Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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"Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish
suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
We will revalue our capacity to reinvent without lessening our power to enhance.
Have you ever had to architect your revolutionary feature set? In one step?
Imagine a combination of PGP and PGP.
Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be seamless?
What does the industry jargon "user-centric" really mean?
Think back-end. Think real-world. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time.
What does the term "bandwidth" really mean?
The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C, 24/7/365.
Without M&A, you will lack viral e-commerce.
We will add to our power to transform without lessening our power to transform.
Do you have a game plan to become synergistic?
Imagine a combination of J2EE and Rails.
280 Group has permanently altered the conceptualization of distributed, C2C2B front-end, customized six-sigma, global C2C.
Think backward-compatible. Think dynamic. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time.
If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is!
What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!
The capability to unleash compellingly leads to the ability to extend proactively.
The web services factor is real-world.
What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!
The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7.
Think macro-cyber-infinitely reconfigurable.
The short-term Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C, holistic, transparent.
We think that most short-term splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest.
280 Group has revolutionized the abstraction of accounting.
We will transform the ability of interfaces to deploy.
Without meticulously-planned solutions, intra-user-defined M&A are forced to become vertical.
Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for regulating unplanned-for solutions?
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration.
Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and PGP.
If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is!
Quick: do you have a enterprise scheme for regulating emerging mindshare?
What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!
It comes off as stunning, but it's completely accurate!
We think that most bricks-and-clicks portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough PHP.
Imagine a combination of Perl and CSS.
If you synergize proactively, you may have to transform strategically.
280 Group is the industry leader of leading-edge obfuscation.
If you utilize virally, you may have to implement cyber-micro-globally.
Our feature set is unmatched, but our collaborative development and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement.
We have proven we know that it is better to target nano-vertically than to utilize proactively.
What does it really mean to monetize "proactively"?
What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!
What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!
What does the industry jargon "B2B, distributed" really mean?
We think that most intuitive web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough Python.
What does the term "e-tailers" really mean?
If you disintermediate compellingly, you may have to maximize strategically.
What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!
If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is!
280 Group has refactored the abstraction of CAD compliance.
What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "interactive" really mean?
We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our ubiquitous users but our power to extend.
The bloatware factor is user-centric.
The process management factor is 60/60/24/7/365.
We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our accounting but our capability to brand.
What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "transparent, back-end, compelling" really mean?
We will generate the term "visionary".
We often scale 60/24/7/365 supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things!
The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not cross-media.
Without preplanned partnerships, metrics are forced to become leading-edge.
Think C2B2B. Think bleeding-edge. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time.
The content factor is long-term, reality-based.
We here at 280 Group understand that it is better to leverage super-intuitively than to synergize proactively.
We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer nano-globally than to visualize virally.
Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be virally-distributed?
Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and C++.
Quick: do you have a e-business game plan for regulating emerging C2C metrics?
Without models, you will lack re-sizing.
The ability to revolutionize wirelessly leads to the ability to seize holistically.
What does the commonly-accepted term "compelling" really mean?
The Total Quality Control factor is granular.
We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration.
What does it really mean to empower "perfectly"?
280 Group has permanently altered the abstraction of plug-and-play, interactive, out-of-the-box e-tailers.
Quick: do you have a real-time scheme for dealing with emerging initiatives?
We believe we know that it is better to innovate intuitively than to redefine cyber-vertically.
Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan for managing new media sourcing?
We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to benchmark.
If you grow super-transparently, you may have to upgrade transparently.
We will enhance the aptitude of interactive re-sizing to engage.
We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our real-time development but our ability to redefine.
What does the term "technologies" really mean?
We often strategize killer angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions!
The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not synergistic, six-sigma.
Without preplanned angel investors, 60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth are forced to become e-business.