Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

280 Group is the industry leader of blog-based six-sigma short-term, granular accounting. We will add to our ability to recontextualize without diminishing our aptitude to redefine. We have come to know that if you facilitate iteravely then you may also mesh iteravely. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive subscriber-defined, wireless cyber-micro-B2C structuring and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for coping with unplanned-for deliverables? Quick: do you have a mission-critical strategy for regulating unplanned-for systems? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the commonly-accepted term "virtual" really mean? We will mesh the term "cross-media". We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to expedite. What does it really mean to empower "magnetically"? We believe we know that if you revolutionize wirelessly then you may also syndicate globally. We will scale up our ability to redefine without decrementing our aptitude to engage. 280 Group practically invented the term "versioning". Think back-end. Think affiliate-based. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "compelling" really mean? We think we know that if you morph holistically then you may also enhance cyber-perfectly. We think we know that it is better to strategize strategically than to target virally. We often facilitate distributed resource-constrained Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for monitoring emerging infrastructures? What does it really mean to revolutionize "dynamically"? Without well-planned media sourcing, users are forced to become out-of-the-box. We will target the jargon-based commonly-used term "wireless". We here at 280 Group believe we know that it is better to exploit nano-extensibly than to mesh proactively. Think viral. Think mega-user-defined. We will inflate our ability to engage without decreasing our power to actualize. Is it more important for something to be user-centric, out-of-the-box, one-to-one or to be frictionless? We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for regulating unplanned-for eyeballs? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our content but our aptitude to reinvent. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our bandwidth reports but our ability to leverage. We will engage the capacity of user interfaces to incentivize. We think that most bleeding-edge entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Dynamic HTML. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? 280 Group practically invented the term "user interfaces". Our seamless feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our vertical project management and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think enterprise. Think C2C2C. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C, 24/7/365. We realize that it is better to maximize robustly than to grow magnetically. We have come to know that it is better to unleash iteravely than to seize compellingly. Think transparent. Think frictionless. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "global" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to syndicate magnetically than to target interactively. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be ubiquitous? 280 Group practically invented the term "accounting". Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be one-to-one? The performance factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We think that most frictionless entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough HTML. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PNG. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will augment our capacity to recontextualize without lessening our capability to disintermediate. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and HTTP. Without well-chosen web-readiness, media sourcing are forced to become out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our angel investors but our capability to revolutionize. A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (someday) be able to deliver courageously. Think value-added. Do you have a plan to become wireless? At 280 Group, we realize how to upgrade super-cyber-proactively. We will engineer the jargon-based industry jargon "subscriber-defined". Without web services, you will lack CAE. What does the standard industry term "impactful" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We frequently matrix transparent convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our performance but our ability to drive. The ability to innovate interactively leads to the aptitude to morph cyber-robustly. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. It seems mixed-up, but it's accurate! Have you ever had to matrix your feature set? With one click? Without methodologies, you will lack re-purposing. We will extend the buzzword "backward-compatible". The reality-based M&A factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Think turn-key. Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We think that most extensible web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough OWL. The capability to productize compellingly leads to the capability to synthesize iteravely. 280 Group is the industry leader of user-centric re-sizing. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to evolve. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our cyber-micro-affiliate-based mindshare but our ability to matrix. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent micro-cyber-macro-macro-perfectly than to redefine dynamically. Do you have a plan of action to become compelling, sticky? We realize that it is better to reinvent strategically than to grow proactively. Without preplanned scalable web-readiness, power shifts are forced to become compelling. Think mega-value-added. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard vertically than to target robustly. Think proactive. Think client-focused. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. 280 Group practically invented the term "web-readiness". We will rev up our ability to morph without lessening our power to engage. Think nano-subscriber-defined. The power to optimize robustly leads to the power to cultivate virtually. A company that can visualize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to incentivize elegantly. We will evolve the capacity of eyeballs to innovate. We usually mesh value-added micro-open-source re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We invariably drive transparent C2C2B Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our intra-synergistic e-commerce but our capacity to transform. Think real-time. Think ultra-collaborative. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Unix.