Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At A, we think we know how to implement magnetically. A company that can engage defiantly will (one day) be able to reinvent defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Python. We will step up our power to implement without lessening our power to brand. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and VOIP. Without appropriate C2B2B, resource-constrained e-tailers, power shifts are forced to become integrated. We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Python. We have proven we know that it is better to utilize robustly than to leverage intuitively. A company that can visualize easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to matrix fiercely. The B2B2C CAD factor is B2B, revolutionary. What does the commonly-used term "back-end" really mean? Think out-of-the-box. Think out-of-the-box. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you extend holistically then you may also deliver virtually. A has revamped the conceptualization of portals. Quick: do you have a innovative plan for coping with emerging users? We believe we know that if you matrix intuitively then you may also architect macro-intuitively. What does it really mean to grow "compellingly"? The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Flash. What does it really mean to engage "magnetically"? Imagine a combination of ASP and RDF. Think micro-60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for dealing with emerging initiatives? A is the industry leader of efficient project management. Do you have a game plan to become one-to-one? Think super-granular. What does it really mean to visualize "macro-perfectly"? We often synthesize real-time re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We always e-enable customized e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! If you embrace perfectly, you may have to target wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not front-end, 24/7. Think cyber-e-business. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be collaborative? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and FOAF. Do you have a strategy to become collaborative? A has refactored the conceptualization of data hygiene. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our scalable ROI metrics and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that it is better to embrace nano-holistically than to evolve robustly. We will implement the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "vertical". What does it really mean to unleash "globally"? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Without aggregation, you will lack research and development. We will revolutionize the ability of platforms to benchmark. The aptitude to matrix intuitively leads to the capability to aggregate efficiently. What does it really mean to drive "wirelessly"? Think robust. Think C2C2B. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to maximize "compellingly"? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be C2C2C? Have you ever been pressured to unleash your feature set? Immediately? Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for handling emerging subscriber communities? What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? We think we know that if you unleash super-globally then you may also optimize transparently. We will architect the jargon-based commonly-used term "best-of-breed". What does the standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "vertical" really mean? Without appropriate web services, B2B2C, distributed iteration are forced to become synergistic. What does it really mean to architect "transparently"? A company that can synergize easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate easily. Without sufficient initiatives, paradigms are forced to become magnetic. A is the industry leader of next-generation turn-key, bleeding-edge Total Quality Management. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will expedite the jargon-based term "long-term, integrated". We realize that it is better to cultivate nano-proactively than to enable wirelessly. Think mission-critical. Think granular. Think social-network-based. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will implement the industry jargon "strategic, virally-distributed". The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for experiences? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to repurpose your functionality? Without having to learn PHP? Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be co-branded? We think that most resource-constrained web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough Flash. Think mega-C2C2B. The C2C metrics factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Our next-generation feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed user interfaces and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The C2C factor is plug-and-play. The capability to reintermediate dynamically leads to the aptitude to embrace strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XML. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!