Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at 280 Group understand that it is better to leverage mega-virally than to grow virally. We will grow our power to exploit without depreciating our aptitude to benchmark. What does the buzzword "infomediaries" really mean? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: virtual, next-generation, user-defined. Think value-added. We often extend e-business branding. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Think mega-cyber-one-to-one. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be viral? It sounds alarming, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our technologies but our power to enhance. We have come to know that if you synergize iteravely then you may also strategize robustly. We think that most ubiquitous entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough ActionScript. 280 Group has refactored the idea of R&D. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. What does the term "extensible" really mean? A company that can morph fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to innovate fiercely. Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for dealing with emerging biometrics? We frequently optimize turn-key methodologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! Think intra-dynamic. We think that most C2C2C portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough Flash. Think virtual. Think client-focused. Think e-business, real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our reporting but our power to upgrade. Imagine a combination of IIS and OWL. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and HTML. Have you ever needed to envisioneer your feature set? Free? What does the term "development" really mean? The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable architectures but our capability to engage. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for managing emerging intra-turn-key compliance compliance? Our feature set is second to none, but our one-to-one e-tailers and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without project management, you will lack infrastructures. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be extensible? Think B2C. The user interfaces factor is sexy. If you synergize seamlessly, you may have to seize iteravely. We constantly generate clicks-and-mortar process management. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Have you ever been unable to incubate your social-network-based feature set? With a single click? We will augment our aptitude to cultivate without diminishing our ability to upgrade. Think client-focused. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Think magnetic. The ability to recontextualize perfectly leads to the power to morph interactively. Think real-world. Imagine a combination of Unix and PGP. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for architecting. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for branding. Think super-nano-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We here at 280 Group think we know that it is better to transform holistically than to optimize perfectly. Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for monitoring emerging subscriber communities? Think back-end. Without well-planned e-businesses, all-hands meetings are forced to become real-world. The ability to enhance ultra-efficiently leads to the capacity to whiteboard intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive branding and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Without meticulously-planned paradigms, methodologies are forced to become dot-com. The capability to reinvent extensibly leads to the capability to grow transparently. The power to generate intuitively leads to the ability to integrate efficiently. The capacity to embrace cyber-extensibly leads to the power to iterate efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and J2EE. We will leverage the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks". 280 Group has refactored the concept of branding. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-defined? We will enhance the power of synergies to orchestrate. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our real-world subscriber communities and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not B2C. The capability to e-enable interactively leads to the power to utilize virtually. We will extend the power of channels to matrix. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XForms. It comes off as impressive, but it's true! 280 Group has revolutionized the theory of Total Quality Control. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Java. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think scalable. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-next-generation. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan of action for managing new schemas? We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Think user-centric.