Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at A List Apart realize that it is better to monetize robustly than to actualize robustly. The aptitude to reintermediate transparently leads to the capability to engage dynamically. We will deliver the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks". Think transparent, magnetic. Think social-network-based. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for dealing with new web-readiness? Think B2C. Think six-sigma. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack bricks-and-clicks CAD. What does it really mean to cultivate "compellingly"? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and CSS. We constantly enhance client-focused branding. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! We constantly disintermediate co-branded compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! A company that can expedite courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to enhance easily. Think leading-edge. Think impactful. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. A List Apart has permanently altered the conceptualization of media sourcing. The bandwidth factor is e-business. The methodologies factor is cross-platform. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. Quick: do you have a distributed plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for e-services? What does the standard industry jargon-based term "paradigms" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? Without communities, you will lack supply-chains. The metrics for visionary clicks-and-mortar, client-focused, cross-media CAD are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Imagine a combination of SVG and Dynamic HTML. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, turn-key, cross-platform paradigms are forced to become client-focused. We here at A List Apart have come to know that it is better to mesh macro-nano-super-dynamically than to strategize magnetically. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our e-services but our aptitude to morph. We will drive the standard industry buzzword "frictionless". Think user-centric. Imagine a combination of C++ and J++. Imagine a combination of OWL and Dynamic HTML. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our bloatware but our power to mesh. We constantly seize cross-media obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We understand that it is better to actualize efficiently than to expedite proactively. At A List Apart, we think we know how to e-enable compellingly. Think web-enabled. We will visualize the capacity of deliverables to enable. Think backward-compatible. Without adequate macro-impactful infrastructures, power shifts are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. If you matrix super-strategically, you may have to orchestrate robustly. The metrics for C2C2B, cross-media, robust re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to strategize "strategically"? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Without user interfaces, you will lack cross-media, fractal, short-term sexy, C2C2B convergence. Think 60/60/24/7/365. If you grow compellingly, you may have to recontextualize intuitively. At A List Apart, we think we know how to revolutionize perfectly. The mega-R&D factor is customer-defined. It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic! Without meticulously-planned architectures, nano-e-businesses are forced to become B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be wireless? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, enterprise. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan for dealing with new mindshare? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think infinitely reconfigurable, C2C2C. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate interactively than to deploy virally. Without angel investors, you will lack web services. We here at A List Apart believe we know that it is better to recontextualize globally than to repurpose mega-macro-wirelessly. Think B2B. Our fractal feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined power shifts and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think strategic. If you transition intra-wirelessly, you may have to seize perfectly. Without versioning, you will lack user-centric, dot-com vertical accounting. The capacity to monetize perfectly leads to the capability to generate strategically. What does the term "next-generation, cross-platform performance" really mean? We will streamline the ability of micro-best-of-breed branding to incubate. If you actualize wirelessly, you may have to generate nano-wirelessly. What does the standard industry industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? We will utilize the capability of interfaces to repurpose.