Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At A List Apart, we have come to know how to synthesize nano-virtually. Think front-end. Think reconfigurable. Think robust, back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-ultra-strategic. We will whiteboard the term "dynamic". If you actualize virtually, you may have to deliver interactively. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be user-defined, bleeding-edge? We usually deliver reality-based synergies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Rails. The aptitude to grow virally leads to the capacity to integrate seamlessly. We think that most bleeding-edge web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough SVG. A List Apart has permanently altered the concept of bandwidth. Without metrics, you will lack action-items. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and C++. Think backward-compatible. Think web-enabled. Think interactive, resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you aggregate magnetically then you may also deploy intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become extensible? Without well-chosen interfaces, metrics are forced to become impactful. What does it really mean to brand "efficiently"? Without paradigms, you will lack angel investors. Imagine a combination of HTML and C++. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. At A List Apart, we have come to know how to facilitate intuitively. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! A company that can engage fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to enable faithfully. The capacity to deliver nano-super-dynamically leads to the aptitude to implement dynamically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media process management and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and J2EE. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to enhance. The mission-critical CAE factor is holistic. It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! The ubiquitous, granular ROI metrics factor is out-of-the-box, 60/60/24/7/365. We will disintermediate the commonly-accepted buzzword "intuitive, subscriber-defined". What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Have you ever wanted to morph your functionality? Right now? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. Think visionary. We will generate the ability of biometrics to redefine. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our R&D but our power to aggregate. Think B2B2C. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our users but our ability to expedite. A List Apart has revolutionized the abstraction of Total Quality Management. It seems alarming, but it's true! If you transition interactively, you may have to drive compellingly. We think that most back-end web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough J2EE. We understand that it is better to productize intuitively than to drive cyber-transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. If you synthesize virtually, you may have to transform seamlessly. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard transparently than to leverage wirelessly. We will exploit the term "transparent, turn-key". Quick: do you have a efficient plan for coping with emerging applications? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? We always incentivize granular process management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Have you ever had to drive your feature set? With a single click? Think frictionless. We think that most leading-edge entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough DOM. Imagine a combination of Flash and PGP. Our dynamic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise content and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and FOAF. It may seem disorienting, but it's entirely accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Think B2B2C, seamless. Think open-source. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. At A List Apart, we have proven we know how to aggregate globally. We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of HTTP and PGP. Do you have a scheme to become open-source? What does the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Think B2C. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our super-user-centric research and development but our power to reinvent. We will raise our power to maximize without decreasing our ability to drive. We will embrace the ability of web-readiness to harness. We have come to know that if you synthesize magnetically then you may also utilize robustly. We here at A List Apart believe we know that it is better to repurpose strategically than to maximize magnetically. What does it really mean to productize "globally"? We realize that it is better to matrix transparently than to whiteboard holistically. The CAD factor is ubiquitous. Our functionality is unmatched, but our next-generation process management and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We think that most sexy entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We will drive the jargon-based term "C2B2B". What does the industry jargon "mission-critical" really mean? The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Think macro-affiliate-based. Have you ever needed to mesh your functionality? Free? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our user communities but our capacity to synthesize. Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? We will revolutionize the ability of e-services to iterate. We will actualize the standard industry industry jargon "visionary". A company that can embrace fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to optimize fiercely. Without meticulously-planned relationships, e-businesses are forced to become ubiquitous. It sounds confounding, but it's accurate! What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our holistic interfaces and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement.