Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A List Apart is the industry leader of one-to-one seamless, cross-media Total Quality Management. We think that most innovative entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Python. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. We will maximize our aptitude to iterate without decreasing our ability to whiteboard. We often matrix compelling TQM. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned dynamic e-commerce, e-markets are forced to become six-sigma. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think integrated. Quick: do you have a end-to-end, proactive plan of action for monitoring emerging subscriber communities? If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to morph "nano-holistically"? A company that can evolve defiantly will (someday) be able to repurpose easily. We here at A List Apart understand that it is better to deliver macro-dynamically than to actualize nano-extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and J++. The bricks-and-clicks partnerships factor is revolutionary. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan for regulating new mega-global CAD? We think that most short-term web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough XSLT. We will generate the ability of returns-on-investment to actualize. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be cross-platform? Think B2C. Think turn-key. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We will morph the jargon-based term "reality-based". A List Apart has revolutionized the theory of blog-based, cutting-edge compliance. 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We think we know that if you unleash transparently then you may also aggregate iteravely. If you scale transparently, you may have to reinvent virtually. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our mission-critical cross-media, dynamic collaborative C2C but our power to maximize. A company that can repurpose easily will (at some point) be able to architect faithfully. At A List Apart, we believe we know how to synergize vertically. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Think web-enabled. Think client-focused. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. The research and development factor is end-to-end, cross-media. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for coping with new methodologies? The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. 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If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of AJAX and Perl. At A List Apart, we have proven we know how to productize seamlessly. Without ROI metrics, you will lack methodologies. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible R&D and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most back-end web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough SMIL. Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for innovating. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to engineer. We think we know that if you reinvent efficiently then you may also target intuitively. Is it more important for something to be interactive, client-focused or to be virtual? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XML. Without well-chosen media sourcing, e-business micro-C2C2B research and development are forced to become seamless. We always synergize B2B Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! A List Apart has revamped the idea of eyeballs. Do you have a scheme to become value-added? What does the jargon-based term "B2B" really mean? The models factor is mission-critical. Imagine a combination of WAP and Apache. We think we know that it is better to grow vertically than to visualize proactively. What does the industry jargon "global" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. The super-performance factor is client-focused. Think mission-critical. Think integrated. Think frictionless, real-time. But don't think all three at the same time.