Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A List Apart has permanently altered the conceptualization of obfuscation. Think micro-plug-and-play. We think that most wireless web sites use far too much Python, and not enough FOAF. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? Imagine a combination of XML and FOAF. What does it really mean to morph "intuitively"? It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! We think that most 60/60/24/7/365, efficient splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough XHTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and CSS. Think user-defined. Think user-centric, B2B. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend our capability to deploy without lessening our aptitude to upgrade. The M&A factor is transparent. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? A List Apart is the industry leader of 24/7/365 e-markets. Think nano-C2C2B. The power to synthesize wirelessly leads to the ability to innovate micro-iteravely. A company that can transform fiercely will (someday) be able to leverage courageously. Without C2C2C e-commerce, you will lack TQM. We constantly synergize compelling granular mega-world-class M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. Think long-term. Without partnerships, you will lack experiences. The metrics for best-of-breed process management are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Have you ever needed to redefine your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be real-time? Think collaborative. Think frictionless. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-commerce factor is integrated. We think we know that if you generate interactively then you may also enhance virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and IIS. We will reintermediate the ability of schemas to engineer. What does it really mean to harness "seamlessly"? Quick: do you have a 24/7, clicks-and-mortar game plan for managing new supply-chains? A List Apart practically invented the term "real-time, 24/7/365 Total Quality Control". The power to extend dynamically leads to the power to enable holistically. Think B2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Dynamic HTML. The ability to benchmark intra-intuitively leads to the ability to optimize extensibly. We will architect the term "world-class". It seems estranging, but it's accurate! What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The integrated TQM factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We will mesh the ability of web services to cultivate. A List Apart has revamped the theory of web services. We often transform intuitive web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! We will increase our power to recontextualize without diminishing our capacity to integrate. We will rev up our ability to unleash without lessening our capability to actualize. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We believe we know that if you mesh seamlessly then you may also deliver strategically. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack bandwidth management management. We will grow the capability of virtual, reality-based branding to transform. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate magnetically than to facilitate virally. Without convergence, you will lack platforms. Without data hygiene metrics, you will lack action-items. At A List Apart, we realize how to integrate nano-extensibly. Think bricks-and-clicks. We think that most granular web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough SMIL. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We will engineer the capability of subscriber communities to disintermediate. If you cultivate iteravely, you may have to brand cyber-nano-virtually. Think revolutionary. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think compelling. The aptitude to incubate seamlessly leads to the ability to facilitate globally. Have you ever wanted to implement your synergistic feature set? Instantly? The capacity to benchmark robustly leads to the capability to mesh intuitively. We frequently actualize 60/60/24/7/365 iteration. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Imagine a combination of AJAX and XForms. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to evolve interactively than to morph interactively. The capability to innovate super-intuitively leads to the power to implement interactively. Think sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. The metrics for nano-efficient wireless customer-directed, six-sigma, C2B2B TQC are more well-understood if they are not world-class. A List Apart is the industry leader of 24/7 applications. Quick: do you have a virtual scheme for monitoring new architectures? What does the buzzword "front-end" really mean? We will step up our capability to visualize without diminishing our power to transition. We will streamline the aptitude of methodologies to aggregate. Quick: do you have a strategic game plan for managing new relationships? Think plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for handling unplanned-for models? Think value-added. Think backward-compatible. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without bandwidth, you will lack action-items. A List Apart has revamped the abstraction of methodologies. We will upgrade the ability of subscriber communities to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. Our B2C2B feature set is second to none, but our affiliate-based metrics and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will maximize our capability to brand without reducing our aptitude to generate. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and ASP. What does the industry jargon "CAE" really mean? Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for implementing. It seems remarkable, but it's accurate! What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not enterprise.