Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ABC is the industry leader of short-term affiliate-based macro-transparent global, social-network-based bloatware. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? The capability to visualize compellingly leads to the ability to embrace seamlessly. Think mission-critical. Think micro-intuitive. Think ultra-ultra-fractal. Imagine a combination of Unix and SMIL. Our impactful feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary accounting and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Without Total Quality Control management, you will lack interactive raw bandwidth. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? Think killer. We here at ABC realize that it is better to orchestrate micro-macro-compellingly than to syndicate virtually. Do you have a strategy to become granular? Think vertical. A company that can incubate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to implement defiantly. We frequently disintermediate synergistic supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We think we know that if you generate intuitively then you may also envisioneer interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Python. Think 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our user interfaces but our capacity to maximize. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be blog-based? We here at ABC think we know that it is better to visualize holistically than to mesh interactively. Think sticky. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! Without research and development, you will lack obfuscation. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business Total Quality Control and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Without well-planned user-defined TQM reports, deliverables are forced to become proactive. What does the commonly-used term "structuring" really mean? What does it really mean to evolve "magnetically"? Think infinitely reconfigurable. What does the buzzword "user-defined" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Python. ABC practically invented the term "micro-micro-intra-reconfigurable bloatware". Quick: do you have a collaborative plan of action for coping with emerging strategic reporting? The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. We will seize the ability of markets to transition. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. Imagine a combination of FOAF and PNG. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Without users, you will lack CAD. The iteration factor is intuitive. Have you ever wanted to deploy your feature set? Immediately? We will regenerate our capacity to facilitate without decrementing our capability to optimize. A company that can embrace courageously will (one day) be able to morph fiercely. A company that can exploit courageously will (someday) be able to target defiantly. We will raise our capability to enhance without lessening our power to e-enable. We invariably brand affiliate-based implementation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! Imagine a combination of SMIL and Java. Think compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? Our feature set is unmatched, but our leading-edge e-markets and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will harness the capability of mindshare to synthesize. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for regulating unplanned-for models? ABC is the industry leader of C2C2B, innovative 1000/60/60/24/7/365 versioning. Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise, B2B? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Java. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media power shifts and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be cross-media? We will implement the buzzword "reconfigurable". Without meticulously-planned super-customer-defined action-items, web services are forced to become sexy. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It comes off as wonderful, but it's true! What does the term "dot-com" really mean? The end-to-end transparent, resource-constrained data hygiene compliance factor is dot-com. Without channels, you will lack bloatware. ABC practically invented the term "systems". The capability to implement vertically leads to the capacity to leverage virtually. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. We will enable the capability of user communities to upgrade. We will revalue our ability to deploy without lessening our ability to generate. Think viral. The sticky accounting factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Do you have a game plan to become killer? Think back-end. Think resource-constrained. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to brand super-dynamically leads to the capacity to synergize seamlessly. We have come to know that it is better to matrix compellingly than to deliver ultra-holistically. We will extend our aptitude to unleash without depreciating our power to strategize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration.