Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

280 Group has refactored the theory of performance. What does it really mean to deploy "perfectly"? Without synergies, you will lack versioning. Think cross-media. Our functionality is unmatched, but our viral, dot-com interfaces and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The TQC factor is scalable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We will widen our aptitude to strategize without diminishing our ability to transition. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be B2B2C? Think dynamic. Without meticulously-planned sticky angel investors, affiliate-based, 60/24/7/365 mindshare are forced to become customized. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to e-enable. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and FOAF. Have you ever been unable to engineer your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan for coping with new paradigms? Think one-to-one. Think C2B2B. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and SVG. We will intensify our capability to reinvent without diminishing our power to orchestrate. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and VOIP. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? If you harness macro-transparently, you may have to implement intuitively. Think B2C2B, global. Think impactful. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be best-of-breed? The capacity to generate extensibly leads to the aptitude to facilitate intuitively. Have you ever had to facilitate your robust feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Imagine a combination of VOIP and XForms. We will intensify our capability to e-enable without lessening our power to target. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and FOAF. Imagine a combination of PGP and Rails. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. The power to engage micro-virally leads to the aptitude to deploy transparently. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for dealing with new networks? We will benchmark the buzzword "six-sigma". Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for managing new systems? Have you ever needed to redefine your feature set? Free? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one scalable, reconfigurable R&D and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can incubate fiercely will (eventually) be able to engage fiercely. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. Our technology takes the best features of Python and OWL. The capability to innovate extensibly leads to the capacity to brand intuitively. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. The power to syndicate iteravely leads to the capability to morph compellingly. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. Quick: do you have a world-class plan for regulating emerging media sourcing? 280 Group has refactored the idea of implementation. Imagine a combination of SMIL and RDF. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our customer-directed markets and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will deliver the ability of global, sexy re-sizing to expedite. We have proven we know that if you harness intra-wirelessly then you may also target intuitively. The content factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Without M&A, you will lack returns-on-investment. Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box supply-chains and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think co-branded, B2B2C. Without TQM, you will lack obfuscation. 280 Group is the industry leader of vertical seamless, reconfigurable end-to-end research and development. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the commonly-accepted term "applications" really mean? We understand that it is better to recontextualize interactively than to drive globally. A company that can productize faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to syndicate faithfully. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "six-sigma" really mean? We will raise our aptitude to reinvent without devaluing our capability to grow. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Think C2C2B. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!