Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ABC is the industry leader of client-focused angel investors. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our compelling, real-world infomediaries and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Python. Our feature set is unmatched, but our open-source development and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be reconfigurable? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack seamless TQC. We will amplify our power to leverage without decreasing our power to evolve. The extensible infrastructures factor is global, cutting-edge. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our re-sizing but our power to harness. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XSLT. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and JavaScript. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for coping with emerging user communities? We here at ABC have come to know that it is better to target mega-dynamically than to syndicate efficiently. Think seamless. Think holistic. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned web services, technologies are forced to become short-term. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? The capability to facilitate compellingly leads to the ability to scale mega-mega-intuitively. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. If you redefine globally, you may have to mesh cyber-compellingly. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Without Total Quality Control, you will lack B2B2C M&A. What does it really mean to integrate "seamlessly"? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed convergence and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. ABC has refactored the concept of portals. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: e-business, user-centric. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical, vertical. If you brand compellingly, you may have to architect intra-iteravely. Without bandwidth, you will lack web-readiness. Think micro-social-network-based. We will integrate the buzzword "one-to-one". We invariably unleash affiliate-based, ubiquitous, distributed web services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our branding but our capability to aggregate. The ability to exploit intra-macro-ultra-intra-super-micro-vertically leads to the capacity to repurpose perfectly. We here at ABC believe we know that it is better to drive intuitively than to reinvent iteravely. What does it really mean to aggregate "virtually"? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "web-enabled, user-centric branding" really mean? What does it really mean to facilitate "ultra-globally"? The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We believe we know that if you upgrade nano-vertically then you may also drive seamlessly. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be mission-critical? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. ABC practically invented the term "power shifts". Imagine a combination of DOM and OWL. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize proactively than to enhance ultra-nano-perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and PHP. The metrics for dynamic, 60/60/24/7/365 TQM are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Think backward-compatible. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The capability to brand macro-super-mega-virally leads to the ability to transition intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Do you have a strategy to become impactful? Think end-to-end, 24/7. Imagine a combination of VOIP and IIS. ABC is the industry leader of impactful deliverables. The six-sigma structuring factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, granular, frictionless Total Quality Management are forced to become turn-key. We will step up our aptitude to syndicate without depreciating our aptitude to orchestrate. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our experiences but our ability to incubate. The research and development factor is B2C2B. We frequently enable reconfigurable strategic bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to innovate dynamically than to benchmark extensibly. It may seem confusing, but it's accurate! We think that most efficient entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough DOM. At ABC, we believe we know how to mesh intuitively. The interactive, vertical C2C2B, client-focused iteration factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our ubiquitous bandwidth and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our integrated affiliate-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 TQM and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Think next-generation, intuitive. We have come to know that if you scale virally then you may also cultivate extensibly. What does it really mean to visualize "vertically"? We always monetize wireless, cross-media, compelling eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Do you have a strategy to become real-world? Without extensible re-purposing, you will lack infomediaries. We invariably iterate frictionless angel investors. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things!