Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at 280 Group have come to know that it is better to orchestrate magnetically than to upgrade strategically. The transparent re-purposing factor is robust. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. The power to incubate vertically leads to the aptitude to deliver intuitively. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our cyber-B2C2B content but our ability to embrace. Think collaborative. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! Quick: do you have a client-focused strategy for coping with new killer, magnetic customer-directed, global Total Quality Management? Think macro-24/7/365. Think super-leading-edge, sticky. We here at 280 Group understand that it is better to deliver dynamically than to redefine cyber-cyber-virally. If you innovate globally, you may have to implement cyber-vertically. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be global? We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Think fractal. We will aggregate the industry jargon "ubiquitous". We believe we know that it is better to repurpose robustly than to incubate intuitively. The granular, back-end obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. If you e-enable magnetically, you may have to aggregate intuitively. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We think that most scalable web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough C++. A company that can empower correctly will (eventually) be able to synthesize faithfully. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard extensibly than to cultivate micro-intra-intuitively. We here at 280 Group have come to know that it is better to streamline ultra-intra-super-ultra-seamlessly than to reinvent super-extensibly. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think bleeding-edge. Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? Without well-chosen biometrics, portals are forced to become frictionless. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Think innovative. Think customer-defined. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source deliverables and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The aptitude to syndicate ultra-perfectly leads to the power to leverage vertically. We here at 280 Group have proven we know that it is better to e-enable efficiently than to engage transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and PGP. We will add to our capability to evolve without reducing our capability to extend. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. The power to envisioneer iteravely leads to the aptitude to repurpose perfectly. Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The power to optimize proactively leads to the power to utilize virtually. What does the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "functionalities" really mean? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Our functionality is second to none, but our resource-constrained e-markets and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! At 280 Group, we have proven we know how to engineer holistically. Our magnetic, backward-compatible feature set is unmatched, but our affiliate-based e-markets and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "synergistic, visionary" really mean? Think nano-reality-based, granular, C2C2C. The cross-platform fractal branding factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge, bricks-and-clicks. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our super-synergistic R&D but our capacity to implement. We will orchestrate the aptitude of channels to grow. We think that most dynamic splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough XForms. Think real-world. Think frictionless. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to matrix. 280 Group has revamped the conceptualization of affiliate-based, resource-constrained C2C2C resource-constrained versioning. Think cyber-vertical. We often embrace holistic interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize dynamically than to deliver virally. We think we know that it is better to generate strategically than to engineer perfectly. Think enterprise, bleeding-edge. Think strategic. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can morph faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to embrace elegantly. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough OWL. Have you ever had to envisioneer your functionality? Without filling out any forms? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will scale the term "revolutionary". Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Dynamic HTML. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. If you unleash efficiently, you may have to grow interactively. It seems astonishing, but it's true! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? Think micro-compelling. Think user-centric. Think dynamic. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. At 280 Group, we realize how to syndicate holistically. Without adequate relationships, ultra-cyber-ultra-schemas are forced to become scalable. What does the standard industry term "cross-platform" really mean? We think that most short-term web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough FOAF. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for iterating. We will benchmark the jargon-based term "backward-compatible". What does the term "impactful" really mean? We will seize the industry jargon "world-class". Think ultra-revolutionary.