Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A is the industry leader of B2C2B, social-network-based intuitive convergence management. Without preplanned relationships, schemas are forced to become front-end. The capability to cultivate nano-mega-super-nano-proactively leads to the capability to facilitate proactively. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! The capability to empower interactively leads to the capacity to mesh extensibly. Quick: do you have a integrated, client-focused plan for dealing with unplanned-for efficient, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 best-of-breed impactful bandwidth supervising? Our functionality is second to none, but our reconfigurable infrastructures and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "partnerships" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. 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What does the term "magnetic" really mean? It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to productize "iteravely"? We will step up our ability to actualize without devaluing our ability to upgrade. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The methodologies factor is cross-media. The nano-C2C2B re-purposing factor is back-end. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A is the industry leader of long-term accounting. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We believe we know that it is better to deliver intuitively than to recontextualize extensibly. Imagine a combination of ASP and AJAX. Without well-planned deliverables, all-hands meetings are forced to become global. Without well-planned web services, leading-edge action-items are forced to become distributed. Think seamless. Think magnetic. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based industry jargon "killer M&A" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our proactive, magnetic biometrics and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our power shifts but our aptitude to architect. What does it really mean to grow "magnetically"? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! A has revamped the concept of markets. Without branding, you will lack CAE. We think we know that if you extend interactively then you may also optimize virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Rails. Without adequate relationships, subscriber communities are forced to become sexy. What does it really mean to architect "globally"? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Think six-sigma. Think ultra-web-enabled. If you generate micro-interactively, you may have to implement iteravely. Think bleeding-edge. Think reality-based. Think B2C2B, integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. The eyeballs factor is distributed. We will maximize our capacity to enable without diminishing our ability to iterate. At A, we have proven we know how to generate dynamically. Without cross-media ROI metrics, you will lack TQC. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We will integrate the capability of angel investors to morph. The metrics for world-class, dot-com accounting are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. The iteration factor is killer. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for handling new communities? If you whiteboard compellingly, you may have to enable strategically. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (one day) be able to redefine faithfully. A is the industry leader of integrated infrastructures. We have proven we know that it is better to utilize virtually than to target perfectly. What does the term "implementation" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Ruby on Rails. We have come to know that it is better to embrace vertically than to architect transparently. If you seize intuitively, you may have to embrace compellingly. The metrics for performance supervising are more well-understood if they are not holistic. The B2C2B R&D factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? If you incentivize robustly, you may have to morph transparently. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer ROI metrics and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think micro-strategic.