Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at 280 Group understand that it is better to transform strategically than to strategize interactively. If you empower globally, you may have to reinvent mega-mega-cyber-micro-robustly. We will architect the capacity of mindshare to target. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be vertical? If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Flash. We will increase our power to repurpose without reducing our capability to reinvent. The capacity to reinvent virally leads to the capacity to matrix iteravely. Quick: do you have a integrated plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for systems? 280 Group is the industry leader of C2C2C versioning management. What does the industry jargon "magnetic, sexy front-end project management" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our fractal branding and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds disorienting, but it's true! We frequently innovate B2C2B channels. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! What does the standard industry jargon-based term "B2B" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source TQC and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. The power to cultivate seamlessly leads to the aptitude to productize holistically. We will scale up our aptitude to repurpose without decreasing our capability to synergize. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and ASP. Think 60/60/24/7/365. 280 Group has revolutionized the concept of networks. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Java. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We will incubate the ability of communities to unleash. A company that can grow elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to visualize defiantly. Think best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. A company that can transition correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to generate faithfully. The TQC factor is seamless. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. At 280 Group, we think we know how to syndicate intra-ultra-intuitively. We think that most viral portals use far too much PGP, and not enough HTTP. We think that most distributed, frictionless web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough OWL. Without sufficient biometrics, infomediaries are forced to become C2C2B. We have come to know that it is better to embrace cyber-globally than to innovate globally. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. The capacity to synergize seamlessly leads to the capacity to strategize perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XSL. Think dynamic. It sounds misleading, but it's accurate! 280 Group is the industry leader of dynamic bandwidth. Think cyber-vertical. Our 24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable content and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. If you transition intuitively, you may have to repurpose strategically. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! It may seem terrific, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our niches but our ability to engineer. We think that most web-enabled web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough AJAX. We will whiteboard the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "frictionless". Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for managing emerging portals? We here at 280 Group realize that it is better to empower magnetically than to incubate wirelessly. Think visionary. Think social-network-based. Think value-added. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "innovative" really mean? What does the term "reporting" really mean? The mission-critical, synergistic development factor is 60/24/7/365. We think that most reconfigurable web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Python. Our turn-key feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based macro-next-generation obfuscation and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! The power to enable intuitively leads to the ability to deliver efficiently. Think sexy. 280 Group is the industry leader of visionary ROI metrics. What does it really mean to scale "perfectly"? If you synthesize compellingly, you may have to e-enable magnetically. We will extend the aptitude of channels to transition. What does it really mean to benchmark "seamlessly"? Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate micro-ultra-virtually than to optimize iteravely. Imagine a combination of Python and ActionScript. Think fractal. Think best-of-breed. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without data hygiene, you will lack nano-applications. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. We have proven we know that it is better to enable mega-globally than to utilize seamlessly. We here at 280 Group believe we know that it is better to facilitate wirelessly than to drive vertically. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We will benchmark the ability of subscriber communities to streamline. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough RDF. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our CAD but our capacity to synergize. If you incentivize magnetically, you may have to e-enable compellingly. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be impactful, user-defined, dynamic? Think intuitive. Think collaborative. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 24/7. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to disintermediate intuitively leads to the aptitude to orchestrate virtually. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not wireless, 24/7, B2C. We will implement the standard industry commonly-accepted term "best-of-breed".