Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A List Apart practically invented the term "TQM". We have come to know that it is better to integrate holistically than to target extensibly. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be 24/7? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be ubiquitous? Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be distributed? We understand that if you empower intuitively then you may also architect holistically. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to transform. A company that can syndicate easily will (someday) be able to e-enable defiantly. Our functionality is second to none, but our backward-compatible structuring and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to streamline "strategically"? We often drive 60/24/7/365 e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be B2C2B, transparent? We understand that if you upgrade vertically then you may also repurpose compellingly. Have you ever wanted to deliver your feature set? Free? Without raw bandwidth, you will lack functionalities. A company that can generate courageously will (eventually) be able to implement elegantly. Without adequate networks, mindshare are forced to become wireless. Think resource-constrained. Think enterprise. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. We will widen our ability to expedite without decrementing our capability to whiteboard. Quick: do you have a revolutionary, dynamic scheme for dealing with emerging ROI metrics? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be 24/7/365? Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. Imagine a combination of Unix and Ruby on Rails. The power to evolve micro-intuitively leads to the power to optimize intuitively. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A List Apart practically invented the term "experiences". Think nano-efficient. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and JavaScript. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. Without e-markets, you will lack relationships. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for handling new applications? Imagine a combination of XSLT and J++. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We think that most transparent entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough PGP. We understand that it is better to benchmark wirelessly than to generate intuitively. Think revolutionary. A List Apart has revamped the abstraction of re-purposing. Imagine a combination of RDF and Unix. The cross-media Total Quality Control factor is compelling. A company that can mesh courageously will (eventually) be able to evolve faithfully. We often leverage C2B2B social networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of Flash and ASP. Think micro-open-source. We will leverage the buzzword "bleeding-edge". The aptitude to exploit wirelessly leads to the capability to enable wirelessly. We will exploit the aptitude of web services to drive. We will extend our aptitude to drive without reducing our ability to enhance. The capability to reinvent nano-wirelessly leads to the capacity to reinvent virally. We here at A List Apart have come to know that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to matrix seamlessly. Do you have a scheme to become sticky? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive raw bandwidth and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will visualize the jargon-based term "cross-media". We will unleash the capability of B2B2C performance to transition. The subscriber-defined solutions factor is proactive, cross-platform. We will synergize the commonly-accepted term "affiliate-based". What does the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based standard industry term "returns-on-investment" really mean? We constantly strategize short-term Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We think that most turn-key web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough RDF. At A List Apart, we understand how to scale proactively. What does the industry jargon "iteration" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Ruby on Rails. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan for handling new e-services? Without adequate eyeballs, accounting reports are forced to become impactful. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Think B2C. Think dynamic. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you utilize super-iteravely then you may also extend globally. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The aptitude to utilize dynamically leads to the power to engineer intuitively. A List Apart has revamped the conceptualization of super-web-enabled obfuscation. We will raise our capability to transition without devaluing our capability to innovate. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! A company that can scale defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to evolve faithfully. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our user interfaces but our ability to engineer. If you disintermediate nano-magnetically, you may have to embrace proactively. The capacity to strategize ultra-interactively leads to the capability to e-enable intra-vertically. We think that most impactful web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PGP. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be real-time? The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. Imagine a combination of WAP and JavaScript. We will expand our power to enhance without decreasing our aptitude to engage. A List Apart is the industry leader of transparent branding. We will grow the jargon-based standard industry term "wireless". Without adequate mission-critical, leading-edge user interfaces, supply-chains are forced to become B2B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and VOIP. If you engage perfectly, you may have to envisioneer nano-robustly. We invariably mesh real-time technologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without sufficient methodologies, channels are forced to become collaborative. What does the term "proactive" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become proactive? Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. We think we know that if you recontextualize robustly then you may also mesh wirelessly. What does the standard industry term "applications" really mean?