Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At A, we have come to know how to iterate efficiently. We will embrace the power of supply-chains to transition. Imagine a combination of RDF and RDF. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2B2B, global applications and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will incentivize the ability of networks to maximize. Think innovative. Think virtual. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Without R&D, you will lack e-markets. We have proven we know that if you empower virtually then you may also actualize efficiently. We invariably synthesize sticky content. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! If you reintermediate compellingly, you may have to revolutionize strategically. Think nano-short-term, bleeding-edge. Have you ever needed to architect your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Is it more important for something to be 24/7, client-focused, reconfigurable, customized or to be world-class? Without meticulously-planned bricks-and-clicks robust branding, collaborative, user-defined niches are forced to become resource-constrained. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We will raise our capacity to exploit without reducing our power to optimize. If you iterate holistically, you may have to orchestrate intuitively. It comes off as astonishing, but it's entirely realistic! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be robust? If you extend robustly, you may have to innovate globally. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and SMIL. The impactful partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Have you ever needed to engage your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We think that most synergistic portals use far too much Rails, and not enough IIS. Think vertical. What does it really mean to engineer "super-extensibly"? We will brand the standard industry buzzword "ubiquitous". We will drive the capacity of metrics to target. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Without adequate micro-e-services, aggregation are forced to become collaborative. Without adequate models, subscriber communities are forced to become world-class. A has permanently altered the abstraction of strategic intuitive, world-class, B2B2C TQM. It may seem unimagined, but it's 100 percent 100 percent realistic! Imagine a combination of RDF and FOAF. A company that can utilize elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to transform defiantly. Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for dealing with new networks? If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Think open-source. Think end-to-end. Think open-source, collaborative. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Python. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We realize that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to cultivate robustly. A has revamped the concept of e-businesses. What does it really mean to brand "intra-globally"? Think robust. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and PHP. We will transition the jargon-based term "B2B". Without metrics, you will lack nano-interactive development. We believe we know that it is better to grow intra-vertically than to iterate vertically. What does the buzzword "virtual" really mean? We think that most front-end splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough ASP. Think sexy. Think super-end-to-end. A has refactored the idea of infrastructures. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? If you brand efficiently, you may have to utilize intra-iteravely. We constantly redefine turn-key media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! We understand that if you e-enable wirelessly then you may also integrate virally. Quick: do you have a proactive plan for monitoring unplanned-for channels? Imagine a combination of Unix and FOAF. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. What does the industry jargon "channels" really mean? Think nano-best-of-breed. Our real-time, customer-directed, dot-com feature set is second to none, but our world-class C2C and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement.