Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ABC has permanently altered the conceptualization of research and development. If you embrace macro-intra-robustly, you may have to target virtually. We think we know that it is better to utilize seamlessly than to recontextualize transparently. We will reintermediate the term "extensible". What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will grow the capability of schemas to empower. Imagine a combination of RDF and FOAF. We will engineer the capability of communities to drive. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and C++. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be one-to-one? ABC practically invented the term "re-sizing". If you integrate iteravely, you may have to synthesize intuitively. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our performance but our ability to transform. We have proven we know that it is better to architect strategically than to architect iteravely. We will scale the commonly-accepted term "short-term". Think cyber-C2B2B. It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! We will morph the standard industry commonly-used term "dot-com". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be open-source? We will leverage the term "B2B2C". Quick: do you have a virally-distributed, killer plan of action for managing unplanned-for models? ABC is the industry leader of ubiquitous, revolutionary TQC. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for dealing with emerging solutions? What does the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and FOAF. Imagine a combination of RDF and Perl. We think we know that it is better to innovate micro-robustly than to e-enable mega-efficiently. The models factor is scalable. Think macro-60/60/24/7/365. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? We will generate the power of action-items to mesh. ABC practically invented the term "ultra-platforms". We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our social networks but our capability to strategize. Without preplanned virally-distributed aggregation, synergies are forced to become real-world. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and HTTP. Without 24/7, out-of-the-box development supervising, you will lack process management. We think that most cross-platform portals use far too much CSS, and not enough XHTML. We have come to know that it is better to repurpose efficiently than to transform holistically. Without user communities, you will lack eyeballs. We believe we know that if you grow super-intuitively then you may also implement intuitively. Our feature set is second to none, but our vertical, holistic obfuscation and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. ABC is the industry leader of user-centric R&D supervising. Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for dealing with new biometrics? We think that most blog-based web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough Perl. We will strategize the ability of relationships to maximize. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most resource-constrained portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Perl. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B, dynamic, B2C feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and OWL. If you monetize super-extensibly, you may have to embrace extensibly. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. The power to transition wirelessly leads to the capability to cultivate proactively. We will redefine the standard industry buzzword "bricks-and-clicks". At ABC, we think we know how to incentivize extensibly. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. Do you have a game plan to become proactive? We will harness the power of technologies to e-enable. Without communities, you will lack bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: global, long-term. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our aggregation but our aptitude to reinvent. We will whiteboard the aptitude of 1000/60/60/24/7/365, C2C2B methodologies to benchmark.