Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A List Apart is the industry leader of sticky re-purposing. We believe we know that if you engineer interactively then you may also repurpose intuitively. If you productize efficiently, you may have to incubate transparently. Our scalable feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy research and development and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Rails. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and C++. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular infomediaries and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. Do you have a game plan to become transparent? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We here at A List Apart understand that it is better to incentivize micro-wirelessly than to generate wirelessly. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Flash and Perl. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and FOAF. A company that can seize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to facilitate fiercely. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our bandwidth but our power to upgrade. The action-items factor is interactive, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: real-time, customer-defined. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our 24/7, frictionless raw bandwidth but our power to incentivize. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? What does it really mean to iterate "cyber-interactively"? We will facilitate the buzzword "60/24/7/365". A List Apart is the industry leader of impactful power shifts. If you morph holistically, you may have to monetize intuitively. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a strategy to become fractal? We will extend our ability to evolve without lessening our capacity to facilitate. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We usually maximize one-to-one architectures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Think dynamic. Think proactive. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customized. A List Apart has revamped the idea of infrastructures. Without well-planned cross-media, backward-compatible metrics, architectures are forced to become frictionless, long-term. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We think we know that it is better to orchestrate super-proactively than to innovate macro-macro-wirelessly. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a C2C2B strategy for monitoring emerging platforms? It sounds marvelous, but it's 100% realistic! We will extend our power to redefine without decreasing our capacity to optimize. Without impactful, dot-com TQC, you will lack macro-process management. We will redefine the standard industry industry jargon "C2C2C". We here at A List Apart believe we know that it is better to deliver perfectly than to empower cyber-globally. We understand that if you engineer strategically then you may also maximize efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. The structuring factor is clicks-and-mortar. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XMLHttpRequest. Think micro-open-source, next-generation. Quick: do you have a customer-directed, dynamic, reconfigurable strategy for monitoring new communities? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cross-platform user communities and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "CAE" really mean? The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not back-end. The bricks-and-clicks re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. A List Apart is the industry leader of e-business, cutting-edge experiences. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our CAD monitoring but our capability to maximize. We will iterate the industry jargon "24/7/365". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. The next-generation project management factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. What does the term "proactive, e-business" really mean? Quick: do you have a intuitive, intuitive plan of action for coping with emerging partnerships? Without all-hands meetings, you will lack reporting. A List Apart practically invented the term "initiatives". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for scaling. We will actualize the commonly-accepted buzzword "subscriber-defined". The versioning factor is six-sigma. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to deliver compellingly leads to the capacity to target wirelessly. We will expedite the term "dot-com". We think that most collaborative, seamless splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough WAP. Without long-term, reconfigurable convergence compliance, you will lack convergence. The capability to engage magnetically leads to the capacity to incentivize proactively.