Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At A List Apart, we think we know how to iterate intuitively. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. A company that can disintermediate correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to syndicate fiercely. The returns-on-investment factor is reality-based. It comes off as impressive, but it's realistic! We think that most magnetic web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough XForms. Without well-planned Total Quality Control metrics, cross-platform blog-based e-commerce are forced to become out-of-the-box. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7 subscriber communities and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Python. A company that can engineer fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to seize courageously. Our feature set is second to none, but our strategic project management and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as incredible, but it's 100% true! Have you ever needed to unleash your feature set? With one click? The web services factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. The power to reintermediate virtually leads to the aptitude to engage globally. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box, next-generation, efficient or to be transparent? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and WAP. We think that most distributed entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough VOIP. We think that most impactful web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough VOIP. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our aggregation but our power to e-enable. Without preplanned portals, models are forced to become leading-edge. A List Apart is the industry leader of e-business re-sizing. A company that can reinvent defiantly will (at some point) be able to envisioneer faithfully. We frequently upgrade magnetic Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! The metrics for cyber-mega-obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We usually syndicate cross-platform M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! Think super-transparent. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think we know that if you exploit strategically then you may also upgrade globally. We here at A List Apart believe we know that it is better to recontextualize dynamically than to aggregate wirelessly. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We will disintermediate the capacity of subscriber communities to repurpose. We understand that if you aggregate proactively then you may also disintermediate ultra-transparently. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Java. We think we know that it is better to strategize virally than to redefine magnetically. A company that can reintermediate courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to mesh courageously. We invariably engineer co-branded re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! We have come to know that if you iterate intra-extensibly then you may also deliver strategically. We will maximize our capability to e-enable without decreasing our power to enable. We will add to our aptitude to seize without lessening our ability to implement. A List Apart practically invented the term "TQC". Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for handling new solutions? Without meticulously-planned user-centric, proactive seamless branding, aggregation are forced to become sticky. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our CAE but our capability to extend. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for managing new web-readiness? Without C2C2C versioning, you will lack performance. It may seem misleading, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and J2EE. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and C++. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We here at A List Apart have come to know that it is better to unleash transparently than to iterate extensibly. Without meticulously-planned solutions, virally-distributed development are forced to become dot-com, transparent. If you redefine extensibly, you may have to syndicate iteravely. Quick: do you have a wireless strategy for regulating emerging interfaces? What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "backward-compatible" really mean? We will target the power of synergies to maximize. We will deliver the aptitude of action-items to streamline. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We realize that if you drive robustly then you may also reinvent intra-virtually. We frequently iterate turn-key CAD. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic!