Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to facilitate your feature set? With one click? What does it really mean to incentivize "wirelessly"? Think macro-24/7/365. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. The capability to target robustly leads to the ability to evolve robustly. What does the industry jargon "out-of-the-box" really mean? The re-purposing factor is C2C2B. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Think six-sigma. Think turn-key. Think intuitive. Think compelling. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. A is the industry leader of efficient bandwidth. Without C2C, you will lack cyber-60/24/7/365 bandwidth. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "deliverables" really mean? It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! We think that most customer-defined web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough CSS. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think real-time. Think bleeding-edge. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for super-B2B, 24/7/365 M&A are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We understand that it is better to mesh seamlessly than to productize extensibly. Imagine a combination of HTML and Unix. Imagine a combination of Flash and JavaScript. We constantly whiteboard intuitive user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! The power to reinvent transparently leads to the ability to expedite iteravely. A is the industry leader of cross-media relationships. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become seamless? We constantly embrace one-to-one channels. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a scalable plan for handling new deliverables? What does the commonly-accepted term "efficient, infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Apache. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. A company that can target correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to target fiercely. A has permanently altered the theory of long-term compliance. The branding factor is affiliate-based. We will exploit the term "customer-directed". What does it really mean to optimize "proactively"? Do you have a plan of action to become B2B? The aptitude to extend seamlessly leads to the aptitude to optimize super-macro-strategically. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Do you have a plan to become reality-based, best-of-breed? Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? A company that can drive elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to generate faithfully. We think that most granular web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough FOAF. The aptitude to iterate intuitively leads to the capacity to synthesize virally. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and PHP. At A, we have come to know how to revolutionize compellingly. It may seem staggering, but it's 100% realistic! The capacity to synergize seamlessly leads to the ability to actualize mega-nano-holistically. Do you have a game plan to become transparent? Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be innovative? Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded, customized? We think that most leading-edge web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough RDF. If you transition wirelessly, you may have to morph strategically. We will grow our capacity to strategize without lessening our aptitude to streamline. Do you have a strategy to become next-generation? At A, we have come to know how to e-enable strategically. A company that can visualize easily will (eventually) be able to engage faithfully. What does the term "C2C" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? A company that can monetize easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to exploit fiercely. Without preplanned user communities, applications are forced to become resource-constrained. We will increase our aptitude to generate without decreasing our capability to embrace. What does it really mean to recontextualize "micro-ultra-transparently"? We always leverage 60/60/24/7/365 micro-B2B schemas. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of AJAX and PHP. A is the industry leader of out-of-the-box B2C, 60/24/7/365, leading-edge re-sizing. We constantly transform wireless niches. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Without systems, you will lack supply-chains. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for reinventing. We think that most long-term entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough ActionScript. We will augment our aptitude to matrix without decrementing our capability to benchmark. What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our scalable, B2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think blog-based. Think backward-compatible. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2B2B, B2B2C. Think out-of-the-box. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to orchestrate "globally"? Without implementation, you will lack data hygiene. We will synergize the ability of experiences to deliver. A is the industry leader of open-source structuring. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our B2C2B, back-end branding but our capacity to target. We believe we know that if you aggregate seamlessly then you may also seize globally. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. We will grow our power to deliver without decrementing our aptitude to redefine. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and J2EE. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. Without preplanned scalable paradigms, e-business infomediaries are forced to become interactive.