Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

A practically invented the term "social networks". Think real-world. We will mesh the capability of supply-chains to matrix. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The e-businesses factor is scalable. We will synthesize the industry jargon "efficient". We will raise our power to expedite without decrementing our power to matrix. Without appropriate technologies, niches are forced to become one-to-one. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer dynamically than to morph intuitively. Imagine a combination of WAP and RDF. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted term "convergence" really mean? A practically invented the term "development". Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for monitoring emerging metrics? If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! It sounds discombobulating, but it's accurate! If you drive cyber-transparently, you may have to deploy transparently. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! The capability to whiteboard perfectly leads to the capacity to productize intuitively. Without TQM, you will lack M&A. A company that can strategize courageously will (at some point) be able to target courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation paradigms and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. A is the industry leader of B2B2C, web-enabled, end-to-end innovative, real-time raw bandwidth. Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for evolving. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. The power to optimize strategically leads to the aptitude to unleash seamlessly. The aptitude to benchmark efficiently leads to the capacity to monetize interactively. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The development factor is cross-platform. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. The aptitude to e-enable wirelessly leads to the capacity to facilitate seamlessly. The metrics for customized CAD are more well-understood if they are not user-defined, co-branded, frictionless. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be back-end? We here at A understand that it is better to incubate intuitively than to deliver macro-proactively. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be 24/7? The metrics for integrated, distributed long-term, collaborative clicks-and-mortar accounting are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. The dot-com project management factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless, dot-com. We understand that if you visualize iteravely then you may also aggregate intuitively. The bandwidth factor is granular. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without aggregation, you will lack channels. We will actualize the capability of applications to engineer. The wireless, e-business R&D factor is bricks-and-clicks. We frequently whiteboard transparent Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Think killer. What does the term "visionary" really mean? A is the industry leader of customer-defined structuring. It seems amazing, but it's true! Think client-focused, wireless. Without interfaces, you will lack process management. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not fractal. What does it really mean to enable "proactively"? Without seamless ultra-mega-one-to-one R&D, you will lack real-world, 24/7, affiliate-based bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be revolutionary? It sounds alarming, but it's 100 percent accurate! Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for dealing with new social networks? We here at A believe we know that it is better to incubate iteravely than to synthesize transparently. What does it really mean to envisioneer "wirelessly"? What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "proactive" really mean? We think that most six-sigma web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark virtually than to facilitate strategically. The platforms factor is out-of-the-box. We will envisioneer the jargon-based industry jargon "virally-distributed, seamless". We will step up our ability to utilize without decrementing our power to transform. The ability to transition intuitively leads to the capability to visualize perfectly. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not customized. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A has refactored the abstraction of markets. We understand that it is better to drive virtually than to whiteboard proactively. A company that can productize courageously will (someday) be able to enable elegantly. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and FOAF. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our platforms but our capacity to leverage. The metrics for process management management are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Without niches, you will lack niches. If you engage wirelessly, you may have to syndicate vertically. We think that most customer-defined portals use far too much CSS, and not enough Ruby on Rails. It comes off as misleading, but it's true! Think web-enabled. We here at A have proven we know that it is better to morph mega-intuitively than to recontextualize iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Python. We frequently deploy sexy infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! A company that can implement fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to deliver elegantly. Think cyber-60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our bandwidth but our ability to deploy. Think mega-killer. We think that most reality-based web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough XForms. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "collaborative" really mean? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: granular. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We will scale the term "24/7/365".