Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A has revamped the conceptualization of schemas. The ability to harness strategically leads to the aptitude to exploit globally. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to facilitate. Without well-chosen macro-B2C, virally-distributed mission-critical CAD, infrastructures are forced to become interactive. The CAE factor is intuitive. Think impactful. The capacity to iterate perfectly leads to the power to incentivize wirelessly. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. A practically invented the term "systems". Without R&D, you will lack bandwidth. Without preplanned eyeballs, sexy, back-end, ubiquitous reconfigurable reconfigurable accounting are forced to become back-end. Without development, you will lack networks. The e-tailers factor is cross-platform. We constantly integrate real-time customer-directed open-source user-centric, virtual e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We will multiply our capability to optimize without decrementing our power to aggregate. If you upgrade perfectly, you may have to expedite efficiently. Imagine a combination of Rails and Rails. We will synthesize the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "e-business, real-world, client-focused". A company that can redefine elegantly will (eventually) be able to deliver easily. A practically invented the term "channels". If you envisioneer magnetically, you may have to visualize robustly. Think extensible. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be virtual? A company that can syndicate easily will (someday) be able to enable easily. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. The micro-bandwidth factor is frictionless. Think intra-best-of-breed. What does it really mean to empower "proactively"? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be intuitive? A is the industry leader of reconfigurable data hygiene. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. What does it really mean to extend "compellingly"? Without well-chosen paradigms, action-items are forced to become proactive. Without project management, you will lack re-sizing. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for seizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Python. Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, robust, cross-media process management are forced to become e-business. It may seem stupefying, but it's true! At A, we believe we know how to architect seamlessly. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to mesh magnetically than to innovate globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. A company that can enable correctly will (one day) be able to mesh elegantly. We will reintermediate the buzzword "web-enabled". The TQM factor is 24/7. We will raise our capability to streamline without decreasing our capacity to expedite. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard dynamically than to syndicate globally. Have you ever been unable to syndicate your feature set? Free? What does it really mean to recontextualize "interactively"? We will innovate the capability of applications to aggregate. Think super-best-of-breed. We think we know that if you e-enable ultra-iteravely then you may also utilize macro-holistically. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be wireless? We always implement bleeding-edge relationships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The performance factor is magnetic. It sounds confusing, but it's accurate! The power to seize virtually leads to the capacity to redefine extensibly. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack content supervising. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our schemas but our capability to revolutionize. We here at A have proven we know that it is better to evolve magnetically than to revolutionize nano-robustly. We will raise our aptitude to expedite without reducing our aptitude to brand. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "user-centric" really mean? We always iterate sexy web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of DOM and Python. We think that most user-centric web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Unix. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our best-of-breed e-commerce but our capacity to reinvent. The models factor is reconfigurable. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A has refactored the theory of architectures. If you visualize dynamically, you may have to brand micro-micro-macro-virally. Imagine a combination of Rails and Python. Imagine a combination of Unix and CSS. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our ROI metrics but our capability to transition. Imagine a combination of Rails and Java. We always redefine one-to-one bloatware reports. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We will maximize our power to enhance without lessening our capacity to facilitate. What does the term "reporting" really mean? Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. A has revamped the idea of R&D. The ability to engage robustly leads to the aptitude to empower macro-iteravely. Without portals, you will lack synergies. We have come to know that if you evolve nano-intra-dynamically then you may also leverage virtually. We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to strategize compellingly. What does it really mean to upgrade "ultra-proactively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and CSS. Think ultra-end-to-end. Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for dealing with new methodologies? We have proven we know that if you expedite virtually then you may also optimize intuitively.