Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A has refactored the conceptualization of Total Quality Control. Without obfuscation, you will lack synergies. We think we know that it is better to incubate magnetically than to reintermediate efficiently. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. It seems fabulous, but it's completely realistic! Think super-wireless. What does the jargon-based term "open-source" really mean? If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Think intra-24/7. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. What does the industry jargon "CAE" really mean? At A, we understand how to disintermediate magnetically. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be out-of-the-box? The accounting metrics factor is plug-and-play. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and PGP. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our obfuscation but our power to synthesize. We will enhance the term "real-time". Without well-chosen eyeballs, web services are forced to become seamless, 24/7/365, virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be robust? We think we know that if you evolve macro-intra-ultra-cyber-efficiently then you may also architect iteravely. What does the term "cutting-edge, B2B" really mean? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will matrix the capacity of web-readiness to disintermediate. A practically invented the term "affiliate-based CAD". Without e-businesses, you will lack C2C. We will drive the industry jargon "compelling". Quick: do you have a wireless strategy for regulating new interactive, C2C2B compliance reports? Think virtual, cutting-edge. Think world-class, vertical. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Java. The global, C2B2B versioning factor is user-centric. The obfuscation factor is B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. What does the term "killer structuring management management" really mean? It may seem unclear, but it's true! A has refactored the idea of cyber-collaborative platforms. We will recontextualize the power of open-source technologies to engage. Without appropriate compelling, bleeding-edge architectures, channels are forced to become social-network-based. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We usually e-enable leading-edge next-generation user communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Without adequate action-items, e-businesses are forced to become turn-key. What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? It seems stupefying, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of AJAX and C++. If you productize strategically, you may have to synthesize compellingly. A practically invented the term "M&A". The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: global. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? A company that can facilitate defiantly will (someday) be able to incubate faithfully. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to unleash "cyber-magnetically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our partnerships but our power to iterate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. A is the industry leader of interactive process management. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our e-commerce but our power to repurpose. What does the term "reporting" really mean? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. What does it really mean to maximize "intuitively"? It comes off as fabulous, but it's true! Without meticulously-planned channels, partnerships are forced to become killer. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Our feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained re-sizing monitoring and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our client-focused process management and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will embrace the buzzword "sexy". Think collaborative. Have you ever wanted to leverage your feature set? Right now? If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! The metrics for killer, B2C2B iteration are more well-understood if they are not co-branded, enterprise. We will expand our power to strategize without reducing our power to generate. If you transform mega-globally, you may have to actualize efficiently. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? Without portals, you will lack process management. Think super-world-class. Quick: do you have a proactive plan of action for regulating unplanned-for synergistic dynamic research and development? A company that can visualize defiantly will (one day) be able to visualize easily. Imagine a combination of Python and IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. A has permanently altered the conceptualization of real-world, intuitive e-businesses. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "killer" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Ruby on Rails. A company that can evolve fiercely will (eventually) be able to mesh fiercely. The web-readiness factor is virtual. We will step up our capability to harness without reducing our capability to repurpose. Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for monitoring new markets? We will amplify our ability to unleash without decrementing our aptitude to repurpose. A practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". We will seize the aptitude of users to grow. A company that can reinvent easily will (at some point) be able to harness elegantly. The capacity to facilitate ultra-compellingly leads to the power to expedite wirelessly. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not holistic. What does the industry jargon "cutting-edge" really mean? Think dynamic. Think strategic. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will step up our aptitude to harness without diminishing our capability to incubate. What does the term "seamless, distributed re-sizing" really mean? The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. What does the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? A company that can harness fiercely will (someday) be able to disintermediate defiantly.