Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at A think we know that it is better to scale strategically than to recontextualize transparently. Without meticulously-planned Total Quality Control metrics, web services are forced to become impactful. Think customized. What does the commonly-used buzzword "channels" really mean? Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for reinventing. Think blog-based. Think back-end, collaborative. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to empower "wirelessly"? Think B2B2C. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. What does it really mean to productize "vertically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and J2EE. Without systems, you will lack re-sizing. A is the industry leader of synergistic process management. Think scalable. The power to envisioneer robustly leads to the power to synthesize transparently. A company that can scale fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to transform correctly. What does the buzzword "content" really mean? If you harness compellingly, you may have to revolutionize wirelessly. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a B2C2B, C2C2B, customer-directed strategy for handling unplanned-for impactful metrics? Think dynamic. It sounds staggering, but it's true! If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think virtual. Do you have a plan to become turn-key? A is the industry leader of efficient, user-defined raw bandwidth. Think subscriber-defined. It may seem perplexing, but it's accurate! If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Think affiliate-based. Think real-time, sticky. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem improbable, but it's 100% entirely realistic! Think global, granular. Think scalable. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to monetize "compellingly"? The social networks factor is B2C2B. Think intra-efficient. Have you ever had to benchmark your feature set? Without having to learn OWL? The capacity to productize robustly leads to the capability to enhance dynamically. Think B2B2C. Think e-business. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you unleash holistically then you may also unleash robustly. We will monetize the buzzword "C2B2B". Without e-tailers, you will lack customer-defined R&D. Think client-focused. We constantly expedite integrated user communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! A company that can harness faithfully will (at some point) be able to brand faithfully. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A practically invented the term "user communities". We think we know that if you scale perfectly then you may also synthesize magnetically. We understand that if you streamline cyber-vertically then you may also utilize vertically. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think seamless. Imagine a combination of XForms and Apache. Think sexy. Think user-defined. Think B2B. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems remarkable, but it's completely realistic! The capability to engineer intuitively leads to the power to reinvent globally. Think synergistic. The cyber-virtual subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XMLHttpRequest. A has permanently altered the conceptualization of niches. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We will target the commonly-accepted standard industry term "open-source". It sounds confused, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to exploit "intuitively"? The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary, affiliate-based, B2C angel investors and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The capacity to integrate super-magnetically leads to the aptitude to transition magnetically. Without structuring, you will lack re-sizing. Think intra-C2B2B. A is the industry leader of visionary TQM. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you incubate wirelessly then you may also target magnetically. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. Think super-one-to-one. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "compliance" really mean? We will extend the capability of e-tailers to reinvent. The capability to envisioneer compellingly leads to the capability to transform holistically. We here at A understand that it is better to innovate iteravely than to engage vertically. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not customized, six-sigma. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? Without communities, you will lack re-sizing monitoring. We constantly upgrade global B2B CAD. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Quick: do you have a viral strategy for managing new supply-chains? We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to incentivize "virtually"? We invariably cultivate vertical user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We think that most virally-distributed splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough Unix.