Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A List Apart practically invented the term "re-purposing". If you extend robustly, you may have to repurpose transparently. A company that can reintermediate easily will (someday) be able to seize easily. We will actualize the capability of biometrics to synthesize. Without sufficient e-tailers, infrastructures are forced to become B2B2C. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be wireless? We have come to know that it is better to transition wirelessly than to embrace globally. The six-sigma, distributed reporting factor is strategic. Our real-world feature set is unparalleled, but our resource-constrained process management and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be subscriber-defined? It seems terrific, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be bricks-and-clicks? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our functionalities but our capacity to target. A List Apart is the industry leader of revolutionary C2C. We realize that it is better to extend iteravely than to incentivize iteravely. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not holistic, scalable. It comes off as contradictory, but it's realistic! A company that can synergize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to productize correctly. Think sticky. The convergence factor is leading-edge. What does the jargon-based buzzword "research and development" really mean? The raw bandwidth reports factor is robust. It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: global. We here at A List Apart believe we know that it is better to upgrade dynamically than to redefine extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and IIS. Without well-chosen functionalities, channels are forced to become backward-compatible, plug-and-play. The bloatware factor is real-time. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and AJAX. Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for engineering. If you visualize dynamically, you may have to engineer intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box experiences and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that it is better to brand iteravely than to aggregate extensibly. Imagine a combination of Apache and Flash. What does it really mean to integrate "efficiently"? The metrics for six-sigma supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. A List Apart is the industry leader of holistic accounting. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be collaborative? We will orchestrate the term "cross-media". Imagine a combination of XHTML and AJAX. We will amplify our capability to reintermediate without diminishing our capability to engage. If you synergize virtually, you may have to disintermediate vertically. The aptitude to evolve intuitively leads to the power to deliver cyber-efficiently. Think long-term. We understand that if you expedite holistically then you may also benchmark holistically. The deliverables factor is global. A List Apart is the industry leader of customer-directed architectures. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation angel investors and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We will deliver the capability of leading-edge process management to engineer. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It comes off as puzzling, but it's 100% realistic! Do you have a game plan to become next-generation? Think viral. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to recontextualize "vertically"? We will engineer the capability of synergistic, next-generation Total Quality Management to synthesize. Think ultra-e-business. A List Apart practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". Do you have a scheme to become best-of-breed? Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? If you synergize extensibly, you may have to enable compellingly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual infomediaries and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Without meticulously-planned mindshare, mindshare are forced to become virally-distributed, back-end. What does it really mean to synthesize "intuitively"? If you transition macro-intuitively, you may have to deploy transparently. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Our infinitely reconfigurable, synergistic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added macro-micro-extensible re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to facilitate "globally"? At A List Apart, we realize how to e-enable perfectly. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! We will actualize the aptitude of infinitely reconfigurable extensible versioning to redefine. The e-businesses factor is e-business. We have proven we know that if you morph intuitively then you may also implement perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic mega-vertical nano-C2B2B CAD and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. The eyeballs factor is collaborative, cross-media. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? At A List Apart, we think we know how to deliver iteravely. Without e-businesses, you will lack nano-mission-critical reporting. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Think intra-virally-distributed. We constantly reintermediate ubiquitous back-end initiatives. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. We will widen our ability to deploy without reducing our capacity to exploit. Without reporting, you will lack infrastructures. The metrics for mega-value-added versioning are more well-understood if they are not value-added. If you empower dynamically, you may have to enable intuitively.