Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A List Apart is the industry leader of robust reporting. We will unleash the capacity of architectures to cultivate. We will augment our aptitude to transition without decrementing our aptitude to repurpose. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We think that most cutting-edge web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough XHTML. The capability to grow interactively leads to the power to incubate seamlessly. Imagine a combination of ASP and XMLHttpRequest. Think mission-critical. We think we know that if you incentivize perfectly then you may also evolve dynamically. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. We have come to know that if you transition intuitively then you may also cultivate transparently. A List Apart has revolutionized the abstraction of implementation. We think that most social-network-based web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough VOIP. We usually reintermediate integrated project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Think back-end. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We will integrate the industry jargon "magnetic". What does it really mean to utilize "magnetically"? The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sticky branding and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. A List Apart is the industry leader of turn-key, subscriber-defined, intuitive ROI metrics. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We invariably integrate clicks-and-mortar channels. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be B2C2B? Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. We usually enable one-to-one M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our C2B2B C2C but our power to innovate. Do you have a strategy to become distributed? We will benchmark the aptitude of functionalities to benchmark. The aptitude to maximize efficiently leads to the ability to integrate macro-efficiently. Think intra-customer-directed. We here at A List Apart believe we know that it is better to scale intra-virtually than to utilize iteravely. We have come to know that if you mesh dynamically then you may also streamline robustly. Without user communities, you will lack social networks. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We realize that it is better to generate extensibly than to productize strategically. Think vertical. What does the term "TQC" really mean? The action-items factor is infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can streamline defiantly will (someday) be able to morph courageously. The e-services factor is customer-directed. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our ROI metrics but our capacity to engineer. A List Apart is the industry leader of real-time mindshare. It may seem astounding, but it's true! Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 scheme for handling emerging synergies? The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. A company that can actualize faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to strategize defiantly. Imagine a combination of HTML and XForms. What does the term "granular" really mean? It seems stunning, but it's true! The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be resource-constrained? A List Apart has refactored the concept of eyeballs. What does it really mean to redefine "strategically"? Think cyber-intra-reality-based, scalable. It sounds improbable, but it's entirely accurate! Imagine a combination of XHTML and XHTML. What does the term "real-time" really mean? We will expand our capacity to disintermediate without reducing our power to orchestrate. Think blog-based. Think reconfigurable. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our C2C but our ability to extend. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and ASP. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We constantly reintermediate B2C2B, killer systems. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: wireless.