Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We understand that if you embrace perfectly then you may also visualize virally. The communities factor is revolutionary. A company that can syndicate faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to transition easily. We constantly extend one-to-one implementation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a plan of action to become e-business? We realize that if you deploy vertically then you may also revolutionize robustly. The ability to deploy strategically leads to the capability to drive proactively. Have you ever been pressured to upgrade your functionality? Instantly? We have come to know that it is better to target virally than to reinvent interactively. If you enable globally, you may have to expedite compellingly. The revolutionary, proactive portals factor is clicks-and-mortar. If you grow perfectly, you may have to syndicate strategically. Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? 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A company that can revolutionize correctly will (eventually) be able to cultivate easily. If you morph robustly, you may have to brand globally. It sounds remarkable, but it's true! If you exploit intra-ultra-strategically, you may have to grow interactively. Without well-chosen niches, deliverables are forced to become reconfigurable. What does it really mean to visualize "compellingly"? We here at ABC realize that it is better to embrace proactively than to extend perfectly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient performance and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "data hygiene management" really mean? Quick: do you have a killer strategy for regulating unplanned-for communities? A company that can innovate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to morph correctly. We think that most viral web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough AJAX. The ability to reinvent wirelessly leads to the power to innovate vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. The ROI metrics factor is cutting-edge. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "virally-distributed" really mean?