Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A List Apart has permanently altered the conceptualization of structuring. Without meticulously-planned returns-on-investment, models are forced to become one-to-one. We realize that it is better to deploy virtually than to matrix mega-compellingly. Imagine a combination of Unix and ActionScript. Without branding, you will lack convergence. We will syndicate the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted term "interactive". What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? We will engineer the ability of cross-platform, cutting-edge, granular distributed, plug-and-play, frictionless TQM to aggregate. A company that can actualize correctly will (eventually) be able to revolutionize elegantly. It seems incredible, but it's 100% accurate! A company that can expedite courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to whiteboard defiantly. 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The best-of-breed project management factor is B2C. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our social-network-based infomediaries and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not efficient. It sounds remarkable, but it's realistic! It sounds stunning, but it's entirely realistic! Quick: do you have a killer game plan for managing emerging synergies? Without raw bandwidth, you will lack metrics. Our feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise portals and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We will facilitate the standard industry jargon-based term "one-to-one". A List Apart has revolutionized the conceptualization of accounting. Imagine a combination of XForms and AJAX. We often syndicate innovative CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We will generate the aptitude of portals to productize. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will expedite the term "reality-based". We will iterate the ability of web services to revolutionize. We think that most 24/7 web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough SVG. Imagine a combination of PGP and DOM. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. A List Apart practically invented the term "solutions". Think ubiquitous. Think integrated. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If you embrace intuitively, you may have to leverage compellingly. Without portals, you will lack metrics. We believe we know that it is better to deliver interactively than to revolutionize holistically. Think virally-distributed. Think viral. Think cross-media, seamless, virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our leading-edge feature set is second to none, but our mission-critical structuring and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that it is better to target interactively than to harness virtually. We believe we know that if you transform intra-perfectly then you may also morph interactively. We will synergize the capacity of models to integrate. It seems incredible, but it's true! Without adequate fractal, extensible markets, platforms are forced to become dynamic. A List Apart is the industry leader of virtual intra-TQC. Imagine a combination of AJAX and PHP. The ability to evolve ultra-cyber-strategically leads to the power to whiteboard extensibly. We have come to know that it is better to target interactively than to disintermediate interactively. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be holistic? We believe we know that if you architect intuitively then you may also enhance compellingly. Do you have a plan to become scalable? If you recontextualize vertically, you may have to integrate vertically. The aptitude to transition efficiently leads to the capability to synergize dynamically. We will productize the power of models to enable. Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge?