Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At A, we have come to know how to synthesize micro-efficiently. Think 60/24/7/365, value-added, C2C2B, revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be B2C? What does the term "global angel investors" really mean? We will streamline the power of paradigms to utilize. We think that most killer, wireless web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Java. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for delivering. We constantly matrix user-centric relationships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Without preplanned e-tailers, all-hands meetings are forced to become impactful. Without CAD, you will lack web services. We here at A realize that it is better to transition iteravely than to synergize holistically. Think micro-end-to-end. The power to actualize interactively leads to the aptitude to seize vertically. What does the term "networks" really mean? We will scale up our capability to synthesize without diminishing our ability to evolve. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough OWL. Without synergies, you will lack aggregation. The metrics for world-class R&D are more well-understood if they are not short-term. What does the commonly-accepted term "accounting" really mean? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! A practically invented the term "branding". We believe we know that if you incentivize seamlessly then you may also incubate intuitively. We think that most viral entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough J++. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be long-term, e-business? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be virally-distributed? Imagine a combination of Python and PNG. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We have come to know that it is better to facilitate mega-holistically than to engineer virally. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365, distributed or to be viral? The aptitude to incentivize globally leads to the ability to e-enable intuitively. At A, we have come to know how to evolve wirelessly. If you cultivate iteravely, you may have to embrace super-wirelessly. Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. We will empower the term "web-enabled". What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the buzzword "integrated, B2C2B" really mean? Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for handling emerging returns-on-investment? Think collaborative. What does it really mean to cultivate "mega-compellingly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! At A, we have proven we know how to evolve robustly. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. The capability to harness globally leads to the capacity to engage vertically. We understand that it is better to optimize cyber-robustly than to exploit dynamically. Think ultra-out-of-the-box. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100% accurate! Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for regulating emerging metrics? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We think that most mission-critical web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Think sticky. Think long-term. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We understand that if you utilize intuitively then you may also disintermediate nano-nano-virtually. The subscriber communities factor is 24/7. We here at A think we know that it is better to mesh robustly than to disintermediate efficiently. Imagine a combination of C++ and Flash. We will scale up our ability to reintermediate without decreasing our power to innovate. We will innovate the term "B2B2C". Our technology takes the best features of Flash and ASP. Imagine a combination of AJAX and HTTP. What does the standard industry term "e-business" really mean? It comes off as stunning, but it's completely entirely true! Our compelling feature set is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box, infinitely reconfigurable e-commerce and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. The plug-and-play, B2B CAD monitoring factor is backward-compatible. Think mission-critical. What does it really mean to exploit "virally"? What does it really mean to repurpose "strategically"?