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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
Company Name: 

Your Randomly-Generated Corporate Gibberish:


What does the industry jargon "deliverables" really mean?
Have you ever wanted to upgrade your feature set? Immediately? Do you have a plan to become cross-media? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We realize that if you matrix micro-globally then you may also envisioneer holistically. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and FOAF. Quick: do you have a front-end strategy for regulating unplanned-for web-readiness? We invariably optimize B2B blog-based, dot-com, transparent development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Without well-chosen turn-key, cutting-edge functionalities, metrics are forced to become fractal. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Unix. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. It seems misleading, but it's realistic! Think nano-out-of-the-box.
We think that most next-generation portals use far too much DOM, and not enough Java.
We here at AssCo have come to know that it is better to engineer seamlessly than to e-enable intuitively. If you innovate globally, you may have to enable intuitively. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a customer-directed scheme for managing emerging models? We will raise our capacity to aggregate without lessening our capacity to innovate. What does it really mean to utilize "virally"? What does it really mean to envisioneer "intra-cyber-holistically"? We constantly envisioneer bricks-and-clicks ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Think proactive. Think robust. Think plug-and-play, customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to evolve wirelessly leads to the power to facilitate robustly. The convergence supervising factor is turn-key. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Rails. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering.
We constantly deliver innovative, revolutionary methodologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market!
We here at AssCo have proven we know that it is better to facilitate macro-proactively than to reintermediate robustly. We will expedite the term "strategic". Imagine a combination of HTTP and J2EE. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for productizing. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Think resource-constrained. Think global. Think user-centric, dot-com, granular, web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. If you brand interactively, you may have to syndicate transparently. Without preplanned e-markets, power shifts are forced to become C2B2B. Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? Without collaborative, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cross-media M&A, you will lack bandwidth. Without preplanned markets, architectures are forced to become end-to-end. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you unleash magnetically, you may have to engineer virally.
We realize that it is better to aggregate strategically than to cultivate nano-holistically.
We here at AssCo think we know that it is better to exploit compellingly than to iterate robustly. What does the standard industry term "convergence" really mean? If you transform globally, you may have to recontextualize proactively. We will architect the power of markets to visualize. Quick: do you have a intuitive strategy for managing new web services? We usually aggregate infinitely reconfigurable markets. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Our feature set is second to none, but our web-enabled metrics and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. A company that can integrate faithfully will (someday) be able to syndicate faithfully. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for generating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration.
The TQC factor is client-focused.
Have you ever been unable to incubate your feature set? Immediately? Think collaborative. Think subscriber-defined. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our six-sigma content and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to grow "proactively"? We will actualize the capability of platforms to enhance. What does the commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We will facilitate the industry jargon "global". Our best-of-breed, holistic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable infrastructures and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our magnetic CAE and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a scheme to become customer-directed? It sounds stupefying, but it's true!
Think ultra-user-defined.
At AssCo, we believe we know how to productize interactively. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not global. It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of J2EE and SVG. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Our vertical feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365 branding and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. It seems confounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! What does the term "out-of-the-box convergence" really mean? We have come to know that if you harness intra-intuitively then you may also envisioneer wirelessly. We constantly repurpose customer-directed, integrated, strategic, viral R&D management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! Think C2C2C.
Our reality-based feature set is unmatched, but our cross-platform Total Quality Control and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement.
AssCo has refactored the conceptualization of R&D. We think that most real-time web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough ASP. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become long-term? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The biometrics factor is virally-distributed. Do you have a plan to become killer? Quick: do you have a front-end scheme for handling emerging applications? Without well-planned solutions, front-end bandwidth are forced to become B2B2C. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled C2C and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our methodologies but our ability to enable.
We always reinvent 60/60/24/7/365 biometrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle!
AssCo is the industry leader of mission-critical out-of-the-box, dynamic research and development. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. Think virtual. If you cultivate perfectly, you may have to e-enable iteravely. The power to architect perfectly leads to the ability to synthesize extensibly. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365 plug-and-play models" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our infrastructures but our capability to deploy. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? Think macro-bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to integrate. Think enterprise, bleeding-edge. Think next-generation. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: front-end.

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