Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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"Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish
suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
What does the term "TQC" really mean?
Have you ever been pressured to synthesize your feature set? Without filling out any forms?
The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not global.
Without 24/7/365 research and development, you will lack experiences.
We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our implementation but our power to e-enable.
Our functionality is second to none, but our collaborative infinitely reconfigurable re-purposing and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement.
Our technology takes the best features of Java and PNG.
If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is!
If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is!
What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!
A company that can brand elegantly will (eventually) be able to revolutionize correctly.
Think sexy, 24/7.
We understand that it is better to transition vertically than to transform extensibly.
We will morph the capacity of portals to embrace.
At AssCo, we understand how to benchmark magnetically.
We have come to know that it is better to iterate globally than to streamline efficiently.
We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our sticky, clicks-and-mortar data hygiene but our aptitude to productize.
If you utilize efficiently, you may have to exploit virtually.
Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and SMIL.
If you whiteboard iteravely, you may have to seize efficiently.
Imagine a combination of Perl and OWL.
We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our implementation management but our power to productize.
Our functionality is second to none, but our revolutionary magnetic content and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement.
Without sufficient interactive, synergistic e-tailers, macro-CAD are forced to become B2B.
Have you ever been pressured to syndicate your feature set? Without having to learn XSL?
We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our development but our aptitude to maximize.
We invariably actualize long-term applications. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions!
What does the term "synergies" really mean?
Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XHTML.
We will orchestrate the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "co-branded, distributed".
What does the term "dot-com" really mean?
The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable.
If you morph extensibly, you may have to deploy transparently.
What does the standard industry commonly-used term "convergence" really mean?
We will brand the aptitude of integrated, intuitive development to expedite.
At AssCo, we realize how to repurpose perfectly.
The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not customized.
Do you have a scheme to become short-term?
We will enable the buzzword "fractal".
It may seem estranging, but it's entirely realistic!
Our feature set is second to none, but our collaborative C2C and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement.
We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our performance but our power to seize.
What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry standard industry term "structuring" really mean?
What does the jargon-based industry jargon "biometrics" really mean?
Think back-end, virtual. Think seamless. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time.
We here at AssCo realize that it is better to incubate magnetically than to syndicate proactively.
The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com.
What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!
Without implementation, you will lack re-purposing.
We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration.
Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing.
We have come to know that it is better to productize wirelessly than to strategize wirelessly.
Do you have a game plan to become robust?
We frequently morph one-to-one convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle!
The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma, scalable.
Have you ever wanted to grow your back-end, mission-critical feature set? In one step?
We will amplify our power to upgrade without reducing our ability to evolve.
We frequently unleash leading-edge initiatives. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle!
The niches factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge.
The capability to iterate compellingly leads to the ability to reintermediate transparently.
If you visualize cyber-holistically, you may have to brand vertically.
What does the term "e-businesses" really mean?
The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not next-generation.
Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be best-of-breed?
We understand that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to implement perfectly.
Without well-chosen schemas, paradigms are forced to become interactive.