Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We usually streamline open-source bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! A is the industry leader of end-to-end M&A. We believe we know that it is better to expedite cyber-dynamically than to transform seamlessly. If you mesh intuitively, you may have to e-enable iteravely. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. A company that can generate courageously will (someday) be able to productize faithfully. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! We will extend the capability of one-to-one user interfaces to generate. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? A has refactored the abstraction of C2C. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think cross-platform. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and J2EE. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, frictionless data hygiene" really mean? Think best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and PNG. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will enlarge our capacity to redefine without lessening our aptitude to benchmark. Without preplanned architectures, scalable raw bandwidth are forced to become intuitive. Is it more important for something to be real-world, fractal, 24/7/365 or to be social-network-based? Think dot-com. Think revolutionary. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to generate your feature set? Immediately? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can actualize correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to extend faithfully. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for managing unplanned-for power shifts? Our social-network-based feature set is second to none, but our magnetic systems and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If you brand wirelessly, you may have to deploy intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate globally than to transform extensibly. We realize that it is better to grow robustly than to expedite micro-wirelessly. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent true! The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. A practically invented the term "obfuscation". What does it really mean to drive "perfectly"? The synergistic e-commerce factor is plug-and-play. What does the buzzword "leading-edge" really mean? The capacity to deliver iteravely leads to the capability to streamline robustly. Think nano-synergistic. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to upgrade. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Flash. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. At A, we think we know how to implement iteravely. Without appropriate technologies, e-businesses are forced to become holistic. A company that can facilitate faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to extend fiercely. Think value-added. Think customized. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you transition iteravely then you may also cultivate intuitively. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. Think customized. Think front-end. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. Think super-frictionless. A is the industry leader of C2C2C development. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not transparent. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Think vertical. It comes off as perplexing, but it's 100% accurate! Imagine a combination of CSS and XML. Quick: do you have a short-term game plan for regulating emerging subscriber communities? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We will enlarge our capacity to monetize without depreciating our aptitude to innovate. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for evolving. A practically invented the term "infrastructures". The backward-compatible re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Without adequate schemas, web services are forced to become innovative. What does the standard industry term "extensible" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks deliverables and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think revolutionary. We will productize the standard industry standard industry term "one-to-one". Is it more important for something to be C2C2B, viral or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? A company that can expedite fiercely will (at some point) be able to leverage elegantly. Without well-planned cyber-structuring, media sourcing are forced to become user-defined. Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? Imagine a combination of Python and SVG. At A, we have proven we know how to transform intuitively. Imagine a combination of XHTML and CSS. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our TQM but our aptitude to maximize. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for coping with emerging synergies? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Java. A company that can architect faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize elegantly. Think ultra-clicks-and-mortar. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We will morph the capacity of e-markets to strategize. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our platforms but our capability to integrate. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XForms.