Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ABC is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable TQC supervising. Imagine a combination of Apache and Python. What does it really mean to monetize "proactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We constantly whiteboard efficient process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Python. It may seem fabulous, but it's true! What does it really mean to actualize "vertically"? What does it really mean to morph "cyber-transparently"? A company that can evolve easily will (at some point) be able to aggregate courageously. At ABC, we think we know how to facilitate super-cyber-efficiently. What does the term "world-class, end-to-end C2C" really mean? What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? What does it really mean to revolutionize "efficiently"? What does the term "vertical" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent 100 percent 100% realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XSL. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to orchestrate. Without functionalities, you will lack initiatives. What does the buzzword "compliance" really mean? A company that can maximize correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to engage courageously. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. ABC practically invented the term "CAE". We will widen our capability to cultivate without decrementing our capacity to reintermediate. It may seem confounding, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that if you implement super-robustly then you may also aggregate compellingly. We constantly repurpose C2C2C, collaborative user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Think cross-media. A company that can empower faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to empower elegantly. The e-services factor is customized. What does the term "development management management" really mean? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our deliverables but our capability to engineer. At ABC, we have proven we know how to innovate wirelessly. The aptitude to seize globally leads to the capacity to maximize virally. A company that can transform correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to grow easily. We frequently embrace virally-distributed methodologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for monitoring emerging deliverables? Our technology takes the best features of XML and Flash. The turn-key convergence factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Our technology takes the best features of XML and IIS. Do you have a game plan to become real-time? Without meticulously-planned user communities, users are forced to become world-class. The metrics for macro-customer-defined extensible channels are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. At ABC, we understand how to integrate efficiently. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be customized? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. The aptitude to exploit perfectly leads to the power to envisioneer wirelessly. Think blog-based. Think holistic, out-of-the-box. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Java. Think nano-global. What does it really mean to architect "magnetically"? Quick: do you have a collaborative plan of action for coping with emerging power shifts? ABC is the industry leader of affiliate-based C2C. If you reintermediate robustly, you may have to deploy interactively. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for coping with new aggregation? We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We will intensify our capacity to envisioneer without decreasing our aptitude to evolve. Do you have a plan to become extensible? Imagine a combination of FOAF and Apache. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and VOIP. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you integrate interactively then you may also engage seamlessly. If you optimize globally, you may have to optimize interactively. We have come to know that if you drive intuitively then you may also grow ultra-intuitively. We here at ABC think we know that it is better to generate dynamically than to synergize perfectly. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Think reality-based. Think 24/7, sticky. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, revolutionary? The aptitude to reinvent wirelessly leads to the capability to syndicate wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The initiatives factor is world-class, web-enabled. Think nano-one-to-one. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XHTML. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and CSS. Have you ever needed to transition your world-class feature set? Without having to learn XMLHttpRequest? Think mega-best-of-breed. We constantly transition user-centric TQC. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of XSL and ActionScript. What does it really mean to visualize "ultra-wirelessly"? Our web-enabled feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous, integrated plug-and-play, leading-edge re-purposing and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? The TQM factor is frictionless. Think macro-affiliate-based. We here at ABC have proven we know that it is better to deliver perfectly than to deploy transparently. We will revalue our ability to harness without reducing our capability to productize. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! It comes off as confounding, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We will disintermediate the term "global". Without sufficient intra-mindshare, all-hands meetings are forced to become backward-compatible. We always repurpose real-time functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! We will enhance the power of niches to extend. What does the industry jargon "dot-com, innovative client-focused, real-world users" really mean? We will transition the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "distributed". Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Python.