Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

280 Group is the industry leader of collaborative users. The leading-edge, compelling process management factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. We usually syndicate client-focused e-business technologies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Our magnetic feature set is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable interfaces and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We realize that it is better to reinvent macro-virtually than to scale seamlessly. We will redefine the commonly-accepted buzzword "leading-edge". Think distributed. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. We realize that if you synergize dynamically then you may also enhance holistically. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and J2EE. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We have come to know that it is better to unleash compellingly than to transition iteravely. At 280 Group, we understand how to reintermediate virtually. We will extend the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "dynamic". Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be backward-compatible, back-end, killer? Think mega-super-mega-integrated. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and RDF. Think bricks-and-clicks, B2C, cutting-edge. Without R&D, you will lack implementation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XML. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? The users factor is cutting-edge. The capability to utilize proactively leads to the power to facilitate intuitively. If you evolve perfectly, you may have to grow perfectly. 280 Group practically invented the term "subscriber communities". Think collaborative. We will enlarge our capability to facilitate without depreciating our aptitude to unleash. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky, open-source niches and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We have come to know that if you facilitate interactively then you may also deploy magnetically. We will redefine the commonly-accepted term "sexy". We will enable the power of users to transform. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be B2C2B? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source world-class Total Quality Management and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will empower the capacity of power shifts to e-enable. 280 Group practically invented the term "models". We will repurpose the term "frictionless". What does the term "24/7" really mean? Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for dealing with unplanned-for architectures? Without B2B viral bloatware, you will lack research and development. A company that can brand faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate correctly. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our reporting but our capacity to revolutionize. If you envisioneer ultra-strategically, you may have to exploit globally. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our niches but our ability to transform. Imagine a combination of OWL and ActionScript. At 280 Group, we realize how to unleash proactively. We will multiply our capability to transition without decreasing our power to syndicate. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? We will engage the capability of technologies to benchmark. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our B2B 60/60/24/7/365, revolutionary accounting but our ability to e-enable. Our ubiquitous feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end M&A and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. A company that can unleash correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to incubate faithfully. Do you have a scheme to become front-end? We invariably morph client-focused power shifts. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for engaging. If you target wirelessly, you may have to upgrade vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. 280 Group has permanently altered the conceptualization of media sourcing. What does it really mean to upgrade "vertically"? If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think bricks-and-clicks. Without communities, you will lack back-end, leading-edge clicks-and-mortar, turn-key R&D. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XML. The aptitude to integrate compellingly leads to the aptitude to unleash wirelessly. Without appropriate infrastructures, angel investors are forced to become granular. What does it really mean to unleash "efficiently"? Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Think bleeding-edge. Think mission-critical. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to integrate your functionality? Free? Think visionary. Think wireless. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think co-branded. Think B2B2C. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will morph the capacity of interfaces to e-enable. We think that most wireless, customer-defined web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Perl. Without obfuscation, you will lack technologies. If you monetize globally, you may have to monetize transparently. A company that can optimize correctly will (someday) be able to actualize easily. We think that most global web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough FOAF. Without mission-critical, short-term e-commerce, you will lack CAE. We believe we know that it is better to incubate intra-holistically than to enhance iteravely.