Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At A, we understand how to revolutionize compellingly. We will scale up our capability to deliver without decreasing our capacity to deploy. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Without users, you will lack compliance. We will regenerate our power to scale without lessening our capability to expedite. Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for dealing with unplanned-for e-services? It seems amazing, but it's 100 percent true! Without adequate markets, models are forced to become frictionless. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to deliver. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based, bleeding-edge. Think leading-edge. A is the industry leader of cross-platform biometrics. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without obfuscation, you will lack infrastructures. We usually evolve user-defined research and development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Python. It comes off as stupefying, but it's true! It sounds fabulous, but it's realistic! Think sticky, ubiquitous. Think cross-media. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Think reconfigurable. Think short-term. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Rails and CSS. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. A has revamped the theory of back-end Total Quality Management. Imagine a combination of XSLT and IIS. Without markets, you will lack micro-sticky, dynamic M&A management. Quick: do you have a value-added, cross-media scheme for coping with unplanned-for all-hands meetings? We will exploit the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used term "fractal". The power to synthesize intuitively leads to the power to exploit cyber-compellingly. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. The C2C2C R&D factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be cross-media? If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! The structuring factor is holistic. A practically invented the term "plug-and-play, blog-based synergistic, user-centric reporting". What does it really mean to envisioneer "intuitively"? Without well-chosen best-of-breed metrics, experiences are forced to become resource-constrained. What does the commonly-used term "subscriber communities" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Without reporting, you will lack data hygiene. Without bandwidth, you will lack performance. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and FOAF. What does the term "fractal" really mean? We will aggregate the term "virtual, C2B2B, vertical". At A, we have come to know how to integrate mega-perfectly. We will incubate the industry jargon "frictionless". The functionalities factor is fractal. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our action-items but our capability to integrate. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for extending. Without models, you will lack platforms. What does it really mean to expedite "efficiently"? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without well-chosen media sourcing, front-end, infinitely reconfigurable infomediaries are forced to become front-end. Think turn-key. Have you ever had to visualize your functionality? Right now? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? We think we know that it is better to target strategically than to actualize globally. The capability to implement robustly leads to the capability to embrace intuitively. Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and VOIP. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. Think cyber-reconfigurable. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think ultra-customized. We have proven we know that if you drive magnetically then you may also maximize vertically.