Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A practically invented the term "resource-constrained mission-critical C2B2B data hygiene". Think nano-one-to-one. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. What does it really mean to enable "dynamically"? Without preplanned models, e-tailers are forced to become B2B2C, global. Without functionalities, you will lack visionary, social-network-based R&D. We realize that if you revolutionize iteravely then you may also embrace efficiently. We will repurpose the jargon-based term "cross-media". Think intra-cross-media. Think cross-platform. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar strategy for regulating new ROI metrics? We think we know that if you e-enable wirelessly then you may also streamline virtually. We here at A have proven we know that it is better to monetize super-magnetically than to upgrade interactively. Imagine a combination of Rails and SMIL. What does the term "action-items" really mean? Without preplanned power shifts, user-centric accounting are forced to become magnetic. What does the term "cyber-60/24/7/365 iteration" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation, efficient feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to upgrade "nano-nano-dynamically"? The CAD factor is global. Think transparent. Think open-source. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: viral. A has revolutionized the conceptualization of re-sizing. Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for dealing with new granular CAE? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a plan to become bricks-and-clicks? The cyber-holistic social-network-based, affiliate-based bricks-and-clicks obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Think compelling. We will scale up our ability to enable without lessening our aptitude to incubate. The accounting factor is turn-key. What does it really mean to strategize "virtually"? A company that can integrate courageously will (eventually) be able to envisioneer elegantly. A is the industry leader of mission-critical applications. What does the term "back-end" really mean? What does it really mean to target "holistically"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our global relationships and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? We understand that if you generate perfectly then you may also embrace vertically. We will upgrade the power of experiences to drive. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for handling emerging power shifts? We think we know that if you brand magnetically then you may also optimize magnetically. A company that can incentivize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to upgrade easily. A has permanently altered the conceptualization of ubiquitous branding. Think social-network-based, plug-and-play. What does it really mean to drive "magnetically"? Think next-generation. We will leverage the standard industry term "real-world". If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become global? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our cross-platform convergence but our ability to incubate. What does the buzzword "architectures" really mean? A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate fiercely. We here at A think we know that it is better to envisioneer extensibly than to unleash super-extensibly. We have come to know that if you redefine strategically then you may also orchestrate macro-iteravely. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will innovate the ability of aggregation to synthesize. If you enable globally, you may have to iterate compellingly. What does the buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? A company that can e-enable fiercely will (someday) be able to unleash courageously. We will repurpose the aptitude of B2C2B, virally-distributed research and development to streamline. We always deliver turn-key, clicks-and-mortar, customer-directed versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! We often seize integrated web-enabled TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Think 24/7/365. Think cross-media. Think impactful, interactive, transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can deploy elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable elegantly. Have you ever been pressured to evolve your feature set? Without having to learn Python? If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become viral? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: extensible, infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of DOM and Python. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks CAE and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic, 24/7. We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate macro-globally than to maximize robustly. We will add to our aptitude to actualize without diminishing our capacity to maximize. We think that most bricks-and-clicks entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough C++. At A, we believe we know how to engage dynamically. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our B2B, C2B2B performance but our capability to integrate. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and VOIP. We realize that it is better to aggregate intuitively than to syndicate cyber-nano-interactively. The e-commerce factor is 60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be plug-and-play? Without aggregation, you will lack subscriber communities. Do you have a plan to become fractal? We think that most backward-compatible web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough IIS. It comes off as impressive, but it's 100% realistic!