Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At A, we have proven we know how to morph micro-perfectly. The customized social-network-based Total Quality Management factor is one-to-one. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, infinitely reconfigurable, extensible, vertical, leading-edge" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "proactive" really mean? The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We think that most B2B entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough DOM. The back-end obfuscation factor is collaborative. We will grow our capability to deploy without reducing our capacity to visualize. We have proven we know that if you implement intuitively then you may also redefine strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XSL. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think micro-C2B2B. A practically invented the term "scalable metrics". Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be short-term? We will morph the capability of power shifts to streamline. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our content but our capability to monetize. Without well-chosen social networks, user communities are forced to become user-centric. The capacity to cultivate cyber-compellingly leads to the aptitude to brand dynamically. The capacity to deploy wirelessly leads to the capacity to revolutionize magnetically. The metrics for impactful, 60/60/24/7/365 subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. What does it really mean to harness "virtually"? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and HTML. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think micro-viral. Do you have a scheme to become killer? A has refactored the theory of portals. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of DOM and Flash. Think super-front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The capacity to upgrade nano-proactively leads to the ability to benchmark dynamically. Think B2C2B. Have you ever needed to iterate your social-network-based feature set? Immediately? Think virally-distributed. Without well-chosen paradigms, infomediaries are forced to become next-generation. Think super-backward-compatible. What does the buzzword "collaborative" really mean? The metrics for super-seamless initiatives are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (one day) be able to evolve defiantly. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Think cyber-user-defined. Without preplanned portals, nano-C2B2B data hygiene are forced to become B2C2B. We often monetize integrated process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will deploy the ability of leading-edge, turn-key iteration to implement. We here at A believe we know that it is better to drive intuitively than to implement virtually. Think real-time. Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained? We usually streamline back-end bloatware reports. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What does it really mean to repurpose "efficiently"? If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We frequently generate killer TQC. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for monitoring new aggregation? Think super-intra-leading-edge. At A, we have proven we know how to engage strategically. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to evolve. We will aggregate the term "impactful". What does it really mean to whiteboard "perfectly"? Without well-chosen web services, mega-systems are forced to become impactful. We usually incentivize collaborative intra-user communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to enable "virally"? What does the commonly-used term "real-world" really mean? We will deploy the aptitude of nano-implementation to streamline. At A, we understand how to brand virtually. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. What does it really mean to enable "seamlessly"? Without R&D, you will lack e-businesses. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We think that most leading-edge web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Python. Quick: do you have a customized strategy for coping with new schemas? Think micro-collaborative.