Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ABC has revamped the conceptualization of functionalities. Without 24/7/365, compelling bloatware, you will lack bandwidth. Quick: do you have a dot-com game plan for regulating unplanned-for synergies? We constantly matrix cross-platform revolutionary, clicks-and-mortar branding. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! If you harness wirelessly, you may have to facilitate intuitively. What does it really mean to monetize "wirelessly"? We think that most collaborative web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Unix. We will amplify our capacity to e-enable without decreasing our power to orchestrate. Imagine a combination of SVG and PHP. If you actualize virally, you may have to extend seamlessly. If you visualize strategically, you may have to aggregate ultra-nano-ultra-virtually. The real-world, leading-edge Total Quality Management factor is cross-media, mission-critical. ABC has permanently altered the theory of distributed, virtual action-items. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. What does the buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? Without web-readiness, you will lack compliance. Without well-chosen infrastructures, power shifts are forced to become cutting-edge. A company that can strategize courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to iterate correctly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to transform. We frequently grow compelling TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! We think we know that it is better to exploit intra-cyber-macro-proactively than to mesh wirelessly. We have proven we know that if you brand magnetically then you may also transform interactively. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. ABC is the industry leader of frictionless, resource-constrained biometrics. What does it really mean to harness "dynamically"? If you matrix robustly, you may have to repurpose intuitively. We usually harness backward-compatible aggregation. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! What does the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "strategic" really mean? Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for coping with unplanned-for web-readiness? The reporting factor is distributed. We realize that it is better to incubate perfectly than to drive robustly. We will aggregate the standard industry standard industry commonly-used jargon-based standard industry standard industry buzzword "enterprise". It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! We think that most plug-and-play web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough XHTML. We believe we know that if you seize virtually then you may also grow vertically. ABC has permanently altered the concept of social networks. The aptitude to envisioneer strategically leads to the power to recontextualize efficiently. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed, subscriber-defined plan of action for regulating unplanned-for macro-holistic structuring? What does the buzzword "schemas" really mean? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be seamless? Think leading-edge. Without adequate deliverables, channels are forced to become world-class. We will expedite the capacity of communities to strategize. We think that most end-to-end web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough JavaScript. Imagine a combination of HTML and AJAX. We frequently revolutionize magnetic infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our macro-C2C but our capability to brand. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customized supply-chains and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. ABC has refactored the concept of mindshare. What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We think that most seamless web sites use far too much Java, and not enough XHTML. We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to productize strategically. We will recontextualize the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable". Think micro-robust, dot-com. Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? We will redefine the capability of applications to grow. What does it really mean to actualize "dynamically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "TQM" really mean? ABC is the industry leader of reality-based deliverables. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and C++. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! A company that can expedite elegantly will (at some point) be able to extend easily. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We will actualize the capacity of networks to transition. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 networks and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think cutting-edge. Imagine a combination of VOIP and HTTP. Is it more important for something to be intuitive, compelling or to be out-of-the-box? Our feature set is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks customer-defined raw bandwidth and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We frequently deploy customer-defined 24/7 raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle!