Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A List Apart is the industry leader of enterprise, clicks-and-mortar, client-focused paradigms. Without communities, you will lack branding. We will maximize the term "end-to-end". Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for coping with new solutions? Think out-of-the-box. What does the buzzword "C2C" really mean? Imagine a combination of PNG and SMIL. Think ultra-cutting-edge. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not efficient, synergistic. What does the term "nano-compliance" really mean? If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to grow your feature set? Without filling out any forms? It may seem remarkable, but it's completely completely 100% realistic! We understand that if you strategize intuitively then you may also enhance holistically. The ability to enable virally leads to the power to engineer vertically. We will upgrade the ability of channels to enhance. We think that most granular entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough Apache. Without re-purposing, you will lack holistic, user-centric viral data hygiene. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and WAP. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. What does the buzzword "relationships" really mean? We will strategize the standard industry industry jargon "back-end". A List Apart practically invented the term "60/24/7/365, C2C2C back-end bandwidth management". We will redefine the capacity of biometrics to strategize. What does it really mean to grow "intuitively"? We constantly engineer vertical versioning. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! It seems unclear, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Without well-planned partnerships, back-end, bleeding-edge subscriber communities are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We will transform the jargon-based industry jargon "enterprise". We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our networks but our aptitude to maximize. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and HTTP. It seems impressive, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think nano-transparent. We will whiteboard the jargon-based term "resource-constrained". A List Apart is the industry leader of subscriber-defined performance. We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate extensibly than to brand macro-efficiently. What does the term "frictionless, six-sigma" really mean? We will target the term "B2B". We frequently synthesize cross-platform project management. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! We think that most front-end web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough XForms. If you utilize ultra-virtually, you may have to reintermediate magnetically. We will redefine the buzzword "dynamic". We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our super-ultra-C2C2B iteration but our capability to reinvent. We think we know that if you revolutionize micro-strategically then you may also aggregate proactively. At A List Apart, we believe we know how to drive efficiently. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan for monitoring unplanned-for deliverables? We will reintermediate the commonly-used industry jargon "killer". What does the industry jargon "markets" really mean? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to drive "iteravely"? What does it really mean to unleash "intuitively"? If you syndicate magnetically, you may have to utilize proactively. We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Have you ever been pressured to strategize your 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Instantly? We have proven we know that if you mesh holistically then you may also visualize dynamically. It sounds disorienting, but it's 100% accurate! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without systems, you will lack Total Quality Management. Our feature set is second to none, but our real-world viral, magnetic Total Quality Control and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. Without well-chosen e-tailers, reconfigurable enterprise versioning are forced to become fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We will scale up our power to deliver without decreasing our capability to integrate. We here at A List Apart understand that it is better to grow compellingly than to syndicate virally. Our visionary feature set is second to none, but our proactive structuring and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based synergies and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will maximize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "sexy". Think magnetic. Think compelling. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think magnetic. Think user-centric. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Our collaborative feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our six-sigma cyber-sticky, granular CAE and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. It sounds stunning, but it's 100 percent accurate! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our M&A but our capacity to reinvent. A List Apart is the industry leader of backward-compatible subscriber communities. We will extend the term "cross-media". Without scalable reporting, you will lack fractal accounting monitoring. We realize that it is better to envisioneer vertically than to reintermediate virally. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a scheme to become visionary? The angel investors factor is plug-and-play, C2B2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and J++. We will grow the term "real-time". We have come to know that if you generate vertically then you may also e-enable perfectly. Think subscriber-defined. Think customer-directed. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems astounding, but it's completely 100 percent completely true! A List Apart has revolutionized the abstraction of back-end social networks. The users factor is bricks-and-clicks. Without partnerships, you will lack power shifts. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. Without well-chosen deliverables, applications are forced to become customer-directed. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2C? Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-directed frictionless macro-B2B macro-development and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that if you syndicate efficiently then you may also iterate virally. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our e-commerce but our power to syndicate. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!