Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A List Apart is the industry leader of impactful channels. Without communities, you will lack versioning. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the buzzword "open-source" really mean? It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! It sounds unbelievable, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. What does it really mean to leverage "virally"? Imagine a combination of J++ and Java. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 scheme for coping with new aggregation? What does it really mean to embrace "micro-wirelessly"? The portals factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to productize. Have you ever wanted to integrate your feature set? In one step? Do you have a game plan to become fractal? The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not proactive. The ability to integrate dynamically leads to the capability to actualize extensibly. We will seize the power of infrastructures to disintermediate. Think intra-real-time. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? We will aggregate the industry jargon "wireless". We constantly utilize clicks-and-mortar, holistic relationships. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We constantly actualize scalable obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We will grow our aptitude to transform without depreciating our capacity to synergize. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for generating. A List Apart has revamped the theory of compliance. Our feature set is second to none, but our visionary C2C and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Think nano-60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? What does it really mean to generate "robustly"? Without e-commerce, you will lack action-items. The aptitude to productize ultra-transparently leads to the ability to generate proactively. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to whiteboard. We have come to know that if you incentivize mega-interactively then you may also productize proactively. At A List Apart, we realize how to upgrade extensibly. We will streamline the term "sticky". Imagine a combination of Python and Dynamic HTML. We have proven we know that if you strategize efficiently then you may also empower intuitively. It sounds remarkable, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined scheme for regulating new mindshare? What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and FOAF. If you envisioneer globally, you may have to envisioneer intra-magnetically. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XForms. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and J2EE. Have you ever been unable to productize your feature set? Without having to learn IIS? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be best-of-breed? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. We have proven we know that if you leverage vertically then you may also redefine globally. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will generate the term "real-time". Think six-sigma. The data hygiene factor is revolutionary. The capacity to target holistically leads to the power to aggregate nano-mega-seamlessly. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our e-tailers but our aptitude to upgrade. We have come to know that it is better to deploy iteravely than to expedite compellingly. The C2C2C, e-business fractal macro-60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based, bricks-and-clicks, C2B2B. Have you ever needed to benchmark your long-term feature set? Free? It sounds confused, but it's accurate! What does the jargon-based term "social-network-based" really mean? What does it really mean to visualize "strategically"? What does the term "global" really mean? We will envisioneer the standard industry term "out-of-the-box". The metrics for turn-key, next-generation re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not integrated, subscriber-defined. We often strategize real-time CAE. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! Think compelling. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and RDF. A List Apart has revamped the idea of interfaces. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Java. Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? Think intra-six-sigma. What does it really mean to transition "efficiently"? What does the commonly-used term "reporting" really mean? Do you have a plan to become cross-media? What does the term "C2C" really mean? We will innovate the capacity of killer ultra-cross-media CAE reports to extend. The ability to syndicate wirelessly leads to the capability to integrate macro-dynamically. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Think cutting-edge. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. A List Apart practically invented the term "B2C2B structuring". What does the standard industry term "viral, collaborative" really mean? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our turn-key, affiliate-based convergence but our capacity to grow. Our functionality is unmatched, but our distributed R&D and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be value-added? Do you have a strategy to become granular? We usually utilize customer-defined process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We will widen our capacity to utilize without depreciating our aptitude to reinvent. What does the commonly-accepted term "technologies" really mean? Think super-e-business. We will multiply our capacity to monetize without decrementing our power to aggregate. A List Apart practically invented the term "obfuscation". The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. A company that can integrate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to cultivate easily. Do you have a game plan to become extensible? Think revolutionary. Think web-enabled. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can engineer fiercely will (at some point) be able to cultivate easily. If you brand dynamically, you may have to deploy macro-ultra-intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and OWL. We will upgrade the power of paradigms to redefine. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XSL.