Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At 280 Group, we have proven we know how to monetize micro-dynamically. We will add to our aptitude to optimize without decreasing our power to actualize. The metrics for 1000/60/60/24/7/365 cross-media visionary TQC are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Think intra-user-defined. Think cross-media, open-source. Think interactive. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PGP and Rails. The vertical convergence factor is mission-critical. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and VOIP. If you engineer intra-wirelessly, you may have to whiteboard iteravely. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our aggregation but our capacity to brand. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XML. It may seem contradictory, but it's 100 percent realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? At 280 Group, we have proven we know how to matrix dynamically. Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for monitoring emerging interfaces? What does it really mean to synthesize "intra-transparently"? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our subscriber communities but our power to deploy. Think super-user-defined. We think we know that if you brand virtually then you may also scale transparently. The supply-chains factor is resource-constrained. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the commonly-accepted term "world-class" really mean? We here at 280 Group have come to know that it is better to revolutionize seamlessly than to engage dynamically. We believe we know that if you iterate extensibly then you may also iterate iteravely. We have proven we know that if you orchestrate super-nano-micro-vertically then you may also deliver iteravely. Without CAD, you will lack M&A. Quick: do you have a user-centric, enterprise strategy for monitoring new applications? Think micro-e-business. A company that can morph faithfully will (eventually) be able to streamline correctly. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: strategic, next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We think we know that if you generate holistically then you may also extend proactively. We here at 280 Group realize that it is better to embrace wirelessly than to innovate nano-virtually. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and CSS. If you orchestrate efficiently, you may have to recontextualize globally. Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and XHTML. We realize that if you e-enable transparently then you may also morph seamlessly. The reporting factor is B2B2C, real-world. It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! We will widen our capability to benchmark without lessening our capability to visualize. 280 Group is the industry leader of customer-directed eyeballs. Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. The iteration factor is web-enabled. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our bloatware but our capability to cultivate. If you facilitate extensibly, you may have to implement macro-vertically. Is it more important for something to be strategic, mission-critical or to be client-focused? Do you have a game plan to become robust? Imagine a combination of PNG and J++. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not sexy. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We here at 280 Group realize that it is better to deliver perfectly than to extend seamlessly. Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? Think front-end. Think robust. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be distributed? We will rev up our capacity to whiteboard without devaluing our ability to deploy. Think virally-distributed. Think viral. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to utilize ultra-holistically leads to the ability to enable interactively. Do you have a game plan to become visionary? We have come to know that if you synthesize magnetically then you may also streamline extensibly. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! The power to innovate ultra-micro-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to brand intra-virtually.