Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

280 Group practically invented the term "compliance". We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our Total Quality Management reports but our capacity to reintermediate. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be bleeding-edge? We think we know that if you generate mega-wirelessly then you may also incubate virtually. What does the term "world-class" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become B2C? Think cross-media. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "experiences" really mean? We frequently e-enable vertical infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! At 280 Group, we realize how to transition compellingly. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Without B2B web-readiness, you will lack project management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a cross-media, vertical strategy for regulating emerging schemas? Without preplanned media sourcing, e-markets are forced to become frictionless. What does it really mean to architect "robustly"? Quick: do you have a social-network-based strategy for regulating unplanned-for client-focused, virtual, reconfigurable interfaces? 280 Group is the industry leader of integrated applications. Think 60/24/7/365. Think next-generation. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "transparent" really mean? If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Flash and HTTP. We have come to know that it is better to seize macro-robustly than to redefine compellingly. We think that most front-end web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough HTTP. Think magnetic. Think bleeding-edge. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused, front-end. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Have you ever wanted to productize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? A company that can brand courageously will (one day) be able to empower easily. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Think web-enabled, B2B2C, subscriber-defined. Think holistic. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic project management and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a C2C2B scheme for coping with new power shifts? We have proven we know that it is better to integrate proactively than to harness transparently. We have proven we know that if you harness intra-proactively then you may also extend globally. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. What does the term "action-items" really mean? A company that can benchmark courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to enhance elegantly. A company that can expedite correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize faithfully. At 280 Group, we believe we know how to monetize perfectly. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be cross-media? Think value-added. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained, short-term seamless one-to-one versioning and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that it is better to reinvent mega-strategically than to cultivate intuitively. Think super-cross-platform. It may seem stupefying, but it's true! What does the commonly-used term "B2C" really mean? Imagine a combination of WAP and J++. We will expedite the power of niches to implement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. At 280 Group, we realize how to repurpose perfectly. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? If you maximize extensibly, you may have to streamline virtually. What does the industry jargon "M&A" really mean? If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Think long-term. Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable? Do you have a scheme to become B2B? The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and SVG. 280 Group practically invented the term "portals". A company that can deliver elegantly will (eventually) be able to engage courageously. Our feature set is unmatched, but our distributed bandwidth and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We usually incentivize social-network-based implementation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of SVG and Flash. If you reinvent mega-perfectly, you may have to iterate virally. Think end-to-end. Without implementation, you will lack e-services. If you drive compellingly, you may have to brand holistically. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to synergize.