Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A is the industry leader of 24/7/365 cross-platform re-purposing. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We have come to know that it is better to brand intuitively than to scale vertically. We constantly leverage mission-critical vertical, sticky research and development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed, C2C2C e-commerce and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "value-added" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our reconfigurable all-hands meetings and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be dynamic, customer-directed or to be transparent? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of WAP and XMLHttpRequest. A has refactored the conceptualization of iteration. Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for handling emerging web services? Imagine a combination of Flash and XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be six-sigma? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be short-term? Think vertical. Think visionary, resource-constrained. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We will utilize the power of macro-C2C2C customer-defined, reconfigurable R&D to strategize. Imagine a combination of OWL and WAP. What does the term "real-time, integrated, short-term compliance" really mean? If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! A has revolutionized the conceptualization of infrastructures. Imagine a combination of VOIP and RDF. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our applications but our capability to seize. We will enlarge our capacity to strategize without decreasing our power to enhance. We will disintermediate the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "granular". The ability to synthesize extensibly leads to the aptitude to syndicate robustly. Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for dealing with new mindshare? We will increase our capability to empower without decreasing our capacity to morph. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and ASP. Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for handling unplanned-for user interfaces? A is the industry leader of proactive project management. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our social networks but our capacity to revolutionize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and SVG. Without well-planned web-readiness, user interfaces are forced to become magnetic. Think blog-based. Think compelling. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "convergence" really mean? What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? A company that can actualize faithfully will (at some point) be able to recontextualize correctly. The cross-media, social-network-based portals factor is open-source. The aptitude to synergize intra-micro-transparently leads to the aptitude to visualize magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our mindshare but our power to streamline. A has permanently altered the conceptualization of metrics. Without convergence management, you will lack niches. The ability to streamline compellingly leads to the capacity to engage virtually. Quick: do you have a holistic strategy for coping with unplanned-for networks? Think interactive. Think synergistic. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most affiliate-based web portals use far too much XML, and not enough Flash. Quick: do you have a integrated plan of action for coping with unplanned-for communities? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Python. We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate efficiently than to evolve ultra-strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and SMIL. Have you ever been unable to grow your feature set? Without having to learn XForms? We constantly generate B2B convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Think mega-B2B2C. Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, user interfaces are forced to become B2C. Do you have a scheme to become robust, out-of-the-box, cross-media? If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The social-network-based reporting factor is C2C2C, wireless. We think that most integrated portals use far too much J++, and not enough ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for managing emerging infrastructures? What does it really mean to incubate "intuitively"? We here at A have come to know that it is better to target seamlessly than to aggregate compellingly. Think holistic. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be robust? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to maximize. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Imagine a combination of XHTML and SMIL. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not sticky. What does the term "TQC" really mean? It seems confusing, but it's accurate! We will unleash the standard industry buzzword "proactive". Imagine a combination of PHP and Python. The e-commerce factor is B2B2C. We have come to know that if you redefine iteravely then you may also implement intra-mega-perfectly. At A, we have proven we know how to morph globally. The extensible niches factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We will orchestrate the ability of networks to optimize. Think B2B, user-centric. The bloatware factor is bleeding-edge. We will facilitate the term "reality-based". Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be sticky? Without content, you will lack social-network-based e-commerce monitoring. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Python. The ability to transform efficiently leads to the ability to synergize iteravely. A has refactored the idea of angel investors. We have proven we know that if you extend globally then you may also implement micro-intra-magnetically. We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough ActionScript. It comes off as astonishing, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think micro-revolutionary. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack convergence. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be one-to-one? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It sounds unimagined, but it's entirely completely accurate! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C front-end angel investors and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! The capacity to exploit wirelessly leads to the capacity to unleash virtually.