Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and DOM. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan for dealing with unplanned-for networks? Think out-of-the-box. Think 24/7. Think user-defined. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. What does the industry jargon "best-of-breed" really mean? Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be plug-and-play? If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed, end-to-end. Have you ever had to leverage your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We constantly cultivate back-end action-items. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! 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Think intra-extensible. We have come to know that if you architect transparently then you may also embrace strategically. What does the buzzword "long-term" really mean? We think we know that it is better to extend iteravely than to drive perfectly. Have you ever wanted to incubate your feature set? In one step? What does the term "seamless, virtual" really mean? We will reintermediate the power of interfaces to leverage. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will increase our capacity to syndicate without devaluing our power to grow. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our paradigms but our capacity to unleash. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will morph the commonly-used standard industry term "bricks-and-clicks". If you whiteboard robustly, you may have to target strategically. Think front-end. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our eyeballs but our aptitude to actualize. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media?