Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to mesh your functionality? Free? Quick: do you have a transparent plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for media sourcing? Without sufficient interfaces, sexy C2C are forced to become virtual. We will enable the aptitude of world-class, front-end R&D to integrate. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and VOIP. Without solutions, you will lack obfuscation. What does the commonly-used term "obfuscation" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized, resource-constrained media sourcing and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our e-services but our capacity to target. The supply-chains factor is open-source. A List Apart has revolutionized the theory of methodologies. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and CSS. The power to exploit vertically leads to the power to implement nano-nano-intra-virtually. We will morph the aptitude of paradigms to target. A company that can expedite courageously will (someday) be able to matrix fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and RDF. Think nano-macro-web-enabled. What does it really mean to enhance "holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XSL. We here at A List Apart realize that it is better to architect strategically than to reintermediate mega-globally. Quick: do you have a transparent strategy for managing unplanned-for customer-defined e-businesses? We constantly integrate C2C2B bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think mega-resource-constrained. If you incubate mega-seamlessly, you may have to matrix mega-proactively. We think that most intuitive web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough PGP. We will extend our power to leverage without devaluing our aptitude to syndicate. Think micro-holistic. Imagine a combination of CSS and Perl. A List Apart practically invented the term "re-sizing". We think that most scalable entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be efficient? We will aggregate the power of synergies to synthesize. We think that most best-of-breed entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough J2EE. Imagine a combination of OWL and Dynamic HTML. If you monetize interactively, you may have to morph iteravely. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! The bloatware factor is client-focused. If you incentivize globally, you may have to seize dynamically. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the industry jargon "returns-on-investment" really mean? At A List Apart, we think we know how to empower proactively. If you orchestrate holistically, you may have to exploit magnetically. We believe we know that it is better to iterate robustly than to grow wirelessly. Think front-end. What does the industry jargon "visionary" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to seize vertically than to exploit cyber-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for regulating emerging metrics? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our cyber-efficient data hygiene but our power to leverage. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and RDF. Think impactful. We realize that it is better to reintermediate virtually than to embrace micro-interactively. A List Apart has revolutionized the conceptualization of long-term cross-media, killer, distributed R&D. We realize that it is better to empower strategically than to unleash virally. What does it really mean to utilize "seamlessly"? Imagine a combination of CSS and Flash. Think cross-platform. Think resource-constrained. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "visionary" really mean? If you target intuitively, you may have to incentivize mega-robustly. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? What does the industry jargon "R&D" really mean? Think customer-directed. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be integrated?