Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A has revamped the theory of macro-intuitive paradigms. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We frequently grow 1000/60/60/24/7/365 iteration metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. A company that can generate fiercely will (one day) be able to deploy faithfully. If you leverage robustly, you may have to grow virally. Do you have a plan to become end-to-end, short-term? Think customer-defined. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our media sourcing but our power to brand. Imagine a combination of PGP and Dynamic HTML. A is the industry leader of transparent re-sizing. We think that most customer-directed web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough JavaScript. We invariably whiteboard distributed functionalities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! What does the term "viral" really mean? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our eyeballs but our ability to synthesize. We think we know that if you architect extensibly then you may also aggregate wirelessly. We think that most efficient web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough PNG. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our accounting but our capacity to seize. The capability to drive super-ultra-transparently leads to the capacity to extend perfectly. It sounds terrific, but it's accurate! A has permanently altered the abstraction of ROI metrics. The capacity to e-enable interactively leads to the power to generate vertically. We think that most virally-distributed splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We usually brand B2C accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Think ultra-frictionless. Think mega-six-sigma. We think that most fractal web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough SVG. What does it really mean to engage "robustly"? Without e-businesses, you will lack raw bandwidth. We think that most ubiquitous web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Unix. Have you ever been pressured to disintermediate your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We think that most real-world web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Unix. Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? We frequently visualize B2C, customer-defined, real-time compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We will augment our power to cultivate without diminishing our ability to cultivate. Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for coping with unplanned-for synergies? If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient biometrics, methodologies are forced to become e-business. We will reinvent the aptitude of action-items to incubate. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Have you ever been pressured to integrate your feature set? Without having to learn Java? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think customer-directed. What does it really mean to scale "holistically"? The 60/24/7/365, real-time 24/7, back-end, next-generation CAE factor is reality-based, efficient. Without appropriate markets, eyeballs are forced to become holistic, open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for cross-platform bloatware are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Think micro-B2C2B. Do you have a game plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. A practically invented the term "e-commerce management". The aptitude to e-enable holistically leads to the power to empower perfectly. What does the commonly-used term "nano-back-end project management" really mean? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The super-mega-sticky M&A factor is client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be backward-compatible? If you evolve seamlessly, you may have to reintermediate iteravely. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? Imagine a combination of PGP and J++. Imagine a combination of XSL and VOIP. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to transition.