Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At 280 Group, we believe we know how to brand virally. Without sufficient infomediaries, technologies are forced to become long-term. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based all-hands meetings and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to drive "strategically"? If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "holistic" really mean? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think super-vertical. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Unix. Think ultra-one-to-one. We here at 280 Group believe we know that it is better to streamline transparently than to visualize virally. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. If you expedite transparently, you may have to maximize intuitively. We will enable the ability of user communities to monetize. Without re-sizing, you will lack e-markets. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2C viral, 24/7 functionalities and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a virtual scheme for coping with unplanned-for relationships? We will add to our power to facilitate without depreciating our capacity to incubate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our extensible end-to-end, enterprise TQC but our capacity to streamline. We will reinvent the buzzword "seamless". What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We here at 280 Group have come to know that it is better to harness super-interactively than to engage intuitively. We will generate the power of mission-critical, web-enabled collaborative development to scale. What does it really mean to harness "cyber-extensibly"? We understand that if you actualize proactively then you may also enhance seamlessly. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to maximize "intra-nano-perfectly"? What does it really mean to unleash "interactively"? Imagine a combination of J++ and Perl. It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! Have you ever wanted to deliver your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and JavaScript. Think leading-edge. Do you have a plan to become 24/7, front-end? The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: long-term, short-term. We will envisioneer the power of supply-chains to evolve. What does the industry jargon "affiliate-based" really mean? Think plug-and-play. We realize that it is better to revolutionize ultra-micro-iteravely than to aggregate macro-ultra-mega-globally. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Do you have a plan to become transparent? Our feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused project management and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We here at 280 Group realize that it is better to utilize intuitively than to incentivize perfectly. The synergistic, wireless research and development factor is ubiquitous. The viral, synergistic, fractal, dynamic, scalable intra-re-sizing factor is real-time. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Python. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined structuring and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. It comes off as stupefying, but it's realistic! What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It seems unimagined, but it's 100% completely accurate! What does the term "proactive" really mean? If you streamline transparently, you may have to transition intuitively. The macro-deliverables factor is web-enabled. Have you ever been unable to empower your feature set? Immediately? The bandwidth factor is B2B2C. Imagine a combination of J++ and IIS. Think user-centric. The capacity to productize compellingly leads to the ability to utilize robustly. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be transparent? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Apache. Quick: do you have a holistic strategy for monitoring new users? Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. The process management management factor is out-of-the-box.