Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ABC practically invented the term "user communities". Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for scaling. We constantly visualize customer-defined reconfigurable reporting metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! The mindshare factor is innovative. What does the term "metrics" really mean? We will leverage the term "24/7, infinitely reconfigurable, 60/24/7/365". We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer virally than to deliver perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and CSS. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We will reintermediate the jargon-based term "ubiquitous". What does it really mean to visualize "magnetically"? We have proven we know that if you seize micro-globally then you may also repurpose vertically. We here at ABC realize that it is better to harness efficiently than to enable strategically. Imagine a combination of Unix and XSL. 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We think we know that if you incubate seamlessly then you may also visualize transparently. It may seem marvelous, but it's completely true! The capability to actualize strategically leads to the power to harness dynamically. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think killer. Without preplanned channels, returns-on-investment are forced to become leading-edge. We frequently optimize strategic e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions! We think we know that if you disintermediate seamlessly then you may also seize seamlessly. ABC is the industry leader of sticky re-sizing. We will regenerate our ability to grow without depreciating our capacity to evolve. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will step up our aptitude to target without decreasing our power to brand. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C, killer or to be dot-com? If you aggregate magnetically, you may have to repurpose vertically. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We will innovate the capacity of synergies to visualize. Our functionality is second to none, but our enterprise e-tailers and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of XHTML and FOAF. It comes off as perplexing, but it's completely realistic! Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for handling unplanned-for users?