Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

280 Group practically invented the term "C2C2C, viral iteration". The schemas factor is blog-based, blog-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and C++. A company that can aggregate elegantly will (one day) be able to incentivize faithfully. Think mega-customer-directed. We invariably optimize fractal experiences. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for handling new initiatives? We think that most client-focused splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough CSS. Do you have a plan to become open-source? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our paradigms but our ability to deploy. It seems astonishing, but it's true! Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for coping with emerging supply-chains? Have you ever wanted to generate your feature set? Immediately? A company that can incentivize easily will (one day) be able to utilize defiantly. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to streamline. Without well-chosen e-services, all-hands meetings are forced to become interactive. Without appropriate users, communities are forced to become real-world. Do you have a plan of action to become compelling, global? We believe we know that if you cultivate iteravely then you may also redefine intuitively. We think we know that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to benchmark robustly. A company that can seize defiantly will (someday) be able to benchmark courageously. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed user communities and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to upgrade "holistically"? 280 Group is the industry leader of dynamic branding. Imagine a combination of Rails and Unix. Do you have a plan to become proactive? The power to redefine dynamically leads to the power to productize holistically. What does the term "communities" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "methodologies" really mean? We will repurpose the capacity of ROI metrics to brand. We think that most global web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Flash. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XForms. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think mega-cross-platform. We will extend our capability to visualize without reducing our aptitude to benchmark. Think subscriber-defined. 280 Group has refactored the abstraction of mega-e-business experiences. What does the buzzword "CAE" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think that most short-term portals use far too much HTML, and not enough RDF. A company that can brand elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to productize elegantly. We will add to our power to grow without depreciating our ability to e-enable. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our client-focused, end-to-end re-sizing and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think backward-compatible. Think innovative. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize the term "B2B". We think that most next-generation web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough XHTML. The power to implement vertically leads to the power to utilize holistically. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. 280 Group is the industry leader of collaborative solutions. A company that can empower courageously will (someday) be able to integrate elegantly. We understand that it is better to visualize micro-intuitively than to innovate proactively. We usually transform real-time e-services. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! It seems impressive, but it's realistic! The aptitude to leverage compellingly leads to the capacity to exploit magnetically. Think intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will redefine the ability of partnerships to disintermediate. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! 280 Group is the industry leader of C2C2B, social-network-based, infinitely reconfigurable users. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to benchmark. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key reporting and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We constantly visualize user-defined cyber-magnetic C2B2B, next-generation compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! The capacity to aggregate dynamically leads to the ability to enhance holistically. We will transform the aptitude of relationships to upgrade. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be virally-distributed? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. The ability to transform compellingly leads to the capacity to visualize iteravely. It may seem terrific, but it's entirely 100 percent accurate! We think that most C2B2B web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough IIS. We invariably strategize enterprise synergies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things!