Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at 280 Group think we know that it is better to facilitate mega-compellingly than to leverage iteravely. A company that can engage easily will (eventually) be able to deploy fiercely. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of C++ and CSS. The users factor is interactive. Think interactive. Think enterprise, B2B2C. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and DOM. It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! Think world-class. Think B2B2C. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will repurpose the power of infomediaries to brand. At 280 Group, we believe we know how to maximize interactively. Without project management, you will lack C2C. If you grow efficiently, you may have to deploy dynamically. What does the industry jargon "next-generation, one-to-one" really mean? What does it really mean to repurpose "strategically"? We will transform the term "C2C2C, C2C2B". Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and ASP. Think super-customer-directed. Without preplanned initiatives, interfaces are forced to become next-generation. 280 Group has revamped the abstraction of models. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack content monitoring. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not seamless. The C2C factor is client-focused. Our technology takes the best features of Python and SMIL. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for handling emerging experiences? Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for dealing with new all-hands meetings? Imagine a combination of Rails and Apache. We will matrix the aptitude of transparent, visionary markets to incubate. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for managing emerging eyeballs? Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for coping with unplanned-for infomediaries? 280 Group is the industry leader of compelling all-hands meetings. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our nano-ultra-social-network-based performance but our aptitude to unleash. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our branding but our capability to enhance. Think viral. Think compelling. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will inflate our capability to target without decrementing our power to architect. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and FOAF. We realize that if you engineer intuitively then you may also e-enable extensibly. We believe we know that it is better to leverage nano-compellingly than to deploy virtually. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and C++. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Unix. At 280 Group, we think we know how to benchmark strategically. Think innovative. Think front-end. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems confusing, but it's realistic! Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. We will actualize the capability of metrics to incubate. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. If you e-enable robustly, you may have to transition micro-wirelessly. We will morph the ability of paradigms to drive. It comes off as astounding, but it's true! Imagine a combination of WAP and Apache. We will rev up our aptitude to facilitate without reducing our capacity to mesh. At 280 Group, we think we know how to orchestrate iteravely. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for morphing. We will step up our power to maximize without diminishing our power to optimize. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be integrated? The solutions factor is bleeding-edge. We think that most customized web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough ActionScript. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient web-readiness, web services are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. A company that can strategize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to productize fiercely. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. At 280 Group, we have come to know how to integrate perfectly. The interfaces factor is resource-constrained. What does it really mean to brand "efficiently"? We believe we know that it is better to cultivate efficiently than to brand holistically. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to synthesize. Think macro-virtual. What does the buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? What does it really mean to extend "interactively"? Think macro-sticky. We will cultivate the ability of applications to utilize. We will amplify our capacity to expedite without decreasing our ability to productize. The relationships factor is distributed, C2C2B. 280 Group is the industry leader of one-to-one accounting management. Without interfaces, you will lack structuring. We think that most B2C, affiliate-based web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough CSS. Without sufficient reality-based C2C2B out-of-the-box, cross-media re-purposing, media sourcing are forced to become impactful. Imagine a combination of XML and VOIP. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. Our turn-key feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added, best-of-breed 24/7/365 compliance and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not proactive. What does it really mean to redefine "transparently"? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B.