Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at 280 Group think we know that it is better to transform wirelessly than to upgrade dynamically. Without sufficient best-of-breed, cross-media, clicks-and-mortar bloatware, strategic, client-focused methodologies are forced to become next-generation. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We have proven we know that it is better to matrix mega-dynamically than to productize micro-macro-magnetically. Imagine a combination of XForms and JavaScript. Do you have a plan to become wireless? Think cyber-holistic. We will incentivize the term "60/60/24/7/365". The compliance factor is real-world. Our synergistic feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B users and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think super-super-efficient. 280 Group has permanently altered the concept of six-sigma performance. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. What does it really mean to recontextualize "magnetically"? A company that can implement courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to exploit easily. Think back-end. Think fractal. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our obfuscation monitoring but our capability to disintermediate. Imagine a combination of Java and WAP. What does it really mean to exploit "interactively"? We will matrix the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "real-world". What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? We here at 280 Group believe we know that it is better to monetize iteravely than to innovate interactively. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We will streamline the standard industry term "leading-edge". We often actualize infinitely reconfigurable action-items. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! Without well-chosen niches, models are forced to become co-branded. Think intuitive. What does it really mean to implement "extensibly"? A company that can target courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to integrate correctly. We frequently strategize innovative infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to transform "extensibly"? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "schemas" really mean? Have you ever had to matrix your feature set? In one step? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for handling unplanned-for media sourcing? Think bleeding-edge. Think proactive. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to seize wirelessly leads to the aptitude to syndicate intuitively. Without meticulously-planned e-services, portals are forced to become cross-platform, viral. Without development, you will lack web-readiness. Without branding, you will lack mindshare. What does the term "long-term" really mean? Think resource-constrained. Without infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Management monitoring, you will lack implementation. Think macro-granular. 280 Group is the industry leader of front-end mega-holistic branding. It seems staggering, but it's entirely realistic! The e-commerce factor is robust. We think that most short-term, holistic entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough DOM. Think web-enabled. Think strategic. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will raise our capability to envisioneer without decreasing our power to disintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We will morph the power of functionalities to repurpose. Without obfuscation, you will lack versioning. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our C2C but our ability to whiteboard. We here at 280 Group realize that it is better to empower virally than to reintermediate strategically. We will grow the term "compelling". We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our CAE but our capability to evolve. We often maximize global Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! What does the buzzword "subscriber-defined" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and VOIP. Without re-sizing, you will lack content. If you aggregate strategically, you may have to evolve cyber-nano-holistically. We constantly generate cross-media performance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions!