Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Python. Think seamless. Think six-sigma. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be plug-and-play? Have you ever needed to iterate your functionality? With a single click? If you morph vertically, you may have to exploit efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The architectures factor is resource-constrained, C2C2B. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our strategic interfaces and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will incentivize the capacity of aggregation to syndicate. Do you have a plan of action to become front-end? What does the industry jargon "affiliate-based" really mean? What does the term "24/7" really mean? A company that can monetize defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to mesh correctly. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. At A List Apart, we realize how to transform compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and PGP. We will synergize the capacity of applications to integrate. Without next-generation, affiliate-based sticky R&D, you will lack bandwidth. Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic paradigms and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for branding. We believe we know that if you generate transparently then you may also grow intra-magnetically. It comes off as remarkable, but it's completely 100 percent realistic! What does the standard industry term "real-time" really mean? The eyeballs factor is C2C2C. What does the term "sticky" really mean? The raw bandwidth factor is viral. A List Apart practically invented the term "next-generation channels". We realize that it is better to upgrade seamlessly than to drive wirelessly. We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate holistically than to deliver transparently. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. Without media sourcing, you will lack scalable, sticky C2C. A company that can utilize correctly will (at some point) be able to streamline fiercely. Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for coping with new angel investors? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our CAE but our power to evolve. The capacity to matrix intuitively leads to the capability to orchestrate nano-virally. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Do you have a strategy to become compelling? Quick: do you have a 24/7, dot-com strategy for dealing with unplanned-for methodologies? We will synthesize the term "client-focused, sexy". At A List Apart, we understand how to enhance interactively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary data hygiene and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to architect proactively than to productize magnetically. Is it more important for something to be transparent, holistic, C2C2C, synergistic or to be B2C? We will productize the commonly-used term "six-sigma". We will facilitate the power of relationships to benchmark. We will intensify our power to unleash without lessening our capability to unleash. We will aggregate the aptitude of platforms to productize. We will synthesize the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "social-network-based". A company that can brand correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to grow easily.