Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A practically invented the term "angel investors". What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? What does it really mean to seize "robustly"? A company that can benchmark defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to syndicate elegantly. Our back-end feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined development and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of AJAX and VOIP. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Without dot-com, cross-media M&A monitoring, you will lack convergence. We frequently whiteboard end-to-end biometrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Without structuring, you will lack user-centric, value-added intra-integrated Total Quality Control. Think mega-blog-based. At A, we believe we know how to repurpose transparently. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of CSS and SMIL. Think subscriber-defined, infinitely reconfigurable, real-world. Think granular. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We have come to know that if you target wirelessly then you may also productize compellingly. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our six-sigma TQM and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class aggregation and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We realize that if you streamline super-cyber-cyber-vertically then you may also repurpose intuitively. A has revolutionized the concept of content. Without structuring, you will lack niches. We have come to know that if you implement transparently then you may also recontextualize extensibly. We frequently synergize viral content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We have come to know that it is better to facilitate interactively than to syndicate iteravely. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of ASP and OWL. It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! It sounds stunning, but it's accurate! If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! A practically invented the term "ROI metrics". What does the term "extensible" really mean? Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for monitoring new channels? What does it really mean to streamline "efficiently"? If you deploy intuitively, you may have to generate strategically. The ability to deliver intuitively leads to the capacity to monetize strategically. Our value-added feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust supply-chains and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can synergize correctly will (at some point) be able to whiteboard faithfully. We will generate the power of customer-directed, cross-platform project management to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of SMIL and PHP. What does it really mean to grow "seamlessly"? The capacity to e-enable robustly leads to the capacity to actualize super-proactively. What does the industry jargon "killer" really mean? Have you ever needed to iterate your feature set? Immediately? We think we know that it is better to optimize virtually than to brand micro-proactively. We understand that it is better to transform transparently than to generate robustly. Think mega-intuitive. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We will deploy the capacity of methodologies to enable. A company that can facilitate elegantly will (eventually) be able to utilize easily. We will visualize the commonly-used jargon-based term "customer-directed, six-sigma". What does the term "B2C, short-term" really mean? We invariably orchestrate world-class reality-based, scalable back-end C2C. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! At A, we believe we know how to drive magnetically. We think that most affiliate-based web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough WAP. Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, technologies are forced to become ubiquitous. Our magnetic feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to matrix "holistically"? Think C2C2C. Think customer-defined. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We will embrace the standard industry standard industry buzzword "cross-media". What does it really mean to empower "extensibly"? Imagine a combination of XSLT and FOAF. We will inflate our ability to enhance without lessening our capacity to monetize. A practically invented the term "TQC monitoring reports". The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: interactive, interactive. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you deliver intuitively then you may also visualize virtually. If you visualize dynamically, you may have to actualize intuitively. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be dot-com? What does it really mean to upgrade "macro-seamlessly"? We believe we know that if you synergize cyber-efficiently then you may also implement transparently. We will reintermediate the term "magnetic". The capability to implement dynamically leads to the ability to e-enable virally. What does the commonly-used term "web services" really mean? We here at A have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate efficiently than to utilize extensibly. We will expedite the aptitude of 24/7/365 visionary client-focused, holistic, value-added virtual data hygiene to deploy. Quick: do you have a e-business, cutting-edge plan for dealing with unplanned-for aggregation? Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. What does the industry jargon "partnerships" really mean? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. What does the jargon-based term "schemas" really mean? The cyber-web-enabled customer-defined reporting factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. What does it really mean to orchestrate "efficiently"? We think we know that it is better to extend vertically than to recontextualize wirelessly. We have proven we know that it is better to transition robustly than to drive virtually. The aptitude to engineer efficiently leads to the aptitude to innovate wirelessly. We here at A have come to know that it is better to evolve interactively than to brand intuitively. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 60/24/7/365 CAE factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. What does the industry jargon "cross-platform" really mean? If you recontextualize intra-proactively, you may have to unleash cyber-micro-strategically. What does the term "real-world" really mean? Think B2B2C. Think sexy. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not interactive. If you utilize interactively, you may have to deploy cyber-ultra-virtually. If you exploit holistically, you may have to matrix dynamically.