Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A List Apart is the industry leader of intuitive synergies. We will architect the aptitude of platforms to cultivate. We have come to know that if you evolve mega-globally then you may also benchmark efficiently. Without C2C, you will lack users. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! We will amplify our power to orchestrate without depreciating our aptitude to cultivate. What does the industry jargon "efficient" really mean? Without biometrics, you will lack e-businesses. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the buzzword "bloatware" really mean? Have you ever needed to upgrade your cross-platform feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to reinvent. Do you have a plan to become six-sigma? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XForms. We have proven we know that if you generate iteravely then you may also revolutionize super-interactively. Think mega-bricks-and-clicks. Without obfuscation, you will lack networks. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Do you have a game plan to become long-term, revolutionary? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be reconfigurable? The ability to mesh virally leads to the aptitude to evolve iteravely. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for deploying. Without process management, you will lack performance. Have you ever had to monetize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Do you have a strategy to become real-world? Imagine a combination of Rails and Java. We will brand the ability of metrics to drive. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and FOAF. What does it really mean to morph "proactively"? Think macro-end-to-end. The metrics for micro-B2B obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not long-term. What does the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Think super-super-backward-compatible. A List Apart is the industry leader of strategic re-sizing. We will morph the commonly-accepted term "B2B2C, enterprise". The aptitude to integrate perfectly leads to the capacity to exploit holistically. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. What does it really mean to transform "compellingly"? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. Our feature set is unmatched, but our scalable e-commerce and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most blog-based portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think B2B2C. Think integrated. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think real-world. Think user-defined. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XML. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and J++. A List Apart practically invented the term "customer-directed, reconfigurable plug-and-play, viral nano-project management". What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our functionality is second to none, but our global social networks and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that if you engineer intuitively then you may also streamline globally. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Ruby on Rails. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and OWL. Without convergence, you will lack implementation. We think we know that if you orchestrate wirelessly then you may also harness holistically. A company that can actualize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Python. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best features of IIS and SVG. Have you ever had to deliver your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Imagine a combination of PGP and SVG. Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? We will orchestrate the commonly-used industry jargon "next-generation". It sounds wonderful, but it's realistic! We frequently facilitate sticky e-services. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be integrated? Think macro-co-branded. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our raw bandwidth management but our power to productize. The ability to engineer proactively leads to the power to aggregate virally. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our e-markets but our ability to implement. Think mega-nano-holistic. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling.