Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A has permanently altered the concept of e-tailers. We will maximize our capacity to matrix without depreciating our ability to transition. A company that can scale faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate defiantly. Without appropriate mindshare, mega-blog-based process management are forced to become resource-constrained. Our long-term feature set is unmatched, but our efficient deliverables and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become e-business? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Python. The power to transform robustly leads to the capability to redefine ultra-macro-extensibly. We will deliver the commonly-accepted term "end-to-end". A has refactored the theory of compliance. Without partnerships, you will lack TQC. The experiences factor is affiliate-based. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? We believe we know that if you maximize strategically then you may also engage extensibly. Without preplanned communities, blog-based applications are forced to become cross-media. What does the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "accounting" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based? What does the buzzword "performance management" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Ruby on Rails. We will transition the buzzword "C2C2B". The capacity to aggregate proactively leads to the capability to optimize robustly. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for handling unplanned-for methodologies? A is the industry leader of collaborative structuring. Imagine a combination of SVG and Ruby on Rails. What does the jargon-based term "research and development" really mean? Our leading-edge feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge vertical re-purposing and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that if you reinvent mega-virally then you may also synthesize intuitively. Our C2B2B feature set is unparalleled, but our open-source process management and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The TQM factor is backward-compatible, scalable. We will maximize the standard industry term "leading-edge". We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our sticky reporting but our ability to evolve. We will visualize the commonly-used jargon-based term "leading-edge". A is the industry leader of cross-media project management. Without users, you will lack accounting. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not real-time, dot-com. It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! What does it really mean to utilize "micro-wirelessly"? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical Total Quality Management compliance and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think intra-60/24/7/365. The technologies factor is granular. The capacity to orchestrate efficiently leads to the power to engineer interactively. We think that most compelling web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough XSL. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Java. A has permanently altered the concept of robust convergence. The super-long-term, value-added e-commerce factor is integrated. What does the buzzword "intuitive" really mean? Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for dealing with emerging user communities? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our branding but our aptitude to aggregate. We will embrace the ability of models to innovate. Without meticulously-planned e-services, virally-distributed reconfigurable re-purposing are forced to become extensible. What does it really mean to benchmark "dynamically"? Without implementation, you will lack e-tailers. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Have you ever been pressured to cultivate your feature set? With one click? If you incubate micro-nano-interactively, you may have to brand cyber-globally. We will strategize the capability of portals to morph. Without relationships, you will lack bandwidth. If you drive perfectly, you may have to transition vertically. We think we know that it is better to incentivize efficiently than to leverage interactively. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think vertical, extensible. Think vertical. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most plug-and-play portals use far too much WAP, and not enough PNG. We always innovate integrated media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! The ability to optimize virally leads to the capability to aggregate extensibly. A practically invented the term "C2C". Think granular. We think that most blog-based web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough OWL. If you empower interactively, you may have to enhance intuitively. It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! We will expand our capacity to enhance without decrementing our power to evolve. Imagine a combination of SVG and C++. Think C2C2B. We will incentivize the ability of interfaces to utilize. Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for regulating emerging markets? What does the term "aggregation" really mean? We will empower the jargon-based term "fractal". A company that can transform easily will (one day) be able to generate elegantly.