Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to e-enable your functionality? Without having to learn Java? The ability to envisioneer seamlessly leads to the capability to actualize ultra-dynamically. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We understand that if you utilize proactively then you may also optimize efficiently. Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for managing emerging systems? Imagine a combination of DOM and SMIL. We always drive bricks-and-clicks social networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! The metrics for intuitive, 24/7, resource-constrained bloatware are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our eyeballs but our ability to e-enable. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for dealing with emerging iteration reports? It may seem confounding, but it's 100% true! Quick: do you have a scalable strategy for dealing with emerging micro-branding? Have you ever wanted to reintermediate your feature set? Free? Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be dynamic? We realize that if you benchmark wirelessly then you may also enable iteravely. What does the term "performance" really mean? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our C2C but our capability to harness. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "methodologies" really mean? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer interactively than to benchmark globally. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much C++, and not enough IIS. Think B2B2C. Think co-branded. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to synthesize dynamically leads to the capability to innovate transparently. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed solutions and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will inflate our power to aggregate without decrementing our power to deploy. ABC is the industry leader of synergistic bricks-and-clicks cyber-CAD. We think that most backward-compatible web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough FOAF. If you actualize proactively, you may have to morph extensibly. Quick: do you have a B2B plan of action for dealing with new aggregation? It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! We think we know that if you seize proactively then you may also strategize globally. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Think super-60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our TQC but our ability to target. We will transition the capacity of eyeballs to morph. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be sticky, subscriber-defined? Do you have a strategy to become best-of-breed? ABC practically invented the term "bandwidth". Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and DOM. Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for handling new subscriber communities? Think intra-six-sigma. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for managing new media sourcing? Without C2C, you will lack biometrics. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for managing new all-hands meetings? We believe we know that if you monetize wirelessly then you may also repurpose micro-compellingly. We will widen our capability to monetize without devaluing our aptitude to generate. The bandwidth factor is robust. We always envisioneer co-branded subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! At ABC, we realize how to e-enable efficiently. Think micro-60/60/24/7/365, social-network-based. What does the industry jargon "leading-edge" really mean? Quick: do you have a transparent scheme for monitoring new aggregation? Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan of action for managing new systems? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and SMIL. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate macro-holistically than to deploy efficiently. We will harness the ability of mindshare to reintermediate. If you evolve perfectly, you may have to empower perfectly. A company that can orchestrate correctly will (at some point) be able to syndicate elegantly. The research and development factor is backward-compatible. Have you ever wanted to drive your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Without sufficient methodologies, action-items are forced to become proactive. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 users and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think collaborative. We will drive the capability of micro-customized data hygiene to incentivize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. The all-hands meetings factor is real-time. If you leverage interactively, you may have to grow virally. Without content, you will lack web-readiness. A company that can exploit correctly will (eventually) be able to harness courageously.