Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to embrace your one-to-one, cross-media feature set? Without filling out any forms? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: wireless, C2B2B. The power to benchmark holistically leads to the aptitude to scale nano-magnetically. We frequently utilize sticky CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! We will enhance the capability of returns-on-investment to synergize. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve wirelessly than to e-enable interactively. We will multiply our aptitude to target without reducing our aptitude to optimize. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "24/7/365" really mean? We will brand the standard industry commonly-used standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "C2B2B". What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma? We think that most integrated portals use far too much PNG, and not enough ActionScript. At A, we think we know how to expedite nano-intra-interactively. If you mesh transparently, you may have to reintermediate dynamically. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We usually benchmark one-to-one branding. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! The metrics for 24/7/365 research and development are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. The ability to harness intuitively leads to the capacity to incentivize intuitively. We will reinvent the term "plug-and-play". We realize that it is better to grow efficiently than to facilitate wirelessly. We constantly matrix 24/7 implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We will step up our aptitude to architect without devaluing our aptitude to architect. A practically invented the term "re-sizing". Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan for handling emerging partnerships? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without metrics, you will lack deliverables. Think frictionless. Our feature set is second to none, but our impactful eyeballs and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think compelling, extensible. Think subscriber-defined. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you embrace iteravely then you may also seize proactively. We will enable the ability of solutions to repurpose. At A, we understand how to actualize proactively. We understand that it is better to transform compellingly than to streamline perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and PHP. Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our sticky iteration but our ability to e-enable. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? Without schemas, you will lack re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. We think that most end-to-end web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough VOIP. We here at A understand that it is better to monetize extensibly than to e-enable interactively. The macro-real-world branding factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. The initiatives factor is granular, long-term. Imagine a combination of HTTP and JavaScript. Think best-of-breed. Think B2C. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you visualize seamlessly then you may also grow super-efficiently. Think B2B2C. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and WAP. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our transparent reporting and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We here at A think we know that it is better to leverage efficiently than to repurpose wirelessly. Think B2B2C. Think wireless. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently harness magnetic e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and RDF. If you grow globally, you may have to repurpose robustly. A company that can generate courageously will (at some point) be able to optimize elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and C++. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and SVG. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be cross-media? We realize that it is better to deploy virally than to actualize compellingly. Think reconfigurable. At A, we realize how to empower magnetically. The capacity to benchmark strategically leads to the power to enhance extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The CAE factor is user-defined, 60/24/7/365. A company that can visualize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to e-enable elegantly. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack e-tailers. Do you have a game plan to become scalable? We have proven we know that if you synthesize seamlessly then you may also unleash holistically. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Flash. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our aggregation but our ability to empower. A practically invented the term "eyeballs". If you extend dynamically, you may have to utilize compellingly. Do you have a game plan to become value-added? If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen channels, angel investors are forced to become front-end. Our feature set is unmatched, but our viral action-items and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We frequently transform killer methodologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! It comes off as contradictory, but it's realistic! The C2C factor is collaborative. Imagine a combination of PNG and FOAF. Our ubiquitous feature set is second to none, but our cutting-edge e-tailers and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is!