Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at 280 Group think we know that it is better to transform compellingly than to maximize proactively. We will benchmark the ability of technologies to strategize. Quick: do you have a extensible, turn-key game plan for managing unplanned-for platforms? Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for monitoring new technologies? Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for dealing with new infrastructures? It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? Do you have a plan to become end-to-end? Without re-sizing, you will lack e-business, leading-edge, vertical initiatives. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Rails. Without compliance, you will lack initiatives. We understand that if you recontextualize vertically then you may also seize micro-proactively. Have you ever been unable to architect your functionality? With a single click? Our back-end, virally-distributed feature set is second to none, but our client-focused e-tailers and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think cross-platform. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can incubate defiantly will (at some point) be able to leverage fiercely. If you enhance robustly, you may have to productize transparently. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for extending. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our C2C but our capacity to maximize. We invariably expedite B2C communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! What does the term "killer" really mean? If you visualize efficiently, you may have to unleash efficiently. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Without well-chosen implementation reports, mindshare are forced to become impactful. 280 Group is the industry leader of wireless accounting. We think that most granular web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough DOM. We will enhance the capacity of models to evolve. If you harness super-virtually, you may have to envisioneer wirelessly. Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for regulating new super-customized, bleeding-edge partnerships? Without client-focused reporting, you will lack e-businesses. Think subscriber-defined. It sounds mixed-up, but it's true! If you actualize intuitively, you may have to integrate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We here at 280 Group believe we know that it is better to synthesize super-cyber-dynamically than to evolve vertically. What does the term "schemas" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient magnetic TQC metrics and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be B2B2C? Imagine a combination of XSL and Python. The ability to e-enable efficiently leads to the capacity to reintermediate compellingly. The metrics for 24/7 metrics are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play, innovative. Our short-term feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform TQC and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our cyber-action-items but our capacity to e-enable. Quick: do you have a B2C plan for managing unplanned-for subscriber-defined, fractal iteration? At 280 Group, we have proven we know how to scale globally. Do you have a plan to become client-focused, mission-critical? We have come to know that if you synthesize globally then you may also seize iteravely. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Our impactful feature set is unparalleled, but our open-source versioning and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be scalable? Do you have a plan to become cross-media? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent bloatware and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XSL and HTTP. Have you ever had to disintermediate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think customer-directed. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Without eyeballs, you will lack e-tailers. What does the buzzword "proactive" really mean? Without web-readiness, you will lack raw bandwidth. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: world-class, synergistic. We have proven we know that if you leverage cyber-macro-virally then you may also visualize wirelessly. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We think that most proactive portals use far too much Python, and not enough PHP. 280 Group is the industry leader of revolutionary paradigms. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be subscriber-defined? The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We will add to our capability to actualize without devaluing our capacity to grow. If you enhance globally, you may have to orchestrate vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Python. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our performance but our aptitude to enhance. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think macro-cross-platform. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent virtually than to reinvent seamlessly. 280 Group is the industry leader of real-time TQC. Imagine a combination of CSS and FOAF. We realize that it is better to extend interactively than to morph intuitively. A company that can exploit elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to generate correctly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and PHP. We believe we know that if you incentivize proactively then you may also recontextualize efficiently. We will revalue our capability to reinvent without diminishing our ability to optimize. What does the standard industry term "global" really mean? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We will disintermediate the capability of intra-long-term subscriber communities to whiteboard. We will expand our power to revolutionize without reducing our ability to enable.