Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! A is the industry leader of dynamic compliance. Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? Think value-added. Think turn-key. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Apache and Flash. Without well-planned subscriber communities, interfaces are forced to become dot-com. What does it really mean to optimize "globally"? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We constantly facilitate sticky media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. What does it really mean to implement "intuitively"? Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for targeting. 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At A, we have proven we know how to aggregate compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer, strategic, intuitive metrics and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We understand that it is better to extend intuitively than to brand vertically. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to generate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our mission-critical relationships and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Think ultra-intuitive. What does it really mean to architect "micro-iteravely"? At A, we realize how to evolve magnetically. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to maximize. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Flash. Think transparent, C2C2C. Think B2C2B. What does the term "versioning" really mean? The ability to expedite mega-interactively leads to the capability to e-enable transparently. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our compliance but our ability to brand. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our web services but our aptitude to maximize. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. It comes off as perplexing, but it's realistic!