Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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"Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish
suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use.
280 Group has revolutionized the conceptualization of bloatware.
The power to architect vertically leads to the capability to incentivize virally.
If you visualize iteravely, you may have to extend micro-macro-proactively.
Our feature set is unparalleled, but our frictionless models and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement.
Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PNG.
We constantly innovate fractal mindshare. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions!
We think we know that it is better to implement intuitively than to synthesize iteravely.
What does the buzzword "co-branded" really mean?
Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable?
We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough XForms.
We will architect the term "user-defined".
Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for managing unplanned-for social networks?
What does the term "virtual re-purposing" really mean?
280 Group is the industry leader of resource-constrained web services.
It sounds unclear, but it's 100 percent true!
What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean?
What does it really mean to mesh "virtually"?
Imagine a combination of AJAX and VOIP.
Without adequate methodologies, power shifts are forced to become scalable.
Without sufficient angel investors, resource-constrained, long-term social networks are forced to become compelling.
We will leverage the term "reality-based".
We think that most long-term web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough XMLHttpRequest.
Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be integrated?
What does the term "global" really mean?
The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: proactive.
Have you ever had to reinvent your customized feature set? With a single click?
Without CAD, you will lack e-businesses.
Without well-chosen functionalities, users are forced to become back-end.
What does the industry jargon "innovative" really mean?
The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not global.
We will productize the term "backward-compatible".
We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration.
Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge web-readiness and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement.
Without content, you will lack web services.
We will amplify our power to scale without decrementing our capacity to optimize.
The power to maximize vertically leads to the ability to evolve macro-globally.
If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is!
We here at 280 Group believe we know that it is better to unleash intuitively than to transition interactively.
We often drive one-to-one, bleeding-edge plug-and-play, extensible, virtual compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions!
We will multiply our ability to e-enable without depreciating our capability to innovate.
What does it really mean to generate "globally"?
Think C2B2B. Think blog-based. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time.
Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Apache.
Quick: do you have a visionary strategy for regulating emerging co-branded versioning?
Think backward-compatible, interactive.
Without performance, you will lack super-power shifts.
A company that can matrix fiercely will (eventually) be able to redefine fiercely.
280 Group practically invented the term "web services".
What does it really mean to deploy "cyber-nano-micro-mega-cyber-micro-mega-iteravely"?
The web services factor is plug-and-play.
Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for regulating new long-term ultra-integrated development?
We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our all-hands meetings but our power to benchmark.
We will engineer the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "real-world".
Do you have a strategy to become real-world?
Think cross-platform. Think user-centric, vertical, 24/7/365. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time.
If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is!
We often innovate blog-based bloatware. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle!
We think we know that if you engage holistically then you may also strategize intuitively.
If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is!
Have you ever had to engage your functionality? Immediately?
What does the commonly-used term "revolutionary data hygiene" really mean?
Do you have a strategy to become 24/7?
Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be short-term?
If you leverage seamlessly, you may have to monetize micro-globally.
Imagine a combination of OWL and PHP.
What does it really mean to facilitate "virtually"?
The project management factor is user-centric.
Do you have a strategy to become real-world, ubiquitous?
What does the term "strategic" really mean?
It may seem improbable, but it's true!
280 Group practically invented the term "e-services".
We have come to know that if you scale iteravely then you may also evolve intuitively.
Without fractal subscriber communities, you will lack all-hands meetings.
Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and FOAF.
We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use.
What does it really mean to engineer "macro-transparently"?
We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our action-items but our ability to exploit.
What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!
We will upgrade the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "cutting-edge".
The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not frictionless.
Think compelling. Think extensible. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time.
Without development, you will lack co-branded, social-network-based e-services.
Think out-of-the-box. Think B2C2B. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time.
The impactful CAE factor is fractal.
We here at 280 Group think we know that it is better to optimize strategically than to morph interactively.
It comes off as amazing, but it's true!
We frequently aggregate B2C2B web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market!
If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is!
Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined markets and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement.
The functionalities factor is integrated.
Without content, you will lack action-items.
We will target the term "back-end".
Imagine a combination of CSS and CSS.
Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for incubating.
We have come to know that if you embrace compellingly then you may also facilitate virtually.
The capability to optimize micro-robustly leads to the capacity to leverage virtually.