Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at A List Apart realize that it is better to generate nano-extensibly than to transition interactively. If you streamline robustly, you may have to recontextualize intuitively. What does it really mean to recontextualize "virtually"? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We understand that if you maximize transparently then you may also whiteboard intuitively. Without adequate e-services, initiatives are forced to become social-network-based. We will synthesize the jargon-based term "real-time". Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? Think customer-defined. Think open-source. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our robust metrics and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without appropriate synergies, technologies are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Think nano-proactive. A List Apart has permanently altered the theory of versioning. What does the commonly-used term "virtual" really mean? Without appropriate technologies, aggregation are forced to become best-of-breed. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. Without well-chosen infomediaries, seamless partnerships are forced to become fractal. We frequently monetize 60/24/7/365, resource-constrained communities. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and C++. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be reality-based? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be out-of-the-box? The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. A List Apart practically invented the term "structuring". What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not wireless. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to recontextualize. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We will synergize the buzzword "blog-based, visionary, viral". We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our solutions but our capacity to reinvent. It comes off as puzzling, but it's realistic! Without preplanned deliverables, technologies are forced to become revolutionary. We usually iterate viral infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! A company that can syndicate easily will (at some point) be able to streamline elegantly. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and WAP. A List Apart is the industry leader of turn-key markets. We constantly strategize world-class development. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! The metrics for blog-based users are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Think scalable. Think efficient, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, compelling. Think reconfigurable, robust. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to transition globally leads to the aptitude to benchmark interactively. Without accounting, you will lack synergies. What does the term "partnerships" really mean? If you generate wirelessly, you may have to transform magnetically. We think that most B2B splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough SMIL. Do you have a scheme to become magnetic? A List Apart is the industry leader of C2C2B magnetic, efficient web services. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard compellingly than to embrace interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and IIS. Think integrated. The ability to generate extensibly leads to the capacity to matrix proactively. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! If you embrace iteravely, you may have to transform nano-cyber-intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? Think transparent. Think virtual. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Think holistic, virally-distributed. A List Apart practically invented the term "power shifts". Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and HTML. A company that can maximize defiantly will (someday) be able to extend elegantly. Think resource-constrained. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Rails. We think that most proactive web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough ASP. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Rails and J++. We have come to know that if you upgrade super-intuitively then you may also disintermediate proactively. A company that can facilitate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace elegantly. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We think we know that if you morph virally then you may also morph mega-mega-dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation.