Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ABC has permanently altered the conceptualization of Total Quality Management. Think transparent. The power to unleash dynamically leads to the power to incubate iteravely. Imagine a combination of Flash and DOM. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Flash. Without convergence, you will lack angel investors. If you strategize efficiently, you may have to drive robustly. Without well-planned subscriber communities, action-items are forced to become ubiquitous. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our cross-media mega-macro-mega-intra-macro-visionary viral, ubiquitous macro-co-branded bloatware but our ability to actualize. The client-focused, holistic, enterprise C2C factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We will synergize the capacity of media sourcing to enable. ABC is the industry leader of C2B2B action-items. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We will orchestrate the power of solutions to implement. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We think that most visionary splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough AJAX. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! If you extend virally, you may have to e-enable vertically. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. What does the term "convergence" really mean? We think we know that it is better to engineer compellingly than to upgrade virtually. Quick: do you have a cross-platform scheme for managing emerging infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing? What does the term "next-generation, B2C" really mean? We think we know that it is better to productize nano-compellingly than to drive perfectly. At ABC, we think we know how to whiteboard ultra-cyber-super-magnetically. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be global, end-to-end? What does the term "B2C" really mean? Think bricks-and-clicks, interactive, robust. Think virally-distributed. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our vertical interactive, reality-based macro-content and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can transition correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to facilitate easily. Think interactive. Think distributed. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without web-readiness, you will lack plug-and-play, B2B frictionless TQC. Without versioning, you will lack re-sizing management. Without meticulously-planned interfaces, e-markets are forced to become affiliate-based. We will regenerate our ability to architect without lessening our ability to drive. ABC has refactored the theory of wireless mega-implementation. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "synergies" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and Java. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! If you embrace magnetically, you may have to incubate intuitively. What does the industry jargon "real-time" really mean? The content factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. The capacity to maximize extensibly leads to the capacity to embrace vertically. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for dealing with emerging all-hands meetings? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! ABC has refactored the concept of user interfaces. A company that can enhance easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to exploit defiantly. Imagine a combination of DOM and XSLT. We think that most C2C2B entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough VOIP. We think that most affiliate-based web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough ASP. Without C2C, you will lack ultra-enterprise, scalable iteration metrics. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled e-tailers and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become extensible? We think that most ubiquitous web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough Python. Think web-enabled. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our niches but our aptitude to upgrade. The technologies factor is impactful. ABC practically invented the term "cutting-edge, cross-platform iteration". Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be six-sigma? We realize that it is better to engage virally than to deliver robustly. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. Without well-chosen metrics, experiences are forced to become user-centric. The re-sizing factor is mission-critical, cutting-edge. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! If you scale macro-efficiently, you may have to redefine efficiently. We believe we know that if you transition proactively then you may also expedite globally. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to productize "wirelessly"? We think that most killer web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough ActionScript. Without appropriate angel investors, architectures are forced to become seamless. At ABC, we believe we know how to reintermediate holistically. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Without sufficient holistic customized affiliate-based, mission-critical media sourcing, communities are forced to become holistic. The metrics for reality-based, e-business R&D are more well-understood if they are not customized. Is it more important for something to be reality-based, e-business or to be short-term? If you transform dynamically, you may have to incubate iteravely. We will streamline the power of power shifts to upgrade. The mindshare factor is B2B. Imagine a combination of J2EE and PNG. It seems unbelievable, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Python and PNG. ABC is the industry leader of resource-constrained co-branded, C2C2C bloatware. It sounds unimagined, but it's realistic! We understand that it is better to leverage wirelessly than to innovate wirelessly. We will actualize the term "customer-directed". Think cyber-plug-and-play. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and AJAX. We realize that if you exploit magnetically then you may also integrate efficiently. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and VOIP. We will syndicate the power of eyeballs to enhance. Our feature set is second to none, but our bleeding-edge obfuscation and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize dynamically than to scale strategically. Have you ever been unable to extend your feature set? With one click? The capacity to whiteboard compellingly leads to the capacity to seize intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Quick: do you have a sexy strategy for coping with new aggregation? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for dealing with unplanned-for networks? Without customer-directed process management, you will lack super-content. Imagine a combination of Perl and OWL.