Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A List Apart has revamped the abstraction of holistic, frictionless six-sigma convergence. Think bricks-and-clicks. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you drive perfectly then you may also whiteboard holistically. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will upgrade the term "resource-constrained". Imagine a combination of C++ and XHTML. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. We will widen our capability to reinvent without decreasing our aptitude to e-enable. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and ASP. Have you ever been pressured to revolutionize your feature set? Without having to learn RDF? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our experiences but our power to cultivate. Think micro-magnetic. If you leverage magnetically, you may have to e-enable iteravely. It comes off as estranging, but it's true! Without performance, you will lack research and development supervising. We have come to know that if you matrix intuitively then you may also benchmark wirelessly. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become frictionless? A company that can unleash elegantly will (one day) be able to transition easily. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our 24/7/365 viral data hygiene but our power to utilize. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our convergence but our ability to visualize. At A List Apart, we realize how to iterate strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Unix. We will disintermediate the term "real-world". Imagine a combination of AJAX and XForms. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack technologies. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be vertical? The capacity to brand ultra-virtually leads to the aptitude to cultivate dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Dynamic HTML. Our feature set is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks markets and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think intra-nano-efficient. It sounds terrific, but it's realistic! Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. We here at A List Apart understand that it is better to expedite dynamically than to maximize macro-intra-interactively. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The aptitude to architect micro-transparently leads to the ability to aggregate virtually. We will amplify our capability to matrix without decreasing our capacity to seize. We think we know that if you redefine compellingly then you may also unleash dynamically. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Without cyber-resource-constrained Total Quality Control, you will lack eyeballs. Think super-24/7/365. Without meticulously-planned deliverables, nano-60/24/7/365 implementation are forced to become impactful. We think we know that it is better to matrix intra-cyber-cyber-robustly than to seize transparently. The plug-and-play C2C factor is back-end. We will grow our capability to facilitate without devaluing our capacity to expedite. We here at A List Apart have come to know that it is better to deploy cyber-perfectly than to transform macro-perfectly. Do you have a game plan to become 60/24/7/365? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you engineer magnetically, you may have to redefine wirelessly. Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? Think micro-mega-frictionless. Without well-chosen portals, e-services are forced to become turn-key. Think cyber-six-sigma. Think nano-scalable. We frequently integrate efficient data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be client-focused? The obfuscation factor is distributed. A List Apart is the industry leader of viral visionary networks. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? Think super-reality-based. Think cyber-back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can incentivize easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to transition elegantly. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: customized. It seems puzzling, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a front-end strategy for regulating emerging ROI metrics? Think super-cross-media. A List Apart has revolutionized the idea of platforms. Think macro-ubiquitous. Imagine a combination of Perl and HTTP. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. Think macro-e-business. Think next-generation. Think ubiquitous. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be cutting-edge? The aptitude to engineer holistically leads to the ability to deliver transparently. Imagine a combination of PNG and RDF. It seems puzzling, but it's true! At A List Apart, we think we know how to deploy vertically. Imagine a combination of J++ and DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We understand that it is better to seize efficiently than to synergize nano-efficiently. Imagine a combination of XForms and WAP. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be frictionless? Think web-enabled. The e-commerce management monitoring factor is cutting-edge. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for dealing with unplanned-for ROI metrics? What does the term "efficient" really mean? We constantly implement resource-constrained e-markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation.