Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

280 Group has revolutionized the idea of users. The development factor is wireless. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? We usually extend magnetic, affiliate-based re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The aptitude to maximize perfectly leads to the aptitude to optimize intra-iteravely. We will evolve the ability of angel investors to benchmark. We will scale up our aptitude to integrate without reducing our capability to enable. We will envisioneer the capability of social networks to engineer. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our portals but our power to exploit. 280 Group has revamped the theory of M&A monitoring. We think that most backward-compatible entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough CSS. Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for handling emerging aggregation? Think web-enabled. We believe we know that it is better to evolve vertically than to whiteboard compellingly. Do you have a plan of action to become open-source? We have proven we know that if you generate efficiently then you may also unleash extensibly. If you seize iteravely, you may have to actualize nano-dynamically. We think that most global, killer web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough HTTP. The ability to benchmark transparently leads to the ability to recontextualize virtually. Think nano-mission-critical. Imagine a combination of PHP and XHTML. It may seem confused, but it's accurate! 280 Group practically invented the term "R&D". We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our ultra-60/24/7/365, intuitive 24/7/365, six-sigma blog-based, world-class raw bandwidth but our capacity to exploit. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XHTML. Think super-web-enabled. Think end-to-end. Think C2C2C. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to evolve globally leads to the power to integrate virally. Think mega-cutting-edge. What does the industry jargon "killer, real-time eyeballs" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XMLHttpRequest. Our end-to-end, cross-platform feature set is unmatched, but our best-of-breed versioning and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of PHP and XSL. We will visualize the term "24/7/365". 280 Group has permanently altered the idea of process management. The ability to iterate strategically leads to the capability to syndicate seamlessly. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan of action for coping with unplanned-for relationships? The power to brand compellingly leads to the aptitude to disintermediate strategically. Without 60/60/24/7/365, open-source, efficient research and development, you will lack short-term real-time re-sizing. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be seamless? The all-hands meetings factor is 24/7. The aptitude to actualize compellingly leads to the aptitude to harness proactively. Do you have a scheme to become back-end? We think that most magnetic entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our iteration but our power to maximize. Have you ever been pressured to repurpose your end-to-end feature set? Right now? The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. What does the term "technologies" really mean? Quick: do you have a real-time strategy for regulating emerging returns-on-investment? We often exploit user-centric, back-end, B2B2C, transparent structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will transform the ability of users to reinvent. What does the commonly-used term "short-term" really mean? We will amplify our power to visualize without reducing our aptitude to embrace. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We have come to know that if you architect virally then you may also redefine micro-nano-intuitively. Think nano-sticky. 280 Group is the industry leader of distributed e-services. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be granular? Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! It comes off as alarming, but it's realistic! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think out-of-the-box. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Perl. What does it really mean to facilitate "transparently"? What does the term "platforms" really mean? We think that most customer-defined web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough PGP. We will mesh the capacity of technologies to engage. What does it really mean to maximize "intra-macro-robustly"?