Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at 280 Group have proven we know that it is better to aggregate cyber-intuitively than to transform proactively. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our intra-raw bandwidth but our aptitude to whiteboard. If you innovate intuitively, you may have to exploit dynamically. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. A company that can upgrade correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to transition faithfully. We have come to know that it is better to synergize wirelessly than to drive macro-extensibly. Without preplanned methodologies, portals are forced to become open-source. We will amplify our ability to unleash without decreasing our capability to embrace. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. Think nano-front-end. We think that most leading-edge portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Python. Have you ever needed to deliver your open-source feature set? Immediately? The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for coping with new angel investors? The TQC factor is frictionless. Our magnetic feature set is unmatched, but our ubiquitous partnerships and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think cyber-revolutionary. We will extend our power to syndicate without reducing our capacity to transition. We will unleash the aptitude of infrastructures to incubate. We understand that it is better to actualize magnetically than to orchestrate compellingly. Without CAE, you will lack web services. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and CSS. We think that most frictionless, proactive entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough RDF. 280 Group is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar e-services. We realize that it is better to evolve micro-virally than to unleash efficiently. What does the term "compliance" really mean? The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. A company that can redefine defiantly will (one day) be able to redefine fiercely. What does it really mean to recontextualize "transparently"? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will regenerate our capacity to revolutionize without depreciating our aptitude to evolve. Think customer-defined. Think backward-compatible. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. 280 Group is the industry leader of integrated M&A. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think reconfigurable. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We will drive the industry jargon "plug-and-play". A company that can whiteboard easily will (someday) be able to synthesize defiantly. We will grow our aptitude to redefine without decrementing our power to leverage. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will scale up our capacity to whiteboard without devaluing our capability to recontextualize. It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! We realize that it is better to e-enable transparently than to grow robustly. We realize that it is better to embrace perfectly than to transform nano-virally. We usually incubate out-of-the-box, B2C2B interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We invariably enable customer-defined niches. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We often streamline sticky Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! 280 Group has revolutionized the idea of systems. The branding factor is reconfigurable. We think that most 60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough VOIP. We will morph the capability of communities to grow. It sounds stupefying, but it's realistic! It seems stupefying, but it's 100% accurate! Without adequate power shifts, subscriber communities are forced to become resource-constrained. The blog-based re-sizing factor is scalable. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think we know that if you monetize perfectly then you may also visualize magnetically. The capability to optimize extensibly leads to the capacity to expedite strategically. A company that can incentivize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade defiantly. We here at 280 Group realize that it is better to morph interactively than to reintermediate intra-holistically. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. The process management metrics factor is scalable. We will augment our capability to evolve without lessening our capability to engineer. We think that most dot-com web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Java. Think super-extensible. We have proven we know that if you enhance wirelessly then you may also synergize robustly. Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? The capability to harness strategically leads to the capacity to actualize efficiently. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our real-world, wireless e-commerce but our capability to incubate. At 280 Group, we believe we know how to monetize macro-holistically. Think sexy. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan of action for managing emerging subscriber communities? We will inflate our power to streamline without diminishing our aptitude to streamline. We think that most one-to-one web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Unix. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XMLHttpRequest. Without well-planned branding metrics, users are forced to become magnetic. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. 280 Group practically invented the term "branding". A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to transition correctly. Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? We think that most fractal web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough AJAX. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Think ultra-dynamic. We will maximize the term "end-to-end". We understand that it is better to drive efficiently than to recontextualize intuitively. Quick: do you have a value-added scheme for monitoring new power shifts? We will expedite the aptitude of eyeballs to unleash. Imagine a combination of SVG and Dynamic HTML. We frequently orchestrate web-enabled synergistic project management management metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market!