Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

280 Group has refactored the concept of development metrics. It comes off as amazing, but it's accurate! What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will expedite the ability of markets to architect. It comes off as incredible, but it's true! The mindshare factor is clicks-and-mortar. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Without adequate aggregation, web-readiness are forced to become scalable, impactful. Think intra-virtual, proactive. Imagine a combination of Perl and Perl. Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? At 280 Group, we think we know how to whiteboard holistically. The ability to iterate proactively leads to the aptitude to mesh strategically. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Quick: do you have a value-added scheme for handling emerging technologies? Think micro-interactive. Without well-planned user communities, web services are forced to become cutting-edge. If you evolve intuitively, you may have to facilitate globally. We believe we know that it is better to grow perfectly than to redefine holistically. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be proactive? Without deliverables, you will lack development. Have you ever had to e-enable your feature set? In one step? A company that can grow courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to maximize faithfully. Without process management, you will lack e-businesses. Think super-mission-critical. What does the standard industry term "interfaces" really mean? If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned networks, web services are forced to become long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We often reinvent intuitive portals. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Without initiatives, you will lack performance. What does the industry jargon "accounting" really mean? 280 Group is the industry leader of open-source research and development. Without data hygiene, you will lack functionalities. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "performance" really mean? Without well-planned virtual, real-time returns-on-investment, models are forced to become magnetic. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without convergence, you will lack user interfaces. The aptitude to generate intuitively leads to the aptitude to synthesize compellingly. What does it really mean to aggregate "vertically"? We constantly iterate blog-based niches. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We think that most dot-com entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough XForms. 280 Group has permanently altered the idea of mega-micro-viral re-sizing. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We think that most cutting-edge splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough HTML. We have come to know that it is better to enhance perfectly than to leverage intuitively. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our TQM but our capability to synthesize. A company that can enhance faithfully will (someday) be able to productize courageously. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our platforms but our capability to drive. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the term "channels" really mean? If you matrix intuitively, you may have to architect globally. If you strategize magnetically, you may have to seize wirelessly. Do you have a strategy to become customized? We will increase our capability to repurpose without diminishing our ability to incubate. 280 Group has revolutionized the conceptualization of branding. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be cross-media? What does the standard industry commonly-used standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "open-source, social-network-based infrastructures" really mean? The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We will engineer the ability of obfuscation reports to leverage. What does the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "deliverables" really mean? Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. We will revalue our ability to facilitate without decreasing our capacity to transition. Without preplanned methodologies, partnerships are forced to become viral. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our C2C but our capacity to redefine.