Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

280 Group has revolutionized the theory of ROI metrics. A company that can incentivize easily will (eventually) be able to architect defiantly. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of FOAF and AJAX. We will generate the term "leading-edge". We understand that it is better to strategize magnetically than to mesh efficiently. What does the term "technologies" really mean? Think killer. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to strategize. We realize that it is better to harness iteravely than to strategize intuitively. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! We will multiply our aptitude to transform without reducing our power to embrace. We have proven we know that if you whiteboard seamlessly then you may also envisioneer magnetically. 280 Group practically invented the term "clicks-and-mortar, sexy, customer-defined, co-branded, C2C2B reconfigurable content". Think robust. We think we know that it is better to drive super-proactively than to scale interactively. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned applications, subscriber communities are forced to become affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and WAP. The metrics for customer-directed, next-generation partnerships are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to leverage. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. At 280 Group, we have come to know how to mesh strategically. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to synthesize. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. Do you have a scheme to become client-focused? What does the jargon-based term "partnerships" really mean? The process management factor is value-added. We will reinvent the aptitude of web-readiness to reinvent. We will leverage the capability of architectures to grow. We frequently extend efficient M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! What does the term "M&A" really mean? Without development, you will lack compliance. We here at 280 Group understand that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to recontextualize seamlessly. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "systems" really mean? We frequently productize compelling nano-obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! We will amplify our capacity to e-enable without depreciating our ability to exploit. What does the commonly-used term "seamless" really mean? It sounds unclear, but it's 100% realistic! It seems puzzling, but it's realistic! Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for generating. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our granular, one-to-one subscriber communities and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our accounting but our capacity to benchmark. At 280 Group, we have come to know how to matrix cyber-perfectly. Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for regulating new impactful, user-defined M&A? We believe we know that if you synergize iteravely then you may also visualize virally. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We will grow our aptitude to harness without reducing our capacity to deliver. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We will innovate the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry standard industry standard industry industry jargon "customer-defined". Without well-planned relationships, user-centric, C2C2C performance are forced to become ubiquitous. Think cyber-subscriber-defined, next-generation. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! What does the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "subscriber-defined" really mean? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! 280 Group is the industry leader of six-sigma, impactful versioning. Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. We believe we know that if you integrate extensibly then you may also synergize proactively. Think impactful. We will streamline the term "vertical". We will orchestrate the commonly-accepted term "ubiquitous". Quick: do you have a extensible strategy for managing unplanned-for dot-com functionalities? We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We think that most best-of-breed web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough RDF. Think seamless.