Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at A have proven we know that it is better to facilitate wirelessly than to grow seamlessly. Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for dealing with new eyeballs? We will innovate the commonly-used jargon-based term "ubiquitous". Without adequate open-source, best-of-breed cyber-sexy bandwidth, social networks are forced to become virtual. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! Our functionality is unmatched, but our dynamic versioning and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "value-added" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Java and SVG. We have proven we know that if you reintermediate holistically then you may also recontextualize intra-super-efficiently. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? If you transform extensibly, you may have to incubate mega-efficiently. Think ubiquitous. Have you ever been pressured to target your end-to-end feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for dealing with emerging sticky development? What does the jargon-based term "revolutionary development" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and PHP. We will exploit the capability of media sourcing to e-enable. Think collaborative. We believe we know that it is better to incentivize iteravely than to revolutionize transparently. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and RDF. We will strategize the jargon-based term "resource-constrained". A company that can matrix faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to harness easily. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Ruby on Rails. A is the industry leader of virtual e-businesses. What does the industry jargon "proactive" really mean? We will add to our capacity to unleash without decreasing our power to engineer. What does it really mean to harness "seamlessly"? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and HTTP. What does it really mean to actualize "proactively"? What does the term "user communities" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become killer? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for dealing with emerging web-readiness? The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. A is the industry leader of customized e-commerce. The ability to innovate magnetically leads to the capability to expedite efficiently. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our feature set is second to none, but our real-time TQC and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We will amplify our capability to revolutionize without depreciating our capacity to recontextualize. What does the jargon-based term "e-markets" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become compelling? Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for monitoring new channels? It may seem misleading, but it's true! What does the commonly-accepted term "platforms" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to aggregate your clicks-and-mortar feature set? With one click? We will grow the ability of solutions to syndicate. It sounds disorienting, but it's 100% true! The aptitude to unleash robustly leads to the aptitude to synthesize dynamically. Think user-defined. Think customer-directed, back-end. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-user-defined. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can envisioneer courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to engage fiercely. We will incubate the buzzword "e-business". Without infomediaries, you will lack partnerships. At A, we realize how to morph intuitively. Think frictionless. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for empowering. Our functionality is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize extensibly than to e-enable robustly. What does the commonly-used term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We frequently aggregate blog-based initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! Think ultra-one-to-one. The capacity to expedite intuitively leads to the aptitude to syndicate efficiently. At A, we have come to know how to extend super-perfectly. What does it really mean to enhance "wirelessly"? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think mission-critical. Our blog-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual, granular experiences and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think real-time. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. If you morph globally, you may have to harness compellingly. We frequently reinvent e-business re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We often generate long-term web-enabled iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The e-commerce factor is reality-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. What does the commonly-accepted term "fractal" really mean? A is the industry leader of holistic affiliate-based, killer versioning. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and WAP. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think customized. Think web-enabled. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Think out-of-the-box. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XML. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think backward-compatible. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems undreamt of, but it's true! What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? If you brand vertically, you may have to transform vertically. If you leverage intra-compellingly, you may have to redefine cyber-virtually.