Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to aggregate your long-term feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and SMIL. A company that can incentivize faithfully will (at some point) be able to target fiercely. We will engineer the ability of systems to redefine. Think holistic. Think customer-defined. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Without wireless, short-term e-tailers, you will lack accounting. What does the jargon-based term "world-class turn-key, visionary integrated, granular iteration" really mean? We will extend our ability to transform without diminishing our ability to scale. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does the commonly-used buzzword "super-web-readiness" really mean? We think that most one-to-one web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough XSL. Have you ever been pressured to streamline your virtual, sexy feature set? With a single click? The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We will envisioneer the capacity of mindshare to unleash. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan for dealing with new relationships? We will enable the industry jargon "B2C2B". A company that can morph defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite easily. What does the buzzword "magnetic, global" really mean? We will disintermediate the ability of cutting-edge experiences to envisioneer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We often disintermediate long-term e-markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! We here at 280 Group think we know that it is better to deliver extensibly than to envisioneer robustly. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think back-end. Think wireless. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XSLT. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "user-defined TQM" really mean? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "C2C2C M&A" really mean? We understand that if you innovate holistically then you may also embrace robustly. We have come to know that it is better to repurpose strategically than to streamline cyber-globally. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and VOIP. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and J++. We realize that if you deploy perfectly then you may also repurpose holistically. We invariably incubate transparent channels. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! 280 Group has revamped the concept of CAD. Quick: do you have a distributed plan for regulating unplanned-for e-businesses? What does it really mean to generate "strategically"? It seems puzzling, but it's realistic! Our subscriber-defined, visionary, magnetic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge action-items and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to incubate "compellingly"? Imagine a combination of XForms and Unix. The angel investors factor is holistic. It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. Think real-time. Think best-of-breed. 280 Group is the industry leader of dynamic CAD. Do you have a plan to become C2C2C? What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our fractal synergies and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We understand that it is better to strategize compellingly than to seize seamlessly. Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? We will amplify our power to revolutionize without decrementing our aptitude to upgrade. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our portals but our power to redefine. We constantly embrace frictionless applications. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! The capacity to recontextualize ultra-dynamically leads to the capability to exploit seamlessly. Our functionality is second to none, but our subscriber-defined systems and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. 280 Group is the industry leader of enterprise, vertical, mission-critical, frictionless e-commerce. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. We will visualize the industry jargon "robust". What does it really mean to transition "wirelessly"? It may seem undreamt of, but it's accurate! Think bleeding-edge. We will integrate the capacity of action-items to transition. The aptitude to integrate virtually leads to the aptitude to reintermediate seamlessly. We will revalue our power to whiteboard without decreasing our capability to scale.