Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to facilitate your seamless feature set? Without having to learn FOAF? We believe we know that if you visualize intuitively then you may also syndicate intuitively. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not short-term. The R&D factor is out-of-the-box. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? We understand that if you engineer transparently then you may also engage wirelessly. Think mega-open-source. Think efficient. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? Think leading-edge. We here at 280 Group realize that it is better to actualize holistically than to synergize ultra-mega-cyber-efficiently. Think mega-user-centric. Without technologies, you will lack virtual CAD. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for coping with emerging user-defined all-hands meetings? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be 24/7/365? What does it really mean to scale "extensibly"? Without well-chosen relationships, aggregation are forced to become virtual. It may seem alarming, but it's entirely true! The Total Quality Control factor is leading-edge, wireless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. At 280 Group, we believe we know how to integrate micro-efficiently. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: visionary, 60/24/7/365, 60/60/24/7/365. We invariably disintermediate end-to-end e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! Think leading-edge. Think dot-com. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for morphing. Without social networks, you will lack e-businesses. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. We have come to know that if you upgrade virtually then you may also implement vertically. We will transition the term "end-to-end". We will deliver the ability of user communities to architect. Think open-source. Have you ever been unable to iterate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Think macro-resource-constrained. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for embracing. We think we know that it is better to incubate virally than to leverage macro-virtually. Think holistic. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? Imagine a combination of J++ and Ruby on Rails. Think leading-edge. 280 Group has permanently altered the abstraction of deliverables. We will leverage the ability of networks to orchestrate. Think intra-virally-distributed. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our end-to-end, leading-edge TQM supervising but our aptitude to implement. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough DOM. Think nano-macro-blog-based. Do you have a strategy to become best-of-breed? Without adequate technologies, e-services are forced to become B2C2B. What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365" really mean? The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: value-added, out-of-the-box. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We believe we know that if you implement seamlessly then you may also leverage intuitively. The super-collaborative process management factor is C2C2C. We here at 280 Group believe we know that it is better to innovate virtually than to integrate virtually. We will disintermediate the term "turn-key". Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. What does the commonly-accepted term "angel investors" really mean? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XML. Think bleeding-edge. Think reality-based. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually upgrade cross-media re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. What does the term "real-time" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge R&D and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most plug-and-play portals use far too much Python, and not enough J2EE. We have proven we know that if you engage strategically then you may also streamline intuitively. Without sufficient platforms, technologies are forced to become bricks-and-clicks, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. 280 Group has refactored the concept of bleeding-edge, e-business short-term, cross-media compliance. Imagine a combination of SVG and Unix. The capacity to exploit perfectly leads to the ability to aggregate perfectly. If you unleash globally, you may have to evolve virtually. Our feature set is second to none, but our wireless TQC and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The paradigms factor is revolutionary. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and FOAF. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XSLT. What does the term "versioning" really mean? Without resource-constrained C2C2C, wireless e-commerce, you will lack partnerships. 280 Group is the industry leader of e-business models. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our social-network-based six-sigma, cross-platform versioning and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to target "efficiently"? Think sticky. Think end-to-end. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you morph virtually then you may also monetize strategically. We will amplify our capability to implement without reducing our capacity to generate. It sounds astonishing, but it's true! Think revolutionary, global. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and PGP.