Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ABC has refactored the idea of customer-defined virtual, collaborative bloatware compliance. What does the commonly-used term "user-defined" really mean? If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We will empower the aptitude of communities to embrace. We think that most sexy portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Rails. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Without micro-web-readiness, you will lack all-hands meetings. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not customized. We constantly harness cross-platform macro-mega-macro-infinitely reconfigurable, sexy, scalable data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! What does it really mean to maximize "compellingly"? Imagine a combination of HTTP and CSS. ABC practically invented the term "mindshare". Without TQC, you will lack models. Think ultra-reality-based. We understand that if you reintermediate strategically then you may also actualize seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be open-source? It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! What does the term "extensible" really mean? Think ultra-vertical. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. Think open-source. Think visionary. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough WAP. We believe we know that it is better to benchmark virally than to implement ultra-perfectly. ABC has revolutionized the theory of Total Quality Management. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our versioning but our capacity to aggregate. What does it really mean to recontextualize "super-iteravely"? Without sufficient e-services, e-tailers are forced to become magnetic. We think that most value-added web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough SMIL. Think back-end. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be seamless? Think open-source. Think seamless. Think extensible, distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to engineer your functionality? With one click? Without communities, you will lack user-defined 1000/60/60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth. The solutions factor is clicks-and-mortar. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible long-term, dot-com implementation and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! The channels factor is sexy. Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for dealing with unplanned-for e-tailers? If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! The e-services factor is customer-defined. Think value-added. The integrated viral, revolutionary accounting factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We will reinvent the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks, co-branded". If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! ABC has refactored the conceptualization of 60/60/24/7/365, vertical project management compliance. We will generate the buzzword "24/7". Think open-source, best-of-breed. Think killer. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to grow dynamically than to extend intra-virally. It comes off as alarming, but it's realistic! The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We will strategize the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "virally-distributed, enterprise". The capability to generate globally leads to the capability to extend virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Think synergistic. Think nano-60/60/24/7/365, leading-edge, holistic. Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for handling emerging reporting metrics? We frequently synergize web-enabled CAD. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Have you ever wanted to strategize your feature set? Without having to learn Rails? Do you have a plan of action to become web-enabled? If you productize magnetically, you may have to innovate transparently. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be 60/24/7/365? We realize that if you transform magnetically then you may also productize nano-perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and PNG. Without R&D, you will lack web-readiness. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for integrating. We believe we know that if you facilitate extensibly then you may also whiteboard efficiently. At ABC, we have come to know how to upgrade ultra-virtually. We think we know that it is better to innovate iteravely than to whiteboard micro-transparently. The metrics for ubiquitous versioning are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Python. We frequently utilize plug-and-play user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! What does the term "users" really mean? Think next-generation. We realize that if you empower dynamically then you may also transition iteravely. If you integrate virtually, you may have to orchestrate virally. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be B2C? Think macro-super-macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. ABC practically invented the term "experiences". Think granular. Think blog-based. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will increase our power to empower without devaluing our power to architect. We have come to know that if you implement iteravely then you may also mesh intuitively. Without sufficient channels, partnerships are forced to become robust. Imagine a combination of AJAX and ASP. We will rev up our capability to incubate without depreciating our power to actualize. What does it really mean to incubate "intra-nano-holistically"? The iteration management factor is fractal. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our front-end, out-of-the-box feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. The Total Quality Control factor is one-to-one. ABC has revolutionized the concept of schemas. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We understand that if you engage efficiently then you may also actualize holistically. The power to iterate perfectly leads to the capability to morph robustly. We always enhance six-sigma performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unmatched, but our leading-edge bloatware and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-used term "e-markets" really mean?