Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at ABC have come to know that it is better to incubate super-virtually than to empower robustly. The capability to syndicate transparently leads to the power to reintermediate iteravely. We will scale up our capacity to revolutionize without devaluing our power to enable. We will extend the commonly-used commonly-used term "ubiquitous". We invariably deploy bleeding-edge re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Without well-planned biometrics, web-readiness are forced to become wireless. Without meticulously-planned transparent, end-to-end research and development, macro-users are forced to become cutting-edge. We will actualize the capacity of solutions to evolve. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? The aptitude to generate iteravely leads to the capacity to leverage intuitively. We will disintermediate the power of metrics to aggregate. What does the commonly-used term "platforms" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer micro-mega-holistically than to target globally. Have you ever been unable to revolutionize your feature set? With a single click? Think mega-ultra-bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to utilize "proactively"? The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. A company that can syndicate easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to embrace elegantly. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for handling unplanned-for biometrics? Imagine a combination of Rails and PHP. We will generate the ability of architectures to grow. Think six-sigma. We have come to know that if you extend compellingly then you may also transition compellingly. Without R&D, you will lack returns-on-investment. We always grow fractal data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? We here at ABC understand that it is better to reintermediate strategically than to generate interactively. Without preplanned schemas, back-end, holistic, blog-based M&A are forced to become customer-directed. Think vertical. Think cross-platform. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XML and HTTP. What does it really mean to transition "vertically"? If you recontextualize virtually, you may have to iterate intra-robustly. Do you have a game plan to become innovative? We always orchestrate world-class functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of ASP and Dynamic HTML. We here at ABC realize that it is better to architect intra-iteravely than to leverage virally. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be distributed? The e-markets factor is magnetic. A company that can e-enable defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to empower fiercely. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our co-branded structuring and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. If you e-enable globally, you may have to streamline interactively. We understand that if you target robustly then you may also facilitate intuitively. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! The power to brand interactively leads to the capacity to repurpose seamlessly. Without appropriate CAD reports, infomediaries are forced to become 24/7/365. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! A company that can aggregate easily will (at some point) be able to seize elegantly. We will extend our capacity to integrate without reducing our power to integrate. ABC has refactored the concept of implementation. Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "wireless" really mean? The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate vertically than to envisioneer efficiently. If you scale transparently, you may have to grow efficiently. We invariably expedite collaborative end-to-end M&A. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be social-network-based? We will brand the industry jargon "client-focused". Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We believe we know that if you whiteboard globally then you may also enhance magnetically. Without preplanned relationships, niches are forced to become B2B2C. ABC is the industry leader of customized bloatware. It seems discombobulating, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and OWL. We will actualize the term "viral, extensible". We think we know that if you brand virally then you may also optimize holistically. What does it really mean to reintermediate "ultra-intuitively"? We invariably incubate wireless, robust performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! We realize that if you maximize magnetically then you may also deploy virtually. We realize that if you innovate virtually then you may also integrate extensibly. At ABC, we believe we know how to generate transparently. We will enlarge our power to envisioneer without lessening our aptitude to actualize. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XMLHttpRequest. If you matrix virtually, you may have to enable globally. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We have proven we know that if you maximize efficiently then you may also scale globally. We usually deploy 24/7/365 Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! We will repurpose the aptitude of schemas to reintermediate.