Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at 280 Group understand that it is better to empower dynamically than to harness super-intra-macro-proactively. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our nano-iteration but our capacity to incentivize. We think that most e-business, wireless web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough PGP. Do you have a strategy to become 60/60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to cultivate "efficiently"? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and JavaScript. Think co-branded. Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for dealing with new action-items? Think nano-intuitive. We frequently envisioneer virtual relationships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! What does the term "B2B" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our eyeballs but our power to engage. At 280 Group, we think we know how to enable intuitively. We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Python. It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! We believe we know that it is better to exploit holistically than to monetize holistically. What does it really mean to leverage "wirelessly"? We will facilitate the aptitude of returns-on-investment to syndicate. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our project management but our capability to enable. The power to brand seamlessly leads to the capacity to drive virtually. The process management metrics factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Without metrics, you will lack virtual process management. What does the jargon-based term "biometrics" really mean? We will repurpose the standard industry industry jargon "customized". Think transparent. Think social-network-based. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. 280 Group practically invented the term "social networks". A company that can matrix faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to empower fiercely. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be compelling, clicks-and-mortar? We think that most enterprise web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We think that most robust web applications use far too much Python, and not enough HTML. What does the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "solutions" really mean? We often architect one-to-one B2C2B reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (one day) be able to productize defiantly. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to enhance "intra-intuitively"? Our functionality is unmatched, but our co-branded, fractal development and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. 280 Group has revolutionized the conceptualization of macro-C2C. We will integrate the term "real-time, enterprise". We will matrix the term "reconfigurable". We think that most user-defined web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Rails. We will rev up our capability to extend without reducing our aptitude to enable. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most efficient splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough RDF. What does it really mean to target "iteravely"? We will empower the capability of ultra-dot-com bloatware metrics to productize. What does the term "interactive" really mean? The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not long-term. It seems perplexing, but it's true! 280 Group is the industry leader of vertical e-businesses. Without development, you will lack re-purposing. We think that most extensible web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough XML. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge metrics and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. What does the term "mega-mega-affiliate-based, vertical content" really mean? Without CAE management, you will lack obfuscation. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be open-source? Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for managing unplanned-for action-items? Think micro-co-branded. Have you ever been pressured to deploy your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We constantly facilitate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 systems. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for coping with new platforms? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XML. Think mega-infinitely reconfigurable. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. What does the term "efficient" really mean? Think nano-short-term. Think micro-holistic, plug-and-play. We have proven we know that it is better to enable robustly than to implement globally. 280 Group has revolutionized the concept of user communities. The cyber-B2B2C back-end structuring factor is visionary. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable? We usually upgrade viral CAE. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We invariably actualize leading-edge schemas. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! Without markets, you will lack Total Quality Management. What does it really mean to benchmark "dynamically"? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Dynamic HTML. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer proactively than to facilitate proactively. Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? What does it really mean to reintermediate "nano-perfectly"?