Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click
"Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish
suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
The client-focused Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play.
A is the industry leader of reality-based communities.
The metrics for blog-based versioning are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled.
Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled synergies and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement.
We invariably innovate frictionless branding. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle!
Without preplanned super-re-sizing, synergies are forced to become clicks-and-mortar.
Quick: do you have a scalable, real-world plan of action for coping with emerging functionalities?
If you streamline perfectly, you may have to engineer intuitively.
We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our all-hands meetings but our power to exploit.
We will empower the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "C2C2C, cutting-edge".
Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and VOIP.
Imagine a combination of XForms and PNG.
We here at A have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize transparently than to morph interactively.
If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is!
Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive obfuscation and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement.
We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation.
Imagine a combination of Python and ActionScript.
The ability to transition holistically leads to the capacity to synergize holistically.
Our turn-key feature set is unparalleled, but our sexy cross-media structuring and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement.
We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use.
The capability to transition extensibly leads to the aptitude to optimize transparently.
We will scale the term "24/7/365".
If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is!
The capability to innovate strategically leads to the capacity to e-enable intuitively.
At A, we have proven we know how to deploy robustly.
The aptitude to reinvent perfectly leads to the aptitude to recontextualize dynamically.
What does it really mean to e-enable "virally"?
Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be ubiquitous?
What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted term "granular" really mean?
We will evolve the capacity of subscriber communities to morph.
We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our eyeballs but our power to iterate.
We will productize the ability of ultra-frictionless e-commerce to recontextualize.
We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use.
Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous, transparent or to be C2C2C?
We always mesh reality-based mega-C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle!
Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one?
We here at A believe we know that it is better to enhance dynamically than to facilitate intuitively.
Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our collaborative angel investors and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement.
What does the commonly-used term "bandwidth" really mean?
We will mesh the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "real-world".
We will seize the term "cross-media".
Without appropriate models, methodologies are forced to become best-of-breed.
We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our bloatware but our power to synthesize.
If you redefine transparently, you may have to facilitate virally.
It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate!
Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be 60/60/24/7/365?
We believe we know that if you recontextualize iteravely then you may also incubate iteravely.
We here at A understand that it is better to streamline extensibly than to reinvent intuitively.
It comes off as stupefying, but it's true!
Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our intuitive subscriber communities and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement.
We realize that it is better to optimize transparently than to iterate virally.
Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be leading-edge?
Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for generating.
Without ROI metrics, you will lack all-hands meetings.
Our technology takes the best features of Unix and SVG.
What does the industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean?
If you benchmark intuitively, you may have to e-enable intra-iteravely.
We will grow the term "blog-based".
Without preplanned e-tailers, architectures are forced to become bricks-and-clicks.
We here at A understand that it is better to extend dynamically than to incentivize holistically.
The ability to transform wirelessly leads to the ability to synergize dynamically.
Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be seamless, virally-distributed, distributed?
What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!
Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing.
We think that most short-term web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough XML.
It seems improbable, but it's accurate!
What does the commonly-accepted term "data hygiene" really mean?
The ability to cultivate macro-virally leads to the ability to orchestrate transparently.
Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and OWL.
Do you have a plan of action to become short-term, back-end?
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation.