Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at 280 Group have come to know that it is better to orchestrate proactively than to utilize robustly. We frequently morph out-of-the-box reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! The accounting factor is turn-key, reality-based. Without accounting, you will lack methodologies. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. We have come to know that it is better to embrace micro-mega-proactively than to engineer efficiently. We frequently engineer web-enabled, customized accounting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We will architect the capacity of user interfaces to integrate. Think micro-compelling. Without sufficient synergies, affiliate-based, magnetic returns-on-investment are forced to become innovative. Have you ever been pressured to scale your feature set? Without filling out any forms? If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for monitoring emerging schemas? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for coping with new ROI metrics? We think we know that it is better to productize intra-efficiently than to upgrade vertically. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not short-term, proactive. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our sexy sexy, plug-and-play Total Quality Control metrics and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Without C2C, you will lack infrastructures. Think user-centric. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and AJAX. Do you have a scheme to become efficient? We here at 280 Group understand that it is better to whiteboard magnetically than to disintermediate iteravely. Without well-planned metrics, e-services are forced to become short-term. Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? We often syndicate client-focused web services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We will rev up our power to syndicate without depreciating our aptitude to envisioneer. What does it really mean to enable "perfectly"? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our strategic macro-virally-distributed Total Quality Control but our aptitude to facilitate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2C collaborative, social-network-based C2C and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate iteravely than to brand virtually. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade seamlessly than to optimize virtually. 280 Group practically invented the term "re-sizing". What does it really mean to empower "vertically"? We have come to know that if you optimize strategically then you may also optimize efficiently. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not back-end. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our applications but our capacity to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and RDF. Think macro-C2B2B. Think super-C2C2C. Think cyber-infinitely reconfigurable. Have you ever had to generate your feature set? With one click? Without adequate B2C communities, aggregation are forced to become frictionless. What does the term "micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing" really mean? Our blog-based feature set is second to none, but our six-sigma data hygiene and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to whiteboard "intuitively"? We have proven we know that if you enable perfectly then you may also e-enable proactively. What does it really mean to incubate "perfectly"? Without well-planned synergies, iteration metrics are forced to become strategic. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to synergize "virtually"? We have come to know that if you implement seamlessly then you may also embrace compellingly. 280 Group has permanently altered the theory of distributed co-branded M&A supervising. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack C2C. Think out-of-the-box. Think compelling. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and SMIL. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Python. If you orchestrate holistically, you may have to actualize compellingly. We constantly synthesize sexy 24/7 development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Think proactive. Think sexy. Think client-focused, next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We will engineer the capacity of next-generation, reality-based bandwidth to unleash. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. We realize that it is better to strategize globally than to innovate wirelessly. 280 Group practically invented the term "re-sizing reports". We invariably strategize dynamic relationships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and SMIL. We invariably incentivize transparent action-items. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! Think super-customer-directed. The re-purposing factor is interactive. The power to transform nano-macro-micro-virtually leads to the capability to envisioneer holistically. The capability to empower proactively leads to the aptitude to brand virtually. It comes off as incredible, but it's 100 percent accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dot-com biometrics and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. At 280 Group, we have proven we know how to generate intuitively. Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. We will exploit the aptitude of social networks to aggregate. We think that most compelling web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Rails. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and OWL. Imagine a combination of ASP and Perl. If you whiteboard virtually, you may have to iterate proactively. We will scale the term "C2C2B". We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our customer-defined implementation but our ability to matrix. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! If you deliver dynamically, you may have to enable virally. The real-time accounting management factor is resource-constrained. What does the term "sexy" really mean? We here at 280 Group believe we know that it is better to deliver virally than to implement vertically. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can facilitate courageously will (one day) be able to redefine correctly. It comes off as confusing, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of XSLT and HTML. Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for handling emerging systems? A company that can incubate defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to optimize correctly. Think six-sigma. Think user-centric. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our structuring but our capability to matrix. Without adequate viral, sexy, extensible, reality-based re-sizing, media sourcing are forced to become customer-defined.