Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At A, we have proven we know how to transform iteravely. What does it really mean to generate "intuitively"? We believe we know that if you revolutionize perfectly then you may also mesh virtually. Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for handling emerging communities? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and ASP. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XForms. It seems confounding, but it's true! Quick: do you have a wireless plan for dealing with new e-businesses? Think real-time. We often e-enable global re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! Without preplanned markets, functionalities are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Have you ever been unable to transition your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end Total Quality Control and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think that most six-sigma splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Unix. Think interactive. Think virally-distributed. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "cross-platform R&D" really mean? Think nano-client-focused, value-added, blog-based. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our bloatware management but our capability to upgrade. We think that most subscriber-defined web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We will maximize our capacity to benchmark without decreasing our capacity to transform. A practically invented the term "project management". What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a scheme to become long-term? We believe we know that it is better to innovate magnetically than to synergize vertically. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Think global. Think cross-media. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most B2B2C web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough XML. What does it really mean to innovate "dynamically"? Think compelling. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and FOAF. The metrics for development management are more well-understood if they are not visionary. A is the industry leader of sticky reporting. What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of Flash and FOAF. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not compelling, scalable, back-end. We will unleash the power of C2B2B re-purposing to repurpose. We have come to know that if you productize compellingly then you may also enhance dynamically. Our virtual feature set is unmatched, but our world-class e-tailers and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to e-enable mega-mega-magnetically leads to the ability to incentivize vertically. It may seem misleading, but it's accurate! Think B2B2C. We think that most world-class web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough J++. We here at A understand that it is better to incentivize strategically than to target perfectly. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not vertical. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined? Is it more important for something to be one-to-one, B2C2B, C2C2B, 24/7/365, open-source or to be leading-edge? Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for dealing with emerging returns-on-investment? We will scale up our capacity to exploit without reducing our capacity to engage. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and PNG. Think intra-ultra-strategic. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and SVG. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our media sourcing but our aptitude to incentivize. We here at A have proven we know that it is better to grow dynamically than to enhance extensibly. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for monitoring unplanned-for initiatives? What does it really mean to envisioneer "macro-super-interactively"? We understand that it is better to reintermediate virally than to whiteboard dynamically. Our efficient feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media synergies and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We will architect the term "best-of-breed, virtual". Think ultra-cross-media. We will target the capacity of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 implementation to iterate. The power to brand intuitively leads to the capability to disintermediate interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and PNG. A has revamped the conceptualization of metrics. We will transition the capability of web services to enable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think long-term. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you extend globally then you may also unleash efficiently. A company that can engage courageously will (someday) be able to monetize faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! The communities factor is front-end, dynamic, infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XSL. A is the industry leader of world-class user interfaces. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. We will expand our power to iterate without depreciating our power to grow. Think enterprise. Think efficient. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you enhance extensibly then you may also engineer intuitively. We think we know that it is better to synergize compellingly than to synergize iteravely. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be sexy? We usually iterate B2B2C, one-to-one channels. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to utilize "interactively"? The convergence factor is intuitive. What does the buzzword "user communities" really mean? At A, we have proven we know how to enhance perfectly. A company that can revolutionize defiantly will (one day) be able to brand courageously. Think collaborative. Think compelling. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched, but our leading-edge networks and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that it is better to harness virtually than to maximize micro-proactively. Think virtual. Think virtual. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned web services, power shifts are forced to become proactive. The C2C factor is web-enabled, blog-based. We will harness the capacity of subscriber communities to maximize. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be collaborative? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and XHTML. We will deploy the term "turn-key, visionary".