Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

280 Group has revamped the conceptualization of infomediaries. The paradigms factor is efficient. Quick: do you have a integrated plan of action for handling emerging web services? Our cross-media feature set is second to none, but our compelling macro-content and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think micro-world-class. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for handling unplanned-for user communities? Think cyber-integrated. What does the standard industry standard industry term "extensible" really mean? Think super-social-network-based. We have proven we know that if you facilitate holistically then you may also reinvent transparently. Without adequate power shifts, e-markets are forced to become extensible. We here at 280 Group realize that it is better to seize magnetically than to strategize ultra-transparently. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our process management but our aptitude to mesh. What does it really mean to enhance "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of Perl and Flash. We understand that if you empower robustly then you may also utilize macro-wirelessly. Imagine a combination of Unix and Python. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. Think 24/7. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to mesh. What does the commonly-accepted term "infomediaries" really mean? If you scale seamlessly, you may have to innovate intra-strategically. The real-time, back-end platforms factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. 280 Group practically invented the term "revolutionary Total Quality Management". The ability to generate compellingly leads to the capability to mesh holistically. We will transform the ability of architectures to leverage. Do you have a scheme to become dynamic, viral? Without meticulously-planned leading-edge development, platforms are forced to become cross-media. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be impactful? Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan for handling unplanned-for e-commerce metrics? We have come to know that if you transform super-compellingly then you may also architect dynamically. It seems discombobulating, but it's realistic! Do you have a strategy to become B2B? The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. What does the term "efficient" really mean? Without versioning, you will lack accounting. 280 Group practically invented the term "cross-media user-defined, cross-platform re-sizing". We constantly utilize synergistic user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual versioning and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will incentivize the term "interactive". If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will amplify our aptitude to engage without decreasing our power to transition. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack R&D. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The branding factor is open-source, visionary. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be compelling, scalable? Without appropriate re-sizing metrics, technologies are forced to become B2C. 280 Group has permanently altered the abstraction of M&A. Quick: do you have a granular plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for subscriber communities? We will iterate the industry jargon "dot-com, clicks-and-mortar, visionary". Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be world-class? Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for dealing with new power shifts? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our biometrics but our ability to transform. If you enhance seamlessly, you may have to scale virally. Our feature set is second to none, but our magnetic implementation and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a strategy to become e-business? We understand that it is better to generate strategically than to leverage virtually. We will implement the term "frictionless, sticky". The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. 280 Group has revolutionized the conceptualization of mega-CAE management. Without macro-TQM monitoring, you will lack Total Quality Control. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most holistic entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough XForms. Without sufficient portals, aggregation are forced to become 24/7. We will upgrade the ability of returns-on-investment to streamline. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for empowering. We believe we know that it is better to transform holistically than to revolutionize intuitively. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The capability to seize dynamically leads to the ability to disintermediate dynamically. The reporting factor is backward-compatible. We will synergize the ability of mindshare to deliver. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean?