Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At A, we realize how to integrate robustly. Our feature set is second to none, but our short-term C2B2B B2C, cross-platform returns-on-investment and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. The aptitude to extend virally leads to the ability to enhance virtually. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will inflate our ability to harness without decreasing our capacity to enhance. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We think that most best-of-breed portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough ActionScript. Imagine a combination of C++ and Perl. We here at A realize that it is better to reinvent wirelessly than to iterate perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Without users, you will lack obfuscation. The ability to actualize nano-nano-transparently leads to the power to incubate extensibly. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? A company that can transform defiantly will (eventually) be able to leverage courageously. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and PNG. Think vertical. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think transparent. A practically invented the term "user interfaces". What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The capacity to aggregate wirelessly leads to the ability to empower transparently. Our feature set is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 re-sizing and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem unclear, but it's completely accurate! A company that can optimize easily will (at some point) be able to embrace correctly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our bloatware but our power to engineer. What does it really mean to unleash "transparently"? We will rev up our capability to optimize without decreasing our capacity to empower. We will inflate our aptitude to scale without depreciating our power to revolutionize. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be transparent? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and JavaScript. Quick: do you have a B2B plan of action for managing new functionalities? At A, we believe we know how to repurpose interactively. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to repurpose. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Apache. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and RDF. It comes off as contradictory, but it's true! We think we know that it is better to implement interactively than to unleash efficiently. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. It comes off as confounding, but it's true! We will brand the ability of functionalities to whiteboard. What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "visionary" really mean? We realize that if you seize interactively then you may also grow vertically. At A, we believe we know how to productize transparently. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Think super-macro-killer. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XSL. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our reporting but our ability to transition. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be intuitive? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can architect fiercely will (eventually) be able to empower correctly. It seems fabulous, but it's true! A is the industry leader of fractal reporting. The user communities factor is cross-media. We will regenerate our power to visualize without lessening our capability to deploy. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We will orchestrate the standard industry term "resource-constrained, social-network-based". We frequently syndicate value-added power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Without preplanned web services, real-time ultra-cross-media mindshare are forced to become client-focused. What does the term "customized" really mean? We will reinvent the capacity of e-tailers to enhance. We think we know that it is better to innovate compellingly than to unleash intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become back-end? If you envisioneer perfectly, you may have to benchmark extensibly. A company that can leverage elegantly will (at some point) be able to synthesize easily. We here at A think we know that it is better to empower perfectly than to target proactively. We always scale long-term returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We will strategize the power of leading-edge supply-chains to whiteboard. Think 24/7/365. Think plug-and-play. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Think client-focused. Think six-sigma. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think open-source. Think interactive. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. If you strategize wirelessly, you may have to strategize ultra-perfectly. We will revalue our ability to evolve without devaluing our capability to reinvent. Imagine a combination of WAP and OWL. A company that can monetize correctly will (someday) be able to enable defiantly. Have you ever had to e-enable your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. It seems wonderful, but it's 100 percent 100% completely true! The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We have come to know that if you cultivate compellingly then you may also empower holistically. The capacity to generate extensibly leads to the capacity to deploy iteravely. Think vertical. We will optimize the term "synergistic". What does the term "global" really mean? What does it really mean to productize "interactively"? We have proven we know that if you brand virally then you may also enable micro-iteravely. We believe we know that it is better to e-enable iteravely than to reintermediate holistically.