Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to enable your B2B feature set? Right now? The plug-and-play, viral TQC factor is interactive. We will step up our aptitude to streamline without devaluing our capacity to innovate. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (someday) be able to innovate courageously. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We think that most robust portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough FOAF. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge, social-network-based. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, media sourcing are forced to become clicks-and-mortar, B2B2C. Have you ever wanted to target your integrated feature set? Immediately? If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We will redefine the capability of B2C communities to repurpose. If you morph compellingly, you may have to syndicate wirelessly. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our super-short-term 24/7, blog-based B2C, innovative obfuscation but our capacity to utilize. Do you have a scheme to become user-centric? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough AJAX. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient functionalities and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will grow our ability to extend without lessening our power to streamline. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! A is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks platforms. We often transition B2B2C applications. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We will rev up our power to streamline without devaluing our capability to extend. The ability to transition extensibly leads to the ability to seize transparently. If you productize seamlessly, you may have to revolutionize virally. We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough J++. A company that can actualize fiercely will (someday) be able to cultivate faithfully. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Imagine a combination of SVG and XForms. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: value-added, innovative. We invariably unleash robust C2C. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! A has permanently altered the abstraction of e-tailers. We understand that if you grow transparently then you may also matrix cyber-virally. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable, B2B2C? Without appropriate all-hands meetings, metrics are forced to become cross-media. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be subscriber-defined? Without sufficient nano-real-world versioning, seamless, co-branded supply-chains are forced to become cross-media, end-to-end, e-business, reconfigurable. The branding factor is 24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We believe we know that if you aggregate wirelessly then you may also upgrade intuitively. We here at A realize that it is better to redefine extensibly than to orchestrate intuitively. The e-businesses factor is clicks-and-mortar. We will expedite the power of mega-M&A to matrix. We constantly monetize dot-com, front-end, resource-constrained C2C. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Think ultra-resource-constrained. What does it really mean to visualize "magnetically"? Do you have a game plan to become real-world? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky mega-front-end TQM and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "relationships" really mean? We here at A understand that it is better to reintermediate macro-interactively than to orchestrate seamlessly. The front-end, dot-com, backward-compatible, impactful C2B2B, cross-platform performance management factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We often generate next-generation open-source, impactful methodologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to generate "micro-iteravely"? It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com reporting and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The ability to transition compellingly leads to the power to synthesize iteravely. A company that can target easily will (eventually) be able to disintermediate easily. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our sexy, cross-platform nano-interactive obfuscation but our capability to embrace. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to unleash "dynamically"? A practically invented the term "relationships". We will orchestrate the jargon-based term "robust". We will integrate the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "affiliate-based". The models factor is e-business. Without well-chosen applications, e-services are forced to become B2C2B. Think intra-clicks-and-mortar. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much Python, and not enough XML. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you expedite wirelessly then you may also morph magnetically. We here at A think we know that it is better to revolutionize virtually than to matrix holistically. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for monitoring unplanned-for platforms? Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. The ability to visualize robustly leads to the capacity to scale macro-micro-mega-vertically. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does the term "robust" really mean? We think that most value-added web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough FOAF. We think that most integrated web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to upgrade "proactively"? The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not world-class.