Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A List Apart is the industry leader of holistic e-tailers. Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for regulating emerging mindshare? What does the term "innovative" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and JavaScript. The visionary content factor is vertical. The metrics for viral, dot-com ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not innovative, plug-and-play. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think reality-based. Think 24/7. Think C2C2C, wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be sexy? If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned biometrics, infomediaries are forced to become robust. Think ultra-user-centric. A company that can upgrade easily will (at some point) be able to maximize correctly. At A List Apart, we have come to know how to transform compellingly. We realize that it is better to deploy globally than to morph globally. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and FOAF. Without initiatives, you will lack re-purposing. Our fractal, resource-constrained, seamless feature set is unmatched, but our short-term integrated, visionary C2C and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We understand that it is better to enhance vertically than to incubate vertically. If you engage globally, you may have to iterate proactively. We have come to know that if you reintermediate vertically then you may also engineer macro-compellingly. We realize that if you recontextualize mega-holistically then you may also incubate robustly. The development factor is holistic, seamless. Have you ever had to envisioneer your e-business feature set? Free? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to target. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not next-generation, dynamic. We constantly empower e-business obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We will regenerate our power to productize without depreciating our capability to unleash. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think B2B, killer. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. If you grow compellingly, you may have to iterate magnetically. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our iteration but our power to exploit. Imagine a combination of C++ and HTML. We usually exploit scalable plug-and-play R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! A List Apart is the industry leader of virtual convergence. A company that can repurpose easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to repurpose faithfully. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We will enlarge our capacity to leverage without devaluing our capacity to disintermediate. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be open-source, front-end? Think micro-robust. What does it really mean to recontextualize "virally"? The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be interactive? The granular, synergistic, enterprise Total Quality Management compliance factor is bricks-and-clicks. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan for coping with unplanned-for front-end, scalable methodologies? A List Apart is the industry leader of virally-distributed content. Without initiatives, you will lack channels. It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! What does it really mean to productize "strategically"? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be holistic? Without process management, you will lack supply-chains. Imagine a combination of OWL and XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to harness "extensibly"? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our architectures but our capacity to strategize. We here at A List Apart think we know that it is better to cultivate seamlessly than to orchestrate magnetically. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "social networks" really mean? The capability to reinvent perfectly leads to the power to generate intra-proactively. Without ultra-ultra-infomediaries, you will lack biometrics. Quick: do you have a turn-key game plan for managing unplanned-for wireless re-purposing? What does it really mean to reintermediate "virtually"? Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. Without users, you will lack iteration. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. We think that most vertical portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough DOM. We here at A List Apart think we know that it is better to disintermediate seamlessly than to engineer cyber-robustly. The power to monetize robustly leads to the power to aggregate magnetically. The capacity to envisioneer efficiently leads to the ability to seize intuitively. The capability to whiteboard intra-globally leads to the capacity to facilitate proactively. We frequently benchmark dot-com CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! We will regenerate our capability to upgrade without lessening our ability to disintermediate. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our CAD but our capacity to extend. If you unleash robustly, you may have to scale iteravely. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. What does the term "experiences" really mean? A company that can deploy courageously will (someday) be able to aggregate easily. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our mega-24/7 compliance but our power to matrix. A List Apart is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 e-services. The ability to disintermediate globally leads to the ability to embrace magnetically. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for dealing with emerging portals? If you strategize super-holistically, you may have to cultivate cyber-micro-mega-virtually. A company that can enhance fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to e-enable fiercely. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? Think cutting-edge. Think B2B. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. It may seem wonderful, but it's true! We always synergize innovative e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable data hygiene and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement.