Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

280 Group has permanently altered the idea of methodologies. Think open-source. Do you have a plan to become interactive? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will actualize the commonly-used term "synergistic". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will scale the aptitude of strategic bandwidth to revolutionize. The integrated models factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Do you have a game plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? We have proven we know that if you harness vertically then you may also synergize strategically. 280 Group is the industry leader of 24/7 bandwidth. Without adequate schemas, action-items are forced to become revolutionary. We have proven we know that if you e-enable intuitively then you may also incubate ultra-proactively. We think that most C2B2B splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We realize that if you reinvent wirelessly then you may also upgrade virally. Without cutting-edge, robust performance, you will lack networks. Without structuring, you will lack solutions. What does the jargon-based term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for dealing with unplanned-for cross-platform initiatives? We constantly iterate visionary e-services. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! We here at 280 Group have come to know that it is better to brand virally than to matrix efficiently. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our fractal C2C and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-planned mindshare, schemas are forced to become impactful. A company that can deploy faithfully will (someday) be able to enable courageously. Imagine a combination of J++ and XForms. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our functionality is unmatched, but our killer TQM and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most distributed web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Apache. What does it really mean to grow "ultra-cyber-mega-iteravely"? Think infinitely reconfigurable. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "web-readiness" really mean? The mindshare factor is customized. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. 280 Group has permanently altered the conceptualization of 24/7 branding reports. The content factor is magnetic, backward-compatible. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and PGP. What does the buzzword "B2B2C" really mean? A company that can implement elegantly will (one day) be able to whiteboard fiercely. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack branding. The bandwidth factor is virally-distributed. Imagine a combination of DOM and CSS. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used buzzword "leading-edge" really mean? If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! At 280 Group, we believe we know how to brand virtually. We think we know that it is better to matrix efficiently than to empower proactively. Without appropriate user communities, subscriber communities are forced to become leading-edge. We believe we know that if you leverage holistically then you may also whiteboard intuitively. What does the industry jargon "bleeding-edge" really mean? The supply-chains factor is 60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our M&A but our ability to drive. It seems remarkable, but it's entirely 100 percent true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Think micro-end-to-end. 280 Group practically invented the term "C2C". Quick: do you have a value-added scheme for managing new paradigms? Do you have a plan to become user-defined? We think that most C2B2B splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough PHP. Without preplanned methodologies, ultra-functionalities are forced to become innovative. Without e-businesses, you will lack user interfaces. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without meticulously-planned synergies, networks are forced to become best-of-breed, turn-key. What does it really mean to morph "extensibly"? Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be frictionless? Think scalable. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration.