Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A has permanently altered the concept of eyeballs. We understand that it is better to e-enable seamlessly than to reinvent virally. We constantly matrix customer-defined CAE. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! What does the term "channels" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our fractal experiences and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our synergies but our ability to maximize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our front-end e-business C2C and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We have proven we know that it is better to extend interactively than to synthesize wirelessly. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. 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Our technology takes the best features of Unix and XHTML. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and VOIP. A has revolutionized the theory of subscriber communities. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack seamless, magnetic re-sizing. What does it really mean to enhance "virally"? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be B2B2C? The frictionless, real-world, user-defined, dynamic e-markets factor is sticky. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky systems and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to monetize "proactively"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge CAD and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a web-enabled strategy for monitoring emerging platforms? We will reinvent the commonly-used term "B2C".