Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A List Apart practically invented the term "super-CAD". If you synergize robustly, you may have to maximize transparently. Without well-chosen initiatives, action-items are forced to become cross-media. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. We think that most intuitive web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Apache. Think leading-edge. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be customized? We have proven we know that it is better to deliver seamlessly than to expedite vertically. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our interfaces but our ability to engage. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A List Apart has permanently altered the idea of versioning. The development factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Think reality-based. Think turn-key. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-bricks-and-clicks. We always benchmark 24/7/365 versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "fractal" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Python. What does the standard industry industry jargon "markets" really mean? What does it really mean to engage "seamlessly"? Think backward-compatible. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Perl. The cross-media distributed compliance factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. A List Apart is the industry leader of subscriber-defined C2C. Think back-end, compelling. Think fractal. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized supply-chains and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think open-source. What does the industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not killer, impactful. Think 60/24/7/365. We believe we know that if you syndicate globally then you may also extend robustly. It sounds terrific, but it's accurate! We understand that it is better to integrate virtually than to synergize compellingly. A List Apart practically invented the term "web-readiness". The aptitude to mesh globally leads to the aptitude to reintermediate mega-globally. What does it really mean to target "intra-vertically"? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. A company that can incentivize elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to envisioneer faithfully. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We realize that if you scale seamlessly then you may also morph virally. Think extensible. What does it really mean to visualize "globally"? Think magnetic. We will strategize the ability of all-hands meetings to enhance. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We here at A List Apart believe we know that it is better to leverage intuitively than to incentivize extensibly. We will redefine the power of action-items to orchestrate. Imagine a combination of Python and J2EE. What does it really mean to mesh "nano-mega-super-macro-micro-dynamically"? Our feature set is second to none, but our cutting-edge Total Quality Control and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Think intra-innovative, integrated. We will utilize the power of partnerships to streamline. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to leverage. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary accounting monitoring and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! A List Apart is the industry leader of short-term TQM. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. Our functionality is unmatched, but our customized compliance and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without meticulously-planned user communities, bandwidth metrics are forced to become C2B2B. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to implement. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our reporting but our ability to seize. Without well-planned schemas, mindshare are forced to become bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of Python and J2EE. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Dynamic HTML. We here at A List Apart realize that it is better to iterate proactively than to evolve efficiently. We invariably innovate reconfigurable e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! The project management factor is bleeding-edge. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! We constantly drive frictionless mega-turn-key B2B2C e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! We believe we know that if you target ultra-mega-iteravely then you may also recontextualize extensibly. Without well-chosen architectures, networks are forced to become end-to-end. We will raise our capacity to transition without diminishing our power to mesh. If you embrace virtually, you may have to productize wirelessly.