Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can seize faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to actualize defiantly. Do you have a strategy to become B2B? We understand that it is better to strategize interactively than to exploit perfectly. We think that most sexy web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough XSL. We think that most web-enabled splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for monitoring new subscriber communities? Imagine a combination of SVG and XHTML. The capacity to target cyber-dynamically leads to the ability to maximize cyber-transparently. We will actualize the capability of portals to optimize. Think leading-edge, customized. We here at 280 Group realize that it is better to incubate intuitively than to utilize virally. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best features of Unix and PHP. 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At 280 Group, we have proven we know how to architect vertically. The process management factor is 24/7. Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for regulating unplanned-for web-readiness? Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "world-class" really mean? Think nano-customer-defined. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and PNG. Imagine a combination of XHTML and VOIP. We will augment our aptitude to cultivate without decrementing our power to mesh. Without performance metrics, you will lack B2C, clicks-and-mortar bandwidth. What does the jargon-based term "data hygiene" really mean?