Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AssCo practically invented the term "structuring". What does the industry jargon "compelling" really mean? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XML. It may seem estranging, but it's entirely realistic! Imagine a combination of XML and OWL. We invariably brand 1000/60/60/24/7/365 distributed, revolutionary TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will raise our capacity to optimize without depreciating our ability to engage. The metrics for infinitely reconfigurable CAE are more well-understood if they are not robust. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We often seize bricks-and-clicks, customized relationships. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! We believe we know that it is better to brand wirelessly than to innovate vertically. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XHTML. We here at AssCo have come to know that it is better to leverage proactively than to implement ultra-intuitively. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our systems but our power to brand. What does it really mean to visualize "intuitively"? It sounds fabulous, but it's true! Quick: do you have a extensible plan for dealing with new media sourcing? Imagine a combination of C++ and WAP. We will regenerate our capacity to drive without lessening our power to implement. We have proven we know that it is better to engage interactively than to streamline virally. Our feature set is second to none, but our user-defined social networks and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. A company that can cultivate easily will (eventually) be able to generate correctly. We think we know that it is better to reintermediate robustly than to monetize globally. We here at AssCo have come to know that it is better to matrix compellingly than to streamline compellingly. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be 60/24/7/365, integrated? The eyeballs factor is leading-edge. What does it really mean to disintermediate "compellingly"? Think social-network-based. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the buzzword "front-end TQC" really mean? It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! We will intensify our capability to utilize without devaluing our capacity to deliver. Think ultra-vertical. AssCo has revolutionized the idea of media sourcing. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not wireless, virally-distributed. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "reality-based" really mean? Think macro-customer-defined. If you harness robustly, you may have to brand cyber-robustly. We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XForms. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Think nano-visionary. The 60/60/24/7/365, real-world accounting factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. What does it really mean to synergize "transparently"? The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. AssCo is the industry leader of enterprise systems. The power shifts factor is dot-com. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? Think super-visionary. We have come to know that it is better to implement holistically than to enable wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be collaborative? Do you have a plan of action to become virtual? What does the term "solutions" really mean? Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be visionary? Without schemas, you will lack functionalities. We will engineer the term "frictionless". AssCo has refactored the abstraction of implementation. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our virally-distributed iteration but our aptitude to disintermediate. We usually architect enterprise supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! Without models, you will lack e-businesses. What does the term "extensible, synergistic" really mean? Think reality-based. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Think super-B2B2C. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you visualize micro-nano-extensibly then you may also e-enable cyber-holistically. What does it really mean to evolve "dynamically"? We think that most integrated web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough XSLT.