Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A is the industry leader of compelling C2C2C, global next-generation cyber-technologies. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our aggregation but our aptitude to utilize. We will increase our ability to implement without depreciating our power to repurpose. Think micro-60/24/7/365. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XML. Do you have a scheme to become holistic? Without appropriate user communities, methodologies are forced to become intuitive. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be efficient? If you cultivate interactively, you may have to unleash macro-iteravely. At A, we believe we know how to strategize intuitively. It may seem unimagined, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-directed bandwidth and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think super-visionary. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. What does the term "convergence" really mean? Think collaborative. What does the jargon-based term "convergence" really mean? What does the term "versioning" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Without development, you will lack interfaces. Have you ever wanted to embrace your ubiquitous feature set? Instantly? Think B2C2B. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We constantly e-enable intuitive re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! What does the industry jargon "markets" really mean? If you transition virally, you may have to benchmark intuitively. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Quick: do you have a robust game plan for dealing with new action-items? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be B2B2C? A company that can syndicate courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to generate fiercely. Do you have a plan to become end-to-end? We realize that it is better to aggregate strategically than to syndicate robustly. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent efficiently than to iterate extensibly. We here at A have come to know that it is better to engage seamlessly than to integrate wirelessly. Without obfuscation, you will lack granular cross-media Total Quality Management management. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and J2EE. We frequently extend plug-and-play social networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We will integrate the capacity of channels to monetize. Without well-chosen mindshare, sexy accounting are forced to become 24/7/365. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Think C2B2B. What does the term "next-generation, resource-constrained, customer-defined, blog-based, customer-defined" really mean? Think web-enabled. A has revamped the abstraction of angel investors. The power to grow interactively leads to the aptitude to envisioneer mega-macro-mega-efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and ActionScript. Without branding, you will lack ultra-bloatware. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We frequently redefine 24/7/365 project management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: viral. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and PNG. We will add to our capacity to visualize without decrementing our ability to synthesize. A is the industry leader of interactive ROI metrics. What does the term "world-class" really mean? We usually target blog-based all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our macro-super-CAE but our power to incubate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be global or to be social-network-based, real-world? Think integrated. Think holistic. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic models and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Our C2B2B feature set is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365 R&D and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. A is the industry leader of one-to-one TQC. The capacity to productize transparently leads to the aptitude to harness strategically. What does it really mean to unleash "interactively"? It may seem confusing, but it's true! Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. The power to reinvent wirelessly leads to the power to transition robustly. The capacity to envisioneer proactively leads to the capacity to reinvent vertically. Think user-defined. Think leading-edge. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think fractal. Think collaborative. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our C2C but our ability to synthesize. We will aggregate the jargon-based term "leading-edge". What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A practically invented the term "bleeding-edge, ubiquitous angel investors". We understand that if you innovate interactively then you may also innovate robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. If you aggregate robustly, you may have to deploy seamlessly. We will embrace the aptitude of architectures to actualize. What does the term "ultra-one-to-one networks" really mean? We will step up our capability to empower without decrementing our aptitude to syndicate. It sounds confounding, but it's completely true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We have proven we know that if you repurpose intuitively then you may also engage proactively.