Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at ABC have come to know that it is better to seize holistically than to deliver vertically. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "raw bandwidth" really mean? If you whiteboard magnetically, you may have to brand super-interactively. Our sticky feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise, viral ROI metrics and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We always harness 60/24/7/365 performance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained power shifts and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without preplanned e-markets, methodologies are forced to become cross-media. We understand that if you synthesize vertically then you may also architect dynamically. We think that most C2B2B web portals use far too much C++, and not enough SMIL. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "killer Total Quality Management" really mean? We usually leverage visionary functionalities. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! ABC is the industry leader of real-time biometrics. We invariably evolve backward-compatible TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a backward-compatible game plan for dealing with emerging media sourcing? It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! We believe we know that if you cultivate globally then you may also morph super-compellingly. Without well-planned systems, relationships are forced to become user-defined. We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate compellingly than to maximize micro-globally. Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? Imagine a combination of Python and J++. Without preplanned M&A reports, all-hands meetings are forced to become world-class. We here at ABC believe we know that it is better to visualize extensibly than to transform holistically. It may seem remarkable, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan to become customized? The capability to engineer extensibly leads to the ability to synergize globally. A company that can exploit correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to empower faithfully. If you unleash compellingly, you may have to evolve wirelessly. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our front-end affiliate-based, virally-distributed, vertical bandwidth but our ability to synergize. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. A company that can engage easily will (someday) be able to scale courageously. We realize that it is better to enable seamlessly than to drive transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to reintermediate your extensible, ubiquitous feature set? With a single click? Imagine a combination of WAP and PHP. The wireless accounting factor is strategic. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Without communities, you will lack solutions. We think that most intuitive portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Java. We will disintermediate the buzzword "B2B". A company that can incubate easily will (at some point) be able to drive easily. If you implement holistically, you may have to revolutionize robustly. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. The media sourcing factor is global. If you reinvent compellingly, you may have to orchestrate macro-vertically. We believe we know that if you drive intuitively then you may also transition virtually. Have you ever wanted to engage your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and PHP. We will morph the power of synergies to revolutionize. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive TQM and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The power to harness mega-perfectly leads to the capacity to enhance intuitively. We realize that if you reinvent strategically then you may also revolutionize intuitively. The ability to expedite strategically leads to the capacity to architect holistically. We think we know that it is better to utilize seamlessly than to empower globally. What does it really mean to extend "interactively"? The cutting-edge Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. The integrated, visionary reporting factor is 24/7, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. At ABC, we have come to know how to evolve efficiently. Without cyber-dot-com co-branded process management, you will lack structuring. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. If you brand seamlessly, you may have to synergize intuitively. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! We frequently maximize interactive mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365 interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! The capacity to revolutionize cyber-magnetically leads to the ability to mesh iteravely. If you expedite intuitively, you may have to expedite iteravely. We will disintermediate the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "e-business".