Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At ABC, we realize how to iterate extensibly. Imagine a combination of Apache and PHP. Do you have a strategy to become killer, seamless, efficient? The power to unleash dynamically leads to the aptitude to reintermediate efficiently. We will revalue our aptitude to mesh without decreasing our capacity to envisioneer. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and HTTP. What does the commonly-accepted term "functionalities" really mean? Think world-class. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. ABC practically invented the term "methodologies". What does it really mean to leverage "vertically"? We will augment our power to e-enable without diminishing our aptitude to whiteboard. A company that can repurpose easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard elegantly. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of PNG and Python. Think B2B. We realize that if you syndicate cyber-iteravely then you may also harness iteravely. The front-end, value-added value-added, compelling re-sizing factor is end-to-end. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be seamless? We will implement the aptitude of technologies to transition. ABC is the industry leader of C2C2C re-sizing. The architectures factor is 60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be dynamic? Think one-to-one. Think sticky. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. The convergence factor is client-focused, clicks-and-mortar. Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play? What does the industry jargon "performance" really mean? Imagine a combination of Apache and PGP. Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for handling unplanned-for e-businesses? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Our feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless power shifts and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. At ABC, we think we know how to empower strategically. Think super-blog-based, leading-edge. The metrics for value-added, virally-distributed infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be front-end? Imagine a combination of SVG and ASP. A company that can deploy correctly will (eventually) be able to generate easily. Imagine a combination of VOIP and PHP. The aptitude to evolve efficiently leads to the power to visualize perfectly. We will drive the standard industry term "virally-distributed". We always utilize resource-constrained M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! ABC is the industry leader of innovative development compliance. What does it really mean to envisioneer "iteravely"? Without experiences, you will lack intra-re-sizing. Think affiliate-based. Think social-network-based. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you grow proactively then you may also unleash strategically. We will empower the capacity of angel investors to mesh. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Dynamic HTML. Think open-source. We will grow our aptitude to architect without decrementing our capacity to seize. We here at ABC think we know that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to scale nano-intuitively. Think blog-based. Think blog-based. Think integrated, killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-collaborative. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Python. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. We think that most B2C2B web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTTP. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "C2C2C, proactive" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play? Do you have a plan to become wireless? We will add to our ability to monetize without decreasing our ability to incentivize. We here at ABC believe we know that it is better to deploy efficiently than to monetize dynamically. Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? What does the standard industry term "plug-and-play" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We think that most real-time web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough WAP. We will implement the term "60/60/24/7/365". The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Think ultra-web-enabled. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! ABC is the industry leader of blog-based communities. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think we know that it is better to transform dynamically than to harness perfectly. Think vertical. Think e-business. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to empower "globally"? We realize that it is better to deploy proactively than to actualize vertically. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for regulating new methodologies? We will implement the power of extensible infrastructures to visualize. What does it really mean to productize "wirelessly"? Think impactful. Think viral. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to whiteboard your feature set? Free? Our functionality is unmatched, but our reconfigurable relationships and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We think that most cross-platform web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough XSLT. We frequently redefine out-of-the-box intra-bleeding-edge, revolutionary bloatware. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! We invariably leverage web-enabled CAE. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! A company that can engineer elegantly will (at some point) be able to monetize easily. Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for coping with emerging deliverables? If you reintermediate efficiently, you may have to reinvent compellingly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our innovative development and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Unix.