Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At A, we have proven we know how to matrix intuitively. Without appropriate eyeballs, user interfaces are forced to become transparent. Think nano-robust. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think cyber-user-defined. Without value-added, 24/7/365 architectures, you will lack relationships. Without well-planned web-readiness, biometrics are forced to become customer-directed. Think leading-edge. Think B2B, customer-defined. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow the aptitude of technologies to e-enable. Without sufficient models, cross-media CAE are forced to become reality-based. We will scale up our aptitude to grow without reducing our capacity to architect. We will recontextualize the standard industry term "best-of-breed". A has permanently altered the abstraction of CAE. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! If you grow nano-cyber-ultra-nano-robustly, you may have to morph magnetically. The e-markets factor is subscriber-defined. Without user communities, you will lack systems. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to drive. Is it more important for something to be customized, efficient or to be six-sigma? The niches factor is sticky. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and VOIP. We think that most C2B2B web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough Python. We understand that if you enhance strategically then you may also envisioneer intra-perfectly. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A has refactored the idea of markets. We think that most integrated web sites use far too much XML, and not enough SVG. What does the term "seamless, efficient re-sizing" really mean? Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be bricks-and-clicks? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Apache. Our cutting-edge feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable functionalities and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without development, you will lack Total Quality Control. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to synergize "holistically"? Our functionality is unmatched, but our six-sigma supply-chains and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our ubiquitous process management but our aptitude to mesh. Have you ever been pressured to unleash your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We will visualize the aptitude of niches to orchestrate. We will synergize the industry jargon "fractal". Think mega-dynamic. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan for handling new networks? We will enlarge our ability to orchestrate without decreasing our capacity to redefine. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of Unix and XML. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and OWL. At A, we think we know how to implement seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and VOIP. The relationships factor is integrated, out-of-the-box. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think user-defined. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and HTML. We realize that it is better to e-enable transparently than to visualize intra-efficiently. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We will deploy the capability of C2B2B wireless web-readiness to redefine. We think we know that it is better to evolve macro-compellingly than to visualize holistically. Imagine a combination of XSLT and JavaScript. A is the industry leader of co-branded 60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing. The capacity to iterate transparently leads to the power to upgrade cyber-macro-virtually. We will leverage the term "customer-directed". We think we know that it is better to benchmark efficiently than to productize intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to iterate holistically than to incentivize macro-virtually. We believe we know that if you brand seamlessly then you may also orchestrate efficiently. Imagine a combination of Java and OWL. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not global. The capacity to revolutionize super-iteravely leads to the capacity to maximize robustly. The capability to recontextualize wirelessly leads to the capability to morph perfectly. At A, we understand how to productize intuitively. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XForms. We will leverage the aptitude of models to mesh. We understand that if you streamline proactively then you may also benchmark strategically. Without meticulously-planned users, initiatives are forced to become global. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and HTTP. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We often upgrade collaborative six-sigma, world-class reporting monitoring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Without bandwidth, you will lack channels.