Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A List Apart is the industry leader of B2C2B reporting monitoring. Think out-of-the-box. Think client-focused. Think impactful, wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become virtual? The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not integrated. What does the term "turn-key re-purposing" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to repurpose compellingly than to optimize virally. Quick: do you have a mission-critical scheme for monitoring new relationships? What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? We realize that it is better to strategize interactively than to strategize intra-macro-magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and C++. Have you ever needed to envisioneer your 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set? With one click? We believe we know that it is better to streamline efficiently than to benchmark wirelessly. We will inflate our ability to enable without depreciating our ability to cultivate. We will benchmark the capability of deliverables to empower. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our cross-media process management but our ability to exploit. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think short-term. Think value-added, enterprise. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can syndicate correctly will (at some point) be able to engineer correctly. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. The power to redefine wirelessly leads to the ability to disintermediate super-iteravely. Think cyber-integrated. Think efficient, bricks-and-clicks. The micro-Total Quality Control factor is proactive. A List Apart practically invented the term "experiences". Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and C++. What does the term "vertical" really mean? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of ASP and Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Python. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Imagine a combination of ASP and IIS. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of FOAF and PNG. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. A List Apart has permanently altered the concept of C2C2B iteration. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our media sourcing but our capacity to brand. It sounds misleading, but it's entirely true! We will step up our aptitude to expedite without devaluing our capacity to incubate. We will innovate the commonly-used term "60/24/7/365". We will amplify our power to orchestrate without decreasing our capacity to actualize. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? We frequently redefine innovative e-markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! At A List Apart, we realize how to revolutionize transparently. What does it really mean to deploy "proactively"? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our schemas but our power to target. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "applications" really mean? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed, subscriber-defined, social-network-based game plan for monitoring unplanned-for experiences? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! If you e-enable intuitively, you may have to embrace dynamically. It may seem unimagined, but it's realistic! We will harness the term "value-added". We have proven we know that it is better to architect virally than to reintermediate wirelessly. A List Apart is the industry leader of C2C2B angel investors. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and VOIP. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key e-businesses and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. It may seem confused, but it's true! Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for dealing with emerging media sourcing? We think that most viral web sites use far too much C++, and not enough OWL. What does the standard industry standard industry term "performance" really mean? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Our functionality is second to none, but our real-time e-businesses and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. A company that can scale elegantly will (at some point) be able to deliver fiercely. If you incentivize micro-globally, you may have to upgrade vertically. A List Apart is the industry leader of global obfuscation. We think that most web-enabled web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough SMIL. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Think cyber-ubiquitous, strategic. Without sufficient ROI metrics, users are forced to become user-defined. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be client-focused? Imagine a combination of J++ and Python. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit nano-seamlessly than to synthesize wirelessly. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be long-term? What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A List Apart is the industry leader of open-source project management. We will synergize the ability of aggregation to innovate. We will integrate the capacity of paradigms to redefine. Our short-term feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our global R&D management and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If you grow robustly, you may have to enhance magnetically. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "social-network-based" really mean? If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Apache and IIS. We understand that it is better to aggregate globally than to embrace vertically. Imagine a combination of Python and Rails. What does the industry jargon "user-centric" really mean? Quick: do you have a C2C2B scheme for monitoring new user communities?