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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
Company Name: 

Your Randomly-Generated Corporate Gibberish:


Think strategic. Think best-of-breed. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time.
We here at A realize that it is better to scale intuitively than to repurpose holistically. Think frictionless. Think distributed. What does the term "user communities" really mean? Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for handling unplanned-for returns-on-investment? We have come to know that it is better to integrate intuitively than to brand transparently. We have come to know that if you leverage perfectly then you may also orchestrate transparently. We have proven we know that if you maximize super-mega-iteravely then you may also revolutionize super-magnetically. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: back-end.
The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B, reconfigurable, customer-directed, end-to-end.
At A, we think we know how to seize intuitively. The metrics for robust implementation are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Think turn-key. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be distributed? We have come to know that if you deliver strategically then you may also drive compellingly. We will augment our ability to engage without diminishing our aptitude to transition. We think that most frictionless portals use far too much PHP, and not enough HTML. We will brand the industry jargon "turn-key". The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to utilize "strategically"?
Think intra-scalable.
We here at A realize that it is better to transform robustly than to productize perfectly. Think cutting-edge. Think extensible. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan for monitoring new paradigms? We will transform the aptitude of web-readiness to unleash. We will brand the ability of solutions to matrix. Imagine a combination of PGP and Dynamic HTML. We believe we know that it is better to empower seamlessly than to brand magnetically. We think that most one-to-one web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough DOM. Quick: do you have a web-enabled strategy for managing unplanned-for cross-media solutions? Without all-hands meetings, you will lack real-world extensible, back-end granular M&A. We understand that it is better to syndicate vertically than to expedite compellingly.
If you streamline seamlessly, you may have to e-enable nano-magnetically.
A is the industry leader of interactive performance. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? Quick: do you have a real-time, scalable scheme for coping with unplanned-for schemas? We usually synthesize integrated M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! We think that most B2B portals use far too much ASP, and not enough OWL. Without 24/7 accounting, you will lack intuitive, reality-based paradigms. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Our virally-distributed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term web-readiness and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! The obfuscation factor is killer.
We will aggregate the power of returns-on-investment to strategize.
A practically invented the term "C2C2C obfuscation". We will enable the aptitude of power shifts to target. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. A company that can extend elegantly will (eventually) be able to enable defiantly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 content and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Java and SMIL. What does the term "systems" really mean? The bandwidth factor is short-term. We will inflate our capability to repurpose without lessening our capability to engineer. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks experiences and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement.
We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use.
We here at A understand that it is better to deliver intra-vertically than to matrix interactively. What does the term "e-services" really mean? If you morph vertically, you may have to leverage robustly. Do you have a scheme to become transparent? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and J2EE. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! What does the term "dynamic, killer" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become compelling? If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become interactive? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you engineer transparently, you may have to scale mega-proactively.
Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be customized?
A has revolutionized the abstraction of customer-directed, web-enabled, granular performance. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be web-enabled? Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We have come to know that if you transition proactively then you may also architect robustly. What does it really mean to maximize "transparently"? We understand that if you morph perfectly then you may also disintermediate wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be affiliate-based, out-of-the-box? We believe we know that it is better to transition dynamically than to implement proactively. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable.
What does it really mean to envisioneer "interactively"?
At A, we realize how to drive holistically. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We will evolve the capability of synergies to productize. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be user-centric, real-time? We realize that if you unleash seamlessly then you may also embrace magnetically. The capacity to e-enable perfectly leads to the capacity to innovate ultra-micro-intra-compellingly. We will extend our capacity to upgrade without diminishing our ability to strategize. The metrics for intra-intra-distributed e-services are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think reconfigurable. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can orchestrate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to benchmark faithfully.
The power to architect intuitively leads to the capacity to transition seamlessly.
At A, we have proven we know how to revolutionize proactively. It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! What does the term "synergistic, seamless Total Quality Control" really mean? We will extend our capability to deploy without decreasing our ability to scale. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated technologies and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a viral plan for regulating new cross-media, cross-media TQM? We will expand our ability to empower without decreasing our aptitude to utilize. We think that most six-sigma web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough IIS. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and IIS. We will raise our capacity to drive without depreciating our ability to synergize. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for syndicating.

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