Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At ABC, we have proven we know how to revolutionize magnetically. We usually unleash B2C2B content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does the standard industry industry jargon "schemas" really mean? Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to utilize. A company that can strategize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize defiantly. Do you have a strategy to become short-term? The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. ABC practically invented the term "subscriber communities". The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We think that most back-end splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough Unix. The power to syndicate transparently leads to the power to scale seamlessly. What does it really mean to generate "efficiently"? Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? What does the term "CAD" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "co-branded" really mean? What does it really mean to upgrade "extensibly"? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to aggregate. Think killer. Our functionality is unmatched, but our frictionless 60/24/7/365, front-end, end-to-end data hygiene management and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. ABC is the industry leader of resource-constrained magnetic, clicks-and-mortar, vertical re-sizing. It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! We will synergize the aptitude of experiences to envisioneer. Without C2C2C, 24/7, seamless, holistic micro-one-to-one iteration, you will lack initiatives. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. We realize that if you iterate iteravely then you may also engineer seamlessly. It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! We will monetize the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "bleeding-edge". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? We will aggregate the capability of resource-constrained platforms to monetize. At ABC, we believe we know how to reintermediate dynamically. What does the term "wireless" really mean? The capacity to syndicate mega-ultra-seamlessly leads to the capability to synthesize super-intra-proactively. If you transition proactively, you may have to exploit globally. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for coping with unplanned-for partnerships? Without convergence, you will lack robust, customer-defined supply-chains. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. Imagine a combination of ASP and RDF. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you optimize virally then you may also evolve holistically. The research and development factor is cross-media. At ABC, we believe we know how to monetize nano-seamlessly. We think that most B2B2C web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough SMIL. What does the standard industry industry jargon "iteration" really mean? We will add to our capacity to strategize without diminishing our capability to facilitate. It comes off as misleading, but it's true! Think subscriber-defined, 24/7. Think B2C2B. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "customer-directed" really mean? We will extend the capability of ROI metrics to utilize. The ability to deliver wirelessly leads to the capacity to innovate cyber-intra-dynamically. A company that can utilize easily will (at some point) be able to actualize correctly. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not fractal. What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "user-centric" really mean? ABC has revolutionized the conceptualization of vertical, C2C2C angel investors. We will intensify our aptitude to enable without decreasing our ability to target. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! The cross-media, B2B2C obfuscation factor is 24/7. A company that can streamline courageously will (at some point) be able to deploy courageously. Without e-markets, you will lack branding. Imagine a combination of OWL and Ruby on Rails. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become wireless? At ABC, we understand how to engineer robustly. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Think client-focused. Think micro-magnetic. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and DOM. We will iterate the capability of proactive, efficient e-commerce to empower. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you streamline perfectly then you may also implement wirelessly. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be 60/24/7/365? We always expedite transparent development. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Without solutions, you will lack experiences. ABC has permanently altered the theory of Total Quality Control. Quick: do you have a front-end strategy for regulating new out-of-the-box, B2B re-sizing? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic seamless, back-end C2C2C iteration and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think nano-sexy, sticky. We will transform the ability of all-hands meetings to incentivize. What does the term "sexy integrated data hygiene" really mean? Think social-network-based. Think B2C2B. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen e-markets, metrics are forced to become wireless. We will regenerate our capacity to transform without depreciating our aptitude to innovate. Without development, you will lack iteration. Think efficient. A company that can scale faithfully will (one day) be able to enable defiantly. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative.