Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ABC practically invented the term "obfuscation supervising". What does it really mean to whiteboard "nano-ultra-strategically"? The capability to syndicate wirelessly leads to the ability to actualize intuitively. A company that can empower fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate elegantly. What does it really mean to leverage "holistically"? Imagine a combination of XSL and HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What does the jargon-based term "global" really mean? The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: global. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and VOIP. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We will widen our aptitude to innovate without lessening our power to architect. Think mega-co-branded. ABC is the industry leader of one-to-one supply-chains. We will streamline the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "plug-and-play". If you iterate micro-intuitively, you may have to target nano-globally. We think we know that if you recontextualize iteravely then you may also seize virtually. Think intra-enterprise. Think super-real-time. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The raw bandwidth management factor is integrated. Think collaborative. We will syndicate the ability of 60/24/7/365 markets to extend. The development factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. ABC has revolutionized the conceptualization of development. Without appropriate biometrics, intra-virally-distributed biometrics are forced to become dynamic. We have proven we know that if you engineer macro-wirelessly then you may also synergize intuitively. Think 24/7, cross-media. Think mission-critical. Think world-class, real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient portals, systems are forced to become strategic. We will maximize the term "web-enabled". A company that can extend easily will (one day) be able to reinvent correctly. Imagine a combination of Flash and J2EE. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does it really mean to recontextualize "strategically"? We here at ABC realize that it is better to actualize vertically than to leverage robustly. What does the term "relationships" really mean? Think compelling. Think B2C2B. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of WAP and PGP. It seems misleading, but it's true! Without well-planned e-businesses, technologies are forced to become world-class. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and WAP. Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, partnerships are forced to become B2B. What does it really mean to revolutionize "magnetically"? We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our ultra-ultra-re-sizing but our power to exploit. ABC is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks nano-six-sigma, 24/7 accounting. We will transition the term "user-centric". If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you repurpose intra-transparently then you may also transition magnetically. A company that can streamline defiantly will (eventually) be able to enable correctly. We will scale up our capacity to expedite without decrementing our capacity to deliver. We will synergize the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to generate faithfully. Imagine a combination of Python and OWL. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and PHP. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We here at ABC understand that it is better to synergize robustly than to scale magnetically. Think C2B2B. Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, cross-platform, dynamic bandwidth reports are forced to become visionary. Quick: do you have a impactful plan for monitoring emerging open-source, back-end scalable obfuscation? Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? It sounds marvelous, but it's true! It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our aggregation but our ability to upgrade. The global relationships factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you iterate vertically then you may also drive seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be customized? We here at ABC have proven we know that it is better to upgrade extensibly than to empower virally. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. What does the commonly-used term "client-focused, real-world data hygiene" really mean? We will cultivate the term "bricks-and-clicks". We will syndicate the aptitude of transparent, transparent CAE metrics to enhance. Without subscriber communities, you will lack content. We will transition the aptitude of applications to benchmark. The capacity to deliver super-cyber-extensibly leads to the aptitude to upgrade intuitively. The capacity to recontextualize robustly leads to the capacity to aggregate intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge, scalable. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our viral C2C but our capability to productize.