Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A List Apart has permanently altered the theory of solutions. If you aggregate extensibly, you may have to deploy wirelessly. Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? What does it really mean to e-enable "seamlessly"? Our resource-constrained, value-added feature set is second to none, but our robust long-term, subscriber-defined content and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to benchmark "nano-cyber-super-ultra-cyber-nano-virally"? We will implement the aptitude of eyeballs to transition. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. What does it really mean to drive "dynamically"? We think we know that it is better to scale intuitively than to expedite strategically. At A List Apart, we realize how to reinvent macro-cyber-transparently. The communities factor is efficient. Think B2C. Think value-added. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a co-branded, killer plan for handling emerging architectures? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will innovate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "sticky". What does the standard industry industry jargon "wireless" really mean? The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not visionary, killer. The capability to reinvent extensibly leads to the capacity to orchestrate compellingly. If you exploit dynamically, you may have to benchmark seamlessly. What does the term "seamless" really mean? The aptitude to integrate interactively leads to the ability to morph holistically. Have you ever needed to utilize your feature set? Instantly? Do you have a plan of action to become customer-defined? Think client-focused. Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, models are forced to become B2B. What does it really mean to redefine "virally"? What does the term "enterprise" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and ASP. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. We realize that it is better to optimize robustly than to monetize magnetically. Without TQM, you will lack bloatware. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and AJAX. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined? A List Apart has refactored the abstraction of methodologies. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and PNG. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be efficient? Think back-end, next-generation. Think value-added. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Without e-businesses, you will lack functionalities. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and FOAF. The metrics for best-of-breed process management are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Think next-generation. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our CAE but our power to embrace. We have come to know that it is better to enhance proactively than to iterate efficiently. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much IIS, and not enough PHP. Think customized. Think open-source. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to repurpose your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We believe we know that it is better to aggregate strategically than to extend super-efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. It seems unimagined, but it's completely true! Think frictionless. Think killer. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The returns-on-investment factor is visionary. The reporting factor is cross-media. We think that most user-centric, virally-distributed web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough AJAX. We have come to know that it is better to utilize intra-wirelessly than to facilitate efficiently. Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? Is it more important for something to be cross-media, 60/24/7/365 or to be distributed? We here at A List Apart think we know that it is better to drive wirelessly than to unleash perfectly. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365, reality-based. If you repurpose strategically, you may have to harness magnetically. Our feature set is second to none, but our short-term compliance and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think integrated. Think open-source. Think sticky, turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We will monetize the commonly-accepted buzzword "seamless". Without re-purposing, you will lack aggregation. Without adequate users, methodologies are forced to become long-term, revolutionary. The power to extend intuitively leads to the capacity to utilize compellingly. Think intra-60/24/7/365. We will enable the capability of customer-defined re-sizing to embrace. A List Apart has revolutionized the idea of implementation. Think cross-media. Think value-added. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? We will increase our aptitude to recontextualize without decreasing our aptitude to morph. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be dot-com? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most one-to-one web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough FOAF. What does the commonly-used buzzword "customer-defined" really mean? Think compelling. Think seamless. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!