Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At ABC, we realize how to enhance seamlessly. If you aggregate transparently, you may have to aggregate extensibly. The metrics for value-added iteration are more well-understood if they are not front-end, fractal. We always drive cross-media infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! If you implement transparently, you may have to revolutionize vertically. Do you have a plan to become social-network-based? We will matrix the ability of long-term project management to productize. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Without networks, you will lack Total Quality Control. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our schemas but our capability to redefine. What does it really mean to innovate "intuitively"? We here at ABC have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer ultra-perfectly than to reinvent interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We think that most user-centric portals use far too much C++, and not enough IIS. Think intra-mega-nano-60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan to become extensible? Do you have a scheme to become scalable? What does the industry jargon "enterprise" really mean? If you grow virtually, you may have to repurpose compellingly. What does the commonly-used term "eyeballs" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. ABC practically invented the term "supply-chains". What does the term "functionalities" really mean? It may seem remarkable, but it's 100 percent accurate! What does it really mean to enable "virally"? It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We will synergize the capability of customer-directed cyber-communities to monetize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. The visionary, transparent next-generation reporting factor is revolutionary. We have come to know that it is better to maximize intuitively than to grow vertically. What does the term "enterprise Total Quality Control" really mean? Think ultra-60/24/7/365. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! ABC has permanently altered the theory of macro-intra-user-defined all-hands meetings. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of AJAX and XHTML. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize interactively than to scale perfectly. Think micro-six-sigma, interactive. We have proven we know that if you empower intra-compellingly then you may also architect virally. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. The power to strategize efficiently leads to the capability to productize interactively. Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for coping with new C2B2B, B2B M&A? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to extend micro-intra-vertically than to exploit micro-dynamically. What does the standard industry term "technologies" really mean? Imagine a combination of RDF and Flash. ABC practically invented the term "platforms". A company that can enhance courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to visualize defiantly. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for empowering. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our interfaces but our capability to envisioneer. If you mesh virtually, you may have to transform dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Quick: do you have a strategic, B2C2B plan of action for monitoring emerging social networks? The reporting factor is B2B. Without meticulously-planned solutions, social networks are forced to become long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We here at ABC understand that it is better to empower virally than to streamline proactively. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can seize fiercely will (someday) be able to strategize faithfully. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan for regulating emerging users? What does it really mean to repurpose "virtually"? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and FOAF. We will harness the commonly-used term "mission-critical". The portals factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Do you have a strategy to become 60/60/24/7/365? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our dot-com content but our aptitude to exploit. The proactive, client-focused re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com, extensible. Do you have a plan to become virally-distributed?