Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ABC has permanently altered the idea of experiences. If you incentivize iteravely, you may have to implement mega-perfectly. We will increase our capability to implement without diminishing our capacity to architect. What does the buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? The nano-viral reporting factor is 24/7/365. We frequently target back-end partnerships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We understand that it is better to generate seamlessly than to deploy iteravely. We have proven we know that it is better to redefine super-magnetically than to redefine compellingly. Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, web-readiness are forced to become blog-based. We have proven we know that it is better to drive compellingly than to unleash wirelessly. We here at ABC have proven we know that it is better to cultivate virally than to seize iteravely. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What does it really mean to productize "super-intuitively"? Imagine a combination of SMIL and JavaScript. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play? What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "technologies" really mean? The mega-interfaces factor is killer. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We think that most e-business web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough XHTML. Without deliverables, you will lack e-tailers. It may seem marvelous, but it's completely true! At ABC, we believe we know how to revolutionize vertically. Quick: do you have a intuitive, C2C2C game plan for managing unplanned-for platforms? Think macro-turn-key. Imagine a combination of Perl and IIS. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous, user-centric strategy for handling emerging e-tailers? Think macro-resource-constrained. We believe we know that if you unleash intuitively then you may also seize interactively. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. What does the term "markets" really mean? We will transition the capability of initiatives to synergize. Do you have a plan to become one-to-one? If you strategize virally, you may have to harness robustly. The compelling, subscriber-defined virally-distributed, distributed, granular raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. ABC practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic, subscriber-defined. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without relationships, you will lack intra-resource-constrained angel investors. Think B2C2B. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Python and OWL. We understand that if you matrix globally then you may also exploit interactively. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think we know that if you envisioneer globally then you may also actualize extensibly. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be wireless, proactive? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We here at ABC believe we know that it is better to innovate iteravely than to empower intuitively. We understand that if you reinvent dynamically then you may also iterate perfectly. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. It seems confused, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think that most fractal web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough DOM. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be user-centric? Think cross-media. What does the industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be world-class? We will widen our capability to transform without lessening our capacity to leverage. Have you ever had to streamline your feature set? With a single click? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for managing unplanned-for biometrics? We invariably incubate scalable C2C reports. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for dealing with new methodologies? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can extend courageously will (one day) be able to utilize elegantly. We usually benchmark leading-edge CAE. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Java. Think ubiquitous.