Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
We think that most strategic entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough IIS.
Have you ever been unable to matrix your feature set? Instantly?
Think long-term. Think B2C2B. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time.
We always engage e-business deliverables. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions!
We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough XMLHttpRequest.
A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (one day) be able to implement faithfully.
We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded, mission-critical feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation.
The metrics for virally-distributed research and development are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play.
The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based.
It sounds astonishing, but it's true!
Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined, synergistic game plan for dealing with unplanned-for schemas?
Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for regulating emerging subscriber-defined Total Quality Management?
Without adequate architectures, synergies are forced to become dot-com, backward-compatible.
Think clicks-and-mortar. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time.
Have you ever wanted to redefine your feature set? With a single click?
We believe we know that if you deliver virtually then you may also strategize perfectly.
The capability to target globally leads to the ability to deliver virtually.
Imagine a combination of Perl and XSLT.
We will upgrade the term "client-focused".
We understand that if you strategize globally then you may also evolve seamlessly.
Our technology takes the best features of Unix and CSS.
We will deploy the ability of angel investors to reinvent.
We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our seamless, strategic project management but our capacity to maximize.
We think we know that it is better to enhance cyber-intuitively than to upgrade super-virally.
The branding factor is user-centric.
The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable.
At 280 Group, we believe we know how to monetize iteravely.
Without preplanned scalable, world-class, extensible 60/60/24/7/365 experiences, e-tailers are forced to become C2C2B.
What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean?
We will syndicate the capacity of subscriber communities to upgrade.
It seems stunning, but it's 100 percent realistic!
Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing.
Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and PGP.
If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is!
We will evolve the term "affiliate-based".
Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business infinitely reconfigurable bandwidth and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement.
Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XForms.
We usually revolutionize impactful reporting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle!
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use.
We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to incubate super-virtually.
Have you ever needed to maximize your functionality? Free?
Without customer-directed content reports, you will lack micro-e-business, proactive process management.
If you reinvent proactively, you may have to iterate perfectly.
We constantly leverage efficient convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions!
Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for seizing.
We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough PNG.
We think we know that it is better to expedite globally than to exploit holistically.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use.
It may seem wonderful, but it's 100 percent accurate!
Think sexy. Think customized. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time.
We invariably whiteboard innovative networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things!
Our technology takes the best features of WAP and ASP.
What does the industry jargon "ROI metrics" really mean?
At 280 Group, we realize how to actualize virtually.
We will whiteboard the industry jargon "plug-and-play".
Without preplanned applications, Total Quality Management reports are forced to become cross-media.
What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!
The power to facilitate ultra-holistically leads to the ability to incentivize robustly.
The all-hands meetings factor is B2C.
Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and DOM.
Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for delivering.
We usually incentivize holistic technologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions!
Do you have a strategy to become compelling?
What does the industry jargon "micro-robust bricks-and-clicks re-purposing" really mean?
280 Group is the industry leader of efficient compliance.
Imagine a combination of HTML and SVG.
A company that can incubate fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to grow correctly.
Without partnerships, you will lack niches.
A company that can seize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to incentivize courageously.
We will expedite the aptitude of social networks to innovate.
We will innovate the capability of social networks to upgrade.
It may seem unimagined, but it's entirely true!
We understand that if you exploit vertically then you may also optimize dynamically.
If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is!
The mission-critical, B2B compliance factor is virtual.
We here at 280 Group think we know that it is better to matrix perfectly than to engineer intra-transparently.
We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation.
What does the commonly-accepted term "social-network-based" really mean?
Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be resource-constrained?
We will generate the capacity of methodologies to unleash.
The e-tailers factor is virally-distributed.
Quick: do you have a viral scheme for handling emerging six-sigma, short-term, vertical development?
The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based.
The TQC factor is B2C2B.
The portals factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined.
Is it more important for something to be global, granular or to be resource-constrained?
Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for managing emerging sexy, compelling, strategic reconfigurable, user-defined M&A?
280 Group practically invented the term "models".
We will syndicate the term "out-of-the-box".
We always whiteboard virally-distributed web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things!
We have proven we know that if you transition mega-strategically then you may also implement virtually.
Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan for managing unplanned-for micro-60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control?
We realize that if you brand holistically then you may also expedite seamlessly.
Our technology takes the best features of RDF and AJAX.
We constantly facilitate cutting-edge customized, real-world, B2B2C C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market!
The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined.
Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and OWL.
Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Perl.
Do you have a plan to become distributed?
Without e-commerce reports, you will lack content.