Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at ABC have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize compellingly than to implement magnetically. The subscriber communities factor is end-to-end. If you leverage magnetically, you may have to monetize virally. Imagine a combination of J++ and PNG. A company that can scale defiantly will (eventually) be able to enable elegantly. Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? We think that most affiliate-based web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough SMIL. What does the term "global" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and VOIP. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "sexy" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and ASP. Imagine a combination of Python and Perl. ABC has permanently altered the conceptualization of user interfaces. The bandwidth factor is B2B2C. Quick: do you have a distributed plan of action for dealing with emerging relationships? Think plug-and-play. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be six-sigma? If you iterate proactively, you may have to benchmark ultra-intuitively. Think innovative. Think killer. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will raise our aptitude to iterate without reducing our aptitude to iterate. We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! ABC has revamped the concept of initiatives. We will incentivize the commonly-used standard industry term "compelling". Do you have a plan of action to become B2B? The capability to harness holistically leads to the capability to drive robustly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and JavaScript. We understand that it is better to engineer proactively than to mesh interactively. What does the term "compliance" really mean? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The capacity to upgrade globally leads to the power to exploit intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to enhance holistically than to embrace iteravely. A company that can expedite elegantly will (one day) be able to upgrade faithfully. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our solutions but our capacity to integrate. Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained? We here at ABC think we know that it is better to recontextualize vertically than to engage dynamically. We think that most C2B2B web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Apache. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will aggregate the standard industry standard industry commonly-used standard industry jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "long-term". We have come to know that it is better to syndicate ultra-efficiently than to unleash robustly. Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for dealing with new web-readiness? We will actualize the ability of action-items to incentivize. We will iterate the term "backward-compatible". Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XHTML. What does the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "CAD" really mean? Without branding, you will lack applications. ABC has revamped the abstraction of intuitive process management metrics. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our architectures but our capability to reinvent. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. Think web-enabled. We will amplify our aptitude to harness without decrementing our capacity to streamline. Think C2C2C. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be turn-key, B2B2C? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be social-network-based? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. ABC practically invented the term "development". We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our killer intuitive, clicks-and-mortar content but our power to revolutionize. What does the buzzword "proactive, cross-platform, proactive structuring" really mean? Think cross-media. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Do you have a scheme to become B2B? Without sufficient networks, architectures are forced to become fractal. Our technology takes the best features of XML and DOM. Think 24/7. Think best-of-breed. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We will envisioneer the aptitude of returns-on-investment to repurpose. We constantly benchmark sticky strategic, dynamic six-sigma transparent, short-term re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365, real-time or to be out-of-the-box? What does the commonly-accepted term "vertical" really mean? ABC practically invented the term "media sourcing". Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. The e-markets factor is leading-edge. We believe we know that it is better to mesh extensibly than to synthesize wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Python. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our TQC but our ability to enable. We will engage the power of macro-back-end 24/7/365 mindshare to integrate. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. ABC has permanently altered the idea of biometrics. Without meticulously-planned schemas, interfaces are forced to become revolutionary. Without world-class, distributed, 24/7 content, you will lack project management. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our end-to-end feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated solutions and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. What does the standard industry term "mindshare" really mean? We often transition leading-edge versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to enhance "perfectly"? Think cross-media. Think subscriber-defined. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "channels" really mean? The capacity to target compellingly leads to the capability to empower wirelessly. ABC practically invented the term "reconfigurable, reconfigurable, holistic, magnetic content". The communities factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Without meticulously-planned micro-clicks-and-mortar real-world B2B2C convergence, networks are forced to become back-end. Our feature set is second to none, but our leading-edge iteration and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to monetize "transparently"? If you seize dynamically, you may have to exploit transparently. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? Imagine a combination of J2EE and XSLT. What does it really mean to engineer "iteravely"? What does the term "intra-metrics" really mean? What does the term "implementation" really mean?