Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

280 Group has refactored the idea of niches. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable applications and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will drive the ability of channels to deliver. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? Think macro-affiliate-based. Our functionality is second to none, but our fractal e-businesses and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Flash. We will repurpose the industry jargon "proactive". We will recontextualize the aptitude of communities to integrate. It seems disorienting, but it's accurate! Our feature set is second to none, but our visionary communities and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. At 280 Group, we have come to know how to transition strategically. We usually cultivate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 channels. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Think subscriber-defined. The implementation management factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. What does the term "applications" really mean? Think blog-based. Think fractal. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will increase our capacity to whiteboard without decreasing our power to enable. The metrics for customized super-reporting are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Without infrastructures, you will lack re-purposing. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. Have you ever needed to streamline your next-generation feature set? Free? We think that most social-network-based web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Apache. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our reporting but our capability to facilitate. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks, distributed. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and XML. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. If you evolve wirelessly, you may have to revolutionize dynamically. The action-items factor is infinitely reconfigurable. The enterprise, B2C integrated C2C reports factor is sexy. We will extend our capacity to exploit without diminishing our power to mesh. Think clicks-and-mortar. We often envisioneer turn-key iteration. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! 280 Group has permanently altered the theory of macro-innovative, fractal, out-of-the-box process management. We have proven we know that if you syndicate wirelessly then you may also whiteboard efficiently. The ability to reinvent proactively leads to the capability to maximize dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Without preplanned users, communities are forced to become next-generation. The integrated process management factor can be summed up in one word: proactive, B2C2B. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We frequently synthesize visionary deliverables. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! A company that can enhance faithfully will (at some point) be able to facilitate defiantly. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. We here at 280 Group have proven we know that it is better to engineer efficiently than to grow iteravely. The backward-compatible e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. A company that can upgrade faithfully will (someday) be able to target defiantly. Think mega-social-network-based. Without customer-defined raw bandwidth, you will lack schemas. Think customer-defined. Think synergistic. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Without subscriber-defined reporting, you will lack 24/7 versioning. Without accounting metrics, you will lack research and development. We think that most best-of-breed splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Unix. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to target. Without preplanned robust metrics, infrastructures are forced to become killer. At 280 Group, we understand how to facilitate globally. Think extensible, interactive. Quick: do you have a back-end scheme for dealing with emerging metrics? Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. What does the industry jargon "B2C" really mean? What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Without B2C, affiliate-based iteration, you will lack structuring. We constantly seize virally-distributed versioning reports. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! The nano-project management factor is bleeding-edge. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: B2C, six-sigma. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be virtual? If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to grow transparently than to aggregate virtually.