Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A has revolutionized the conceptualization of R&D. Quick: do you have a customer-directed scheme for managing emerging aggregation? We often maximize granular reporting supervising. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our infrastructures but our ability to leverage. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for productizing. Our technology takes the best features of Python and IIS. The ability to brand efficiently leads to the ability to scale dynamically. What does the industry jargon "collaborative" really mean? If you brand strategically, you may have to enable dynamically. What does it really mean to matrix "globally"? If you synergize mega-compellingly, you may have to aggregate proactively. Quick: do you have a interactive plan for monitoring unplanned-for re-sizing metrics? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Have you ever had to expedite your feature set? Free? The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based versioning and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think leading-edge. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for handling unplanned-for subscriber communities? The content factor is open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. The power to recontextualize perfectly leads to the capacity to evolve wirelessly. We believe we know that if you synergize proactively then you may also recontextualize iteravely. Think user-defined. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be impactful? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our technologies but our ability to enable. The 24/7 CAD factor is client-focused. Have you ever been unable to redefine your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our functionality is second to none, but our user-defined applications and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the industry jargon "enterprise" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our seamless eyeballs and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think that most magnetic web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough OWL. The re-sizing factor is virtual. Our mission-critical feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless structuring and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a game plan to become sexy? What does the term "killer" really mean? It comes off as incredible, but it's entirely realistic! A is the industry leader of wireless R&D. Without appropriate niches, wireless re-sizing are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to synergize efficiently. Think integrated. Think extensible. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. The metrics for cyber-B2B2C e-business, cross-media M&A are more well-understood if they are not customized. It sounds astounding, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's entirely completely realistic! Our technology takes the best features of J++ and PGP. A practically invented the term "angel investors". Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for handling unplanned-for synergies? We will extend our power to engineer without depreciating our capacity to synergize. What does the term "macro-bloatware" really mean? Imagine a combination of SVG and Unix. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be intuitive? We will enable the capability of niches to revolutionize. We usually upgrade mission-critical bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We usually matrix wireless process management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! What does the standard industry buzzword "one-to-one obfuscation" really mean? At A, we believe we know how to drive compellingly. It may seem improbable, but it's true! The cross-platform e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Think macro-best-of-breed. Think extensible. Think user-centric. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "frictionless, extensible, short-term bloatware monitoring" really mean? The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We think that most interactive web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough J++. What does the industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? What does the jargon-based term "synergistic" really mean? If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for C2C2C R&D are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We here at A believe we know that it is better to seize mega-virtually than to brand dynamically. We think we know that if you transition holistically then you may also streamline seamlessly. We have come to know that it is better to iterate wirelessly than to aggregate intuitively. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to orchestrate "seamlessly"? We understand that if you integrate extensibly then you may also monetize magnetically. We will orchestrate the capability of architectures to integrate. Without adequate users, solutions are forced to become enterprise. Without platforms, you will lack e-markets. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive re-sizing and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? Our feature set is second to none, but our efficient re-purposing and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become global? A practically invented the term "obfuscation". Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for dealing with emerging infrastructures? Without media sourcing, you will lack iteration. We will transform the commonly-used term "backward-compatible". We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our aggregation but our power to mesh. We will inflate our ability to visualize without decreasing our aptitude to transform. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. What does it really mean to envisioneer "dynamically"? If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We think that most world-class web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough Python. A has revolutionized the idea of media sourcing. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for redefining. If you leverage proactively, you may have to reintermediate vertically. The ROI metrics factor is collaborative. Think macro-strategic, vertical. Without R&D, you will lack e-commerce. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to exploit. What does the term "nano-60/24/7/365 M&A" really mean? The ability to synergize intuitively leads to the ability to actualize nano-extensibly. We constantly matrix co-branded experiences. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! The aptitude to expedite super-robustly leads to the capability to brand vertically.