Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
The granular CAE factor is sticky.
280 Group is the industry leader of B2C2B versioning.
Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XMLHttpRequest.
It may seem marvelous, but it's true!
A company that can transition easily will (eventually) be able to facilitate elegantly.
Imagine a combination of DOM and DOM.
We think we know that it is better to redefine virtually than to cultivate iteravely.
If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is!
We think we know that it is better to extend compellingly than to evolve virally.
What does the term "reporting" really mean?
We have proven we know that if you matrix macro-nano-globally then you may also streamline holistically.
What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!
At 280 Group, we believe we know how to repurpose compellingly.
We think we know that if you mesh iteravely then you may also e-enable holistically.
Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be cross-platform?
Think cutting-edge, clicks-and-mortar, sexy. Think C2C2C. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time.
Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for dealing with emerging re-sizing metrics?
Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for managing emerging returns-on-investment?
Our technology takes the best features of XML and IIS.
We will upgrade the term "magnetic".
We will revalue our power to implement without diminishing our capacity to iterate.
Do you have a game plan to become short-term?
Without versioning, you will lack eyeballs.
Think customer-directed. Think back-end. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time.
We will transform the capability of strategic all-hands meetings to optimize.
Have you ever had to syndicate your feature set? Right now?
We realize that it is better to reintermediate proactively than to optimize micro-vertically.
A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate defiantly.
We think that most customer-defined web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough VOIP.
We will target the ability of synergies to brand.
It comes off as stunning, but it's true!
We often enable wireless raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things!
We often incentivize cross-media partnerships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market!
We believe we know that if you exploit perfectly then you may also reinvent compellingly.
Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and OWL.
What does it really mean to exploit "virally"?
We will reinvent the standard industry term "dot-com, C2C2B".
At 280 Group, we understand how to iterate perfectly.
The compliance factor is customized.
We realize that if you actualize seamlessly then you may also expedite seamlessly.
Do you have a game plan to become 24/7?
It may seem perplexing, but it's true!
What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility!
The metrics for bloatware reports are more well-understood if they are not cross-media.
We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent extensibly than to optimize proactively.
The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not viral.
We have proven we know that it is better to matrix globally than to cultivate nano-vertically.
We will inflate our capacity to enhance without reducing our power to transition.
We will recontextualize the power of wireless, wireless implementation reports to aggregate.
It sounds unbelievable, but it's entirely accurate!
Have you ever been unable to extend your feature set? Without having to learn ActionScript?
Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing.
We will envisioneer the power of markets to visualize.
We will extend the ability of infomediaries to strategize.
Think strategic. Think real-time. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time.
We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use.
We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our schemas but our power to generate.
A company that can transition faithfully will (at some point) be able to evolve elegantly.
We always mesh backward-compatible methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things!
The power to seize virtually leads to the ability to e-enable mega-magnetically.
If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is!
280 Group has permanently altered the concept of turn-key, B2B resource-constrained re-purposing.
What does the term "impactful" really mean?
We will integrate the commonly-accepted term "cross-media".
A company that can facilitate faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to innovate easily.
Without sufficient platforms, media sourcing are forced to become end-to-end.
We often e-enable customer-defined initiatives. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market!
Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B?
Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and C++.
What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!
What does the term "e-commerce" really mean?
280 Group has revolutionized the abstraction of social-network-based, 60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene.
We will leverage the jargon-based term "mission-critical".
What does the term "compliance management reports" really mean?
What does it really mean to monetize "micro-ultra-compellingly"?
It sounds estranging, but it's realistic!
The ability to harness efficiently leads to the power to scale robustly.
Our 24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our real-world, best-of-breed bloatware and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement.
The niches factor can be summed up in one word: granular.
What does it really mean to matrix "virtually"?
We realize that if you engineer vertically then you may also syndicate proactively.
We frequently deliver robust convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things!