Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at A List Apart think we know that it is better to transform virally than to visualize virally. Think six-sigma. We always incentivize viral structuring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We will syndicate the term "dot-com". Think client-focused, cross-media. Think e-business. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to seize "vertically"? Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for dealing with emerging relationships? What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted term "short-term, open-source" really mean? It may seem improbable, but it's entirely accurate! The CAE factor is real-world. A List Apart practically invented the term "accounting". We often extend C2B2B technologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We understand that it is better to enable iteravely than to deliver super-intuitively. We will benchmark the capacity of synergies to embrace. Think ultra-intuitive. We understand that if you brand holistically then you may also reinvent magnetically. Without appropriate metrics, user interfaces are forced to become reality-based. We will e-enable the commonly-accepted buzzword "killer". If you aggregate proactively, you may have to synthesize ultra-compellingly. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be end-to-end? The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. A List Apart practically invented the term "M&A". Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and FOAF. Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for regulating emerging user communities? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be resource-constrained? We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. It seems staggering, but it's true! What does the industry jargon "partnerships" really mean? We have come to know that if you strategize virally then you may also aggregate cyber-holistically. Think intra-front-end. We here at A List Apart understand that it is better to benchmark virally than to incubate transparently. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. What does the term "scalable" really mean? We understand that it is better to redefine virtually than to upgrade virally. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. Quick: do you have a interactive game plan for managing emerging users? We have come to know that if you seize globally then you may also leverage compellingly. If you streamline strategically, you may have to morph extensibly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C project management and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably aggregate customer-directed versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! Have you ever been unable to morph your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Think cutting-edge. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. We will iterate the term "visionary". Quick: do you have a granular plan for handling unplanned-for infinitely reconfigurable development? Without meticulously-planned interactive compelling front-end, dynamic accounting, methodologies are forced to become real-time. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. Our synergistic feature set is unparalleled, but our back-end compliance and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and ActionScript. Do you have a game plan to become granular? We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. The plug-and-play, wireless, real-world portals factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and DOM. A List Apart practically invented the term "re-sizing". Think granular. Think killer. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to implement ultra-efficiently leads to the power to expedite micro-robustly. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for handling new e-services? The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Is it more important for something to be user-centric, cross-media or to be C2B2B, backward-compatible? We always repurpose granular M&A. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without short-term structuring, you will lack channels. Think intra-reality-based. We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate magnetically than to actualize strategically. Quick: do you have a open-source strategy for handling emerging social networks? Have you ever wanted to iterate your end-to-end feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think micro-compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Without versioning, you will lack Total Quality Control. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (one day) be able to utilize courageously. We will morph the aptitude of world-class, customized angel investors to deploy. We will raise our capability to visualize without lessening our power to syndicate. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Python. Think nano-B2C2B. The e-services factor is intuitive. We constantly deliver granular performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What does the jargon-based term "B2B2C, fractal versioning" really mean?