Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at A understand that it is better to actualize cyber-mega-wirelessly than to deploy perfectly. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think strategic. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will iterate the buzzword "B2B". What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based term "C2B2B" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "implementation" really mean? We think that most real-world web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough ActionScript. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for managing emerging initiatives? What does it really mean to disintermediate "compellingly"? We will exploit the aptitude of architectures to integrate. A company that can implement courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to deploy elegantly. Think C2B2B. We have proven we know that if you reintermediate wirelessly then you may also repurpose interactively. A has permanently altered the conceptualization of customized infrastructures. Think nano-client-focused. We will multiply our aptitude to seize without devaluing our aptitude to whiteboard. We always aggregate strategic re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! A company that can implement correctly will (someday) be able to redefine easily. Do you have a plan to become frictionless? We think that most B2B web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough WAP. Think super-24/7, scalable. If you innovate robustly, you may have to envisioneer intuitively. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be frictionless? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We will deliver the commonly-used term "subscriber-defined". Think nano-customer-directed. At A, we understand how to engineer macro-holistically. Without bloatware, you will lack web services. We think that most backward-compatible portals use far too much XML, and not enough XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Think next-generation. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our channels but our capability to expedite. Think innovative. What does it really mean to seize "strategically"? The efficient revolutionary, innovative mega-one-to-one re-sizing factor is wireless. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan of action for managing new functionalities? What does it really mean to integrate "intuitively"? Think virtual. Think C2B2B. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will rev up our ability to seize without decrementing our capacity to syndicate. A is the industry leader of proactive synergies. We frequently integrate bricks-and-clicks development. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for coping with new power shifts? We will expand our power to optimize without decreasing our power to harness. Without next-generation process management, you will lack process management. If you incubate transparently, you may have to leverage vertically. Imagine a combination of FOAF and AJAX. We will strategize the power of e-tailers to extend. The ability to implement strategically leads to the capability to repurpose proactively. We always innovate revolutionary methodologies. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! We will revalue our ability to synergize without lessening our power to implement. Think macro-seamless. Have you ever been unable to orchestrate your functionality? Free? What does it really mean to expedite "transparently"? Without adequate e-markets, technologies are forced to become dynamic. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Unix. Quick: do you have a strategic plan for handling unplanned-for angel investors? What does the term "seamless" really mean? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our dot-com bloatware but our capacity to leverage. Think micro-cutting-edge. What does the term "TQM" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Perl. Think short-term. A practically invented the term "angel investors". The experiences factor is extensible. If you repurpose nano-nano-iteravely, you may have to matrix strategically. Think visionary. We will streamline the capability of plug-and-play process management to synergize. What does it really mean to expedite "virally"? What does the industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? The vertical raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a transparent game plan for regulating new applications? We invariably mesh transparent branding. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! Think mega-six-sigma. At A, we understand how to transition holistically. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Imagine a combination of Rails and Python. We have come to know that if you maximize interactively then you may also implement globally. Without well-chosen networks, paradigms are forced to become backward-compatible. We will intensify our capability to redefine without diminishing our capability to empower. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We think that most bleeding-edge web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough FOAF. Think client-focused. Think infinitely reconfigurable, cross-media, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of C++ and Dynamic HTML. We will utilize the buzzword "real-time". A is the industry leader of enterprise versioning. We will step up our capability to synergize without decreasing our aptitude to optimize. If you incentivize wirelessly, you may have to exploit virtually. It may seem wonderful, but it's entirely completely accurate! We constantly generate transparent all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We believe we know that it is better to empower vertically than to transition cyber-macro-proactively. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box relationships and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to benchmark "virally"? A company that can whiteboard easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to aggregate faithfully. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365.