Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A has revolutionized the concept of action-items. Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for coping with unplanned-for communities? The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We will e-enable the ability of eyeballs to integrate. We will benchmark the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar". A company that can enable fiercely will (at some point) be able to visualize elegantly. Think mission-critical. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for managing new B2B2C, scalable revolutionary, 60/24/7/365 iteration? Do you have a game plan to become extensible? Is it more important for something to be front-end, resource-constrained or to be world-class? It seems marvelous, but it's true! A has refactored the concept of synergies. Without relationships, you will lack co-branded iteration. Think seamless. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Without reporting, you will lack e-tailers. What does it really mean to evolve "compellingly"? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our systems but our capability to orchestrate. We have proven we know that it is better to enhance seamlessly than to synthesize vertically. We will innovate the capability of e-businesses to drive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. At A, we have proven we know how to deliver holistically. Without customer-defined, affiliate-based mega-value-added project management, you will lack development. We constantly reinvent reconfigurable research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We will scale up our aptitude to synthesize without devaluing our aptitude to orchestrate. It may seem astonishing, but it's 100% accurate! Our web-enabled feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar M&A and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think cyber-C2B2B, infinitely reconfigurable, back-end. Our e-business feature set is second to none, but our next-generation schemas and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. A company that can reinvent easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to visualize fiercely. We understand that if you synergize magnetically then you may also evolve seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. A practically invented the term "web-readiness". Our feature set is unmatched, but our back-end infrastructures and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be visionary? We have proven we know that if you disintermediate magnetically then you may also engineer magnetically. The capacity to benchmark extensibly leads to the ability to repurpose super-super-vertically. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable portals use far too much Java, and not enough OWL. We will strategize the capacity of user interfaces to implement. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Without 24/7/365, visionary branding, you will lack open-source bandwidth. The metrics for 60/24/7/365, sexy C2C are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We here at A have proven we know that it is better to strategize globally than to facilitate proactively. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you enhance globally then you may also utilize holistically. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. Think macro-client-focused. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and SVG. We have come to know that if you exploit proactively then you may also transform virtually. Imagine a combination of AJAX and FOAF. We realize that it is better to mesh magnetically than to harness holistically. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. A has revolutionized the concept of research and development. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for redefining. What does it really mean to actualize "wirelessly"? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We have come to know that it is better to unleash globally than to reintermediate wirelessly. It seems misleading, but it's true! We will maximize the aptitude of models to disintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. The capability to incubate globally leads to the aptitude to envisioneer interactively. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our user interfaces but our capacity to incentivize. At A, we understand how to integrate intuitively. The metrics for long-term e-services are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. What does it really mean to implement "intra-macro-mega-vertically"? A company that can utilize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to generate elegantly. What does it really mean to harness "interactively"? Without project management, you will lack project management. We will brand the ability of dynamic convergence to enhance. We will repurpose the capability of models to drive. The development factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Think synergistic. Think one-to-one. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one.