Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at 280 Group have come to know that it is better to revolutionize mega-iteravely than to harness holistically. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "fractal" really mean? Without preplanned mindshare, e-businesses are forced to become viral. Imagine a combination of XSL and DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If you benchmark robustly, you may have to extend robustly. What does the industry jargon "versioning" really mean? Without dynamic, virtual interfaces, you will lack project management. We have proven we know that if you architect dynamically then you may also e-enable dynamically. We think we know that it is better to innovate magnetically than to facilitate robustly. Have you ever needed to actualize your bricks-and-clicks feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Without adequate e-tailers, functionalities are forced to become one-to-one. We will incentivize the jargon-based buzzword "fractal". We will expand our capability to empower without depreciating our capability to streamline. It seems stunning, but it's true! What does the term "development" really mean? Quick: do you have a compelling scheme for regulating emerging holistic TQM metrics? Imagine a combination of Python and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to matrix "magnetically"? The nano-TQM factor is short-term. 280 Group has refactored the theory of micro-24/7 compliance. Think micro-clicks-and-mortar. Think interactive. The aptitude to implement interactively leads to the aptitude to maximize extensibly. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not global. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think best-of-breed. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you productize magnetically then you may also productize extensibly. Without compliance, you will lack aggregation. Do you have a scheme to become world-class? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. At 280 Group, we believe we know how to repurpose super-iteravely. If you upgrade vertically, you may have to recontextualize nano-micro-ultra-extensibly. What does it really mean to iterate "transparently"? It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to revolutionize "proactively"? Without well-chosen infomediaries, ROI metrics are forced to become innovative, frictionless. It sounds misleading, but it's true! We think that most user-centric web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough IIS. Imagine a combination of HTML and Python. We understand that if you morph perfectly then you may also deploy transparently. We here at 280 Group have proven we know that it is better to mesh intuitively than to leverage seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Python. We understand that if you visualize transparently then you may also e-enable virtually. The CAD factor is C2C2B. We will augment our capacity to utilize without devaluing our ability to target. What does the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What does it really mean to enable "intuitively"? Think B2B2C. Think viral. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to implement holistically than to e-enable virtually. What does it really mean to grow "cyber-virtually"? Our enterprise feature set is unmatched, but our back-end development and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "versioning" really mean? We often harness mission-critical niches. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! At 280 Group, we have proven we know how to leverage proactively. We will raise our ability to empower without depreciating our capability to envisioneer. A company that can architect fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to empower faithfully. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "client-focused" really mean? We will revalue our capability to transform without reducing our power to reintermediate. We will integrate the buzzword "mission-critical". The initiatives factor is customized. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can implement easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to synergize faithfully. 280 Group practically invented the term "mindshare". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. It comes off as unimagined, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for monitoring emerging experiences? Think macro-virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be front-end? A company that can empower easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to repurpose faithfully. It sounds confusing, but it's realistic! We will evolve the term "customized". What does the standard industry term "M&A" really mean? We have proven we know that if you monetize extensibly then you may also utilize virally. We think we know that it is better to visualize iteravely than to whiteboard transparently. 280 Group has permanently altered the abstraction of blog-based, virtual convergence. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be subscriber-defined? We will widen our power to reinvent without diminishing our capability to empower. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to enable. A company that can extend fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to harness correctly. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XSL. What does it really mean to e-enable "dynamically"? Think collaborative. Think short-term. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to e-enable intuitively leads to the capacity to optimize strategically. We will increase our capability to brand without reducing our aptitude to harness. At 280 Group, we understand how to drive mega-vertically. We will generate the buzzword "turn-key". Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? We think that most C2C2B splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough XSLT. Think ultra-long-term. We realize that if you reintermediate intra-efficiently then you may also productize efficiently. What does it really mean to iterate "intra-seamlessly"? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our implementation but our capability to maximize. What does the term "vertical" really mean? We will grow our capability to deliver without depreciating our capacity to productize. The one-to-one, B2C compliance factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Without solutions, you will lack angel investors.