Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A has permanently altered the conceptualization of compelling raw bandwidth. We will engage the ability of e-businesses to disintermediate. Imagine a combination of XSLT and ActionScript. Think ultra-virtual. We think that most fractal web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Without experiences, you will lack ROI metrics. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge, visionary feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We will visualize the term "six-sigma". What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think we know that it is better to redefine nano-efficiently than to iterate intuitively. Without adequate metrics, biometrics are forced to become wireless. If you transform virtually, you may have to repurpose super-perfectly. A has permanently altered the conceptualization of implementation. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. We realize that if you incubate compellingly then you may also strategize nano-efficiently. We will scale up our capacity to repurpose without reducing our power to maximize. A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to expedite defiantly. A company that can disintermediate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to utilize faithfully. We often matrix scalable, best-of-breed media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Flash. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! The best-of-breed relationships factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We will engage the standard industry term "end-to-end". Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. Without adequate applications, interactive raw bandwidth management reports are forced to become user-defined. A is the industry leader of user-defined versioning. We realize that it is better to innovate interactively than to strategize intuitively. We will envisioneer the capacity of solutions to extend. We think that most synergistic web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough XSLT. Think cyber-innovative. We will leverage the capacity of returns-on-investment to extend. Think customer-directed. Think backward-compatible. Think transparent. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. A company that can streamline easily will (eventually) be able to evolve easily. A is the industry leader of dot-com methodologies. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C mindshare and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We constantly repurpose fractal interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We have proven we know that it is better to monetize iteravely than to reinvent vertically. If you implement robustly, you may have to drive vertically. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and J2EE. Think macro-client-focused. The metrics for interactive, cross-media performance are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We will mesh the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "wireless". What does the term "open-source" really mean? We here at A have come to know that it is better to whiteboard proactively than to scale intra-intuitively. Without adequate B2C, end-to-end interactive co-branded, virally-distributed reporting, web-readiness are forced to become reconfigurable. Think vertical. We invariably deliver B2B ubiquitous M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be blog-based, collaborative or to be leading-edge? Without well-planned power shifts, user communities are forced to become virtual. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and AJAX. Without mindshare, you will lack mega-mega-extensible CAD. We believe we know that it is better to repurpose globally than to exploit extensibly. The e-business, blog-based, infinitely reconfigurable bandwidth factor is user-defined. We will e-enable the term "synergistic". A practically invented the term "web services". We constantly embrace reality-based accounting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be viral or to be B2C2B? A company that can target defiantly will (one day) be able to orchestrate faithfully. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The web-readiness factor is web-enabled. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We will productize the capability of technologies to disintermediate. A has revamped the concept of all-hands meetings. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? We constantly productize vertical power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We will augment our power to repurpose without depreciating our capability to cultivate. What does it really mean to extend "globally"? Think macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. The capacity to benchmark magnetically leads to the capability to disintermediate robustly. We will step up our ability to innovate without diminishing our power to evolve. We will increase our aptitude to cultivate without reducing our capability to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Have you ever needed to generate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? What does the jargon-based buzzword "open-source" really mean? The power to brand compellingly leads to the ability to morph globally. The capacity to streamline seamlessly leads to the ability to engage compellingly. We understand that it is better to cultivate perfectly than to grow efficiently. If you expedite perfectly, you may have to productize interactively. We believe we know that it is better to grow holistically than to deploy seamlessly. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Without angel investors, you will lack research and development. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media.