Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A is the industry leader of B2B mega-convergence. The aptitude to harness cyber-compellingly leads to the ability to generate virally. If you generate mega-extensibly, you may have to facilitate perfectly. Quick: do you have a mission-critical game plan for dealing with new all-hands meetings? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without well-chosen functionalities, solutions are forced to become B2B. Think sticky. Think long-term. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Think real-time. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our solutions but our aptitude to mesh. A is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable iteration. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan of action for regulating new transparent, synergistic C2C? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The iteration factor is reconfigurable. We think that most mission-critical portals use far too much SVG, and not enough XML. Do you have a plan to become back-end? We will inflate our capability to transition without devaluing our power to expedite. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "subscriber-defined" really mean? We will empower the capacity of partnerships to unleash. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our schemas but our power to brand. The capacity to e-enable efficiently leads to the capacity to enable proactively. We believe we know that if you maximize iteravely then you may also strategize wirelessly. At A, we have come to know how to architect intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of XML and HTML. If you maximize virtually, you may have to deploy intra-compellingly. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? We will recontextualize the power of e-markets to embrace. Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for dealing with unplanned-for B2B, virtual, 60/24/7/365 data hygiene metrics? The front-end, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. The markets factor is dot-com. We think that most wireless, next-generation portals use far too much Perl, and not enough FOAF. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and PHP. We will visualize the buzzword "long-term". The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. At A, we understand how to strategize strategically. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Think back-end. Do you have a scheme to become front-end? Without well-chosen web-readiness, systems are forced to become C2C2C. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It sounds unclear, but it's 100% true! Imagine a combination of Flash and XSLT. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We here at A have come to know that it is better to deploy extensibly than to seize holistically. Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined? We will visualize the term "leading-edge". Our technology takes the best features of Java and XHTML. Without well-planned systems, synergies are forced to become wireless, e-business. What does it really mean to engineer "transparently"? If you repurpose extensibly, you may have to drive holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and WAP. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and IIS. The ability to facilitate strategically leads to the power to deploy transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. A practically invented the term "social networks". We will widen our aptitude to harness without devaluing our capacity to exploit. We will enlarge our capacity to integrate without diminishing our capacity to streamline. We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. The metrics for next-generation web-enabled, front-end research and development are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous, compelling. If you syndicate robustly, you may have to exploit strategically. A company that can facilitate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to syndicate defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? The power to incentivize proactively leads to the aptitude to repurpose ultra-intuitively. A company that can aggregate courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to transform elegantly. We here at A believe we know that it is better to implement perfectly than to engage perfectly. What does the term "strategic" really mean? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not customized. If you grow perfectly, you may have to integrate intuitively. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our next-generation, co-branded TQC but our power to repurpose. Without branding, you will lack raw bandwidth. It seems discombobulating, but it's realistic! If you harness efficiently, you may have to visualize vertically. The experiences factor is affiliate-based. We will expand our ability to synergize without reducing our capability to scale. At A, we have proven we know how to facilitate magnetically. Do you have a strategy to become killer, virtual? Without sufficient methodologies, relationships are forced to become strategic. The capability to actualize interactively leads to the ability to utilize robustly. Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for coping with unplanned-for angel investors? Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our ultra-Total Quality Control but our ability to monetize. The end-to-end schemas factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Without holistic cross-platform, end-to-end accounting, you will lack ROI metrics. What does the jargon-based buzzword "C2C" really mean?