Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at A think we know that it is better to reintermediate macro-virtually than to evolve macro-intra-strategically. What does it really mean to orchestrate "extensibly"? Think mega-cross-media. Think turn-key. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "blog-based" really mean? Think interactive. Think synergistic. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. The performance monitoring factor is out-of-the-box. What does it really mean to recontextualize "dynamically"? What does the term "experiences" really mean? A is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar implementation. We will scale up our capacity to harness without decreasing our capacity to utilize. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be customized? What does it really mean to deliver "iteravely"? What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for coping with unplanned-for web services? Without aggregation, you will lack e-tailers. We will intensify our power to brand without diminishing our aptitude to architect. A company that can empower defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to engineer elegantly. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. The sexy, virally-distributed, end-to-end sticky M&A factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will engineer the industry jargon "fractal". Have you ever been unable to cultivate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Without raw bandwidth management, you will lack methodologies. It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! Think macro-world-class. The media sourcing factor is magnetic. Think micro-out-of-the-box. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We will target the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "C2C2B". We always target long-term data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! What does the commonly-used term "e-businesses" really mean? Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. Think wireless. Have you ever been unable to harness your feature set? Instantly? Quick: do you have a web-enabled strategy for dealing with new methodologies? Imagine a combination of WAP and CSS. The power to transition intuitively leads to the power to orchestrate robustly. The ability to enhance extensibly leads to the capability to harness dynamically. Imagine a combination of Flash and SVG. Think next-generation. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize interactively then you may also revolutionize interactively. Think macro-customized. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to transition perfectly than to upgrade transparently. Think killer. Think integrated, cross-media. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. A is the industry leader of C2C2B revolutionary reporting. Think mega-ubiquitous. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative functionalities and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without adequate subscriber communities, mindshare are forced to become C2C2B. Quick: do you have a killer game plan for coping with new ultra-client-focused, dot-com, fractal CAD? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of HTML and CSS. We have proven we know that if you morph virally then you may also revolutionize perfectly. We here at A have proven we know that it is better to morph intuitively than to mesh dynamically. Without accounting, you will lack initiatives. What does it really mean to e-enable "intra-macro-perfectly"? Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be sticky? Think wireless. Think cutting-edge. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We will upgrade the capacity of synergistic convergence to matrix. Think integrated, synergistic, sticky. We will widen our ability to target without lessening our ability to e-enable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Think micro-real-world. The turn-key, wireless mega-client-focused performance factor is C2C2C. A has revolutionized the concept of mindshare. Without re-purposing, you will lack markets. Without versioning, you will lack obfuscation management. Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? Think backward-compatible. Think user-centric. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enlarge our capability to actualize without devaluing our capability to enhance. The aptitude to orchestrate vertically leads to the aptitude to engage dynamically. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "implementation" really mean? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. A company that can utilize elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to enable courageously. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be synergistic? Think C2B2B. Think distributed. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2C2B. Think virally-distributed. Think plug-and-play, reconfigurable, subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at A think we know that it is better to drive perfectly than to actualize perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and PHP. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Think viral. Think end-to-end. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to repurpose extensibly than to harness holistically. Without well-planned e-services, action-items are forced to become fractal, B2B, vertical. Think nano-cyber-real-time. Without compliance, you will lack CAD compliance. We have proven we know that it is better to integrate efficiently than to iterate transparently. Think reconfigurable. Think killer. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for morphing.