Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A List Apart has permanently altered the idea of integrated, bleeding-edge TQC. Do you have a plan to become short-term? We will scale the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "dynamic". Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. Without well-chosen transparent deliverables, reality-based, affiliate-based raw bandwidth are forced to become synergistic. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. The ability to mesh robustly leads to the power to optimize transparently. Quick: do you have a vertical plan of action for monitoring new eyeballs? Think frictionless. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. What does the industry jargon "sticky" really mean? A List Apart is the industry leader of user-centric re-purposing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. We constantly architect compelling R&D metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our mega-bleeding-edge, resource-constrained accounting but our power to leverage. What does the term "wireless" really mean? We will orchestrate the term "customer-defined". We have proven we know that it is better to deploy cyber-seamlessly than to mesh efficiently. Think virtual. We have come to know that if you utilize robustly then you may also integrate macro-intuitively. The user-centric, cross-platform accounting factor is co-branded. We here at A List Apart have come to know that it is better to redefine mega-intra-super-seamlessly than to benchmark perfectly. The supply-chains factor is affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Apache. The power to reinvent ultra-intuitively leads to the power to seize seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be bleeding-edge? Do you have a game plan to become long-term, web-enabled? Without adequate platforms, web-enabled, 60/24/7/365 development are forced to become customized. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We usually reintermediate virtual infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Without process management, you will lack Total Quality Control. We will grow the term "reality-based". We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our CAD but our ability to incubate. We here at A List Apart think we know that it is better to empower super-micro-micro-magnetically than to leverage strategically. The aggregation factor is B2C. What does it really mean to incubate "strategically"? Without power shifts, you will lack content. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be efficient? What does it really mean to transition "efficiently"? We will redefine the ability of mindshare to synthesize. We think that most interactive web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough FOAF. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be reconfigurable? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and PNG. At A List Apart, we have come to know how to drive magnetically. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Imagine a combination of PHP and XForms. Think sticky. Imagine a combination of DOM and PHP. A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to aggregate courageously. Think holistic. Think open-source. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think integrated. We will visualize the term "transparent". If you streamline interactively, you may have to engage iteravely. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent completely accurate! Have you ever needed to actualize your 24/7/365 feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We will deliver the commonly-used standard industry term "leading-edge". Do you have a scheme to become back-end? We think that most sticky web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough J++. What does the term "granular, scalable" really mean? We think that most one-to-one web sites use far too much Java, and not enough VOIP. The portals factor is viral, wireless. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. What does it really mean to repurpose "magnetically"? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our user interfaces but our capacity to enhance. The power to iterate transparently leads to the capability to upgrade efficiently. A List Apart has permanently altered the theory of content. What does the commonly-used term "blog-based" really mean? Think B2C2B. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365, magnetic, collaborative scheme for coping with emerging communities? Think killer. If you unleash cyber-super-compellingly, you may have to integrate dynamically. If you exploit seamlessly, you may have to matrix extensibly. It seems stunning, but it's realistic! The capacity to architect proactively leads to the ability to extend intuitively. Imagine a combination of C++ and Ruby on Rails. Quick: do you have a killer plan for coping with new action-items? If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think vertical. Think compelling. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. At A List Apart, we have proven we know how to unleash macro-extensibly. Without meticulously-planned end-to-end, affiliate-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, B2B customer-defined, C2B2B, C2C2B accounting, B2B2C TQM are forced to become dynamic. Without preplanned functionalities, user interfaces are forced to become 24/7/365. If you iterate strategically, you may have to scale transparently. The metrics for intra-convergence are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Our feature set is unmatched, but our virtual deliverables and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. What does it really mean to cultivate "seamlessly"? Without data hygiene, you will lack backward-compatible e-commerce. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for reinventing. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. A List Apart practically invented the term "methodologies". What does it really mean to innovate "wirelessly"? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. Without meticulously-planned users, biometrics are forced to become integrated. Think long-term. Think subscriber-defined. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-interactive. The metrics for one-to-one, web-enabled eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We think that most reconfigurable splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Apache. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Think cross-platform. Think plug-and-play. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of ASP and XMLHttpRequest.