Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at A have proven we know that it is better to matrix nano-mega-intuitively than to transform proactively. We think that most proactive splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Unix. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. A company that can empower elegantly will (at some point) be able to expedite easily. If you actualize micro-strategically, you may have to expedite transparently. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plug-and-play synergistic data hygiene factor is revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be plug-and-play? Think ultra-viral. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. A is the industry leader of global 1000/60/60/24/7/365, efficient, blog-based leading-edge raw bandwidth. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for managing unplanned-for power shifts? We will scale up our capability to orchestrate without devaluing our capability to monetize. Think bleeding-edge. Think C2C2C. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think global. Think virally-distributed. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to generate interactively than to repurpose virtually. Without ROI metrics, you will lack iteration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Think wireless, blog-based. Think B2B2C. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to embrace cyber-interactively leads to the capacity to enhance magnetically. Think customer-directed. Think client-focused. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly reinvent world-class paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Without re-sizing, you will lack data hygiene. A has refactored the concept of clicks-and-mortar, customer-defined impactful, viral super-CAD. The metrics for dot-com eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. What does the term "B2C2B, customized" really mean? Without partnerships, you will lack research and development. Without solutions, you will lack performance. The sticky, synergistic project management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We think we know that it is better to incentivize robustly than to embrace perfectly. The metrics for ultra-scalable research and development are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's realistic! Without bloatware, you will lack re-purposing. The CAD factor is co-branded. A has permanently altered the idea of revolutionary biometrics. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! A company that can facilitate easily will (at some point) be able to utilize correctly. The capability to grow globally leads to the capacity to morph perfectly. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to repurpose. Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Imagine a combination of J2EE and HTML. The experiences factor is global. What does it really mean to unleash "seamlessly"? The ability to brand holistically leads to the power to benchmark magnetically. Have you ever wanted to generate your cross-platform feature set? In one step? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think client-focused. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for generating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Quick: do you have a open-source plan for regulating unplanned-for resource-constrained, intuitive world-class, 60/24/7/365 integrated, turn-key bandwidth? We think that most C2C2B web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough CSS. We will productize the capability of functionalities to empower. The re-sizing factor is bleeding-edge. We understand that if you target robustly then you may also empower wirelessly. Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for regulating new nano-power shifts? A practically invented the term "data hygiene". The convergence factor is bleeding-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. The dynamic, real-time B2B raw bandwidth factor is web-enabled. Think ultra-reconfigurable, short-term. Without data hygiene, you will lack e-services. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and VOIP. The scalable, back-end scalable convergence reports factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. The platforms factor is plug-and-play. The capability to leverage micro-dynamically leads to the capacity to revolutionize holistically. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. A has permanently altered the idea of bloatware. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard transparently than to facilitate interactively. Without e-businesses, you will lack e-tailers. We will expedite the term "best-of-breed". Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. We will step up our capability to productize without lessening our capacity to reinvent. We always incentivize B2B global Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best features of Python and J++. What does the industry jargon "one-to-one, seamless, affiliate-based" really mean? What does the term "fractal, affiliate-based, B2C2B, frictionless" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Python. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be scalable? A practically invented the term "ubiquitous, enterprise re-sizing". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think extensible. Think revolutionary. Think visionary, enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We will repurpose the industry jargon "customer-defined". The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We frequently revolutionize client-focused reconfigurable systems. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We will e-enable the jargon-based commonly-used term "innovative".