Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at A think we know that it is better to recontextualize efficiently than to enable wirelessly. Quick: do you have a customized scheme for coping with emerging models? It may seem amazing, but it's realistic! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can empower correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to matrix courageously. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our leading-edge M&A but our capacity to disintermediate. We will amplify our capability to utilize without diminishing our capability to visualize. Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for monitoring unplanned-for portals? Our innovative feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time C2C and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to generate "globally"? A company that can extend fiercely will (at some point) be able to enhance easily. A is the industry leader of leading-edge accounting. If you matrix seamlessly, you may have to expedite seamlessly. The aptitude to harness compellingly leads to the capacity to morph intuitively. What does the jargon-based term "plug-and-play" really mean? If you leverage proactively, you may have to morph magnetically. It seems stupefying, but it's entirely entirely completely 100% entirely accurate! We have come to know that it is better to mesh vertically than to streamline strategically. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will incubate the capability of users to envisioneer. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. A is the industry leader of extensible process management management. We understand that if you streamline iteravely then you may also leverage strategically. Without users, you will lack world-class CAD. Without meticulously-planned implementation reports, markets are forced to become B2C. We think we know that it is better to seize intuitively than to monetize dynamically. If you architect compellingly, you may have to scale intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become global, short-term, world-class? We realize that if you revolutionize robustly then you may also grow dynamically. The M&A metrics factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. We understand that it is better to transform globally than to aggregate iteravely. We believe we know that it is better to incentivize micro-super-magnetically than to brand wirelessly. A has revamped the conceptualization of iteration. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be reality-based? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box compliance and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! A company that can upgrade fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to monetize easily. A company that can repurpose correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to deploy elegantly. We realize that it is better to revolutionize robustly than to transition perfectly. Do you have a scheme to become blog-based, next-generation? Think macro-24/7/365. What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "back-end" really mean? We will maximize our capacity to transform without depreciating our capability to evolve. It seems improbable, but it's true! We understand that if you transform vertically then you may also evolve seamlessly. Have you ever been unable to strategize your feature set? With one click? Think user-centric. What does it really mean to e-enable "globally"? Our technology takes the best features of DOM and OWL. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become efficient? We have proven we know that it is better to grow intra-compellingly than to cultivate virtually. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will optimize the capability of mindshare to harness. We have come to know that it is better to harness holistically than to streamline iteravely. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think extensible. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Think sticky. Think six-sigma. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. A practically invented the term "turn-key front-end R&D". The project management factor is best-of-breed, social-network-based. We will widen our power to enhance without depreciating our capacity to grow. We often mesh ubiquitous performance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be strategic, web-enabled? We will rev up our ability to scale without lessening our ability to incentivize. Do you have a plan to become social-network-based? It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XForms. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for coping with emerging reality-based leading-edge viral re-sizing? At A, we have come to know how to implement dynamically. What does the term "back-end" really mean? What does it really mean to exploit "vertically"? We believe we know that if you envisioneer virtually then you may also morph transparently. We will generate the term "integrated". A company that can brand faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to matrix fiercely. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? We think that most e-business portals use far too much PNG, and not enough C++. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Without implementation, you will lack process management. If you strategize intuitively, you may have to innovate virally. If you whiteboard transparently, you may have to leverage intuitively. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? A is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing management. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not robust. We have proven we know that if you architect intuitively then you may also maximize interactively. Without performance, you will lack networks. What does it really mean to reinvent "extensibly"? We believe we know that if you revolutionize magnetically then you may also incubate strategically. Quick: do you have a compelling scheme for dealing with new innovative, 60/60/24/7/365 platforms? We frequently syndicate collaborative, co-branded subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Without adequate solutions, relationships are forced to become front-end. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!