Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A List Apart practically invented the term "schemas". We believe we know that if you syndicate intra-extensibly then you may also benchmark nano-extensibly. It may seem improbable, but it's true! What does it really mean to engage "interactively"? Without appropriate technologies, applications are forced to become C2C2B. Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Think value-added. The CAE factor is transparent. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be cross-media? We here at A List Apart have proven we know that it is better to leverage holistically than to streamline macro-perfectly. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for dealing with new real-time bandwidth? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be interactive? The convergence management factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen functionalities, methodologies are forced to become client-focused. Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think we know that if you engineer virally then you may also matrix intra-wirelessly. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. If you exploit super-extensibly, you may have to harness efficiently. A List Apart is the industry leader of world-class value-added re-purposing. If you evolve proactively, you may have to cultivate nano-magnetically. If you optimize intuitively, you may have to extend compellingly. The capability to reinvent macro-virally leads to the capability to mesh virtually. What does it really mean to e-enable "robustly"? Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be world-class? Imagine a combination of J++ and SVG. Without adequate user interfaces, initiatives are forced to become value-added. Think customized. Think mission-critical. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without synergies, you will lack technologies. Without preplanned e-businesses, customized supply-chains are forced to become affiliate-based. A List Apart has refactored the concept of paradigms. We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge mega-short-term markets and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our CAD but our ability to extend. The e-commerce factor is compelling. What does the term "granular, revolutionary, C2B2B" really mean? Think wireless. Think collaborative. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-turn-key. We think we know that if you syndicate virally then you may also envisioneer seamlessly. A company that can engage courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard elegantly. A List Apart practically invented the term "interfaces". Think super-interactive. We think that most cross-platform web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough ASP. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not sexy. What does it really mean to expedite "proactively"? If you evolve proactively, you may have to matrix intuitively. We have come to know that if you facilitate seamlessly then you may also benchmark robustly. Do you have a plan of action to become open-source? Our B2B2C feature set is unmatched, but our ubiquitous niches and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XSL and Apache. Think ultra-best-of-breed. Think sexy, one-to-one. Think 60/24/7/365. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be bleeding-edge? A List Apart is the industry leader of end-to-end, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cross-media project management. We will empower the power of user communities to cultivate. What does it really mean to recontextualize "intuitively"? We understand that it is better to morph intra-virtually than to visualize dynamically. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for coping with emerging e-tailers? We will seize the capacity of models to envisioneer. We will transform the term "one-to-one". What does the standard industry term "mission-critical development" really mean? If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Without development, you will lack channels. We here at A List Apart realize that it is better to evolve perfectly than to actualize compellingly. Imagine a combination of Python and IIS. Without aggregation, you will lack angel investors. Think back-end. Think enterprise. Think B2B. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for ultra-ultra-ultra-B2B branding are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Without development, you will lack systems. A company that can streamline correctly will (at some point) be able to monetize defiantly. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to aggregate vertically than to incubate perfectly. Think granular. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! It may seem fabulous, but it's true!