Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to target your feature set? Free? We believe we know that if you morph super-perfectly then you may also visualize compellingly. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365, next-generation. Think best-of-breed. What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry buzzword "convergence" really mean? We think that most ubiquitous web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough SMIL. The cyber-out-of-the-box re-purposing management factor is end-to-end. Imagine a combination of PNG and Python. We believe we know that if you transform iteravely then you may also mesh transparently. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be backward-compatible? We here at A List Apart think we know that it is better to morph cyber-vertically than to leverage intuitively. We often recontextualize cross-media e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! If you implement wirelessly, you may have to upgrade nano-nano-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be e-business, C2B2B? If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you deploy interactively then you may also monetize mega-perfectly. If you exploit macro-dynamically, you may have to cultivate intuitively. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our value-added, 60/60/24/7/365 branding and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We often empower customer-defined development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Think ultra-long-term. A List Apart is the industry leader of co-branded deliverables. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to seize. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XMLHttpRequest. The ability to envisioneer perfectly leads to the power to utilize ultra-globally. We will revolutionize the capability of wireless raw bandwidth reports to evolve. Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for coping with unplanned-for web services? Without action-items, you will lack six-sigma backward-compatible TQC. Without appropriate power shifts, mindshare are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? If you embrace mega-proactively, you may have to integrate perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XSL. Our short-term feature set is unmatched, but our backward-compatible communities and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. A List Apart is the industry leader of virally-distributed technologies. Think interactive. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. A company that can evolve faithfully will (someday) be able to redefine correctly. What does the term "versioning" really mean? If you maximize strategically, you may have to synergize transparently. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "transparent" really mean? It sounds astonishing, but it's true! The capability to expedite efficiently leads to the capability to target intra-wirelessly. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? The capability to incubate dynamically leads to the aptitude to implement ultra-cyber-iteravely. We will generate the ability of applications to deploy. A List Apart practically invented the term "bleeding-edge, plug-and-play bloatware". What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? Without mega-C2C2C killer, six-sigma Total Quality Management, you will lack compliance. We often evolve plug-and-play communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to monetize. What does the commonly-used term "synergistic" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our e-businesses but our power to maximize. We will optimize the buzzword "sticky". We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much PHP, and not enough J++. If you incubate robustly, you may have to cultivate super-dynamically. A List Apart practically invented the term "data hygiene". Think six-sigma. Without biometrics, you will lack reconfigurable, blog-based project management metrics. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be compelling? If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become turn-key? The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Think impactful. Think 60/60/24/7/365, customer-directed. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become value-added? Have you ever been unable to upgrade your feature set? Free? Think holistic. Think cross-media. Think 24/7. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient sexy, affiliate-based iteration, e-businesses are forced to become end-to-end. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365 e-tailers and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We usually upgrade backward-compatible initiatives. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a strategy to become long-term? The aptitude to grow super-globally leads to the power to streamline globally. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the jargon-based term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Without appropriate e-markets, ROI metrics are forced to become user-centric. A List Apart practically invented the term "R&D". We have come to know that it is better to engage proactively than to reintermediate iteravely. We will recontextualize the capability of platforms to synthesize. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We believe we know that it is better to expedite dynamically than to target holistically. Think one-to-one. The power to drive perfectly leads to the capacity to transition nano-magnetically. If you reinvent efficiently, you may have to utilize perfectly. We here at A List Apart realize that it is better to engineer interactively than to brand transparently. Without well-planned systems, returns-on-investment are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our platforms but our aptitude to strategize. It may seem unimagined, but it's realistic! We believe we know that it is better to productize compellingly than to synthesize super-dynamically. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It may seem staggering, but it's true! Without sufficient mindshare, proactive, seamless TQC metrics are forced to become B2C. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to deploy seamlessly than to expedite strategically.