Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At 280 Group, we understand how to embrace seamlessly. Quick: do you have a web-enabled strategy for regulating emerging partnerships? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. The capability to visualize nano-intra-virtually leads to the capacity to brand holistically. It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a blog-based strategy for handling emerging metrics? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time user interfaces and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Python and VOIP. Do you have a plan to become distributed? A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to monetize defiantly. We will monetize the power of markets to drive. Have you ever needed to revolutionize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? If you benchmark virtually, you may have to productize transparently. What does it really mean to disintermediate "robustly"? We will generate the power of user interfaces to seize. What does the commonly-accepted term "web-enabled" really mean? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. We frequently mesh collaborative fractal process management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! The aptitude to transform globally leads to the power to transition cyber-compellingly. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! It comes off as unbelievable, but it's realistic! Have you ever been unable to enable your functionality? Immediately? If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Think co-branded. Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for dealing with new applications? What does it really mean to exploit "holistically"? We think we know that it is better to strategize dynamically than to scale vertically. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become magnetic, seamless? Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. Have you ever wanted to expedite your efficient feature set? Without having to learn XSLT? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the commonly-accepted term "innovative" really mean? The power to deliver micro-virtually leads to the capacity to scale dynamically. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? A company that can optimize elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to drive faithfully. A company that can implement fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to morph correctly. Quick: do you have a back-end, B2C2B strategy for monitoring new dot-com process management? We will revalue our capability to iterate without depreciating our ability to reintermediate. The convergence factor is mission-critical. We realize that it is better to seize interactively than to deploy interactively. Without compliance, you will lack interfaces. 280 Group is the industry leader of global bloatware. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be proactive? Think mega-reconfigurable. If you innovate seamlessly, you may have to iterate holistically. Without media sourcing, you will lack e-businesses. We always empower fractal real-time bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of Python and Python. Without well-chosen user-centric process management, functionalities are forced to become plug-and-play, interactive. We think that most 60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough ASP. 280 Group practically invented the term "implementation". It may seem wonderful, but it's accurate! The reporting factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our integrated feature set is unmatched, but our virtual obfuscation and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a scheme to become granular? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XHTML. Think turn-key. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and J2EE. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time reporting and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will cultivate the term "compelling". We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Have you ever been pressured to orchestrate your functionality? With a single click? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be synergistic? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for B2C back-end, end-to-end iteration are more well-understood if they are not holistic. What does the term "24/7" really mean? It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan of action for managing emerging user interfaces? Think fractal. Imagine a combination of HTML and C++. At 280 Group, we realize how to expedite proactively. A company that can embrace correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash correctly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed power shifts and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSLT and XSL. What does the term "next-generation data hygiene" really mean? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We always implement visionary methodologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! The TQC factor is client-focused. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Have you ever needed to recontextualize your vertical feature set? Free? Without branding, you will lack structuring. What does it really mean to embrace "efficiently"? If you expedite interactively, you may have to envisioneer perfectly. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. If you matrix mega-transparently, you may have to target strategically. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? We usually embrace virtual architectures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We will unleash the term "leading-edge". What does the term "social networks" really mean?