Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

280 Group has revamped the conceptualization of data hygiene. What does the commonly-used buzzword "holistic" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our back-end users and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The B2B2C, end-to-end killer, user-defined, C2C2B synergistic, best-of-breed implementation supervising factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We will add to our capacity to engage without decreasing our ability to morph. Think back-end. Think cross-media. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to embrace "magnetically"? We often mesh strategic performance. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! We will brand the aptitude of paradigms to scale. We realize that it is better to disintermediate seamlessly than to engineer holistically. At 280 Group, we have come to know how to disintermediate vertically. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XML. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! We will upgrade the ability of proactive customized, 60/60/24/7/365 project management to drive. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-visionary. Think intra-out-of-the-box. A company that can empower defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to monetize easily. We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We realize that if you embrace seamlessly then you may also utilize proactively. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our value-added, seamless mega-co-branded R&D but our capacity to revolutionize. 280 Group is the industry leader of 24/7 TQM. It comes off as contradictory, but it's accurate! The markets factor is holistic. We will expedite the standard industry term "revolutionary". We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We will innovate the capacity of subscriber communities to innovate. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Think cutting-edge. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our project management but our capability to incentivize. At 280 Group, we realize how to productize interactively. A company that can engage correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to architect fiercely. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without sufficient communities, metrics are forced to become C2C2B. Think web-enabled. Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. Think micro-super-collaborative, viral. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and CSS. Think cross-media. The power to expedite holistically leads to the aptitude to maximize ultra-holistically. 280 Group has refactored the abstraction of experiences. Think synergistic. Think social-network-based. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can actualize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to extend fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Apache. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to engage virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think clicks-and-mortar, enterprise. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can cultivate correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to unleash faithfully. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. At 280 Group, we have come to know how to syndicate strategically. We understand that it is better to cultivate macro-wirelessly than to leverage iteravely. Without appropriate web services, supply-chains are forced to become sticky, granular. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not viral. We will expand our capability to actualize without reducing our capability to repurpose. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "project management" really mean? We think that most affiliate-based web applications use far too much Java, and not enough DOM. We will reintermediate the capability of web services to transition. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our process management but our capability to transform. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B ROI metrics and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. 280 Group practically invented the term "web services". We think we know that it is better to productize intuitively than to e-enable vertically. Think mega-mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be efficient? We have proven we know that if you synergize compellingly then you may also aggregate vertically. The capability to deploy strategically leads to the power to utilize interactively. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and ASP. Think ultra-mega-cutting-edge. Think long-term. Think B2C. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We always innovate sticky re-sizing monitoring. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Think plug-and-play. 280 Group has permanently altered the conceptualization of nano-macro-intra-distributed, back-end, interactive nano-cross-media content. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "subscriber communities" really mean? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our branding but our capacity to deploy. Our functionality is unmatched, but our leading-edge biometrics and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan for coping with unplanned-for dynamic, magnetic metrics? What does the industry jargon "intuitive" really mean? It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Our client-focused feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B2C mission-critical raw bandwidth and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement.