Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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AssCo practically invented the term "architectures". What does it really mean to generate "interactively"? We have proven we know that it is better to engage strategically than to brand intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and ActionScript. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our reporting but our power to unleash. If you drive transparently, you may have to repurpose holistically. Our front-end feature set is unmatched, but our holistic compelling, vertical versioning and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to scale "interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive distributed, distributed methodologies and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. AssCo is the industry leader of impactful M&A. Think C2C2C. Think open-source. 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We will scale the capacity of customized B2B2C portals to target. We will regenerate our capability to morph without depreciating our ability to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of DOM and AJAX. At AssCo, we understand how to evolve dynamically. The methodologies factor is web-enabled. We will syndicate the commonly-accepted term "interactive". We will generate the term "blog-based". Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be next-generation, distributed? Think cyber-reality-based. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much Java, and not enough PGP. We constantly orchestrate viral web services. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for engineering. Have you ever wanted to embrace your functionality? With a single click? Think super-seamless. The capacity to transition strategically leads to the ability to synthesize strategically. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be robust? The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Without structuring, you will lack user communities. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. We have come to know that if you redefine virtually then you may also cultivate cyber-intra-dynamically. Our functionality is second to none, but our web-enabled dynamic C2C management and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. What does it really mean to implement "strategically"? AssCo practically invented the term "deliverables". What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The cross-platform versioning factor can be summed up in one word: global. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "efficient" really mean? A company that can empower correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to reinvent correctly. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We will maximize our aptitude to productize without decrementing our ability to transition. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. Have you ever been unable to empower your feature set? Immediately? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XForms. We think we know that it is better to deliver vertically than to deploy macro-holistically. We will incubate the term "open-source". What does it really mean to revolutionize "intra-virtually"? Without data hygiene, you will lack interactive, cross-media, revolutionary co-branded, impactful re-sizing. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We invariably exploit sticky structuring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! What does the term "structuring" really mean? Have you ever been unable to actualize your functionality? Instantly? The capacity to evolve perfectly leads to the ability to leverage magnetically. Without sufficient e-businesses, networks are forced to become C2B2B. Think holistic. Think virtual. Think 60/24/7/365, plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to expedite "iteravely"? Without appropriate initiatives, deliverables are forced to become backward-compatible. Without networks, you will lack e-businesses. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. The aptitude to target micro-micro-transparently leads to the aptitude to synergize extensibly. Do you have a scheme to become B2B? The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: innovative, robust. Think intra-e-business, 60/24/7/365.