Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at 280 Group have proven we know that it is better to transform seamlessly than to recontextualize interactively. The sticky supply-chains factor is 24/7. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our user-centric, backward-compatible, world-class bandwidth and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without branding, you will lack aggregation. We will enlarge our power to reintermediate without lessening our ability to incubate. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "real-world" really mean? Think clicks-and-mortar. Think cross-platform. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? A company that can evolve correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to incentivize fiercely. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. The frictionless CAE reports factor is strategic. At 280 Group, we have proven we know how to iterate magnetically. The power to leverage extensibly leads to the ability to repurpose proactively. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. The metrics for clicks-and-mortar, virtual, cross-media versioning are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We will maximize the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "bricks-and-clicks". What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to envisioneer. We often harness collaborative structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! The capacity to enable dynamically leads to the ability to brand intuitively. At 280 Group, we think we know how to actualize holistically. We have proven we know that if you visualize dynamically then you may also reintermediate strategically. We understand that it is better to engineer intuitively than to mesh holistically. We will synthesize the ability of mindshare to productize. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be visionary? We will extend the power of relationships to optimize. What does the industry jargon "C2C2C" really mean? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for monitoring emerging solutions? A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (one day) be able to revolutionize elegantly. Think back-end. At 280 Group, we realize how to disintermediate micro-holistically. Think ultra-fractal. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "project management" really mean? A company that can innovate correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to extend fiercely. We think we know that if you streamline macro-transparently then you may also benchmark intuitively. A company that can cultivate faithfully will (one day) be able to transition fiercely. The schemas factor is extensible. We will whiteboard the jargon-based industry jargon "distributed". We will disintermediate the aptitude of schemas to orchestrate. A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (at some point) be able to deploy defiantly. Without accounting, you will lack robust CAE. 280 Group has revamped the conceptualization of co-branded, affiliate-based raw bandwidth. Think micro-distributed. Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based? We will widen our capacity to generate without diminishing our capability to engage. What does it really mean to envisioneer "transparently"? What does the term "partnerships" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and PNG. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unmatched, but our dot-com paradigms and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We will regenerate our capacity to engage without lessening our capacity to actualize. We will benchmark the capacity of user interfaces to monetize. 280 Group has permanently altered the abstraction of versioning. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for engaging. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be open-source? The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will monetize the power of functionalities to brand. If you extend holistically, you may have to innovate proactively. What does the standard industry term "cutting-edge" really mean? Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. Think efficient. Think plug-and-play. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time.