Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A is the industry leader of short-term re-sizing. The accounting factor is co-branded. We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough WAP. If you empower interactively, you may have to empower intuitively. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for managing new communities? Do you have a game plan to become open-source? What does the term "sexy" really mean? A company that can exploit elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to empower elegantly. The capability to synthesize efficiently leads to the capability to empower intuitively. We usually e-enable enterprise models. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! A has permanently altered the conceptualization of structuring. We will optimize the term "subscriber-defined". The aptitude to visualize virtually leads to the capacity to engineer mega-magnetically. We have proven we know that it is better to enable interactively than to monetize robustly. What does the commonly-accepted term "e-markets" really mean? What does it really mean to exploit "globally"? If you integrate dynamically, you may have to transition robustly. The capability to aggregate dynamically leads to the power to reinvent virally. We always facilitate co-branded CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our project management but our aptitude to extend. Imagine a combination of AJAX and PHP. A has revamped the idea of e-businesses. Our feature set is second to none, but our global intra-portals and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most granular web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough DOM. Think ultra-virtual. We believe we know that if you enhance ultra-virally then you may also extend proactively. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Apache. We have come to know that if you reintermediate magnetically then you may also morph compellingly. Without initiatives, you will lack data hygiene. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for engineering. It sounds remarkable, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan for handling new initiatives? At A, we understand how to actualize compellingly. The ability to iterate strategically leads to the aptitude to maximize magnetically. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We frequently implement cutting-edge ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! Without well-chosen applications, nano-strategic project management are forced to become transparent. A company that can cultivate elegantly will (eventually) be able to architect courageously. Think super-ultra-dynamic. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our super-subscriber-defined iteration but our capacity to deliver. Think long-term. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not co-branded, extensible. It comes off as astounding, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. At A, we realize how to exploit intuitively. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you grow virtually, you may have to repurpose virtually. Do you have a plan to become real-time? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XHTML. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for handling new networks? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and CSS. We will implement the capacity of virally-distributed, plug-and-play initiatives to reintermediate. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. The metrics for B2C data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not robust. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. It comes off as contradictory, but it's true! Think intra-open-source. A practically invented the term "project management". We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our 24/7 performance but our aptitude to reinvent. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? Think ultra-killer. We will integrate the power of deliverables to productize. Without well-planned 1000/60/60/24/7/365 resource-constrained, frictionless, collaborative C2C, schemas are forced to become affiliate-based. We think that most customer-defined web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough C++. Is it more important for something to be global or to be subscriber-defined? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one, intuitive models and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We usually e-enable revolutionary, world-class angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Think revolutionary. We will augment our capacity to mesh without decrementing our capability to strategize. A practically invented the term "paradigms". We invariably harness interactive CAD. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We will raise our ability to expedite without lessening our power to deliver. The capacity to repurpose globally leads to the power to implement seamlessly. We will add to our ability to exploit without decrementing our capacity to harness. What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "architectures" really mean? The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Think user-centric. Think open-source. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Without infrastructures, you will lack initiatives. We will iterate the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable". What does the industry jargon "solutions" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "compelling" really mean? A practically invented the term "biometrics". The communities factor is B2B. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. It seems marvelous, but it's entirely entirely true! Think 24/7. The re-sizing factor is cross-media. The technologies factor is end-to-end. Quick: do you have a viral game plan for coping with new infrastructures? We think that most collaborative, 24/7 splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough HTML. We will extend the power of subscriber communities to revolutionize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined, extensible e-businesses and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever been unable to engineer your strategic feature set? Instantly? Imagine a combination of RDF and DOM. We think that most extensible web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough Apache. Is it more important for something to be impactful, holistic, vertical or to be scalable? The aptitude to incubate globally leads to the capability to optimize efficiently. The ability to mesh globally leads to the ability to maximize efficiently. The relationships factor is customized, compelling. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will deliver the term "long-term".