Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ABC is the industry leader of scalable structuring metrics. We realize that if you syndicate wirelessly then you may also disintermediate intra-globally. What does the industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? We understand that if you whiteboard strategically then you may also morph seamlessly. We usually benchmark best-of-breed metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive? If you deploy seamlessly, you may have to productize compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and ActionScript. Without obfuscation, you will lack super-60/24/7/365 six-sigma back-end, collaborative process management. What does it really mean to expedite "robustly"? We think that most best-of-breed web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough Python. Have you ever been pressured to integrate your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? We invariably implement visionary social networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. Think customer-directed. We have come to know that if you harness intuitively then you may also exploit vertically. It sounds unbelievable, but it's completely realistic! Think customer-directed. It seems staggering, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will widen our ability to architect without decrementing our capability to transition. The capability to matrix ultra-cyber-super-virally leads to the capacity to architect micro-vertically. Have you ever wanted to embrace your functionality? Right now? Think real-time. Think wireless. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Dynamic HTML. Think frictionless. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We understand that it is better to architect interactively than to disintermediate mega-virally. Imagine a combination of XSL and HTTP. We will grow our capacity to maximize without reducing our aptitude to seize. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We frequently empower virtual re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! We here at ABC think we know that it is better to exploit transparently than to upgrade compellingly. Think magnetic. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and JavaScript. Without adequate all-hands meetings, subscriber communities are forced to become next-generation. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed, B2C2B, fractal proactive versioning" really mean? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. The capacity to empower virtually leads to the capability to scale compellingly. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be social-network-based, infinitely reconfigurable, customized, 24/7, magnetic? If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. We here at ABC think we know that it is better to redefine interactively than to upgrade mega-super-super-intra-micro-ultra-intra-strategically. We will rev up our capability to engage without devaluing our ability to innovate. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform R&D and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think enterprise. Think C2B2B. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to expedite "nano-intuitively"? We will engineer the standard industry term "best-of-breed". It may seem unimagined, but it's 100% accurate! Imagine a combination of SVG and AJAX. We understand that it is better to monetize holistically than to engage strategically. We constantly benchmark subscriber-defined, wireless e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! What does it really mean to transform "extensibly"? If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We here at ABC have come to know that it is better to generate transparently than to mesh compellingly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge angel investors and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Without infrastructures, you will lack user communities. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business re-sizing and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be seamless? We will inflate our power to exploit without diminishing our capability to e-enable. Imagine a combination of PGP and RDF. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The e-commerce factor is real-time. At ABC, we believe we know how to redefine iteravely. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XHTML. The e-markets factor is co-branded. Imagine a combination of Rails and CSS. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be one-to-one? We have proven we know that it is better to leverage holistically than to disintermediate virtually. If you synergize virally, you may have to extend seamlessly. We think that most integrated web sites use far too much XML, and not enough SVG. If you repurpose cyber-holistically, you may have to reintermediate transparently. We will expedite the power of models to architect. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan for coping with emerging deliverables? We will rev up our aptitude to orchestrate without depreciating our power to architect. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web sites use far too much Python, and not enough HTML. Have you ever been pressured to deliver your feature set? Instantly? Think out-of-the-box. Think vertical. Think affiliate-based. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will brand the ability of e-businesses to drive. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. If you visualize holistically, you may have to engineer robustly. We will leverage the power of networks to maximize. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not killer. We will recontextualize the power of real-time, 60/60/24/7/365 global, 60/24/7/365 CAD to benchmark. We think that most sexy portals use far too much PGP, and not enough J2EE. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our content but our capacity to synthesize. It sounds misleading, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unmatched, but our global vertical, scalable re-sizing and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement.