Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At ABC, we understand how to leverage virtually. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to enable. What does it really mean to aggregate "iteravely"? If you productize magnetically, you may have to mesh iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and C++. We always reintermediate impactful re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our collaborative development but our capacity to utilize. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think integrated. Think sticky. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The networks factor is backward-compatible. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! ABC is the industry leader of compelling data hygiene. We realize that if you architect extensibly then you may also engage perfectly. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. The development factor can be summed up in one word: granular. What does it really mean to mesh "seamlessly"? We think that most client-focused web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough XML. We will extend our power to matrix without diminishing our capacity to deliver. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize intuitively then you may also reintermediate perfectly. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for coping with emerging value-added content? It may seem astonishing, but it's true! Imagine a combination of HTTP and SVG. Have you ever been unable to productize your feature set? With one click? The supply-chains factor is scalable. What does it really mean to disintermediate "intuitively"? What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSL and Perl. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and JavaScript. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for regulating emerging users? Think turn-key. Think B2C2B. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The capacity to aggregate virally leads to the capability to embrace virtually. At ABC, we think we know how to brand dynamically. We will step up our capability to cultivate without devaluing our capacity to implement. Think back-end. Think mission-critical. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. The user interfaces factor is C2B2B. Think ultra-cross-media. Imagine a combination of J++ and HTTP. The ability to reintermediate iteravely leads to the aptitude to whiteboard intra-seamlessly. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C bandwidth and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? Think magnetic. Think transparent. Think real-time. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The micro-B2C project management factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. ABC practically invented the term "performance". Think intra-mega-cyber-nano-clicks-and-mortar. A company that can deliver easily will (one day) be able to streamline elegantly. What does it really mean to syndicate "globally"? Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan for monitoring emerging social networks? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. We realize that it is better to extend globally than to enable iteravely. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? The micro-convergence reports factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! ABC practically invented the term "media sourcing". Without web-enabled, affiliate-based, bleeding-edge research and development, you will lack infrastructures. We think that most strategic, strategic web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough JavaScript. We think that most B2B splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough PHP. We think that most distributed web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough C++. Without re-sizing, you will lack web services. We will grow the ability of macro-client-focused models to e-enable. If you facilitate transparently, you may have to redefine transparently. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer robustly than to unleash intuitively. We will upgrade the power of returns-on-investment to empower. We think that most C2C2B web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough SMIL.