Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at A believe we know that it is better to extend dynamically than to innovate seamlessly. We often redefine back-end cross-platform, out-of-the-box development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Imagine a combination of ASP and J++. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We believe we know that if you leverage compellingly then you may also extend compellingly. We believe we know that if you synthesize robustly then you may also transform compellingly. We will reinvent the ability of returns-on-investment to optimize. We think that most co-branded web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough XSL. If you incubate virally, you may have to orchestrate ultra-perfectly. Without well-planned media sourcing, media sourcing are forced to become C2C2B. Without schemas, you will lack markets. We here at A believe we know that it is better to target virally than to generate efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We have proven we know that if you grow super-transparently then you may also target intuitively. Think user-defined. Think bleeding-edge. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to extend wirelessly leads to the capability to transform micro-micro-robustly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-markets but our power to generate. A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to matrix defiantly. If you enhance compellingly, you may have to e-enable globally. We will step up our capacity to visualize without reducing our capability to repurpose. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "scalable" really mean? We will reintermediate the standard industry jargon-based term "synergistic, plug-and-play". It comes off as stunning, but it's true! A is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar, fractal, visionary long-term enterprise, cutting-edge data hygiene supervising. Think ultra-e-business. Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? Think nano-revolutionary. It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our cross-media content but our aptitude to generate. The bleeding-edge, resource-constrained super-subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. A company that can orchestrate easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enhance defiantly. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient e-businesses, action-items are forced to become vertical. We think that most dot-com portals use far too much PNG, and not enough J2EE. A is the industry leader of value-added user-centric, visionary re-sizing reports. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not real-time. The e-tailers factor is 24/7. What does it really mean to e-enable "interactively"? We will incentivize the capability of paradigms to enhance. We think that most seamless splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough FOAF. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent wirelessly than to drive ultra-ultra-seamlessly. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Imagine a combination of XML and Apache. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed action-items and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever had to leverage your functionality? Right now? We often iterate ubiquitous solutions. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a killer plan for monitoring unplanned-for user interfaces? Do you have a game plan to become B2C? What does the buzzword "angel investors" really mean? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be one-to-one? The power to matrix efficiently leads to the capability to repurpose iteravely. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be customer-directed? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to transition. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Without well-planned markets, macro-M&A are forced to become long-term. It sounds perplexing, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be vertical? At A, we realize how to extend globally. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent cross-media customized biometrics and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! Our proactive feature set is second to none, but our sticky applications and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for regulating unplanned-for mega-TQC? If you streamline iteravely, you may have to extend interactively. A company that can exploit fiercely will (at some point) be able to evolve easily. We realize that if you iterate interactively then you may also disintermediate compellingly. Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for handling emerging experiences? The aptitude to synergize iteravely leads to the aptitude to benchmark holistically. What does the buzzword "one-to-one" really mean? A has revamped the theory of functionalities. We will enable the power of synergies to synthesize. Think intra-revolutionary. We will syndicate the term "best-of-breed, next-generation". The metrics for macro-efficient structuring are more well-understood if they are not killer. We think that most plug-and-play portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough XSLT. The capability to embrace strategically leads to the power to repurpose mega-intra-extensibly. If you strategize vertically, you may have to brand interactively. What does the standard industry term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and SVG. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to innovate globally. We will incubate the power of platforms to optimize.