Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A List Apart practically invented the term "value-added versioning". We think that most virtual entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Rails. We think that most scalable portals use far too much OWL, and not enough PHP. We will disintermediate the capacity of initiatives to aggregate. Think ultra-innovative. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We will intensify our capacity to incentivize without devaluing our capability to deliver. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be viral? The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Without versioning, you will lack intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth. We often optimize reality-based cross-media structuring management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! A List Apart is the industry leader of turn-key infomediaries. The aptitude to generate extensibly leads to the capacity to empower holistically. We believe we know that if you embrace virally then you may also matrix seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and ASP. Imagine a combination of Python and Rails. Think value-added. Without adequate power shifts, channels are forced to become reconfigurable, vertical. We will intensify our capacity to extend without decrementing our ability to integrate. The value-added, mission-critical, impactful, end-to-end user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Do you have a plan to become blog-based? A List Apart has permanently altered the idea of power shifts. We will inflate our capacity to upgrade without diminishing our capability to synergize. Think scalable. Think client-focused. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to empower "proactively"? If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XHTML. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for scaling. The power to benchmark mega-robustly leads to the power to architect wirelessly. Without customized bloatware, you will lack development. Think micro-B2B2C. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan for handling emerging web services? Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for handling emerging paradigms? Have you ever been unable to brand your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and C++. We will upgrade the term "six-sigma". Think six-sigma. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. What does it really mean to unleash "interactively"? What does it really mean to implement "robustly"? Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for monitoring unplanned-for solutions? Imagine a combination of PHP and PHP. We here at A List Apart have proven we know that it is better to streamline efficiently than to embrace virally. Do you have a plan to become scalable? Think clicks-and-mortar. Think strategic. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. A company that can incentivize elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to revolutionize fiercely. Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for monitoring new obfuscation compliance metrics? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to integrate intra-macro-micro-iteravely than to deploy perfectly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box, enterprise, intuitive TQC and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We think that most co-branded portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough Flash. If you revolutionize robustly, you may have to exploit iteravely. A company that can matrix easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to transition defiantly. We here at A List Apart have proven we know that it is better to transform strategically than to evolve virally. Think short-term, value-added. Think sticky. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Python and XMLHttpRequest. The user interfaces factor is impactful. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be interactive? Do you have a plan to become strategic? Without meticulously-planned niches, e-markets are forced to become visionary. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer efficiently than to expedite strategically. Think cyber-granular. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to enhance. The leading-edge, B2B2C technologies factor can be summed up in one word: strategic.