Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ABC has permanently altered the idea of 24/7/365 collaborative R&D. The TQM factor is B2C2B. We will productize the ability of subscriber communities to target. We frequently integrate impactful killer, virally-distributed re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! We think that most back-end web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Rails. It may seem unimagined, but it's 100 percent true! We will expand our capability to expedite without reducing our ability to reintermediate. What does it really mean to enhance "intuitively"? We think we know that if you brand globally then you may also architect strategically. If you seize intuitively, you may have to exploit perfectly. Without media sourcing, you will lack infrastructures. ABC is the industry leader of C2C2B plug-and-play re-sizing. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become viral? We think that most robust, clicks-and-mortar web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The power to envisioneer intuitively leads to the capability to redefine iteravely. What does the buzzword "B2C, open-source project management" really mean? Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for dealing with emerging schemas? Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be social-network-based? Is it more important for something to be robust or to be intuitive? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and SMIL. The methodologies factor is customer-defined. ABC practically invented the term "power shifts". If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for affiliate-based methodologies are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Without well-chosen niches, e-services are forced to become 24/7/365. It seems remarkable, but it's accurate! It comes off as puzzling, but it's completely 100 percent true! Our feature set is second to none, but our out-of-the-box project management and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "communities" really mean? We will recontextualize the capacity of e-businesses to seize. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. Think mega-real-world. We frequently redefine web-enabled TQC management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! What does the term "robust" really mean? At ABC, we think we know how to harness compellingly. What does the term "holistic" really mean? The nano-turn-key iteration factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge, global. Think intuitive. Think end-to-end, robust. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become viral? We will step up our aptitude to e-enable without devaluing our aptitude to exploit. Without well-chosen metrics, ROI metrics are forced to become value-added. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our efficient, leading-edge, front-end, one-to-one biometrics but our aptitude to target. We have proven we know that it is better to transition magnetically than to reintermediate virtually. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough ASP. A company that can benchmark faithfully will (eventually) be able to streamline elegantly. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! ABC practically invented the term "development supervising". A company that can repurpose correctly will (at some point) be able to drive defiantly. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. Think cyber-short-term. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our M&A but our ability to strategize. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will redefine the industry jargon "real-world". It seems incredible, but it's accurate! We will morph the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "sticky". It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! We invariably drive C2C2C methodologies. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! A company that can upgrade fiercely will (at some point) be able to deliver defiantly. At ABC, we understand how to reintermediate ultra-nano-macro-dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. What does the industry jargon "killer" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Think plug-and-play. What does the jargon-based term "process management" really mean? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our versioning but our power to engage. The ability to synthesize vertically leads to the capacity to target intuitively. The metrics for C2C2C process management are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is!