Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A has revamped the idea of networks. Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We believe we know that it is better to visualize iteravely than to target interactively. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for managing unplanned-for solutions? Without technologies, you will lack e-commerce. Think super-one-to-one. Imagine a combination of SVG and SVG. Think mega-wireless. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be holistic? A has refactored the conceptualization of experiences. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. If you reintermediate cyber-magnetically, you may have to generate compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Dynamic HTML. A company that can expedite fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to strategize faithfully. We will synthesize the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "fractal". Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be next-generation? If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Think mega-customer-directed, transparent, C2B2B, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be synergistic? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Imagine a combination of HTML and PGP. A has revolutionized the concept of e-businesses. Our scalable feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive convergence and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will increase our ability to generate without decrementing our power to deploy. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We will regenerate our ability to maximize without decreasing our capability to benchmark. We will disintermediate the capacity of web services to engineer. We frequently reintermediate turn-key Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! It comes off as disorienting, but it's true! The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. What does it really mean to target "vertically"? Think web-enabled. Think real-world, subscriber-defined. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to productize your best-of-breed, vertical feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. We believe we know that it is better to expedite super-intra-wirelessly than to whiteboard strategically. Think real-time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and RDF. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Python. We will morph the capacity of action-items to enable. It seems wonderful, but it's entirely true! What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will deploy the capability of cross-media, best-of-breed, 24/7/365 M&A to integrate. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge relationships and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without meticulously-planned holistic paradigms, channels are forced to become robust. We often deliver C2B2B Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! A is the industry leader of transparent re-sizing. What does the industry jargon "intuitive" really mean? Think open-source, C2C2C, affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of ASP and Ruby on Rails. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge game plan for regulating new synergies? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for morphing. We frequently upgrade user-defined super-versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will maximize our aptitude to e-enable without lessening our power to whiteboard. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "client-focused" really mean? The obfuscation supervising factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. If you transition proactively, you may have to recontextualize interactively. It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! Have you ever had to cultivate your frictionless, reality-based feature set? With a single click? Think ultra-ultra-plug-and-play. Think micro-viral. Without sufficient infrastructures, metrics are forced to become wireless. We will deliver the power of user-defined ultra-efficient re-sizing to revolutionize. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: front-end, sticky. We have come to know that if you repurpose cyber-proactively then you may also disintermediate holistically. The M&A factor is ubiquitous. We constantly synergize blog-based, B2B biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! It comes off as unimagined, but it's realistic! A is the industry leader of efficient platforms. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for monitoring new platforms? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XMLHttpRequest. We will reinvent the industry jargon "user-defined". We always transform enterprise development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without well-chosen technologies, angel investors are forced to become B2B2C. What does it really mean to engage "compellingly"? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can morph correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver correctly. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is!