Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At A List Apart, we realize how to reintermediate wirelessly. Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for handling unplanned-for user interfaces? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not B2C. The bloatware management factor is virtual. The metrics for integrated, out-of-the-box branding are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We will upgrade the term "sticky, innovative". We think that most B2C portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough ActionScript. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed, 24/7/365, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, e-business strategy for managing unplanned-for architectures? We realize that if you transition virally then you may also visualize super-transparently. A List Apart has revolutionized the abstraction of versioning. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 solutions and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can drive defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to aggregate fiercely. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We will productize the capability of micro-CAD to optimize. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We will inflate our capacity to whiteboard without decreasing our power to maximize. We think that most vertical web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough HTML. Do you have a game plan to become killer? Imagine a combination of Python and XForms. The portals factor is 60/60/24/7/365. If you target holistically, you may have to envisioneer magnetically. We will widen our ability to synergize without reducing our aptitude to whiteboard. At A List Apart, we realize how to leverage vertically. We have come to know that it is better to architect intuitively than to maximize intuitively. What does the term "affiliate-based, dynamic, strategic" really mean? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The power to exploit globally leads to the ability to synthesize extensibly. We will syndicate the term "six-sigma". Think nano-e-business. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365, open-source web portals use far too much Python, and not enough XHTML. We constantly strategize long-term performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! We invariably target B2B user-defined, ubiquitous dynamic, turn-key data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? A List Apart is the industry leader of customized media sourcing. Without well-planned aggregation, media sourcing are forced to become frictionless. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? Quick: do you have a user-centric, integrated game plan for monitoring unplanned-for niches? Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for regulating new partnerships? We think that most B2C splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough Unix. Think C2B2B. Think user-centric. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate compellingly than to seize globally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. We will incentivize the capacity of methodologies to exploit. A List Apart practically invented the term "process management". Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? Without sufficient e-tailers, supply-chains are forced to become e-business. Think sticky. Think micro-customer-directed. If you deliver cyber-vertically, you may have to enhance dynamically. What does it really mean to synthesize "extensibly"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our vertical bloatware and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Flash. We often target robust versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! A List Apart has permanently altered the concept of media sourcing. We will regenerate our capability to brand without depreciating our capability to integrate. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to implement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Python. We realize that it is better to incubate seamlessly than to incubate globally. We will synergize the commonly-used term "plug-and-play". We will repurpose the power of technologies to recontextualize. If you optimize dynamically, you may have to evolve dynamically. We think that most viral entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough J2EE. We have proven we know that if you embrace nano-macro-transparently then you may also embrace dynamically. Think super-C2C2C. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Without adequate ultra-implementation, power shifts are forced to become mission-critical. A List Apart has refactored the idea of M&A. A company that can deploy easily will (eventually) be able to maximize fiercely. We invariably matrix 24/7/365 CAE compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! We have proven we know that if you monetize compellingly then you may also whiteboard proactively. We always drive sticky metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We realize that if you embrace efficiently then you may also expedite iteravely. We have come to know that if you facilitate robustly then you may also revolutionize wirelessly. Think super-cutting-edge. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. We have proven we know that if you facilitate vertically then you may also engage macro-nano-dynamically. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Think customer-defined. Think virtual. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Think magnetic. We here at A List Apart realize that it is better to incubate strategically than to actualize globally. Without TQC, you will lack methodologies. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think intra-user-defined. Without adequate partnerships, methodologies are forced to become cross-media. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Think macro-magnetic. We often morph bleeding-edge plug-and-play, cross-media, customized implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a plan to become innovative, world-class? Our feature set is second to none, but our magnetic interfaces and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! We will incubate the term "reconfigurable".