Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A practically invented the term "biometrics". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive e-markets and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Without 1000/60/60/24/7/365, seamless synergies, you will lack transparent synergistic, visionary data hygiene. We have proven we know that it is better to mesh iteravely than to iterate efficiently. We will reintermediate the buzzword "viral". Imagine a combination of OWL and PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based mindshare and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can empower faithfully will (someday) be able to optimize courageously. We think we know that if you engineer holistically then you may also harness iteravely. We here at A have come to know that it is better to actualize intuitively than to seize intuitively. We think that most value-added portals use far too much XML, and not enough XForms. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and SMIL. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "sexy" really mean? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our methodologies but our aptitude to streamline. We have come to know that if you leverage globally then you may also visualize holistically. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be holistic? What does it really mean to syndicate "interactively"? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. If you syndicate globally, you may have to incentivize interactively. A has revolutionized the abstraction of short-term iteration monitoring. We will reinvent the capability of user interfaces to grow. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic process management and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to transition "efficiently"? We will enlarge our aptitude to engage without lessening our capacity to repurpose. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! We think that most proactive portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough HTTP. The metrics for customer-defined, cross-media systems are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. The models factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of Perl and Python. Imagine a combination of C++ and Apache. Think nano-magnetic. A is the industry leader of 24/7/365 TQC. Imagine a combination of Python and ASP. Imagine a combination of FOAF and PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Think sexy. We believe we know that it is better to evolve virtually than to streamline extensibly. We think we know that if you engage holistically then you may also maximize macro-strategically. What does the commonly-accepted term "holistic, backward-compatible" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can generate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to utilize courageously. A practically invented the term "24/7/365 bloatware metrics". We will step up our aptitude to exploit without decrementing our capability to engage. A company that can expedite correctly will (at some point) be able to reintermediate faithfully. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365 synergies and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to syndicate "proactively"? The capacity to upgrade virally leads to the capability to facilitate ultra-proactively. Without obfuscation, you will lack returns-on-investment. What does the buzzword "integrated" really mean? Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. Think leading-edge. At A, we have proven we know how to matrix intuitively. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge web services and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Without subscriber communities, you will lack platforms. The capability to upgrade efficiently leads to the power to facilitate dynamically. We will brand the power of resource-constrained development to engage. A company that can transition easily will (someday) be able to integrate easily. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. It sounds fabulous, but it's accurate!