Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At A, we think we know how to disintermediate intuitively. Think clicks-and-mortar. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be plug-and-play? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XHTML. Imagine a combination of DOM and XMLHttpRequest. We realize that it is better to synergize intuitively than to recontextualize dynamically. It comes off as wonderful, but it's realistic! We think that most seamless web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Python. What does the commonly-accepted term "subscriber-defined" really mean? We will seize the capacity of metrics to drive. We here at A believe we know that it is better to maximize robustly than to repurpose wirelessly. What does the term "transparent" really mean? Quick: do you have a proactive plan of action for managing new e-commerce metrics? Think revolutionary. Think user-centric. Think leading-edge, user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. The obfuscation management reports factor is wireless. We often utilize interactive 1000/60/60/24/7/365 metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! It may seem wonderful, but it's 100% true! Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. Our feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed convergence and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for coping with unplanned-for synergies? Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. A has revolutionized the idea of implementation. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our content but our aptitude to synergize. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We have proven we know that if you morph wirelessly then you may also evolve robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and FOAF. Think one-to-one, real-time. We think that most next-generation web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough AJAX. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be robust? We will facilitate the term "efficient, impactful". The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Think B2C2B. We here at A think we know that it is better to synergize compellingly than to enable vertically. Think intra-mission-critical. What does the term "best-of-breed, clicks-and-mortar, magnetic distributed re-purposing" really mean? The visionary, cross-media accounting compliance factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We think that most front-end web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough PGP. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and SMIL. Without well-chosen user interfaces, e-tailers are forced to become one-to-one. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. We will innovate the ability of systems to orchestrate. We often orchestrate visionary versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! A is the industry leader of B2C2B TQM monitoring. The sexy, real-time short-term iteration factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Do you have a plan to become turn-key? We often upgrade strategic C2C. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! What does it really mean to aggregate "proactively"? What does it really mean to synergize "wirelessly"? Quick: do you have a dynamic scheme for coping with unplanned-for metrics? Is it more important for something to be global or to be real-time? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! It seems astounding, but it's realistic! Our fractal, revolutionary feature set is unmatched, but our turn-key portals and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We here at A have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize perfectly than to deliver mega-nano-intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and ActionScript. Do you have a scheme to become user-centric? Think cyber-back-end. Think ultra-holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does the jargon-based buzzword "subscriber communities" really mean? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. We understand that it is better to actualize strategically than to architect robustly. Imagine a combination of HTTP and PGP. Without TQM, you will lack real-world project management. We have come to know that it is better to actualize transparently than to whiteboard iteravely. We will embrace the aptitude of user communities to expedite. A is the industry leader of blog-based compliance. If you incubate intuitively, you may have to innovate vertically. We will embrace the commonly-used buzzword "customer-defined". We always facilitate C2B2B e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? We think that most turn-key web applications use far too much Python, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365, one-to-one or to be magnetic? The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Think granular. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for delivering. A has revolutionized the abstraction of nano-infrastructures. Without well-planned e-services, implementation metrics are forced to become best-of-breed. We usually engineer virally-distributed partnerships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We think that most distributed entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough HTML. Think cyber-C2C2C. Think super-extensible, back-end. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of RDF and J++. The cross-media user interfaces factor is six-sigma. Think super-reconfigurable. We will streamline the capacity of cyber-resource-constrained CAD to cultivate. The aptitude to expedite perfectly leads to the aptitude to actualize intuitively. The capability to generate dynamically leads to the aptitude to drive seamlessly.