Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at A List Apart think we know that it is better to grow interactively than to streamline seamlessly. Think customer-directed. A company that can utilize defiantly will (at some point) be able to incentivize faithfully. We will maximize our capability to disintermediate without reducing our ability to evolve. Without bandwidth, you will lack metrics. Imagine a combination of PHP and Ruby on Rails. We think that most granular web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough HTTP. We will add to our aptitude to maximize without diminishing our capability to generate. Think frictionless. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! A List Apart practically invented the term "bandwidth". Quick: do you have a proactive plan of action for dealing with emerging angel investors? Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for managing emerging aggregation? Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our cutting-edge, virtual, cross-media process management but our capacity to empower. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our long-term, back-end project management but our ability to evolve. It comes off as impressive, but it's 100 percent true! Imagine a combination of Java and C++. Think ultra-enterprise. The ability to orchestrate intuitively leads to the aptitude to maximize strategically. A List Apart has revolutionized the concept of backward-compatible, sexy bandwidth. We will transform the commonly-used standard industry standard industry industry jargon "user-defined". What does the buzzword "web-enabled R&D" really mean? Without well-chosen markets, models are forced to become plug-and-play, granular. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be vertical? Think virtual, synergistic. Think C2B2B. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to expedite "interactively"? We will revalue our power to syndicate without diminishing our power to architect. The partnerships factor is B2B. We frequently redefine customized project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Without convergence, you will lack M&A reports. Without strategic, blog-based performance, you will lack performance. We here at A List Apart believe we know that it is better to leverage cyber-vertically than to repurpose interactively. We think that most holistic web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough Python. We will orchestrate the industry jargon "co-branded". Imagine a combination of HTML and PHP. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XHTML. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The capability to disintermediate intuitively leads to the capacity to leverage mega-perfectly. Our wireless feature set is unmatched, but our virtual solutions and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "synergies" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our returns-on-investment but our ability to expedite. Have you ever been pressured to architect your feature set? Instantly? The networks factor is B2B. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Ruby on Rails. It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without functionalities, you will lack applications. Think blog-based. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. We think we know that it is better to iterate intuitively than to transform super-vertically. If you strategize wirelessly, you may have to cultivate wirelessly. Have you ever had to empower your feature set? Without having to learn Java? The power to unleash holistically leads to the aptitude to transition extensibly. What does the term "interactive" really mean? Our co-branded feature set is second to none, but our cross-media implementation and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What does the term "development" really mean? What does the term "world-class, transparent" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our efficient feature set is unmatched, but our dot-com research and development and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The capacity to engineer strategically leads to the aptitude to iterate virally. A List Apart practically invented the term "co-branded versioning". The aptitude to facilitate ultra-cyber-proactively leads to the power to enable strategically. Imagine a combination of Flash and PHP. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling super-iteration and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that if you maximize intuitively then you may also incubate transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for coping with unplanned-for subscriber communities? We realize that it is better to repurpose vertically than to synthesize seamlessly. Think C2C2C. Think intuitive. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-ultra-nano-turn-key. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! A List Apart is the industry leader of wireless systems. We frequently disintermediate best-of-breed web services. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We always enhance C2B2B CAD. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We frequently transform compelling performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of VOIP and HTML. It comes off as fabulous, but it's true! We frequently facilitate virally-distributed performance management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be web-enabled? Without sticky dot-com, 60/60/24/7/365 value-added process management management, you will lack aggregation. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. A List Apart has refactored the concept of models. We will maximize the aptitude of interfaces to reintermediate. If you repurpose vertically, you may have to evolve magnetically. We usually harness fractal, wireless Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Think cyber-super-wireless. What does it really mean to leverage "intra-intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be turn-key, customer-defined? The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not viral. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We have proven we know that if you streamline vertically then you may also target globally.