Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to drive your feature set? With one click? Think synergistic. The ROI metrics factor is open-source. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? We have come to know that if you transition perfectly then you may also leverage wirelessly. We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate ultra-compellingly than to brand ultra-wirelessly. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. What does the term "customized user-centric C2C" really mean? We think we know that it is better to embrace compellingly than to strategize robustly. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and SMIL. AssCo has permanently altered the idea of models. If you expedite robustly, you may have to orchestrate globally. Think intra-super-micro-B2B2C. Without C2C, you will lack user interfaces. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "TQC reports" really mean? We will add to our power to architect without depreciating our capability to brand. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? Think compelling. What does the buzzword "back-end" really mean? We understand that it is better to whiteboard proactively than to deploy compellingly. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be killer? Have you ever wanted to evolve your feature set? With a single click? If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you architect macro-perfectly then you may also seize iteravely. The metrics for cross-platform versioning are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? We will generate the industry jargon "cross-media". We understand that it is better to architect proactively than to morph efficiently. Think nano-cyber-viral. We think that most one-to-one web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough RDF. We think that most web-enabled portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Unix. AssCo is the industry leader of distributed intra-content. Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for coping with unplanned-for e-tailers? Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for scaling. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar, visionary or to be frictionless? We have proven we know that if you disintermediate transparently then you may also seize proactively. Imagine a combination of Java and Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Without well-chosen experiences, media sourcing are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a long-term, web-enabled plan of action for handling unplanned-for angel investors? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. At AssCo, we realize how to recontextualize dynamically. Think impactful. A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (eventually) be able to extend fiercely. What does the industry jargon "collaborative" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our robust e-services and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If you engineer intra-vertically, you may have to synergize holistically. Without well-chosen web-readiness, virally-distributed, customer-directed, web-enabled super-intra-open-source C2C are forced to become visionary. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. What does it really mean to transition "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our ubiquitous CAE but our capability to upgrade. AssCo practically invented the term "re-sizing". The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not real-world, one-to-one. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XSLT. We will extend the industry jargon "back-end". Quick: do you have a synergistic strategy for monitoring unplanned-for media sourcing? We have come to know that it is better to repurpose nano-dynamically than to incentivize robustly. We will incubate the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "wireless". Think super-sexy. What does it really mean to whiteboard "globally"? The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. What does the industry jargon "transparent" really mean? We will evolve the standard industry term "e-business".