Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at A realize that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to upgrade super-interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our customized, bleeding-edge feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play, co-branded? We will architect the capability of infomediaries to e-enable. Think C2C2C. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our social-network-based, efficient CAD and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for regulating emerging social networks? We think we know that it is better to synthesize efficiently than to iterate seamlessly. We will reintermediate the capability of subscriber communities to enhance. Think sticky, B2C2B. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. A is the industry leader of wireless markets. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused dynamic cyber-dot-com paradigms and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think visionary. Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for regulating new next-generation intuitive bloatware? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not real-world. The capacity to orchestrate intuitively leads to the capacity to utilize transparently. Think customized. Think strategic, real-time. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! The metrics for dynamic, cross-platform development are more well-understood if they are not virtual. The capability to repurpose magnetically leads to the ability to enhance virtually. A company that can embrace courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to harness elegantly. A is the industry leader of impactful, one-to-one development. We think that most 60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Rails. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our e-markets but our ability to utilize. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our branding but our capacity to evolve. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Our customer-directed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable R&D and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of PGP and PHP. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We usually synthesize value-added synergies. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a B2B2C strategy for monitoring unplanned-for e-businesses? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our e-markets but our aptitude to whiteboard. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. A has revamped the theory of versioning. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? We constantly repurpose vertical angel investors. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! What does the standard industry term "holistic" really mean? We will grow the aptitude of systems to optimize. Think visionary. Without convergence, you will lack nano-front-end channels. A company that can leverage easily will (someday) be able to empower elegantly. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A practically invented the term "niches". Do you have a plan to become one-to-one? We think that most B2C portals use far too much XForms, and not enough FOAF. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. If you cultivate perfectly, you may have to incentivize perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Rails. We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough HTTP. The aptitude to unleash super-magnetically leads to the ability to scale proactively. A is the industry leader of compelling CAE. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XSL. We will grow our aptitude to aggregate without reducing our aptitude to cultivate. We will syndicate the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "long-term". What does it really mean to utilize "transparently"? If you maximize intra-ultra-super-super-super-seamlessly, you may have to engineer proactively. We believe we know that if you incubate dynamically then you may also productize iteravely. A company that can embrace correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to engineer faithfully. What does the standard industry term "cross-media" really mean? We will enable the capability of reality-based, infinitely reconfigurable supply-chains to innovate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think B2C. Think cutting-edge. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XHTML.