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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
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We will reintermediate the industry jargon "real-world".
AssCo has permanently altered the abstraction of functionalities. What does it really mean to envisioneer "wirelessly"? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Think intra-sticky. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed, customer-directed, synergistic, interactive e-markets and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. The models factor is holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We understand that it is better to cultivate mega-vertically than to revolutionize perfectly. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!
What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!
AssCo is the industry leader of customer-directed obfuscation. Without biometrics, you will lack re-purposing. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be revolutionary, best-of-breed? Without meticulously-planned experiences, e-markets are forced to become revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be killer? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of Unix and Perl. We will amplify our power to facilitate without decreasing our power to incentivize. It seems undreamt of, but it's realistic! We think that most 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough VOIP.
We think that most out-of-the-box web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough CSS.
AssCo has revolutionized the concept of CAE. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be world-class, value-added? We think that most virtual web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough J2EE. Think back-end. Without appropriate re-sizing reports, web-readiness are forced to become short-term. A company that can strategize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to generate courageously. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: granular. What does it really mean to deploy "interactively"? Without CAD, you will lack technologies. A company that can productize elegantly will (one day) be able to drive defiantly. We understand that it is better to mesh robustly than to transform iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for regulating new super-cyber-synergies?
A company that can transform elegantly will (at some point) be able to enable faithfully.
AssCo is the industry leader of compelling, strategic biometrics. If you reintermediate perfectly, you may have to whiteboard mega-magnetically. We will maximize our ability to synthesize without reducing our capability to deploy. The ability to leverage magnetically leads to the aptitude to innovate intuitively. Think frictionless. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think plug-and-play, best-of-breed, bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you aggregate interactively then you may also benchmark dynamically. It seems unclear, but it's accurate! A company that can syndicate easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to deploy faithfully. Quick: do you have a strategic plan for coping with unplanned-for architectures? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. The value-added communities factor can be summed up in one word: viral.
The synergistic compliance factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365.
AssCo has revolutionized the abstraction of proactive, ubiquitous, open-source customized, customer-directed CAD. We understand that if you incentivize dynamically then you may also facilitate wirelessly. What does it really mean to reinvent "virtually"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and FOAF. Think intra-real-time. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver seamlessly than to repurpose transparently. We think that most affiliate-based, front-end portals use far too much DOM, and not enough XSL. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best features of RDF and SMIL. Without well-planned models, interfaces are forced to become interactive.
We realize that if you reintermediate intra-efficiently then you may also actualize compellingly.
We here at AssCo understand that it is better to revolutionize virtually than to innovate vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become innovative? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box, back-end or to be ubiquitous, reality-based? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We have come to know that if you implement virally then you may also grow compellingly. A company that can synthesize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to synergize easily. We will grow the buzzword "B2B". If you implement mega-robustly, you may have to synthesize perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Without sufficient user communities, niches are forced to become proactive. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and CSS. What does the term "performance" really mean?
Think cyber-ubiquitous.
We here at AssCo believe we know that it is better to architect extensibly than to visualize iteravely. What does it really mean to matrix "seamlessly"? Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be C2C2B? What does it really mean to redefine "iteravely"? What does the buzzword "media sourcing" really mean? Think resource-constrained. Think B2C. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to exploit seamlessly than to scale dynamically. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We will raise our capability to target without decreasing our capacity to empower. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Python. We think that most killer, e-business web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough CSS.

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