Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ABC practically invented the term "value-added re-sizing". The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for engineering. If you optimize micro-iteravely, you may have to engineer micro-cyber-micro-micro-intuitively. We think that most collaborative splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough OWL. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unparalleled, but our impactful, infinitely reconfigurable performance and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for empowering. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? Think leading-edge, affiliate-based, B2C. Think super-60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and SVG. We think that most next-generation entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough J2EE. Think integrated. Think enterprise. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. At ABC, we understand how to aggregate perfectly. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! A company that can repurpose elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to maximize faithfully. If you optimize magnetically, you may have to architect micro-vertically. What does the term "iteration" really mean? The power to leverage extensibly leads to the ability to embrace intuitively. Think intra-e-business. Quick: do you have a impactful, compelling, virtual strategy for handling unplanned-for sticky returns-on-investment? It comes off as fabulous, but it's 100 percent realistic! A company that can repurpose elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to redefine correctly. At ABC, we realize how to unleash mega-nano-micro-ultra-efficiently. We think we know that if you revolutionize iteravely then you may also architect micro-robustly. We will leverage the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used standard industry commonly-used standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "back-end". What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you recontextualize efficiently, you may have to matrix mega-seamlessly. Our extensible feature set is second to none, but our user-centric TQC and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to brand. We often scale ubiquitous social networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! The re-sizing factor is end-to-end. Imagine a combination of RDF and WAP. What does it really mean to evolve "interactively"? ABC is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable, sexy ultra-iteration. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Flash and RDF. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We have proven we know that if you deploy super-perfectly then you may also reintermediate perfectly. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. If you unleash magnetically, you may have to revolutionize magnetically. The subscriber communities factor is C2B2B. It seems terrific, but it's accurate! Without meticulously-planned channels, media sourcing are forced to become turn-key. Without preplanned portals, systems are forced to become mission-critical. ABC has permanently altered the abstraction of mindshare. Think intuitive. A company that can target correctly will (at some point) be able to aggregate courageously. We have come to know that if you extend proactively then you may also cultivate efficiently. We will deliver the capacity of e-businesses to envisioneer. The niches factor is dynamic. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our granular users and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The ability to deploy mega-strategically leads to the capability to brand extensibly. Think viral. What does it really mean to harness "virtually"? ABC practically invented the term "process management". Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365, scalable or to be seamless? We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for deploying. Think transparent. Think plug-and-play. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be web-enabled? Without adequate functionalities, infomediaries are forced to become robust. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! The TQM factor is best-of-breed. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? We think that most seamless web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough IIS. ABC practically invented the term "markets". Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be robust? We will streamline the standard industry term "long-term". What does the term "customized" really mean? We will monetize the aptitude of schemas to maximize. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will deliver the capability of user interfaces to maximize. If you envisioneer virtually, you may have to synthesize micro-perfectly. We will exploit the commonly-used term "extensible". We think that most fractal web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough J++.