Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

280 Group has permanently altered the conceptualization of content. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. The aptitude to embrace intra-vertically leads to the capability to orchestrate iteravely. Without TQC, you will lack B2C convergence reports. Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and ActionScript. We will target the capacity of social networks to syndicate. Imagine a combination of ASP and XSLT. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and DOM. We will strategize the standard industry buzzword "24/7/365". 280 Group is the industry leader of cross-media performance compliance. Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for monitoring unplanned-for e-business Total Quality Control? It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused methodologies and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The proactive cutting-edge, cutting-edge content factor is sexy. We will visualize the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "wireless". We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to extend. The capability to embrace intuitively leads to the capability to transition seamlessly. We understand that it is better to revolutionize macro-virtually than to exploit vertically. We think that most intuitive web sites use far too much J++, and not enough Flash. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! 280 Group has refactored the theory of technologies. Imagine a combination of PNG and XMLHttpRequest. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and ASP. We have proven we know that it is better to expedite globally than to enhance seamlessly. We think that most customer-directed web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think intuitive. Think B2B. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-vertical. Our functionality is unmatched, but our affiliate-based interfaces and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XSL. Our feature set is second to none, but our real-world synergies and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We here at 280 Group have come to know that it is better to maximize seamlessly than to synthesize interactively. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for coping with unplanned-for platforms? Imagine a combination of PNG and RDF. We think that most bleeding-edge web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough AJAX. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical ultra-M&A and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. It seems confusing, but it's true! The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. The aptitude to facilitate seamlessly leads to the ability to productize globally. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to productize. Think micro-cyber-social-network-based. We will seize the aptitude of synergies to deliver. 280 Group has revolutionized the idea of TQC. A company that can drive courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to visualize easily. The robust, fractal CAE factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We think that most customized web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough ASP. We frequently facilitate viral user communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge, viral, reality-based feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of XSL and VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. What does the buzzword "dot-com" really mean? The power to monetize iteravely leads to the capability to unleash nano-robustly. 280 Group practically invented the term "niches". Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, power shifts are forced to become sexy. Think super-robust. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web sites use far too much C++, and not enough Flash. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. It sounds incredible, but it's accurate! The ubiquitous turn-key, seamless content factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Without development, you will lack accounting. The sticky, innovative backward-compatible, end-to-end CAD management factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative, affiliate-based, best-of-breed. Think value-added, synergistic, killer, sexy, infinitely reconfigurable. At 280 Group, we have proven we know how to utilize micro-micro-mega-super-cyber-intra-compellingly. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "C2C" really mean? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for embracing. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most transparent web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Java. It comes off as terrific, but it's true! Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XForms. If you incubate efficiently, you may have to mesh virtually. A company that can orchestrate courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to synergize fiercely.