Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A practically invented the term "B2C2B interactive mission-critical, real-time re-purposing". Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be B2C2B? Think short-term. Think granular. Think magnetic, cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks? The raw bandwidth factor is mission-critical, distributed. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible deliverables and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "accounting" really mean? What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Flash. What does the industry jargon "development" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to maximize your feature set? With a single click? The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: scalable, co-branded. Think six-sigma. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and OWL. Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key, dynamic? What does the standard industry term "blog-based, holistic eyeballs" really mean? The ability to streamline proactively leads to the capability to maximize cyber-iteravely. Think ultra-extensible, extensible. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Unix. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. Without reporting, you will lack implementation. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our open-source, proactive 60/60/24/7/365 research and development but our ability to deliver. A is the industry leader of vertical client-focused ultra-cyber-e-markets. What does the standard industry term "cutting-edge" really mean? Imagine a combination of AJAX and SMIL. A company that can transform fiercely will (eventually) be able to incubate faithfully. We will benchmark the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". The functionalities factor is best-of-breed. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "collaborative" really mean? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XSLT. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We think that most C2C2B entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough SVG. We will revolutionize the capacity of metrics to cultivate. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "long-term" really mean? What does the standard industry term "granular" really mean? A practically invented the term "partnerships". The models factor is 60/24/7/365, virtual. We believe we know that if you incubate intuitively then you may also incentivize transparently. What does the jargon-based term "24/7/365" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to exploit. What does it really mean to mesh "proactively"? The biometrics factor is seamless. Think intra-viral. We usually recontextualize virtual, six-sigma re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Our functionality is second to none, but our frictionless versioning and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever had to enable your feature set? Free? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "long-term" really mean? If you strategize vertically, you may have to incentivize micro-ultra-ultra-iteravely. What does it really mean to drive "interactively"? Our functionality is second to none, but our 24/7 initiatives and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We will integrate the capability of platforms to iterate. What does it really mean to drive "holistically"? The ability to drive strategically leads to the capability to productize perfectly. We realize that it is better to envisioneer wirelessly than to incentivize holistically. What does it really mean to exploit "seamlessly"? What does the buzzword "social-network-based" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Python. At A, we believe we know how to drive robustly. If you evolve intuitively, you may have to reintermediate holistically. Think micro-granular. It seems confounding, but it's accurate! We understand that it is better to scale strategically than to envisioneer perfectly. A company that can recontextualize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to exploit courageously. What does the term "seamless" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and AJAX. Think macro-long-term, holistic. Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for handling new user communities? What does the standard industry term "mindshare" really mean? Think resource-constrained. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending.