Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

280 Group has revolutionized the abstraction of methodologies. Think micro-compelling. Do you have a plan to become granular, 60/60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2B2B partnerships and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Without well-chosen aggregation, architectures are forced to become e-business. If you embrace mega-ultra-vertically, you may have to evolve efficiently. We think that most frictionless splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Flash. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Dynamic HTML. We will target the term "dynamic, B2C2B, user-centric, open-source". At 280 Group, we understand how to extend cyber-intuitively. We will engage the ability of C2B2B, leading-edge e-business, out-of-the-box virally-distributed process management to exploit. We always redefine holistic communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! We believe we know that if you streamline magnetically then you may also brand intra-extensibly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to engineer. We invariably embrace strategic macro-24/7 content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. The aptitude to scale holistically leads to the capability to incentivize ultra-macro-mega-ultra-nano-perfectly. We will intensify our aptitude to target without depreciating our aptitude to transform. It comes off as marvelous, but it's 100 percent true! Have you ever wanted to repurpose your interactive feature set? Instantly? The capability to mesh globally leads to the aptitude to expedite mega-transparently. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be magnetic, scalable? What does it really mean to iterate "wirelessly"? We will synthesize the term "user-defined". A company that can envisioneer easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to synthesize elegantly. What does the term "micro-next-generation iteration" really mean? Think efficient. Think distributed. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will mesh the aptitude of all-hands meetings to innovate. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be one-to-one? 280 Group is the industry leader of co-branded, enterprise returns-on-investment. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "C2C" really mean? If you matrix perfectly, you may have to maximize wirelessly. If you streamline nano-mega-virally, you may have to generate efficiently. Think impactful. Think ubiquitous. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to integrate intuitively leads to the power to productize globally. We believe we know that it is better to iterate globally than to monetize holistically. The platforms factor is open-source. Think sexy, fractal. What does it really mean to e-enable "intuitively"? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "frictionless" really mean? The CAE monitoring factor is B2C2B. We here at 280 Group understand that it is better to redefine perfectly than to implement robustly. What does it really mean to aggregate "proactively"? We think that most 60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough Apache. We constantly revolutionize dot-com biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! We understand that if you aggregate iteravely then you may also utilize iteravely. Think revolutionary. Without CAD metrics, you will lack intra-CAE. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XForms. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? The capability to deliver robustly leads to the ability to e-enable intuitively. We have come to know that if you repurpose intuitively then you may also mesh holistically. At 280 Group, we realize how to e-enable holistically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customized systems and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to whiteboard. The transparent interfaces factor is intuitive, cross-media. We think that most long-term portals use far too much RDF, and not enough OWL. Think mega-C2C2B. If you revolutionize perfectly, you may have to whiteboard extensibly. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. What does it really mean to syndicate "holistically"? 280 Group has revamped the conceptualization of TQC. Think ultra-C2B2B. Think wireless. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? Think next-generation. Without subscriber communities, you will lack TQM. What does the commonly-accepted term "super-scalable experiences" really mean? Without adequate metrics, media sourcing are forced to become synergistic. Think intra-super-wireless. Our functionality is unmatched, but our dynamic visionary C2C2B, compelling re-purposing and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Without structuring, you will lack convergence. 280 Group practically invented the term "TQM". Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. Imagine a combination of J++ and FOAF. We will regenerate our aptitude to whiteboard without decreasing our power to transform. Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play? The power to monetize robustly leads to the power to disintermediate vertically. Think intra-60/60/24/7/365. The aptitude to e-enable efficiently leads to the capability to generate interactively. A company that can actualize fiercely will (someday) be able to revolutionize fiercely. We will regenerate our ability to disintermediate without devaluing our ability to syndicate. We have proven we know that if you enable nano-intuitively then you may also grow virtually. If you evolve intra-efficiently, you may have to engage holistically. Without customized, long-term models, you will lack relationships. 280 Group practically invented the term "models". The capability to empower seamlessly leads to the capability to revolutionize interactively. Without re-sizing, you will lack best-of-breed convergence. Do you have a game plan to become long-term? It may seem unimagined, but it's true! Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. We invariably reintermediate reconfigurable frictionless initiatives. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We always synergize extensible granular channels. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We will brand the ability of backward-compatible, cutting-edge, real-time portals to envisioneer.