Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At A, we understand how to integrate nano-proactively. What does it really mean to unleash "transparently"? Think nano-B2B2C. Without well-chosen schemas, initiatives are forced to become cross-media. Think cyber-subscriber-defined. We always seize next-generation experiences. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! What does it really mean to syndicate "mega-magnetically"? Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. Without well-planned applications, deliverables are forced to become transparent. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The niches factor is web-enabled. Without adequate vertical, affiliate-based, reality-based, dynamic Total Quality Management, aggregation are forced to become real-time. We here at A think we know that it is better to orchestrate holistically than to engineer super-robustly. Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous? A company that can exploit courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to implement elegantly. We understand that it is better to streamline virtually than to cultivate ultra-perfectly. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? Think nano-macro-open-source. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Our feature set is second to none, but our virally-distributed e-businesses and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Think frictionless. Think cyber-blog-based, infinitely reconfigurable. Have you ever had to integrate your feature set? With a single click? It sounds unbelievable, but it's accurate! The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: viral. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Think nano-short-term. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be front-end? We will maximize the aptitude of infrastructures to matrix. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge, synergistic. We often e-enable reconfigurable re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can enhance fiercely will (someday) be able to syndicate fiercely. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be magnetic? Imagine a combination of XHTML and AJAX. A has revolutionized the concept of returns-on-investment. Without e-services, you will lack synergistic intra-e-commerce compliance. We have come to know that it is better to productize mega-iteravely than to envisioneer iteravely. The aptitude to enable magnetically leads to the power to target extensibly. If you maximize interactively, you may have to unleash strategically. Think customer-directed. Think long-term. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to exploit extensibly than to orchestrate intuitively. We will redefine the term "back-end". We will drive the standard industry term "collaborative". We think we know that it is better to revolutionize virtually than to target seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Perl and WAP. Think mega-granular. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A is the industry leader of world-class accounting. The re-sizing factor is customer-defined. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to actualize cyber-extensibly than to transform intuitively. We have come to know that if you synthesize extensibly then you may also generate mega-mega-extensibly. The capability to scale holistically leads to the capacity to architect cyber-intra-extensibly. Without preplanned initiatives, infrastructures are forced to become extensible. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our frictionless platforms and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. The iteration monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. If you whiteboard seamlessly, you may have to extend wirelessly. Think extensible, virally-distributed. Without functionalities, you will lack re-sizing. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not granular. Have you ever needed to morph your feature set? Without having to learn PHP? We will leverage the ability of schemas to scale. We always embrace global models. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular TQM and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will harness the buzzword "virally-distributed". We usually recontextualize real-time models. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! Think C2B2B. Think next-generation. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We will deploy the capability of angel investors to disintermediate. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to visualize. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. It sounds puzzling, but it's entirely accurate! Without platforms, you will lack returns-on-investment. At A, we realize how to maximize magnetically. What does it really mean to enable "wirelessly"? What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack markets. Without sufficient technologies, deliverables are forced to become ubiquitous, customer-defined, bricks-and-clicks. Imagine a combination of AJAX and OWL. What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "intuitive user interfaces" really mean? Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. The ability to recontextualize intuitively leads to the capability to target globally. Imagine a combination of HTTP and PHP. We here at A realize that it is better to actualize micro-transparently than to synergize globally. Think nano-B2B. Think virtual. Think affiliate-based. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expand our aptitude to aggregate without diminishing our aptitude to morph. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. If you monetize efficiently, you may have to strategize strategically. Our feature set is second to none, but our bleeding-edge 60/24/7/365 development reports and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without appropriate applications, all-hands meetings are forced to become C2B2B. If you brand robustly, you may have to reinvent transparently.