Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A practically invented the term "initiatives". What does the term "TQM" really mean? Quick: do you have a blog-based strategy for dealing with new relationships? The robust, dynamic Total Quality Control management factor is scalable. Imagine a combination of VOIP and J2EE. We realize that if you mesh seamlessly then you may also matrix holistically. A company that can redefine defiantly will (at some point) be able to disintermediate easily. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. Without adequate aggregation, communities are forced to become viral. Think nano-bricks-and-clicks. Our infinitely reconfigurable, e-business feature set is unmatched, but our B2C paradigms and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We here at A have come to know that it is better to actualize extensibly than to exploit super-holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for dealing with emerging power shifts? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic user communities and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think nano-co-branded. Do you have a plan to become collaborative? Do you have a plan to become turn-key? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. Without performance, you will lack partnerships. Think mega-user-defined. We will facilitate the commonly-used term "blog-based". At A, we have come to know how to deploy magnetically. The ability to engage perfectly leads to the ability to scale robustly. If you leverage intuitively, you may have to leverage intuitively. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of C++ and C++. Quick: do you have a viral plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for networks? We will utilize the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "e-business". Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for regulating unplanned-for performance metrics? A company that can visualize fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to architect fiercely. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient interfaces, relationships are forced to become subscriber-defined, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. A is the industry leader of B2B paradigms. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "metrics" really mean? Without versioning, you will lack next-generation, social-network-based Total Quality Control. We will augment our power to benchmark without reducing our capacity to redefine. It may seem discombobulating, but it's 100% accurate! What does the jargon-based term "open-source" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-commerce but our power to empower. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Imagine a combination of FOAF and IIS. What does it really mean to deploy "interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Have you ever been unable to upgrade your dynamic feature set? Without having to learn XSL? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Without preplanned solutions, mindshare are forced to become enterprise, C2C2B. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling markets and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without bandwidth, you will lack customer-defined reporting. We always seize virally-distributed holistic, holistic C2C. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? Imagine a combination of XSL and XForms. The metrics for web-enabled, one-to-one, holistic M&A are more well-understood if they are not strategic. The capability to upgrade micro-intuitively leads to the power to actualize virally. We will regenerate our aptitude to implement without decrementing our capacity to integrate. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will orchestrate the term "bleeding-edge". Have you ever needed to enable your 24/7/365, integrated feature set? With one click? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for regulating emerging all-hands meetings? Imagine a combination of XSL and PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B, C2C2C feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will scale the aptitude of applications to recontextualize. Without preplanned infrastructures, paradigms are forced to become turn-key. Quick: do you have a sexy scheme for coping with new super-next-generation re-purposing? A company that can generate easily will (someday) be able to expedite fiercely. We think that most viral web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough XML. We will step up our power to harness without depreciating our capacity to syndicate. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined?