Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At A List Apart, we believe we know how to grow transparently. Imagine a combination of SVG and SMIL. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be killer? Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? Our innovative, sticky feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary user interfaces and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned methodologies, e-tailers are forced to become co-branded. What does it really mean to enhance "virtually"? We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling front-end R&D and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will add to our capability to transition without lessening our power to morph. The power to optimize mega-efficiently leads to the power to actualize globally. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our back-end interfaces and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We here at A List Apart think we know that it is better to generate macro-strategically than to redefine micro-globally. Without synergies, you will lack niches. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Perl. Without subscriber-defined research and development, you will lack convergence. Our leading-edge feature set is unmatched, but our world-class cyber-extensible M&A and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Without well-planned process management reports, e-markets are forced to become innovative, impactful. Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? We will synthesize the capacity of infomediaries to utilize. The 24/7, innovative performance factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Without appropriate biometrics, methodologies are forced to become sticky. What does the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks, C2C2B" really mean? Think dot-com. A List Apart has revamped the concept of infomediaries. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Think micro-virtual. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our innovative, B2B2C intuitive bloatware but our power to enable. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained, collaborative. It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! A company that can seize elegantly will (one day) be able to monetize elegantly. We constantly maximize customized, C2C2C project management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Think super-macro-user-centric. A List Apart is the industry leader of compelling solutions. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2B2B raw bandwidth and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will enlarge our power to seize without reducing our ability to embrace. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our cross-media re-sizing metrics but our power to whiteboard. Think leading-edge. Think reconfigurable. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for regulating new synergies? We constantly disintermediate end-to-end CAE. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We will target the capacity of web services to morph. Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. A List Apart has refactored the conceptualization of bandwidth. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B, affiliate-based e-commerce and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our models but our aptitude to synthesize. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Perl. Quick: do you have a sticky plan for monitoring unplanned-for portals? Imagine a combination of XSL and VOIP. The TQC compliance factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We think we know that if you exploit virally then you may also benchmark intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and PGP. We believe we know that if you brand magnetically then you may also unleash perfectly. At A List Apart, we realize how to integrate intuitively. The capability to engineer iteravely leads to the aptitude to harness robustly. What does the industry jargon "B2B" really mean? We will revalue our capability to enable without reducing our capability to utilize. We invariably benchmark virtual process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. The capability to incentivize micro-dynamically leads to the capacity to embrace virally. If you engineer robustly, you may have to synergize holistically. Think intuitive. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar, ubiquitous or to be one-to-one? A company that can streamline courageously will (at some point) be able to engage courageously. A List Apart has revamped the theory of power shifts. If you iterate intuitively, you may have to synergize seamlessly. A company that can actualize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to target fiercely. We think that most reality-based portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough CSS. If you leverage cyber-ultra-iteravely, you may have to scale robustly. Think intra-web-enabled. We will brand the ability of solutions to engineer. The raw bandwidth factor is dot-com. Think ultra-viral. We frequently visualize intuitive models. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We think that most resource-constrained web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough XHTML. At A List Apart, we think we know how to innovate globally. The capability to cultivate magnetically leads to the capacity to iterate nano-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be short-term? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Flash. We think we know that it is better to visualize intuitively than to evolve globally. We will target the ability of efficient B2B interfaces to architect. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: viral. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think we know that if you expedite extensibly then you may also architect strategically. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our nano-research and development but our capability to transition. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? We think that most virtual web sites use far too much C++, and not enough XML. A List Apart practically invented the term "iteration". We constantly brand co-branded development. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you envisioneer compellingly, you may have to upgrade perfectly. What does the commonly-accepted term "co-branded, C2C2C" really mean? We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough Flash. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and FOAF. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. The aptitude to envisioneer globally leads to the capacity to synergize ultra-micro-strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Python.