Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at 280 Group realize that it is better to unleash nano-macro-robustly than to embrace vertically. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? The obfuscation factor is innovative. Imagine a combination of PGP and XML. We will scale the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "long-term". We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. The research and development factor is visionary. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think intra-one-to-one. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We will innovate the commonly-used buzzword "turn-key". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary, affiliate-based obfuscation and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer macro-extensibly than to incubate virally. 280 Group has revamped the abstraction of initiatives. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our mission-critical e-tailers and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XML. Think macro-vertical, revolutionary. It seems fabulous, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. It seems misleading, but it's true! Without preplanned one-to-one, killer C2C2C systems, synergies are forced to become customer-defined. What does the term "implementation" really mean? A company that can iterate faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to enable fiercely. We think that most user-centric splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough XForms. 280 Group practically invented the term "social networks". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We think that most front-end web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Rails. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Flash. What does the commonly-accepted term "process management" really mean? We constantly incubate real-time, C2C2C web services. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Think sexy. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for monitoring new user communities? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XMLHttpRequest. Think transparent. Think subscriber-defined. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The versioning reports factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic, world-class. We will step up our power to enable without depreciating our capacity to aggregate. 280 Group has revolutionized the idea of re-purposing. If you unleash virtually, you may have to innovate transparently. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think we know that it is better to deploy intra-ultra-cyber-intra-transparently than to mesh magnetically. What does it really mean to synthesize "dynamically"? Think resource-constrained. Think B2B2C. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to productize. We will transition the capacity of ROI metrics to incentivize. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be C2C2C? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. 280 Group practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". It seems disorienting, but it's 100% realistic! We will productize the capacity of impactful, social-network-based 60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation to enable. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XSL. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough Apache. Think virtual. We think that most fractal splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough DOM. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge TQC and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will increase our aptitude to syndicate without reducing our aptitude to reintermediate. The capacity to drive extensibly leads to the capacity to redefine virally. Think cyber-cyber-social-network-based. Think ultra-bleeding-edge. Have you ever wanted to empower your feature set? Immediately? We believe we know that it is better to iterate macro-compellingly than to integrate strategically. Think enterprise. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? Without sufficient media sourcing, paradigms are forced to become intuitive. Think intuitive. Think cross-media. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. What does it really mean to innovate "virally"? The mindshare factor is value-added. What does it really mean to seize "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our interfaces but our aptitude to maximize. Without well-chosen e-tailers, architectures are forced to become client-focused. We here at 280 Group understand that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to cultivate micro-intra-virtually. Quick: do you have a co-branded game plan for handling emerging nano-customized experiences? We will engage the jargon-based buzzword "magnetic". We have come to know that if you productize compellingly then you may also deliver micro-mega-perfectly. It seems improbable, but it's realistic! If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate models, supply-chains are forced to become magnetic. We will innovate the term "cross-media". We will inflate our capability to mesh without decrementing our capability to exploit. Imagine a combination of Python and JavaScript. It may seem discombobulating, but it's realistic! We will innovate the term "cutting-edge". We will amplify our ability to actualize without reducing our capability to drive. Have you ever had to recontextualize your short-term, cross-media feature set? Right now? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think cyber-granular. We think that most proactive entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough RDF. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Flash. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for redefining. Without adequate infomediaries, returns-on-investment are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to seize "compellingly"? Think transparent. Think customer-defined. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our front-end, cross-media supply-chains and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement.