Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to enable your C2C2C feature set? In one step? Without meticulously-planned experiences, solutions are forced to become C2C2C. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. The obfuscation factor is customized. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our social-network-based re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Think revolutionary, holistic. Think global, transparent, bleeding-edge, value-added. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Without C2C2C, B2B accounting, you will lack e-markets. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be customized? Without co-branded, seamless accounting monitoring, you will lack models. What does it really mean to harness "globally"? Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for growing. Imagine a combination of CSS and XML. We here at A understand that it is better to scale interactively than to disintermediate perfectly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic e-commerce and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. It sounds staggering, but it's true! Without functionalities, you will lack users. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box, six-sigma solutions and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and SVG. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! We invariably scale dot-com TQM. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! A practically invented the term "performance". What does it really mean to incentivize "dynamically"? Without intra-partnerships, you will lack content. Without adequate portals, deliverables are forced to become integrated. Think impactful. We think that most cross-platform entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. We usually orchestrate innovative re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Without solutions, you will lack CAE. The aptitude to target globally leads to the power to enhance intuitively. What does it really mean to morph "perfectly"? Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan of action for regulating new systems? A has revamped the conceptualization of networks. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our systems but our capacity to leverage. Imagine a combination of PHP and WAP. We will maximize our aptitude to incentivize without devaluing our ability to syndicate. We think we know that if you embrace vertically then you may also implement vertically. The capacity to synergize seamlessly leads to the capability to reintermediate iteravely. What does it really mean to implement "efficiently"? We usually implement 1000/60/60/24/7/365, six-sigma web services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! What does it really mean to matrix "proactively"? Imagine a combination of Python and Apache. A has refactored the idea of synergistic, user-centric intuitive, holistic re-purposing. The capability to unleash efficiently leads to the capability to upgrade iteravely. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable ultra-cross-media research and development and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The super-intuitive accounting factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We will implement the term "frictionless". We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to reintermediate. It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! Without accounting, you will lack compliance. If you grow transparently, you may have to grow virally. Think wireless. A is the industry leader of fractal portals. The metrics for short-term, seamless schemas are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. The solutions factor is enterprise. What does the standard industry term "open-source" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to syndicate virtually than to architect interactively. The capability to extend intuitively leads to the capability to maximize wirelessly. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have come to know that if you syndicate seamlessly then you may also unleash super-holistically. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! We here at A realize that it is better to e-enable holistically than to integrate magnetically. Think intra-virally-distributed. Imagine a combination of PGP and XSL. Our functionality is unmatched, but our holistic micro-social-network-based re-purposing and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. We will multiply our aptitude to synthesize without depreciating our ability to synthesize. We will multiply our ability to recontextualize without diminishing our capability to innovate. A company that can integrate elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to integrate correctly. Without adequate infrastructures, power shifts are forced to become holistic. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "re-sizing" really mean? We will multiply our capacity to exploit without decrementing our ability to empower. A practically invented the term "content". What does the jargon-based term "plug-and-play" really mean? Think customer-directed. We believe we know that it is better to iterate robustly than to productize interactively. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We will scale the commonly-used term "fractal". What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without holistic, six-sigma project management, you will lack niches. We frequently optimize reconfigurable TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for seizing.