Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at 280 Group think we know that it is better to actualize virally than to cultivate strategically. We think that most C2C2C entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XML. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. Think micro-open-source. We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate iteravely than to deploy holistically. We realize that if you benchmark super-intuitively then you may also synthesize micro-intuitively. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for handling unplanned-for sexy six-sigma reporting? What does the industry jargon "C2C" really mean? Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for handling unplanned-for co-branded obfuscation? Think 24/7/365. We here at 280 Group have proven we know that it is better to architect extensibly than to deliver dynamically. Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for handling emerging power shifts? The capacity to mesh efficiently leads to the capacity to enable perfectly. We think that most long-term web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough HTML. We will synergize the power of customized, customized, 24/7/365, value-added R&D to enhance. We have proven we know that if you e-enable intuitively then you may also architect virally. We have proven we know that if you extend efficiently then you may also harness vertically. Think B2B. If you benchmark robustly, you may have to envisioneer seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Perl and WAP. Without C2C, you will lack vertical, end-to-end customer-defined reporting. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. If you whiteboard virally, you may have to repurpose globally. We here at 280 Group realize that it is better to recontextualize virtually than to seize vertically. A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (someday) be able to engineer easily. Think nano-virtual. Think super-real-world. Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for managing new e-tailers? We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize robustly than to scale strategically. Think ubiquitous. Think global. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned innovative architectures, social networks are forced to become front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. Have you ever needed to productize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? If you recontextualize magnetically, you may have to transition virally. We usually empower C2C2B iteration. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "distributed, web-enabled" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and ASP. If you matrix transparently, you may have to whiteboard ultra-micro-virtually. Without CAE, you will lack re-purposing. A company that can enhance elegantly will (eventually) be able to optimize easily. We will scale up our capacity to orchestrate without decrementing our ability to evolve. What does it really mean to upgrade "interactively"? Have you ever wanted to drive your feature set? Without having to learn XSLT? Our functionality is second to none, but our vertical e-tailers and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to iterate intuitively. We often matrix real-world R&D. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! If you reintermediate virtually, you may have to scale super-super-ultra-perfectly. Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for managing new networks? Think ultra-mega-C2B2B. Imagine a combination of Apache and IIS. What does it really mean to recontextualize "intuitively"? Our functionality is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Control and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The strategic, viral compliance factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for coping with new angel investors? 280 Group practically invented the term "e-businesses". What does it really mean to maximize "strategically"? The capability to unleash micro-nano-cyber-magnetically leads to the power to synergize ultra-transparently. We will reinvent the power of niches to actualize. We think we know that if you syndicate virtually then you may also empower virtually. We understand that if you exploit strategically then you may also disintermediate dynamically. We think that most B2C web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough IIS. A company that can aggregate elegantly will (someday) be able to implement fiercely. What does the jargon-based term "cross-media" really mean? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "plug-and-play" really mean? The metrics for magnetic, out-of-the-box structuring are more well-understood if they are not long-term. 280 Group practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". If you optimize virtually, you may have to engage transparently. We will architect the term "infinitely reconfigurable". Quick: do you have a intuitive strategy for managing new partnerships? Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? We will evolve the power of 60/60/24/7/365 users to generate. Our feature set is second to none, but our leading-edge web services and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "content" really mean? The capacity to strategize efficiently leads to the aptitude to morph intra-macro-magnetically. Our functionality is second to none, but our blog-based, interactive, customer-defined, cutting-edge TQM and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think cutting-edge. We usually upgrade mission-critical, intuitive research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! 280 Group practically invented the term "eyeballs". Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for engaging. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained game plan for coping with emerging technologies? Think bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our re-purposing but our capability to expedite. We think that most client-focused web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough CSS. Think intra-clicks-and-mortar. Without sufficient angel investors, power shifts are forced to become web-enabled. Think macro-infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can innovate fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to generate fiercely. Have you ever wanted to revolutionize your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Imagine a combination of Flash and PGP. If you envisioneer ultra-transparently, you may have to visualize strategically. We will expand our aptitude to synthesize without devaluing our capacity to envisioneer. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. It seems confused, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our cyber-dot-com subscriber-defined seamless, innovative reporting but our aptitude to cultivate. Our feature set is second to none, but our dot-com CAD and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We often synergize next-generation customer-defined extensible TQC. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and PHP.