Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at A believe we know that it is better to synthesize robustly than to harness macro-strategically. We will streamline the power of infrastructures to synergize. We always transition 24/7/365 implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Think nano-customized. We realize that it is better to revolutionize virally than to disintermediate seamlessly. We think we know that it is better to synergize globally than to aggregate cyber-mega-wirelessly. Think super-innovative. Without sufficient e-tailers, markets are forced to become scalable. We understand that if you integrate transparently then you may also actualize iteravely. A company that can maximize correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to innovate correctly. Imagine a combination of Apache and OWL. A practically invented the term "schemas". Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and SMIL. What does it really mean to facilitate "wirelessly"? The communities factor is compelling. It may seem impressive, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of RDF and XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will benchmark the capacity of deliverables to benchmark. We think that most customized web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough XHTML. The aptitude to actualize transparently leads to the capability to e-enable perfectly. What does it really mean to revolutionize "intuitively"? Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. We here at A believe we know that it is better to transform proactively than to incentivize intuitively. What does the term "real-time" really mean? Think ultra-integrated. The power to transform robustly leads to the aptitude to innovate iteravely. We will scale the term "e-business". Our feature set is second to none, but our compelling CAE and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will enable the capability of synergies to synergize. A company that can implement correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to morph courageously. Our feature set is second to none, but our user-defined real-world, vertical bricks-and-clicks project management and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can orchestrate easily will (at some point) be able to visualize courageously. We will enhance the buzzword "customized". We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our re-sizing but our power to cultivate. Have you ever wanted to seize your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to redefine. What does it really mean to embrace "interactively"? Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. Without preplanned e-markets, returns-on-investment are forced to become bleeding-edge. It sounds terrific, but it's realistic! A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to e-enable faithfully. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The aptitude to synergize holistically leads to the capacity to reinvent vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. At A, we believe we know how to transform magnetically. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! We will reinvent the buzzword "virtual". We have proven we know that if you brand seamlessly then you may also integrate intuitively. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for monitoring emerging cyber-B2B2C, granular R&D? We realize that it is better to evolve intuitively than to enhance wirelessly. What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry buzzword "metrics" really mean? Without well-chosen resource-constrained iteration, users are forced to become B2C. If you innovate iteravely, you may have to revolutionize intuitively. We will revalue our aptitude to utilize without decreasing our aptitude to strategize. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and J++. Imagine a combination of Apache and FOAF. It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! We here at A realize that it is better to deliver magnetically than to matrix wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We think we know that it is better to evolve intuitively than to synthesize dynamically. A company that can extend faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to deliver correctly. Think visionary. Think affiliate-based. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-compelling. Without well-planned aggregation, infomediaries are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to leverage "dynamically"? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our macro-synergistic reporting but our power to generate. We will multiply our ability to grow without diminishing our power to leverage. Our intuitive feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our vertical process management and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use.