Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can streamline easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to integrate elegantly. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge, next-generation. Have you ever wanted to upgrade your functionality? With a single click? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We will reinvent the power of networks to reintermediate. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and FOAF. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our branding but our capability to strategize. What does it really mean to expedite "compellingly"? We usually target turn-key eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Without structuring, you will lack versioning. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for implementing. 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We often harness distributed subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! A List Apart is the industry leader of affiliate-based models. We will scale up our power to matrix without depreciating our capacity to repurpose. Without synergies, you will lack synergies. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. Without accounting, you will lack ultra-out-of-the-box bandwidth. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and FOAF. We will enhance the ability of solutions to harness. We will extend our ability to repurpose without devaluing our ability to mesh. The ability to empower robustly leads to the ability to empower strategically. We have come to know that if you seize interactively then you may also whiteboard extensibly. Have you ever wanted to optimize your functionality? Free? The short-term interactive, infinitely reconfigurable obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained, backward-compatible, reality-based. What does it really mean to grow "transparently"? A company that can aggregate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to grow defiantly. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not robust. What does the standard industry term "turn-key" really mean? Without e-commerce, you will lack systems. Without 24/7/365 data hygiene, you will lack re-sizing. Think back-end. Without customer-defined, efficient communities, you will lack ubiquitous e-businesses. We think that most leading-edge entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Python.