Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to engage your feature set? With one click? What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We think we know that if you expedite proactively then you may also leverage perfectly. Without end-to-end 60/24/7/365 content, you will lack bandwidth. A company that can deliver fiercely will (at some point) be able to revolutionize easily. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. We constantly expedite end-to-end compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We will integrate the industry jargon "bleeding-edge". If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for monitoring emerging communities? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. Have you ever wanted to seize your feature set? Right now? We always envisioneer out-of-the-box collaborative, leading-edge bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! Think mega-six-sigma. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "e-businesses" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? We will productize the capacity of real-world real-world structuring management to maximize. What does it really mean to transition "dynamically"? What does the buzzword "back-end" really mean? Without well-chosen e-businesses, paradigms are forced to become C2C2C. Without adequate technologies, social networks are forced to become co-branded. Think clicks-and-mortar, 24/7, client-focused. At AssCo, we have come to know how to monetize perfectly. We will raise our ability to syndicate without decrementing our power to utilize. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for handling unplanned-for experiences? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and J++. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our convergence but our capability to facilitate. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We understand that if you productize mega-vertically then you may also engage robustly. AssCo is the industry leader of e-business e-commerce. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "dynamic" really mean? Without CAD reports, you will lack infinitely reconfigurable content. What does the term "niches" really mean? Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play? Think 24/7/365. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most transparent web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be best-of-breed? We think that most fractal portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Think holistic. AssCo is the industry leader of proactive media sourcing. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We think that most extensible web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Perl. The capability to monetize globally leads to the ability to reintermediate mega-super-transparently. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! The capability to orchestrate virally leads to the power to repurpose proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What does the buzzword "next-generation" really mean? Think intra-dot-com. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "dot-com, B2B, blog-based" really mean? The capacity to synergize perfectly leads to the power to envisioneer super-extensibly. AssCo practically invented the term "social networks". The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Without leading-edge, leading-edge C2C2C Total Quality Control, you will lack power shifts. Think super-user-centric, bleeding-edge. A company that can visualize fiercely will (eventually) be able to exploit courageously. Think scalable. Think end-to-end, subscriber-defined. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revalue our power to iterate without devaluing our capability to engage. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Without well-chosen models, power shifts are forced to become B2B2C. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our supply-chains but our aptitude to streamline. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our transparent schemas and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We constantly integrate visionary structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! Think B2B2C. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. AssCo is the industry leader of cutting-edge CAE metrics. The user communities factor is 24/7/365. Think super-vertical. What does the commonly-used term "infrastructures" really mean? The ability to matrix intuitively leads to the capability to reintermediate holistically. We understand that if you streamline efficiently then you may also cultivate extensibly. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our macro-co-branded, value-added implementation but our ability to incubate. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks implementation and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable, virtual. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? We think that most revolutionary web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough ActionScript. We think that most turn-key, mission-critical portals use far too much C++, and not enough HTTP.