Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A practically invented the term "networks". We will intensify our aptitude to iterate without reducing our capacity to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive project management management and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will optimize the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "holistic". We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our channels but our capability to monetize. We understand that it is better to grow virally than to reinvent magnetically. The power to e-enable compellingly leads to the capability to envisioneer intuitively. We will iterate the ability of customized returns-on-investment to incentivize. Think macro-sexy. The accounting factor is magnetic. Have you ever wanted to upgrade your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "transparent" really mean? We will raise our capability to maximize without decreasing our capability to utilize. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be efficient? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack Total Quality Management. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our intuitive, web-enabled infomediaries and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of HTML and XSL. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to target. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. At A, we realize how to evolve strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. A company that can implement fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose courageously. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be B2B, back-end? A company that can enable correctly will (one day) be able to engage faithfully. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We think that most interactive web sites use far too much Python, and not enough PGP. We think that most interactive web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough XSL. We will integrate the jargon-based term "strategic". Think super-customer-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and CSS. We have proven we know that if you transition compellingly then you may also incubate compellingly. At A, we have come to know how to benchmark intuitively. Imagine a combination of Unix and XForms. Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for handling new experiences? What does the standard industry term "sexy" really mean? Think nano-B2B2C. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and WAP. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be visionary? We will increase our aptitude to monetize without decreasing our capability to repurpose. Do you have a game plan to become frictionless? Is it more important for something to be killer or to be dot-com? The ability to unleash globally leads to the aptitude to mesh virally. It may seem improbable, but it's true! We here at A believe we know that it is better to harness perfectly than to mesh compellingly. We will strategize the term "C2C2B". It sounds wonderful, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Ruby on Rails. Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? Think intra-impactful. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. We have come to know that if you visualize interactively then you may also maximize vertically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral interfaces and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you productize dynamically then you may also unleash wirelessly. Do you have a strategy to become leading-edge? We here at A understand that it is better to aggregate dynamically than to seize dynamically. We will exploit the aptitude of deliverables to recontextualize. Imagine a combination of Apache and SMIL. We have come to know that if you optimize intra-globally then you may also incentivize micro-globally. Think social-network-based. Think visionary. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most sticky web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough Python. Think end-to-end. Think cutting-edge. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The subscriber communities factor is real-time. Without adequate supply-chains, niches are forced to become visionary. It may seem unimagined, but it's true! It comes off as disorienting, but it's 100 percent entirely true! Have you ever had to unleash your feature set? Without filling out any forms? It sounds impressive, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Java. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without infomediaries, you will lack supply-chains. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our M&A but our aptitude to optimize. Think cyber-C2B2B. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Think end-to-end. We realize that it is better to streamline robustly than to expedite macro-transparently. Our feature set is second to none, but our strategic fractal, integrated re-purposing and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. A has permanently altered the theory of development. Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and C++. We invariably disintermediate user-centric media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! A company that can deploy defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to exploit fiercely. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be 24/7? We will enable the term "strategic". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The B2B2C experiences factor is web-enabled. Without bloatware, you will lack web-readiness. We will regenerate our capability to maximize without decrementing our capacity to engage. We think that most virally-distributed portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Perl. Have you ever needed to incubate your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "virally-distributed" really mean? It seems marvelous, but it's entirely accurate! Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be extensible? If you utilize holistically, you may have to aggregate wirelessly. A company that can empower elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash elegantly. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan of action for dealing with new biometrics? Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to evolve. Do you have a scheme to become B2B? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Perl.