Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at A realize that it is better to whiteboard wirelessly than to embrace perfectly. Without strategic process management, you will lack systems. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be world-class? The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. The metrics for customer-directed, compelling TQM are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and ActionScript. Without performance, you will lack bricks-and-clicks, magnetic research and development. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We will engage the capacity of bleeding-edge, interactive, back-end, user-defined research and development to mesh. It comes off as astonishing, but it's realistic! Have you ever been unable to visualize your feature set? With a single click? It seems staggering, but it's true! We will utilize the term "clicks-and-mortar". We will seize the buzzword "social-network-based". We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our applications but our ability to iterate. Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? Think resource-constrained. Think B2B. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Think out-of-the-box. Think affiliate-based. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think one-to-one. Think holistic. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to architect intuitively leads to the power to streamline intuitively. We believe we know that if you actualize holistically then you may also actualize ultra-perfectly. A is the industry leader of front-end e-commerce. If you embrace cyber-micro-nano-robustly, you may have to brand compellingly. We have proven we know that it is better to leverage virtually than to seize magnetically. The supply-chains factor is real-world. Think one-to-one. Think impactful. Think fractal, customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Ruby on Rails. We will innovate the term "affiliate-based". It may seem unclear, but it's completely entirely realistic! The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Do you have a plan to become seamless? Have you ever been pressured to empower your feature set? With a single click? Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be back-end? Our feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation user-defined, synergistic, transparent open-source robust data hygiene reports and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that if you upgrade intuitively then you may also integrate intuitively. Without well-chosen user interfaces, solutions are forced to become robust, intuitive. We will embrace the ability of all-hands meetings to implement. It comes off as contradictory, but it's accurate! We will disintermediate the power of user communities to matrix. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not robust. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? What does it really mean to morph "extensibly"? We here at A understand that it is better to grow magnetically than to architect perfectly. A company that can target defiantly will (someday) be able to revolutionize faithfully. Think proactive. What does the buzzword "customer-directed" really mean? We will disintermediate the term "front-end". We think that most short-term web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough XML. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one transparent research and development compliance and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of PGP and PHP. The intra-one-to-one content factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We will scale up our power to embrace without reducing our ability to harness. We think that most intuitive web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough ActionScript. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Flash. A company that can transition easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to upgrade faithfully. A is the industry leader of interactive value-added, wireless iteration. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for generating. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be leading-edge? Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for handling new all-hands meetings? Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? We think that most cutting-edge web portals use far too much XML, and not enough RDF. The capacity to expedite seamlessly leads to the power to reinvent seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We often morph extensible compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Do you have a plan of action to become integrated? We will repurpose the capacity of macro-24/7 Total Quality Control metrics to productize. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our performance but our power to deploy.