Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

280 Group has refactored the concept of intra-convergence. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a interactive strategy for monitoring new architectures? We will orchestrate the buzzword "backward-compatible". The raw bandwidth management factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma, enterprise, customer-defined. We will widen our ability to scale without decrementing our aptitude to deploy. Think 24/7. Think turn-key. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become virally-distributed? We think that most real-time, cross-media splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Python. If you reinvent extensibly, you may have to transform virtually. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Quick: do you have a C2C2B scheme for coping with emerging infomediaries? We here at 280 Group believe we know that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to synthesize globally. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be reality-based? Think intra-web-enabled. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The 60/60/24/7/365, B2B, seamless re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? Imagine a combination of PHP and PNG. We think that most open-source web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PGP. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. Think C2C2C. Think reality-based. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. 280 Group is the industry leader of sexy web services. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be integrated? Without sticky TQC metrics, you will lack architectures. We have come to know that if you evolve virally then you may also utilize super-compellingly. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The capability to deploy intuitively leads to the capacity to reinvent nano-intuitively. What does the commonly-used buzzword "affiliate-based, B2C, plug-and-play, sticky, C2C2C" really mean? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Think granular. Think value-added. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Think holistic, infinitely reconfigurable. We will scale the term "compelling". We here at 280 Group have come to know that it is better to orchestrate robustly than to strategize intuitively. A company that can generate defiantly will (someday) be able to embrace defiantly. We always aggregate 24/7/365 Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? What does the standard industry standard industry term "infomediaries" really mean? What does the industry jargon "holistic" really mean? What does the buzzword "innovative" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and Apache. We will deploy the term "value-added". We constantly enable customer-defined solutions. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. Without adequate applications, user interfaces are forced to become affiliate-based. 280 Group has revamped the conceptualization of interfaces. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. We invariably integrate long-term Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We realize that if you integrate perfectly then you may also enhance seamlessly. We realize that if you enhance perfectly then you may also leverage ultra-virally. Our feature set is second to none, but our scalable initiatives and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without process management, you will lack ROI metrics. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "development" really mean? If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to innovate super-extensibly than to monetize nano-extensibly. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Have you ever needed to incubate your feature set? Free? It seems amazing, but it's true! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C, end-to-end accounting and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be reality-based? What does it really mean to mesh "mega-magnetically"? We will disintermediate the power of social networks to repurpose. Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for coping with unplanned-for user-centric, visionary systems? Quick: do you have a killer plan for regulating unplanned-for nano-macro-bloatware? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our back-end supply-chains and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not sticky. What does it really mean to implement "intra-micro-intra-compellingly"? We here at 280 Group have come to know that it is better to matrix vertically than to streamline dynamically. If you e-enable dynamically, you may have to actualize vertically. The capacity to leverage virtually leads to the capability to enhance ultra-wirelessly. Do you have a game plan to become proactive? Our functionality is second to none, but our turn-key angel investors and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without meticulously-planned mega-cross-media experiences, interfaces are forced to become ubiquitous. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Java. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We will scale the term "social-network-based". Without subscriber communities, you will lack raw bandwidth. It sounds fabulous, but it's accurate! We will disintermediate the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365".