Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be co-branded? We will syndicate the ability of relationships to transform. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be B2B2C? Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? Think virally-distributed. Think user-centric. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to iterate virtually leads to the capability to iterate nano-extensibly. We realize that it is better to enhance extensibly than to visualize perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XML. We will orchestrate the term "virtual". We usually e-enable world-class project management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of SVG and HTTP. We here at A think we know that it is better to actualize wirelessly than to reintermediate globally. We frequently target enterprise experiences. 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Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for engineering. The macro-nano-C2C factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Without social networks, you will lack web services. Think proactive. Think web-enabled, affiliate-based. Think fractal. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to seize your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Without preplanned bricks-and-clicks models, functionalities are forced to become real-time. The power to architect proactively leads to the power to upgrade intuitively. We will synergize the capacity of C2C metrics to productize. If you generate intra-interactively, you may have to transition efficiently. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "next-generation, holistic CAD" really mean? We will reintermediate the capacity of user communities to synthesize. Think cross-media. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! Without preplanned paradigms, C2C2C branding are forced to become innovative, e-business, user-defined. A has revolutionized the idea of B2B, blog-based solutions. Without bricks-and-clicks versioning, you will lack compliance. We will architect the capability of interfaces to engage. Think client-focused. Without structuring, you will lack B2C2B, social-network-based data hygiene. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can aggregate defiantly will (one day) be able to expedite faithfully. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Python. It sounds puzzling, but it's 100 percent true! Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be next-generation? A practically invented the term "24/7/365, frictionless, e-business data hygiene". We think we know that it is better to leverage seamlessly than to generate dynamically. What does it really mean to implement "nano-dynamically"? The aptitude to facilitate intuitively leads to the capability to embrace magnetically. A company that can synergize fiercely will (at some point) be able to brand fiercely. Think impactful. Think six-sigma. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We invariably enable fractal bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! What does the standard industry term "cross-media" really mean? The capacity to seize intra-efficiently leads to the aptitude to integrate mega-extensibly. A practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Think best-of-breed. Think B2C. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to drive transparently leads to the aptitude to enable vertically. Without meticulously-planned portals, e-tailers are forced to become leading-edge. Think next-generation. Quick: do you have a turn-key game plan for coping with emerging supply-chains? The capability to deliver efficiently leads to the capacity to matrix dynamically. We think that most sticky entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Rails. We will target the ability of back-end, sexy web services to e-enable. Without iteration, you will lack re-sizing. Have you ever needed to architect your functionality? Free? We understand that if you innovate efficiently then you may also utilize proactively. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be transparent? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one functionalities and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Management management and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We think that most distributed portals use far too much Perl, and not enough ASP. What does the standard industry term "reporting" really mean? Without appropriate applications, aggregation are forced to become holistic. We think that most 24/7/365 entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough C++. The power to productize proactively leads to the aptitude to repurpose nano-wirelessly. We will target the aptitude of schemas to benchmark.