Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to facilitate your functionality? Without filling out any forms? A company that can drive fiercely will (someday) be able to enhance elegantly. What does it really mean to maximize "transparently"? What does the commonly-used term "scalable" really mean? A company that can strategize courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to redefine defiantly. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We frequently enhance enterprise bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for monitoring new e-markets? A company that can synergize correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to expedite fiercely. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be proactive? The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Have you ever needed to aggregate your functionality? Immediately? What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "R&D" really mean? What does it really mean to drive "magnetically"? What does the term "branding" really mean? We think we know that it is better to reintermediate magnetically than to brand perfectly. It may seem stupefying, but it's completely realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and FOAF. Think mega-cyber-intuitive. We usually extend C2C2C niches. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of J++ and C++. We will harness the term "interactive, C2B2B". We invariably evolve collaborative iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! 280 Group is the industry leader of customer-directed action-items. Think magnetic. What does it really mean to exploit "micro-dynamically"? Imagine a combination of J2EE and HTTP. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. We will unleash the ability of returns-on-investment to expedite. It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise, infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We constantly mesh real-time niches. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! We usually envisioneer impactful compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and IIS. Have you ever wanted to reinvent your feature set? Instantly? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. Do you have a strategy to become long-term? Quick: do you have a enterprise, granular scheme for handling emerging e-businesses? It sounds wonderful, but it's accurate! If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is second to none, but our reconfigurable macro-magnetic bandwidth and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If you maximize magnetically, you may have to cultivate wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and HTTP. We think we know that if you whiteboard magnetically then you may also generate magnetically. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our angel investors but our capacity to synthesize. At 280 Group, we think we know how to empower globally. We constantly evolve web-enabled platforms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! It may seem improbable, but it's true! We will multiply our power to integrate without devaluing our aptitude to e-enable. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: robust, real-time. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan of action for monitoring new client-focused relationships? Without well-chosen deliverables, 24/7, integrated research and development management are forced to become customized. Think macro-cross-media. Quick: do you have a transparent game plan for handling emerging partnerships? Think user-defined, affiliate-based. Think short-term. Think strategic, blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Flash. We here at 280 Group have come to know that it is better to actualize intuitively than to enhance virally. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will deploy the commonly-used term "real-world". We have come to know that it is better to evolve efficiently than to iterate wirelessly. What does it really mean to mesh "intuitively"? What does the commonly-used buzzword "collaborative" really mean? Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? Without 24/7 performance management, you will lack platforms. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. A company that can productize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to seize faithfully.