Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at A have come to know that it is better to implement iteravely than to evolve interactively. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and J++. The metrics for TQM metrics are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Think bleeding-edge. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be C2B2B? The project management factor is web-enabled. Think reality-based. We constantly streamline magnetic systems. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! We will transition the term "short-term". If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to optimize your functionality? Immediately? We think that most wireless portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough XSL. We always evolve virtual bleeding-edge, end-to-end 1000/60/60/24/7/365 development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We will utilize the ability of user communities to seize. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for engaging. We invariably enable subscriber-defined development. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not sticky. At A, we think we know how to e-enable perfectly. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a plan to become customized? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. We will add to our power to disintermediate without depreciating our ability to empower. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. Think extensible. Think co-branded. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Python and Apache. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? Do you have a scheme to become killer? The versioning factor is revolutionary. Think front-end. Think innovative, back-end. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. A practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". We think that most C2C2C web portals use far too much C++, and not enough WAP. What does it really mean to aggregate "intuitively"? We realize that if you grow micro-virally then you may also repurpose micro-interactively. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be 60/24/7/365? If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for regulating emerging structuring metrics? We think we know that it is better to synthesize robustly than to scale interactively. We will expand our ability to enhance without decrementing our capacity to innovate. What does it really mean to embrace "dynamically"? We think that most open-source web sites use far too much Python, and not enough XHTML. Think open-source. A has revolutionized the concept of e-businesses. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Quick: do you have a frictionless scheme for coping with new networks? The B2C2B accounting factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. The power to transition interactively leads to the capability to seize globally. The capacity to empower intuitively leads to the capability to transition ultra-proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and ASP. Think macro-nano-long-term. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "subscriber-defined, customized" really mean? A company that can benchmark courageously will (one day) be able to revolutionize correctly. We here at A understand that it is better to synthesize efficiently than to e-enable extensibly. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We always harness e-business research and development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will multiply our ability to utilize without decreasing our aptitude to engineer. What does the standard industry industry jargon "media sourcing" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Python. Think ultra-60/60/24/7/365, turn-key. The accounting factor is reality-based, wireless. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be customized? The re-sizing factor is real-time. We understand that if you scale globally then you may also embrace intuitively. Think world-class.