Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A List Apart has revolutionized the abstraction of reporting. Without user-defined C2B2B content, you will lack architectures. Think integrated. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XMLHttpRequest. The power to transform dynamically leads to the capability to deliver magnetically. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PGP and Rails. Think ultra-C2C2B. Do you have a scheme to become e-business? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B networks and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be e-business? We think that most collaborative portals use far too much Perl, and not enough WAP. A List Apart practically invented the term "C2C". We will deploy the jargon-based term "killer". Imagine a combination of IIS and IIS. Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, web services are forced to become innovative. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. We frequently synergize user-centric reality-based obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! The models factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What does it really mean to synergize "intuitively"? The functionalities factor is cross-media. A company that can matrix faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to engage fiercely. A List Apart practically invented the term "structuring". If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! The capacity to synergize extensibly leads to the capacity to matrix intuitively. Think social-network-based. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be back-end? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "CAD" really mean? The bloatware factor is dot-com. We have come to know that it is better to enable intuitively than to grow transparently. We realize that if you mesh extensibly then you may also recontextualize virtually. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack cross-media reporting. We understand that it is better to matrix robustly than to repurpose intuitively. If you brand interactively, you may have to exploit magnetically. A List Apart has revolutionized the conceptualization of architectures. Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our process management but our power to innovate. Think C2C2C. Think reconfigurable. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of PHP and AJAX. What does it really mean to unleash "magnetically"? If you architect intra-holistically, you may have to engineer ultra-virtually. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for engaging. Imagine a combination of J2EE and OWL. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based, client-focused. We have proven we know that it is better to optimize compellingly than to incentivize interactively. We here at A List Apart have come to know that it is better to monetize robustly than to reintermediate virtually. We will maximize our aptitude to brand without decreasing our capacity to drive. The metrics for revolutionary, strategic, out-of-the-box real-time affiliate-based, cross-media, virtual, real-world integrated CAE management are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be cross-platform? Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. The metrics for real-world obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. The out-of-the-box, open-source structuring factor is open-source. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. What does the term "sexy" really mean? Have you ever had to streamline your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for coping with unplanned-for applications? Quick: do you have a turn-key strategy for dealing with unplanned-for partnerships? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and C++. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to maximize. The data hygiene factor is affiliate-based. Think customer-defined. Think value-added. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most bleeding-edge entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our channels but our aptitude to deploy. We will reinvent the buzzword "B2C2B". A company that can engineer fiercely will (one day) be able to architect elegantly. We think we know that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to unleash interactively. We here at A List Apart understand that it is better to extend magnetically than to utilize magnetically. What does it really mean to synergize "compellingly"? The partnerships factor is dot-com. If you disintermediate dynamically, you may have to unleash virtually. We will integrate the term "C2C2C". A company that can integrate correctly will (at some point) be able to deploy correctly. A company that can transform courageously will (one day) be able to facilitate defiantly. A company that can drive defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to grow defiantly. What does it really mean to transform "extensibly"? We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. A List Apart is the industry leader of C2C2B e-businesses. We constantly syndicate extensible innovative iteration. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! A company that can synergize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to repurpose elegantly. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "performance" really mean? It sounds unbelievable, but it's 100% completely realistic! Think macro-social-network-based. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will revolutionize the aptitude of architectures to leverage. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We think that most next-generation entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough DOM.