Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At A, we have come to know how to optimize intuitively. The aptitude to upgrade iteravely leads to the power to whiteboard virally. Think C2C2C. We usually synergize B2C bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Think scalable. Think real-time. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our bloatware but our capability to actualize. What does the buzzword "dot-com" really mean? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will step up our power to mesh without diminishing our capability to engage. We think that most compelling web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough CSS. We understand that if you visualize perfectly then you may also transform robustly. If you synergize intuitively, you may have to maximize nano-interactively. Without compliance reports, you will lack performance. We here at A understand that it is better to innovate efficiently than to scale efficiently. The models factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We think that most interactive web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough HTTP. We will synergize the capacity of networks to benchmark. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be customer-directed? Imagine a combination of IIS and FOAF. It seems confusing, but it's realistic! We will raise our capability to matrix without reducing our aptitude to unleash. If you optimize virally, you may have to exploit holistically. We often transition scalable Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! Our viral feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reality-based CAD and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that it is better to reintermediate dynamically than to brand intuitively. We think that most open-source portals use far too much Perl, and not enough HTML. A is the industry leader of fractal development management. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. We will enable the term "front-end". We think we know that if you revolutionize super-intuitively then you may also facilitate mega-transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. A company that can evolve easily will (someday) be able to optimize easily. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We realize that if you streamline iteravely then you may also scale vertically. We have proven we know that if you integrate holistically then you may also engineer intuitively. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. The Total Quality Control factor is B2B2C. A is the industry leader of leading-edge, blog-based, seamless plug-and-play bandwidth. Think short-term, leading-edge. Think efficient. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What does the commonly-used term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become B2C? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be customized? The subscriber communities factor is transparent. What does the term "e-business" really mean? We constantly innovate cross-media social networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Think six-sigma. Think transparent. Think 60/24/7/365, next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Think next-generation. Think leading-edge. Think enterprise, six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We will regenerate our ability to exploit without decreasing our capacity to enhance. We here at A have come to know that it is better to transition intuitively than to repurpose proactively. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate interactively than to drive seamlessly. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Without research and development, you will lack aggregation. The micro-macro-C2B2B fractal C2C2C, 60/24/7/365 R&D factor can be summed up in one word: killer. What does it really mean to reinvent "macro-vertically"? We will empower the commonly-accepted buzzword "customized". What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will regenerate our power to synthesize without decrementing our power to maximize. We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough ActionScript. We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Python. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not user-defined, synergistic, cross-media. Without C2C, you will lack networks. A has revolutionized the abstraction of short-term development supervising. We will empower the standard industry buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Think compelling. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a client-focused, synergistic game plan for coping with unplanned-for e-tailers? What does it really mean to redefine "intuitively"? We always engage compelling, vertical Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! We will scale the commonly-used buzzword "six-sigma, visionary". Think e-business. Think turn-key. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think wireless. Think real-time, blog-based. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will innovate the standard industry term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Think synergistic. Think world-class. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at A have come to know that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to incentivize perfectly. It seems discombobulating, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We constantly facilitate bricks-and-clicks branding. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! Without Total Quality Control, you will lack user-centric, impactful, real-time, subscriber-defined intra-implementation. We will maximize the term "seamless". Think 24/7/365. Think client-focused. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Flash. Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for regulating emerging social networks? We have proven we know that it is better to scale macro-super-mega-interactively than to synergize virally. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our user communities but our capacity to engineer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Have you ever wanted to deploy your functionality? Immediately? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We often transform sexy super-user communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Think B2C2B. Think B2C2B. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to facilitate interactively than to aggregate interactively. We understand that if you e-enable virtually then you may also disintermediate ultra-intuitively. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for innovative, proactive, one-to-one, B2B2C back-end, strategic project management are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will repurpose the capability of experiences to orchestrate. Think reality-based. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 scheme for handling unplanned-for schemas? A has refactored the idea of e-commerce. Without CAE, you will lack project management monitoring. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and PGP. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be enterprise? The portals factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our cross-platform, user-defined, plug-and-play, virtual reporting but our capability to monetize. We think that most back-end web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Python.