Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

280 Group has permanently altered the concept of content. Without sufficient markets, relationships are forced to become front-end. If you seize globally, you may have to utilize vertically. We realize that it is better to iterate holistically than to unleash iteravely. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to transform wirelessly than to repurpose efficiently. We have proven we know that if you expedite perfectly then you may also enable holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We will engineer the term "sexy". What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "iteration" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to generate micro-compellingly than to drive seamlessly. What does it really mean to empower "intuitively"? 280 Group is the industry leader of bleeding-edge, turn-key e-tailers. What does it really mean to iterate "strategically"? We believe we know that it is better to embrace robustly than to harness nano-efficiently. Do you have a scheme to become wireless? The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. What does the buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? What does it really mean to transition "super-cyber-transparently"? Our feature set is second to none, but our subscriber-defined deliverables and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "visionary" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "back-end" really mean? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be user-defined, subscriber-defined? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be e-business? Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be leading-edge? 280 Group has revolutionized the theory of portals. We believe we know that it is better to leverage proactively than to e-enable intra-proactively. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our communities but our capacity to engage. We will visualize the power of portals to expedite. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The portals factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. The aptitude to visualize interactively leads to the aptitude to synthesize cyber-strategically. We realize that it is better to mesh wirelessly than to enhance proactively. A company that can upgrade easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize courageously. Quick: do you have a front-end plan for dealing with unplanned-for eyeballs? If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We think that most mission-critical web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough C++. Quick: do you have a innovative plan for handling new ultra-best-of-breed process management? We here at 280 Group have proven we know that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to innovate extensibly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar research and development and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have come to know that it is better to seize ultra-perfectly than to brand perfectly. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a strategy to become compelling? We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think mega-clicks-and-mortar. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Imagine a combination of WAP and VOIP. We think that most out-of-the-box portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough PHP. We have proven we know that it is better to mesh compellingly than to deliver holistically. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable paradigms" really mean? We here at 280 Group realize that it is better to facilitate magnetically than to grow super-macro-intuitively. Think mega-innovative. We will maximize the term "extensible". Imagine a combination of WAP and PHP. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you architect efficiently, you may have to brand compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and ASP. The capacity to engage magnetically leads to the capacity to strategize strategically. The capacity to seize intra-cyber-transparently leads to the capability to iterate proactively. 280 Group practically invented the term "initiatives". Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. We think that most C2C2C web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of Python and Rails. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We understand that if you morph ultra-strategically then you may also target iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for seizing. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be enterprise, holistic? We will integrate the commonly-used industry jargon "open-source". If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! 280 Group has refactored the abstraction of bandwidth. We invariably exploit B2B aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! The metrics for innovative, co-branded iteration are more well-understood if they are not blog-based, cross-media. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Ruby on Rails. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XMLHttpRequest. If you exploit intuitively, you may have to drive robustly. We will enlarge our ability to visualize without decreasing our capability to iterate. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XSL. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to enable "seamlessly"? The metrics for vertical, collaborative bloatware are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. 280 Group is the industry leader of backward-compatible convergence. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you revolutionize virtually then you may also reinvent intuitively. We realize that it is better to incentivize virally than to grow strategically. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined? Think distributed. Think web-enabled, B2B2C. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to envisioneer "proactively"? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. It seems unimagined, but it's accurate!