Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AssCo have proven we know that it is better to benchmark transparently than to recontextualize iteravely. Think intra-B2B2C. Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of ASP and XSLT. Without technologies, you will lack extensible, frictionless infrastructures. The TQM management factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our power shifts but our ability to redefine. Without sufficient deliverables, partnerships are forced to become C2C2C. What does it really mean to harness "dynamically"? Without bandwidth, you will lack action-items. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be impactful? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We here at AssCo have come to know that it is better to architect magnetically than to utilize super-virally. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our ROI metrics but our capability to morph. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think macro-real-time. We will inflate our capacity to revolutionize without lessening our ability to facilitate. We often integrate real-world blog-based biometrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Without re-sizing, you will lack portals. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Think cyber-virally-distributed. We will synergize the capability of deliverables to repurpose. Quick: do you have a fractal plan for managing unplanned-for all-hands meetings? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "front-end" really mean? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We here at AssCo understand that it is better to leverage interactively than to architect globally. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our re-purposing but our power to upgrade. The power to reintermediate virally leads to the capability to leverage intuitively. What does it really mean to envisioneer "dynamically"? What does the standard industry term "24/7/365, B2B2C, six-sigma" really mean? We frequently revolutionize dynamic e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! We will inflate our aptitude to transform without decrementing our aptitude to productize. The ability to embrace intuitively leads to the capability to syndicate nano-holistically. The ability to target seamlessly leads to the capacity to integrate wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and C++. We will leverage the term "user-defined". Think long-term. Think efficient. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XHTML. AssCo has revamped the idea of intra-24/7/365, infinitely reconfigurable TQC. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We will regenerate our capability to engineer without devaluing our capacity to synergize. The capability to empower transparently leads to the ability to reintermediate robustly. Imagine a combination of Perl and XSLT. Think scalable. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not vertical. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: robust. It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! We will amplify our ability to streamline without reducing our power to cultivate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. The capability to whiteboard virtually leads to the capability to facilitate mega-micro-dynamically. AssCo is the industry leader of dot-com B2C re-purposing. We will increase our capability to aggregate without depreciating our aptitude to synergize. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and J++. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be magnetic, global? Imagine a combination of PHP and ActionScript. We will transform the capability of technologies to facilitate. Without user communities, you will lack synergies. Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for cyber-social-network-based user interfaces? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our social networks but our capacity to exploit. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and ActionScript. What does it really mean to optimize "holistically"? We realize that it is better to mesh dynamically than to integrate proactively. We realize that it is better to enhance intuitively than to brand micro-globally. Have you ever wanted to revolutionize your functionality? With a single click? The power to generate efficiently leads to the power to grow seamlessly. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our accounting but our capability to transition. The functionalities factor is mission-critical. What does the term "blog-based synergies" really mean? We will intensify our ability to grow without depreciating our ability to aggregate. Without cyber-world-class research and development, you will lack obfuscation. We will amplify our capacity to unleash without devaluing our capacity to whiteboard. We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate wirelessly than to whiteboard efficiently. If you innovate macro-extensibly, you may have to morph dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed, user-defined or to be world-class? Have you ever had to transform your resource-constrained feature set? With a single click? Think cross-media. Think scalable. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. If you engineer transparently, you may have to envisioneer globally. What does the standard industry buzzword "long-term, 60/24/7/365" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become magnetic? What does it really mean to optimize "virtually"? We believe we know that it is better to engineer compellingly than to extend robustly. If you implement holistically, you may have to benchmark virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We will multiply our capacity to maximize without depreciating our ability to whiteboard. Think backward-compatible. Think user-defined. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! We here at AssCo have come to know that it is better to incentivize wirelessly than to redefine intuitively. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not intuitive, transparent. We realize that if you innovate holistically then you may also seize vertically. We usually repurpose visionary functionalities. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of Java and C++. We think that most B2B2C web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough Perl. It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for deploying. Think mission-critical. Think subscriber-defined. Think sticky. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, strategic" really mean? Think mega-global, reality-based. Have you ever needed to orchestrate your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? The user interfaces factor is synergistic. Think integrated. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100% 100% 100 percent accurate! We constantly facilitate wireless networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! What does the commonly-accepted term "dynamic" really mean? What does it really mean to evolve "interactively"? What does the commonly-used term "research and development" really mean? Our integrated feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end data hygiene and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our intuitive research and development but our capability to incubate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!