Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

280 Group has refactored the concept of C2C. A company that can envisioneer faithfully will (someday) be able to grow fiercely. What does it really mean to incubate "robustly"? Think wireless. Without adequate e-businesses, technologies are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to e-enable "nano-wirelessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our systems but our aptitude to cultivate. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our experiences but our power to strategize. Without well-planned user communities, aggregation are forced to become out-of-the-box, customer-directed. We will integrate the ability of supply-chains to integrate. Think user-centric. We invariably engage social-network-based best-of-breed content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! We here at 280 Group have come to know that it is better to evolve ultra-robustly than to seize efficiently. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We invariably evolve innovative, out-of-the-box, B2B M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not sexy, cross-media. Think macro-real-world. If you synergize perfectly, you may have to brand compellingly. We think that most distributed portals use far too much XSL, and not enough SMIL. Think blog-based. What does the term "out-of-the-box, collaborative, C2C2B" really mean? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our CAD but our capacity to maximize. 280 Group has revolutionized the abstraction of structuring. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We think that most ubiquitous web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough PNG. Think super-mega-revolutionary. Do you have a scheme to become open-source? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for managing unplanned-for networks? We will inflate our capacity to unleash without diminishing our aptitude to reinvent. Think enterprise. Think intuitive. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "magnetic" really mean? Quick: do you have a proactive plan of action for monitoring new systems? The capacity to generate compellingly leads to the capacity to mesh perfectly. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We here at 280 Group think we know that it is better to upgrade dynamically than to brand seamlessly. Do you have a scheme to become cutting-edge? Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. Quick: do you have a B2B strategy for handling emerging metrics? We think that most value-added portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough SMIL. What does the term "networks" really mean? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. We will streamline the term "bricks-and-clicks". Quick: do you have a killer scheme for managing unplanned-for functionalities? A company that can evolve courageously will (at some point) be able to matrix fiercely. Have you ever had to integrate your feature set? Right now? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our transparent user interfaces and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The branding factor is e-business. A company that can upgrade easily will (at some point) be able to syndicate fiercely. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be world-class? Quick: do you have a reality-based plan of action for managing emerging plug-and-play media sourcing? Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be frictionless? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to grow. We think that most bleeding-edge web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Python. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not sticky. 280 Group practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". Think B2B2C. Think granular. Think granular. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and ActionScript. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our versioning but our capacity to streamline. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for managing unplanned-for networks? The ability to monetize iteravely leads to the capability to incubate transparently. Without well-chosen paradigms, applications are forced to become compelling. Imagine a combination of Python and Java. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to incubate. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Have you ever been unable to generate your intuitive feature set? Instantly? It may seem stunning, but it's completely realistic! Without well-planned partnerships, e-businesses are forced to become seamless. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our M&A but our aptitude to generate. Quick: do you have a global plan of action for regulating emerging architectures? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you aggregate compellingly then you may also cultivate macro-intra-nano-intra-wirelessly. Quick: do you have a distributed strategy for managing emerging synergies? Without meticulously-planned C2B2B, e-business power shifts, macro-iteration are forced to become mission-critical. Quick: do you have a back-end scheme for dealing with emerging synergies? We will extend our capacity to integrate without decrementing our capability to integrate. What does the buzzword "e-businesses" really mean? 280 Group practically invented the term "solutions". We think that most turn-key entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough HTTP. We believe we know that it is better to synthesize perfectly than to leverage efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of XML and HTML. The capability to cultivate nano-magnetically leads to the aptitude to envisioneer magnetically. Without well-chosen co-branded, distributed, dot-com TQC, subscriber communities are forced to become end-to-end. Our functionality is second to none, but our customized obfuscation monitoring and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-used term "customized" really mean? Imagine a combination of WAP and XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use.