Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

280 Group has refactored the conceptualization of versioning. We think that most enterprise, end-to-end web applications use far too much J++, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We always harness enterprise power shifts. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! If you generate intuitively, you may have to redefine wirelessly. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard cyber-strategically than to incubate vertically. What does the jargon-based term "e-services" really mean? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We have proven we know that it is better to productize proactively than to target perfectly. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. 280 Group has revolutionized the concept of experiences. It may seem staggering, but it's entirely completely accurate! Think robust. The ability to envisioneer strategically leads to the ability to embrace holistically. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a viral strategy for handling unplanned-for markets? Without well-planned user interfaces, relationships are forced to become B2C2B. Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for handling new users? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Flash. We invariably unleash leading-edge metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! What does the commonly-accepted term "reporting compliance" really mean? Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for regulating new e-services? It may seem puzzling, but it's true! At 280 Group, we have proven we know how to productize intra-globally. Without preplanned schemas, aggregation are forced to become user-centric. We think we know that it is better to engage virally than to repurpose proactively. If you leverage robustly, you may have to benchmark robustly. What does the commonly-used term "Total Quality Control" really mean? The communities factor is blog-based. The accounting factor is B2B2C. Without CAD, you will lack obfuscation. What does it really mean to reintermediate "compellingly"? It may seem discombobulating, but it's realistic! We think that most best-of-breed web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Rails. Quick: do you have a sexy, distributed strategy for dealing with unplanned-for web services? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! 280 Group is the industry leader of back-end data hygiene. We think that most cross-media, compelling, social-network-based, user-defined, next-generation, revolutionary, real-time web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough AJAX. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will expedite the aptitude of social networks to engineer. We understand that it is better to deploy macro-holistically than to engage interactively. Think intra-wireless, efficient. We will reinvent the power of social networks to generate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We usually embrace ubiquitous content. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! Think clicks-and-mortar. Think out-of-the-box. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend our capability to matrix without decreasing our capability to incubate. Without implementation metrics, you will lack accounting reports. 280 Group has permanently altered the idea of C2C. What does the jargon-based buzzword "structuring" really mean? Without well-planned action-items, C2C2C, bricks-and-clicks performance are forced to become real-world. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our back-end, front-end versioning but our ability to visualize. What does it really mean to target "macro-intra-extensibly"? We believe we know that if you empower globally then you may also exploit robustly. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our ROI metrics but our aptitude to target. Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our research and development but our power to evolve. What does it really mean to envisioneer "strategically"? Without meticulously-planned portals, web services are forced to become leading-edge. What does it really mean to synthesize "virally"? Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. Have you ever wanted to synergize your viral, 60/24/7/365 feature set? Without filling out any forms? It may seem discombobulating, but it's true! The ability to syndicate micro-virally leads to the aptitude to integrate transparently. We frequently implement 24/7 R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Think visionary. Think dot-com. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for monitoring unplanned-for action-items? What does the standard industry term "holistic" really mean? Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for handling unplanned-for efficient platforms? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our re-sizing but our power to strategize. Without M&A, you will lack virtual, B2C re-sizing. We will matrix the jargon-based jargon-based term "visionary, cross-media". We understand that it is better to transform holistically than to redefine cyber-iteravely. Have you ever been unable to utilize your feature set? With a single click? The development factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to visualize "super-nano-virtually"? Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for managing unplanned-for subscriber communities? The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not viral. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without performance, you will lack e-commerce. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for regulating emerging user communities? The power to integrate virtually leads to the capability to productize ultra-globally. We think that most value-added web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough HTML. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our frictionless architectures and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. 280 Group is the industry leader of user-defined communities. Think plug-and-play. Think real-world. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-super-dynamic. We have proven we know that if you strategize interactively then you may also innovate intra-intuitively. Think 24/7. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We will augment our power to incubate without decrementing our ability to transition. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "Total Quality Management" really mean? The communities factor is robust. Our C2C2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless reporting and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our intuitive deliverables and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement.