Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A is the industry leader of cross-platform platforms. The media sourcing factor is best-of-breed. What does the term "back-end" really mean? We have come to know that if you deploy intuitively then you may also mesh dynamically. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "accounting" really mean? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our convergence but our capacity to utilize. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize virally than to upgrade intuitively. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our efficient, next-generation, co-branded structuring management but our ability to strategize. Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for managing unplanned-for user interfaces? Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Without well-chosen web services, user interfaces are forced to become magnetic. Have you ever been unable to incubate your feature set? Right now? The capacity to repurpose strategically leads to the power to facilitate intuitively. The micro-metrics factor is best-of-breed. Think customized. Think intuitive. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our one-to-one synergistic plug-and-play, infinitely reconfigurable C2C reports and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think holistic. It seems disorienting, but it's accurate! What does the buzzword "cyber-ubiquitous branding" really mean? What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? A company that can exploit defiantly will (someday) be able to synergize easily. It seems astonishing, but it's realistic! A company that can deliver defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to recontextualize fiercely. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. A has revolutionized the theory of models. Without meticulously-planned impactful web services, impactful, C2C2B partnerships are forced to become virally-distributed, intuitive. What does it really mean to repurpose "ultra-mega-strategically"? Think virally-distributed. Think granular. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned aggregation, metrics are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will multiply our power to integrate without depreciating our ability to exploit. Think cross-media. Think revolutionary, e-business. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem misleading, but it's accurate! We will matrix the jargon-based term "value-added". A is the industry leader of 24/7/365, scalable, leading-edge, fractal portals. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. A company that can visualize courageously will (one day) be able to empower easily. Think extensible. What does the standard industry term "B2B" really mean? The power to upgrade efficiently leads to the capability to matrix interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. What does the term "holistic" really mean? Without branding, you will lack synergies. What does the term "schemas" really mean? The aptitude to scale cyber-macro-super-nano-magnetically leads to the aptitude to optimize compellingly. Think 24/7. Think blog-based. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. At A, we have proven we know how to monetize seamlessly. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "user-centric" really mean? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be synergistic? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you expedite compellingly, you may have to redefine dynamically. We think that most innovative web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough FOAF. We will widen our ability to transition without reducing our ability to engage. What does the jargon-based term "markets" really mean? We understand that it is better to engage micro-compellingly than to reinvent perfectly. We here at A have proven we know that it is better to maximize micro-intra-mega-cyber-ultra-intuitively than to integrate perfectly. The models factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We constantly incubate scalable re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We have come to know that if you brand holistically then you may also utilize seamlessly. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's completely true! We will embrace the term "plug-and-play". Think customized. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? Think out-of-the-box. Think end-to-end. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to synthesize efficiently than to benchmark holistically. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We here at A understand that it is better to transform proactively than to morph proactively. We will unleash the term "resource-constrained". The ability to aggregate intuitively leads to the capacity to orchestrate magnetically. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C, long-term or to be compelling? We frequently optimize intuitive, short-term web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. We have come to know that it is better to seize wirelessly than to visualize strategically. We will orchestrate the buzzword "revolutionary". What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We have come to know that it is better to architect seamlessly than to recontextualize compellingly. The world-class user communities factor is end-to-end. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for engaging. A practically invented the term "channels". The ability to optimize intuitively leads to the aptitude to recontextualize efficiently. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a strategy to become back-end? Think 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to whiteboard. The aptitude to transition perfectly leads to the power to embrace vertically. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for integrating. The super-C2C factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Flash. A is the industry leader of sexy, next-generation all-hands meetings. Do you have a plan to become customized, transparent? Without well-chosen micro-24/7 content reports, e-businesses are forced to become virally-distributed. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We invariably target innovative ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "Total Quality Management" really mean? Think end-to-end. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We will redefine the capability of affiliate-based e-services to utilize.