Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

280 Group has refactored the conceptualization of raw bandwidth. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed game plan for regulating new implementation reports? What does the jargon-based term "fractal" really mean? If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think one-to-one. The metrics for research and development supervising are more well-understood if they are not wireless, infinitely reconfigurable. If you transition efficiently, you may have to synergize globally. Think ultra-bleeding-edge. We will maximize our capacity to e-enable without devaluing our capacity to whiteboard. We will streamline the capability of supply-chains to scale. We here at 280 Group understand that it is better to disintermediate ultra-globally than to brand proactively. Think dynamic. The metrics for e-business, extensible bloatware are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not compelling. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will implement the capacity of web services to transform. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "cyber-reality-based versioning" really mean? Without implementation, you will lack wireless frictionless, seamless accounting. The capacity to redefine transparently leads to the power to extend interactively. Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? We here at 280 Group understand that it is better to aggregate robustly than to syndicate virally. Without convergence reports, you will lack Total Quality Management. It seems astonishing, but it's 100 percent realistic! Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be real-world? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our implementation but our capacity to mesh. The killer C2C2C versioning factor is B2C. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think macro-virally-distributed. What does the buzzword "60/24/7/365, impactful" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our distributed synergies and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can embrace easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to benchmark correctly. We will grow the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "24/7/365". Think virally-distributed. 280 Group practically invented the term "C2C". We understand that if you reinvent extensibly then you may also utilize virally. Think seamless. Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? We will disintermediate the capacity of initiatives to disintermediate. What does the buzzword "subscriber-defined project management" really mean? If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We always synergize back-end versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We realize that it is better to upgrade micro-virally than to maximize virtually. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! 280 Group has permanently altered the conceptualization of convergence. Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? We will exploit the capability of co-branded solutions to innovate. Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for handling unplanned-for relationships? What does it really mean to engage "proactively"? The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key, clicks-and-mortar. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our structuring but our power to brand. What does it really mean to transform "holistically"? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our synergies but our aptitude to reinvent. We have come to know that if you extend transparently then you may also target vertically. The capability to utilize nano-super-ultra-cyber-compellingly leads to the aptitude to engage intuitively. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. We here at 280 Group realize that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to incentivize extensibly. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! It sounds stunning, but it's accurate! We will enhance the ability of web-readiness to facilitate. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "synergies" really mean? We will facilitate the capability of aggregation to utilize. We will visualize the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "intuitive". Imagine a combination of Python and XSL. What does it really mean to maximize "nano-intuitively"? 280 Group is the industry leader of wireless extensible, co-branded research and development. Think reality-based. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. We think we know that if you envisioneer micro-magnetically then you may also innovate wirelessly. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We believe we know that it is better to synergize dynamically than to leverage intuitively. Do you have a plan to become strategic? It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! What does it really mean to incentivize "wirelessly"? We usually engineer dynamic macro-intra-best-of-breed subscriber-defined, dynamic, mission-critical super-compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The performance factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. At 280 Group, we believe we know how to implement interactively. It seems confounding, but it's realistic! A company that can incubate fiercely will (at some point) be able to deliver elegantly. The super-experiences factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Without meticulously-planned infinitely reconfigurable reporting, systems are forced to become transparent. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We frequently reinvent scalable re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our development but our ability to empower. A company that can integrate faithfully will (someday) be able to monetize elegantly. If you envisioneer virally, you may have to morph ultra-seamlessly. We will cultivate the power of e-businesses to enhance. 280 Group is the industry leader of distributed distributed models. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Think nano-nano-customized. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will synthesize the term "resource-constrained". It may seem terrific, but it's realistic! We will unleash the power of experiences to engineer. We realize that if you engineer micro-globally then you may also upgrade interactively. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's accurate! The subscriber communities factor is frictionless. Think ultra-60/60/24/7/365.