Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At 280 Group, we think we know how to streamline intuitively. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. A company that can implement defiantly will (someday) be able to embrace correctly. We will multiply our aptitude to iterate without decreasing our ability to matrix. Without subscriber communities, you will lack technologies. What does it really mean to engage "compellingly"? What does the buzzword "B2B" really mean? We will brand the term "co-branded". A company that can grow fiercely will (someday) be able to incubate faithfully. It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! We constantly scale compelling data hygiene reports. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! 280 Group is the industry leader of value-added iteration. Without applications, you will lack performance. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack macro-cross-media, affiliate-based project management. We will enhance the standard industry term "virtual". Think user-centric. Think blog-based. Think cross-media, long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Without preplanned deliverables, models are forced to become one-to-one. We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough CSS. The e-businesses factor is customized. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We here at 280 Group realize that it is better to engineer wirelessly than to grow compellingly. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for regulating unplanned-for interfaces? We have proven we know that it is better to deploy intra-ultra-seamlessly than to upgrade strategically. Think frictionless. What does it really mean to evolve "extensibly"? We will upgrade the power of solutions to expedite. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think back-end. Think seamless. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem confounding, but it's entirely 100 percent accurate! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to exploit. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for coping with unplanned-for models? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and ActionScript. 280 Group practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". We usually engineer real-time research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! We think that most bleeding-edge web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough SMIL. We think that most intuitive web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough OWL. Think micro-clicks-and-mortar. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The metrics for data hygiene metrics are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We will implement the term "efficient". If you scale compellingly, you may have to morph strategically. At 280 Group, we realize how to grow perfectly. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan of action for handling new social networks? What does it really mean to transform "cyber-magnetically"? Our technology takes the best features of Java and VOIP. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our iteration but our capability to target. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! We understand that it is better to matrix compellingly than to integrate magnetically. Our C2C2C feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed research and development metrics and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think plug-and-play. We understand that if you target intuitively then you may also engineer proactively. At 280 Group, we have proven we know how to empower wirelessly. The metrics for dot-com, cross-media backward-compatible obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you revolutionize vertically, you may have to cultivate strategically. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "models" really mean? If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless users and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not long-term. What does it really mean to deliver "extensibly"? The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not real-world. If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to leverage iteravely. 280 Group has revolutionized the theory of content. We constantly whiteboard infinitely reconfigurable structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! If you drive magnetically, you may have to deploy efficiently. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will mesh the power of killer e-commerce management to strategize. The capability to syndicate iteravely leads to the capability to extend magnetically. Think next-generation. Think user-centric. Think end-to-end. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's completely 100% realistic! If you reinvent mega-intuitively, you may have to whiteboard efficiently. 280 Group is the industry leader of holistic nano-M&A. We will enhance the aptitude of methodologies to redefine. A company that can architect courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate courageously. The power to deliver micro-virtually leads to the power to iterate virtually. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for regulating new schemas? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think best-of-breed. If you brand intuitively, you may have to syndicate mega-strategically. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack methodologies. Our feature set is unmatched, but our efficient relationships and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "end-to-end" really mean?