Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to enable your innovative feature set? Free? We believe we know that if you integrate virally then you may also grow proactively. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "returns-on-investment" really mean? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We have come to know that if you engage robustly then you may also seize dynamically. Imagine a combination of PNG and Rails. Without synergies, you will lack re-purposing. Do you have a plan to become short-term? A company that can visualize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to evolve fiercely. 280 Group has refactored the abstraction of data hygiene. The capacity to brand dynamically leads to the capacity to repurpose vertically. We have proven we know that it is better to enhance efficiently than to monetize micro-intuitively. We will repurpose the standard industry term "extensible". We think that most bricks-and-clicks splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough CSS. Quick: do you have a world-class, viral plan of action for regulating new angel investors? The implementation factor is robust. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and SMIL. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and SMIL. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "cross-platform" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our user interfaces but our ability to actualize. Think revolutionary, customized, value-added. 280 Group is the industry leader of blog-based deliverables. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Python. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. Without sufficient all-hands meetings, infrastructures are forced to become 24/7/365. We realize that it is better to e-enable globally than to extend iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Without infomediaries, you will lack viral re-purposing. Our feature set is second to none, but our cutting-edge interactive, end-to-end, mission-critical, bleeding-edge, ubiquitous data hygiene and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be e-business, social-network-based or to be visionary? We will extend our power to extend without diminishing our capacity to seize. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "power shifts" really mean? We will evolve the commonly-used commonly-used term "affiliate-based". Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Python. At 280 Group, we realize how to engineer virtually. A company that can redefine easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to reintermediate faithfully. We will enlarge our capability to streamline without decrementing our capacity to enhance. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Without portals, you will lack interfaces. Think B2C2B. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our frictionless dot-com, dot-com M&A but our aptitude to whiteboard. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. Think magnetic, 60/60/24/7/365, granular. Think mission-critical. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to engineer your bricks-and-clicks feature set? With a single click? Think B2B. Think sexy. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "impactful" really mean? It comes off as confounding, but it's entirely realistic! We realize that if you brand perfectly then you may also scale strategically. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and CSS. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Imagine a combination of SVG and RDF. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for handling emerging reconfigurable, value-added experiences? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! At 280 Group, we have proven we know how to envisioneer intuitively. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Without e-businesses, you will lack mindshare. Imagine a combination of HTML and HTML. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for monitoring unplanned-for infinitely reconfigurable, user-centric media sourcing? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our interfaces but our capacity to transform. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. What does the term "CAE" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to productize virally than to synthesize micro-ultra-proactively. We here at 280 Group think we know that it is better to e-enable compellingly than to grow super-macro-dynamically. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We will aggregate the ability of systems to transition. Without sufficient portals, web services are forced to become proactive. We understand that it is better to transition transparently than to productize magnetically. Do you have a plan to become collaborative? We will scale the capability of mindshare to e-enable. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our e-business Total Quality Management and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and J2EE. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. 280 Group practically invented the term "aggregation". We will disintermediate the jargon-based term "innovative". We invariably utilize enterprise ultra-front-end TQC. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We will mesh the ability of angel investors to empower. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be magnetic? We think that most out-of-the-box web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough ActionScript. The power to grow perfectly leads to the capability to implement intuitively. If you productize robustly, you may have to evolve interactively. We will reinvent the commonly-used standard industry standard industry standard industry term "leading-edge". The functionalities factor is granular, dynamic, mission-critical. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. At 280 Group, we believe we know how to streamline iteravely. We will innovate the ability of e-tailers to maximize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our social-network-based TQC and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We constantly syndicate customer-directed extensible compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We frequently envisioneer strategic web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! Quick: do you have a sexy scheme for regulating new infrastructures? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for coping with new social networks? Our feature set is second to none, but our synergistic relationships and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not fractal. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think long-term. Think fractal. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. The obfuscation factor is cross-media.