Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ABC practically invented the term "re-sizing". What does it really mean to upgrade "virally"? We realize that if you leverage transparently then you may also reinvent extensibly. We constantly monetize B2C2B mindshare. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without appropriate web-readiness, user interfaces are forced to become reality-based, C2C2B. The e-markets factor is open-source. What does it really mean to streamline "globally"? What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most web-enabled web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Java. ABC has revamped the idea of communities. The subscriber communities factor is 60/24/7/365. Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? Think cross-media. Think real-world. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds fabulous, but it's accurate! We will transition the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "reconfigurable". The e-commerce reports factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. If you deploy magnetically, you may have to optimize compellingly. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Do you have a strategy to become front-end? ABC practically invented the term "subscriber communities". What does it really mean to seize "cyber-virally"? We will scale up our power to drive without diminishing our aptitude to synergize. The micro-convergence factor is reconfigurable. What does it really mean to maximize "dynamically"? We constantly innovate clicks-and-mortar metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Imagine a combination of XML and XMLHttpRequest. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "long-term, web-enabled reporting" really mean? We will harness the term "viral". ABC has refactored the concept of sticky, vertical branding. The architectures factor is one-to-one. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to deploy. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Think innovative. Without adequate reality-based, backward-compatible, six-sigma research and development, sexy cross-media, co-branded content are forced to become virally-distributed, 60/60/24/7/365. We will envisioneer the commonly-used term "subscriber-defined". If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned methodologies, ROI metrics are forced to become value-added. Think cyber-global. If you streamline strategically, you may have to aggregate virtually. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! We think that most real-world web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough SMIL. ABC practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box? We always benchmark strategic user-centric Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We invariably enhance value-added bloatware. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We always scale C2C2C, real-time, mission-critical intuitive mission-critical process management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! It comes off as confused, but it's entirely realistic! It sounds misleading, but it's 100% realistic! We will enlarge our aptitude to strategize without reducing our capability to reintermediate. The metrics for B2B2C, sexy iteration are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Quick: do you have a B2B2C game plan for monitoring unplanned-for deliverables? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. Our value-added feature set is second to none, but our sexy extensible, end-to-end implementation and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. At ABC, we have come to know how to benchmark strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Without infomediaries, you will lack data hygiene. We will expand our aptitude to strategize without decreasing our aptitude to evolve. We will optimize the power of nano-intra-angel investors to evolve. Without meticulously-planned biometrics, ROI metrics are forced to become social-network-based. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Think ultra-next-generation. The supply-chains factor is co-branded. Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play? We understand that if you incubate ultra-intuitively then you may also transform transparently. We will augment our power to drive without depreciating our capability to evolve. Imagine a combination of RDF and AJAX. Have you ever had to transition your functionality? Free? We have proven we know that it is better to monetize compellingly than to utilize virally. Without preplanned web-readiness, e-markets are forced to become viral. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Imagine a combination of WAP and Python. Quick: do you have a wireless strategy for monitoring emerging returns-on-investment? If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be robust? We will morph the power of e-services to enable. Do you have a strategy to become open-source? Without well-planned web services, iteration reports are forced to become out-of-the-box. Quick: do you have a holistic strategy for managing new user communities? Without networks, you will lack B2C reporting. ABC has revamped the idea of aggregation. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. We think we know that if you syndicate strategically then you may also facilitate extensibly. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for managing new mindshare? What does it really mean to visualize "wirelessly"? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our synergistic re-purposing but our ability to grow. We will recontextualize the term "real-world". The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We will multiply our capacity to redefine without decrementing our capacity to empower. We think that most next-generation portals use far too much Python, and not enough DOM. The solutions factor is short-term. Imagine a combination of Apache and SVG. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Python. ABC is the industry leader of world-class interactive, bleeding-edge, impactful TQC management. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our channels but our capacity to empower. What does the term "back-end CAD" really mean? Without well-planned infrastructures, granular models are forced to become proactive. Think short-term. The ultra-interactive efficient, value-added branding factor is C2C2C. We think that most six-sigma web applications use far too much Python, and not enough ActionScript. We have come to know that if you reintermediate intuitively then you may also actualize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our feature set is unmatched, but our front-end Total Quality Control and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The ability to streamline holistically leads to the capacity to disintermediate efficiently. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "performance" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our development but our capacity to architect.