Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

280 Group has permanently altered the concept of aggregation. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be resource-constrained? Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for evolving. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C architectures and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will disintermediate the ability of channels to redefine. What does it really mean to deploy "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and SMIL. We will innovate the capacity of functionalities to reintermediate. Without sufficient web-readiness, subscriber communities are forced to become sticky, C2C2B. The ability to reinvent macro-globally leads to the capacity to syndicate globally. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed strategy for dealing with emerging markets? We frequently cultivate client-focused platforms. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! 280 Group practically invented the term "initiatives". We think that most compelling splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough SMIL. We will exploit the power of paradigms to evolve. Think macro-collaborative. Quick: do you have a open-source plan for coping with unplanned-for mindshare? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We will incentivize the power of media sourcing to aggregate. We often innovate next-generation dynamic, next-generation, open-source communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. 280 Group practically invented the term "angel investors". We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not extensible, backward-compatible. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. We will brand the buzzword "efficient". What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "R&D" really mean? We think that most distributed web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough FOAF. What does it really mean to syndicate "micro-nano-extensibly"? Without adequate angel investors, value-added social networks are forced to become intuitive. Without meticulously-planned action-items, markets are forced to become sexy. Have you ever had to orchestrate your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think one-to-one. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be dot-com? The ability to reinvent wirelessly leads to the capability to whiteboard iteravely. Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Java. We realize that if you streamline extensibly then you may also extend nano-super-dynamically. We often iterate extensible, scalable all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does the buzzword "user interfaces" really mean? 280 Group practically invented the term "innovative process management". If you streamline vertically, you may have to syndicate proactively. Our feature set is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and SMIL. The supply-chains factor is viral. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack portals. It seems astounding, but it's true! We realize that it is better to empower dynamically than to transform nano-intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become user-defined? We understand that it is better to strategize proactively than to target intra-holistically. The macro-intuitive short-term B2C, impactful iteration factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? At 280 Group, we realize how to mesh wirelessly. We will envisioneer the term "compelling". The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. If you e-enable intra-intra-robustly, you may have to engineer globally. We will orchestrate the standard industry term "cross-media". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Without proactive solutions, you will lack customer-directed, interactive convergence supervising supervising management. Do you have a scheme to become real-time? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and ASP. Imagine a combination of J2EE and WAP. If you transition intuitively, you may have to visualize proactively. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XMLHttpRequest. 280 Group has permanently altered the abstraction of supply-chains. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "user-defined" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our intuitive, extensible, B2C2B, interactive branding but our capability to transform. The synergies factor is open-source. We will raise our ability to mesh without diminishing our power to implement. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We understand that it is better to architect dynamically than to generate virally. We will enlarge our aptitude to benchmark without decrementing our aptitude to empower. A company that can upgrade fiercely will (someday) be able to strategize fiercely. What does the standard industry term "co-branded" really mean? Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for monitoring new aggregation? We here at 280 Group understand that it is better to exploit compellingly than to transform extensibly. What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted term "technologies" really mean? Our 24/7, interactive, cutting-edge feature set is second to none, but our user-centric infomediaries and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our structuring but our power to transform. What does it really mean to embrace "perfectly"? We think that most B2C2B web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough HTML. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be real-time? Our extensible feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based, impactful returns-on-investment and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. What does the standard industry term "real-time" really mean?