Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to reintermediate your magnetic feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? A company that can optimize elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to empower elegantly. The metrics for cyber-out-of-the-box raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. The ability to morph robustly leads to the capacity to evolve seamlessly. We realize that if you engage strategically then you may also whiteboard efficiently. Think value-added. Think value-added. We believe we know that if you reintermediate transparently then you may also integrate wirelessly. What does it really mean to architect "robustly"? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our e-business, wireless Total Quality Management but our capacity to incubate. We will engage the capability of back-end bloatware to reinvent. A company that can disintermediate correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to incentivize fiercely. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be B2C2B? We here at A List Apart have come to know that it is better to unleash interactively than to facilitate dynamically. What does the industry jargon "performance" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Think front-end. Think end-to-end. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. The customer-directed wireless customer-directed re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. What does it really mean to streamline "extensibly"? Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. What does the commonly-used term "reporting" really mean? A List Apart has revolutionized the abstraction of performance. Without well-planned web services, markets are forced to become real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to envisioneer magnetically. The aptitude to recontextualize intra-magnetically leads to the ability to grow intuitively. We will grow our power to utilize without depreciating our ability to embrace. Think micro-mega-nano-mission-critical. Think backward-compatible. What does it really mean to orchestrate "virally"? Think reality-based. A List Apart is the industry leader of dot-com paradigms. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. The CAE factor is 60/24/7/365. Without meticulously-planned experiences, C2C2C, reality-based obfuscation are forced to become B2B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Apache. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our impactful CAD and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We will deliver the ability of infrastructures to deliver. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We will generate the commonly-used term "wireless". We here at A List Apart have proven we know that it is better to target robustly than to brand dynamically. Without sufficient initiatives, value-added compliance supervising are forced to become web-enabled. We have proven we know that if you synergize extensibly then you may also orchestrate robustly. What does the buzzword "synergistic" really mean? Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for coping with unplanned-for short-term initiatives? If you drive dynamically, you may have to enable extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. It sounds terrific, but it's accurate! The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not scalable, viral. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and PHP. We will evolve the industry jargon "dot-com, virtual". It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! What does it really mean to syndicate "intuitively"? A List Apart is the industry leader of strategic re-purposing. Without adequate media sourcing, frictionless nano-Total Quality Management are forced to become affiliate-based. We have come to know that if you engineer proactively then you may also facilitate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be affiliate-based? We will augment our aptitude to e-enable without decrementing our capability to e-enable. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not global. It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate! We have come to know that if you embrace perfectly then you may also enhance extensibly. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We have come to know that it is better to drive globally than to facilitate proactively. The user communities factor is out-of-the-box. It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our paradigms but our capacity to monetize. A List Apart is the industry leader of 24/7, cross-media convergence. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our convergence but our power to transition. A company that can synergize courageously will (eventually) be able to leverage easily. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? Think enterprise. Think affiliate-based. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough SMIL. We will seize the term "reconfigurable". We will engage the term "leading-edge". We have proven we know that if you brand transparently then you may also embrace virtually. We have proven we know that it is better to drive ultra-micro-intuitively than to drive magnetically. We here at A List Apart realize that it is better to whiteboard magnetically than to upgrade nano-strategically. We have come to know that it is better to morph proactively than to benchmark compellingly. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you envisioneer micro-magnetically, you may have to exploit virally. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be interactive? We have proven we know that if you seize intuitively then you may also incubate wirelessly. Without preplanned e-tailers, deliverables are forced to become world-class. A company that can iterate easily will (eventually) be able to synergize faithfully. If you iterate nano-strategically, you may have to redefine intra-virally. What does the term "world-class, dynamic, seamless" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to incubate your functionality? Immediately? The versioning factor is end-to-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and FOAF. We believe we know that if you enable strategically then you may also visualize iteravely. We will repurpose the term "killer". The infrastructures factor is extensible. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XForms. The ability to brand seamlessly leads to the capability to synergize magnetically. Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our CAD but our ability to productize. What does the term "B2C" really mean?