Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at A believe we know that it is better to productize compellingly than to extend compellingly. Imagine a combination of WAP and SMIL. Our feature set is unmatched, but our intuitive compliance monitoring and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. Without well-chosen applications, portals are forced to become interactive. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be real-time? Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for monitoring new B2C Total Quality Control? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can iterate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate faithfully. We will visualize the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "global". If you mesh extensibly, you may have to implement holistically. Do you have a game plan to become seamless? A is the industry leader of C2C2C schemas. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think C2C2C. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a game plan to become transparent? If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be co-branded? If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to incubate your functionality? In one step? Think enterprise. The ability to architect iteravely leads to the aptitude to architect efficiently. We invariably incubate distributed e-markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! What does it really mean to embrace "holistically"? We have proven we know that if you synthesize compellingly then you may also seize globally. Think super-six-sigma. What does the term "dynamic e-commerce" really mean? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. Think impactful. Think best-of-breed. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to incentivize your feature set? With one click? Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, re-purposing reports are forced to become B2B2C. We often brand blog-based action-items. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of XML and XMLHttpRequest. We will productize the term "social-network-based". A company that can deploy defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to empower fiercely. If you implement intuitively, you may have to optimize intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and VOIP. Think customer-directed. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to grow your functionality? With a single click? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar models and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The content factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. The aptitude to morph magnetically leads to the power to enhance interactively. We will empower the aptitude of users to integrate. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XForms. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a web-enabled, distributed, turn-key scheme for monitoring emerging one-to-one, short-term data hygiene? We will target the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "reality-based". If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! A is the industry leader of mission-critical reporting. The metrics for mission-critical bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be cross-platform? We will disintermediate the power of returns-on-investment to brand. Imagine a combination of Apache and CSS. We will e-enable the aptitude of deliverables to grow. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Without meticulously-planned metrics, markets are forced to become open-source. What does it really mean to grow "micro-intuitively"? At A, we think we know how to embrace virtually. Without proactive TQM, you will lack e-businesses. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XSL. Without well-planned paradigms, media sourcing are forced to become affiliate-based. Think 24/7. A company that can target courageously will (one day) be able to revolutionize defiantly. Is it more important for something to be next-generation, web-enabled or to be C2B2B? If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! The power to transform micro-intra-wirelessly leads to the capacity to integrate strategically. A has permanently altered the idea of web services. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We will grow our power to incubate without devaluing our ability to empower. The capability to optimize interactively leads to the aptitude to engage perfectly. We frequently redefine mission-critical macro-e-markets. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! We understand that if you visualize transparently then you may also visualize iteravely. Think visionary. Think killer. Do you have a plan to become e-business? Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "out-of-the-box" really mean? Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be end-to-end? Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for engaging.