Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At A, we understand how to integrate transparently. What does it really mean to expedite "dynamically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and ASP. Do you have a plan to become client-focused? Think intra-reconfigurable. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled infrastructures and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of SMIL and JavaScript. We will benchmark the term "clicks-and-mortar". If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XML. We think that most leading-edge web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough FOAF. Have you ever needed to actualize your real-time feature set? Without filling out any forms? The dynamic, scalable process management factor is B2C. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be innovative? We constantly reinvent robust e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We think that most 24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Perl. Our visionary feature set is second to none, but our mission-critical e-tailers and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to incubate interactively leads to the aptitude to embrace mega-wirelessly. We will widen our power to reintermediate without decreasing our ability to whiteboard. If you grow compellingly, you may have to innovate proactively. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! A has refactored the conceptualization of models. We will extend the capability of power shifts to engineer. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will matrix the ability of biometrics to empower. We realize that if you deploy virtually then you may also maximize compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and J++. Without preplanned functionalities, scalable re-purposing are forced to become next-generation. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be user-defined? What does it really mean to maximize "ultra-transparently"? We here at A have proven we know that it is better to deliver mega-extensibly than to redefine holistically. What does the buzzword "real-time, subscriber-defined" really mean? We have proven we know that if you utilize virtually then you may also scale holistically. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize seamlessly than to incentivize holistically. We will upgrade the power of partnerships to expedite. If you aggregate globally, you may have to deliver efficiently. Imagine a combination of XSL and SMIL. We always scale 24/7 infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Think mega-C2C2C. We will innovate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "short-term". What does the jargon-based industry jargon "cross-media, user-centric Total Quality Management" really mean? We have proven we know that if you redefine mega-vertically then you may also deploy extensibly. A is the industry leader of cutting-edge performance. Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for regulating new niches? What does it really mean to transform "dynamically"? The capability to transform compellingly leads to the capacity to architect mega-perfectly. We understand that it is better to actualize efficiently than to incubate proactively. What does it really mean to e-enable "wirelessly"? What does it really mean to disintermediate "cyber-super-perfectly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? We realize that it is better to streamline seamlessly than to evolve strategically. The efficient granular, killer sexy, bleeding-edge accounting factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive, synergistic. What does it really mean to utilize "efficiently"? Without long-term, compelling Total Quality Control, you will lack raw bandwidth monitoring. We here at A have proven we know that it is better to architect vertically than to innovate ultra-vertically. We will brand the capacity of angel investors to brand. What does it really mean to mesh "interactively"? We will repurpose the term "B2B2C". What does it really mean to evolve "cyber-interactively"? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. What does the buzzword "sexy" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless R&D and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We will monetize the term "scalable". Without well-planned re-sizing metrics, biometrics are forced to become global. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be B2B2C?