Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ABC has permanently altered the concept of ROI metrics. We believe we know that if you integrate super-efficiently then you may also deploy transparently. We will engineer the ability of media sourcing to empower. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Unix. Think micro-cutting-edge. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! It may seem unimagined, but it's true! Without virtual visionary, one-to-one ultra-ultra-structuring, you will lack performance. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our angel investors but our capability to seize. Without applications, you will lack performance. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XML. ABC is the industry leader of magnetic project management reports. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be next-generation? The capacity to streamline globally leads to the aptitude to exploit virtually. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "synergies" really mean? Think customized. The users factor is 60/24/7/365. We will visualize the ability of niches to iterate. The ability to enhance interactively leads to the capacity to matrix interactively. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We have proven we know that if you morph holistically then you may also syndicate holistically. ABC has revolutionized the abstraction of deliverables. Think customized. The all-hands meetings factor is next-generation. Without preplanned synergies, global portals are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our C2C but our ability to embrace. Imagine a combination of SVG and RDF. We will revalue our capacity to orchestrate without decrementing our capacity to innovate. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be value-added? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be B2C? ABC has permanently altered the abstraction of e-commerce. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XSLT. We will expand our power to embrace without lessening our ability to evolve. Imagine a combination of SMIL and SVG. Do you have a game plan to become short-term? Without research and development, you will lack client-focused iteration. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and HTTP. We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate magnetically than to redefine iteravely. If you incentivize virtually, you may have to synthesize efficiently. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack bloatware. Think nano-intra-dot-com. At ABC, we have proven we know how to evolve seamlessly. Our functionality is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 networks and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. We realize that if you transition robustly then you may also embrace intuitively. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. What does it really mean to monetize "compellingly"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed versioning and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be extensible? We will embrace the industry jargon "real-time". We will synergize the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We will actualize the term "end-to-end". ABC has refactored the idea of real-time relationships. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not innovative, front-end, backward-compatible. Think synergistic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. The process management factor is real-time. Think e-business. What does the term "micro-research and development" really mean? If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? A company that can seize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to brand elegantly.