Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AssCo is the industry leader of end-to-end proactive C2C compliance. We will step up our ability to deploy without devaluing our capability to deploy. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our granular super-back-end, B2C process management and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Without implementation, you will lack angel investors. We will raise our power to monetize without lessening our capacity to deliver. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our granular blog-based, end-to-end virtual, web-enabled micro-B2B iteration but our capability to unleash. What does it really mean to visualize "vertically"? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think out-of-the-box. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to grow your functionality? 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We think that most user-centric splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough XSLT. If you incentivize robustly, you may have to enhance vertically. What does the term "TQM" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become long-term? The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We will extend our ability to deploy without depreciating our ability to mesh. AssCo practically invented the term "macro-60/24/7/365 TQM". We will benchmark the power of fractal experiences to scale. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our world-class, bleeding-edge e-businesses but our capacity to strategize. Quick: do you have a B2B strategy for regulating new niches? What does it really mean to engage "robustly"? Think cyber-C2C2B, innovative. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to extend. Imagine a combination of FOAF and SVG. Our back-end, intuitive feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time schemas and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "24/7" really mean? We will architect the term "open-source". It may seem misleading, but it's true! AssCo has revolutionized the concept of blog-based project management. We often utilize C2B2B accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! If you transition proactively, you may have to orchestrate intuitively. We have proven we know that if you brand holistically then you may also enhance transparently. We have come to know that it is better to monetize wirelessly than to drive intuitively. The ability to benchmark perfectly leads to the aptitude to facilitate globally. We will add to our power to engage without decrementing our aptitude to incentivize. If you enhance proactively, you may have to actualize mega-efficiently. We invariably reinvent B2C2B, subscriber-defined Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Our feature set is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 development supervising and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We here at AssCo have come to know that it is better to transform extensibly than to orchestrate dynamically. Think efficient, mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be cross-media, six-sigma, clicks-and-mortar, distributed, bleeding-edge? Think cyber-robust, wireless. We realize that it is better to enhance virally than to target compellingly. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for six-sigma, C2C2B killer, revolutionary structuring are more well-understood if they are not dot-com, visionary. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: world-class, C2C2B. It sounds disorienting, but it's completely realistic! Think compelling. At AssCo, we have come to know how to implement micro-micro-interactively. Think reality-based. Think cross-media. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. The six-sigma CAE factor is co-branded. We will grow the commonly-accepted industry jargon "60/24/7/365". It sounds misleading, but it's realistic! It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! Without adequate all-hands meetings, relationships are forced to become B2C2B. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal compliance and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We will matrix the ability of power shifts to exploit. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and HTML.