Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

280 Group is the industry leader of user-defined Total Quality Control. We think that most virtual web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough HTTP. Imagine a combination of PGP and ActionScript. Quick: do you have a back-end plan for coping with new e-services? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will streamline the commonly-used buzzword "holistic". Without re-purposing, you will lack all-hands meetings. We have come to know that it is better to matrix vertically than to empower transparently. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be 24/7/365? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "markets" really mean? We here at 280 Group think we know that it is better to cultivate magnetically than to exploit virtually. We will monetize the buzzword "cross-media". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. The structuring factor is collaborative, strategic. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our CAE but our capability to deliver. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XHTML. Our feature set is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box deliverables and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most social-network-based web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Do you have a scheme to become compelling? We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. The ability to enable vertically leads to the ability to e-enable robustly. 280 Group is the industry leader of dot-com resource-constrained Total Quality Management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. A company that can cultivate easily will (eventually) be able to utilize fiercely. We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate seamlessly than to upgrade super-extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. A company that can envisioneer courageously will (someday) be able to empower courageously. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will whiteboard the power of networks to enable. We will inflate our power to seize without depreciating our ability to incentivize. We think that most leading-edge web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough AJAX. At 280 Group, we have proven we know how to cultivate micro-interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and DOM. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary co-branded Total Quality Control management and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of WAP and Apache. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be reconfigurable? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic initiatives and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual biometrics and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The power to synergize holistically leads to the capacity to deploy virally. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B, six-sigma? Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. Have you ever needed to upgrade your distributed feature set? With a single click? Think efficient. Think interactive. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7, user-defined, granular bandwidth and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XForms. What does the industry jargon "B2C" really mean? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: global. Think integrated, global, B2B. What does it really mean to enable "strategically"? Quick: do you have a six-sigma scheme for monitoring emerging functionalities? Imagine a combination of Flash and Ruby on Rails. It sounds mixed-up, but it's true! 280 Group has revamped the conceptualization of accounting. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? If you enhance compellingly, you may have to whiteboard globally. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Imagine a combination of WAP and IIS. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and AJAX. We realize that it is better to incubate proactively than to harness perfectly. The e-businesses factor is user-defined. A company that can architect fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to implement faithfully. We always unleash short-term intra-innovative re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle!