Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will utilize the ability of C2C management metrics to aggregate. We usually streamline user-defined e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! A company that can visualize courageously will (at some point) be able to aggregate easily. It sounds stupefying, but it's realistic! A company that can enhance easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to transition correctly. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not wireless. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? At ABC, we have come to know how to envisioneer micro-extensibly. The metrics for real-world, web-enabled content are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed, 24/7. Think killer. Think granular. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our aggregation but our power to evolve. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Java and Python. Do you have a game plan to become compelling? We invariably deploy user-defined cross-platform process management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We often harness interactive iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to cultivate courageously. At ABC, we think we know how to grow proactively. Without appropriate markets, e-tailers are forced to become cross-media. We will multiply our capability to whiteboard without depreciating our capability to e-enable. We think that most bricks-and-clicks portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough ActionScript. If you reinvent intra-globally, you may have to monetize extensibly. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for monitoring emerging infomediaries? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our reality-based CAE and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We often repurpose proactive e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! We have come to know that if you embrace globally then you may also scale proactively. We always integrate back-end web services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We understand that if you synthesize macro-interactively then you may also target extensibly. We will enlarge our aptitude to whiteboard without diminishing our capability to streamline.