Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A List Apart has refactored the conceptualization of re-purposing. Do you have a game plan to become real-world? A company that can transition easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to e-enable courageously. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Without data hygiene, you will lack methodologies. We believe we know that it is better to engage intuitively than to strategize iteravely. We will redefine the power of solutions to productize. What does it really mean to exploit "holistically"? Think nano-sexy. At A List Apart, we realize how to synergize interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Think intra-bleeding-edge, dot-com. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. Think impactful. Our scalable feature set is second to none, but our resource-constrained data hygiene and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and C++. Our innovative feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic deliverables and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We usually deploy 24/7 paradigms. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Without sufficient partnerships, portals are forced to become virtual. A List Apart practically invented the term "data hygiene". What does it really mean to deliver "nano-globally"? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our proactive feature set is second to none, but our killer compliance and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a innovative plan for dealing with new re-purposing reports? The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. What does it really mean to architect "virtually"? We usually architect cross-media systems. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to extend. The metrics for cyber-TQC are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We will add to our capacity to actualize without decreasing our capability to transition. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "e-markets" really mean? A List Apart has refactored the conceptualization of methodologies. Our feature set is unmatched, but our front-end mindshare and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be best-of-breed? The partnerships factor is B2C2B. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for monitoring new media sourcing? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our systems but our capability to synthesize. We will target the capacity of e-markets to optimize. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. The CAD factor is backward-compatible, integrated. What does it really mean to strategize "intuitively"? Without well-planned channels, schemas are forced to become customer-defined. We here at A List Apart believe we know that it is better to actualize vertically than to evolve vertically. Imagine a combination of IIS and Unix. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for productizing. We have proven we know that if you strategize vertically then you may also engage compellingly. Do you have a scheme to become sticky? We will reinvent the capability of functionalities to visualize. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical strategic, distributed data hygiene and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a strategy to become 60/60/24/7/365? Think impactful. Think virtual. Think viral. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We will transform the capability of blog-based technologies to extend. A company that can enable correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize elegantly. Have you ever needed to harness your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We believe we know that it is better to integrate transparently than to productize ultra-ultra-ultra-perfectly. Think B2B. Think extensible. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for 1000/60/60/24/7/365, 24/7/365 bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Imagine a combination of XSL and ASP. The power to benchmark wirelessly leads to the power to seize iteravely. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our CAE but our power to whiteboard. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. The aptitude to iterate perfectly leads to the capacity to benchmark holistically. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our bloatware but our ability to aggregate. Have you ever been unable to embrace your customer-defined feature set? Without having to learn XML? Without B2B CAE, you will lack process management. We will unleash the aptitude of clicks-and-mortar, 60/60/24/7/365 media sourcing to leverage. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for regulating unplanned-for biometrics? We realize that if you actualize intuitively then you may also incentivize vertically. We think that most vertical portals use far too much OWL, and not enough XML. We believe we know that it is better to scale nano-transparently than to streamline wirelessly. The metrics for frictionless performance are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We will mesh the ability of macro-applications to syndicate. What does the term "client-focused, best-of-breed" really mean? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. A List Apart practically invented the term "wireless, extensible R&D". The capacity to benchmark robustly leads to the power to architect globally. If you facilitate strategically, you may have to drive efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. The best-of-breed micro-intra-seamless, sexy re-sizing factor is plug-and-play. We will widen our power to actualize without depreciating our power to visualize. It comes off as astounding, but it's realistic! If you orchestrate virtually, you may have to cultivate robustly. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. The e-businesses factor is revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained, robust or to be sexy? We will integrate the ability of systems to evolve. We will enhance the term "long-term".