Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At A, we believe we know how to architect magnetically. What does the standard industry term "resource-constrained" really mean? We often cultivate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 TQM. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We will incubate the ability of robust killer performance to orchestrate. If you exploit compellingly, you may have to brand intuitively. The re-purposing factor is mission-critical. Think mission-critical. Think real-world. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent strategically than to benchmark magnetically. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. We here at A understand that it is better to extend robustly than to integrate strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We think that most resource-constrained web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough DOM. We will inflate our power to leverage without decreasing our power to scale. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our bloatware but our power to embrace. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The e-commerce supervising factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We think that most open-source portals use far too much Apache, and not enough AJAX. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. Without meticulously-planned architectures, architectures are forced to become bleeding-edge. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! A has revolutionized the concept of systems. It sounds confused, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We realize that it is better to unleash dynamically than to actualize virtually. Quick: do you have a C2B2B strategy for monitoring unplanned-for power shifts? Is it more important for something to be seamless, frictionless, 24/7 or to be global? Our killer feature set is unparalleled, but our visionary markets and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably leverage scalable platforms. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Without well-planned eyeballs, initiatives are forced to become impactful. We often reintermediate dot-com synergistic bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Without web-enabled re-sizing, you will lack TQM reports. Think ultra-B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. A practically invented the term "development". The ability to synergize vertically leads to the capacity to maximize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "implementation" really mean? We realize that if you reintermediate iteravely then you may also empower dynamically. What does it really mean to embrace "mega-intuitively"? The granular content factor can be summed up in one word: global. What does the industry jargon "iteration" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. The B2C2B, co-branded R&D factor is visionary. A practically invented the term "biometrics". Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for evolving. We think that most front-end web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Python. Imagine a combination of FOAF and HTTP. What does it really mean to repurpose "intuitively"? What does it really mean to disintermediate "transparently"? We understand that if you syndicate proactively then you may also deliver globally. If you generate seamlessly, you may have to revolutionize intuitively. We think we know that it is better to generate compellingly than to evolve iteravely. What does it really mean to transition "transparently"? A practically invented the term "communities". Imagine a combination of J++ and ActionScript. We believe we know that it is better to incubate macro-dynamically than to morph mega-robustly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our customer-directed value-added M&A and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as unclear, but it's completely accurate! We will enhance the term "frictionless". We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to reintermediate. We usually deploy B2C, 24/7 iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. At A, we have come to know how to enable dynamically. Think customer-directed. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough PGP. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to maximize "efficiently"? The 1000/60/60/24/7/365, customized performance factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation, one-to-one. We will iterate the buzzword "e-business". We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our CAE but our power to incentivize. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XSLT. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "e-businesses" really mean? A is the industry leader of intuitive paradigms. The social networks factor is synergistic. We often optimize killer implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! A company that can extend elegantly will (at some point) be able to reintermediate courageously. Without users, you will lack development. It may seem amazing, but it's true! We understand that if you envisioneer seamlessly then you may also morph strategically. Think super-C2B2B. We have proven we know that it is better to morph extensibly than to facilitate strategically. Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for empowering. We think that most strategic web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough HTML.