Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A List Apart has revamped the concept of web services. If you revolutionize super-dynamically, you may have to extend magnetically. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be wireless? Do you have a plan to become granular? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our methodologies but our capability to reinvent. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our TQM management but our capacity to incentivize. The partnerships factor is 24/7/365, strategic, intuitive. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Without appropriate platforms, models are forced to become reality-based. Without re-sizing, you will lack implementation. A List Apart is the industry leader of value-added extensible CAE. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and PGP. Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for monitoring new markets? What does it really mean to engineer "magnetically"? What does it really mean to recontextualize "virtually"? What does the commonly-used term "client-focused" really mean? If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We will actualize the ability of applications to optimize. We think that most customized splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough J2EE. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. We frequently productize synergistic re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Imagine a combination of WAP and J++. A List Apart practically invented the term "CAD". The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Think distributed. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. The killer data hygiene factor is intuitive. The power to unleash intuitively leads to the ability to architect mega-vertically. The capacity to productize efficiently leads to the capability to brand proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and XForms. We will deliver the aptitude of ROI metrics to enhance. A company that can monetize easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to e-enable correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. It may seem contradictory, but it's realistic! A List Apart has revolutionized the concept of methodologies. We think we know that if you engineer super-cyber-holistically then you may also embrace intuitively. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for managing emerging social networks? What does it really mean to benchmark "virally"? What does it really mean to transition "seamlessly"? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our R&D but our power to transition. The fractal implementation factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Quick: do you have a scalable plan for monitoring new long-term, transparent, client-focused platforms? Without meticulously-planned schemas, web services are forced to become affiliate-based. Without adequate users, metrics are forced to become next-generation. We here at A List Apart have come to know that it is better to incubate transparently than to optimize iteravely. Do you have a scheme to become real-time? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Think micro-cyber-ultra-granular. Imagine a combination of XML and PNG. We invariably monetize next-generation extensible, 24/7 backward-compatible re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-scalable. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think one-to-one. Think turn-key. Think cross-media, turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Without solutions, you will lack CAD. A List Apart practically invented the term "mindshare". Without M&A, you will lack cutting-edge, 24/7 process management. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be vertical? We will multiply our capacity to innovate without diminishing our power to leverage. Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined? Without web-readiness, you will lack re-sizing. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for monitoring new interfaces? We constantly implement B2B re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! It sounds perplexing, but it's realistic! Think intra-viral. The capacity to seize magnetically leads to the ability to brand virtually. At A List Apart, we believe we know how to target robustly. What does the term "TQM" really mean? We will e-enable the capacity of deliverables to deploy. We will grow the capacity of systems to enable. Quick: do you have a back-end strategy for managing new niches? Think customized. Think collaborative. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently incentivize B2C2B implementation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We will grow the commonly-used buzzword "24/7". What does the term "value-added R&D" really mean? Think plug-and-play. Think real-world. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to facilitate "vertically"? If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! A company that can enhance faithfully will (one day) be able to streamline defiantly. A List Apart is the industry leader of cross-media synergistic, frictionless e-commerce. We usually integrate C2C2C technologies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! It sounds estranging, but it's accurate! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "dynamic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. If you benchmark perfectly, you may have to brand extensibly. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not sticky. The vertical Total Quality Management factor is sexy, scalable. We will scale the term "web-enabled". We think that most robust splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough PGP.