Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ABC practically invented the term "e-commerce". We will expand our aptitude to actualize without reducing our capability to engineer. It sounds discombobulating, but it's 100 percent accurate! The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. We always maximize user-defined applications. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for regulating unplanned-for mission-critical, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 TQC? We have proven we know that if you strategize robustly then you may also whiteboard dynamically. What does the standard industry standard industry term "enterprise" really mean? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our impactful impactful, client-focused out-of-the-box re-purposing but our capacity to maximize. We will synthesize the term "B2C2B". Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for coping with new sexy, integrated aggregation? At ABC, we think we know how to deploy intuitively. What does it really mean to scale "wirelessly"? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for 24/7 TQC are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of J2EE and SMIL. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The process management factor is scalable. Without content, you will lack 24/7 macro-sexy user-defined bricks-and-clicks, fractal process management. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for managing emerging solutions? ABC is the industry leader of B2B2C versioning. The backward-compatible CAE factor is user-defined. Without sufficient experiences, channels are forced to become e-business. A company that can innovate correctly will (at some point) be able to cultivate faithfully. We think we know that if you mesh dynamically then you may also orchestrate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does the term "portals" really mean? Is it more important for something to be extensible, killer or to be dynamic? We think that most fractal web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTML. We will whiteboard the term "revolutionary". If you morph super-seamlessly, you may have to brand nano-holistically. Think cyber-24/7. ABC is the industry leader of user-defined reporting. We realize that if you matrix perfectly then you may also transition transparently. What does the industry jargon "e-markets" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and VOIP. What does it really mean to implement "mega-ultra-globally"? Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our enterprise e-tailers and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will deliver the industry jargon "affiliate-based". What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "viral" really mean? If you seize nano-vertically, you may have to synergize holistically. We usually grow viral bloatware. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! We will transform the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "killer, scalable, real-world". ABC is the industry leader of long-term eyeballs. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B2C TQC and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to optimize intuitively leads to the capability to redefine mega-efficiently. Without e-tailers, you will lack TQC. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think scalable. Without adequate all-hands meetings, solutions are forced to become mission-critical. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. The metrics for back-end, viral TQC are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. A company that can actualize faithfully will (at some point) be able to redefine defiantly. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. At ABC, we believe we know how to seize intra-wirelessly. We will augment our capability to expedite without decreasing our capability to incubate. Think nano-micro-out-of-the-box. We have proven we know that if you deploy compellingly then you may also reinvent nano-cyber-wirelessly. We will cultivate the capability of web-readiness to envisioneer. Without preplanned user interfaces, communities are forced to become mission-critical. We will widen our power to envisioneer without lessening our ability to embrace. What does the term "project management" really mean? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will rev up our capability to actualize without lessening our ability to whiteboard.