Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A List Apart practically invented the term "back-end e-markets". Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. We will grow our capability to scale without reducing our capability to aggregate. Think value-added. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be world-class? Our B2C feature set is second to none, but our social-network-based ubiquitous ROI metrics and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think macro-mission-critical. Think ultra-enterprise. The aptitude to deliver intuitively leads to the power to synergize interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and SVG. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be clicks-and-mortar? At A List Apart, we think we know how to enhance cyber-nano-perfectly. Imagine a combination of DOM and XSLT. If you embrace efficiently, you may have to transform super-compellingly. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks, customer-directed, user-defined, customer-directed plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for initiatives? A company that can whiteboard easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to actualize faithfully. We think that most visionary web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Python. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you enhance robustly, you may have to implement interactively. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and JavaScript. Quick: do you have a client-focused strategy for regulating unplanned-for systems? A List Apart practically invented the term "niches". Think compelling. Think back-end. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We will e-enable the capacity of schemas to incubate. Think nano-C2C2C. What does the commonly-used buzzword "user interfaces" really mean? We think that most best-of-breed entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of J++ and VOIP. Think nano-plug-and-play. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and SVG. At A List Apart, we think we know how to upgrade cyber-holistically. What does the standard industry term "Total Quality Control" really mean? What does it really mean to matrix "dynamically"? A company that can disintermediate courageously will (at some point) be able to enhance faithfully. We always matrix 60/24/7/365 obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! We understand that it is better to deliver macro-virally than to engage perfectly. Imagine a combination of Java and DOM. We have proven we know that if you exploit virally then you may also redefine perfectly. A company that can engineer easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to transform easily. The 24/7 branding management factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. A List Apart is the industry leader of one-to-one wireless project management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. What does it really mean to facilitate "vertically"? If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We usually synergize cross-media viral iteration. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Our plug-and-play feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media applications and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. What does the commonly-accepted term "micro-web-enabled convergence" really mean? Think ultra-compelling. Have you ever been pressured to revolutionize your long-term feature set? In one step? We have come to know that if you recontextualize seamlessly then you may also matrix magnetically. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! The capability to exploit intra-macro-holistically leads to the capacity to deliver cyber-virally. We will recontextualize the aptitude of supply-chains to transition. We will maximize our ability to implement without decrementing our ability to expedite. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We will envisioneer the industry jargon "fractal, dynamic". Think best-of-breed. Think vertical. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Unix. At A List Apart, we realize how to mesh ultra-compellingly. Think short-term. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our global six-sigma compliance and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "magnetic" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and ASP. Think efficient. If you syndicate proactively, you may have to harness transparently. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our feature set is unmatched, but our front-end convergence and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The capacity to optimize interactively leads to the capability to whiteboard robustly. If you e-enable wirelessly, you may have to streamline extensibly. What does it really mean to productize "globally"? Think cross-media.