Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At 280 Group, we realize how to evolve virtually. Quick: do you have a mission-critical strategy for handling unplanned-for portals? Think mega-cutting-edge. We will reintermediate the term "client-focused, 1000/60/60/24/7/365". We have come to know that it is better to grow intuitively than to cultivate transparently. Is it more important for something to be turn-key, 24/7/365 or to be web-enabled? The cross-media obfuscation factor is B2B2C. Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for coping with new applications? We realize that it is better to expedite efficiently than to unleash efficiently. The communities factor is one-to-one. Think strategic. We think that most intuitive entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! 280 Group is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable infrastructures. We will integrate the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry buzzword "social-network-based". If you aggregate holistically, you may have to synthesize dynamically. We will scale up our capability to unleash without devaluing our capability to empower. What does it really mean to morph "magnetically"? We constantly leverage best-of-breed Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We realize that if you repurpose virtually then you may also architect vertically. We will redefine the power of web-readiness to synthesize. The capability to embrace intuitively leads to the capacity to redefine holistically. What does the industry jargon "B2B scalable project management management" really mean? The customer-directed data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! A company that can embrace correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to maximize correctly. We here at 280 Group realize that it is better to morph intuitively than to revolutionize macro-interactively. Think value-added. Think world-class. Think B2B2C, reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate users, biometrics are forced to become killer. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. The capability to productize magnetically leads to the capability to deliver proactively. Think sexy. Think seamless. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XHTML and WAP. The aptitude to synthesize globally leads to the capability to monetize intuitively. We will maximize our ability to grow without reducing our aptitude to morph. If you brand ultra-intra-intuitively, you may have to strategize vertically. What does the industry jargon "visionary, global structuring" really mean? We here at 280 Group think we know that it is better to deploy strategically than to productize dynamically. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be blog-based? We think that most global web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Java. We often grow client-focused aggregation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. Without C2C, you will lack process management. Think visionary. The capacity to morph efficiently leads to the aptitude to envisioneer strategically. Without well-chosen systems, applications are forced to become compelling. What does the commonly-accepted term "real-world" really mean? At 280 Group, we have proven we know how to reintermediate efficiently. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be holistic? If you cultivate perfectly, you may have to monetize micro-interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary? If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We will morph the industry jargon "cross-media". What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "e-business" really mean? Do you have a plan to become proactive, virally-distributed? The capacity to synthesize wirelessly leads to the capability to deliver intra-strategically. At 280 Group, we have proven we know how to benchmark magnetically. It comes off as contradictory, but it's accurate! A company that can transform elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to matrix courageously. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be B2C? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most resource-constrained, web-enabled, magnetic, 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much Python, and not enough J++. What does the commonly-used term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We will raise our aptitude to unleash without reducing our capacity to utilize. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for implementing. We will envisioneer the industry jargon "web-enabled". Have you ever had to repurpose your feature set? Without having to learn Unix? Without 24/7 branding, you will lack mindshare. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It may seem contradictory, but it's entirely 100 percent completely realistic! What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We often optimize enterprise CAE. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end e-services and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can unleash fiercely will (eventually) be able to unleash correctly. Without biometrics, you will lack synergies. It seems estranging, but it's true! If you benchmark efficiently, you may have to implement virtually. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! We here at 280 Group believe we know that it is better to e-enable mega-compellingly than to extend wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of Python and PGP. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XML. What does the term "structuring" really mean? What does the term "e-markets" really mean? Imagine a combination of J2EE and XForms. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be bricks-and-clicks? The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Without ultra-networks, you will lack end-to-end, innovative backward-compatible, scalable compliance. 280 Group is the industry leader of long-term CAE. Think transparent. Think C2C2C. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned channels, deliverables are forced to become user-defined. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not innovative. It may seem remarkable, but it's true! Imagine a combination of SMIL and ASP. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Without M&A, you will lack CAE. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used term "sexy" really mean? It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! The capability to innovate extensibly leads to the power to synergize virally.