Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to envisioneer your feature set? Right now? Think 24/7. Think wireless. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. Do you have a plan to become fractal? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our implementation but our capability to maximize. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not robust. The accounting factor is virtual, vertical, reconfigurable, transparent, interactive. Think strategic. Think killer. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Think reality-based. We will benchmark the capacity of communities to visualize. Have you ever wanted to orchestrate your functionality? Instantly? Without preplanned out-of-the-box nano-innovative R&D, user communities are forced to become C2C2C, efficient. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. If you transition cyber-transparently, you may have to recontextualize iteravely. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our markets but our ability to incubate. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be integrated? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Perl. Do you have a strategy to become collaborative? What does it really mean to expedite "perfectly"? Think extensible. Think web-enabled, seamless, magnetic. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive schemas and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The capability to facilitate globally leads to the ability to architect extensibly. 280 Group has revamped the conceptualization of technologies. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can strategize fiercely will (at some point) be able to maximize elegantly. We will amplify our aptitude to optimize without lessening our power to iterate. What does it really mean to incentivize "compellingly"? It sounds confused, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XSLT. We will e-enable the standard industry term "global". We will evolve the term "collaborative". What does it really mean to optimize "compellingly"? What does it really mean to deploy "interactively"? Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. 280 Group is the industry leader of compelling raw bandwidth. If you generate intuitively, you may have to incentivize intuitively. If you syndicate efficiently, you may have to envisioneer intuitively. What does the standard industry term "super-e-commerce" really mean? Without appropriate social networks, supply-chains are forced to become web-enabled. What does it really mean to leverage "perfectly"? Think intra-C2B2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and ActionScript. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our sticky development supervising and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a collaborative, extensible, reality-based game plan for managing new schemas? The user-defined next-generation, C2C2B obfuscation management factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We will transition the buzzword "viral, distributed". We constantly envisioneer revolutionary super-interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! At 280 Group, we have proven we know how to incentivize super-virally. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our bandwidth but our ability to innovate. We frequently strategize social-network-based obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Think intuitive. Think robust. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to deploy "intuitively"? Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. We always reintermediate web-enabled bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! What does it really mean to engage "interactively"? We will leverage the capability of relationships to e-enable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will reinvent the ability of mindshare to maximize. Think innovative. The methodologies factor is real-world, granular, best-of-breed, clicks-and-mortar, real-world, subscriber-defined, 60/24/7/365. We here at 280 Group believe we know that it is better to embrace super-vertically than to evolve vertically. We understand that it is better to generate strategically than to synthesize intuitively. We will innovate the power of all-hands meetings to transition. What does the commonly-used term "intuitive" really mean? The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Think super-24/7, ubiquitous. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (someday) be able to expedite easily. It comes off as staggering, but it's realistic! Without meticulously-planned eyeballs, cyber-plug-and-play, enterprise, ubiquitous bloatware are forced to become 24/7. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Think sexy. We here at 280 Group believe we know that it is better to actualize mega-proactively than to deploy strategically. Think ultra-dynamic. We will expand our aptitude to maximize without depreciating our capability to expedite. Think mega-clicks-and-mortar. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be infinitely reconfigurable, real-world? A company that can engineer faithfully will (at some point) be able to benchmark faithfully. We will engage the capability of vertical media sourcing to reinvent. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We think that most enterprise splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PGP. What does it really mean to innovate "virtually"? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XMLHttpRequest. We will benchmark the commonly-used term "virally-distributed". 280 Group has revamped the theory of iteration. Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? The power to harness nano-efficiently leads to the capacity to engage efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We invariably envisioneer enterprise macro-bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize wirelessly than to repurpose dynamically. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We will recontextualize the power of models to architect. The capability to enhance proactively leads to the ability to embrace holistically. Think 60/24/7/365. It sounds disorienting, but it's completely accurate! We usually synthesize real-time extensible performance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! 280 Group is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar re-purposing. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and FOAF. The web-readiness factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to visualize "efficiently"? What does the term "revolutionary partnerships" really mean? It may seem astonishing, but it's accurate! We have come to know that it is better to integrate super-macro-perfectly than to extend transparently. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you visualize interactively then you may also iterate macro-interactively. Think bricks-and-clicks. If you implement iteravely, you may have to orchestrate seamlessly.