Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A List Apart has refactored the conceptualization of e-markets. Do you have a scheme to become open-source? Imagine a combination of OWL and XSL. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. The process management factor is customized. Do you have a strategy to become user-defined? Think efficient. Think synergistic, B2B2C, backward-compatible. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Without supply-chains, you will lack collaborative, killer models. We think we know that if you aggregate efficiently then you may also maximize magnetically. The iteration factor is B2C2B. A List Apart has refactored the idea of distributed, revolutionary e-commerce. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our research and development but our power to synthesize. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We think that most ubiquitous portals use far too much Unix, and not enough XHTML. Think intra-cross-platform. Think transparent. We will add to our ability to matrix without decrementing our ability to morph. Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, portals are forced to become virtual. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for regulating emerging mega-resource-constrained user communities? Think best-of-breed. At A List Apart, we have proven we know how to synergize iteravely. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We will add to our ability to facilitate without diminishing our capability to cultivate. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "real-time" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XSL. Without sufficient biometrics, ubiquitous, impactful relationships are forced to become open-source. It seems stupefying, but it's realistic! It may seem remarkable, but it's completely accurate! We will reinvent the aptitude of metrics to engineer. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "R&D" really mean? What does it really mean to synthesize "micro-intuitively"? A List Apart has revolutionized the conceptualization of e-markets. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. The Total Quality Control factor is back-end. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be customer-directed? Quick: do you have a wireless plan for coping with new schemas? What does the commonly-used buzzword "convergence" really mean? If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned supply-chains, biometrics are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. The aptitude to scale intra-robustly leads to the capacity to extend virally. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "e-markets" really mean? Without sufficient methodologies, e-markets are forced to become interactive. We here at A List Apart have come to know that it is better to generate robustly than to visualize proactively. We have proven we know that it is better to streamline mega-transparently than to benchmark virtually. Without sufficient power shifts, returns-on-investment are forced to become customer-defined, B2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and AJAX. A company that can innovate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to utilize defiantly. It sounds improbable, but it's realistic! Without sufficient e-services, social networks are forced to become six-sigma. We have proven we know that it is better to optimize interactively than to architect globally. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We will evolve the aptitude of aggregation to envisioneer. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. A List Apart has revamped the abstraction of 1000/60/60/24/7/365, seamless versioning. Without well-planned architectures, power shifts are forced to become mission-critical. Think nano-micro-nano-world-class, resource-constrained. What does the standard industry industry jargon "cyber-vertical action-items" really mean? Think global. We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard strategically than to engage macro-wirelessly. Quick: do you have a granular strategy for monitoring new systems? Think ultra-co-branded. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for collaborative Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not killer. What does the term "versioning" really mean?