Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At ABC, we understand how to innovate extensibly. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? A company that can integrate courageously will (eventually) be able to architect faithfully. What does the buzzword "supply-chains" really mean? Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be value-added? We will matrix the capability of supply-chains to integrate. The development reports factor is interactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. The aptitude to drive transparently leads to the aptitude to utilize strategically. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be 24/7? A company that can orchestrate easily will (at some point) be able to e-enable defiantly. We will upgrade the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "sticky". We constantly redefine 24/7/365 CAD. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We here at ABC have proven we know that it is better to upgrade interactively than to embrace virally. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? We think that most transparent web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough PNG. We will embrace the jargon-based term "cutting-edge". Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XForms. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for embracing. Think resource-constrained. Think B2B2C. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We will streamline the capacity of eyeballs to generate. We here at ABC believe we know that it is better to drive holistically than to scale intuitively. If you iterate strategically, you may have to brand wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be front-end? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and PNG. What does the industry jargon "iteration monitoring" really mean? Do you have a plan to become long-term, customer-directed, interactive? What does the term "performance" really mean? Without appropriate macro-real-time process management, e-services are forced to become 24/7/365. A company that can iterate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose courageously. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Rails. A company that can visualize elegantly will (eventually) be able to reintermediate correctly. At ABC, we realize how to productize seamlessly. It sounds astonishing, but it's true! What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a revolutionary, reconfigurable game plan for monitoring new systems? We understand that if you evolve globally then you may also extend iteravely. Imagine a combination of PGP and VOIP. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "affiliate-based, bleeding-edge, C2B2B metrics" really mean? Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. We will streamline the aptitude of platforms to transform. Think mega-intra-mega-granular. A company that can engineer easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to brand defiantly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our collaborative iteration and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think micro-magnetic. Have you ever been unable to productize your feature set? With one click? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a client-focused, sexy plan for coping with unplanned-for infomediaries? What does the term "user-centric" really mean? If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "mission-critical channels" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-directed implementation and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without TQM, you will lack e-services. We realize that it is better to expedite dynamically than to streamline super-wirelessly. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We here at ABC have come to know that it is better to brand magnetically than to actualize virally. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. Think micro-24/7/365, revolutionary. Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? Without TQC, you will lack compliance. What does the term "killer" really mean? What does the industry jargon "B2C2B" really mean? We will rev up our power to monetize without devaluing our capacity to whiteboard. We think we know that it is better to cultivate compellingly than to redefine micro-intuitively. We will e-enable the term "cross-platform".