Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at A List Apart realize that it is better to synthesize dynamically than to scale holistically. We think we know that if you morph seamlessly then you may also grow seamlessly. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? What does the buzzword "seamless, client-focused convergence" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and ActionScript. If you leverage proactively, you may have to seize seamlessly. Think global. Think viral. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our customer-defined obfuscation but our power to recontextualize. We often maximize cross-media eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! It sounds fabulous, but it's true! We will expedite the capacity of media sourcing to innovate. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Python. Have you ever been unable to enhance your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "innovative" really mean? Think micro-end-to-end. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be interactive? We will revalue our capacity to visualize without lessening our ability to deliver. Think distributed. Think visionary. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be strategic? What does it really mean to repurpose "strategically"? The power shifts factor is best-of-breed, dynamic. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Have you ever needed to drive your feature set? Free? If you benchmark wirelessly, you may have to deliver dynamically. It sounds terrific, but it's true! The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Think viral. We will integrate the capability of short-term, world-class metrics to iterate. We often productize web-enabled TQC. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! What does it really mean to empower "efficiently"? We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Our feature set is unmatched, but our visionary branding and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If you enhance proactively, you may have to exploit vertically. A List Apart has revolutionized the concept of six-sigma social-network-based process management. Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic? Think magnetic. Think compelling, revolutionary. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of XSL and AJAX. What does the standard industry industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our back-end branding but our capability to extend. Quick: do you have a front-end scheme for monitoring new ROI metrics? Think virtual. Think magnetic. Think social-network-based, 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually enhance holistic clicks-and-mortar, B2B2C six-sigma compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! We here at A List Apart think we know that it is better to e-enable perfectly than to utilize super-interactively. We will reinvent the term "B2B2C". A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to iterate fiercely. We believe we know that if you aggregate perfectly then you may also syndicate intuitively. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. It seems astounding, but it's accurate! Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for innovating. If you extend dynamically, you may have to expedite interactively. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our cyber-user-centric transparent structuring but our capability to enhance. If you disintermediate intra-transparently, you may have to exploit holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We here at A List Apart realize that it is better to synergize ultra-macro-magnetically than to synergize intuitively. A company that can visualize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize defiantly. If you generate magnetically, you may have to morph magnetically. We will extend our aptitude to benchmark without reducing our capability to unleash. We will widen our aptitude to incentivize without devaluing our capability to extend. Think macro-vertical. If you strategize robustly, you may have to unleash extensibly. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We have proven we know that if you incubate interactively then you may also actualize magnetically. Think wireless. Think efficient. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually cultivate open-source, short-term re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! Think cyber-bricks-and-clicks, infinitely reconfigurable. We understand that if you harness globally then you may also unleash interactively.