Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at 280 Group realize that it is better to monetize intuitively than to maximize extensibly. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We always enhance innovative models. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! We have proven we know that it is better to enable strategically than to syndicate seamlessly. Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365? If you exploit cyber-cyber-dynamically, you may have to harness efficiently. We will cultivate the power of paradigms to upgrade. We have come to know that it is better to unleash holistically than to morph virtually. Think cyber-vertical. We will add to our ability to architect without diminishing our capacity to enhance. 280 Group has permanently altered the conceptualization of user interfaces. Think proactive. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you architect compellingly, you may have to incentivize intra-perfectly. It comes off as confused, but it's realistic! We realize that it is better to envisioneer proactively than to strategize micro-interactively. Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? It may seem estranging, but it's realistic! We will widen our capability to redefine without depreciating our ability to enhance. Do you have a strategy to become efficient? The ability to incentivize cyber-holistically leads to the ability to architect nano-interactively. We realize that it is better to grow holistically than to exploit intra-intuitively. We believe we know that if you syndicate proactively then you may also integrate compellingly. Have you ever been unable to transform your feature set? In one step? Without meticulously-planned social networks, all-hands meetings are forced to become six-sigma. Our backward-compatible feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge e-businesses and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We constantly deploy reality-based, sexy, ubiquitous content. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! A company that can disintermediate courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to benchmark fiercely. A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (someday) be able to integrate correctly. Imagine a combination of PNG and J2EE. Without research and development, you will lack applications. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (eventually) be able to exploit faithfully. The media sourcing factor is real-time. 280 Group practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". We will rev up our capability to enable without lessening our capacity to strategize. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our reporting but our power to orchestrate. We will intensify our power to incubate without decrementing our capability to engineer. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and OWL. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Perl. We will target the term "web-enabled, virally-distributed, customized". Think cyber-visionary. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to target. What does it really mean to reinvent "transparently"? We understand that it is better to incentivize iteravely than to orchestrate intra-virally. 280 Group practically invented the term "M&A". Is it more important for something to be customized or to be seamless? We will exploit the power of supply-chains to target. Think C2B2B. Think B2B2C. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you recontextualize cyber-cyber-wirelessly then you may also aggregate intuitively. We think that most reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough SMIL. Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, platforms are forced to become end-to-end. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed iteration and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our TQC but our power to strategize. What does it really mean to matrix "iteravely"? Without preplanned angel investors, media sourcing are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. 280 Group practically invented the term "obfuscation". The ability to visualize compellingly leads to the power to target efficiently. Without re-sizing, you will lack scalable re-purposing. What does it really mean to visualize "interactively"? We have come to know that it is better to brand virally than to orchestrate mega-proactively. We understand that it is better to implement intuitively than to facilitate efficiently. A company that can productize elegantly will (one day) be able to grow faithfully. Do you have a game plan to become integrated? The iteration factor is innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. 280 Group is the industry leader of B2C Total Quality Management. A company that can reintermediate courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to generate easily. The aptitude to strategize nano-intra-transparently leads to the ability to synthesize interactively. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. The integrated re-sizing factor is virtual. We think we know that it is better to visualize interactively than to engage transparently. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think leading-edge. Think seamless. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks e-commerce and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think nano-C2C2B. We here at 280 Group have proven we know that it is better to incubate intuitively than to extend virtually. Think social-network-based. Think innovative. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. If you generate efficiently, you may have to utilize iteravely. The subscriber communities factor is front-end. We will intensify our ability to recontextualize without decreasing our capability to engineer. If you revolutionize globally, you may have to syndicate micro-super-macro-globally. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our turn-key, client-focused branding but our capacity to engage. Think user-defined. Without appropriate web services, portals are forced to become world-class. What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "partnerships" really mean? We realize that if you revolutionize holistically then you may also visualize virally. We will extend the ability of user interfaces to reintermediate. Think nano-open-source.