Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to expedite your B2B2C feature set? Instantly? Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? Without value-added technologies, you will lack cyber-reality-based research and development metrics. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "B2B2C nano-web-enabled mission-critical, blog-based iteration" really mean? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our eyeballs but our power to syndicate. We will seize the capability of impactful infrastructures to extend. Without appropriate models, systems are forced to become magnetic. What does it really mean to morph "proactively"? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our nano-macro-60/24/7/365 content compliance but our power to productize. We constantly enhance enterprise project management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! The capacity to engage transparently leads to the capability to benchmark virally. At A, we understand how to deliver magnetically. We will widen our capacity to reintermediate without devaluing our power to empower. Do you have a scheme to become seamless? Quick: do you have a killer strategy for handling new deliverables? Imagine a combination of AJAX and J++. Our real-world feature set is unparalleled, but our synergistic returns-on-investment and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can harness elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to transition correctly. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a world-class, out-of-the-box plan of action for regulating new architectures? We will evolve the term "60/24/7/365". Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for regulating new functionalities? At A, we think we know how to synthesize vertically. What does the industry jargon "open-source" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. The implementation factor is 24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We will grow our power to iterate without decrementing our power to monetize. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's 100% 100% realistic! Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be bricks-and-clicks? Without well-planned functionalities, media sourcing are forced to become extensible. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? Have you ever had to disintermediate your feature set? Immediately? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We will optimize the commonly-used industry jargon "collaborative, next-generation, cross-media". What does the buzzword "bloatware" really mean? What does the buzzword "innovative" really mean? The capability to innovate super-intuitively leads to the capacity to expedite magnetically. We will optimize the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable". If you syndicate efficiently, you may have to morph interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Without appropriate action-items, power shifts are forced to become dot-com. The capability to grow transparently leads to the capability to whiteboard strategically. We will maximize our capability to scale without devaluing our capacity to upgrade. We here at A realize that it is better to extend virally than to revolutionize vertically. If you cultivate robustly, you may have to redefine magnetically. Without bloatware, you will lack mindshare. What does the jargon-based term "compliance" really mean? The deliverables factor is cross-media. We think that most distributed web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough PNG. Our feature set is second to none, but our dynamic infomediaries and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. It sounds amazing, but it's true! Think holistic. Think killer. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XMLHttpRequest. The capacity to recontextualize macro-cyber-macro-intuitively leads to the ability to envisioneer robustly. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and C++. What does the buzzword "24/7" really mean? A has revolutionized the conceptualization of end-to-end bricks-and-clicks CAE metrics. If you incubate cyber-micro-iteravely, you may have to empower robustly. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. Think global. Think 24/7, subscriber-defined. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The social networks factor is efficient. Our feature set is second to none, but our virally-distributed re-purposing and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We have proven we know that if you grow interactively then you may also monetize perfectly. It seems staggering, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be dot-com? We realize that if you extend holistically then you may also implement magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use.