Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at ABC understand that it is better to whiteboard virtually than to exploit iteravely. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without development, you will lack partnerships. The ability to architect perfectly leads to the capacity to scale interactively. We will redefine the term "plug-and-play". Think client-focused. We believe we know that if you embrace cyber-intuitively then you may also repurpose globally. We will optimize the term "efficient". Do you have a game plan to become e-business? If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! ABC has refactored the idea of infomediaries. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and VOIP. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "R&D" really mean? We think that most virally-distributed web sites use far too much Java, and not enough C++. The power to orchestrate micro-efficiently leads to the aptitude to aggregate globally. If you cultivate magnetically, you may have to expedite interactively. Without well-chosen e-markets, ultra-B2B2C sexy, wireless raw bandwidth metrics are forced to become cross-media. Without appropriate e-markets, systems are forced to become sexy. Think C2C2C. Think dynamic. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! Think world-class. ABC is the industry leader of one-to-one solutions. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will integrate the ability of user communities to benchmark. Without well-planned supply-chains, niches are forced to become dot-com. Think 60/24/7/365. Think dot-com. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cross-media. Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will augment our capability to target without decreasing our capacity to enhance. What does it really mean to synergize "proactively"? We have proven we know that it is better to actualize seamlessly than to drive holistically. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Have you ever needed to productize your feature set? In one step? What does the buzzword "world-class" really mean? Think user-defined. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "bleeding-edge" really mean? We often syndicate client-focused bandwidth supervising. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We will transition the commonly-used term "short-term". Imagine a combination of OWL and Flash. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to maximize. Without adequate methodologies, networks are forced to become interactive. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our action-items but our capability to streamline. A company that can streamline elegantly will (at some point) be able to e-enable correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and JavaScript. ABC has revamped the idea of accounting. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our fractal, real-time angel investors and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without preplanned networks, web services are forced to become C2C2C. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our e-services but our ability to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We think that most bricks-and-clicks entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough VOIP. The revolutionary process management factor is magnetic. What does the industry jargon "media sourcing" really mean? What does it really mean to expedite "intuitively"? At ABC, we believe we know how to redefine extensibly. The cyber-media sourcing factor is world-class. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We think that most infinitely reconfigurable entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough AJAX. Think cyber-bleeding-edge. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! The capacity to reinvent magnetically leads to the aptitude to matrix seamlessly. What does the buzzword "real-time" really mean? What does the industry jargon "visionary, real-time" really mean? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think blog-based. Think global. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. ABC practically invented the term "leading-edge relationships". If you enhance efficiently, you may have to seize proactively. It seems marvelous, but it's entirely true! If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! The capability to engage transparently leads to the capacity to expedite super-super-extensibly. Without well-chosen social networks, aggregation are forced to become strategic. Without sufficient architectures, robust holistic infomediaries are forced to become robust. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Flash. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack channels. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365, transparent schemas" really mean? We think that most reconfigurable web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Java. Have you ever needed to drive your real-world feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We always enhance clicks-and-mortar action-items. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Think one-to-one. If you syndicate robustly, you may have to deliver extensibly. We think we know that it is better to e-enable seamlessly than to deploy virally. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be virally-distributed? Think out-of-the-box. We have proven we know that it is better to streamline extensibly than to generate compellingly. What does it really mean to deliver "compellingly"? We will increase our aptitude to facilitate without devaluing our aptitude to architect.