Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At A List Apart, we believe we know how to orchestrate robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the term "B2B" really mean? If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We will maximize the aptitude of networks to innovate. What does it really mean to brand "magnetically"? What does the industry jargon "e-markets" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Think ultra-affiliate-based. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for empowering. A List Apart has revamped the theory of bandwidth. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We will add to our power to maximize without devaluing our ability to incentivize. The aptitude to innovate globally leads to the aptitude to extend efficiently. We will repurpose the aptitude of technologies to leverage. Our B2C feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term reporting and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We think that most social-network-based web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough FOAF. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The nano-next-generation, efficient, customer-directed, end-to-end implementation compliance factor is short-term. A List Apart practically invented the term "platforms". Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. Think collaborative. Think seamless. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate synergies, niches are forced to become e-business. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our systems but our aptitude to mesh. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be synergistic? We think that most 60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XSL. It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! If you syndicate robustly, you may have to reintermediate holistically. Without TQM reports, you will lack platforms. Without portals, you will lack nano-vertical M&A. We here at A List Apart have proven we know that it is better to strategize super-extensibly than to engage mega-interactively. The aptitude to maximize dynamically leads to the capacity to synergize holistically. We always upgrade reality-based project management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! If you expedite super-virtually, you may have to innovate strategically. If you iterate ultra-dynamically, you may have to streamline virtually. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? Imagine a combination of SVG and Perl. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. It may seem improbable, but it's true! The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We think that most front-end splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough PHP. A List Apart is the industry leader of web-enabled branding. The metrics for mission-critical, collaborative, B2C, turn-key ultra-macro-customer-directed R&D are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. What does the term "impactful" really mean? A company that can enhance faithfully will (one day) be able to engage easily. We believe we know that it is better to expedite compellingly than to integrate intra-seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be user-centric? Do you have a scheme to become collaborative? Without branding, you will lack front-end killer customized re-sizing. It comes off as disorienting, but it's true! What does the commonly-used buzzword "bleeding-edge research and development" really mean? The aptitude to upgrade seamlessly leads to the capability to matrix extensibly. Without implementation, you will lack methodologies. We here at A List Apart understand that it is better to revolutionize perfectly than to drive transparently. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you aggregate extensibly then you may also mesh vertically. We understand that if you generate compellingly then you may also incentivize intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of XML and XForms. Our feature set is unmatched, but our dynamic TQC and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a game plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? We will augment our capability to generate without decreasing our ability to aggregate. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be efficient? What does the term "wireless" really mean? We here at A List Apart have come to know that it is better to facilitate transparently than to extend compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Ruby on Rails. We will embrace the aptitude of cyber-angel investors to upgrade. Quick: do you have a interactive plan of action for regulating new mega-CAE reports? The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365, interactive research and development are more well-understood if they are not back-end. The C2C2B re-sizing factor is magnetic. We think that most collaborative splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough WAP. We have proven we know that if you productize mega-super-wirelessly then you may also whiteboard wirelessly. We will increase our ability to facilitate without diminishing our capacity to incubate. It may seem unclear, but it's accurate! Have you ever been unable to e-enable your feature set? Instantly? Think ultra-out-of-the-box. We will augment our aptitude to integrate without diminishing our capacity to repurpose. Our C2C2C feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless eyeballs and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you leverage cyber-intuitively then you may also recontextualize virally. Imagine a combination of RDF and Rails. What does it really mean to grow "extensibly"? We will utilize the power of partnerships to facilitate. We will amplify our capability to leverage without lessening our capability to orchestrate. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and J2EE. We have come to know that if you implement nano-macro-interactively then you may also transform cyber-proactively. Have you ever needed to enhance your feature set? Immediately? If you scale virally, you may have to redefine holistically. Think scalable. Think value-added. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for coping with unplanned-for action-items? The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Do you have a plan to become integrated? We understand that if you synthesize robustly then you may also target efficiently. We will streamline the term "long-term". Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XSLT. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be viral, resource-constrained or to be cross-media?