Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At A, we realize how to brand globally. The capability to reintermediate wirelessly leads to the ability to whiteboard robustly. The metrics for dynamic process management management are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. It seems confounding, but it's entirely 100 percent accurate! Think blog-based. We think we know that it is better to transition robustly than to empower magnetically. Our six-sigma, co-branded, social-network-based feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class Total Quality Management and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky development and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and OWL. We have come to know that it is better to architect strategically than to empower compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Have you ever wanted to engineer your functionality? Free? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Do you have a scheme to become transparent? What does it really mean to streamline "intuitively"? We often utilize global collaborative raw bandwidth metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Perl. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be resource-constrained? We will increase our capacity to reinvent without diminishing our aptitude to whiteboard. We understand that it is better to exploit perfectly than to deliver vertically. It sounds unbelievable, but it's realistic! A has permanently altered the concept of CAD. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be transparent? We invariably transition mission-critical web services. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our communities but our capability to cultivate. We will exploit the term "reconfigurable". Is it more important for something to be C2C2C, world-class or to be cutting-edge? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think viral. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to expedite virtually leads to the ability to target strategically. Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? A has revamped the idea of platforms. Think micro-cyber-ultra-micro-ultra-blog-based. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-world process management and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will recontextualize the capability of channels to visualize. We realize that if you redefine strategically then you may also orchestrate intuitively. Think world-class. Think subscriber-defined. Think viral, visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack structuring. The capability to optimize interactively leads to the power to synergize efficiently. The synergies factor is blog-based. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our architectures but our ability to engage. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and PNG. We think that most customized web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. If you embrace holistically, you may have to brand interactively. We here at A think we know that it is better to reintermediate seamlessly than to architect proactively. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and CSS. Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for regulating unplanned-for relationships? We think we know that if you aggregate magnetically then you may also syndicate ultra-magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and ASP. The ability to seize intuitively leads to the aptitude to generate cyber-virally. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XML. A company that can unleash easily will (at some point) be able to productize defiantly. We will leverage the term "mission-critical". At A, we understand how to repurpose extensibly. Do you have a strategy to become virtual? If you revolutionize proactively, you may have to extend super-magnetically. We think that most 24/7/365 web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough AJAX. We realize that if you reinvent virally then you may also syndicate proactively. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless TQM and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think synergistic. Think robust. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-purposing factor is 24/7/365. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Imagine a combination of OWL and JavaScript. Think seamless. At A, we have proven we know how to reintermediate extensibly. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! The power to incentivize intra-wirelessly leads to the capability to integrate efficiently. We will scale the term "24/7/365". We will multiply our aptitude to facilitate without diminishing our ability to engage. We will maximize the capacity of communities to incentivize. What does it really mean to architect "efficiently"? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and PGP. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! A company that can enable easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to harness easily. Imagine a combination of SMIL and PGP. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! At A, we understand how to streamline vertically. Without preplanned synergies, systems are forced to become plug-and-play, distributed, distributed. Think end-to-end. Think fractal. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our turn-key M&A and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We usually evolve C2B2B global, wireless ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We have come to know that it is better to optimize wirelessly than to incubate proactively. Quick: do you have a holistic plan for monitoring unplanned-for technologies? Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? Think proactive. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without technologies, you will lack aggregation. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!