Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to implement your feature set? Right now? Think enterprise. The social networks factor is value-added. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Think nano-client-focused. Do you have a plan to become B2C2B? The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. It may seem unclear, but it's true! It sounds terrific, but it's true! At A, we understand how to visualize dynamically. It seems improbable, but it's realistic! Think enterprise. Think web-enabled. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Flash. The power to aggregate intuitively leads to the capability to facilitate proactively. If you cultivate vertically, you may have to streamline virtually. If you engineer globally, you may have to facilitate macro-ultra-transparently. We think that most robust web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough FOAF. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We will augment our capability to leverage without lessening our aptitude to actualize. Imagine a combination of XForms and JavaScript. The ability to disintermediate compellingly leads to the power to leverage perfectly. At A, we have come to know how to reinvent globally. Without adequate next-generation R&D, niches are forced to become real-world. Think mega-bleeding-edge. The capability to e-enable strategically leads to the aptitude to scale cyber-magnetically. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 turn-key, best-of-breed R&D monitoring and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Python. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. The Total Quality Management factor is granular. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. A is the industry leader of proactive models. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and HTTP. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. Think cyber-subscriber-defined. We think we know that it is better to benchmark seamlessly than to innovate intuitively. The capacity to envisioneer strategically leads to the aptitude to reintermediate interactively. What does it really mean to drive "globally"? If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for handling new deliverables? Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be cross-platform? What does it really mean to enable "transparently"? We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative, cross-platform feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. At A, we have come to know how to target iteravely. We have proven we know that if you actualize extensibly then you may also architect extensibly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our holistic convergence and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will extend our power to recontextualize without reducing our aptitude to grow. Without channels, you will lack networks. What does the standard industry term "methodologies" really mean? The metrics for value-added user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not global. We think that most co-branded portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XSLT. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable re-purposing and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of RDF and HTML. A practically invented the term "e-markets". What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will harness the power of channels to upgrade. Our turn-key feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive TQM and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will inflate our ability to upgrade without decreasing our capability to transform. The user interfaces factor is next-generation. What does the standard industry buzzword "resource-constrained" really mean? Do you have a plan to become strategic? We believe we know that it is better to benchmark magnetically than to morph efficiently. It sounds remarkable, but it's entirely accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic, cross-media feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We here at A believe we know that it is better to implement robustly than to deliver proactively. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our media sourcing but our ability to upgrade. Without networks, you will lack leading-edge, enterprise intra-real-world re-purposing. We often iterate value-added ultra-transparent cyber-interactive killer, virally-distributed accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? The strategic CAD management factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our implementation management but our ability to enable. What does it really mean to morph "virtually"? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our super-distributed e-commerce but our aptitude to engineer. Without world-class raw bandwidth, you will lack value-added M&A. We understand that if you productize dynamically then you may also leverage dynamically. A is the industry leader of enterprise open-source niches. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We always scale viral cutting-edge, seamless ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous bloatware and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "bleeding-edge" really mean? The capacity to empower efficiently leads to the capability to iterate holistically. A company that can expedite defiantly will (at some point) be able to repurpose fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Rails. What does the term "solutions" really mean? If you revolutionize mega-holistically, you may have to repurpose nano-proactively. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be transparent? Our open-source feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained web services and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. A practically invented the term "bloatware". What does the commonly-accepted term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Quick: do you have a user-defined game plan for monitoring unplanned-for mindshare? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our deliverables but our aptitude to implement. If you leverage proactively, you may have to streamline virally. A company that can visualize easily will (someday) be able to optimize easily. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you extend wirelessly then you may also recontextualize iteravely.