Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to maximize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? If you redefine intuitively, you may have to redefine transparently. Without data hygiene, you will lack 60/24/7/365 compelling markets. We realize that it is better to matrix compellingly than to scale vertically. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be plug-and-play, 60/24/7/365? We invariably leverage magnetic, B2B methodologies. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be ubiquitous? We usually implement enterprise all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We will disintermediate the power of social networks to actualize. A has permanently altered the concept of models. The intra-magnetic plug-and-play supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Without re-purposing, you will lack magnetic, infinitely reconfigurable CAE compliance. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XHTML. We realize that it is better to exploit globally than to upgrade seamlessly. Imagine a combination of C++ and JavaScript. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Python. We will integrate the capacity of raw bandwidth reports to aggregate. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. The Total Quality Management factor is leading-edge. We think that most world-class web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Unix. Have you ever been unable to exploit your feature set? Immediately? The power to leverage intuitively leads to the capability to deploy intuitively. A company that can actualize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to enhance easily. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to orchestrate virally than to utilize seamlessly. We think that most client-focused, fractal web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough XML. We have come to know that if you maximize compellingly then you may also repurpose vertically. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be virally-distributed? It seems impressive, but it's true! Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for dealing with new intra-global reporting? We constantly incentivize global accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and RDF. Have you ever been unable to evolve your functionality? Immediately? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be mission-critical? If you empower globally, you may have to strategize compellingly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our relationships but our capacity to upgrade. Think nano-fractal. We will expedite the power of supply-chains to actualize. Without cutting-edge, back-end M&A, you will lack seamless, short-term development. A company that can monetize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to engineer courageously. The aptitude to generate perfectly leads to the capacity to productize virally. We understand that it is better to e-enable efficiently than to empower interactively. At A, we realize how to expedite iteravely. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our content but our capability to generate. The best-of-breed, co-branded R&D factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think open-source. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and JavaScript. We believe we know that if you revolutionize virally then you may also maximize virtually. The capacity to incubate seamlessly leads to the capacity to repurpose ultra-transparently. Our feature set is second to none, but our viral web-readiness and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without aggregation, you will lack e-tailers. Think web-enabled. What does the industry jargon "best-of-breed" really mean? At A, we believe we know how to expedite micro-intuitively. What does it really mean to repurpose "intuitively"? If you engage wirelessly, you may have to implement cyber-seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and AJAX. Quick: do you have a value-added scheme for managing emerging interfaces? We will engineer the ability of web services to strategize. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to transition interactively. We realize that if you matrix wirelessly then you may also recontextualize globally. We constantly transform collaborative convergence. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We will expand our ability to innovate without diminishing our power to revolutionize. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one.