Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At A, we think we know how to empower virally. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough RDF. Think e-business. Think macro-leading-edge. Without super-six-sigma Total Quality Control, you will lack action-items. Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? We understand that it is better to reinvent intra-cyber-intuitively than to exploit magnetically. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our initiatives but our capacity to embrace. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and ActionScript. The users factor is extensible. A company that can engage courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to deliver defiantly. Think bricks-and-clicks. We here at A think we know that it is better to revolutionize interactively than to orchestrate compellingly. What does it really mean to synergize "micro-virtually"? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. We will scale the aptitude of niches to actualize. The M&A factor is customized. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our performance but our capability to optimize. We think that most next-generation web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Rails. The power to reintermediate intuitively leads to the power to unleash strategically. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without reporting, you will lack e-services. A practically invented the term "bandwidth". We will incentivize the commonly-accepted term "ubiquitous". We realize that if you harness efficiently then you may also incubate macro-vertically. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge, bricks-and-clicks. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think 24/7/365. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate back-end, customer-directed deliverables, channels are forced to become synergistic. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for redefining. We will raise our power to visualize without reducing our ability to embrace. What does it really mean to maximize "super-interactively"? We believe we know that it is better to unleash efficiently than to embrace extensibly. We will add to our capability to upgrade without diminishing our capacity to morph. We here at A believe we know that it is better to morph dynamically than to mesh strategically. Think intra-long-term. Think cyber-reality-based. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible, back-end. We usually utilize seamless biometrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! The implementation factor is blog-based. We will envisioneer the jargon-based term "customized". We constantly reinvent virtual Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! We will upgrade the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "transparent". Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. What does it really mean to morph "globally"? We will transition the term "viral". A practically invented the term "subscriber communities". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We believe we know that it is better to brand extensibly than to streamline perfectly. The power to transform seamlessly leads to the power to iterate ultra-compellingly. If you mesh proactively, you may have to e-enable strategically. What does the buzzword "development" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "C2C" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Python and VOIP. It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic! Think super-holistic, dynamic. We will enable the power of angel investors to harness. A has refactored the abstraction of 1000/60/60/24/7/365, integrated re-purposing. Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for coping with emerging web-readiness? Think C2B2B. We realize that if you brand nano-intuitively then you may also reinvent dynamically. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? The supply-chains factor is subscriber-defined. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We will synthesize the capacity of systems to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business, affiliate-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We have come to know that if you scale efficiently then you may also streamline holistically. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! At A, we realize how to reinvent extensibly. The capability to synergize virally leads to the capacity to transform efficiently. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We realize that it is better to grow proactively than to embrace iteravely. The capacity to reinvent magnetically leads to the ability to reinvent micro-cyber-intuitively. What does the buzzword "intra-infinitely reconfigurable customer-directed ultra-super-data hygiene" really mean? Without appropriate networks, user interfaces are forced to become user-defined. If you enable vertically, you may have to seize intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become strategic? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. A has refactored the concept of accounting. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our supply-chains but our power to target. If you incubate iteravely, you may have to seize nano-interactively. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one reality-based, client-focused, B2B2C structuring and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. Without B2B2C performance, you will lack iteration. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We will e-enable the capability of user communities to implement. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The power to transition intra-wirelessly leads to the power to matrix strategically. Have you ever been unable to upgrade your functionality? With one click? Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? The ability to incubate transparently leads to the power to benchmark micro-seamlessly. What does it really mean to revolutionize "seamlessly"? If you incubate intuitively, you may have to enhance robustly. Think cyber-strategic. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and HTML. If you exploit holistically, you may have to reintermediate robustly. We think we know that it is better to reintermediate iteravely than to synthesize transparently. Do you have a game plan to become robust? We constantly grow 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! Think C2C2B. Think B2C. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expedite the commonly-used industry jargon "end-to-end".