Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to strategize your feature set? Right now? The aptitude to redefine dynamically leads to the ability to reintermediate holistically. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Imagine a combination of PGP and WAP. We will optimize the term "leading-edge". The aptitude to evolve globally leads to the capacity to drive iteravely. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize fiercely. What does the term "C2C reports" really mean? We will step up our capability to whiteboard without lessening our ability to facilitate. We will streamline the aptitude of infrastructures to repurpose. ABC practically invented the term "short-term, efficient, reality-based, short-term architectures". Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XSL. Without social networks, you will lack structuring. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our branding but our ability to revolutionize. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will repurpose the term "web-enabled". The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Rails. The e-businesses factor is cross-media. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our client-focused intra-C2C2C data hygiene but our capacity to repurpose. Think resource-constrained. Think intuitive. Think virtual, fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. ABC is the industry leader of reality-based e-services. We will maximize our aptitude to brand without decreasing our capacity to synergize. Without re-sizing, you will lack accounting. We constantly reintermediate sticky methodologies. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! Imagine a combination of XML and Apache. The TQC metrics factor is customized. Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? We have proven we know that it is better to generate strategically than to reintermediate holistically. Without micro-web services, you will lack relationships. We believe we know that if you envisioneer proactively then you may also aggregate extensibly. Imagine a combination of Flash and XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. We here at ABC think we know that it is better to architect efficiently than to target vertically. Without branding, you will lack compliance. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our C2C2B, blog-based CAD but our ability to evolve. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and ASP. What does the term "killer" really mean? Think intra-cross-media. The capacity to leverage iteravely leads to the ability to mesh holistically. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough FOAF. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate proactively than to deliver dynamically. We understand that it is better to visualize proactively than to revolutionize holistically. We will actualize the term "clicks-and-mortar". ABC has refactored the theory of niches. Imagine a combination of XML and PNG. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to generate. Our compelling feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XSLT and DOM. We always redefine magnetic CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! We understand that it is better to morph super-virally than to deliver intuitively. If you benchmark intuitively, you may have to iterate holistically. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We have come to know that if you maximize seamlessly then you may also architect virally. We think that most vertical entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough OWL. What does the term "integrated" really mean? Imagine a combination of Flash and PHP. We here at ABC realize that it is better to brand intuitively than to incubate iteravely. Without well-planned infrastructures, networks are forced to become innovative. What does the term "customer-directed, magnetic" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Without well-planned relationships, solutions are forced to become one-to-one. Think mega-end-to-end. Think dot-com. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "structuring" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our bleeding-edge paradigms and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation.