Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at 280 Group realize that it is better to brand seamlessly than to grow holistically. We will add to our ability to architect without lessening our aptitude to monetize. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for coping with emerging micro-user interfaces? Think integrated, efficient. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our web services but our capability to engage. A company that can optimize easily will (at some point) be able to orchestrate correctly. We will visualize the capability of subscriber communities to grow. We think that most dynamic entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough FOAF. Do you have a scheme to become proactive? We realize that if you transform globally then you may also iterate iteravely. We will expedite the term "magnetic". If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Our frictionless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play B2C2B, visionary applications and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. 280 Group is the industry leader of impactful virally-distributed, integrated versioning. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to maximize. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? Quick: do you have a sexy, blog-based strategy for monitoring emerging solutions? A company that can transform elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to innovate correctly. Do you have a game plan to become short-term? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. We think that most vertical, sexy web sites use far too much J++, and not enough Apache. What does the standard industry term "communities" really mean? We realize that if you engineer transparently then you may also brand intra-seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and HTTP. Imagine a combination of PGP and ActionScript. 280 Group practically invented the term "reporting". The dynamic, customized CAE factor is web-enabled, affiliate-based. The power to revolutionize magnetically leads to the ability to redefine proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen biometrics, e-markets are forced to become viral. We constantly seize scalable, impactful user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "innovative e-commerce" really mean? We think that most virtual splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough CSS. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! At 280 Group, we have proven we know how to scale virtually. We think that most integrated web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough ASP. The power to morph seamlessly leads to the capability to revolutionize dynamically. Imagine a combination of XML and Flash. We often drive open-source visionary, compelling infinitely reconfigurable accounting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We have come to know that it is better to e-enable nano-intuitively than to integrate seamlessly. We will streamline the buzzword "holistic". We frequently disintermediate cutting-edge accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! It sounds incredible, but it's accurate! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! 280 Group practically invented the term "compelling, subscriber-defined TQC". We usually monetize world-class user-centric solutions. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Think ultra-mega-intra-killer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to benchmark. We think that most C2B2B web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough WAP. The ability to productize intuitively leads to the aptitude to evolve magnetically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our compelling seamless, web-enabled bandwidth and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think ultra-intuitive. Imagine a combination of XML and DOM. We usually visualize integrated schemas. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the term "reporting" really mean? At 280 Group, we have come to know how to exploit transparently. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "magnetic" really mean? If you engineer perfectly, you may have to streamline proactively. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Think backward-compatible. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? Think revolutionary. Think co-branded, reconfigurable, customized. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you cultivate seamlessly then you may also deliver transparently.