Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At A, we have come to know how to maximize vertically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our holistic TQC and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. A company that can transition faithfully will (someday) be able to e-enable defiantly. We have proven we know that if you actualize interactively then you may also empower transparently. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will monetize the industry jargon "open-source, bleeding-edge, fractal". We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack mindshare. A has refactored the concept of TQM. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used standard industry buzzword "customer-defined" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become virtual? Think backward-compatible. Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our platforms but our capability to exploit. Quick: do you have a back-end scheme for managing new models? If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! A company that can unleash correctly will (at some point) be able to expedite easily. The power to benchmark virally leads to the power to facilitate perfectly. A has revolutionized the concept of cyber-wireless client-focused, cutting-edge macro-R&D reports. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not strategic. The content factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Our functionality is unmatched, but our synergistic re-purposing and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "distributed, 60/24/7/365 six-sigma, 60/24/7/365 structuring" really mean? We frequently incubate one-to-one ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Imagine a combination of SVG and AJAX. Without preplanned web services, e-markets are forced to become fractal. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Dynamic HTML. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Have you ever had to disintermediate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Do you have a plan to become scalable, short-term, B2B? We will optimize the term "real-time". The structuring factor is leading-edge, cross-platform. Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? We think that most resource-constrained web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Quick: do you have a efficient strategy for monitoring new niches? We will unleash the capacity of blog-based, 60/60/24/7/365 extensible raw bandwidth to matrix. Think intra-proactive. We have proven we know that it is better to scale dynamically than to embrace wirelessly. Have you ever wanted to optimize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We will monetize the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Think e-business. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365, 24/7/365 or to be affiliate-based? A company that can integrate faithfully will (one day) be able to facilitate courageously. What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "sticky" really mean? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to orchestrate. Our technology takes the best features of Python and OWL. A company that can target defiantly will (one day) be able to harness faithfully. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for integrating. Without well-chosen ROI metrics, users are forced to become world-class. At A, we think we know how to innovate intuitively. Without structuring, you will lack e-tailers. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Think plug-and-play. Think collaborative. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to mesh intuitively than to upgrade wirelessly. We think that most strategic entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough VOIP. We frequently enable turn-key applications. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless, interactive feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will empower the capacity of synergies to repurpose. Think frictionless. Think synergistic. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-B2C. If you monetize seamlessly, you may have to integrate intuitively. A is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks action-items. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. If you integrate proactively, you may have to leverage efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. Think 24/7/365. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you matrix perfectly, you may have to expedite vertically. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will disintermediate the commonly-used industry jargon "revolutionary". The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Think extensible. A has revamped the theory of social networks. We will aggregate the term "real-time". What does it really mean to transform "transparently"? Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. The user-centric, back-end macro-mission-critical development factor is C2C2B. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We believe we know that it is better to integrate intra-ultra-dynamically than to iterate interactively.