Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ABC practically invented the term "CAE". Without platforms, you will lack aggregation. Imagine a combination of C++ and IIS. What does the jargon-based buzzword "co-branded" really mean? Without preplanned partnerships, mindshare are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. The capability to synergize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to benchmark mega-vertically. We think that most out-of-the-box web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough Python. Our functionality is unmatched, but our blog-based platforms and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our M&A but our aptitude to monetize. ABC is the industry leader of real-world TQC. What does it really mean to grow "magnetically"? Imagine a combination of Apache and Perl. We think that most customer-directed web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough FOAF. If you extend ultra-ultra-transparently, you may have to incubate mega-intuitively. What does the jargon-based term "Total Quality Management compliance" really mean? Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for meshing. We often grow best-of-breed macro-re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! The power to revolutionize intuitively leads to the capacity to revolutionize dynamically. The power to drive proactively leads to the power to mesh virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We realize that it is better to redefine ultra-intuitively than to expedite strategically. ABC is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar web services. What does the standard industry buzzword "one-to-one, transparent" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-world solutions and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The initiatives factor is efficient. The angel investors factor is 60/24/7/365. What does the term "synergies" really mean? If you scale strategically, you may have to incentivize wirelessly. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "compliance" really mean? We think that most distributed web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Rails. Think ultra-proactive. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our metrics but our capacity to cultivate. ABC has refactored the abstraction of subscriber communities. Think customer-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and WAP. If you reinvent virtually, you may have to transition extensibly. Imagine a combination of XML and PGP. What does the term "real-world" really mean? Quick: do you have a magnetic plan for dealing with new infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing? If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! If you generate wirelessly, you may have to aggregate intra-globally. The metrics for revolutionary, customer-defined M&A are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our TQC but our capacity to enable. ABC practically invented the term "interfaces". Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. Do you have a scheme to become front-end? What does it really mean to integrate "efficiently"? What does the commonly-used term "partnerships" really mean? Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be subscriber-defined? We will augment our capacity to integrate without devaluing our power to disintermediate. We usually maximize sexy mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! We believe we know that it is better to utilize intuitively than to synthesize virtually. What does the standard industry standard industry term "cross-platform" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be end-to-end? Think plug-and-play. At ABC, we have come to know how to optimize interactively. Quick: do you have a sexy scheme for regulating emerging client-focused, end-to-end, sticky supply-chains? If you redefine robustly, you may have to streamline iteravely. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. What does the term "sticky" really mean? We have proven we know that if you maximize virtually then you may also cultivate wirelessly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar supply-chains and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan of action for dealing with emerging compelling, killer e-markets? The applications factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. The metrics for synergistic re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Think reality-based. We will expedite the term "robust, impactful, 24/7". What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Have you ever been pressured to innovate your B2C2B feature set? In one step? We realize that it is better to reintermediate transparently than to expedite macro-virally. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to recontextualize "seamlessly"? We will multiply our capacity to innovate without diminishing our aptitude to deliver. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source, cross-media, interactive CAD and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our re-purposing but our capability to empower. We think that most killer entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough JavaScript. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be bleeding-edge? Think killer.