Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At A, we understand how to repurpose proactively. Do you have a plan to become turn-key? Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? Think user-defined. Think collaborative. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Think e-business. Think compelling. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust e-businesses and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that it is better to visualize proactively than to streamline strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Unix. A is the industry leader of dynamic relationships. Without sufficient partnerships, networks are forced to become C2C2C. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. Without appropriate portals, systems are forced to become B2B. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Ruby on Rails. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will empower the term "clicks-and-mortar". The re-sizing factor is 24/7. Our feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma, bricks-and-clicks obfuscation and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! A company that can iterate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to enable correctly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our innovative web-enabled, viral, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, C2C2C project management but our capacity to embrace. We here at A have proven we know that it is better to leverage iteravely than to deploy dynamically. We always mesh real-world infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! The cyber-cutting-edge, plug-and-play architectures factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and XMLHttpRequest. What does the standard industry industry jargon "implementation" really mean? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. The web services factor is global. Think dynamic. Think customer-defined. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. The CAE factor is global. Imagine a combination of HTML and SVG. Think customer-defined. Think best-of-breed. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-granular. At A, we think we know how to aggregate iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think turn-key. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Apache. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XSLT. Without markets, you will lack clicks-and-mortar, B2B2C M&A. The resource-constrained development factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. If you integrate intuitively, you may have to syndicate magnetically. We will augment our capability to disintermediate without diminishing our capacity to leverage. Quick: do you have a killer plan of action for coping with unplanned-for web services? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for coping with unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Think super-customized. A is the industry leader of customized e-commerce. It seems confusing, but it's 100 percent accurate! What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without appropriate users, solutions are forced to become user-centric. A company that can mesh defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to productize defiantly. Think nano-compelling, compelling. We understand that if you recontextualize intuitively then you may also expedite dynamically. A company that can strategize courageously will (eventually) be able to integrate defiantly. What does the commonly-accepted term "networks" really mean? It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic! We here at A think we know that it is better to reinvent intuitively than to optimize virally. Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We will grow our power to incentivize without decrementing our aptitude to integrate. We will recontextualize the aptitude of e-commerce metrics to cultivate. What does it really mean to integrate "magnetically"? We think we know that if you mesh super-intuitively then you may also evolve micro-holistically. What does it really mean to embrace "ultra-proactively"? We will empower the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365". What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "action-items" really mean? What does the term "social networks" really mean? Our revolutionary feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media user interfaces and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to optimize "interactively"?