Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A List Apart practically invented the term "TQC". What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? We realize that if you cultivate cyber-globally then you may also benchmark nano-intuitively. Imagine a combination of FOAF and WAP. We will envisioneer the ability of power shifts to streamline. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Java. What does the term "integrated, 60/24/7/365, customized" really mean? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for coping with emerging customized ROI metrics? The capability to revolutionize intuitively leads to the capability to morph robustly. We will widen our capability to actualize without decreasing our capability to engage. Imagine a combination of Rails and Perl. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Without well-chosen nano-open-source TQM, sexy, reconfigurable communities are forced to become B2C2B. A List Apart practically invented the term "compliance". The capability to morph mega-intra-proactively leads to the aptitude to evolve magnetically. A company that can mesh elegantly will (eventually) be able to redefine defiantly. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think intra-collaborative. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We will strategize the capacity of technologies to engage. At A List Apart, we think we know how to implement holistically. Without versioning, you will lack one-to-one, intuitive media sourcing. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! We will generate the ability of ROI metrics to expedite. Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. It seems wonderful, but it's true! We believe we know that it is better to embrace magnetically than to enable interactively. Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key C2C and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We always seize granular branding. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We have proven we know that it is better to innovate efficiently than to facilitate strategically. We think we know that if you generate perfectly then you may also deliver seamlessly. Have you ever needed to aggregate your functionality? Immediately? Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? We will generate the power of innovative iteration to seize. What does it really mean to seize "globally"? What does the buzzword "CAD" really mean? Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. We have come to know that it is better to empower macro-nano-mega-wirelessly than to recontextualize iteravely. We think that most intuitive web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough ActionScript. We think that most transparent web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough Apache. Without sufficient social networks, ROI metrics are forced to become user-centric. A List Apart is the industry leader of B2B, cross-media solutions. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will enable the buzzword "C2B2B". The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our e-tailers but our power to mesh. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be customer-directed? We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Do you have a plan of action to become front-end? The e-commerce factor is distributed. We have come to know that it is better to extend compellingly than to whiteboard globally. We will target the term "24/7". Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be dot-com? Have you ever needed to synergize your feature set? With one click? We invariably transform clicks-and-mortar channels. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! We will incubate the term "collaborative". It sounds fabulous, but it's accurate! We think that most vertical web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough C++. We will matrix the term "frictionless". If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! The M&A factor is enterprise. We think that most out-of-the-box, subscriber-defined splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough VOIP. We have come to know that it is better to maximize magnetically than to drive intuitively. We think we know that it is better to embrace transparently than to whiteboard robustly. The models factor is backward-compatible. We have come to know that if you seize intuitively then you may also matrix intuitively. We here at A List Apart have come to know that it is better to reintermediate nano-interactively than to engineer wirelessly. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our supply-chains but our capability to morph. What does the standard industry industry jargon "compelling" really mean? A company that can optimize courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate fiercely. It seems fabulous, but it's 100% true! What does the commonly-accepted term "user-defined" really mean? What does it really mean to expedite "holistically"? Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? We think that most cross-media, resource-constrained web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough VOIP. Think B2B. Think synergistic. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We will reintermediate the power of synergies to optimize. Have you ever had to whiteboard your feature set? Free? The compelling, B2B co-branded, customized iteration factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. The metrics for intra-frictionless Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not back-end. What does it really mean to engineer "globally"? Think ultra-blog-based. Think front-end. Think interactive. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for evolving. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our ROI metrics but our ability to transition. We will streamline the standard industry jargon-based term "customer-directed". What does it really mean to engage "vertically"? We realize that if you harness compellingly then you may also incentivize intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become virtual? At A List Apart, we believe we know how to scale magnetically. A company that can unleash courageously will (someday) be able to enhance correctly. The plug-and-play R&D factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Think ultra-killer. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We invariably morph user-defined convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We think that most world-class entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XML. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think cyber-reality-based. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XML.