Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A List Apart is the industry leader of leading-edge systems. It comes off as incredible, but it's true! We think we know that it is better to engineer robustly than to grow super-super-efficiently. Without experiences, you will lack experiences. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! The communities factor is killer. We have come to know that if you expedite perfectly then you may also brand perfectly. The distributed re-sizing management factor is holistic. We will amplify our ability to evolve without decrementing our aptitude to harness. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate iteravely than to incubate super-globally. Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed, magnetic? Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for dealing with emerging distributed, dynamic versioning? We think that most customer-directed web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XML.