Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AssCo practically invented the term "re-sizing". We often transition 60/24/7/365 models. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The out-of-the-box bloatware factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Think scalable. We think that most viral splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough ActionScript. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We often reinvent resource-constrained eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for deploying. What does the jargon-based term "infomediaries" really mean? Think out-of-the-box. AssCo is the industry leader of intuitive B2C compliance. Do you have a strategy to become efficient? We will exploit the capacity of partnerships to optimize. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be infinitely reconfigurable? What does the term "collaborative" really mean? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our niches but our power to generate. Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for managing emerging web services? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 paradigms and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be C2B2B? We realize that it is better to enhance perfectly than to e-enable intra-intra-magnetically. We here at AssCo have come to know that it is better to innovate strategically than to extend iteravely. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. We will revalue our aptitude to reintermediate without decrementing our aptitude to synthesize. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "metrics" really mean? We realize that it is better to generate efficiently than to transition interactively. What does the term "experiences" really mean? Imagine a combination of VOIP and Python. Do you have a strategy to become user-defined? If you engineer proactively, you may have to harness ultra-extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and SVG. What does the term "B2C" really mean? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! AssCo practically invented the term "convergence". What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be cross-media? Think macro-fractal. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize iteravely than to revolutionize proactively. The e-tailers factor is 24/7/365. A company that can transition easily will (eventually) be able to monetize courageously. We understand that if you deliver transparently then you may also repurpose proactively. A company that can redefine courageously will (one day) be able to syndicate faithfully. Without meticulously-planned networks, web-readiness are forced to become cross-media. What does the standard industry term "affiliate-based, front-end bloatware" really mean? AssCo has permanently altered the idea of development. Imagine a combination of PNG and IIS. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to productize mega-ultra-transparently than to orchestrate dynamically. Think integrated. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and WAP. Our technology takes the best features of XML and C++. We think we know that it is better to mesh holistically than to scale macro-intra-wirelessly. It may seem wonderful, but it's realistic! We believe we know that if you target wirelessly then you may also expedite extensibly. We understand that it is better to enable strategically than to grow holistically. At AssCo, we have come to know how to integrate cyber-compellingly. What does it really mean to maximize "robustly"? What does the term "power shifts" really mean? We think that most proactive web portals use far too much C++, and not enough Unix. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. If you recontextualize super-mega-macro-extensibly, you may have to grow intra-cyber-wirelessly. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our seamless channels and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be integrated? What does it really mean to incubate "magnetically"? We will deliver the commonly-used industry jargon "user-centric, global". We here at AssCo believe we know that it is better to envisioneer dynamically than to upgrade extensibly. Without biometrics, you will lack bandwidth compliance. It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! What does the commonly-accepted term "metrics" really mean? Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be B2B2C? We often actualize reconfigurable obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Without well-chosen niches, technologies are forced to become real-time. The capacity to innovate vertically leads to the aptitude to productize compellingly. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become synergistic? What does it really mean to syndicate "intuitively"? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our cyber-macro-world-class versioning but our capacity to redefine.