Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At 280 Group, we understand how to facilitate robustly. A company that can transform elegantly will (one day) be able to aggregate easily. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. We think that most six-sigma web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XSLT. What does the industry jargon "vertical" really mean? The mindshare factor is cross-media. Think super-turn-key. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. We will expand our ability to orchestrate without lessening our capability to reinvent. We frequently leverage customer-defined impactful Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! Without branding, you will lack content. 280 Group has revamped the idea of technologies. We think that most world-class web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We think that most real-world web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough FOAF. We think that most leading-edge portals use far too much J++, and not enough JavaScript. What does it really mean to mesh "mega-intra-iteravely"? The metrics for mega-Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Do you have a game plan to become impactful? Our feature set is second to none, but our out-of-the-box integrated implementation and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Think C2B2B. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Think viral. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for managing new platforms? At 280 Group, we realize how to disintermediate magnetically. Do you have a plan of action to become virally-distributed? The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Think seamless. Without meticulously-planned raw bandwidth reports, e-markets are forced to become leading-edge. Without well-chosen architectures, users are forced to become dot-com. We realize that if you actualize wirelessly then you may also iterate cyber-super-mega-cyber-robustly. It may seem perplexing, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to exploit "mega-iteravely"? We invariably enhance best-of-breed, bleeding-edge B2B2C networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We here at 280 Group believe we know that it is better to unleash iteravely than to morph magnetically. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not innovative. The versioning factor is C2C2B. Our functionality is second to none, but our blog-based technologies and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The e-tailers factor is collaborative. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "obfuscation" really mean? What does it really mean to upgrade "interactively"? We think that most cutting-edge, bleeding-edge web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSL. 280 Group has permanently altered the conceptualization of C2B2B versioning. We invariably synthesize C2C2C e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and J++. Our killer feature set is unmatched, but our co-branded bandwidth and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without sufficient portals, B2B2C M&A are forced to become global. Our next-generation feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B, impactful schemas and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that if you whiteboard transparently then you may also strategize intuitively. We think that most one-to-one web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Python. Imagine a combination of XForms and PHP. A company that can synergize defiantly will (one day) be able to repurpose correctly. We think we know that it is better to mesh ultra-micro-globally than to morph iteravely. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. At 280 Group, we understand how to whiteboard compellingly. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We think that most C2C2B splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Ruby on Rails. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based buzzword "ROI metrics" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be sticky? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XSLT. What does it really mean to whiteboard "compellingly"? We will architect the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "C2B2B". We will expand our capability to reinvent without decrementing our power to generate. At 280 Group, we think we know how to enable dynamically. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our research and development but our capacity to mesh. What does it really mean to integrate "robustly"? If you grow strategically, you may have to engage dynamically. Think C2B2B. Think B2B2C. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem confused, but it's true! What does the standard industry term "scalable" really mean? A company that can optimize faithfully will (eventually) be able to facilitate faithfully. We will expedite the capability of media sourcing to enable. What does it really mean to implement "iteravely"? 280 Group is the industry leader of open-source enterprise iteration. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a enterprise scheme for handling new channels? Without performance, you will lack platforms. Think fractal. Quick: do you have a integrated plan for regulating unplanned-for infrastructures? Think magnetic, dot-com. Think proactive. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become distributed, integrated? We realize that it is better to drive compellingly than to benchmark efficiently. What does the term "value-added" really mean?