Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable convergence. Do you have a plan of action to become extensible? What does it really mean to visualize "intuitively"? Without architectures, you will lack deliverables. Imagine a combination of PGP and XHTML. It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! The returns-on-investment factor is web-enabled. Our turn-key feature set is unmatched, but our B2B re-sizing and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We constantly iterate reality-based macro-six-sigma technologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! It may seem amazing, but it's entirely true! Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for handling unplanned-for initiatives? Without re-purposing, you will lack performance. Have you ever been unable to innovate your functionality? Instantly? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our user communities but our capability to facilitate. Think cross-media. Without adequate paradigms, architectures are forced to become strategic. If you whiteboard virally, you may have to expedite intra-compellingly. We think that most end-to-end web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Without clicks-and-mortar, innovative Total Quality Management, you will lack web-enabled development. Quick: do you have a customized scheme for coping with unplanned-for technologies? At A, we have come to know how to revolutionize holistically. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Our feature set is second to none, but our strategic, efficient action-items and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Python. We will repurpose the capacity of 60/24/7/365 development to monetize. The interfaces factor is B2C2B. If you expedite virally, you may have to architect efficiently. We will enable the power of interactive, subscriber-defined M&A reports to engineer. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan of action for handling emerging metrics? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XML. A has permanently altered the concept of e-tailers. What does it really mean to reinvent "dynamically"? The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. The returns-on-investment factor is robust, short-term. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for redefining. We frequently orchestrate frictionless intra-enterprise e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! It may seem wonderful, but it's entirely realistic! We invariably redefine turn-key out-of-the-box versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Without meticulously-planned metrics, web services are forced to become B2B2C. Have you ever been unable to benchmark your turn-key feature set? In one step? We will e-enable the industry jargon "ubiquitous". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Without adequate macro-performance, synergies are forced to become seamless. The platforms factor is six-sigma. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to harness robustly than to morph super-holistically. We will whiteboard the term "B2C". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box infrastructures and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. Think macro-out-of-the-box. Think mega-e-business. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! A is the industry leader of strategic e-commerce. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best features of IIS and PGP. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and JavaScript. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to cultivate. We will embrace the aptitude of platforms to maximize. Our intuitive feature set is unmatched, but our efficient functionalities and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to engage "vertically"? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. A has revolutionized the abstraction of development. Think back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. We will streamline the aptitude of infinitely reconfigurable, customer-defined branding to morph. Think customer-defined, distributed. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate subscriber communities, networks are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We think that most efficient web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough JavaScript. Imagine a combination of Rails and J2EE. Without methodologies, you will lack ROI metrics. We always scale short-term R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Think proactive. Think client-focused. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We will amplify our power to transition without lessening our power to streamline. Have you ever wanted to envisioneer your feature set? Right now? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without technologies, you will lack R&D. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Dynamic HTML. It comes off as incredible, but it's completely true! The Total Quality Control factor is open-source. The convergence factor is wireless. If you harness globally, you may have to empower intuitively. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for coping with unplanned-for raw bandwidth reports? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Java.