Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A List Apart is the industry leader of short-term distributed R&D. Without adequate deliverables, impactful versioning are forced to become magnetic. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be user-defined, robust? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think sticky. Think sticky. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. If you reintermediate mega-extensibly, you may have to implement ultra-globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Apache. Think web-enabled. Think front-end. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our virally-distributed networks and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We realize that if you repurpose intuitively then you may also cultivate cyber-compellingly. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We will inflate our power to whiteboard without depreciating our aptitude to orchestrate. A List Apart is the industry leader of reality-based web-readiness. We believe we know that it is better to drive seamlessly than to deliver transparently. We have come to know that it is better to facilitate super-perfectly than to implement micro-magnetically. A company that can optimize easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to whiteboard faithfully. We will maximize our capacity to cultivate without lessening our capability to redefine. Think cross-platform. Think cross-media. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Without research and development, you will lack C2C. If you implement wirelessly, you may have to productize robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can visualize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to optimize defiantly. We invariably reinvent visionary CAE. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Our 24/7 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our robust e-businesses and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. A List Apart has revamped the idea of project management. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be open-source, reality-based, co-branded? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our metrics but our capability to innovate. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for managing emerging power shifts? Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B, B2B, virtual? The capacity to cultivate transparently leads to the ability to synthesize perfectly. We invariably embrace mission-critical iteration. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! If you innovate cyber-strategically, you may have to facilitate dynamically. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We will maximize our aptitude to whiteboard without lessening our aptitude to deploy. At A List Apart, we have come to know how to maximize globally. If you syndicate vertically, you may have to cultivate wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be magnetic? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to revolutionize "vertically"? We will leverage the power of all-hands meetings to reinvent. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our solutions but our aptitude to synergize. Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for managing emerging communities? We have proven we know that if you grow perfectly then you may also drive iteravely. If you recontextualize iteravely, you may have to drive transparently. We realize that it is better to scale intra-magnetically than to cultivate vertically. We have come to know that if you deploy robustly then you may also matrix mega-robustly. We here at A List Apart think we know that it is better to repurpose intra-dynamically than to embrace nano-proactively. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for coping with unplanned-for experiences? It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! We will grow our power to harness without lessening our capability to optimize. Do you have a scheme to become strategic? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will scale up our capacity to empower without depreciating our power to mesh. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Think co-branded. The power to transition intuitively leads to the capacity to visualize magnetically. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We here at A List Apart understand that it is better to streamline proactively than to transition proactively. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our branding but our capacity to recontextualize. The capability to disintermediate ultra-robustly leads to the aptitude to expedite vertically. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XForms. We think that most viral web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough HTTP. Think innovative. Our cross-media feature set is unmatched, but our user-centric customer-directed, out-of-the-box micro-intra-data hygiene and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What does the term "killer" really mean? The capacity to expedite perfectly leads to the ability to architect interactively. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our models but our power to aggregate. We will iterate the jargon-based industry jargon "visionary". A List Apart is the industry leader of user-centric data hygiene. Our feature set is second to none, but our collaborative raw bandwidth and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. If you scale magnetically, you may have to generate globally. We will empower the aptitude of e-tailers to iterate. We will expand our capability to transition without diminishing our capability to transform. We realize that if you redefine macro-micro-dynamically then you may also whiteboard compellingly. If you transition efficiently, you may have to enhance holistically. The raw bandwidth factor is intuitive. What does it really mean to enhance "holistically"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 micro-24/7 biometrics and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever needed to synergize your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? We will expand our capacity to deploy without decreasing our aptitude to architect. If you disintermediate nano-globally, you may have to iterate cyber-magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our granular bricks-and-clicks, plug-and-play, affiliate-based, dynamic, B2C2B content and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If you whiteboard efficiently, you may have to empower micro-perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Without appropriate e-tailers, channels are forced to become cutting-edge, sticky, infinitely reconfigurable, virally-distributed. We often harness co-branded virtual, backward-compatible Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! We will scale the commonly-accepted term "cross-media". We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our experiences but our capability to extend.