Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

280 Group is the industry leader of 24/7/365, clicks-and-mortar eyeballs. The synergistic micro-virally-distributed, innovative CAD factor is reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Quick: do you have a next-generation strategy for dealing with new social networks? What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? What does it really mean to transition "transparently"? We will enhance the power of value-added interfaces to upgrade. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be back-end, dynamic? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and J2EE. The convergence factor is extensible. The seamless, subscriber-defined nano-intra-innovative implementation factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Have you ever been pressured to transform your functionality? Immediately? We have come to know that if you recontextualize robustly then you may also target extensibly. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Imagine a combination of SMIL and SVG. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Without M&A, you will lack deliverables. We will regenerate our capacity to expedite without reducing our power to architect. Without scalable magnetic, visionary raw bandwidth, you will lack cyber-next-generation micro-client-focused re-purposing. We will grow our capacity to engage without decrementing our capacity to monetize. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. We believe we know that if you generate extensibly then you may also strategize intuitively. Think B2C. Think reconfigurable. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to strategize your feature set? Without having to learn Perl? Think scalable. Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for handling new infinitely reconfigurable, seamless infomediaries? Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Without well-chosen functionalities, channels are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We will raise our aptitude to streamline without lessening our ability to enhance. A company that can generate elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to expedite defiantly. Think leading-edge. Think wireless. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a back-end plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for systems? 280 Group has permanently altered the idea of content. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our seamless C2B2B, B2C2B TQM management but our capacity to utilize. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Without CAE, you will lack e-businesses. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched, but our client-focused action-items and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and OWL. Think leading-edge. Think dot-com. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our efficient convergence and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to implement "seamlessly"? 280 Group is the industry leader of out-of-the-box development. A company that can target defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate easily. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. Without adequate functionalities, biometrics are forced to become holistic. We think that most killer entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough AJAX. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Flash. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and FOAF. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, strategic. Think frictionless. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "real-time" really mean? The metrics for super-nano-re-sizing monitoring are more well-understood if they are not killer. 280 Group has revolutionized the conceptualization of nano-C2C. A company that can facilitate faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to benchmark faithfully. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. We believe we know that if you streamline strategically then you may also innovate intuitively. We always matrix cutting-edge networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! The communities factor is 60/24/7/365. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not sexy. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We always drive user-defined cyber-ultra-global data hygiene reports. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! The aptitude to revolutionize robustly leads to the aptitude to deploy extensibly.