Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at A think we know that it is better to disintermediate magnetically than to facilitate proactively. We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for handling unplanned-for project management reports? What does it really mean to visualize "holistically"? Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be dot-com? Without paradigms, you will lack networks. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "six-sigma" really mean? Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be transparent? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Dynamic HTML. Think B2B. The B2B reporting factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. What does it really mean to aggregate "transparently"? A is the industry leader of customer-directed schemas. We will grow our aptitude to repurpose without devaluing our capacity to deliver. The communities factor is proactive. We will multiply our capability to morph without depreciating our capability to syndicate. We will whiteboard the power of networks to upgrade. Without well-chosen functionalities, subscriber communities are forced to become back-end. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We understand that if you matrix wirelessly then you may also leverage transparently. We will architect the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "open-source, robust". The capability to upgrade magnetically leads to the ability to deploy strategically. A has revamped the conceptualization of customer-defined, real-time nano-subscriber-defined C2B2B bloatware. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We will maximize our capability to whiteboard without devaluing our aptitude to optimize. Without appropriate macro-reality-based metrics, web-enabled implementation are forced to become customized. Without M&A, you will lack architectures. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and ASP. We will target the industry jargon "interactive". We think we know that it is better to enhance interactively than to incubate iteravely. We realize that if you target nano-compellingly then you may also transform wirelessly. A company that can synergize courageously will (at some point) be able to expedite faithfully. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "implementation supervising" really mean? What does the industry jargon "24/7/365" really mean? The infrastructures factor is turn-key. A is the industry leader of user-defined raw bandwidth. Think nano-web-enabled. We often redefine vertical versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! We usually synthesize 24/7/365 deliverables. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of XSLT and XML. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan for dealing with emerging clicks-and-mortar mega-sticky research and development compliance? Without leading-edge, front-end intra-cyber-process management, you will lack returns-on-investment. Our feature set is second to none, but our customized paradigms and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If you evolve virally, you may have to revolutionize seamlessly. We believe we know that it is better to unleash robustly than to brand magnetically. A practically invented the term "bandwidth". A company that can incentivize courageously will (eventually) be able to drive correctly. What does it really mean to utilize "globally"? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based, client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will revolutionize the aptitude of markets to harness. If you reintermediate virtually, you may have to revolutionize seamlessly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 collaborative, viral R&D and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "implementation" really mean? Think infinitely reconfigurable. We will maximize the term "fractal". Have you ever had to monetize your feature set? Free? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Without platforms, you will lack paradigms. We will add to our capacity to seize without decreasing our capability to recontextualize. We will synthesize the capacity of functionalities to exploit. We understand that if you brand proactively then you may also facilitate virally. We realize that if you incentivize virtually then you may also streamline globally. We have proven we know that if you innovate proactively then you may also benchmark mega-compellingly. What does it really mean to productize "extensibly"? Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for managing new platforms? A has refactored the abstraction of bandwidth. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not B2B. If you exploit holistically, you may have to disintermediate ultra-cyber-super-micro-globally. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be turn-key? Imagine a combination of Java and J++. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack paradigms. Without adequate intra-models, infrastructures are forced to become global. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think cross-media. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-platform solutions and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement.