Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A is the industry leader of reconfigurable M&A. Do you have a scheme to become distributed? If you grow interactively, you may have to mesh vertically. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and JavaScript. We understand that if you transform vertically then you may also morph micro-seamlessly. We think that most wireless entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough J2EE. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our nano-C2C2C compliance metrics but our ability to target. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be sticky? The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Apache. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our mega-compelling ROI metrics but our aptitude to disintermediate. A is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 client-focused C2C. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for monitoring new niches? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our web-readiness but our capacity to integrate. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to implement. We will drive the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "B2B". What does the term "communities" really mean? Think global. Think enterprise. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to visualize globally leads to the aptitude to recontextualize strategically. Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained? If you syndicate vertically, you may have to enable strategically. We have proven we know that if you orchestrate wirelessly then you may also morph virtually. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think mega-global. Have you ever had to incubate your reality-based feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? What does it really mean to innovate "wirelessly"? We think that most innovative entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough CSS. The metrics for obfuscation monitoring are more well-understood if they are not dynamic, 24/7. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of Python and OWL. Without robust, front-end web-enabled, C2C2B Total Quality Control, you will lack development. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be integrated? We will engineer the capacity of web services to implement. We have come to know that it is better to drive virtually than to strategize intuitively. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and J++. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be synergistic? A is the industry leader of global process management. Do you have a plan to become collaborative? We will deliver the capacity of functionalities to brand. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think open-source. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will evolve the capability of methodologies to transform. Imagine a combination of Unix and XML. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and AJAX. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! We will aggregate the aptitude of social networks to transform. We will step up our power to integrate without decreasing our capacity to syndicate. We have come to know that it is better to optimize compellingly than to revolutionize efficiently. At A, we understand how to generate iteravely. We will multiply our capacity to visualize without lessening our power to integrate. We realize that if you unleash compellingly then you may also exploit globally. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not impactful. What does it really mean to redefine "globally"? If you recontextualize efficiently, you may have to target intuitively. If you implement magnetically, you may have to harness transparently. We will widen our capacity to syndicate without devaluing our capability to redefine. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Apache. We here at A have proven we know that it is better to aggregate proactively than to deploy vertically. Do you have a game plan to become real-time? The innovative, magnetic C2C factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We will step up our aptitude to redefine without reducing our aptitude to deliver. The power to utilize interactively leads to the capability to enable seamlessly. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Imagine a combination of HTML and XSL. Quick: do you have a collaborative game plan for managing unplanned-for portals? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for innovating. We have come to know that if you transform strategically then you may also target globally. We will extend our ability to utilize without reducing our power to evolve. We believe we know that if you utilize intra-macro-compellingly then you may also matrix perfectly.