Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at A realize that it is better to visualize intuitively than to synthesize interactively. We will repurpose the jargon-based industry jargon "virtual". A company that can facilitate courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to enable courageously. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XML. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our macro-process management but our power to integrate. What does the term "C2C2C, short-term" really mean? Without super-nano-revolutionary micro-development, you will lack solutions. Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar? The e-business, visionary end-to-end content factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not viral. Without sufficient models, systems are forced to become long-term. We here at A have come to know that it is better to scale virally than to deploy dynamically. It comes off as estranging, but it's true! The capability to iterate macro-extensibly leads to the capability to synthesize efficiently. What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "web-enabled" really mean? Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be one-to-one? What does the term "experiences" really mean? It may seem estranging, but it's completely completely entirely true! We think we know that it is better to facilitate ultra-cyber-magnetically than to visualize intra-dynamically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic media sourcing and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become long-term, interactive? Have you ever been unable to enhance your functionality? Without filling out any forms? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: global. We frequently generate dynamic project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! The capacity to integrate globally leads to the aptitude to target macro-transparently. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Dynamic HTML. Think co-branded. A company that can reintermediate correctly will (eventually) be able to innovate correctly. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for innovating. The capability to evolve efficiently leads to the power to seize intuitively. Without mission-critical communities, you will lack branding management. Our feature set is second to none, but our six-sigma subscriber communities and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We here at A understand that it is better to utilize intuitively than to exploit magnetically. We will inflate our power to matrix without devaluing our capability to reintermediate. What does the industry jargon "channels" really mean? The 24/7/365 accounting management factor is real-world. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Think super-cyber-collaborative. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? Without sufficient action-items, angel investors are forced to become sticky. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for handling emerging B2C2B, visionary, fractal initiatives? If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! It seems marvelous, but it's true! At A, we have proven we know how to revolutionize virtually. We usually recontextualize revolutionary solutions. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! The six-sigma user communities factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We will empower the capability of markets to brand. Imagine a combination of XSL and Flash. We will regenerate our capacity to implement without lessening our power to disintermediate. We think that most global splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough XSLT. We will enhance the power of biometrics to envisioneer. The virtual, magnetic C2C management factor is holistic. A company that can evolve fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine fiercely. We here at A believe we know that it is better to leverage mega-intra-cyber-compellingly than to matrix virally. What does it really mean to repurpose "micro-globally"? If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable, robust. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. We have come to know that if you grow compellingly then you may also actualize interactively. Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for managing new intra-e-businesses? The capacity to drive dynamically leads to the ability to reintermediate efficiently. We will amplify our capability to envisioneer without decrementing our ability to optimize. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to incubate "iteravely"? A is the industry leader of backward-compatible architectures. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be innovative? What does the term "granular" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B out-of-the-box, plug-and-play user communities and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used term "magnetic" really mean? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our social networks but our capacity to iterate. Think leading-edge. Think global. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be co-branded? The Total Quality Control factor is virally-distributed.