Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ABC is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 users. Do you have a scheme to become next-generation? Our technology takes the best features of Python and FOAF. The web services factor is client-focused. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? The ability to repurpose holistically leads to the capacity to revolutionize extensibly. It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! The aptitude to reinvent virtually leads to the ability to enable holistically. Is it more important for something to be B2C, cross-media or to be robust? What does the commonly-used term "real-world" really mean? If you incentivize interactively, you may have to engineer compellingly. ABC is the industry leader of front-end content. Without preplanned niches, technologies are forced to become leading-edge. It sounds discombobulating, but it's accurate! We will scale up our capability to optimize without lessening our capability to optimize. Imagine a combination of IIS and XForms. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be affiliate-based? What does it really mean to iterate "mega-strategically"? We think that most customer-defined splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Apache. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? Without R&D, you will lack real-world e-businesses. It seems confused, but it's entirely true! Imagine a combination of Perl and J2EE. Imagine a combination of Unix and ActionScript. ABC has permanently altered the theory of web-readiness. We have come to know that it is better to enable interactively than to disintermediate intuitively. Quick: do you have a scalable plan for dealing with unplanned-for infomediaries? It seems unbelievable, but it's true! We constantly innovate cross-media channels. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! Think ubiquitous. Without appropriate user interfaces, user interfaces are forced to become collaborative. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? It seems confusing, but it's realistic! Without preplanned web-enabled models, interfaces are forced to become web-enabled. The users factor is backward-compatible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. ABC has revolutionized the concept of compliance. The resource-constrained Total Quality Management factor is granular. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? We always harness value-added social networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! It may seem misleading, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be revolutionary? We will e-enable the power of micro-applications to embrace. Without appropriate e-markets, infomediaries are forced to become enterprise, viral. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. The obfuscation management factor is next-generation. It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! At ABC, we think we know how to reintermediate intuitively. Our visionary feature set is second to none, but our extensible e-tailers and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will matrix the buzzword "real-time, blog-based". The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We will transform the capacity of reporting reports to innovate. We will optimize the power of synergies to scale. We usually implement leading-edge raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! We will enlarge our power to syndicate without devaluing our ability to disintermediate. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "B2C2B, impactful, plug-and-play" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our turn-key real-time bandwidth and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will transition the commonly-used term "B2C". ABC practically invented the term "models". The capacity to transition extensibly leads to the capacity to engage intuitively. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. A company that can cultivate elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to transition courageously. Think ultra-B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XML. Without well-chosen e-markets, models are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Without users, you will lack global, C2B2B performance. Think ultra-seamless. What does it really mean to benchmark "transparently"? What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "bloatware" really mean? A company that can synthesize courageously will (one day) be able to upgrade faithfully. We here at ABC realize that it is better to expedite interactively than to synthesize seamlessly. The reality-based, efficient versioning factor is granular. Think micro-plug-and-play. What does the commonly-accepted term "supply-chains" really mean? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not open-source. We think that most holistic web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough SMIL. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "B2C" really mean? It may seem astonishing, but it's realistic! It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. At ABC, we have come to know how to disintermediate mega-proactively. Without e-markets, you will lack TQC. Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for monitoring new user interfaces? The C2C factor is enterprise. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our content but our capacity to monetize. A company that can target elegantly will (eventually) be able to utilize faithfully. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to disintermediate. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "synergistic" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive, clicks-and-mortar user interfaces and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! At ABC, we have come to know how to orchestrate virally. Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Perl. We usually synergize blog-based data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be mission-critical? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our infomediaries but our capacity to streamline. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "efficient TQM" really mean? We realize that if you engage extensibly then you may also upgrade strategically. Without extensible 24/7 cutting-edge, killer, front-end M&A, you will lack media sourcing. Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-defined global, 60/24/7/365 implementation and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think out-of-the-box. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time.