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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
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Your Randomly-Generated Corporate Gibberish:


The vertical, 60/24/7/365 distributed 24/7/365, customized, subscriber-defined e-business, fractal reporting factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed.
We here at AssCo believe we know that it is better to transition ultra-interactively than to maximize seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to utilize. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cross-media e-commerce and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform? What does the term "B2B" really mean? Quick: do you have a C2C2C scheme for handling unplanned-for functionalities? If you reinvent cyber-transparently, you may have to whiteboard intuitively. What does it really mean to streamline "efficiently"? Without well-planned experiences, communities are forced to become resource-constrained. We frequently aggregate best-of-breed systems. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things!
We will transition the capacity of biometrics to embrace.
AssCo is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 partnerships. What does the buzzword "accounting" really mean? The dynamic re-sizing management factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. The ability to drive magnetically leads to the aptitude to scale magnetically. We will intensify our capability to reintermediate without depreciating our ability to whiteboard. We have proven we know that if you grow magnetically then you may also incentivize intuitively. We will rev up our capacity to recontextualize without decreasing our ability to disintermediate. If you implement intuitively, you may have to envisioneer intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does it really mean to revolutionize "seamlessly"? We believe we know that it is better to harness virally than to optimize wirelessly. We usually leverage granular convergence. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle!
Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for dealing with unplanned-for angel investors?
Have you ever had to scale your back-end feature set? Right now? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our short-term convergence but our capability to utilize. A company that can enable defiantly will (eventually) be able to redefine courageously. We think that most cross-platform web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough XHTML. We will recontextualize the power of schemas to target. Think frictionless. Think client-focused. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned leading-edge eyeballs, user-centric infomediaries are forced to become collaborative. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The bandwidth factor is cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be B2B2C?
We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our end-to-end development but our capability to enable.
Have you ever had to leverage your feature set? Immediately? We frequently visualize interactive, innovative cross-media deliverables. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan for coping with unplanned-for extensible, reality-based markets? What does the jargon-based term "web-readiness" really mean? The ability to streamline transparently leads to the ability to seize globally. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable seamlessly than to incubate dynamically. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. The markets factor is innovative. If you engineer intuitively, you may have to innovate iteravely. A company that can deploy faithfully will (at some point) be able to implement courageously.
It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic!
We here at AssCo realize that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to innovate globally. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our long-term functionalities and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that it is better to iterate super-cyber-virally than to innovate virally. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "robust" really mean? Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. The power to mesh intuitively leads to the aptitude to repurpose transparently. If you productize mega-macro-wirelessly, you may have to seize macro-strategically. A company that can optimize elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to expedite elegantly. Think super-scalable. Without adequate social networks, e-tailers are forced to become leading-edge. What does the industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling.
We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration.
AssCo practically invented the term "CAE". Imagine a combination of SVG and XMLHttpRequest. Think scalable. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. The infomediaries factor is sexy. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "virally-distributed, next-generation re-sizing" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our long-term experiences and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think client-focused. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XSLT.
Our technology takes the best features of RDF and IIS.
AssCo is the industry leader of one-to-one dot-com e-commerce. Imagine a combination of XForms and WAP. A company that can synthesize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize easily. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We will rev up our aptitude to upgrade without reducing our capacity to upgrade. What does it really mean to disintermediate "wirelessly"? We often transform viral data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! We realize that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to cultivate vertically. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan of action for managing unplanned-for e-businesses? The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not granular. What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "re-sizing" really mean?

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