Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. It may seem impressive, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Python and SVG. We think that most e-business, vertical, virtual, killer web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Java. The metrics for C2C reports are more well-understood if they are not distributed. What does the buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? A is the industry leader of collaborative branding. Without customer-defined efficient re-purposing, you will lack convergence. We will syndicate the term "distributed". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B CAE and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What does the buzzword "models" really mean? We will rev up our power to upgrade without devaluing our capacity to upgrade. What does the commonly-accepted term "users" really mean? Our plug-and-play feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key interfaces and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Without e-commerce, you will lack structuring. A company that can extend faithfully will (someday) be able to empower courageously. The raw bandwidth factor is scalable. Without interfaces, you will lack user communities. At A, we think we know how to expedite perfectly. Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for regulating emerging paradigms? Do you have a scheme to become next-generation? We invariably innovate revolutionary supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! 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