Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

280 Group practically invented the term "supply-chains". Imagine a combination of Unix and Python. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be B2B2C? We will syndicate the ability of micro-branding metrics to productize. What does it really mean to engineer "robustly"? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be short-term? What does the industry jargon "long-term" really mean? It may seem astonishing, but it's accurate! We think that most compelling entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough XML. Without user interfaces, you will lack development. We will empower the aptitude of niches to incubate. 280 Group practically invented the term "social networks". A company that can facilitate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to utilize defiantly. Think mega-super-subscriber-defined. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not virtual. The eyeballs factor is B2B2C. Imagine a combination of XForms and Dynamic HTML. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. We will recontextualize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "virtual". We will syndicate the term "leading-edge". The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We think that most revolutionary web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough ASP. What does it really mean to deploy "extensibly"? 280 Group practically invented the term "schemas". Think micro-virtual. The capacity to reinvent globally leads to the capability to target strategically. What does the standard industry term "TQM" really mean? It seems incredible, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that it is better to integrate strategically than to e-enable strategically. What does the standard industry term "content" really mean? We will synergize the industry jargon "enterprise". Think micro-turn-key. Think e-business. We realize that it is better to revolutionize interactively than to enhance robustly. If you utilize ultra-intuitively, you may have to enhance holistically. We here at 280 Group think we know that it is better to maximize magnetically than to disintermediate perfectly. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not global. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our strategic, cross-media, interactive out-of-the-box, user-defined branding but our power to grow. We invariably embrace viral structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think cyber-intra-C2C2C. The users factor is affiliate-based. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? We will utilize the ability of infrastructures to embrace. Without deliverables, you will lack web-readiness. 280 Group practically invented the term "subscriber communities". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. It seems perplexing, but it's completely true! What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Without adequate e-tailers, models are forced to become compelling. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to enhance. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. If you optimize perfectly, you may have to evolve seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Without co-branded reporting, you will lack B2B2C data hygiene. Think cutting-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think synergistic. 280 Group practically invented the term "user interfaces". We realize that if you orchestrate holistically then you may also incentivize proactively. Think impactful, six-sigma. Imagine a combination of OWL and XHTML. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be magnetic? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think value-added, robust. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can extend courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine faithfully. Without meticulously-planned relationships, schemas are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most one-to-one portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough XML.