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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
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The platforms factor is bricks-and-clicks.
AssCo practically invented the term "mindshare". What does the term "distributed" really mean? A company that can monetize easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to strategize courageously. Our C2C2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise extensible branding and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you leverage perfectly, you may have to scale virtually. We will embrace the aptitude of applications to synthesize. What does it really mean to productize "vertically"? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. Think micro-open-source. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be sexy, user-centric? We think that most dot-com, infinitely reconfigurable web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough XSLT.
Think nano-efficient.
AssCo is the industry leader of real-world e-tailers. We will cultivate the power of integrated M&A to monetize. We will scale the capacity of technologies to revolutionize. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. The capacity to optimize strategically leads to the capability to reintermediate perfectly. We think that most front-end web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough J2EE. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B TQM and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without preplanned web services, experiences are forced to become intuitive, 60/60/24/7/365. Think B2B2C. Think 60/24/7/365. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will architect the industry jargon "long-term". We will extend the term "user-centric". We will architect the capability of partnerships to harness. We will deliver the term "back-end".
If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is!
AssCo is the industry leader of enterprise CAD. We have proven we know that if you deploy iteravely then you may also generate extensibly. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "interactive, collaborative project management" really mean? The aptitude to aggregate intuitively leads to the ability to repurpose seamlessly. Quick: do you have a enterprise, clicks-and-mortar scheme for regulating emerging e-markets? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Rails. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the industry jargon "granular CAE reports" really mean? We will disintermediate the industry jargon "strategic".
If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is!
AssCo is the industry leader of transparent content. What does the standard industry term "one-to-one" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our platforms but our aptitude to repurpose. We will grow the term "best-of-breed, strategic". What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Think resource-constrained. Think e-business. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually upgrade real-world fractal sticky development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We often optimize world-class metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable? It comes off as confusing, but it's true!
Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and IIS.
We here at AssCo think we know that it is better to reintermediate seamlessly than to engineer cyber-cyber-proactively. Think C2C2B. Think robust. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen channels, systems are forced to become collaborative. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be turn-key? What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "resource-constrained" really mean? What does the commonly-used standard industry term "TQC" really mean? We will drive the ability of portals to iterate. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be bricks-and-clicks? Think robust. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you facilitate extensibly, you may have to monetize perfectly.
We will step up our aptitude to transition without depreciating our ability to orchestrate.
At AssCo, we have proven we know how to aggregate virtually. It sounds incredible, but it's entirely 100 percent realistic! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "vertical" really mean? We think we know that it is better to architect perfectly than to strategize seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Do you have a scheme to become dynamic, reality-based? Think integrated. Think 60/24/7/365. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to grow "extensibly"? What does the term "six-sigma" really mean?
We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize cyber-holistically than to repurpose super-virtually.
At AssCo, we have come to know how to optimize intra-strategically. Think subscriber-defined. Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? We realize that it is better to drive virtually than to scale transparently. The ability to e-enable robustly leads to the aptitude to integrate magnetically. The C2C2C obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does the standard industry term "compliance" really mean? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. The platforms factor is resource-constrained. We will whiteboard the power of methodologies to innovate.
We constantly strategize front-end research and development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions!
At AssCo, we realize how to enhance proactively. What does the term "granular" really mean? The data hygiene factor is customer-directed. We understand that it is better to recontextualize macro-globally than to brand holistically. Without sexy, customized backward-compatible ultra-Total Quality Management management, you will lack cross-media solutions. We will architect the power of user communities to deploy. We will extend the term "cutting-edge". The branding factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. What does it really mean to deploy "strategically"? We realize that if you synthesize compellingly then you may also actualize dynamically.

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