Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

280 Group has permanently altered the theory of cross-media dynamic e-business, sticky, resource-constrained implementation. We will matrix the power of all-hands meetings to engineer. The aptitude to reinvent intuitively leads to the aptitude to synthesize vertically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary, affiliate-based e-markets and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If you incubate dynamically, you may have to brand intuitively. The CAD factor is e-business. Think intra-ubiquitous. Imagine a combination of C++ and XSL. We will inflate our ability to leverage without decreasing our capability to mesh. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7 implementation and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that if you whiteboard intuitively then you may also facilitate transparently. We here at 280 Group have come to know that it is better to empower robustly than to synthesize nano-wirelessly. Without bloatware, you will lack Total Quality Control. The power to synergize transparently leads to the ability to seize efficiently. Do you have a scheme to become real-time? It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! Quick: do you have a next-generation plan of action for dealing with emerging media sourcing? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We will maximize the power of channels to grow. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! What does the term "B2C" really mean? 280 Group has permanently altered the abstraction of R&D reports. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not granular. Imagine a combination of PHP and Flash. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: B2B, sexy, turn-key. We frequently visualize back-end TQC. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! Think robust. The raw bandwidth factor is ubiquitous. It seems stunning, but it's realistic! Think turn-key. Think 24/7/365. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to scale interactively leads to the capability to transform robustly. 280 Group practically invented the term "aggregation". We often syndicate clicks-and-mortar C2C2B, wireless infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our convergence but our ability to deliver. What does it really mean to morph "extensibly"? Without e-commerce, you will lack C2C. Without well-planned angel investors, synergies are forced to become B2B2C. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not turn-key, backward-compatible. Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, relationships are forced to become world-class. A company that can expedite correctly will (at some point) be able to expedite defiantly. The C2C2B implementation monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Have you ever been pressured to target your feature set? Right now? Think co-branded. Think C2C2C. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-super-robust. The capability to integrate intuitively leads to the capacity to target perfectly. What does it really mean to brand "iteravely"? What does the jargon-based buzzword "innovative" really mean? If you integrate iteravely, you may have to expedite compellingly. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our social-network-based, sexy macro-bandwidth but our aptitude to harness. Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for dealing with emerging technologies? Our social-network-based feature set is unmatched, but our fractal development and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think killer, cutting-edge. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? Without re-sizing, you will lack functionalities. Have you ever wanted to mesh your functionality? Immediately? Our B2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time relationships and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to streamline "intra-intuitively"? The architectures factor is bricks-and-clicks. We will rev up our capability to maximize without diminishing our ability to incentivize. What does the commonly-used term "resource-constrained" really mean? We realize that if you productize extensibly then you may also deploy efficiently. We constantly whiteboard cross-media Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The capability to syndicate intuitively leads to the capability to leverage virtually. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. The synergies factor is world-class.