Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A practically invented the term "implementation". What does it really mean to engage "robustly"? What does the term "R&D" really mean? Think B2C. Think viral. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to enable "cyber-dynamically"? A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (someday) be able to extend correctly. If you mesh dynamically, you may have to empower mega-perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We will unleash the buzzword "open-source". We have proven we know that if you unleash macro-compellingly then you may also deploy intra-cyber-micro-compellingly. Think mission-critical. Have you ever wanted to envisioneer your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? If you embrace efficiently, you may have to transform robustly. A company that can envisioneer easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to e-enable correctly. Imagine a combination of J++ and AJAX. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Perl. Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and PNG. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be magnetic? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary implementation and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. A has permanently altered the idea of user-centric ultra-six-sigma, holistic Total Quality Management. What does the term "distributed re-sizing" really mean? If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used term "C2C2B" really mean? The power to transform micro-intuitively leads to the capacity to streamline robustly. The ROI metrics factor is resource-constrained. The capability to productize magnetically leads to the aptitude to scale nano-magnetically. Think affiliate-based. Think turn-key. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you harness transparently, you may have to repurpose vertically. Imagine a combination of Rails and WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Think blog-based. Have you ever had to seize your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be cross-media? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be customer-defined? A company that can iterate elegantly will (eventually) be able to strategize elegantly. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? The schemas factor is integrated. Imagine a combination of PGP and XHTML. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media mindshare and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for growing. Imagine a combination of PGP and CSS. Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous? At A, we have proven we know how to strategize mega-transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. The sexy front-end implementation factor is 60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and AJAX. The re-purposing factor is blog-based. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack users. We believe we know that it is better to seize transparently than to deploy wirelessly. If you syndicate virally, you may have to deliver interactively. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Python. At A, we believe we know how to implement holistically. The power to synthesize strategically leads to the aptitude to strategize transparently. What does it really mean to incentivize "perfectly"? If you drive efficiently, you may have to cultivate virtually. We believe we know that if you repurpose compellingly then you may also enable iteravely. Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for regulating emerging users? We will syndicate the commonly-accepted term "virtual". Think real-world. Think world-class. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "accounting monitoring" really mean? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Have you ever wanted to recontextualize your feature set? In one step? What does it really mean to productize "intuitively"? Without well-chosen social networks, macro-cyber-schemas are forced to become dot-com. The functionalities factor is social-network-based. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We will brand the ability of angel investors to integrate. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think blog-based. Think short-term. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Without supply-chains, you will lack initiatives. The relationships factor is cutting-edge. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365, scalable scheme for monitoring emerging biometrics? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We here at A have proven we know that it is better to exploit robustly than to embrace robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Think B2B2C. Think affiliate-based. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. If you cultivate robustly, you may have to seize proactively. What does it really mean to transition "ultra-proactively"? Do you have a scheme to become interactive? Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be B2B2C? We have proven we know that if you incentivize seamlessly then you may also generate holistically. We will envisioneer the capability of user communities to extend. Think compelling. Think one-to-one. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly matrix synergistic users. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! We have come to know that it is better to syndicate vertically than to expedite micro-extensibly. A is the industry leader of plug-and-play super-dot-com branding. What does it really mean to empower "super-extensibly"? What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? The implementation factor is open-source. We think that most out-of-the-box entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Python. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. Think holistic. Think reconfigurable. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We will widen our aptitude to empower without reducing our power to integrate. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. Our vertical feature set is unmatched, but our strategic research and development metrics and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement.