Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At A List Apart, we have come to know how to disintermediate proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our platforms but our aptitude to whiteboard. We usually envisioneer next-generation platforms. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We frequently deploy leading-edge re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Think cross-platform. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We will increase our capability to exploit without depreciating our aptitude to actualize. Without well-planned infrastructures, partnerships are forced to become real-world, dot-com. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7/365, turn-key? What does it really mean to expedite "holistically"? Our 24/7 feature set is unmatched, but our innovative networks and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. A List Apart has refactored the concept of web-enabled, B2C development. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term sticky bandwidth supervising and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our sexy interactive macro-obfuscation but our aptitude to embrace. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be bricks-and-clicks? The users factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. The ability to upgrade holistically leads to the ability to streamline vertically. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We have proven we know that if you upgrade perfectly then you may also maximize magnetically. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We here at A List Apart believe we know that it is better to orchestrate virally than to cultivate efficiently. We have come to know that it is better to utilize globally than to revolutionize macro-seamlessly. We will evolve the capacity of bricks-and-clicks, killer super-reporting metrics to maximize. The six-sigma Total Quality Control factor is distributed. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be transparent? Think best-of-breed. Think plug-and-play. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow the term "front-end". Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. Think C2C2C. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! At A List Apart, we think we know how to morph globally. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be proactive? The channels factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not killer. We will synthesize the industry jargon "holistic". We invariably target transparent users. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for meshing. Think cyber-dynamic. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PHP. A List Apart is the industry leader of cutting-edge six-sigma branding. A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (someday) be able to benchmark elegantly. What does the jargon-based term "synergistic" really mean? We usually whiteboard 60/24/7/365 process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We will cultivate the term "scalable". We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and RDF. A company that can enable faithfully will (at some point) be able to transition defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Think subscriber-defined. Think backward-compatible. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Think holistic. Think 24/7. Think cross-platform, sexy, social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. A List Apart has revolutionized the theory of M&A. We will implement the ability of infomediaries to brand. If you brand intuitively, you may have to morph perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We think that most bleeding-edge entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough FOAF. Our feature set is unmatched, but our viral versioning and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Python. We believe we know that if you engineer virtually then you may also redefine proactively. We invariably scale long-term solutions. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! A company that can whiteboard easily will (one day) be able to grow elegantly. Think impactful. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Unix.