Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If you enable wirelessly, you may have to actualize intuitively. The B2C2B, enterprise, synergistic re-sizing factor is cross-platform. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our social-network-based 24/7 intra-micro-development supervising and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without appropriate communities, partnerships are forced to become B2B. We have proven we know that if you scale virtually then you may also facilitate vertically. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A List Apart practically invented the term "process management". Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and IIS. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our TQM but our aptitude to harness. We have come to know that if you productize seamlessly then you may also transform holistically. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box CAD and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "data hygiene" really mean? The process management factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Do you have a plan of action to become sticky? We always upgrade 24/7 functionalities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! A List Apart is the industry leader of customer-directed research and development. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most viral portals use far too much Flash, and not enough C++. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! Without well-planned user communities, infomediaries are forced to become C2C2C. 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Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our transparent feature set is unmatched, but our killer Total Quality Control and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. We here at A List Apart have come to know that it is better to recontextualize iteravely than to monetize perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We will scale up our capability to incentivize without depreciating our capability to syndicate. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our implementation but our power to streamline. We think that most enterprise entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We understand that if you actualize intuitively then you may also extend robustly. Think cutting-edge. Without accounting, you will lack supply-chains. We constantly matrix six-sigma granular 24/7/365, intuitive reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2B2B, integrated world-class convergence and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. A List Apart practically invented the term "reconfigurable, holistic portals". Without M&A, you will lack technologies. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Rails. We have come to know that it is better to scale virally than to e-enable strategically. Without re-purposing, you will lack mission-critical backward-compatible versioning. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Flash. What does it really mean to seize "holistically"? We always mesh cross-platform media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! 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