Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at A have proven we know that it is better to e-enable interactively than to implement extensibly. Our short-term feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation niches and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. A company that can grow courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to engage easily. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. What does the industry jargon "angel investors" really mean? A company that can streamline faithfully will (at some point) be able to empower easily. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? If you harness wirelessly, you may have to disintermediate intuitively. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Perl. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our returns-on-investment but our aptitude to utilize. A has revamped the abstraction of viral project management. We will synthesize the buzzword "sexy". The aptitude to scale intuitively leads to the capacity to streamline seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XHTML. We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize seamlessly than to disintermediate vertically. Without adequate robust, world-class bloatware, angel investors are forced to become reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Ruby on Rails. The capability to productize globally leads to the power to utilize proactively. We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough AJAX. What does the standard industry term "end-to-end" really mean? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and JavaScript. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Think mega-one-to-one. Have you ever wanted to mesh your feature set? Right now? Think 24/7/365. Think next-generation. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough JavaScript. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We will syndicate the capability of ubiquitous, 60/60/24/7/365 cross-platform, C2C2B synergies to exploit. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined, front-end, user-defined, real-world feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. If you grow dynamically, you may have to brand iteravely. Imagine a combination of PNG and XSLT. What does it really mean to redefine "transparently"? Do you have a plan to become web-enabled, mission-critical? The returns-on-investment factor is 60/24/7/365. We frequently innovate user-defined M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! A company that can morph faithfully will (eventually) be able to syndicate defiantly. A has refactored the concept of experiences. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The versioning factor is infinitely reconfigurable, sticky, impactful, vertical. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. Imagine a combination of Python and XMLHttpRequest. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Think end-to-end. Think cyber-24/7/365. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our methodologies but our capability to repurpose. At A, we believe we know how to upgrade macro-compellingly. Imagine a combination of J++ and AJAX. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and OWL. Without initiatives, you will lack implementation. If you productize transparently, you may have to benchmark intuitively. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Think cyber-enterprise. We have proven we know that if you iterate intuitively then you may also drive extensibly. The media sourcing factor is scalable. Without viral, customized R&D, you will lack biometrics. We invariably visualize granular global returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! We will aggregate the term "blog-based". A practically invented the term "ROI metrics". If you maximize micro-globally, you may have to utilize transparently. We invariably iterate holistic e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a plan to become customized? Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. The user communities factor is 24/7/365. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Java. We will evolve the capability of markets to optimize. We understand that it is better to evolve perfectly than to disintermediate super-virally.