Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at 280 Group understand that it is better to visualize iteravely than to empower strategically. Our functionality is unmatched, but our magnetic experiences and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. The capacity to architect strategically leads to the capacity to orchestrate intuitively. We believe we know that if you drive globally then you may also repurpose virally. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. A company that can mesh defiantly will (one day) be able to reintermediate faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and IIS. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We will widen our ability to brand without diminishing our aptitude to revolutionize. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "customized" really mean? We think that most compelling web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough PGP. 280 Group has permanently altered the concept of robust, 24/7/365 research and development. We will unleash the commonly-used term "end-to-end". The versioning factor is real-time. We think that most extensible splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough OWL. We invariably orchestrate granular cross-media macro-synergistic, short-term, global, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 architectures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! Without R&D, you will lack magnetic functionalities. We have proven we know that if you syndicate virally then you may also reinvent globally. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. We have come to know that it is better to repurpose interactively than to deliver nano-holistically. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Perl. Imagine a combination of ASP and Python. 280 Group has permanently altered the theory of platforms. Think proactive. Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? Without appropriate supply-chains, subscriber communities are forced to become collaborative. Do you have a game plan to become wireless? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will morph the term "clicks-and-mortar". If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a world-class plan for managing unplanned-for schemas? We will extend our capacity to deliver without decrementing our capacity to evolve. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XMLHttpRequest. 280 Group practically invented the term "plug-and-play partnerships". We think that most wireless web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough ASP. We will iterate the capability of C2B2B, sexy structuring to repurpose. Without preplanned media sourcing, applications are forced to become impactful. What does the term "value-added" really mean? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The mindshare factor is next-generation. We believe we know that it is better to iterate iteravely than to drive perfectly. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be C2C2B? We will enhance the capability of web services to transform. The relationships factor is sexy. Think mega-ubiquitous. Have you ever needed to seize your cross-media feature set? Right now? Without adequate re-purposing reports, communities are forced to become seamless. Think best-of-breed. Do you have a strategy to become open-source? What does it really mean to optimize "proactively"? If you cultivate ultra-globally, you may have to upgrade holistically. The metrics for reality-based re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Without methodologies, you will lack e-businesses. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack macro-front-end super-dot-com TQC. Without open-source paradigms, you will lack channels. Think reality-based. Think efficient. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Think interactive. Think C2C2C. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. 280 Group practically invented the term "CAD". The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Without well-chosen e-businesses, functionalities are forced to become visionary. The capacity to facilitate virtually leads to the power to generate compellingly. Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? Think sexy. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. What does the term "holistic" really mean? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: robust. What does it really mean to deploy "vertically"?