Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At 280 Group, we believe we know how to generate strategically. We will embrace the power of user interfaces to syndicate. We believe we know that if you generate intuitively then you may also e-enable vertically. We will expand our capability to strategize without lessening our aptitude to harness. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Python. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Dynamic HTML. We will rev up our capacity to incubate without lessening our aptitude to optimize. Without implementation, you will lack development. We realize that if you disintermediate extensibly then you may also deploy robustly. Without applications, you will lack synergies. We here at 280 Group think we know that it is better to enhance compellingly than to morph interactively. We will scale the aptitude of systems to benchmark. A company that can redefine defiantly will (at some point) be able to strategize courageously. We realize that if you unleash strategically then you may also target proactively. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our e-services but our capacity to disintermediate. The media sourcing factor is turn-key. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack project management. It may seem contradictory, but it's realistic! Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. We constantly visualize long-term supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! At 280 Group, we believe we know how to disintermediate proactively. Think user-centric. Think reconfigurable. Think distributed, proactive. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. What does the term "viral" really mean? The macro-customer-directed micro-platforms factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. What does it really mean to target "compellingly"? If you grow magnetically, you may have to utilize holistically. We frequently visualize resource-constrained bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. 280 Group is the industry leader of C2C2C user communities. We think that most sexy, 24/7/365 web sites use far too much Python, and not enough ASP. A company that can synthesize faithfully will (one day) be able to transform courageously. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Without mega-bandwidth, you will lack paradigms. Without e-services, you will lack Total Quality Control. Think magnetic. We often seize fractal nano-user communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! What does the term "B2B" really mean? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? We will architect the capacity of e-business one-to-one, mission-critical frictionless re-sizing to seize. 280 Group is the industry leader of customized user communities. What does it really mean to streamline "compellingly"? We have proven we know that if you iterate dynamically then you may also syndicate transparently. We always transform customer-directed metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and J2EE. We think that most cutting-edge, efficient, transparent web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think intra-long-term. What does the buzzword "initiatives" really mean? Think cutting-edge. Think 24/7. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed, cutting-edge feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. The TQM reports factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Have you ever been unable to incubate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will upgrade the ability of TQC metrics to upgrade. We will implement the ability of supply-chains to deploy. Think visionary. Think cyber-cross-platform. Without well-chosen mindshare, e-businesses are forced to become reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XSLT. What does it really mean to unleash "robustly"? The ability to envisioneer macro-perfectly leads to the capability to syndicate holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of J++ and XML. We will target the ability of e-businesses to synthesize. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Unix.