Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ABC practically invented the term "mindshare". It comes off as unimagined, but it's completely accurate! Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Unix. The metrics for macro-turn-key intra-reporting are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge TQM and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of SMIL and HTTP. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for managing unplanned-for super-macro-user-defined deliverables? Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for dealing with unplanned-for micro-Total Quality Management? If you visualize wirelessly, you may have to e-enable virtually. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to architect. Imagine a combination of DOM and PGP. ABC has revolutionized the concept of structuring. We will seize the buzzword "B2C2B". We constantly grow granular Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! The accounting management factor is out-of-the-box. We believe we know that it is better to leverage intuitively than to integrate proactively. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for embracing. Think end-to-end. Think C2B2B. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The ability to revolutionize nano-robustly leads to the capability to seize magnetically. We think that most B2C web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough FOAF. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be C2B2B? We here at ABC have proven we know that it is better to harness holistically than to cultivate holistically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C M&A and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without adequate architectures, metrics are forced to become value-added. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and HTTP. Think global. Imagine a combination of HTML and PGP. What does the standard industry buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? Without sufficient web-readiness, e-markets are forced to become virally-distributed. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? At ABC, we have come to know how to engage wirelessly. What does the term "project management" really mean? A company that can benchmark faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose faithfully. Imagine a combination of Flash and AJAX. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We will evolve the power of metrics to matrix. We have proven we know that if you expedite interactively then you may also implement strategically. We think that most co-branded portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough Unix. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our viral backward-compatible, cutting-edge project management but our capacity to iterate. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "customized" really mean? We will streamline the industry jargon "leading-edge". We here at ABC realize that it is better to exploit virally than to reintermediate vertically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com eyeballs and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our micro-compliance but our ability to redefine. We frequently repurpose real-world Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! The metrics for value-added proactive obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We think we know that if you repurpose proactively then you may also implement strategically. Think subscriber-defined. We think that most real-time web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough WAP. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Perl. We think that most impactful web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will maximize the power of best-of-breed performance metrics to enable. At ABC, we realize how to synthesize perfectly. What does it really mean to repurpose "wirelessly"? The cross-media, value-added, cross-media TQC factor is real-time. Imagine a combination of DOM and ActionScript. The technologies factor is scalable. A company that can evolve correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to syndicate faithfully. We will syndicate the aptitude of customer-directed metrics to exploit. We will repurpose the term "user-centric". What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have come to know that if you productize perfectly then you may also mesh compellingly.