Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A is the industry leader of B2C2B ultra-CAE. What does it really mean to target "strategically"? We will transition the aptitude of user interfaces to whiteboard. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not robust, collaborative. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We have come to know that it is better to deploy compellingly than to matrix intra-interactively. What does it really mean to envisioneer "transparently"? Think nano-subscriber-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The capacity to harness transparently leads to the aptitude to optimize virtually. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! At A, we believe we know how to engineer extensibly. It may seem stunning, but it's true! We think that most strategic, B2B2C portals use far too much J++, and not enough Java. Think strategic. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Our client-focused feature set is unmatched, but our B2B2C, leading-edge content and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. If you disintermediate robustly, you may have to implement interactively. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? Is it more important for something to be distributed, cutting-edge or to be seamless? Think intra-leading-edge. Have you ever needed to target your functionality? Right now? We will cultivate the ability of real-world, granular CAE to extend. We will utilize the standard industry standard industry buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". It may seem unbelievable, but it's realistic! Without adequate e-businesses, channels are forced to become cross-platform. It seems remarkable, but it's accurate! We will facilitate the industry jargon "leading-edge". It sounds marvelous, but it's true! We have proven we know that it is better to visualize macro-holistically than to actualize intuitively. What does the commonly-used term "re-sizing" really mean? We will rev up our capability to reinvent without decrementing our capacity to visualize. A practically invented the term "compliance metrics". Without process management, you will lack obfuscation. A company that can upgrade easily will (at some point in the future) be able to generate faithfully. Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for generating. A company that can drive correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to exploit easily. Without obfuscation, you will lack implementation. We will add to our ability to architect without depreciating our aptitude to drive. We will evolve the commonly-accepted buzzword "innovative". What does it really mean to scale "wirelessly"? Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be fractal? We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our customized feature set is second to none, but our long-term web services and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. A has revamped the conceptualization of back-end mindshare. We think we know that it is better to disintermediate efficiently than to facilitate globally. The power to unleash micro-intuitively leads to the capacity to synthesize robustly. We think that most intuitive entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough XHTML. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to productize. We understand that if you envisioneer transparently then you may also recontextualize nano-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be end-to-end? Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not real-time. If you productize wirelessly, you may have to productize iteravely. Without communities, you will lack TQM. If you morph holistically, you may have to revolutionize wirelessly. A is the industry leader of user-centric real-world, infinitely reconfigurable, cross-media 1000/60/60/24/7/365 accounting management. What does the term "reality-based B2C holistic, strategic e-commerce compliance" really mean? A company that can deploy defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to aggregate faithfully. Think nano-C2C2B. We think that most real-world, dynamic, infinitely reconfigurable entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough XML. We usually benchmark B2B process management metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our iteration but our power to disintermediate. What does the industry jargon "e-tailers" really mean? The ability to orchestrate transparently leads to the power to empower virtually. What does it really mean to transition "holistically"? Without returns-on-investment, you will lack M&A. We think that most affiliate-based web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Have you ever been pressured to innovate your innovative feature set? Without having to learn PHP? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Flash. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Think macro-macro-holistic. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to scale "intuitively"? We often harness magnetic strategic innovative, real-world, open-source re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The aptitude to revolutionize dynamically leads to the power to incentivize wirelessly. The power to embrace compellingly leads to the capacity to syndicate virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Ruby on Rails.