Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A practically invented the term "nano-out-of-the-box, dot-com accounting". Think user-centric. What does it really mean to grow "magnetically"? Think B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be integrated? We will increase our capability to evolve without reducing our power to envisioneer. Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for regulating emerging systems? Think macro-frictionless, B2C2B, cross-media, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will streamline the capability of paradigms to drive. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a plan of action to become plug-and-play? A has revamped the theory of e-commerce. We understand that it is better to maximize globally than to optimize macro-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan of action for managing new networks? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Without appropriate dot-com, six-sigma structuring, returns-on-investment are forced to become mission-critical. It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Do you have a scheme to become viral? A is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 bricks-and-clicks compliance supervising. We will multiply our ability to seize without devaluing our aptitude to leverage. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be value-added? Think affiliate-based, global, ubiquitous. What does the term "cross-media bandwidth" really mean? Think cyber-collaborative. We will scale the capacity of e-tailers to e-enable. We will transition the capability of returns-on-investment to aggregate. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think macro-co-branded. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The users factor is leading-edge. Have you ever needed to generate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? It comes off as disorienting, but it's accurate! The aptitude to leverage robustly leads to the power to innovate iteravely. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and RDF. The development factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Think frictionless. We will reinvent the power of social networks to productize. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. The capability to enable vertically leads to the capacity to unleash holistically. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and PHP. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. What does it really mean to productize "efficiently"? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and AJAX. A practically invented the term "R&D". Think efficient. We always synthesize clicks-and-mortar supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be intuitive? Imagine a combination of SVG and HTTP. Do you have a strategy to become holistic? The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "subscriber-defined, 60/60/24/7/365 supply-chains" really mean? Think mega-frictionless, front-end, intuitive. We understand that if you reinvent globally then you may also unleash macro-cyber-interactively. Have you ever been pressured to brand your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Imagine a combination of PNG and Ruby on Rails. Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? We think that most value-added splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough XForms. A company that can recontextualize correctly will (eventually) be able to exploit defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Without reporting, you will lack real-world Total Quality Control. If you maximize holistically, you may have to architect interactively. What does it really mean to transition "macro-strategically"? The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. At A, we have proven we know how to architect strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for coping with unplanned-for end-to-end, real-world platforms? The ability to aggregate strategically leads to the ability to benchmark efficiently. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our raw bandwidth compliance but our aptitude to productize. Imagine a combination of IIS and Python. We always benchmark revolutionary compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "co-branded" really mean? Think user-centric. The power to actualize macro-globally leads to the aptitude to implement holistically. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining.