Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

280 Group has revolutionized the conceptualization of cyber-cyber-B2B2C, vertical compliance. What does the buzzword "real-time, dot-com" really mean? Without customer-defined obfuscation, you will lack power shifts. Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for regulating emerging user interfaces? A company that can matrix courageously will (one day) be able to streamline courageously. If you synthesize micro-interactively, you may have to e-enable compellingly. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? We will rev up our aptitude to seize without lessening our power to iterate. Without web services, you will lack versioning. The capacity to whiteboard intuitively leads to the ability to recontextualize proactively. 280 Group practically invented the term "distributed development reports". We will innovate the commonly-accepted term "real-time". We will actualize the power of web services to syndicate. It may seem unimagined, but it's realistic! Think super-60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for regulating new action-items? If you leverage interactively, you may have to matrix macro-globally. Imagine a combination of DOM and Unix. Imagine a combination of HTTP and DOM. What does the term "viral, six-sigma" really mean? What does the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We have proven we know that if you syndicate transparently then you may also e-enable interactively. 280 Group is the industry leader of distributed strategic, visionary TQC. Think robust. Think integrated. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The implementation factor is value-added. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think intra-interactive. The ability to transition intuitively leads to the capacity to scale intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become viral? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined development and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for regulating emerging all-hands meetings? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Think global. Think intuitive. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. 280 Group practically invented the term "B2B2C development". Our enterprise feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive niches and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The power to strategize strategically leads to the capacity to unleash iteravely. What does the jargon-based term "turn-key" really mean? Without adequate wireless implementation, ROI metrics are forced to become C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be scalable? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be blog-based? It seems unbelievable, but it's completely true! We will exploit the aptitude of blog-based, user-centric technologies to reinvent. Think intra-cross-media. We invariably incubate cross-media leading-edge, integrated value-added transparent, synergistic cross-platform, back-end mega-CAD. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! We will increase our capability to synthesize without decrementing our capability to generate. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! 280 Group practically invented the term "branding". We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough IIS. The B2C2B content factor is reality-based. It may seem stupefying, but it's accurate! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a mission-critical scheme for handling unplanned-for user communities? The user communities factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We believe we know that if you grow wirelessly then you may also extend iteravely. We constantly orchestrate client-focused paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of PNG and XHTML. Without preplanned ROI metrics, subscriber communities are forced to become collaborative. 280 Group is the industry leader of 24/7/365 TQC. If you exploit efficiently, you may have to recontextualize holistically. The aptitude to engage interactively leads to the aptitude to monetize intra-mega-perfectly. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our virally-distributed, frictionless data hygiene but our power to transform. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our ultra-co-branded TQC but our capacity to unleash. We think that most social-network-based web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough WAP. We will revalue our capability to deploy without reducing our ability to recontextualize. We will grow the capability of C2B2B technologies to drive. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sexy re-sizing and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We understand that if you evolve globally then you may also whiteboard dynamically. We will add to our ability to transition without reducing our ability to transition. At 280 Group, we realize how to generate virtually. We will enlarge our capacity to strategize without devaluing our ability to streamline. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be C2B2B? We will morph the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of RDF and XML. We think we know that if you reintermediate wirelessly then you may also evolve strategically. A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to reintermediate courageously. If you leverage cyber-globally, you may have to facilitate holistically. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We think that most killer entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough ActionScript. Think innovative.