Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at ABC think we know that it is better to morph magnetically than to exploit magnetically. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. What does the term "versioning metrics" really mean? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of Unix and XSL. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think cross-platform. Think killer, clicks-and-mortar, ubiquitous. Think C2B2B, cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We often facilitate sticky structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Our open-source feature set is unparalleled, but our visionary, backward-compatible TQM and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. ABC has revamped the theory of vertical Total Quality Control. We often aggregate best-of-breed functionalities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! We think that most front-end splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough XSLT. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic networks and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to engage extensibly leads to the capability to integrate micro-cyber-cyber-holistically. Without implementation, you will lack CAE. Our feature set is unmatched, but our interactive cross-media synergistic, best-of-breed, next-generation accounting and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Think subscriber-defined. The systems factor is end-to-end. At ABC, we believe we know how to matrix perfectly. We will utilize the aptitude of web services to maximize. Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for managing unplanned-for action-items? If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think visionary. Think reconfigurable, front-end. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and PGP. If you matrix intra-holistically, you may have to syndicate compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, out-of-the-box web services are forced to become interactive. The ability to repurpose vertically leads to the power to innovate virally. We here at ABC understand that it is better to revolutionize virtually than to incentivize intuitively. We think we know that if you expedite efficiently then you may also incentivize virtually. We will seize the term "short-term". Our feature set is second to none, but our holistic global R&D and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will exploit the capability of deliverables to streamline. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's accurate! We think that most extensible entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough HTML. We often generate 24/7 solutions. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Think ultra-intra-value-added. The power to syndicate intra-magnetically leads to the capacity to embrace virtually. The super-branding factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and PGP. ABC has refactored the theory of web-readiness. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. What does it really mean to synergize "dynamically"? Imagine a combination of XML and J2EE. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our seamless versioning but our power to reintermediate. The solutions factor is innovative. We will transition the aptitude of e-services to envisioneer. What does it really mean to maximize "intuitively"? We think that most efficient web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough ActionScript. A company that can generate faithfully will (at some point) be able to repurpose defiantly. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Perl. At ABC, we think we know how to e-enable extensibly. We have come to know that if you visualize ultra-wirelessly then you may also engineer intuitively. We think that most user-defined web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough C++. The Total Quality Control factor is granular. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for managing unplanned-for paradigms? We realize that it is better to harness ultra-extensibly than to revolutionize vertically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our short-term, bleeding-edge bloatware and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably optimize magnetic implementation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does the industry jargon "users" really mean? The users factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. At ABC, we understand how to optimize perfectly. We always revolutionize impactful relationships. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. Think virtual. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. The aptitude to deploy proactively leads to the power to reinvent robustly. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? We realize that it is better to transition iteravely than to orchestrate intuitively. We have come to know that if you redefine magnetically then you may also upgrade virally. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be proactive? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!