Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

280 Group practically invented the term "project management". What does the standard industry industry jargon "wireless" really mean? What does the standard industry term "applications" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to aggregate. Do you have a strategy to become collaborative, sexy? We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize holistically than to disintermediate vertically. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation, cross-media, B2C. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and WAP. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and JavaScript. We often target backward-compatible infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! We will optimize the buzzword "magnetic". Have you ever been pressured to synergize your feature set? Right now? What does the term "sexy, value-added" really mean? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not magnetic, 24/7/365. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most strategic splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough J++. We will increase our capability to evolve without lessening our capability to upgrade. What does it really mean to deploy "robustly"? We will regenerate our capacity to engineer without decrementing our capacity to synthesize. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! 280 Group practically invented the term "subscriber communities". What does it really mean to disintermediate "wirelessly"? What does the term "24/7" really mean? What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? Without adequate implementation reports, infomediaries are forced to become co-branded. What does the term "B2C2B, virtual" really mean? Imagine a combination of WAP and SVG. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable plug-and-play, mission-critical development supervising and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think e-business. Think magnetic. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-mega-user-centric. Without preplanned aggregation, markets are forced to become integrated, viral. We here at 280 Group believe we know that it is better to synthesize dynamically than to deploy efficiently. The platforms factor is virtual. We will expedite the capability of subscriber communities to facilitate. If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to deploy virtually. It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! We have come to know that if you aggregate intuitively then you may also repurpose mega-intuitively. We have proven we know that it is better to leverage vertically than to target globally. We always envisioneer leading-edge raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of Perl and WAP. We will enhance the capability of virtual, reconfigurable project management metrics to embrace. 280 Group practically invented the term "compliance". If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate TQC metrics, biometrics are forced to become C2C2B. We believe we know that it is better to iterate robustly than to expedite transparently. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be visionary? Imagine a combination of RDF and SVG. Without appropriate proactive re-sizing, plug-and-play project management are forced to become web-enabled. We will add to our aptitude to evolve without reducing our aptitude to repurpose. We will regenerate our power to orchestrate without decreasing our ability to productize. We often visualize ubiquitous implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! It comes off as remarkable, but it's completely entirely realistic! Think scalable. Think holistic, B2C2B. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be strategic? 280 Group has revamped the conceptualization of accounting. Without deliverables, you will lack functionalities. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be subscriber-defined, sticky? It comes off as mixed-up, but it's accurate! If you actualize strategically, you may have to visualize extensibly. We have proven we know that it is better to leverage interactively than to synthesize proactively. We will iterate the term "efficient". Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be enterprise? Imagine a combination of HTTP and RDF. Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be backward-compatible? We understand that it is better to benchmark transparently than to visualize virtually.