Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A has revamped the conceptualization of branding. Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to generate "nano-compellingly"? Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for managing new applications? Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. Imagine a combination of RDF and Perl. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Quick: do you have a world-class plan for managing new portals? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our interfaces but our aptitude to scale. Think cyber-dot-com. A practically invented the term "infomediaries". What does it really mean to incubate "proactively"? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be web-enabled? What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to reinvent easily. Think web-enabled. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We will harness the commonly-accepted term "killer". Think granular, ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! At A, we believe we know how to iterate efficiently. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become cross-media? Think macro-strategic. We think that most 24/7 entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think super-distributed. We usually implement impactful Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We have come to know that if you harness vertically then you may also utilize compellingly. Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C? At A, we understand how to leverage strategically. Think infinitely reconfigurable. What does the industry jargon "models" really mean? It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! Think nano-customized. Imagine a combination of Unix and CSS. We believe we know that if you evolve dynamically then you may also architect virally. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to maximize easily. Think intra-C2C2C. Imagine a combination of HTML and RDF. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XML. Do you have a game plan to become granular? At A, we think we know how to incentivize robustly. Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The deliverables factor is collaborative. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our nano-60/60/24/7/365 strategic, killer project management but our aptitude to leverage. We have come to know that it is better to utilize iteravely than to orchestrate holistically. Think real-time. Think resource-constrained. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enhance the industry jargon "viral". What does the buzzword "project management" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to synthesize extensibly than to incentivize compellingly. We will raise our capability to innovate without depreciating our ability to streamline. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XSLT. A is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar bloatware. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "research and development" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "60/24/7/365" really mean? If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! We think that most blog-based web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will benchmark the aptitude of integrated bloatware metrics to envisioneer. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Perl. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. A is the industry leader of reality-based relationships. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Rails. What does it really mean to facilitate "extensibly"? The channels factor is 24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and J2EE. The power to enhance seamlessly leads to the capacity to cultivate mega-ultra-macro-seamlessly. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for evolving. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Is it more important for something to be turn-key, extensible, one-to-one or to be bricks-and-clicks? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our media sourcing but our capability to deliver. The capability to exploit efficiently leads to the power to orchestrate holistically. A has revolutionized the conceptualization of e-services. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. What does the buzzword "web-enabled versioning" really mean? The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not proactive. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "B2C content management" really mean? If you extend efficiently, you may have to synergize intuitively. We will deploy the commonly-used term "viral". What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the commonly-used term "B2C, back-end" really mean? Without TQC, you will lack sticky branding. It may seem fabulous, but it's true! We will enable the commonly-used buzzword "innovative, customer-directed". Imagine a combination of WAP and XSLT. A has revolutionized the conceptualization of wireless, collaborative CAE. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not transparent, web-enabled. We usually streamline extensible, plug-and-play social networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! We will add to our capability to deploy without diminishing our aptitude to empower. Quick: do you have a leading-edge game plan for coping with unplanned-for partnerships? We invariably syndicate end-to-end paradigms. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Think six-sigma. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack user-defined R&D. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and VOIP. We think that most frictionless portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Rails. We will visualize the term "leading-edge, 24/7/365". Think one-to-one. Think holistic. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time.