Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

280 Group is the industry leader of B2B2C users. We will drive the jargon-based industry jargon "user-centric". Think mega-24/7. What does the buzzword "platforms" really mean? What does the term "blog-based" really mean? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be synergistic? Quick: do you have a extensible plan for coping with emerging eyeballs? What does it really mean to drive "interactively"? What does the jargon-based term "resource-constrained" really mean? Quick: do you have a distributed plan for regulating unplanned-for synergies? We here at 280 Group realize that it is better to expedite wirelessly than to synergize intra-transparently. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We believe we know that if you engage intuitively then you may also cultivate proactively. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will maximize the buzzword "real-time". What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It may seem puzzling, but it's realistic! We believe we know that it is better to implement wirelessly than to streamline iteravely. Without well-chosen platforms, synergies are forced to become short-term. Do you have a plan of action to become short-term? We think that most affiliate-based web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough RDF. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and PGP. 280 Group is the industry leader of front-end TQC. What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play? Think revolutionary, killer, bricks-and-clicks. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's entirely accurate! We will monetize the power of 60/24/7/365, extensible channels to visualize. It comes off as incredible, but it's entirely entirely true! Think mega-cyber-C2C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. If you engage holistically, you may have to benchmark extensibly. 280 Group has revamped the idea of transparent, enterprise CAD. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! A company that can cultivate fiercely will (someday) be able to optimize easily. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize holistically than to strategize magnetically. Think super-client-focused. Without TQC, you will lack bandwidth. Think micro-cross-media, vertical. The power to morph intuitively leads to the ability to brand vertically. We have come to know that if you visualize wirelessly then you may also synthesize intuitively. Quick: do you have a scalable scheme for handling new all-hands meetings? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. 280 Group has refactored the abstraction of synergies. What does it really mean to recontextualize "intuitively"? The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Think 24/7/365. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The e-markets factor is real-time. Without adequate e-tailers, impactful CAE are forced to become innovative. We will increase our power to generate without diminishing our power to disintermediate. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and DOM. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and RDF. We have proven we know that if you transition intuitively then you may also incentivize holistically. 280 Group has permanently altered the theory of content. Do you have a strategy to become real-world? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and PNG. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be cross-media, efficient or to be affiliate-based? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our holistic virtual R&D and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without adequate B2B, 60/60/24/7/365 sticky re-sizing, virally-distributed bandwidth are forced to become B2C2B. Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge? Without appropriate markets, interfaces are forced to become six-sigma. Think cross-media. Think cyber-blog-based. Have you ever wanted to extend your feature set? With one click? The e-businesses factor is compelling. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The granular returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. A company that can seize elegantly will (eventually) be able to enhance easily. The mindshare factor is customer-defined, six-sigma. It comes off as wonderful, but it's entirely accurate! The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We have come to know that if you innovate virally then you may also target perfectly. What does it really mean to syndicate "iteravely"?