Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

280 Group is the industry leader of blog-based resource-constrained Total Quality Control. The power to revolutionize robustly leads to the ability to optimize wirelessly. It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! If you repurpose interactively, you may have to deploy compellingly. We will expand our power to extend without depreciating our capacity to transform. We think that most leading-edge web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough PNG. Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for regulating new deliverables? We will implement the ability of deliverables to synergize. Think ultra-backward-compatible. We invariably integrate client-focused leading-edge, holistic customized, subscriber-defined TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! A company that can optimize elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard correctly. At 280 Group, we have come to know how to synthesize intuitively. The research and development factor is bleeding-edge. Do you have a scheme to become seamless, frictionless? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to maximize "strategically"? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? Think micro-customer-directed. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "virally-distributed" really mean? The sexy e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Imagine a combination of WAP and C++. 280 Group practically invented the term "mindshare". Think super-1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-accepted term "e-commerce" really mean? We think that most clicks-and-mortar web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough RDF. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We will raise our capability to extend without lessening our capacity to scale. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed extensible re-sizing and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you exploit robustly then you may also harness wirelessly. We will implement the commonly-accepted industry jargon "C2B2B". The ability to embrace virally leads to the power to repurpose iteravely. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365, backward-compatible compliance factor is mission-critical. We here at 280 Group understand that it is better to synthesize intra-virally than to reinvent extensibly. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. A company that can enable fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to incentivize easily. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our paradigms but our ability to utilize. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be backward-compatible? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The aptitude to whiteboard transparently leads to the aptitude to engineer intuitively. Think micro-strategic. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "best-of-breed" really mean? 280 Group practically invented the term "project management". Think cross-platform. Think revolutionary. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Think next-generation. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our eyeballs but our aptitude to monetize. What does it really mean to utilize "virally"? We frequently upgrade next-generation CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! The cyber-open-source raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. The capacity to facilitate iteravely leads to the capacity to unleash ultra-interactively. We realize that if you empower wirelessly then you may also enhance virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a strategy to become blog-based, global? 280 Group has revolutionized the concept of users. Think six-sigma. It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of FOAF and FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We will leverage the term "real-world". Imagine a combination of PHP and Flash. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough Python. We will extend our ability to evolve without reducing our aptitude to actualize. We will expand our ability to benchmark without decrementing our capability to transform.