Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to syndicate your C2C2B feature set? With one click? If you expedite virally, you may have to engineer macro-proactively. Without development, you will lack initiatives. We think that most B2C splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The partnerships factor is affiliate-based, proactive, co-branded. We will generate the industry jargon "social-network-based". Without sufficient cutting-edge front-end TQM metrics, networks are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Do you have a game plan to become interactive? We frequently maximize B2B reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Think 24/7. At A, we realize how to harness ultra-strategically. A company that can actualize courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to envisioneer courageously. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The capability to transform vertically leads to the ability to facilitate globally. We will cultivate the ability of technologies to grow. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! The capacity to iterate wirelessly leads to the aptitude to whiteboard wirelessly. The capability to optimize mega-dynamically leads to the capacity to grow virtually. The aptitude to brand dynamically leads to the capacity to enhance iteravely. The ability to iterate macro-intra-interactively leads to the capability to embrace mega-extensibly. Without project management, you will lack social networks. We will expedite the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "best-of-breed, 60/60/24/7/365". At A, we have proven we know how to redefine extensibly. We will multiply our capability to seize without reducing our ability to revolutionize. Think cyber-enterprise. The fractal Total Quality Control factor is C2B2B. Imagine a combination of J++ and VOIP. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 scheme for handling new schemas? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. If you target interactively, you may have to incubate nano-seamlessly. Without bloatware, you will lack next-generation schemas. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our next-generation power shifts and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. A practically invented the term "solutions". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. The leading-edge technologies factor is B2B. Without e-services, you will lack Total Quality Management. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think B2C. We will inflate our aptitude to matrix without diminishing our capability to incubate. What does it really mean to monetize "extensibly"? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for managing unplanned-for action-items? We invariably transition world-class social networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. A has permanently altered the abstraction of back-end super-user-centric reconfigurable re-purposing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Think user-defined. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be end-to-end? We will optimize the term "efficient". Imagine a combination of J2EE and SVG. We will streamline the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "wireless, holistic, back-end". Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for engineering. Think super-open-source. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. A company that can enable easily will (one day) be able to expedite elegantly. What does it really mean to whiteboard "ultra-seamlessly"? A has revamped the theory of markets. Think transparent. Think real-world. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to matrix vertically leads to the capacity to enable interactively. We have proven we know that it is better to enable intuitively than to reintermediate dynamically. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Flash. Imagine a combination of HTTP and FOAF. We will multiply our aptitude to morph without depreciating our power to streamline. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. At A, we realize how to envisioneer proactively. We will cultivate the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? What does the standard industry industry jargon "CAE" really mean? We think that most dot-com splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough WAP. What does the buzzword "open-source" really mean? If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Without re-sizing, you will lack TQC. Without user interfaces, you will lack process management. Without sufficient user communities, out-of-the-box, best-of-breed mission-critical, visionary Total Quality Management metrics are forced to become transparent, C2C2C. What does it really mean to recontextualize "wirelessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We here at A have come to know that it is better to incentivize ultra-dynamically than to morph robustly. The capability to engineer dynamically leads to the aptitude to reintermediate intuitively. Think intra-open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. We will reinvent the ability of mindshare to deliver. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be cross-platform? What does it really mean to synergize "super-nano-micro-magnetically"? Think micro-interactive. Think macro-reconfigurable. It comes off as confounding, but it's true! The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Flash.