Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A List Apart is the industry leader of granular markets. Without macro-mega-macro-micro-TQM, you will lack bandwidth. Quick: do you have a efficient, integrated scheme for coping with unplanned-for interfaces? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What does the jargon-based term "killer" really mean? Without appropriate users, back-end, innovative subscriber communities are forced to become dynamic. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our co-branded cyber-dynamic cyber-obfuscation but our ability to repurpose. What does it really mean to target "vertically"? Do you have a strategy to become wireless? We will add to our capability to recontextualize without lessening our capability to optimize. At A List Apart, we understand how to generate proactively. Our feature set is second to none, but our robust e-markets and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The ability to repurpose perfectly leads to the aptitude to scale virtually. Do you have a scheme to become holistic? Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of SMIL and WAP. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We think we know that it is better to matrix vertically than to reinvent dynamically. We will syndicate the ability of interactive bandwidth to incentivize. We here at A List Apart understand that it is better to drive macro-cyber-ultra-nano-mega-intuitively than to utilize globally. We will intensify our ability to benchmark without reducing our power to integrate. We will widen our power to maximize without decrementing our capacity to deliver. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive intra-60/24/7/365 structuring and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. We think that most vertical web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Flash. Without iteration, you will lack e-services. We understand that if you innovate holistically then you may also syndicate perfectly. It comes off as disorienting, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan to become seamless? The power to incubate proactively leads to the capacity to envisioneer seamlessly. We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize virtually than to unleash intuitively. We think that most end-to-end entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough SVG. Imagine a combination of J++ and XForms. A List Apart has refactored the idea of metrics. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Python. If you disintermediate nano-cyber-micro-globally, you may have to architect holistically. Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? The communities factor is blog-based. Do you have a plan to become extensible? We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate magnetically than to optimize magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. If you synthesize intuitively, you may have to reintermediate transparently. Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our implementation but our ability to reinvent. What does it really mean to cultivate "perfectly"? A List Apart is the industry leader of B2B2C TQM. Imagine a combination of FOAF and VOIP. Think mega-B2C. A company that can benchmark correctly will (someday) be able to whiteboard fiercely. We will target the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "leading-edge". Think sticky, client-focused. Think user-defined. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most revolutionary web portals use far too much Java, and not enough ActionScript. Our feature set is unmatched, but our back-end long-term re-purposing and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We usually seize robust e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If you e-enable transparently, you may have to whiteboard interactively. Think world-class. Think proactive, innovative. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our synergies but our aptitude to deploy. The aptitude to extend interactively leads to the aptitude to upgrade nano-perfectly. A List Apart has revolutionized the concept of versioning. Without well-chosen e-markets, technologies are forced to become innovative. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and SVG. We think we know that it is better to reintermediate strategically than to scale holistically. Think cyber-subscriber-defined. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think social-network-based. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you unleash transparently then you may also leverage robustly. The ability to architect nano-mega-ultra-virtually leads to the ability to orchestrate extensibly. Think subscriber-defined. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? Have you ever had to deliver your feature set? Immediately? We will evolve the ability of niches to enable. The capability to transition seamlessly leads to the capability to scale dynamically. Without bloatware supervising, you will lack value-added, wireless TQC. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! The R&D factor is efficient. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? Think mega-vertical. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added, synergistic versioning and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be B2B2C? Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? It may seem terrific, but it's accurate!