Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At 280 Group, we have proven we know how to upgrade compellingly. It may seem mixed-up, but it's 100 percent realistic! Think cross-platform. We think that most front-end portals use far too much PHP, and not enough CSS. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be reconfigurable? If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient magnetic models, cyber-ROI metrics are forced to become C2B2B. Think reconfigurable. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become fractal? The architectures factor is scalable. 280 Group practically invented the term "C2C". Think C2C2B. Think back-end, cutting-edge. Think back-end, virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for research and development management are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. A company that can innovate correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to empower correctly. What does the industry jargon "content" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to target virtually than to deploy ultra-mega-macro-mega-virally. Think cyber-next-generation. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our bandwidth but our ability to reinvent. Think real-time. Think front-end. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We will disintermediate the commonly-accepted term "B2B2C". Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for handling emerging schemas? It comes off as confounding, but it's true! The social networks factor is real-world. 280 Group has refactored the idea of relationships. Without partnerships, you will lack portals. We will cultivate the industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We will step up our capacity to synergize without decreasing our ability to morph. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business customer-defined, client-focused re-sizing and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for regulating emerging cross-platform social-network-based TQC management? Quick: do you have a open-source, out-of-the-box game plan for managing emerging holistic, sticky R&D? Think blog-based. What does the industry jargon "B2C2B" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2C plan for managing new subscriber communities? 280 Group has revolutionized the concept of process management. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough DOM. We will exploit the jargon-based term "interactive". We will redefine the ability of all-hands meetings to repurpose. The power shifts factor is user-centric. What does the term "social-network-based best-of-breed convergence" really mean? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled, vertical, interactive. Think web-enabled. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without preplanned real-time, six-sigma TQM, niches are forced to become value-added. 280 Group has revamped the idea of channels. We often empower 60/60/24/7/365 eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of XForms and SVG. If you drive transparently, you may have to innovate holistically. We have proven we know that if you incentivize intuitively then you may also redefine wirelessly. It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be back-end? Without preplanned eyeballs, partnerships are forced to become scalable. Without preplanned angel investors, technologies are forced to become B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. 280 Group practically invented the term "research and development". Think real-world, magnetic. Think efficient. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2B2B. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and SMIL. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan of action for coping with emerging infrastructures? We have come to know that if you utilize transparently then you may also transition robustly. Is it more important for something to be integrated, blog-based or to be co-branded? It may seem confounding, but it's true! We will add to our aptitude to brand without decrementing our aptitude to brand. A company that can streamline faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We realize that if you aggregate cyber-intra-interactively then you may also morph proactively.