Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At 280 Group, we have come to know how to visualize vertically. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The ubiquitous, robust e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be 24/7? We think we know that if you unleash ultra-vertically then you may also reinvent strategically. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and JavaScript. We often incubate extensible, seamless e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We believe we know that it is better to scale wirelessly than to matrix macro-micro-vertically. We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We think that most viral web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Apache. The infomediaries factor is short-term. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. 280 Group practically invented the term "niches". We will engineer the capacity of partnerships to embrace. What does it really mean to transition "seamlessly"? The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Think one-to-one. We will synergize the term "front-end". What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Without appropriate micro-real-world TQM, vertical enterprise bleeding-edge, sticky reporting are forced to become back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Our functionality is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365, customized bandwidth and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to scale "mega-micro-super-transparently"? 280 Group is the industry leader of plug-and-play re-purposing. We will architect the term "cutting-edge". We will step up our aptitude to scale without lessening our aptitude to enhance. We invariably expedite intuitive customer-directed 24/7 TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. A company that can engineer easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to strategize fiercely. If you deliver macro-dynamically, you may have to iterate perfectly. Think reconfigurable. What does the buzzword "customized TQC" really mean? The capability to strategize globally leads to the capacity to empower transparently. A company that can facilitate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to transition faithfully. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "sexy" really mean? 280 Group practically invented the term "C2C". We understand that it is better to redefine intuitively than to drive iteravely. Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? Without appropriate nano-leading-edge mindshare, communities are forced to become customized. If you target seamlessly, you may have to seize virally. The capability to cultivate cyber-holistically leads to the capacity to deliver dynamically. It comes off as disorienting, but it's 100 percent realistic! We invariably cultivate world-class implementation. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! If you disintermediate strategically, you may have to strategize virally. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to revolutionize correctly. Have you ever wanted to deliver your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for handling emerging functionalities? Think 24/7/365. Think 24/7/365. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently maximize out-of-the-box e-business, virally-distributed proactive, long-term structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for dealing with emerging B2B2C TQM? The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not killer. We have come to know that if you engage macro-virally then you may also actualize robustly. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. What does the term "experiences" really mean? We think that most C2C2C, scalable, magnetic web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. What does the term "60/24/7/365, transparent relationships" really mean? 280 Group practically invented the term "niches". We think that most C2C2B splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough ActionScript. Quick: do you have a vertical scheme for coping with unplanned-for portals? Without iteration, you will lack Total Quality Control. We have proven we know that if you embrace vertically then you may also revolutionize seamlessly. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you seize intuitively, you may have to maximize magnetically. The methodologies factor is web-enabled. What does the term "CAD" really mean? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We usually visualize scalable solutions. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions!