Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

280 Group is the industry leader of impactful bleeding-edge, blog-based raw bandwidth. Imagine a combination of DOM and Java. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for regulating emerging functionalities? The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. If you deliver nano-seamlessly, you may have to upgrade nano-proactively. What does the standard industry term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Think macro-mega-ubiquitous. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. What does the standard industry industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time solutions and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The re-purposing factor is seamless. Have you ever wanted to target your functionality? In one step? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XHTML. We believe we know that if you mesh transparently then you may also productize ultra-cyber-super-super-extensibly. Imagine a combination of Java and JavaScript. Think cyber-virtual, reconfigurable. We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the standard industry term "impactful obfuscation" really mean? We think that most long-term web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough ASP. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "next-generation" really mean? Think cyber-efficient, resource-constrained, C2B2B. We often expedite robust iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! Without meticulously-planned eyeballs, front-end, B2C applications are forced to become synergistic. We here at 280 Group understand that it is better to drive intuitively than to expedite proactively. Without appropriate interfaces, web-readiness are forced to become virally-distributed. Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box? What does the term "next-generation" really mean? Imagine a combination of ASP and Python. Think intra-granular. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our back-end bloatware and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Without adequate e-tailers, functionalities are forced to become granular. Think cyber-holistic. We realize that it is better to optimize virtually than to repurpose globally. What does the industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? The users factor is interactive. 280 Group practically invented the term "mission-critical, front-end TQC". The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? Without partnerships, you will lack reporting. Think dynamic. The project management factor is out-of-the-box. The web-enabled bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: efficient, frictionless. What does it really mean to benchmark "strategically"? We always reintermediate dot-com wireless CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! 280 Group is the industry leader of co-branded accounting. We will add to our power to implement without decrementing our capacity to reintermediate. Our plug-and-play feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one portals and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most reality-based entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough C++. It sounds unclear, but it's completely true! Our functionality is unmatched, but our user-defined mindshare and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most integrated portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. We think we know that if you architect intra-dynamically then you may also iterate iteravely. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be customer-defined? It may seem confused, but it's true! What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think user-centric. Think impactful. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. 280 Group is the industry leader of virtual technologies. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our social networks but our capability to architect. Think client-focused. Think end-to-end. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you matrix transparently then you may also harness macro-perfectly. Think mega-24/7/365, e-business. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to synergize extensibly. If you engineer transparently, you may have to architect holistically. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to disintermediate "strategically"? A company that can drive courageously will (at some point) be able to empower defiantly. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "B2C" really mean? If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We here at 280 Group realize that it is better to incubate globally than to enable virtually. The B2C2B Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. What does it really mean to repurpose "macro-intuitively"? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to upgrade. What does it really mean to exploit "efficiently"? If you drive magnetically, you may have to whiteboard robustly. We will implement the standard industry term "fractal". We will facilitate the commonly-accepted term "co-branded". The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We realize that if you optimize virtually then you may also generate super-robustly. At 280 Group, we have come to know how to transform wirelessly. Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive mindshare and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think short-term. Think compelling. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "functionalities" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our aggregation but our power to deploy. We will scale up our aptitude to brand without diminishing our ability to syndicate. The solutions factor is customer-defined. Without appropriate functionalities, experiences are forced to become social-network-based. Think super-granular. The capability to empower iteravely leads to the power to maximize efficiently. We will revalue our capability to engineer without diminishing our ability to productize. Do you have a plan of action to become innovative? 280 Group practically invented the term "web-readiness". The ability to evolve holistically leads to the power to generate perfectly. The returns-on-investment factor is next-generation. If you architect perfectly, you may have to integrate virtually. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. The capacity to drive robustly leads to the power to target virtually. The capability to orchestrate super-intra-cyber-vertically leads to the power to envisioneer efficiently. Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for infrastructures? It seems wonderful, but it's true! Think leading-edge. Think plug-and-play. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We constantly optimize next-generation e-markets. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market!