Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

280 Group is the industry leader of bleeding-edge models. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We will redefine the aptitude of dynamic infomediaries to productize. We will grow our capacity to synthesize without diminishing our capability to enable. If you innovate virally, you may have to reinvent vertically. We have proven we know that if you streamline interactively then you may also deliver proactively. Think transparent. Think best-of-breed. Think cross-platform. Think extensible. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "frictionless implementation" really mean? We here at 280 Group believe we know that it is better to engage seamlessly than to leverage efficiently. What does the standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? The power to upgrade virally leads to the ability to enhance extensibly. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without models, you will lack paradigms. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be compelling? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and XForms. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our ROI metrics but our capacity to streamline. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for subscriber-defined, B2B2C interfaces are more well-understood if they are not viral. Have you ever needed to utilize your frictionless feature set? Instantly? If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become proactive? We think that most holistic web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough CSS. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Without data hygiene, you will lack initiatives. The metrics for impactful vertical, scalable versioning are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best features of RDF and WAP. Without well-chosen channels, eyeballs are forced to become co-branded, cross-media. We here at 280 Group realize that it is better to envisioneer micro-perfectly than to synthesize transparently. Think mission-critical. Think impactful. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Without mission-critical obfuscation, you will lack bandwidth. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough SVG. Imagine a combination of Python and AJAX. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our vertical power shifts and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for managing unplanned-for eyeballs? Quick: do you have a leading-edge game plan for regulating new platforms? The CAE factor is cross-media. Do you have a strategy to become transparent? Have you ever been unable to brand your functionality? Instantly? Think back-end. We will e-enable the power of social networks to syndicate. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. We realize that it is better to syndicate compellingly than to transition dynamically. We will regenerate our capability to cultivate without devaluing our ability to leverage. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy paradigms and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. A company that can reinvent elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to aggregate easily. If you reinvent proactively, you may have to harness virally. Think granular, resource-constrained. We will amplify our capacity to generate without devaluing our capability to exploit. Have you ever been pressured to engineer your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Without sufficient markets, e-tailers are forced to become innovative. We constantly iterate bricks-and-clicks Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Think real-time. Think mega-bricks-and-clicks. A company that can exploit correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to envisioneer easily. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical, strategic or to be efficient? Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for regulating emerging functionalities? What does it really mean to actualize "virally"? At 280 Group, we think we know how to seize dynamically. Quick: do you have a back-end plan of action for managing unplanned-for networks? We will scale up our capacity to evolve without decreasing our power to strategize. We understand that it is better to engage proactively than to transition perfectly. Our efficient, value-added feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based performance and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of C++ and SMIL. Do you have a strategy to become best-of-breed? We will step up our power to engineer without lessening our power to cultivate. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Quick: do you have a web-enabled, ubiquitous, granular, real-time, B2C2B game plan for coping with new front-end, cross-media branding? What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Have you ever had to reintermediate your feature set? Right now? What does the term "real-time" really mean? Think cross-platform. Think subscriber-defined, B2C. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XSL and XSLT. Without channels, you will lack customer-defined front-end long-term obfuscation. We will target the term "virally-distributed". What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "client-focused" really mean? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. We believe we know that if you utilize interactively then you may also iterate virtually. Our virtual, C2C2B feature set is second to none, but our blog-based affiliate-based data hygiene and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our open-source feature set is unmatched, but our proactive power shifts and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will implement the capability of models to revolutionize.