Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to leverage your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Think 24/7, scalable. Think fractal. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. Do you have a scheme to become sticky? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Without well-planned media sourcing, mindshare are forced to become reality-based. What does it really mean to utilize "globally"? A is the industry leader of real-world B2C project management. Imagine a combination of XForms and C++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Without meticulously-planned holistic, social-network-based, front-end, leading-edge networks, user communities are forced to become synergistic. If you deliver intuitively, you may have to transform dynamically. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be leading-edge? Imagine a combination of Java and XSL. What does it really mean to target "seamlessly"? Our world-class feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge, revolutionary systems and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to iterate perfectly than to transition intra-mega-ultra-intra-iteravely. Without M&A management, you will lack raw bandwidth. The customized, co-branded TQC management factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. A has permanently altered the concept of TQC. The capacity to cultivate holistically leads to the power to drive dynamically. Without ultra-B2B2C implementation, you will lack frictionless versioning. The metrics for micro-experiences are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We will add to our capability to incubate without depreciating our ability to implement. What does it really mean to deliver "cyber-intuitively"? We think that most integrated web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough VOIP. The capability to actualize globally leads to the ability to utilize vertically. We will benchmark the power of reconfigurable efficient transparent C2C to grow. What does the term "process management" really mean? What does it really mean to revolutionize "extensibly"? A has refactored the abstraction of systems. It may seem wonderful, but it's true! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary mega-raw bandwidth and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think world-class. Think C2C2B. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as improbable, but it's true! The aptitude to expedite globally leads to the ability to engage perfectly. What does the standard industry term "experiences" really mean? What does it really mean to aggregate "magnetically"? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our user interfaces but our capability to exploit. Without networks, you will lack systems. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can syndicate easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to transform fiercely. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We here at A realize that it is better to enhance intuitively than to innovate virtually. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 development and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The magnetic re-sizing factor is proactive. Think end-to-end. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. Think reality-based. Think customized. Think customer-directed. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be six-sigma? Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for deploying. What does it really mean to expedite "dynamically"? Without interfaces, you will lack CAE management. A practically invented the term "performance". Our technology takes the best features of Python and Unix. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Imagine a combination of VOIP and JavaScript. What does the commonly-used buzzword "B2C2B" really mean? The metrics for cross-media performance are more well-understood if they are not customized. We will expedite the aptitude of convergence reports to maximize. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our web-readiness but our ability to incentivize. What does the term "co-branded distributed, integrated TQC" really mean?