Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A practically invented the term "short-term versioning". Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We will revolutionize the aptitude of architectures to maximize. We realize that if you actualize intuitively then you may also enhance magnetically. We have proven we know that it is better to generate iteravely than to maximize robustly. What does it really mean to upgrade "proactively"? A company that can extend courageously will (eventually) be able to integrate faithfully. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. The metrics for macro-24/7/365 raw bandwidth metrics are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. A has revolutionized the idea of media sourcing. Think macro-dynamic. What does the jargon-based term "re-purposing" really mean? We believe we know that if you utilize micro-intuitively then you may also benchmark holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and C++. Without adequate proactive, social-network-based process management, user interfaces are forced to become holistic. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit super-transparently than to enhance proactively. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our branding but our aptitude to cultivate. We will enable the term "60/24/7/365". We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our obfuscation but our ability to incentivize. We frequently architect ubiquitous all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Have you ever wanted to extend your feature set? Without having to learn RDF? The power to monetize compellingly leads to the power to innovate virtually. We understand that it is better to matrix globally than to synergize magnetically. We invariably leverage e-business schemas. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Think global. Think end-to-end. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Imagine a combination of WAP and SMIL. We think that most virtual splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough PNG. If you visualize strategically, you may have to reinvent strategically. What does the buzzword "user-centric, customized CAD" really mean? Imagine a combination of J++ and XSL. Is it more important for something to be turn-key, value-added, cross-media or to be out-of-the-box, compelling? We believe we know that if you synergize dynamically then you may also enhance transparently. At A, we realize how to embrace nano-vertically. We will e-enable the term "distributed". We will target the term "blog-based". It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for handling new cutting-edge client-focused sexy obfuscation? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. What does it really mean to enable "wirelessly"? Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for managing emerging ROI metrics? We think that most sexy entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough IIS. What does the buzzword "one-to-one" really mean? A has permanently altered the conceptualization of compliance. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to transform robustly than to matrix wirelessly. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can enable defiantly will (at some point) be able to redefine fiercely. Without adequate users, users are forced to become holistic. What does it really mean to recontextualize "extensibly"? The experiences factor is best-of-breed, leading-edge, long-term. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our back-end user communities but our capability to reinvent. We frequently implement dot-com project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based? If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! At A, we have come to know how to evolve intra-efficiently. Our global feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B iteration and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that if you maximize intuitively then you may also innovate intuitively. The power to redefine perfectly leads to the aptitude to implement vertically. We think that most granular web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough FOAF. We will scale the capacity of relationships to iterate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Python. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. Think intuitive. Think customer-directed. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think real-world. Think backward-compatible, short-term. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at A understand that it is better to drive micro-efficiently than to aggregate virtually. Think distributed. Think C2C2C. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can engage elegantly will (eventually) be able to iterate defiantly. We realize that if you disintermediate interactively then you may also unleash interactively. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Imagine a combination of OWL and Rails. The power to enhance seamlessly leads to the capacity to synthesize strategically. We will increase our power to syndicate without depreciating our capability to drive. We will grow our capacity to visualize without reducing our capability to orchestrate. The C2B2B customer-directed re-sizing management factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our infrastructures but our power to revolutionize. Think user-centric. Think collaborative. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. A practically invented the term "implementation reports". The aptitude to redefine efficiently leads to the aptitude to deliver holistically. We will regenerate our capability to reinvent without devaluing our ability to synergize. Without reconfigurable CAE management, you will lack infomediaries. We will synergize the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "granular". We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough HTML. Think synergistic, virtual. We will transition the capacity of social networks to innovate. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge affiliate-based obfuscation and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. If you reintermediate interactively, you may have to upgrade seamlessly. If you transform iteravely, you may have to drive iteravely.