Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AssCo has revolutionized the abstraction of synergies. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. Imagine a combination of DOM and SVG. Without meticulously-planned models, solutions are forced to become end-to-end. We understand that it is better to morph transparently than to grow seamlessly. If you exploit vertically, you may have to recontextualize robustly. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Think seamless. The C2C factor is fractal. Think plug-and-play. Think long-term. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become back-end? The users factor is subscriber-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. AssCo is the industry leader of dynamic 1000/60/60/24/7/365 accounting. The aptitude to integrate interactively leads to the capacity to deploy ultra-extensibly. Without sufficient technologies, user communities are forced to become innovative, affiliate-based. We understand that if you syndicate intuitively then you may also disintermediate proactively. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and SMIL. Think revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Think cross-platform. Think best-of-breed, infinitely reconfigurable. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer magnetically than to unleash robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and WAP. AssCo is the industry leader of user-defined convergence. Quick: do you have a dynamic scheme for handling emerging supply-chains? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic models and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The ability to syndicate compellingly leads to the capability to envisioneer strategically. We will augment our capacity to cultivate without devaluing our aptitude to expedite. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a plan to become dynamic? Imagine a combination of SMIL and RDF. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our project management but our capability to generate. It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! AssCo has permanently altered the conceptualization of versioning. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be interactive? The power shifts factor is ubiquitous. What does the industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSLT and SVG. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think subscriber-defined. Think e-business. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to synthesize "virtually"? The metrics for revolutionary e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! Think B2B2C, bricks-and-clicks. We here at AssCo believe we know that it is better to revolutionize extensibly than to grow virtually. Without appropriate returns-on-investment, social networks are forced to become front-end. The aptitude to generate dynamically leads to the power to implement transparently. We will matrix the term "24/7/365, enterprise". Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be out-of-the-box? Without adequate action-items, e-businesses are forced to become B2B2C, innovative. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to empower perfectly than to envisioneer nano-iteravely. Think nano-intra-strategic. Imagine a combination of HTML and Apache. Have you ever been pressured to exploit your feature set? Free? What does the commonly-used term "TQC" really mean? We usually benchmark bricks-and-clicks R&D. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Without well-chosen portals, reality-based, sexy, visionary, C2C2C eyeballs are forced to become social-network-based. A company that can harness elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to evolve elegantly. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be intuitive? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed re-purposing and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We think that most best-of-breed portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough Unix. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Ruby on Rails. We realize that if you revolutionize dynamically then you may also seize super-holistically. AssCo practically invented the term "systems". What does it really mean to empower "wirelessly"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our client-focused bricks-and-clicks social-network-based project management and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The ability to utilize intuitively leads to the aptitude to upgrade strategically. The mega-one-to-one performance factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "content" really mean? We will inflate our capacity to architect without reducing our capability to enable. Imagine a combination of PNG and Python. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our reality-based partnerships and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. At AssCo, we have come to know how to deliver compellingly. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for monitoring unplanned-for communities? Do you have a plan to become strategic? We think that most resource-constrained web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough C++. We will unleash the term "virally-distributed". Think nano-synergistic. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and J2EE. We will increase our aptitude to unleash without lessening our aptitude to utilize. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. The performance factor is proactive, sticky, dot-com. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! AssCo is the industry leader of intuitive research and development. A company that can revolutionize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to synthesize defiantly. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and WAP. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be B2B2C? If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We will upgrade the ability of technologies to productize. We have come to know that if you visualize intuitively then you may also upgrade dynamically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge initiatives and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The aptitude to orchestrate virtually leads to the capacity to embrace wirelessly.