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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
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Your Randomly-Generated Corporate Gibberish:


We have come to know that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to target efficiently.
Have you ever wanted to e-enable your one-to-one feature set? Free? What does it really mean to architect "intuitively"? We think that most long-term web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough XHTML. A company that can productize easily will (someday) be able to embrace fiercely. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's 100% 100% completely true! Do you have a game plan to become global? The capacity to evolve compellingly leads to the capability to mesh wirelessly. Without sufficient B2C2B, bricks-and-clicks M&A, solutions are forced to become next-generation. What does the jargon-based term "viral" really mean? We will transform the ability of markets to transform.
What does it really mean to seize "holistically"?
We here at AssCo have come to know that it is better to productize proactively than to synergize vertically. Think mega-subscriber-defined. It sounds disorienting, but it's realistic! Think cutting-edge, user-centric. Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for coping with unplanned-for B2B, 24/7 re-sizing? Think interactive. We will augment our capability to disintermediate without depreciating our capability to engage. Our feature set is second to none, but our reality-based technologies and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Our functionality is second to none, but our impactful co-branded accounting and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement.
What does the term "C2C2B" really mean?
At AssCo, we think we know how to seize transparently. It seems incredible, but it's true! We frequently generate 24/7 supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Think macro-B2B. Think value-added. We will intensify our capability to engineer without decrementing our power to deploy. Think open-source. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be e-business? The capability to upgrade interactively leads to the capacity to leverage strategically. Without versioning, you will lack process management.
Our feature set is unmatched, but our backward-compatible ROI metrics and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement.
We here at AssCo have come to know that it is better to reinvent seamlessly than to actualize strategically. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our infomediaries but our ability to incubate. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not visionary. The metrics for interactive mission-critical research and development are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Think B2B. We understand that if you enable iteravely then you may also engage wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be magnetic? Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for deploying. We will redefine the capability of interfaces to utilize. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize globally than to embrace macro-efficiently. Without meticulously-planned biometrics, platforms are forced to become reconfigurable. We will scale up our aptitude to scale without decreasing our power to unleash. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class?
The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based, B2C2B, wireless.
We here at AssCo understand that it is better to scale virtually than to monetize dynamically. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Without adequate networks, returns-on-investment are forced to become collaborative. Imagine a combination of Rails and ASP. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our M&A but our power to harness. What does it really mean to benchmark "nano-proactively"? The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Our feature set is unmatched, but our plug-and-play re-sizing and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not granular. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our branding compliance but our ability to extend. What does it really mean to innovate "iteravely"? Think blog-based. Think leading-edge.
We usually envisioneer out-of-the-box next-generation, bricks-and-clicks models. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions!
AssCo has refactored the theory of R&D. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? The content factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for regulating emerging strategic e-businesses? What does it really mean to maximize "vertically"? We think that most real-time web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough PHP. Without implementation, you will lack obfuscation. What does the commonly-accepted term "vertical" really mean? Think intra-out-of-the-box.
Think mission-critical.
AssCo is the industry leader of client-focused, vertical applications. We will synergize the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted term "60/60/24/7/365". Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be visionary? It may seem staggering, but it's accurate! The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365, enterprise CAD are more well-understood if they are not transparent, plug-and-play. The accounting factor is turn-key. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? Without preplanned mindshare, applications are forced to become virtual. The ability to maximize super-seamlessly leads to the ability to brand seamlessly. We realize that if you transition perfectly then you may also utilize virtually. Our feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible performance and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without re-purposing, you will lack 24/7/365, scalable re-purposing. We usually unleash holistic compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions!

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