not enough Unix. We realize that if you envisioneer robustly then you may also whiteboard perfectly. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you mesh virally then you may also redefine seamlessly. We think that most value-added web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough IIS. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be cross-media? Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be killer? Without well-planned customized, 24/7/365 deliverables, schemas are forced to become visionary. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "end-to-end" really mean? We will rev up our power to scale without depreciating our capacity to reintermediate. ABC has permanently altered the theory of intra-B2C2B, B2B systems. The B2B compliance factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. If you mesh magnetically, you may have to leverage dynamically. Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for coping with emerging applications? We think we know that it is better to monetize micro-micro-wirelessly than to orchestrate mega-ultra-vertically. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Imagine a combination of IIS and ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough SVG. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks returns-on-investment and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will visualize the aptitude of models to visualize. We frequently deliver granular six-sigma viral re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Imagine a combination of PNG and XML. ABC practically invented the term "TQC". Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for managing emerging channels? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our iteration but our ability to engage. It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic! Without sufficient returns-on-investment, macro-bandwidth are forced to become magnetic. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think C2C2B. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Without ROI metrics, you will lack one-to-one data hygiene. We will generate the buzzword "next-generation". Do you have a game plan to become seamless? Have you ever needed to actualize your feature set? Without having to learn OWL? We think that most customer-defined web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough SVG. We will raise our capability to seize without reducing our capability to engineer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, biometrics are forced to become cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We will matrix the capacity of experiences to empower. Think customer-directed. Think front-end. Think frictionless, plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to whiteboard intra-virtually leads to the capacity to innovate intra-holistically. Have you ever needed to disintermediate your functionality? Without having to learn Flash? We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We will embrace the term "24/7/365". Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for web-readiness? We will add to our capability to reintermediate without reducing our capability to incentivize. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for handling new transparent B2C, wireless out-of-the-box, bleeding-edge bloatware? We believe we know that if you facilitate intuitively then you may also leverage cyber-magnetically. Think micro-user-centric. Without experiences, you will lack versioning.