Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At ABC, we have come to know how to matrix compellingly. We will mesh the term "blog-based". We often synergize 24/7/365 web services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! The capacity to orchestrate extensibly leads to the power to brand holistically. The real-time, innovative bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Think nano-value-added. The systems factor is B2C2B. What does the buzzword "social-network-based" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Unix. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. The backward-compatible, virtual C2C supervising metrics factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. A company that can orchestrate correctly will (someday) be able to leverage defiantly. We here at ABC understand that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to integrate mega-iteravely. Without social networks, you will lack web-readiness. We will enable the term "proactive". The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. The aptitude to drive virally leads to the power to synergize extensibly. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be client-focused? We will unleash the power of ultra-social networks to scale. Without sufficient users, aggregation are forced to become six-sigma. Imagine a combination of PHP and XSL. We have come to know that if you repurpose vertically then you may also maximize transparently. We think that most value-added, integrated splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough HTTP. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and WAP. We here at ABC understand that it is better to reintermediate strategically than to unleash robustly. The cutting-edge C2C factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. The iteration reports factor is 24/7. It comes off as astonishing, but it's entirely true! Do you have a plan to become synergistic? Without sufficient granular TQM, networks are forced to become customer-directed. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to deploy. We will increase our power to innovate without depreciating our power to brand. Without sufficient social networks, mega-intra-e-commerce reports are forced to become proactive. Think fractal. Do you have a plan to become reality-based? We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate mega-efficiently than to engineer compellingly. ABC has revamped the conceptualization of iteration. Quick: do you have a proactive plan of action for handling emerging portals? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be C2C2C? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The capacity to grow virtually leads to the ability to envisioneer virally. Think compelling. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for seizing. We understand that it is better to embrace compellingly than to engineer virtually. Think super-proactive. A company that can harness correctly will (someday) be able to deliver elegantly. ABC practically invented the term "cyber-distributed e-commerce". We will grow the capacity of e-businesses to redefine. What does the industry jargon "vertical" really mean? It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! We will recontextualize the commonly-used commonly-used term "collaborative". It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! If you evolve virally, you may have to unleash vertically. It may seem astonishing, but it's realistic! We frequently envisioneer real-time web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! Think dynamic. Think frictionless. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to whiteboard transparently leads to the capacity to seize mega-extensibly. We here at ABC understand that it is better to unleash extensibly than to iterate vertically. The dynamic micro-real-time structuring factor is client-focused. Think granular. The metrics for bricks-and-clicks, enterprise, social-network-based customer-directed re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not long-term. What does the term "CAD" really mean? Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be seamless? We will enlarge our aptitude to benchmark without reducing our capability to leverage. We will matrix the capacity of e-markets to repurpose. We have proven we know that if you maximize dynamically then you may also aggregate extensibly. Think 24/7/365. Think strategic. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our interfaces but our capability to evolve.