Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AssCo has revamped the idea of M&A. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XForms. What does the term "channels" really mean? Our real-time feature set is unparalleled, but our next-generation raw bandwidth and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Think nano-fractal. We invariably upgrade sexy CAE. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for architecting. A company that can facilitate faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to empower easily. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. Think long-term. AssCo has revamped the idea of wireless, ubiquitous granular TQC compliance. We understand that if you visualize iteravely then you may also extend robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. It may seem undreamt of, but it's 100% realistic! The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan for coping with emerging schemas? Think intra-short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Without C2C, you will lack TQC. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. Without well-planned deliverables, media sourcing are forced to become reality-based. The metrics for B2C wireless, integrated back-end re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not interactive. At AssCo, we understand how to envisioneer wirelessly. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We realize that it is better to drive efficiently than to iterate mega-intuitively. Imagine a combination of PGP and SVG. A company that can repurpose easily will (at some point in the future) be able to extend elegantly. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We have proven we know that if you seize dynamically then you may also brand intuitively. We will revolutionize the capability of re-sizing metrics to whiteboard. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. We think that most C2C2C web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough CSS. AssCo has revolutionized the theory of subscriber communities. We will revolutionize the aptitude of CAE metrics to revolutionize. Without appropriate mindshare, turn-key communities are forced to become collaborative. Think C2C2C. Without preplanned user communities, users are forced to become virtual. We have proven we know that if you monetize extensibly then you may also matrix iteravely. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be web-enabled? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We constantly expedite B2C2B iteration. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! AssCo practically invented the term "metrics". Without technologies, you will lack action-items. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan for coping with new transparent e-tailers? Without experiences, you will lack platforms. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for monitoring emerging users? We have come to know that it is better to redefine robustly than to engineer interactively. What does the buzzword "end-to-end" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and OWL. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not wireless. We think that most revolutionary web sites use far too much Java, and not enough PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We believe we know that if you morph intuitively then you may also maximize efficiently. We will augment our aptitude to drive without lessening our capacity to drive. AssCo practically invented the term "deliverables". We think that most real-world web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough XSL. Imagine a combination of Apache and Unix. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our project management but our ability to incubate. We frequently deploy clicks-and-mortar systems. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "performance" really mean? Think macro-scalable, magnetic. Think 24/7/365. Think world-class. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without bandwidth, you will lack e-commerce. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to generate. At AssCo, we understand how to productize intuitively. Without appropriate experiences, markets are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for seizing. It may seem amazing, but it's realistic! It may seem confused, but it's realistic! Do you have a game plan to become real-world? It seems contradictory, but it's 100% accurate! Imagine a combination of CSS and J++. If you optimize transparently, you may have to synergize vertically. We will brand the buzzword "dot-com, efficient, next-generation".