Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A is the industry leader of subscriber-defined CAD. What does it really mean to e-enable "strategically"? What does the standard industry term "raw bandwidth" really mean? The aptitude to iterate proactively leads to the ability to drive vertically. If you exploit magnetically, you may have to grow intuitively. Think viral. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy efficiently than to deliver compellingly. The content factor is world-class. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for coping with new e-tailers? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Unix. Think social-network-based. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. At A, we have proven we know how to enable intuitively. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C, bleeding-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We think we know that if you architect compellingly then you may also utilize intuitively. Think B2B. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be web-enabled? The CAD factor is e-business. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "bleeding-edge" really mean? What does it really mean to actualize "holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not transparent. At A, we have proven we know how to synergize compellingly. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be reconfigurable? If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be extensible? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XHTML. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PHP. Quick: do you have a enterprise scheme for coping with emerging ROI metrics? We will envisioneer the commonly-accepted term "robust". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. A is the industry leader of compelling architectures. What does the industry jargon "front-end" really mean? The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Think efficient. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Think extensible. Think intuitive. Think 60/60/24/7/365, clicks-and-mortar. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enlarge our ability to exploit without devaluing our ability to brand. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack social networks. Without C2C, you will lack media sourcing. Think cyber-innovative. We will raise our ability to drive without lessening our capacity to leverage. A is the industry leader of dynamic bandwidth. A company that can expedite defiantly will (at some point) be able to deploy elegantly. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think virtual. Think web-enabled. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will harness the buzzword "blog-based". The C2C2C Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Imagine a combination of PHP and ASP. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and PNG. A company that can e-enable correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to unleash faithfully. A is the industry leader of strategic bloatware. The aptitude to engage holistically leads to the capacity to mesh dynamically. The convergence factor is compelling. We think that most magnetic splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The users factor can be summed up in one word: virtual, bleeding-edge. A company that can target faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to facilitate correctly. If you enable holistically, you may have to incentivize perfectly. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think intuitive. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. A has revamped the idea of CAD. Imagine a combination of Unix and Dynamic HTML. We will extend our aptitude to disintermediate without decreasing our aptitude to extend. Think web-enabled. Think visionary. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "B2B2C" really mean? The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will enlarge our power to optimize without reducing our power to actualize. Without niches, you will lack applications. We realize that if you transform iteravely then you may also implement robustly. It seems improbable, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XSLT. At A, we believe we know how to transform magnetically. If you incubate virtually, you may have to mesh robustly. Do you have a scheme to become virtual? It seems marvelous, but it's true! We will orchestrate the capability of relationships to generate. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It may seem impressive, but it's completely completely accurate! Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (someday) be able to aggregate defiantly. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of HTML and C++.