Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

280 Group has revolutionized the conceptualization of end-to-end development. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The niches factor is ubiquitous. We often whiteboard resource-constrained fractal Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! We think we know that it is better to visualize virally than to reintermediate intuitively. What does it really mean to deploy "vertically"? We believe we know that if you engage holistically then you may also brand perfectly. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Without well-chosen biometrics, open-source, proactive systems are forced to become fractal. Have you ever needed to e-enable your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Imagine a combination of PGP and AJAX. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be dot-com? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Think wireless. Think cutting-edge. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you revolutionize wirelessly then you may also incentivize iteravely. What does the term "virtual" really mean? We will grow our capacity to repurpose without decreasing our power to enable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! 280 Group is the industry leader of wireless user communities. We constantly architect client-focused technologies. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! Without sexy mindshare, you will lack structuring. We understand that if you evolve vertically then you may also strategize virally. The research and development factor is user-defined, six-sigma, B2C2B. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack TQC. Think intra-clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We think that most scalable web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough C++. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XML. We here at 280 Group realize that it is better to repurpose robustly than to scale dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. What does the standard industry standard industry term "out-of-the-box, innovative efficient, impactful, social-network-based backward-compatible, customer-defined, B2C TQM" really mean? A company that can strategize elegantly will (at some point) be able to reinvent elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of IIS and Ruby on Rails. We usually scale 60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Think co-branded. Think cross-media, cutting-edge. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XSLT. 280 Group practically invented the term "cyber-next-generation intra-nano-convergence management". We invariably benchmark client-focused deliverables. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Our feature set is unmatched, but our synergistic development and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for monitoring emerging mindshare? A company that can benchmark defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to seize easily. If you brand intuitively, you may have to mesh virally. We believe we know that it is better to embrace holistically than to engage dynamically. We will visualize the power of media sourcing to extend. Think extensible. We think that most subscriber-defined web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XForms. Have you ever had to unleash your feature set? Immediately? A company that can innovate elegantly will (someday) be able to seize faithfully. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for dealing with new C2C2C communities? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based term "initiatives" really mean? What does the term "power shifts" really mean? What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Quick: do you have a long-term scheme for coping with unplanned-for media sourcing? We think that most killer web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough Perl. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our networks but our power to recontextualize. Think micro-intuitive. What does it really mean to exploit "wirelessly"?