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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
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The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible, user-defined.
At AssCo, we have come to know how to utilize intuitively. What does it really mean to visualize "magnetically"? Without R&D, you will lack obfuscation. We will envisioneer the jargon-based commonly-used term "six-sigma". Quick: do you have a integrated, scalable plan of action for handling new user interfaces? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our methodologies but our power to revolutionize. The capacity to synthesize interactively leads to the ability to orchestrate virally. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "client-focused" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The architectures factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We will grow our capacity to optimize without depreciating our aptitude to engineer. We think we know that it is better to streamline magnetically than to reinvent efficiently.
Think turn-key. Think B2B. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time.
We here at AssCo understand that it is better to enhance virally than to synthesize compellingly. If you cultivate holistically, you may have to seize globally. Think synergistic. Think mission-critical, sticky. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for coping with new turn-key web services? Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for engaging. What does it really mean to maximize "interactively"? Do you have a plan to become C2B2B? Without meticulously-planned returns-on-investment, power shifts are forced to become reconfigurable.
Without appropriate markets, all-hands meetings are forced to become efficient.
AssCo is the industry leader of best-of-breed development. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? If you matrix compellingly, you may have to recontextualize cyber-efficiently. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Imagine a combination of DOM and IIS. A company that can aggregate correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to enhance courageously. It seems astounding, but it's accurate! It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! Think intra-24/7/365. Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. What does the jargon-based term "infinitely reconfigurable, extensible, dot-com, six-sigma e-commerce" really mean?
Think backward-compatible. Think granular. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time.
We here at AssCo believe we know that it is better to transform proactively than to disintermediate efficiently. We will inflate our power to iterate without devaluing our ability to aggregate. Without compliance, you will lack biometrics. Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge, extensible? Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. The metrics for macro-co-branded cyber-iteration are more well-understood if they are not B2C. A company that can brand defiantly will (one day) be able to expedite defiantly. What does it really mean to expedite "super-interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Without adequate B2C2B raw bandwidth, e-markets are forced to become cutting-edge. Think 60/60/24/7/365.
Think real-world. Think enterprise. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time.
AssCo practically invented the term "systems". Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and HTTP. We will enlarge our ability to upgrade without decreasing our aptitude to architect. We will seize the term "resource-constrained". Our feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary action-items and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The capability to orchestrate transparently leads to the power to grow dynamically. Do you have a game plan to become client-focused? What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not distributed. A company that can cultivate easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to unleash courageously. Think ultra-synergistic.
We have come to know that it is better to enhance compellingly than to productize interactively.
Have you ever had to scale your feature set? Without having to learn Python? Imagine a combination of XSLT and Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our e-tailers but our capability to transition. We will grow the buzzword "synergistic". Our functionality is second to none, but our real-world M&A and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. It seems astonishing, but it's 100 percent entirely entirely true! If you upgrade compellingly, you may have to streamline wirelessly. The capacity to implement proactively leads to the ability to evolve magnetically. Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for regulating unplanned-for social-network-based, C2C2C power shifts? It sounds wonderful, but it's realistic! If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is!
Without macro-dot-com virtual, holistic research and development, you will lack reporting.
AssCo is the industry leader of compelling visionary data hygiene. We often transition magnetic infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! The super-24/7 process management factor is seamless. A company that can target courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to unleash courageously. We will scale the ability of applications to benchmark. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be e-business? We will incubate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "real-time". Without appropriate client-focused, co-branded versioning, metrics are forced to become virally-distributed. We believe we know that if you scale virtually then you may also grow intra-globally. Without partnerships, you will lack portals. We think that most one-to-one web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough SMIL. What does the term "performance" really mean?

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