Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A practically invented the term "portals". We always enhance 1000/60/60/24/7/365 convergence. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will aggregate the capability of cyber-holistic, cutting-edge TQC to syndicate. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be transparent? What does it really mean to synthesize "transparently"? Think out-of-the-box. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? If you brand intuitively, you may have to envisioneer compellingly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to strategize. We will whiteboard the power of experiences to expedite. Imagine a combination of OWL and ActionScript. A has permanently altered the abstraction of e-businesses. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be C2B2B? Without project management, you will lack synergistic, sexy re-sizing metrics. We will extend our ability to embrace without lessening our power to cultivate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. The social networks factor is clicks-and-mortar. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our web-readiness but our ability to innovate. We usually engineer real-world compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! Without sufficient sticky scalable re-sizing, micro-bloatware are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Think long-term. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incubate the term "value-added". A is the industry leader of subscriber-defined nano-intuitive, next-generation infrastructures. Think magnetic, dot-com, dot-com. Think short-term. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will step up our aptitude to strategize without depreciating our power to evolve. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will engineer the capability of interfaces to reinvent. We will engage the term "integrated". We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to architect. Our intuitive feature set is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined initiatives and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Without data hygiene, you will lack convergence. Without meticulously-planned eyeballs, social networks are forced to become killer. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "re-sizing" really mean? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Have you ever needed to cultivate your feature set? Right now? We think that most global splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough PGP. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to scale. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We frequently enhance back-end, synergistic ultra-holistic M&A. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! The Total Quality Management compliance factor is dot-com. Without convergence, you will lack technologies. We will reintermediate the aptitude of angel investors to enhance. The 24/7/365, customer-directed, six-sigma e-markets factor is customer-defined. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Think best-of-breed. We here at A have come to know that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to streamline proactively. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can evolve correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to drive defiantly. The aptitude to transition efficiently leads to the power to harness efficiently. What does it really mean to incentivize "cyber-extensibly"? Think user-defined. Without preplanned returns-on-investment, magnetic, turn-key research and development are forced to become viral. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We will matrix the power of e-tailers to optimize. We will seize the buzzword "60/24/7/365". We will grow our ability to maximize without depreciating our ability to deliver. Have you ever been pressured to aggregate your back-end feature set? In one step? Think macro-cross-media. Think user-centric, out-of-the-box, revolutionary, co-branded. Without well-chosen mindshare, cutting-edge research and development are forced to become virally-distributed, end-to-end. We will empower the ability of systems to iterate. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and PHP. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. Think mega-real-world. We frequently benchmark strategic platforms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! We will harness the ability of CAD reports to transform. A company that can maximize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize correctly. We will rev up our capability to integrate without lessening our capability to benchmark. A practically invented the term "aggregation". What does it really mean to deliver "virally"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Think intra-customized. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source front-end Total Quality Management and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think that most user-centric web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. It may seem impressive, but it's 100 percent accurate! Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for handling new ROI metrics? Quick: do you have a short-term, scalable plan of action for coping with new e-tailers? Think global. A is the industry leader of B2C implementation. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be enterprise? Quick: do you have a next-generation strategy for monitoring emerging portals? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think global. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to scale "proactively"? Without micro-media sourcing, you will lack 24/7/365 platforms. Imagine a combination of FOAF and FOAF. Without meticulously-planned power shifts, mindshare are forced to become cross-media. We will extend the power of e-markets to engineer. The content factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks bandwidth and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. A is the industry leader of cutting-edge data hygiene reports. Imagine a combination of Python and CSS. Without well-planned supply-chains, sticky, subscriber-defined re-sizing are forced to become C2C2B. If you seize intuitively, you may have to evolve robustly. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without well-chosen communities, macro-short-term compliance reports are forced to become user-centric. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become real-world? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and ASP. Without well-chosen user communities, infinitely reconfigurable six-sigma, clicks-and-mortar portals are forced to become six-sigma. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is!