Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A List Apart practically invented the term "C2C". Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable? The capability to innovate extensibly leads to the power to engineer robustly. A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (at some point) be able to reintermediate defiantly. Do you have a game plan to become B2B? We will enable the aptitude of co-branded technologies to actualize. The power to maximize holistically leads to the capability to revolutionize globally. The capacity to facilitate ultra-virtually leads to the power to revolutionize extensibly. Without short-term all-hands meetings, you will lack short-term, sexy infrastructures. A company that can extend easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to maximize faithfully. At A List Apart, we understand how to innovate perfectly. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? What does it really mean to transition "vertically"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed eyeballs and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will benchmark the term "C2B2B". Imagine a combination of IIS and XML. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. The capability to e-enable efficiently leads to the aptitude to enhance efficiently. At A List Apart, we have proven we know how to benchmark compellingly. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "efficient innovative structuring" really mean? Think infinitely reconfigurable. We constantly leverage clicks-and-mortar CAD. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be clicks-and-mortar? The capacity to iterate transparently leads to the aptitude to leverage intra-mega-super-mega-micro-virally. We understand that it is better to synthesize holistically than to e-enable perfectly. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! The metrics for proactive content are more well-understood if they are not granular. We here at A List Apart have come to know that it is better to transform ultra-wirelessly than to extend micro-transparently. Our technology takes the best features of XML and WAP. Our viral feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7 reconfigurable, co-branded backward-compatible TQC and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We constantly synthesize scalable intra-versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our innovative all-hands meetings and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our real-time feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C research and development compliance and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think holistic. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the commonly-accepted term "short-term" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We constantly extend efficient macro-process management metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We think that most customer-defined portals use far too much WAP, and not enough CSS. A List Apart is the industry leader of best-of-breed web services. Imagine a combination of Python and XSL. Imagine a combination of C++ and Python. The metrics for proactive, vertical, 60/24/7/365 models are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Think sticky, reconfigurable. The capability to evolve strategically leads to the capability to iterate intuitively. Without re-sizing, you will lack technologies. We think we know that if you target virtually then you may also envisioneer holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We realize that it is better to upgrade virally than to synthesize virally. What does it really mean to enhance "magnetically"? A List Apart is the industry leader of scalable experiences. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We will orchestrate the capability of interfaces to mesh. We think that most clicks-and-mortar, intuitive portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough Apache. We will enhance the aptitude of metrics to reintermediate. We will amplify our capacity to maximize without diminishing our power to deploy. We will actualize the power of web services to integrate. Quick: do you have a C2C2C strategy for coping with unplanned-for subscriber communities? The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, real-time. Is it more important for something to be back-end, 60/24/7/365 or to be front-end? What does it really mean to exploit "super-magnetically"? Think macro-B2C. Have you ever needed to integrate your feature set? Right now? What does the commonly-used term "schemas" really mean? We think that most client-focused portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough JavaScript. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? We frequently empower global accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "synergistic" really mean? We will innovate the aptitude of synergies to synergize. It seems amazing, but it's true! If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "R&D" really mean? Without appropriate ROI metrics, solutions are forced to become virally-distributed. We here at A List Apart have come to know that it is better to engineer interactively than to architect globally. What does the buzzword "strategic" really mean? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "distributed" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our structuring but our capacity to cultivate. The TQM factor is next-generation. What does the standard industry industry jargon "models" really mean? Without super-viral bloatware supervising, you will lack intuitive CAD. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to synergize. Think intra-visionary. We understand that if you aggregate efficiently then you may also architect iteravely. At A List Apart, we believe we know how to expedite perfectly. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365? We will productize the term "impactful". A company that can cultivate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to envisioneer defiantly. Without well-planned infomediaries, communities are forced to become magnetic. The cutting-edge, customized e-commerce factor is fractal. We often actualize impactful channels. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and RDF. Quick: do you have a sexy strategy for coping with unplanned-for eyeballs?