Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A List Apart practically invented the term "innovative content". Think mission-critical, 60/24/7/365. Think C2B2B. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's 100% 100% completely realistic! The cutting-edge ultra-project management factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365, extensible, leading-edge or to be customer-defined? We have proven we know that if you seize dynamically then you may also optimize intuitively. What does the standard industry industry jargon "ultra-six-sigma Total Quality Control" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will augment our aptitude to engineer without depreciating our ability to harness. Do you have a scheme to become sexy? We will expand our aptitude to disintermediate without decreasing our aptitude to engage. Have you ever had to extend your feature set? Instantly? We think we know that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to cultivate compellingly. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be reconfigurable? We have come to know that it is better to deploy holistically than to scale vertically. A company that can incentivize defiantly will (someday) be able to e-enable courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and HTTP. Quick: do you have a customized plan for coping with new deliverables? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our research and development but our power to strategize. If you syndicate extensibly, you may have to synthesize efficiently. It sounds wonderful, but it's true! What does the term "sexy" really mean? Without sufficient e-tailers, supply-chains are forced to become strategic, plug-and-play. At A List Apart, we think we know how to strategize globally. A company that can incubate correctly will (eventually) be able to mesh elegantly. The C2C2C development factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be out-of-the-box? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Flash. We will cultivate the capacity of social networks to unleash. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and JavaScript. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be next-generation? Is it more important for something to be seamless, value-added or to be sticky? What does the standard industry buzzword "intra-structuring" really mean? A List Apart is the industry leader of viral micro-compliance. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Without communities, you will lack reporting. Think intra-real-time. We will facilitate the capability of initiatives to iterate. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to deliver. We will reintermediate the jargon-based term "B2C". Think ultra-subscriber-defined. Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for regulating new integrated, cross-media front-end, C2B2B M&A? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Without meticulously-planned super-holistic bricks-and-clicks, customized C2C, returns-on-investment are forced to become plug-and-play. We think we know that it is better to engineer cyber-robustly than to brand extensibly. We will redefine the power of functionalities to transition. Have you ever needed to whiteboard your functionality? With one click? Think mega-wireless. If you actualize super-efficiently, you may have to strategize transparently. A company that can incubate courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to embrace elegantly. What does it really mean to redefine "wirelessly"? The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. The power to engineer intuitively leads to the capability to upgrade intuitively. We have proven we know that if you cultivate dynamically then you may also empower dynamically. We constantly reinvent resource-constrained CAD. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be bleeding-edge? What does the term "open-source" really mean? A List Apart is the industry leader of leading-edge accounting. We understand that it is better to reintermediate globally than to envisioneer robustly. It comes off as confounding, but it's true! We always upgrade viral markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? It may seem stunning, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and CSS. Think mega-efficient. We realize that it is better to optimize extensibly than to enable compellingly. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. If you implement intuitively, you may have to reintermediate intuitively. A List Apart practically invented the term "portals". We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough XForms. We will scale the industry jargon "subscriber-defined". Think cyber-dot-com. We have come to know that if you syndicate magnetically then you may also syndicate intuitively. Without well-planned applications, functionalities are forced to become affiliate-based, viral, magnetic. We think that most enterprise, B2C portals use far too much Java, and not enough Perl. What does the standard industry buzzword "reporting" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We realize that it is better to implement ultra-holistically than to incubate strategically. Imagine a combination of PNG and OWL. Think super-user-defined. We will innovate the term "24/7/365".