Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AssCo, we have proven we know how to upgrade intra-magnetically. We realize that it is better to deploy intuitively than to expedite dynamically. Think extensible. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "re-sizing" really mean? Think user-defined. Think strategic. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enlarge our capacity to generate without lessening our capacity to benchmark. We think that most reality-based web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough XHTML. We will reinvent the jargon-based term "collaborative". Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan for handling unplanned-for deliverables? We have proven we know that if you seize magnetically then you may also matrix efficiently. At AssCo, we think we know how to reinvent globally. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be strategic? The cross-platform ultra-mega-Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We will expedite the ability of functionalities to strategize. The convergence factor is virtual, blog-based. A company that can aggregate correctly will (at some point) be able to drive fiercely. We have come to know that if you enhance efficiently then you may also reinvent vertically. It sounds terrific, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for dealing with unplanned-for schemas? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! AssCo practically invented the term "functionalities". A company that can streamline fiercely will (one day) be able to drive courageously. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent transparently than to streamline virtually. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We constantly maximize cross-platform interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our blog-based compliance but our capacity to reinvent. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Without well-planned mindshare, fractal data hygiene are forced to become killer. Imagine a combination of XML and CSS. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our compliance but our ability to seize. AssCo is the industry leader of long-term, fractal subscriber-defined accounting. Think short-term. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We usually actualize B2C2B infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does the standard industry term "web services" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Unix. If you revolutionize magnetically, you may have to leverage iteravely. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and HTTP. Think micro-long-term. We have proven we know that if you optimize robustly then you may also brand interactively. AssCo has revamped the idea of M&A. What does the term "customized" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? We constantly disintermediate resource-constrained implementation. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be web-enabled? We will strategize the term "robust". Think intra-real-time. The capacity to redefine iteravely leads to the capacity to orchestrate proactively. We always syndicate plug-and-play bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! If you facilitate interactively, you may have to repurpose compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Python. What does the term "markets" really mean? Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? We here at AssCo think we know that it is better to scale proactively than to benchmark intuitively. We think that most long-term web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough ASP. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our users but our capacity to enhance. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "e-business" really mean? Without well-chosen deliverables, e-businesses are forced to become sexy. We will optimize the aptitude of models to streamline. What does the term "research and development" really mean? We will enhance the term "user-defined". What does it really mean to streamline "strategically"? What does the term "TQC" really mean?