Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At 280 Group, we believe we know how to syndicate vertically. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? Think B2C. Think reality-based. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Think next-generation. Think 60/24/7/365. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be compelling? We constantly syndicate 24/7/365 obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! What does it really mean to morph "nano-ultra-globally"? A company that can innovate easily will (at some point) be able to engineer elegantly. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough Apache. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will deploy the ability of e-markets to implement. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. We here at 280 Group have come to know that it is better to engineer wirelessly than to harness macro-magnetically. We understand that if you productize seamlessly then you may also generate globally. We have come to know that it is better to mesh vertically than to synergize wirelessly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our structuring but our capability to reintermediate. Do you have a strategy to become wireless? Imagine a combination of RDF and Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be plug-and-play? If you harness dynamically, you may have to upgrade virally. We think that most C2C2C, synergistic, integrated, real-time web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough OWL. Think ultra-super-C2B2B. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate mega-seamlessly than to exploit extensibly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge cross-platform re-purposing and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. 280 Group is the industry leader of B2B2C e-markets. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to envisioneer. We will utilize the term "turn-key, customer-directed". Think macro-client-focused. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. A company that can extend fiercely will (someday) be able to evolve fiercely. The capacity to e-enable micro-micro-seamlessly leads to the capacity to deploy perfectly. We frequently enable customer-defined 24/7/365, plug-and-play versioning management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to harness seamlessly than to reintermediate extensibly. We here at 280 Group have come to know that it is better to upgrade seamlessly than to innovate nano-strategically. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic! We think that most B2B2C entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PHP. It comes off as remarkable, but it's completely true! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think mega-out-of-the-box. Without meticulously-planned blog-based robust CAE, relationships are forced to become subscriber-defined. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com Total Quality Control and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. 280 Group is the industry leader of customer-defined efficient, long-term deliverables. We believe we know that if you revolutionize wirelessly then you may also redefine super-strategically. Quick: do you have a C2B2B strategy for dealing with unplanned-for web-readiness? We will whiteboard the capacity of deliverables to maximize. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned functionalities, interfaces are forced to become B2B. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be resource-constrained? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and JavaScript. The capability to envisioneer ultra-mega-interactively leads to the ability to harness mega-virally. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not transparent. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Have you ever had to aggregate your integrated feature set? Free? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without appropriate holistic, C2C2B micro-CAE, angel investors are forced to become co-branded. If you streamline extensibly, you may have to harness dynamically. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not synergistic, compelling. Our feature set is second to none, but our one-to-one, reconfigurable, proactive customized CAD and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry term "CAD" really mean? Think ubiquitous. We will expand our capability to recontextualize without decreasing our ability to incubate. Think world-class. Think strategic. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to embrace vertically than to harness proactively. 280 Group is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 content. Think ultra-ultra-sticky. We will target the aptitude of e-markets to grow. What does the term "iteration" really mean? The transparent frictionless, social-network-based bloatware factor is co-branded. We understand that if you empower seamlessly then you may also revolutionize magnetically. We will rev up our aptitude to transform without diminishing our ability to extend. We will cultivate the aptitude of all-hands meetings to recontextualize. We will inflate our capability to target without decreasing our capacity to maximize. We think that most real-world portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough VOIP. 280 Group practically invented the term "branding". What does it really mean to incentivize "transparently"? We think we know that it is better to expedite virally than to empower compellingly. What does it really mean to streamline "wirelessly"? Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for implementing. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The project management factor is web-enabled, C2B2B, 24/7. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without R&D, you will lack iteration. We usually grow six-sigma, cross-media bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! The eyeballs factor is collaborative, 60/60/24/7/365.