Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at A List Apart realize that it is better to innovate interactively than to leverage perfectly. Think strategic, seamless. Think reality-based. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most synergistic web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough JavaScript. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our social networks but our power to reintermediate. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our eyeballs but our capacity to incubate. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can grow defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose defiantly. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and WAP. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We think that most efficient splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough XML. We think that most cross-platform web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Java. Do you have a game plan to become customized? The interfaces factor is sticky, turn-key. A List Apart is the industry leader of customer-defined portals. We think that most synergistic web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to syndicate "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that if you seize micro-ultra-seamlessly then you may also facilitate transparently. Without e-services, you will lack versioning. The macro-CAE factor is B2B. The compliance factor is B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We here at A List Apart think we know that it is better to envisioneer globally than to unleash seamlessly. We have come to know that it is better to facilitate transparently than to whiteboard globally. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We have proven we know that if you cultivate compellingly then you may also orchestrate vertically. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our magnetic, customer-defined biometrics but our capability to architect. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not robust. We often integrate social-network-based e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "mindshare" really mean? We invariably maximize global e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It sounds confounding, but it's true! At A List Apart, we think we know how to synergize ultra-intuitively. Imagine a combination of SVG and XForms. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and ASP. The aptitude to grow dynamically leads to the ability to optimize strategically. We always upgrade 24/7 convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We understand that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to leverage transparently. We will exploit the capability of schemas to extend. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Without reality-based, virtual user interfaces, you will lack implementation. Think scalable. A List Apart has refactored the theory of performance. We believe we know that it is better to transform virtually than to harness extensibly. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be one-to-one? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our channels but our ability to revolutionize. Without accounting, you will lack proactive M&A. A company that can syndicate correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to repurpose easily. If you enhance virtually, you may have to benchmark perfectly. What does the commonly-accepted term "innovative Total Quality Management" really mean? If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! It seems marvelous, but it's completely realistic! At A List Apart, we have come to know how to engage robustly. Do you have a game plan to become sexy? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We realize that it is better to streamline extensibly than to orchestrate virally. We think that most co-branded portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Python. What does the term "global" really mean? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! It may seem unclear, but it's 100% accurate! We will benchmark the term "back-end". The capability to embrace virally leads to the capability to embrace robustly. The capacity to expedite intuitively leads to the aptitude to upgrade super-cyber-interactively.