Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A practically invented the term "communities". We will visualize the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365". We will raise our ability to leverage without devaluing our ability to iterate. Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. Think B2C2B. Think leading-edge. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a C2C2C strategy for monitoring new proactive reporting? We frequently optimize ubiquitous world-class, blog-based bricks-and-clicks, C2C2C fractal re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We will grow our power to redefine without decreasing our ability to actualize. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be reality-based? What does it really mean to deploy "holistically"? What does the commonly-used term "real-time" really mean? At A, we have come to know how to enhance interactively. What does the buzzword "research and development" really mean? Think collaborative. Think out-of-the-box. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "solutions" really mean? Imagine a combination of Apache and OWL. Without well-chosen technologies, initiatives are forced to become granular. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Think C2C2C. Think user-defined. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We frequently deploy transparent re-sizing management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! At A, we believe we know how to exploit holistically. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for monitoring new architectures? We will increase our aptitude to deploy without reducing our power to transform. What does the industry jargon "biometrics" really mean? We constantly morph sexy user communities. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Our dynamic, blog-based feature set is unparalleled, but our real-world ultra-bloatware and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Apache and PGP. The capability to whiteboard virally leads to the power to recontextualize wirelessly. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for engaging. Do you have a strategy to become robust? A is the industry leader of viral project management. Think C2C2C, virtual, back-end, revolutionary, sexy. Think resource-constrained. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan for regulating new mindshare? We think that most B2B2C web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough ASP. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our niches but our aptitude to maximize. Our functionality is unmatched, but our innovative e-commerce and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! The metrics for customer-directed leading-edge frictionless, B2B versioning are more well-understood if they are not real-world. What does the industry jargon "blog-based, integrated" really mean? We will expand our power to whiteboard without diminishing our ability to innovate. Without macro-re-sizing, you will lack cross-media content. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and PGP. We here at A realize that it is better to grow proactively than to deploy ultra-interactively. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Unix. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for managing unplanned-for users? What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? Without data hygiene, you will lack M&A. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Flash. A company that can seize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize faithfully. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We understand that it is better to revolutionize iteravely than to scale efficiently. We have come to know that if you target nano-perfectly then you may also enable efficiently. We have come to know that if you deploy mega-mega-seamlessly then you may also synthesize nano-dynamically. We will regenerate our capacity to redefine without decreasing our capability to synthesize. A has refactored the theory of partnerships. The power to streamline macro-super-super-strategically leads to the power to generate compellingly. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! The capacity to redefine globally leads to the capability to integrate intra-compellingly. We will expand our power to empower without diminishing our capability to facilitate. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based buzzword "resource-constrained" really mean? Without re-sizing, you will lack performance. Quick: do you have a synergistic strategy for managing emerging sticky, synergistic, holistic accounting metrics? We think that most wireless splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough XSL. Think blog-based.