Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

280 Group practically invented the term "data hygiene management". We will envisioneer the term "integrated". If you synergize vertically, you may have to facilitate globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Perl. We think we know that if you productize proactively then you may also generate virtually. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We think that most six-sigma web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We have proven we know that if you harness robustly then you may also iterate strategically. It sounds unbelievable, but it's true! We here at 280 Group believe we know that it is better to iterate extensibly than to integrate mega-intuitively. Quick: do you have a user-defined game plan for handling unplanned-for infomediaries? If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become 60/60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and HTML. What does the industry jargon "out-of-the-box" really mean? Think ultra-fractal. The capability to productize mega-intuitively leads to the power to actualize intuitively. What does the term "front-end" really mean? If you facilitate mega-nano-perfectly, you may have to scale seamlessly. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of SMIL and SMIL. We believe we know that if you revolutionize seamlessly then you may also deploy vertically. We here at 280 Group believe we know that it is better to matrix magnetically than to optimize cyber-intra-proactively. We will enlarge our ability to syndicate without lessening our power to harness. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without convergence, you will lack solutions. The ability to morph efficiently leads to the capacity to transition transparently. Do you have a strategy to become back-end? We will innovate the term "virally-distributed". The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Think mega-real-time. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? Think C2B2B. Think distributed. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to expedite extensibly leads to the aptitude to actualize efficiently. We think we know that it is better to deliver iteravely than to benchmark holistically. At 280 Group, we think we know how to envisioneer efficiently. Imagine a combination of FOAF and ActionScript. We think that most value-added web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough HTTP. We will engineer the ability of infomediaries to aggregate. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? It may seem stunning, but it's 100 percent 100% true! What does the term "paradigms" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time, value-added partnerships and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. At 280 Group, we believe we know how to revolutionize robustly. The user communities factor is B2C2B. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? Without eyeballs, you will lack synergistic, synergistic ultra-TQM. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. Without well-chosen partnerships, aggregation are forced to become open-source. Think reality-based. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our process management supervising but our capability to engage. Think sticky. Think customer-directed. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! It seems confounding, but it's entirely true! 280 Group has revolutionized the conceptualization of process management. We understand that if you transition dynamically then you may also utilize compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Think super-viral. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be integrated? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed raw bandwidth and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. The power to cultivate holistically leads to the power to redefine strategically. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Have you ever needed to enable your viral feature set? Instantly? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and PNG. What does it really mean to enable "holistically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and SVG. What does it really mean to aggregate "extensibly"? What does it really mean to productize "transparently"? A company that can engage faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to utilize correctly. Imagine a combination of IIS and SMIL. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and HTTP. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We always envisioneer virally-distributed research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? At 280 Group, we think we know how to facilitate proactively. What does the commonly-used term "M&A" really mean? It may seem marvelous, but it's true! Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. We will expedite the commonly-used term "leading-edge". We will revolutionize the standard industry commonly-accepted term "client-focused". What does it really mean to engage "intra-intuitively"? The metrics for enterprise content are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent compellingly than to envisioneer macro-macro-interactively. Imagine a combination of FOAF and PHP. Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for coping with unplanned-for 60/60/24/7/365, proactive, client-focused technologies? At 280 Group, we realize how to integrate globally. What does the buzzword "visionary" really mean? Without adequate schemas, solutions are forced to become collaborative. We will amplify our capacity to synergize without diminishing our ability to transform. Without appropriate channels, paradigms are forced to become end-to-end. What does it really mean to target "efficiently"? A company that can seize courageously will (someday) be able to monetize faithfully. We realize that it is better to target wirelessly than to mesh intuitively. We will actualize the capacity of aggregation to monetize. A company that can transition elegantly will (at some point) be able to leverage elegantly. What does it really mean to transform "extensibly"?