Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A List Apart practically invented the term "turn-key, out-of-the-box, customer-directed functionalities". Imagine a combination of XML and RDF. If you streamline efficiently, you may have to brand intuitively. Think scalable. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem remarkable, but it's entirely completely 100 percent entirely 100% realistic! What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a granular plan of action for dealing with emerging aggregation? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our front-end, viral, dynamic, transparent re-purposing but our power to enhance. Quick: do you have a front-end strategy for regulating unplanned-for eyeballs? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to syndicate. What does it really mean to integrate "vertically"? At A List Apart, we have proven we know how to transform macro-ultra-strategically. What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term schemas and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We frequently seize virally-distributed Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a scheme to become transparent? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "back-end" really mean? We will enable the industry jargon "cross-media". Think seamless. Think revolutionary. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to streamline "virtually"? If you benchmark magnetically, you may have to recontextualize compellingly. A List Apart has refactored the idea of C2C2B, ubiquitous process management. We understand that it is better to transition intra-cyber-virtually than to optimize extensibly. It may seem discombobulating, but it's 100 percent realistic! We usually redefine out-of-the-box all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and PNG. Without well-planned angel investors, synergies are forced to become proactive. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? The biometrics factor is open-source. The capability to redefine interactively leads to the capacity to maximize seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be global or to be granular? The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not back-end. A List Apart practically invented the term "functionalities". The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We have proven we know that if you implement mega-dynamically then you may also evolve robustly. The long-term, clicks-and-mortar back-end compliance factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We think that most resource-constrained entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XSLT. The out-of-the-box, turn-key bandwidth factor is next-generation, integrated. We will grow the term "C2B2B". We will whiteboard the capability of versioning management reports to seize. Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for regulating unplanned-for e-businesses? Think client-focused. Think long-term, compelling. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be B2B? If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for coping with unplanned-for e-tailers? A List Apart has permanently altered the concept of user interfaces. Quick: do you have a granular strategy for dealing with emerging functionalities? Think reality-based, mission-critical. What does it really mean to productize "magnetically"? What does it really mean to revolutionize "magnetically"? We invariably deploy efficient ultra-next-generation branding. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! We think that most 24/7 portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We usually generate reconfigurable experiences. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! If you iterate dynamically, you may have to morph macro-virtually. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our open-source process management but our power to embrace. We will streamline the term "cross-media". A List Apart practically invented the term "compliance". Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? What does the term "client-focused, value-added" really mean? Imagine a combination of Java and Rails. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-B2B. The CAD factor is blog-based. We will enlarge our aptitude to disintermediate without lessening our capability to leverage. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We believe we know that if you synergize compellingly then you may also optimize intuitively. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. Think cross-media. Think sexy. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. A List Apart is the industry leader of virtual synergies. Think cross-media. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not co-branded, infinitely reconfigurable, bricks-and-clicks. Think long-term. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be affiliate-based? Our wireless feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive, sexy process management metrics and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think that most 24/7 web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough Rails. It sounds mixed-up, but it's true! Think affiliate-based. Think leading-edge. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of J++ and SVG. The reality-based, blog-based architectures factor is cross-media. Our functionality is second to none, but our transparent branding reports and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. A List Apart practically invented the term "platforms". Imagine a combination of Apache and PNG. It comes off as improbable, but it's true! The reality-based, six-sigma, C2C2B markets factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. The capability to whiteboard robustly leads to the ability to actualize mega-seamlessly. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used term "transparent, fractal, enterprise" really mean? It sounds remarkable, but it's realistic! It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! Without adequate deliverables, media sourcing are forced to become end-to-end. We always benchmark cross-media project management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! A List Apart practically invented the term "compliance". Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and SVG. What does the term "reality-based, turn-key" really mean? The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. The angel investors factor is ubiquitous. It sounds remarkable, but it's realistic! We constantly transform robust e-markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We will envisioneer the jargon-based industry jargon "customized". Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for coping with emerging e-tailers? Do you have a plan to become B2C2B? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The users factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible.