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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
Company Name: 

Your Randomly-Generated Corporate Gibberish:


What does it really mean to actualize "interactively"?
AssCo practically invented the term "24/7 re-sizing". Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? Do you have a plan to become collaborative? Our real-world feature set is second to none, but our viral mindshare and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Think one-to-one. It sounds stupefying, but it's completely true! We have proven we know that if you incubate iteravely then you may also e-enable strategically.
We will embrace the term "bleeding-edge".
At AssCo, we think we know how to incubate perfectly. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. A company that can visualize faithfully will (one day) be able to enhance elegantly. Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? The power to orchestrate macro-iteravely leads to the ability to recontextualize vertically. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. What does it really mean to evolve "strategically"? Without convergence, you will lack convergence. We understand that it is better to generate cyber-proactively than to reinvent intuitively.
What does it really mean to engineer "transparently"?
Have you ever needed to incentivize your feature set? In one step? We will aggregate the capacity of web-readiness to actualize. The scalable, visionary data hygiene factor is 24/7. A company that can morph elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to streamline correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We will mesh the aptitude of synergies to seize. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? We think we know that if you actualize wirelessly then you may also utilize dynamically. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for coping with emerging user interfaces? Without meticulously-planned technologies, synergies are forced to become C2B2B.
Quick: do you have a front-end plan for managing emerging biometrics?
AssCo is the industry leader of leading-edge 60/60/24/7/365, reality-based process management. Think cross-media. Think B2B. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be frictionless? Without cross-media data hygiene, you will lack all-hands meetings. We frequently evolve strategic e-services. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our convergence but our capacity to deliver. Do you have a plan of action to become back-end? We have proven we know that if you whiteboard virtually then you may also exploit globally. A company that can scale easily will (at some point) be able to maximize easily. Without process management, you will lack infrastructures. We will reintermediate the ability of action-items to mesh.
Imagine a combination of CSS and XForms.
AssCo has revolutionized the conceptualization of nano-bandwidth. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Without adequate all-hands meetings, e-businesses are forced to become enterprise. What does it really mean to recontextualize "intuitively"? Think out-of-the-box. Think innovative. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We think we know that it is better to scale globally than to strategize interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XML. Think ultra-B2C2B. If you redefine virally, you may have to actualize magnetically. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our relationships but our aptitude to brand.
The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: viral, integrated, innovative.
We here at AssCo believe we know that it is better to orchestrate intra-strategically than to unleash wirelessly. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We frequently engineer visionary web services. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be cutting-edge? What does it really mean to facilitate "vertically"? We invariably matrix revolutionary e-services. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. A company that can enable correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to implement courageously. The capacity to facilitate transparently leads to the ability to brand transparently. The branding factor is reality-based.
We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent robustly than to unleash virtually.
AssCo is the industry leader of fractal leading-edge, integrated research and development. It may seem discombobulating, but it's realistic! Think cross-platform. We understand that if you generate intra-vertically then you may also recontextualize holistically. We will harness the industry jargon "extensible". The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best features of Python and PHP. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Python. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be e-business? We will scale up our ability to visualize without depreciating our capability to actualize. Imagine a combination of IIS and C++.
Quick: do you have a six-sigma game plan for monitoring new relationships?
At AssCo, we think we know how to engage seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Perl. Do you have a scheme to become dynamic? The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. The aptitude to cultivate globally leads to the aptitude to synergize virtually. Without process management, you will lack bandwidth. The bandwidth factor is cross-platform. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We realize that it is better to repurpose cyber-proactively than to mesh proactively. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Our fractal feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2B out-of-the-box CAD and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement.
What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean?
AssCo has revamped the idea of content. We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We will increase our ability to orchestrate without devaluing our capacity to leverage. We have come to know that if you integrate virtually then you may also visualize vertically. Think distributed. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The obfuscation factor is scalable. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for growing. If you reinvent dynamically, you may have to reintermediate intuitively. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. What does the jargon-based term "backward-compatible" really mean?

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