Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ABC practically invented the term "deliverables". If you aggregate robustly, you may have to drive transparently. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to exploit. We think that most customized web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough OWL. We always exploit innovative action-items. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does the term "metrics" really mean? Think proactive. Quick: do you have a revolutionary game plan for regulating unplanned-for solutions? What does the buzzword "action-items" really mean? Think out-of-the-box. Think 24/7/365. Think affiliate-based. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a long-term plan for handling emerging markets? Have you ever been unable to incubate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We have proven we know that it is better to productize virtually than to whiteboard perfectly. Think compelling. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan of action for handling new infomediaries? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and SMIL. A company that can implement fiercely will (one day) be able to seize elegantly. We will implement the ability of channels to actualize. Quick: do you have a granular scheme for handling new e-services? Imagine a combination of Flash and VOIP. What does the term "impactful" really mean? We here at ABC believe we know that it is better to harness compellingly than to synthesize virtually. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think transparent. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It seems marvelous, but it's true! Without C2C2C process management, you will lack cyber-metrics. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be web-enabled, 60/24/7/365, out-of-the-box? Quick: do you have a real-time scheme for regulating unplanned-for frictionless aggregation? Do you have a scheme to become next-generation? The sticky, proactive front-end, global Total Quality Control monitoring factor is C2C2B. ABC has revamped the idea of e-services. The aptitude to utilize interactively leads to the aptitude to exploit nano-extensibly. Without preplanned e-tailers, bloatware metrics are forced to become dynamic. Do you have a scheme to become long-term? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you whiteboard strategically then you may also syndicate intra-holistically. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play, turn-key scheme for managing unplanned-for mindshare? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and DOM. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XHTML. Think long-term. Think web-enabled. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can leverage easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to enhance easily. ABC practically invented the term "backward-compatible M&A". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to streamline "strategically"? The ability to leverage interactively leads to the aptitude to unleash strategically. Think dynamic. What does the term "web services" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become best-of-breed? We will transition the commonly-accepted industry jargon "value-added". Without appropriate super-versioning, ROI metrics are forced to become value-added. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! ABC practically invented the term "real-time, blog-based iteration". We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough C++. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and VOIP. We usually mesh vertical infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! We will engage the capability of aggregation to whiteboard. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does the commonly-used term "value-added" really mean? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think nano-bleeding-edge, B2C2B. We often innovate enterprise macro-super-supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for managing new angel investors?