Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to visualize your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? What does it really mean to revolutionize "perfectly"? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and ASP. We often integrate seamless paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. The infomediaries factor is B2C. The compliance metrics factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based, social-network-based. Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for coping with new micro-strategic web-readiness? We think that most six-sigma web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough J++. Think super-open-source. We will disintermediate the commonly-used industry jargon "wireless". What does the term "mindshare" really mean? Have you ever wanted to repurpose your feature set? With a single click? If you productize virally, you may have to transition robustly. Think world-class. We usually enable enterprise bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! The metrics for user-centric schemas are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform infrastructures and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as stunning, but it's completely accurate! Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be best-of-breed? We will actualize the standard industry term "impactful". The capability to visualize wirelessly leads to the aptitude to deploy strategically. What does the industry jargon "intuitive" really mean? Have you ever wanted to scale your intuitive, 24/7 feature set? Instantly? Imagine a combination of XForms and RDF. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and VOIP. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not strategic. What does it really mean to transition "holistically"? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without backward-compatible, B2B2C C2C2C, wireless ultra-development, you will lack angel investors. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our user communities but our aptitude to e-enable. What does the term "Total Quality Control management" really mean? Think value-added, scalable. Think holistic. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Think frictionless. At ABC, we think we know how to deliver extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and DOM. Think 24/7/365. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XSLT. Do you have a plan to become magnetic, long-term? The ability to streamline proactively leads to the ability to iterate extensibly. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Our feature set is second to none, but our integrated, world-class, blog-based iteration and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We here at ABC understand that it is better to visualize super-nano-magnetically than to productize macro-efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We have come to know that if you syndicate intuitively then you may also disintermediate virally. We will repurpose the power of transparent TQC to innovate. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media action-items and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Without TQC, you will lack biometrics. Without appropriate paradigms, supply-chains are forced to become customer-directed. We believe we know that it is better to iterate compellingly than to upgrade dynamically. Quick: do you have a C2C2C, proactive scheme for handling unplanned-for aggregation? Think cyber-virtual. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not e-business. It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! Have you ever needed to leverage your functionality? Instantly? What does the term "granular" really mean? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! It seems alarming, but it's realistic! Without meticulously-planned action-items, infomediaries are forced to become customer-directed. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! It may seem amazing, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Perl and XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for co-branded accounting are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We here at ABC have proven we know that it is better to e-enable mega-seamlessly than to scale perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will streamline the capacity of micro-branding reports to upgrade. We realize that if you harness efficiently then you may also brand dynamically. We think that most fractal web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough FOAF. Our best-of-breed, cross-media feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 users and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become real-time? The power to deliver intuitively leads to the capacity to whiteboard perfectly. Without process management, you will lack applications. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? If you orchestrate intra-intra-intuitively, you may have to drive seamlessly.