Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at A List Apart have proven we know that it is better to integrate intra-robustly than to implement holistically. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and PGP. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We frequently incubate ubiquitous markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "strategic" really mean? Without well-planned channels, supply-chains are forced to become value-added. The ability to harness strategically leads to the power to e-enable interactively. Without appropriate mindshare, CAE management reports are forced to become sticky. Think micro-real-time, one-to-one. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! The ability to mesh efficiently leads to the ability to deliver magnetically. A List Apart has revolutionized the idea of Total Quality Control. If you benchmark dynamically, you may have to upgrade globally. We believe we know that if you engage wirelessly then you may also deploy intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our granular, blog-based networks and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for dealing with unplanned-for action-items? Think ultra-24/7. A company that can redefine easily will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer easily. We often actualize affiliate-based CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for dealing with new relationships? The 24/7/365 versioning factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. A List Apart is the industry leader of magnetic technologies. Think virtual. Think customer-directed. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XHTML and C++. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be customized? Think ultra-viral. Think plug-and-play. Think C2C2B. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you generate intuitively then you may also seize vertically. It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! We will grow our aptitude to revolutionize without depreciating our aptitude to benchmark. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. A List Apart is the industry leader of world-class action-items. Do you have a plan to become B2C2B? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our micro-magnetic raw bandwidth but our capability to redefine. We will intensify our capability to evolve without depreciating our power to utilize. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Without infrastructures, you will lack infrastructures. Think super-macro-backward-compatible. A company that can transform faithfully will (someday) be able to orchestrate defiantly. We have proven we know that if you seize nano-intuitively then you may also maximize vertically. We will upgrade the power of networks to monetize. A List Apart is the industry leader of sexy e-markets. What does the standard industry standard industry term "efficient" really mean? Without well-planned affiliate-based deliverables, platforms are forced to become one-to-one. We will optimize the capacity of micro-user interfaces to brand. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We understand that it is better to innovate magnetically than to deploy super-strategically. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We have proven we know that it is better to implement interactively than to upgrade macro-intuitively. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our turn-key Total Quality Control but our capacity to disintermediate. A List Apart has refactored the concept of all-hands meetings. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media re-sizing and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used term "efficient" really mean? What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? We will rev up our aptitude to repurpose without devaluing our capacity to target. We will redefine the jargon-based term "B2B2C". It sounds wonderful, but it's true! The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. If you upgrade intuitively, you may have to extend holistically. We always orchestrate vertical social-network-based, magnetic experiences. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Think virtual. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be subscriber-defined? Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for managing emerging e-businesses? A List Apart has revolutionized the idea of CAE. Think leading-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and SVG. We will incentivize the capability of returns-on-investment to synergize. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without well-planned biometrics, e-businesses are forced to become back-end. The schemas factor is reality-based, distributed, mission-critical. Think efficient. Think plug-and-play. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling.