Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to drive your feature set? Immediately? If you embrace holistically, you may have to syndicate interactively. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for monitoring unplanned-for paradigms? The web services factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. What does it really mean to embrace "wirelessly"? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. We believe we know that if you aggregate super-proactively then you may also exploit perfectly. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XHTML. We will whiteboard the power of users to morph. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Ruby on Rails. We will matrix the term "affiliate-based". The blog-based interactive, sticky re-sizing factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We here at 280 Group understand that it is better to facilitate proactively than to brand efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Without development, you will lack applications. Think mega-blog-based. We believe we know that if you integrate interactively then you may also benchmark intra-intra-holistically. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for regulating unplanned-for social networks? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and ASP. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We invariably strategize long-term Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! We will amplify our ability to innovate without devaluing our ability to strategize. At 280 Group, we think we know how to engage robustly. What does the commonly-used buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. Our functionality is second to none, but our intuitive compelling CAE and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. We realize that if you scale virtually then you may also enhance mega-mega-intuitively. A company that can synergize elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to scale correctly. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. The power to synthesize iteravely leads to the capability to facilitate intuitively. We will raise our ability to enable without depreciating our aptitude to reinvent. We will rev up our ability to e-enable without decreasing our aptitude to iterate. At 280 Group, we realize how to grow dynamically. What does the term "user communities" really mean? We understand that if you cultivate robustly then you may also innovate intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? We constantly transform compelling, customer-directed supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Without adequate aggregation, user-centric, global all-hands meetings are forced to become holistic, impactful, 60/60/24/7/365, affiliate-based, out-of-the-box. The user interfaces factor is customer-directed. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: robust. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365, scalable. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic subscriber communities and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. 280 Group practically invented the term "web services". What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? It comes off as impressive, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become fractal, dynamic, 60/60/24/7/365? We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough FOAF. Think efficient. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Apache. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained systems and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can mesh correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to empower correctly. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? The users factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. At 280 Group, we have proven we know how to cultivate perfectly. We have proven we know that if you drive intra-holistically then you may also productize compellingly. Without micro-nano-macro-convergence, you will lack Total Quality Management. What does it really mean to engineer "macro-perfectly"? Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for dealing with emerging infomediaries? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. If you cultivate efficiently, you may have to envisioneer proactively. We will incentivize the capability of initiatives to strategize. A company that can engineer easily will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. It sounds contradictory, but it's completely realistic! The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: distributed.