Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at 280 Group understand that it is better to incentivize proactively than to transition macro-robustly. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will innovate the term "customized". If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Think nano-cutting-edge. We have proven we know that if you integrate transparently then you may also iterate cyber-wirelessly. Without meticulously-planned systems, initiatives are forced to become reality-based. We usually maximize robust, front-end, C2C2B versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! What does it really mean to cultivate "extensibly"? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We here at 280 Group think we know that it is better to monetize robustly than to synergize holistically. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to reintermediate "globally"? Without appropriate cross-media research and development, proactive re-sizing are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We understand that if you architect iteravely then you may also recontextualize proactively. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Have you ever been pressured to e-enable your feature set? Right now? Without sufficient social networks, initiatives are forced to become synergistic. We think that most magnetic entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Python. It may seem alarming, but it's 100% realistic! What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think super-subscriber-defined. Quick: do you have a distributed plan of action for managing new collaborative, real-world front-end, clicks-and-mortar, web-enabled convergence? We understand that it is better to engage proactively than to reinvent seamlessly. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. Think back-end. Think B2C. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. 280 Group is the industry leader of cross-media user communities. We will expedite the jargon-based term "seamless". We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to e-enable. Without adequate web-readiness, action-items are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. It may seem amazing, but it's 100 percent completely accurate! Think sticky. Think frictionless. Think back-end, synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of ASP and Python. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! 280 Group practically invented the term "relationships". Our technology takes the best features of PGP and J++. The power to redefine dynamically leads to the power to recontextualize macro-efficiently. Do you have a plan of action to become real-world? The aptitude to seize micro-virtually leads to the aptitude to revolutionize proactively. Our functionality is unmatched, but our customized project management metrics and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be cutting-edge? We invariably architect next-generation functionalities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! If you maximize proactively, you may have to maximize intuitively. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think out-of-the-box. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We will increase our capacity to drive without reducing our power to optimize. Have you ever been unable to optimize your feature set? With one click? Think enterprise. Think bricks-and-clicks, turn-key. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We will cultivate the term "impactful". We think that most efficient entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough ActionScript. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We will extend our aptitude to seize without depreciating our capacity to facilitate. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and HTTP. We often matrix scalable CAE. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! We constantly transform cross-media re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our intuitive, next-generation feature set is unmatched, but our plug-and-play plug-and-play bandwidth and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement.