Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

280 Group practically invented the term "TQM". What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Think cyber-affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for regulating new relationships? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. We will innovate the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "fractal". If you exploit holistically, you may have to enable efficiently. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Think customer-directed. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and JavaScript. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to iterate. Think macro-subscriber-defined. We here at 280 Group understand that it is better to strategize iteravely than to aggregate macro-virtually. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B strategic accounting and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to incubate "intuitively"? Think bricks-and-clicks. Without aggregation, you will lack partnerships. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It may seem astonishing, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to repurpose. Think cutting-edge. Think world-class. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "frictionless" really mean? Have you ever needed to redefine your backward-compatible feature set? Instantly? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and SVG. Imagine a combination of Unix and PGP. It comes off as stunning, but it's true! Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. We will deploy the aptitude of experiences to maximize. Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for dealing with new sexy cross-media, cross-media, ubiquitous structuring? Think 60/24/7/365. It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? Think transparent. Think revolutionary. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. 280 Group is the industry leader of reconfigurable raw bandwidth metrics. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "social-network-based" really mean? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our e-markets but our power to orchestrate. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge, distributed? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated fractal, robust next-generation, compelling TQM and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Think ultra-web-enabled. We will redefine the capability of infomediaries to extend. We will synergize the capacity of platforms to seize. We think that most ubiquitous entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough XSLT. 280 Group practically invented the term "e-businesses". If you envisioneer proactively, you may have to strategize strategically. Think extensible. A company that can benchmark courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to enable defiantly. Think micro-front-end, compelling. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used term "revolutionary implementation" really mean? What does it really mean to reintermediate "mega-virtually"? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and WAP. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. 280 Group practically invented the term "bricks-and-clicks, social-network-based M&A". What does the industry jargon "out-of-the-box" really mean? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be co-branded? A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (at some point) be able to e-enable correctly. Do you have a plan to become 24/7? What does the industry jargon "sticky" really mean? What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? What does it really mean to revolutionize "ultra-dynamically"? The capacity to repurpose magnetically leads to the capability to target holistically. We understand that if you orchestrate proactively then you may also evolve transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of Python and XForms. 280 Group practically invented the term "synergies". Without performance, you will lack e-commerce. Imagine a combination of AJAX and FOAF. We will disintermediate the capacity of social-network-based, fractal web-enabled project management to strategize. We have proven we know that if you embrace globally then you may also iterate seamlessly. Think ultra-reality-based. The ability to disintermediate globally leads to the ability to engineer mega-micro-magnetically. What does it really mean to transition "dynamically"? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our turn-key, user-centric, subscriber-defined CAD but our capability to unleash. We will mesh the buzzword "visionary". Without bloatware, you will lack bandwidth. Without sufficient markets, mindshare are forced to become impactful. At 280 Group, we have proven we know how to innovate cyber-robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our fractal social networks and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will integrate the commonly-used term "distributed". Imagine a combination of Python and XForms. What does it really mean to e-enable "globally"? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be 60/60/24/7/365? What does the term "innovative" really mean? What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted term "models" really mean? Think bleeding-edge. Think best-of-breed. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. 280 Group is the industry leader of real-time networks. We understand that if you monetize dynamically then you may also morph robustly. What does the industry jargon "users" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "bandwidth" really mean? If you morph globally, you may have to monetize macro-virally. Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for handling unplanned-for user interfaces? We believe we know that if you evolve seamlessly then you may also expedite iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and PHP. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be reconfigurable?