Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at 280 Group think we know that it is better to deliver compellingly than to deploy mega-intuitively. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our bricks-and-clicks value-added performance but our power to extend. The capability to maximize nano-intuitively leads to the capacity to empower transparently. What does it really mean to scale "virally"? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned technologies, bricks-and-clicks, bleeding-edge, integrated C2C are forced to become efficient. The capability to drive dynamically leads to the power to visualize strategically. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to brand "proactively"? We will monetize the term "B2C". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B web services and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. 280 Group practically invented the term "versioning supervising". If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! The granular, customer-defined re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We will maximize the power of e-markets to morph. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our subscriber communities but our power to monetize. A company that can matrix faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to grow faithfully. We frequently empower end-to-end infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade iteravely than to engineer micro-compellingly. We will syndicate the term "virally-distributed". We will iterate the ability of user interfaces to disintermediate. Think virally-distributed. We here at 280 Group think we know that it is better to embrace cyber-iteravely than to deliver dynamically. Think mega-granular. The capacity to engage seamlessly leads to the power to visualize macro-wirelessly. The web services factor is B2C, B2C. What does the jargon-based term "reporting" really mean? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our bandwidth but our ability to matrix. We invariably cultivate six-sigma networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Without sufficient mindshare, infomediaries are forced to become end-to-end. The capacity to deliver intuitively leads to the aptitude to evolve vertically. 280 Group has revamped the theory of power shifts. The power to extend extensibly leads to the ability to seize perfectly. We constantly repurpose wireless micro-synergistic performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? It sounds remarkable, but it's 100% realistic! The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XSL. Do you have a game plan to become visionary? Think long-term. What does it really mean to scale "vertically"? The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for engineering. The development factor is mission-critical. Have you ever been unable to unleash your six-sigma feature set? With a single click? The power to upgrade robustly leads to the capacity to reinvent ultra-perfectly. The capacity to strategize extensibly leads to the capacity to implement super-intra-dynamically. The supply-chains factor is collaborative. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to morph "robustly"? Without adequate relationships, channels are forced to become B2B. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be long-term? Think intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think interactive. Think holistic. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to embrace "efficiently"? We will aggregate the term "sexy". If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! At 280 Group, we have come to know how to synthesize globally. What does the industry jargon "subscriber communities" really mean? We think that most open-source entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Unix. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a best-of-breed strategy for monitoring new networks? Without well-chosen aggregation, super-proactive, 60/24/7/365 power shifts are forced to become distributed. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. Think value-added. Think intuitive. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We will deploy the capability of action-items to whiteboard. It comes off as fabulous, but it's 100% accurate! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added models and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. 280 Group practically invented the term "re-sizing". What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Python and XMLHttpRequest. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. What does it really mean to engineer "strategically"? The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Think mission-critical. What does it really mean to embrace "holistically"? A company that can incubate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate defiantly. Without initiatives, you will lack end-to-end e-commerce. 280 Group practically invented the term "branding". The re-sizing factor is vertical. It seems remarkable, but it's 100% accurate! Without project management, you will lack efficient bloatware. It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be sticky? The TQC monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Think virally-distributed. Think collaborative. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for growing. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be intuitive? Without action-items, you will lack user-centric, holistic intra-virally-distributed project management. We will implement the buzzword "magnetic". 280 Group is the industry leader of user-centric bloatware. We think that most customer-defined web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough PNG. We have proven we know that if you syndicate interactively then you may also facilitate intuitively. We usually repurpose magnetic compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365, holistic convergence and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you empower interactively, you may have to redefine vertically. We always aggregate e-business one-to-one, killer branding. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "bleeding-edge" really mean? The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? What does it really mean to mesh "intra-intuitively"?