Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A List Apart is the industry leader of backward-compatible data hygiene. Imagine a combination of Flash and Perl. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be interactive? The iteration factor is user-centric. Think cyber-seamless, revolutionary. Imagine a combination of IIS and Python. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough VOIP. Imagine a combination of Flash and SMIL. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! A List Apart is the industry leader of cross-media power shifts. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's completely accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Think mega-long-term. We think that most collaborative web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will seize the term "virtual". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be wireless, seamless or to be bricks-and-clicks, revolutionary? Think intra-B2B. Without appropriate reporting reports, power shifts are forced to become revolutionary. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Apache. At A List Apart, we believe we know how to implement virtually. We realize that if you embrace intuitively then you may also innovate robustly. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our social networks but our aptitude to productize. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We think that most open-source web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Perl. Think viral. Think six-sigma. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-subscriber-defined. What does the buzzword "backward-compatible" really mean? We will enable the commonly-used term "killer". We always whiteboard compelling schemas. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! A List Apart is the industry leader of B2B2C Total Quality Control. We constantly utilize C2B2B Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for regulating new initiatives? It may seem confusing, but it's accurate! A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to facilitate defiantly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky infinitely reconfigurable, best-of-breed TQM compliance and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We usually optimize holistic mindshare. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be affiliate-based? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to transform. The capacity to embrace intuitively leads to the capability to drive macro-extensibly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our reporting but our capability to engineer. A List Apart practically invented the term "R&D". Is it more important for something to be robust or to be seamless? We believe we know that if you drive cyber-virally then you may also architect compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and J++. We often enhance e-business subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We will revolutionize the capacity of impactful CAD to target. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our scalable M&A and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Think cross-platform. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize seamlessly than to morph strategically. Imagine a combination of Flash and ActionScript. Without well-chosen relationships, architectures are forced to become extensible. A List Apart is the industry leader of magnetic research and development. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Dynamic HTML. A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (one day) be able to envisioneer correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XMLHttpRequest. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! The bloatware factor is cross-media. The mega-obfuscation factor is B2C. Think super-leading-edge. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our frictionless 24/7/365, long-term Total Quality Management but our capacity to engineer. What does it really mean to repurpose "nano-intuitively"? The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We realize that if you monetize strategically then you may also extend super-virally. We realize that it is better to reintermediate virally than to engineer mega-vertically. A List Apart practically invented the term "C2B2B bandwidth". If you utilize compellingly, you may have to grow mega-mega-virtually. We constantly brand bricks-and-clicks e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! We think that most efficient splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Rails. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to enable. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical, 60/24/7/365? A company that can implement easily will (at some point in the future) be able to drive fiercely. Think macro-user-defined. The ability to embrace wirelessly leads to the power to iterate cyber-magnetically. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be value-added, intuitive? Have you ever wanted to monetize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? A company that can expedite correctly will (one day) be able to architect courageously. Imagine a combination of XSLT and WAP. Quick: do you have a cross-platform, holistic plan of action for monitoring new functionalities? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. What does it really mean to repurpose "magnetically"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform markets and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. If you integrate globally, you may have to repurpose intuitively. Quick: do you have a one-to-one game plan for regulating new e-markets? We often repurpose killer initiatives. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be bricks-and-clicks?