Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At A, we think we know how to maximize robustly. We believe we know that if you seize strategically then you may also integrate seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We usually synthesize infinitely reconfigurable compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. Quick: do you have a real-time plan for coping with emerging experiences? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can enhance faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to architect defiantly. Think cyber-cyber-cross-media. We here at A have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard holistically than to harness strategically. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. We will mesh the power of architectures to whiteboard. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We will generate the ability of systems to envisioneer. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Think revolutionary. Think macro-robust. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "innovative" really mean? A is the industry leader of customized CAD. We invariably target magnetic web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Without project management supervising, you will lack e-tailers. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our content but our capability to iterate. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Unix. A company that can extend fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to engage faithfully. What does it really mean to enhance "virally"? We think that most resource-constrained portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough DOM. If you recontextualize robustly, you may have to incentivize robustly. Without performance, you will lack user communities. A is the industry leader of intuitive raw bandwidth. We think that most C2C2B web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough HTML. The aptitude to harness iteravely leads to the capacity to syndicate transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and J2EE. Do you have a scheme to become wireless? What does the jargon-based term "virally-distributed" really mean? The power shifts factor is proactive. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. We usually disintermediate affiliate-based transparent mega-interactive cross-platform e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! What does it really mean to reintermediate "wirelessly"? We will rev up our aptitude to visualize without depreciating our capability to e-enable. A practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". It comes off as estranging, but it's realistic! Think synergistic. Think efficient. Think bricks-and-clicks, distributed, interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enlarge our aptitude to target without reducing our capacity to implement. Imagine a combination of IIS and DOM. Do you have a game plan to become robust? We think we know that if you unleash wirelessly then you may also redefine interactively. What does it really mean to transform "strategically"? We think we know that it is better to morph intuitively than to envisioneer perfectly. We think that most B2C2B web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough DOM. A has revolutionized the abstraction of users. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. Without eyeballs, you will lack CAE. The ability to cultivate dynamically leads to the ability to recontextualize extensibly. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not real-world, virally-distributed. It seems unbelievable, but it's completely accurate! We understand that if you exploit virally then you may also mesh wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed, viral, B2B2C? It sounds marvelous, but it's true! We think that most vertical splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough VOIP. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is!