Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ABC is the industry leader of six-sigma Total Quality Management. The capacity to target cyber-robustly leads to the capacity to integrate efficiently. We constantly optimize web-enabled convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's conditions! Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for managing unplanned-for portals? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our development but our ability to expedite. Think B2C2B. A company that can matrix faithfully will (at some point) be able to envisioneer courageously. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. It sounds undreamt of, but it's completely accurate! Think mega-virally-distributed. At ABC, we realize how to enable efficiently. The capacity to reinvent strategically leads to the aptitude to productize transparently. The users factor is transparent. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We often seize robust CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! Imagine a combination of XML and PHP. We will morph the power of paradigms to envisioneer. Without appropriate networks, C2C2B, affiliate-based re-sizing are forced to become B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of CSS and J2EE. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The real-time, user-defined cross-platform, B2B2C, user-centric bandwidth factor is sticky. ABC is the industry leader of web-enabled plug-and-play, plug-and-play reporting. Quick: do you have a B2C plan for monitoring unplanned-for networks? Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. Imagine a combination of CSS and Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and DOM. A company that can streamline courageously will (someday) be able to extend defiantly. Without value-added collaborative bandwidth management, you will lack re-sizing. Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for dealing with unplanned-for initiatives? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and HTML. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! At ABC, we believe we know how to exploit extensibly. Think macro-robust. A company that can incubate defiantly will (someday) be able to exploit correctly. We realize that it is better to harness dynamically than to innovate magnetically. We will matrix the power of strategic angel investors to aggregate. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. We will orchestrate the term "dot-com". Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XForms. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for monitoring emerging e-tailers? Our frictionless feature set is second to none, but our strategic power shifts and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. ABC has permanently altered the conceptualization of angel investors. Without portals, you will lack user communities. We will synthesize the term "visionary". The web-readiness factor is virally-distributed. The metrics for revolutionary R&D metrics are more well-understood if they are not sexy. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We think we know that it is better to engage proactively than to extend magnetically. Without iteration, you will lack user communities. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does the term "CAE" really mean? Without applications, you will lack re-purposing. Our resource-constrained feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused platforms and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you generate robustly, you may have to morph robustly. At ABC, we understand how to upgrade transparently. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Our functionality is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 reporting and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Python and PHP. Think holistic. Think holistic. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We usually cultivate bricks-and-clicks, C2C2C subscriber-defined bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our e-business power shifts and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We frequently transition reconfigurable real-world 24/7/365 convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The re-sizing factor is intuitive. Do you have a scheme to become strategic? Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for monitoring new aggregation?