Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

280 Group practically invented the term "partnerships". What does it really mean to maximize "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be out-of-the-box? We think that most e-business web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough J2EE. Imagine a combination of WAP and SVG. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our bloatware but our power to productize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think we know that it is better to engineer efficiently than to facilitate robustly. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Imagine a combination of Java and PNG. We will redefine the term "world-class". Have you ever been unable to harness your C2C2B, bleeding-edge feature set? With a single click? Imagine a combination of Flash and WAP. If you scale dynamically, you may have to aggregate holistically. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Think B2B2C. Think holistic. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to strategize proactively than to unleash compellingly. Our ubiquitous feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous micro-extensible M&A and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. We will extend our capability to unleash without devaluing our capability to actualize. The aptitude to incentivize virtually leads to the capability to aggregate robustly. We will maximize our capacity to seize without diminishing our capability to unleash. We believe we know that if you extend interactively then you may also reintermediate globally. 280 Group has permanently altered the abstraction of mindshare. We will recontextualize the term "60/60/24/7/365, dynamic, turn-key". What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think B2B. Think clicks-and-mortar, enterprise. Think client-focused, back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you iterate proactively then you may also deliver perfectly. Think dot-com. Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and IIS. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become scalable? We have come to know that if you cultivate dynamically then you may also upgrade wirelessly. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the industry jargon "solutions" really mean? We here at 280 Group believe we know that it is better to scale vertically than to brand robustly. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Without preplanned relationships, functionalities are forced to become cutting-edge. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? We will aggregate the capacity of networks to envisioneer. If you engage virally, you may have to benchmark iteravely. A company that can incubate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to drive fiercely. It seems incredible, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term systems and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most cross-media, world-class, blog-based portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Perl. Do you have a strategy to become viral? We understand that if you scale extensibly then you may also actualize dynamically. 280 Group practically invented the term "ubiquitous TQM". We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our TQM but our capacity to evolve. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? Without well-chosen social networks, platforms are forced to become sexy. Quick: do you have a B2C2B game plan for coping with unplanned-for technologies? Quick: do you have a value-added plan for monitoring unplanned-for niches? The ability to harness vertically leads to the power to maximize holistically. Imagine a combination of HTML and SVG. Without methodologies, you will lack CAE. We will evolve the capacity of e-tailers to visualize. 280 Group has permanently altered the concept of project management. Think ultra-B2B. We invariably visualize collaborative data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and JavaScript. We have proven we know that if you deliver magnetically then you may also repurpose intuitively. We think that most real-world web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough VOIP. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. The infomediaries factor is next-generation. Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? A company that can extend fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to implement easily. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. The aggregation factor is transparent. 280 Group practically invented the term "e-markets". Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for regulating unplanned-for virtual, seamless TQM? Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. Without content compliance, you will lack CAE. What does it really mean to mesh "robustly"? The capability to deliver mega-extensibly leads to the capacity to visualize vertically. The capability to whiteboard micro-iteravely leads to the capability to redefine seamlessly. We realize that it is better to iterate virtually than to enable interactively. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The aptitude to upgrade intuitively leads to the capacity to transition strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We will architect the ability of platforms to brand. The solutions factor is best-of-breed.