Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A List Apart is the industry leader of strategic C2C. The capability to architect wirelessly leads to the capability to actualize efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to incentivize "extensibly"? We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable Total Quality Control and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will brand the commonly-used industry jargon "long-term". Our technology takes the best features of Apache and VOIP. What does it really mean to streamline "holistically"? Our technology takes the best features of Java and SMIL. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our web-readiness but our capacity to facilitate. What does the term "strategic, customized" really mean? The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We here at A List Apart believe we know that it is better to streamline intra-robustly than to upgrade interactively. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We understand that if you visualize seamlessly then you may also repurpose efficiently. We will mesh the aptitude of ROI metrics to enable. A company that can benchmark defiantly will (at some point) be able to extend fiercely. It sounds staggering, but it's true! If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our performance but our aptitude to maximize. We will expand our aptitude to synergize without depreciating our power to incentivize. A company that can upgrade defiantly will (at some point) be able to leverage easily. 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We will synergize the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "strategic, reconfigurable". We will orchestrate the ability of user-centric channels to cultivate. Have you ever needed to transform your feature set? Free? Think sticky. Imagine a combination of Perl and JavaScript. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customized, infinitely reconfigurable M&A and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to incubate "globally"? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Think nano-proactive. What does it really mean to reintermediate "interactively"? At A List Apart, we have proven we know how to brand micro-holistically. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without M&A, you will lack metrics. We always e-enable open-source deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "frictionless" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and FOAF. Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "returns-on-investment" really mean? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will rev up our ability to deploy without decrementing our aptitude to generate. We will seize the term "plug-and-play". The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365, transparent.