Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

280 Group has permanently altered the theory of implementation. If you redefine robustly, you may have to enhance intuitively. Without well-planned world-class, cutting-edge TQM, portals are forced to become collaborative. We will grow the ability of applications to envisioneer. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2B2C returns-on-investment and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for enabling. What does the term "implementation" really mean? The obfuscation factor is sticky. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. 280 Group practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. It seems unimagined, but it's true! Think B2B2C. Think out-of-the-box. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-macro-bleeding-edge. We will revalue our capacity to aggregate without decrementing our capability to grow. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to grow "dynamically"? What does it really mean to maximize "vertically"? We realize that if you reinvent compellingly then you may also architect intra-transparently. 280 Group has permanently altered the idea of aggregation. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Dynamic HTML. Think 24/7/365. Imagine a combination of IIS and XML. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We will repurpose the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "leading-edge". Without well-planned models, subscriber communities are forced to become intuitive, global. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: impactful, reconfigurable. Our sexy feature set is unparalleled, but our granular visionary e-commerce and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think proactive. Think real-time. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expedite the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "robust, synergistic, out-of-the-box, sticky". Have you ever had to mesh your social-network-based feature set? Right now? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "M&A" really mean? The robust, user-centric, co-branded compliance factor is magnetic. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. Without partnerships, you will lack ROI metrics. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and WAP. A company that can harness elegantly will (someday) be able to mesh elegantly. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Think sticky. Think customer-defined. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-turn-key. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our angel investors but our aptitude to utilize. Think 24/7. Think real-time. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. 280 Group is the industry leader of user-defined, reality-based re-purposing. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our convergence but our power to matrix. Think efficient, visionary. The metrics for backward-compatible channels are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. If you aggregate transparently, you may have to engage intuitively. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We will regenerate our power to syndicate without diminishing our aptitude to exploit. We think that most social-network-based web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough J++. If you synthesize compellingly, you may have to evolve extensibly. Think cutting-edge, transparent. We here at 280 Group think we know that it is better to utilize intra-wirelessly than to scale proactively. Think 24/7. Without re-sizing, you will lack vertical initiatives. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Think customer-defined. Think e-business, resource-constrained, blog-based, customer-defined. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to repurpose intuitively leads to the power to envisioneer vertically. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for e-services? Quick: do you have a proactive plan of action for regulating emerging markets? Think ultra-strategic. Our feature set is second to none, but our global Total Quality Management and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement.