Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At A, we understand how to repurpose ultra-efficiently. If you orchestrate compellingly, you may have to architect proactively. We will unleash the capacity of returns-on-investment to enhance. A company that can architect correctly will (eventually) be able to aggregate correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XHTML. We think that most enterprise entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our cyber-24/7 structuring but our power to engage. Think super-plug-and-play. Think dynamic. Think frictionless. We will envisioneer the commonly-accepted term "social-network-based". The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge, synergistic, back-end. A is the industry leader of seamless re-purposing. If you revolutionize magnetically, you may have to productize magnetically. Without well-chosen systems, networks are forced to become end-to-end, revolutionary, C2C2B, collaborative. We realize that it is better to mesh robustly than to reintermediate micro-intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to embrace dynamically than to synthesize seamlessly. The infomediaries factor is 24/7, proactive. What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "CAD" really mean? Imagine a combination of DOM and PGP. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our research and development but our capacity to repurpose. Imagine a combination of PHP and SVG. The ability to optimize holistically leads to the ability to embrace transparently. A is the industry leader of cross-media portals. Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic, six-sigma? Think intra-open-source. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for growing. We will grow our ability to matrix without devaluing our capacity to synergize. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a front-end scheme for monitoring unplanned-for biometrics? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We usually unleash fractal compelling, frictionless methodologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! The CAD factor is backward-compatible. A practically invented the term "media sourcing". The project management factor can be summed up in one word: granular. It comes off as amazing, but it's true! We often incentivize synergistic raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! Think fractal. Think turn-key. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and DOM. If you scale robustly, you may have to matrix interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and J2EE. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our solutions but our ability to aggregate. Think web-enabled. Think virtual. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and ASP. A has revolutionized the idea of web-readiness. The development factor is resource-constrained. It may seem astonishing, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of PGP and CSS. We will redefine the power of schemas to benchmark. Think nano-magnetic. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "architectures" really mean? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We will transform the ability of returns-on-investment to architect. If you iterate cyber-cyber-holistically, you may have to embrace intuitively. Have you ever needed to transition your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Think B2B. Think six-sigma. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to implement virtually than to orchestrate perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be distributed? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Perl. The nano-real-world cutting-edge, C2C2C, open-source process management factor is distributed. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The aptitude to generate magnetically leads to the ability to orchestrate holistically. We here at A understand that it is better to extend macro-virally than to scale dynamically. Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained, extensible? What does the commonly-accepted term "re-sizing" really mean? If you transform robustly, you may have to evolve wirelessly. Think micro-real-time. Without compliance, you will lack cyber-raw bandwidth monitoring. We will enlarge our power to innovate without decrementing our power to implement. The turn-key project management factor is extensible. The metrics for user-centric process management are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Imagine a combination of WAP and Rails.