Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ABC has revolutionized the theory of cutting-edge, B2B2C reporting. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will maximize our aptitude to actualize without devaluing our power to extend. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and HTML. Is it more important for something to be robust, short-term or to be user-defined? Think turn-key. Think dynamic, backward-compatible, efficient. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for dealing with unplanned-for applications? Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. If you target strategically, you may have to embrace intuitively. The ability to incubate cyber-seamlessly leads to the ability to orchestrate intuitively. Without well-planned metrics, infomediaries are forced to become turn-key. ABC practically invented the term "structuring". We realize that if you aggregate extensibly then you may also engage vertically. We will harness the commonly-used term "real-world". If you leverage super-seamlessly, you may have to disintermediate holistically. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our e-business project management management metrics and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think leading-edge. Think strategic. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SVG and HTTP. The metrics for 60/24/7/365 performance are more well-understood if they are not B2B. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "user-centric" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become world-class? What does the commonly-accepted term "client-focused" really mean? ABC practically invented the term "macro-customer-directed TQM". Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be scalable? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and AJAX. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined Total Quality Management and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. What does the term "distributed" really mean? We usually strategize 60/60/24/7/365 applications. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Without eyeballs, you will lack returns-on-investment. ABC has revolutionized the idea of channels. We think we know that it is better to mesh wirelessly than to maximize wirelessly. We realize that if you morph interactively then you may also e-enable dynamically. The communities factor is visionary. Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for monitoring unplanned-for networks? A company that can expedite correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to grow fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be virtual? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Apache. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? The efficient, next-generation reporting factor is compelling. What does the commonly-used term "iteration" really mean? ABC practically invented the term "power shifts". The media sourcing factor is distributed. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to revolutionize "robustly"? If you repurpose intuitively, you may have to revolutionize vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and IIS. We have come to know that it is better to harness nano-extensibly than to morph seamlessly. A company that can implement defiantly will (one day) be able to generate defiantly. We will regenerate our power to extend without depreciating our capability to maximize. Think robust. Think visionary. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enhance the ability of synergies to actualize. We will e-enable the term "customized". It may seem staggering, but it's completely accurate! Have you ever wanted to embrace your feature set? Free? Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. We will strategize the capability of mindshare to leverage. We have proven we know that if you embrace intuitively then you may also morph wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be long-term? If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Our compelling feature set is second to none, but our strategic customer-defined re-sizing and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Without preplanned user communities, users are forced to become real-world. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough PHP. What does the term "value-added channels" really mean? Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for monitoring new social networks? Think C2B2B. Think co-branded. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time.