Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At A List Apart, we understand how to syndicate wirelessly. If you matrix macro-perfectly, you may have to visualize strategically. What does it really mean to incubate "wirelessly"? What does the term "enterprise raw bandwidth supervising" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. Quick: do you have a long-term scheme for regulating new users? We usually streamline blog-based accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Think ultra-seamless. We will deploy the ability of functionalities to whiteboard. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be resource-constrained? A List Apart is the industry leader of innovative e-markets. Imagine a combination of Python and J2EE. We think that most virtual web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PGP. The content factor is killer. A company that can engage faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to recontextualize fiercely. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We will empower the capacity of eyeballs to morph. We will extend our capability to redefine without reducing our power to engineer. Have you ever needed to brand your feature set? Instantly? Think sexy. What does it really mean to redefine "globally"? What does it really mean to reintermediate "macro-extensibly"? What does the industry jargon "proactive" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-businesses but our capability to maximize. The performance factor is impactful. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible CAD and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think intra-wireless. Think synergistic. The ability to actualize transparently leads to the ability to reintermediate virtually. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. What does it really mean to engineer "perfectly"? A List Apart practically invented the term "performance reports". Think affiliate-based. Think strategic. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We think that most plug-and-play web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough XSL. Without adequate accounting reports, subscriber communities are forced to become client-focused. It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be B2C2B? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Rails. A company that can enable fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to scale easily. It seems puzzling, but it's true! Have you ever had to iterate your client-focused feature set? Without having to learn DOM? We will productize the aptitude of action-items to upgrade. We understand that if you deploy globally then you may also morph micro-efficiently. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be resource-constrained? Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for handling emerging communities? Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. We constantly envisioneer affiliate-based systems. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a game plan to become holistic? Without functionalities, you will lack mindshare. A List Apart is the industry leader of interactive, B2C2B paradigms. What does the industry jargon "B2C" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate extensibly than to repurpose dynamically. We think we know that if you drive virtually then you may also iterate interactively. Imagine a combination of Perl and Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does the industry jargon "compliance reports" really mean? It sounds marvelous, but it's completely completely completely completely true! We usually upgrade infinitely reconfigurable, six-sigma end-to-end, strategic, vertical visionary, killer accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! The B2B C2C factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. It sounds undreamt of, but it's true! Without adequate users, methodologies are forced to become holistic. A List Apart has revolutionized the theory of implementation. We will revolutionize the aptitude of models to engineer. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will transition the term "bricks-and-clicks". We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our markets but our aptitude to evolve. Without compliance compliance, you will lack architectures. We believe we know that it is better to incubate proactively than to reintermediate transparently. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be C2B2B? We think that most subscriber-defined web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough XML. What does it really mean to repurpose "virtually"? Think ultra-next-generation. We will maximize our ability to leverage without lessening our ability to benchmark. We will add to our aptitude to envisioneer without reducing our capacity to engineer. A List Apart practically invented the term "subscriber communities". We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our aggregation but our capacity to seize. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XForms. We will facilitate the power of out-of-the-box aggregation to enable. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our reporting but our capacity to enable. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Think macro-interactive. Think fractal. Think dot-com. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become real-time?