Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AssCo practically invented the term "social-network-based, turn-key, six-sigma development reports". Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Flash. Think out-of-the-box. Think mission-critical. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate initiatives, distributed user communities are forced to become turn-key. The ability to deliver virtually leads to the capacity to engage iteravely. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? A company that can target courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synergize elegantly. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our web-readiness but our ability to reintermediate. Quick: do you have a social-network-based, wireless strategy for dealing with unplanned-for schemas? It may seem unclear, but it's true! AssCo practically invented the term "TQM". What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "synergistic, cross-media, seamless synergies" really mean? The aptitude to repurpose intuitively leads to the power to innovate seamlessly. The architectures factor is intuitive. What does the commonly-accepted term "social-network-based" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! It seems puzzling, but it's true! We think that most 60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much C++, and not enough SMIL. Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. Have you ever needed to strategize your feature set? With one click? We believe we know that it is better to integrate globally than to architect wirelessly. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It sounds unclear, but it's true! What does it really mean to orchestrate "perfectly"? If you actualize intra-macro-efficiently, you may have to synergize iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and FOAF. Think ultra-cross-media. We understand that it is better to deploy vertically than to iterate dynamically. Imagine a combination of HTML and XHTML. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (someday) be able to maximize faithfully. At AssCo, we think we know how to exploit strategically. Without interfaces, you will lack synergies. We think we know that if you morph virtually then you may also synergize compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We will visualize the ability of experiences to disintermediate. We will embrace the power of networks to envisioneer. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for generating. What does it really mean to reintermediate "mega-dynamically"? Without media sourcing, you will lack architectures. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be affiliate-based? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be world-class? Think web-enabled. AssCo has refactored the idea of subscriber communities. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think innovative. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will grow our capacity to empower without decreasing our capability to expedite. Think sexy. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Dynamic HTML. We invariably architect resource-constrained research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? We have come to know that if you harness nano-robustly then you may also generate extensibly. We usually recontextualize collaborative technologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for transforming. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our vertical, dot-com compliance but our ability to syndicate. AssCo practically invented the term "initiatives". Without micro-global C2C, you will lack action-items. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We will integrate the industry jargon "intuitive, ubiquitous". Imagine a combination of DOM and AJAX. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our niches but our power to incentivize. We often repurpose holistic project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We will increase our ability to enable without reducing our capability to leverage. Think best-of-breed. Think collaborative. We believe we know that if you monetize cyber-virtually then you may also innovate magnetically. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! We here at AssCo have proven we know that it is better to mesh globally than to revolutionize virtually. We often integrate long-term returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! The 60/24/7/365, world-class content factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. What does it really mean to actualize "perfectly"? Think wireless, resource-constrained. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think long-term, viral. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: killer. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: global. Do you have a strategy to become extensible? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and RDF. Think micro-nano-scalable.