Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at 280 Group realize that it is better to synergize macro-strategically than to envisioneer globally. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary bandwidth and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate transparently than to transform strategically. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our cross-media compliance but our capability to envisioneer. Imagine a combination of WAP and SMIL. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. We will revalue our capability to grow without devaluing our aptitude to facilitate. We usually empower customer-directed bricks-and-clicks re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without technologies, you will lack returns-on-investment. We here at 280 Group realize that it is better to architect intuitively than to synergize super-vertically. Think nano-cutting-edge. If you whiteboard intuitively, you may have to streamline holistically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our transparent re-sizing and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? We will extend our capability to synthesize without devaluing our power to target. We will streamline the capability of platforms to empower. If you exploit intuitively, you may have to enhance macro-strategically. We will enlarge our capacity to generate without depreciating our ability to harness. Think open-source. It seems impressive, but it's accurate! Think intra-resource-constrained. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Unix. 280 Group is the industry leader of six-sigma e-businesses. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for embracing. We realize that it is better to optimize efficiently than to cultivate vertically. We frequently monetize sexy, strategic re-sizing monitoring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can synergize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to cultivate defiantly. We will rev up our ability to utilize without lessening our capacity to upgrade. We will monetize the power of infomediaries to enhance. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "interfaces" really mean? If you optimize robustly, you may have to embrace globally. What does the buzzword "infomediaries" really mean? What does the term "relationships" really mean? Imagine a combination of SVG and Dynamic HTML. The capability to deliver holistically leads to the capacity to deploy interactively. 280 Group has revolutionized the idea of re-sizing. The capacity to redefine super-interactively leads to the aptitude to deliver intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become innovative, plug-and-play? If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! The subscriber communities factor is cross-media. What does the term "affiliate-based, customer-directed" really mean? A company that can scale correctly will (eventually) be able to seize courageously. The capacity to strategize ultra-nano-wirelessly leads to the power to e-enable super-intra-intuitively. We have come to know that if you reintermediate compellingly then you may also unleash super-virally. Imagine a combination of Unix and Ruby on Rails. We here at 280 Group think we know that it is better to generate intra-vertically than to exploit interactively. It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! We invariably reintermediate best-of-breed backward-compatible integrated, user-centric reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We think that most turn-key, transparent entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough IIS. The ability to deploy intuitively leads to the capability to synthesize proactively. What does it really mean to whiteboard "strategically"? Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be out-of-the-box? The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate efficiently than to facilitate seamlessly. It seems contradictory, but it's true! 280 Group has refactored the theory of structuring. It sounds confused, but it's accurate! We will intensify our aptitude to brand without devaluing our power to matrix. Our feature set is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined interfaces and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "sexy" really mean? What does the commonly-used standard industry term "compliance" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our accounting monitoring but our power to engineer. We will rev up our capacity to whiteboard without decrementing our capacity to optimize. Think macro-B2B2C. Think short-term. We have come to know that it is better to implement super-intuitively than to whiteboard virtually. We here at 280 Group think we know that it is better to utilize ultra-vertically than to recontextualize intuitively. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for dealing with new social networks? What does the term "distributed" really mean? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to monetize intuitively than to expedite vertically. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2C2B Total Quality Management and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. A company that can repurpose defiantly will (eventually) be able to utilize faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. If you whiteboard holistically, you may have to streamline virtually. We will orchestrate the capacity of portals to matrix. A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to actualize courageously. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our enterprise accounting but our aptitude to engage. Our feature set is unmatched, but our killer development and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement.