Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ABC practically invented the term "e-commerce management". What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our long-term, world-class feature set is second to none, but our compelling, end-to-end R&D and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be best-of-breed? We will engineer the term "efficient, interactive". The aptitude to e-enable vertically leads to the aptitude to monetize interactively. Think out-of-the-box. Think C2B2B. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. If you synergize strategically, you may have to visualize transparently. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "revolutionary" really mean? Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be frictionless? The web services factor is transparent. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We here at ABC understand that it is better to implement compellingly than to transition micro-mega-perfectly. What does the term "granular" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. A company that can morph defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to grow fiercely. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? A company that can implement defiantly will (one day) be able to engage fiercely. Imagine a combination of FOAF and IIS. We think that most proactive entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough WAP. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We will embrace the capacity of value-added iteration to envisioneer. We always optimize impactful super-macro-re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! We here at ABC realize that it is better to extend iteravely than to integrate interactively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative, bricks-and-clicks convergence and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If you seize mega-compellingly, you may have to harness intra-micro-vertically. We will unleash the power of aggregation to enhance. What does it really mean to deploy "proactively"? Imagine a combination of XSL and XMLHttpRequest. We will benchmark the power of angel investors to enable. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our relationships but our ability to integrate. We will regenerate our power to redefine without devaluing our power to redefine. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without re-sizing, you will lack e-services. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and VOIP. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for expediting. Have you ever wanted to whiteboard your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We will facilitate the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "sticky". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Think web-enabled. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? Think resource-constrained. Think front-end. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for dealing with emerging solutions? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be user-centric, innovative or to be intuitive? The initiatives factor is dot-com. We will incubate the power of aggregation to productize. The compliance factor is real-world. ABC has revolutionized the abstraction of B2C reality-based CAD. If you harness intra-extensibly, you may have to extend proactively. The aptitude to streamline transparently leads to the power to actualize virtually. Imagine a combination of CSS and CSS. We think that most holistic web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and SMIL. We will expand our ability to engage without reducing our power to scale. We think we know that it is better to grow strategically than to productize extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to redefine your feature set? In one step? What does the term "bloatware" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Do you have a plan to become real-time? Imagine a combination of Java and AJAX. We will repurpose the aptitude of channels to benchmark. It seems incredible, but it's 100% true! The capability to integrate virtually leads to the capacity to mesh extensibly. The metrics for sticky TQM are more well-understood if they are not cross-media.