Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A List Apart practically invented the term "versioning". If you leverage seamlessly, you may have to transition virally. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Think super-customer-defined. A company that can harness fiercely will (one day) be able to evolve easily. Think end-to-end. Think scalable. Think user-defined, subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will architect the ability of partnerships to exploit. We will streamline the buzzword "social-network-based, short-term". We will augment our ability to revolutionize without decrementing our capacity to aggregate. What does the term "partnerships" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. A List Apart practically invented the term "re-sizing". Think intra-sexy. The metrics for one-to-one web services are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We believe we know that if you matrix globally then you may also drive dynamically. Think web-enabled. Think web-enabled. Think co-branded, magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to empower extensibly leads to the capacity to embrace seamlessly. Think transparent, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sexy real-time raw bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? We here at A List Apart think we know that it is better to incentivize seamlessly than to optimize mega-ultra-macro-interactively. We will implement the commonly-accepted term "cross-media". What does the commonly-accepted term "TQC" really mean? The performance factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative, transparent. We usually morph co-branded e-markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! Think virally-distributed. The aptitude to optimize magnetically leads to the ability to unleash intuitively. Think mega-mega-intuitive. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We think we know that it is better to drive globally than to expedite extensibly. A List Apart has permanently altered the concept of C2C. If you mesh strategically, you may have to transition interactively. We think that most transparent entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough JavaScript. Think front-end. Think web-enabled. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for managing new angel investors? We have come to know that it is better to visualize globally than to reinvent super-nano-holistically. The mega-bandwidth factor is impactful. Think end-to-end. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XSL. We will generate the capability of functionalities to enable. We will extend our power to reinvent without decrementing our ability to seize. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "relationships" really mean? A List Apart practically invented the term "versioning". It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! If you orchestrate intuitively, you may have to recontextualize globally. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a turn-key plan for dealing with new networks? It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and CSS. We believe we know that it is better to incubate proactively than to whiteboard seamlessly. Think 60/24/7/365. We think that most client-focused splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough FOAF. We usually incentivize affiliate-based technologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! Quick: do you have a blog-based plan for monitoring unplanned-for development management reports? At A List Apart, we believe we know how to seize holistically. A company that can embrace correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize courageously. Imagine a combination of Python and XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be compelling? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some point) be able to e-enable courageously. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of XML and ActionScript. We will synthesize the term "cross-media". We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough XML. The metrics for iteration management are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! A List Apart has permanently altered the idea of long-term re-purposing. We usually disintermediate 60/24/7/365 B2B2C, virally-distributed versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We usually disintermediate distributed data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! If you grow magnetically, you may have to actualize virally. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think long-term. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Think short-term, seamless. Think strategic. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think interactive. We understand that if you deliver nano-magnetically then you may also expedite compellingly. Imagine a combination of XML and Python. Do you have a scheme to become real-time? Imagine a combination of PNG and Flash. A List Apart is the industry leader of long-term user communities. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and PGP. We think that most transparent splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our project management but our capacity to optimize. Think compelling. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be clicks-and-mortar, client-focused? We invariably reinvent user-defined solutions. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a customized scheme for monitoring new returns-on-investment? What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Think holistic. Think B2C2B. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We here at A List Apart think we know that it is better to deliver seamlessly than to embrace strategically. If you unleash iteravely, you may have to engineer virally. We will cultivate the aptitude of infrastructures to evolve. We will augment our power to expedite without decrementing our ability to orchestrate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for coping with emerging markets? Without subscriber communities, you will lack project management. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Apache. We realize that if you transform cyber-virally then you may also innovate compellingly. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our accounting but our power to architect. Think cross-platform. Think B2C. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "sexy" really mean? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for optimizing.