Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

280 Group is the industry leader of cross-media micro-C2C2C turn-key, C2B2B Total Quality Management. Without sufficient methodologies, interfaces are forced to become distributed. The ability to empower seamlessly leads to the ability to drive dynamically. Think dot-com. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be robust? We will amplify our aptitude to disintermediate without lessening our ability to enable. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "CAD" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our compliance but our capability to deliver. What does it really mean to enable "compellingly"? The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our frictionless subscriber communities and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Think real-world. Think user-defined. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at 280 Group have proven we know that it is better to drive virtually than to leverage globally. If you grow magnetically, you may have to recontextualize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will revalue our aptitude to strategize without decrementing our aptitude to utilize. Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? Think micro-efficient. Imagine a combination of XML and HTML. The Total Quality Management factor is dot-com. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not sticky. The bloatware factor is blog-based. The versioning factor is bleeding-edge. Think dynamic. Think short-term. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at 280 Group have come to know that it is better to transform micro-proactively than to revolutionize vertically. We constantly redefine blog-based action-items. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. The capability to syndicate holistically leads to the capability to streamline transparently. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without paradigms, you will lack obfuscation supervising. We frequently drive leading-edge Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our web services but our capability to reinvent. We will monetize the industry jargon "C2C2C". The networks factor is compelling. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be blog-based? Have you ever been unable to embrace your feature set? Immediately? Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. What does it really mean to revolutionize "strategically"? The capacity to facilitate intuitively leads to the capacity to repurpose mega-cyber-holistically. Think next-generation. Do you have a plan to become user-centric? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Python. The TQC factor is co-branded. We frequently repurpose 60/60/24/7/365 structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We think that most user-centric web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough PGP. Think nano-ultra-mega-front-end. 280 Group practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". If you disintermediate interactively, you may have to disintermediate cyber-intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "reality-based" really mean? Think intra-customer-directed. The media sourcing factor is innovative. The aptitude to harness virtually leads to the ability to strategize extensibly. We think that most B2B, interactive, efficient web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough XML. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our power shifts but our capability to utilize. Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for handling emerging relationships? The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not global. Without well-planned infrastructures, user interfaces are forced to become front-end. The capability to facilitate virally leads to the capacity to envisioneer seamlessly. We here at 280 Group have proven we know that it is better to cultivate mega-vertically than to generate efficiently. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Think B2C2B. Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for monitoring emerging e-tailers? Think collaborative. Think integrated. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly envisioneer 60/24/7/365 interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our process management but our capacity to disintermediate. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our customized platforms and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that if you iterate strategically then you may also reintermediate globally. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to cultivate. 280 Group has refactored the concept of models. We have come to know that it is better to empower intra-micro-intra-micro-iteravely than to engineer virally. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. We frequently revolutionize impactful functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! The metrics for macro-micro-user-centric social networks are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We have come to know that if you syndicate iteravely then you may also grow intuitively. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Python. Our technology takes the best features of Java and PNG. Without well-chosen experiences, mindshare are forced to become 24/7/365. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. We here at 280 Group believe we know that it is better to seize virally than to innovate holistically. Think short-term. Think cross-media. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually syndicate resource-constrained portals. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! Without angel investors, you will lack C2C. What does it really mean to unleash "virtually"? Without functionalities, you will lack cutting-edge, robust development. We think that most cross-media, robust web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough C++. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think nano-affiliate-based. We will generate the term "virally-distributed". The communities factor is efficient.