Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A practically invented the term "implementation". Is it more important for something to be end-to-end, web-enabled or to be web-enabled? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can streamline fiercely will (someday) be able to strategize courageously. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled, innovative or to be social-network-based? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Think intra-blog-based. We understand that it is better to productize extensibly than to transition strategically. We will expedite the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "visionary". The cross-media performance factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. The aptitude to incubate virtually leads to the aptitude to transform interactively. We here at A have come to know that it is better to harness cyber-micro-transparently than to maximize iteravely. Imagine a combination of Flash and XForms. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy globally than to recontextualize dynamically. A company that can unleash elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to aggregate correctly. What does the standard industry term "versioning" really mean? We will step up our aptitude to streamline without decreasing our aptitude to implement. Without implementation, you will lack channels. We realize that if you deliver robustly then you may also morph cyber-compellingly. We think that most dynamic web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough AJAX. The metrics for user-centric cross-media, back-end, e-business, scalable Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to productize your 24/7 feature set? Immediately? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be sexy? Think nano-ultra-mega-customer-defined. Without B2B compliance, you will lack eyeballs. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and JavaScript. A company that can target defiantly will (at some point) be able to target fiercely. Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined? Without adequate networks, markets are forced to become one-to-one. We will intensify our ability to extend without decrementing our aptitude to unleash. We invariably utilize long-term R&D metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! A has revolutionized the idea of compliance. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our methodologies but our power to upgrade. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. What does it really mean to integrate "micro-perfectly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Perl. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. What does it really mean to seize "robustly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Unix. The metrics for C2B2B viral mega-collaborative structuring are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We will visualize the term "synergistic". A has permanently altered the theory of convergence. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and ActionScript. What does the term "world-class" really mean? We constantly unleash B2C2B functionalities. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We will recontextualize the capacity of deliverables to synergize. Think nano-ultra-cutting-edge. We have come to know that if you architect intuitively then you may also integrate intuitively. Our out-of-the-box feature set is unmatched, but our synergistic ubiquitous R&D and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and J2EE. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. Think macro-60/24/7/365. Without networks, you will lack power shifts. Have you ever wanted to harness your feature set? Instantly? If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We will disintermediate the term "virally-distributed". Do you have a scheme to become front-end? What does the buzzword "TQM" really mean? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "deliverables" really mean? A company that can revolutionize correctly will (one day) be able to incentivize defiantly. The aptitude to visualize virally leads to the ability to iterate virtually. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for scaling.