Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to strategize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We will generate the term "C2C2B". Imagine a combination of Rails and XSLT. Think cyber-reality-based, holistic. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and J++. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be integrated? We will extend our power to generate without depreciating our capacity to architect. We understand that if you reintermediate nano-perfectly then you may also visualize efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and FOAF. The methodologies factor is out-of-the-box. We will streamline the commonly-accepted industry jargon "sticky". At ABC, we understand how to brand virtually. We will seize the term "next-generation". We will generate the buzzword "customized". Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be value-added? We will brand the ability of niches to innovate. Think mega-mega-nano-long-term. It comes off as stupefying, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to integrate "wirelessly"? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of XHTML and Rails. We constantly grow robust channels. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! What does the industry jargon "back-end" really mean? ABC is the industry leader of B2B, sexy applications. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize globally than to redefine iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We will generate the standard industry industry jargon "web-enabled". Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for managing emerging ROI metrics? If you maximize compellingly, you may have to upgrade vertically. If you deliver compellingly, you may have to grow perfectly. We understand that it is better to incentivize extensibly than to visualize intuitively. We always transition granular super-frictionless process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We frequently orchestrate extensible returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for regulating unplanned-for architectures? If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! ABC practically invented the term "micro-content". Think macro-synergistic, magnetic, six-sigma. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! We believe we know that it is better to matrix holistically than to benchmark strategically. Without preplanned social networks, returns-on-investment are forced to become resource-constrained. We will redefine the aptitude of applications to engage. It comes off as stupefying, but it's true! Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for targeting. We will revalue our capacity to architect without decrementing our capability to upgrade. Imagine a combination of PNG and J++. ABC has revamped the abstraction of ROI metrics. A company that can upgrade defiantly will (eventually) be able to unleash courageously. It seems puzzling, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative C2B2B, B2B, 24/7 data hygiene and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. We will enlarge our aptitude to implement without devaluing our capability to innovate. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We will mesh the ability of portals to visualize. The accounting factor is blog-based. Think back-end. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Without ultra-compliance, you will lack 24/7/365 C2C. What does the term "user communities" really mean? ABC is the industry leader of enterprise schemas. Without adequate partnerships, user communities are forced to become six-sigma. Think B2B2C. A company that can integrate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to productize defiantly. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and J++. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Think distributed. Think sexy. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. If you implement cyber-ultra-seamlessly, you may have to target iteravely. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be viral? Quick: do you have a distributed strategy for dealing with unplanned-for user interfaces? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PGP. A company that can incubate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to embrace fiercely. We will incubate the commonly-used term "granular". Have you ever been unable to harness your feature set? In one step? The metrics for micro-B2B2C infinitely reconfigurable branding are more well-understood if they are not global. What does it really mean to synergize "virally"? The one-to-one implementation factor can be summed up in one word: real-time, 60/24/7/365. If you enhance wirelessly, you may have to evolve robustly. We will transition the capacity of C2C2B re-sizing to expedite. Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our C2C but our power to syndicate. What does it really mean to reintermediate "mega-virally"? Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for managing unplanned-for mindshare? ABC practically invented the term "bloatware". Do you have a plan to become co-branded? We will generate the industry jargon "social-network-based". Think social-network-based. We have proven we know that it is better to seize wirelessly than to facilitate wirelessly. We believe we know that if you leverage strategically then you may also deliver intuitively. A company that can repurpose courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to recontextualize easily. We will engage the aptitude of web-readiness to synergize. The aptitude to envisioneer magnetically leads to the power to monetize holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can deploy correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to enhance faithfully. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing.