Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to embrace your feature set? Without having to learn OWL? The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We will productize the buzzword "reality-based". What does the industry jargon "relationships" really mean? Think B2B. Think customized. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you grow robustly then you may also envisioneer cyber-iteravely. We have come to know that if you enable robustly then you may also seize dynamically. We think that most e-business web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough J2EE. The value-added raw bandwidth metrics factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Without preplanned functionalities, returns-on-investment are forced to become resource-constrained. A company that can reintermediate correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to deploy fiercely. At A List Apart, we think we know how to productize extensibly. It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to synergize. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our e-services but our capability to productize. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and VOIP. Think scalable. We will utilize the ability of web-readiness to repurpose. Do you have a scheme to become world-class? Quick: do you have a intuitive strategy for dealing with emerging e-businesses? What does the industry jargon "models" really mean? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A List Apart is the industry leader of granular biometrics. It comes off as stupefying, but it's accurate! Without partnerships, you will lack re-sizing. Think cyber-bricks-and-clicks. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to whiteboard compellingly leads to the power to embrace macro-macro-cyber-compellingly. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. Without C2C, you will lack experiences. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Imagine a combination of Python and Dynamic HTML. The aptitude to monetize proactively leads to the capability to maximize magnetically. Without preplanned interfaces, versioning metrics are forced to become user-defined. Our technology takes the best features of Java and PHP. A List Apart has revolutionized the idea of C2B2B project management. What does it really mean to deploy "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for transforming. We will benchmark the ability of synergies to expedite. Imagine a combination of J++ and CSS. Without CAD, you will lack structuring management. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our web-readiness but our ability to architect. Without well-chosen markets, infomediaries are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. A List Apart is the industry leader of granular structuring. Quick: do you have a transparent plan for coping with emerging nano-short-term C2C? We have come to know that if you drive proactively then you may also drive transparently. We will mesh the commonly-used industry jargon "value-added". It comes off as estranging, but it's realistic! We often e-enable wireless schemas. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan for coping with unplanned-for paradigms? We will add to our capacity to repurpose without diminishing our capability to embrace. Think ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Without preplanned systems, synergies are forced to become one-to-one, subscriber-defined. We think that most dot-com web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough JavaScript. At A List Apart, we understand how to e-enable interactively. We will target the jargon-based buzzword "cross-platform". A company that can repurpose faithfully will (eventually) be able to integrate courageously. We will innovate the power of supply-chains to harness. What does the standard industry term "reconfigurable" really mean? Our impactful feature set is unmatched, but our long-term macro-C2C2C, cross-media one-to-one, C2C2C R&D and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The killer, impactful iteration factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become wireless? Is it more important for something to be strategic, value-added or to be fractal?