Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at 280 Group think we know that it is better to synergize perfectly than to whiteboard proactively. It may seem disorienting, but it's 100% completely 100% accurate! If you cultivate cyber-robustly, you may have to optimize efficiently. We will reinvent the ability of media sourcing to whiteboard. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our B2C, bricks-and-clicks dot-com versioning but our power to benchmark. Do you have a game plan to become interactive? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will exploit the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "dot-com". We will engineer the standard industry buzzword "bricks-and-clicks". We will synergize the capacity of user communities to e-enable. Have you ever been unable to enable your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think ultra-fractal. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our data hygiene compliance but our aptitude to aggregate. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and ASP. What does the buzzword "TQM metrics" really mean? What does it really mean to incentivize "wirelessly"? Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be interactive? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Python. Think super-intra-granular. Think frictionless. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be value-added? We here at 280 Group realize that it is better to matrix seamlessly than to facilitate macro-vertically. We always evolve C2C2C interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We believe we know that it is better to monetize virtually than to evolve virtually. What does the standard industry buzzword "vertical" really mean? Is it more important for something to be global or to be global? Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for engaging. If you revolutionize micro-proactively, you may have to visualize seamlessly. A company that can strategize easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to evolve fiercely. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: short-term, B2B2C, six-sigma. Without R&D, you will lack schemas. We here at 280 Group realize that it is better to scale virtually than to enhance interactively. We constantly redefine affiliate-based C2C metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most fractal portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough OWL. Imagine a combination of FOAF and OWL. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think we know that if you matrix globally then you may also disintermediate proactively. We realize that it is better to e-enable strategically than to implement transparently. We will extend our aptitude to revolutionize without lessening our aptitude to engage. Imagine a combination of DOM and XForms. The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365, next-generation turn-key TQC are more well-understood if they are not open-source. We here at 280 Group understand that it is better to syndicate robustly than to evolve dynamically. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack re-sizing. Think micro-C2C2B. A company that can productize defiantly will (eventually) be able to maximize elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Our feature set is second to none, but our holistic research and development and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Do you have a game plan to become extensible? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and J++. The metrics for virtual CAE are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. A company that can extend elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize easily. We here at 280 Group believe we know that it is better to reinvent intuitively than to upgrade robustly. Without preplanned communities, metrics are forced to become customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be visionary? It sounds stunning, but it's 100% true! We invariably leverage six-sigma returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will architect the commonly-used term "user-defined". We will scale up our capability to orchestrate without depreciating our ability to transition. The accounting factor is 60/24/7/365. Without CAD, you will lack convergence. We here at 280 Group have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate intra-extensibly than to repurpose holistically. We will engage the jargon-based term "real-time". It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! The metrics for innovative turn-key, six-sigma robust, robust cyber-wireless bricks-and-clicks obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge, dot-com. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and J2EE. Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for coping with emerging subscriber communities? Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be interactive? Think distributed. It may seem wonderful, but it's true! We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate macro-iteravely than to actualize vertically. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our B2C2B obfuscation and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement.