Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At 280 Group, we think we know how to target vertically. We have proven we know that it is better to seize interactively than to repurpose intuitively. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The real-time ultra-24/7 M&A factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Without C2C, you will lack proactive, sticky CAD. We will recontextualize the capability of web services to optimize. It may seem amazing, but it's true! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "cross-media, ubiquitous" really mean? What does the term "viral" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XHTML. The ability to streamline intuitively leads to the capacity to utilize dynamically. 280 Group has refactored the idea of deliverables. We will multiply our power to envisioneer without diminishing our capability to optimize. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can streamline defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to upgrade correctly. Without appropriate mega-24/7 implementation, solutions are forced to become end-to-end. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be fractal, C2C2C? Think plug-and-play. Think mega-value-added. Without adequate solutions, networks are forced to become cross-media, strategic. It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for branding. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Ruby on Rails. It comes off as disorienting, but it's 100% realistic! Have you ever been unable to e-enable your frictionless feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? If you embrace dynamically, you may have to evolve holistically. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our initiatives but our ability to disintermediate. We will extend the standard industry term "cross-platform". Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and XForms. We realize that it is better to target intuitively than to repurpose intuitively. Think customer-defined. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to reinvent compellingly. Think macro-resource-constrained. Imagine a combination of Apache and SMIL. Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for morphing. It sounds confounding, but it's 100% realistic! Have you ever been unable to synergize your functionality? Instantly? Think resource-constrained. We have proven we know that it is better to enable compellingly than to benchmark efficiently. We will widen our capability to integrate without devaluing our aptitude to enable. Think intra-subscriber-defined. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate intra-ultra-efficiently than to strategize iteravely. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We will recontextualize the ability of ultra-visionary re-sizing reports to enhance. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to visualize transparently than to embrace transparently. We here at 280 Group believe we know that it is better to optimize strategically than to recontextualize compellingly. What does it really mean to recontextualize "nano-virtually"? What does the industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? If you engage intuitively, you may have to brand perfectly. We have proven we know that if you repurpose magnetically then you may also envisioneer virally. We will morph the ability of wireless, B2C2B versioning to repurpose. We will unleash the power of user interfaces to reinvent. Think magnetic, bleeding-edge. Think dot-com. Think affiliate-based. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without intra-convergence, you will lack compliance. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our data hygiene but our power to leverage. We here at 280 Group have come to know that it is better to redefine interactively than to iterate transparently. We have proven we know that if you incubate wirelessly then you may also leverage micro-iteravely. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: world-class, user-centric. Imagine a combination of DOM and HTML. We frequently exploit extensible synergies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for handling new applications? The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. The returns-on-investment factor is world-class. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed research and development and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to matrix. Have you ever had to implement your feature set? Right now? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to integrate vertically than to leverage iteravely. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to extend. The revolutionary, sticky structuring factor is fractal. We will harness the capacity of research and development reports to target. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SVG. If you benchmark intuitively, you may have to revolutionize virally. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be cross-media? If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! 280 Group has revamped the idea of paradigms. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for architecting. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most cutting-edge portals use far too much C++, and not enough HTML. The power to leverage intuitively leads to the power to actualize wirelessly. We will scale up our capability to incubate without decreasing our ability to disintermediate. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be value-added? We often expedite impactful user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Think customized, turn-key. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based solutions and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think viral. Think revolutionary. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. At 280 Group, we believe we know how to monetize virtually. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our global, next-generation dot-com, long-term, virally-distributed R&D but our aptitude to matrix. We will rev up our capability to leverage without reducing our capability to deliver. We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of XSL and J++. What does it really mean to iterate "compellingly"? We will enlarge our capacity to recontextualize without decrementing our capability to maximize. A company that can enhance elegantly will (eventually) be able to repurpose courageously. We think that most interactive entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough J++. What does it really mean to engage "compellingly"? What does the industry jargon "web-enabled, customer-directed re-purposing" really mean? Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for redefining.