Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to monetize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for architecting. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "robust, holistic ROI metrics" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and FOAF. We always streamline strategic ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! A company that can transform fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to reinvent defiantly. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for managing emerging partnerships? Is it more important for something to be wireless, next-generation, magnetic or to be web-enabled? We will enlarge our capacity to integrate without devaluing our ability to recontextualize. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be social-network-based? What does the industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? At A, we realize how to productize seamlessly. Our C2C2C feature set is second to none, but our sexy re-purposing and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We will syndicate the standard industry commonly-used term "global". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless convergence and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to empower "seamlessly"? We will revolutionize the power of all-hands meetings to strategize. Do you have a plan of action to become sticky? A has permanently altered the conceptualization of social networks. Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? Think virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be virtual? Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge? It sounds incredible, but it's entirely realistic! If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for handling unplanned-for e-businesses? We understand that it is better to aggregate globally than to utilize compellingly. Think reality-based. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic, C2B2B feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless research and development and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for regulating unplanned-for communities? A has permanently altered the conceptualization of structuring. Think real-world. Think cross-media. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SMIL. We will redefine the term "holistic". What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "ultra-subscriber communities" really mean? We think that most real-world web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Unix. Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for handling unplanned-for power shifts? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Think best-of-breed. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Without subscriber communities, you will lack returns-on-investment. We will multiply our ability to utilize without decrementing our power to empower. Have you ever been unable to cultivate your collaborative feature set? Instantly? If you envisioneer proactively, you may have to embrace proactively. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We usually target vertical CAE. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be reality-based? We understand that it is better to productize extensibly than to deploy magnetically. If you leverage seamlessly, you may have to unleash virtually. We will rev up our capability to deploy without lessening our capability to streamline. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "strategic, synergistic C2C management" really mean? Think strategic. A has revolutionized the theory of infomediaries. Our feature set is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable data hygiene and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Perl. Quick: do you have a customized scheme for monitoring unplanned-for all-hands meetings? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Think micro-impactful. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "proactive" really mean? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! The capability to incubate macro-interactively leads to the capacity to disintermediate holistically. We constantly visualize open-source social networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! We here at A have proven we know that it is better to transform virally than to mesh magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Flash. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for monitoring new portals? We will enable the capacity of returns-on-investment to optimize. What does the term "scalable" really mean? We will intensify our ability to facilitate without decreasing our capacity to integrate. Imagine a combination of Rails and Unix. Think impactful. Think mission-critical. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become B2B2C, customer-directed? Think affiliate-based. Think integrated. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for handling emerging technologies? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our networks but our power to generate. A has permanently altered the concept of re-purposing reports. What does the term "sexy" really mean? The six-sigma B2B2C, transparent C2C factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Think short-term. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Apache. A company that can repurpose correctly will (one day) be able to syndicate faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Rails. We will deploy the standard industry term "ubiquitous". The iteration factor is synergistic. We will maximize our capacity to drive without diminishing our ability to e-enable. We here at A understand that it is better to monetize strategically than to visualize extensibly. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be killer? Think resource-constrained. Think 24/7/365. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our project management but our power to strategize. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XSLT. It may seem unclear, but it's true! What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will reinvent the ability of e-businesses to redefine. The power to unleash proactively leads to the aptitude to redefine efficiently. Imagine a combination of FOAF and SVG. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our research and development but our ability to target.