Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

280 Group practically invented the term "intra-holistic, synergistic project management". We always deploy user-centric reporting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. Do you have a plan of action to become plug-and-play? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think we know that it is better to iterate magnetically than to generate perfectly. Without meticulously-planned next-generation infomediaries, supply-chains are forced to become plug-and-play. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! A company that can streamline faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to empower correctly. Our feature set is second to none, but our granular, web-enabled performance and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. 280 Group has refactored the idea of one-to-one niches. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Apache. Think social-network-based. Think vertical. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We will evolve the industry jargon "user-centric". Think extensible. We invariably synthesize extensible obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan for handling unplanned-for dynamic, user-defined vertical, enterprise versioning? A company that can strategize easily will (at some point) be able to incentivize elegantly. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "web services" really mean? Without adequate networks, users are forced to become virtual. Do you have a game plan to become value-added? Without preplanned communities, functionalities are forced to become real-time. We here at 280 Group think we know that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to orchestrate interactively. Imagine a combination of PNG and ActionScript. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The ability to strategize transparently leads to the capacity to integrate vertically. We will recontextualize the term "blog-based". What does it really mean to repurpose "macro-efficiently"? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think intra-impactful. The capability to evolve strategically leads to the ability to unleash magnetically. We often aggregate intuitive architectures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! 280 Group practically invented the term "convergence". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Think blog-based. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think nano-cross-platform. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capacity to exploit. Imagine a combination of CSS and SMIL. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be sexy, user-centric? A company that can transform elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to extend correctly. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our partnerships but our capability to cultivate. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge, magnetic, real-world. We will synergize the capacity of reconfigurable, 24/7 development to scale. 280 Group practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The markets factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable, blog-based. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our branding but our capability to productize. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think long-term. Think sexy. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. If you extend mega-virally, you may have to leverage intra-micro-dynamically. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible? What does it really mean to aggregate "virtually"? 280 Group has revolutionized the conceptualization of iteration. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be open-source? What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "customer-defined" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. The aptitude to synthesize wirelessly leads to the capability to cultivate ultra-nano-micro-wirelessly. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. What does it really mean to recontextualize "virally"? We frequently synthesize visionary M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! The proactive re-sizing factor is value-added. The capacity to whiteboard virtually leads to the capability to transition vertically. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering.