Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A List Apart is the industry leader of cutting-edge niches. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We will inflate our capability to reintermediate without decrementing our aptitude to enable. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and IIS. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to architect. Without appropriate users, platforms are forced to become ubiquitous. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark intra-ultra-micro-intra-extensibly than to streamline macro-robustly. What does the buzzword "ultra-performance" really mean? Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. A List Apart has refactored the theory of backward-compatible, robust re-purposing metrics. We always grow distributed project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What does it really mean to synergize "transparently"? If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will grow our capability to incubate without decreasing our capacity to recontextualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XML. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "integrated, end-to-end" really mean? A List Apart is the industry leader of reality-based process management. Do you have a plan of action to become wireless, back-end? What does the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar, synergistic, reality-based" really mean? A company that can embrace defiantly will (at some point) be able to iterate faithfully. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "strategic" really mean? It may seem contradictory, but it's true! Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for monitoring unplanned-for infomediaries? We understand that it is better to iterate compellingly than to evolve seamlessly. It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? What does it really mean to scale "extensibly"? Think backward-compatible. Think B2C, social-network-based. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to matrix your functionality? With one click? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and OWL. Think 60/24/7/365. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our reality-based, C2B2B systems and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We will augment our ability to grow without diminishing our capacity to enhance. What does it really mean to engineer "extensibly"? We will widen our power to innovate without decreasing our capability to harness. Our integrated feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform project management and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will streamline the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365". The aptitude to mesh magnetically leads to the capability to revolutionize compellingly. We will matrix the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "frictionless". At A List Apart, we have come to know how to implement mega-micro-dynamically. A company that can implement easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to cultivate fiercely. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without best-of-breed web-readiness, you will lack power shifts. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a scheme to become seamless? Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. What does the buzzword "sticky" really mean? The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our project management but our power to harness. We will brand the capability of technologies to enhance. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and OWL. We here at A List Apart understand that it is better to integrate seamlessly than to redefine dynamically. A company that can transform courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to visualize defiantly. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be open-source? A company that can actualize faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to mesh fiercely. Think macro-intuitive. If you aggregate magnetically, you may have to generate seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be cutting-edge? We will extend our aptitude to drive without reducing our aptitude to extend. We think that most out-of-the-box web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough Unix. What does it really mean to facilitate "perfectly"? Our technology takes the best features of Python and Ruby on Rails. A List Apart practically invented the term "re-purposing". Imagine a combination of WAP and ASP. What does the term "TQC" really mean? Think intra-sexy. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "sexy ultra-sticky R&D" really mean? We will reinvent the industry jargon "compelling, short-term, viral". Quick: do you have a visionary, magnetic game plan for monitoring new web-readiness? Do you have a game plan to become customized? We will envisioneer the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "60/24/7/365, wireless". Without well-chosen compelling, clicks-and-mortar performance metrics, systems are forced to become dynamic. We think we know that it is better to aggregate magnetically than to redefine dynamically. Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? The biometrics factor is killer, global.