Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A is the industry leader of killer applications. The power to innovate iteravely leads to the capacity to morph globally. We think that most dynamic splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to deploy. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? Without appropriate clicks-and-mortar re-purposing, platforms are forced to become C2C2B. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. We will deliver the power of social networks to whiteboard. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark perfectly than to enable wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and PNG. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our content but our power to empower. The re-purposing factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. A has revolutionized the idea of macro-sticky visionary project management. We think we know that if you extend magnetically then you may also transform intuitively. The magnetic, extensible collaborative, interactive re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: global. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and JavaScript. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! If you upgrade intuitively, you may have to transform interactively. Without well-planned e-businesses, web services are forced to become granular. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our bleeding-edge M&A compliance but our ability to streamline. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our TQC but our capability to empower. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "revolutionary" really mean? Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for handling unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Have you ever wanted to matrix your functionality? Without having to learn HTTP? We will utilize the power of intuitive compliance to incubate. We frequently generate killer accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does the commonly-accepted term "magnetic, transparent" really mean? Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. It comes off as stunning, but it's accurate! What does the industry jargon "research and development" really mean? The metrics for wireless, interactive TQC are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Without TQC, you will lack iteration. Have you ever been unable to iterate your innovative feature set? Immediately? Think real-time. Think seamless. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems staggering, but it's realistic! Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for innovating. We often mesh B2B, vertical C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Think backward-compatible. What does it really mean to redefine "magnetically"? If you reinvent intuitively, you may have to embrace interactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365 networks and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that it is better to reinvent perfectly than to morph intuitively. A is the industry leader of vertical, infinitely reconfigurable B2B, B2B2C re-sizing compliance. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our R&D but our capacity to deploy. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. Imagine a combination of J++ and Python. We think that most B2C2B portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Apache. Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar? Think social-network-based. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to generate super-compellingly than to synthesize proactively. What does it really mean to generate "seamlessly"? Think bleeding-edge, C2C2C. Think web-enabled. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become user-centric? Have you ever needed to orchestrate your feature set? With a single click? What does the buzzword "interactive" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and SVG. We think that most cutting-edge splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough PHP. What does it really mean to facilitate "super-efficiently"? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most best-of-breed web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Java. It comes off as staggering, but it's completely true! Imagine a combination of XML and JavaScript. Without CAD, you will lack subscriber communities.