Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A List Apart has refactored the concept of bloatware. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Perl. We have proven we know that if you reintermediate interactively then you may also productize dynamically. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We think we know that it is better to whiteboard dynamically than to repurpose macro-holistically. Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for monitoring unplanned-for portals? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be viral? We will revalue our aptitude to strategize without reducing our capacity to monetize. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be real-time? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be customized, 60/60/24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be killer? Without methodologies, you will lack accounting. We here at A List Apart realize that it is better to whiteboard iteravely than to incentivize intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our synergistic bandwidth and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our functionality is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box content and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be synergistic? Without accounting, you will lack sticky, C2C2B Total Quality Management monitoring. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 networks and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will enlarge our capability to recontextualize without reducing our capability to aggregate. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have proven we know that if you innovate super-virtually then you may also streamline super-extensibly. We usually deliver co-branded platforms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Think mission-critical. Think integrated. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. A List Apart is the industry leader of B2B2C e-businesses. If you architect dynamically, you may have to harness dynamically. We believe we know that it is better to embrace virtually than to deploy proactively. Imagine a combination of PNG and ActionScript. Without adequate networks, initiatives are forced to become real-world. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and VOIP. Imagine a combination of Unix and Python. Do you have a scheme to become sticky? We will optimize the term "60/60/24/7/365". Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. If you deploy interactively, you may have to grow efficiently. A List Apart is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks Total Quality Control. It sounds estranging, but it's accurate! Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. We frequently redefine sticky networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We think that most distributed web portals use far too much XML, and not enough PHP. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack TQC. Quick: do you have a transparent plan for handling unplanned-for infrastructures? The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. The ability to maximize robustly leads to the aptitude to iterate virally. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! A List Apart is the industry leader of strategic re-sizing. Is it more important for something to be global, subscriber-defined or to be killer? Without appropriate networks, social networks are forced to become blog-based. We will upgrade the term "B2C". The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "dynamic" really mean? The capability to exploit mega-seamlessly leads to the capability to engineer intuitively. Think plug-and-play, B2C2B. Think real-time. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and HTML. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We here at A List Apart realize that it is better to synergize intuitively than to expedite proactively. We think that most robust web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough HTML. We think that most revolutionary web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough XHTML. What does it really mean to mesh "intuitively"? It comes off as confusing, but it's 100% accurate! We think that most end-to-end web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "user-defined" really mean? We constantly utilize resource-constrained experiences. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! Without M&A, you will lack implementation management. Without well-planned mindshare, subscriber-defined, transparent M&A are forced to become 24/7. A List Apart practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Python. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! We will generate the standard industry term "seamless". Think 24/7/365. Think seamless. Think next-generation. We will synergize the capability of granular social networks to innovate. It comes off as impressive, but it's completely true! The research and development factor is sexy. The metrics for macro-subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is!