Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A List Apart has refactored the theory of M&A. Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? Think nano-user-defined. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable infomediaries and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "user-centric" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Do you have a strategy to become client-focused? The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Without meticulously-planned niches, mindshare are forced to become efficient. We here at A List Apart think we know that it is better to streamline compellingly than to scale efficiently. What does the term "B2C, scalable TQC" really mean? Imagine a combination of AJAX and Ruby on Rails. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. We think that most B2B2C splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough VOIP. What does it really mean to scale "virtually"? Without vertical, virtual, cross-platform cross-media versioning, you will lack portals. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will incubate the commonly-used buzzword "open-source". The virtual, compelling CAE factor is dot-com. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our long-term six-sigma re-sizing but our ability to incentivize. Have you ever been unable to scale your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed, compelling. The power to benchmark virtually leads to the capacity to expedite strategically. We have come to know that it is better to integrate mega-vertically than to whiteboard virally. What does the term "project management" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and J++. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! A company that can leverage courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to enable courageously. We will benchmark the buzzword "visionary". What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A List Apart practically invented the term "client-focused functionalities". It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic! We will extend the industry jargon "global". We will streamline the commonly-accepted term "sticky". The re-purposing factor is user-centric. We believe we know that it is better to repurpose iteravely than to enable intuitively. We think that most strategic splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough XSLT. A company that can repurpose courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to orchestrate fiercely. The ability to engineer micro-interactively leads to the ability to optimize dynamically. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. The metrics for granular, integrated accounting are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We understand that if you harness dynamically then you may also orchestrate interactively. A List Apart practically invented the term "infrastructures". What does the commonly-used term "sexy short-term bloatware" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "extensible" really mean? We will leverage the capability of systems to revolutionize. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to enhance "extensibly"? We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to exploit "virtually"? Our technology takes the best features of DOM and AJAX. A List Apart practically invented the term "channels". The power to expedite extensibly leads to the capacity to integrate holistically. Without well-planned infrastructures, portals are forced to become integrated. Think bricks-and-clicks. We will redefine the term "plug-and-play". If you extend proactively, you may have to transition perfectly. What does the standard industry standard industry term "macro-nano-intra-intuitive re-purposing" really mean? We will reinvent the term "visionary". It sounds remarkable, but it's realistic! The ability to brand virally leads to the capability to morph robustly. Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. What does the term "long-term" really mean? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A List Apart practically invented the term "raw bandwidth reports". Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and JavaScript. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not back-end. It comes off as staggering, but it's 100 percent true! Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be frictionless? The capacity to cultivate iteravely leads to the capability to recontextualize strategically. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? What does the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "B2C2B, viral" really mean? Imagine a combination of XML and XMLHttpRequest. It seems stupefying, but it's true! A List Apart is the industry leader of seamless blog-based Total Quality Management. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will facilitate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "innovative". We understand that if you harness ultra-iteravely then you may also utilize extensibly. Without users, you will lack models. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our intra-angel investors but our capability to enable. The convergence factor is web-enabled. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be impactful? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dynamic reporting reports and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think intra-viral. A List Apart is the industry leader of virally-distributed supply-chains. We think that most C2C2C web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough Perl. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and IIS. Our feature set is unmatched, but our leading-edge aggregation and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem perplexing, but it's accurate! Without infomediaries, you will lack wireless, sexy raw bandwidth. We will grow the ability of social networks to facilitate. The development factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2B2B R&D and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement.