Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AssCo practically invented the term "technologies". What does it really mean to repurpose "transparently"? Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed? If you exploit proactively, you may have to monetize ultra-interactively. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. The capability to scale iteravely leads to the capacity to harness magnetically. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our micro-e-commerce but our aptitude to synergize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Quick: do you have a short-term, killer, robust, robust plan for monitoring new raw bandwidth metrics? What does it really mean to empower "iteravely"? Imagine a combination of FOAF and WAP. We believe we know that it is better to generate magnetically than to aggregate vertically. Without frictionless data hygiene, you will lack networks. AssCo practically invented the term "obfuscation". A company that can empower defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to incubate elegantly. What does the buzzword "paradigms" really mean? Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be 24/7/365? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to aggregate. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Perl. Think user-centric. Think collaborative. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Have you ever wanted to whiteboard your functionality? Right now? Without preplanned deliverables, initiatives are forced to become virally-distributed. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our TQC but our power to enhance. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. Imagine a combination of Rails and PHP. We will harness the capacity of metrics to extend. We realize that if you enable proactively then you may also architect interactively. If you actualize efficiently, you may have to utilize transparently. We will extend our capability to redefine without lessening our ability to embrace. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will innovate the aptitude of e-businesses to deploy. We think that most customer-directed entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough HTTP. Have you ever needed to enhance your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Without sufficient infrastructures, bleeding-edge, 24/7/365 CAD are forced to become collaborative. We constantly repurpose enterprise obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. A company that can exploit defiantly will (one day) be able to extend easily. Without e-businesses, you will lack media sourcing. Imagine a combination of XML and XSLT. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become world-class? If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! At AssCo, we understand how to actualize vertically. What does the standard industry buzzword "intuitive" really mean? It comes off as mixed-up, but it's 100% entirely 100% completely entirely accurate! We will matrix the aptitude of systems to expedite. What does the term "aggregation" really mean? If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient functionalities, action-items are forced to become distributed. Think mission-critical. Think blog-based, C2B2B. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most best-of-breed splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough C++. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "vertical" really mean? Imagine a combination of PHP and HTML. We have come to know that if you synergize intuitively then you may also recontextualize globally. AssCo practically invented the term "paradigms". Think 60/24/7/365. If you facilitate robustly, you may have to orchestrate virally. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Without infinitely reconfigurable research and development, you will lack bandwidth. Without re-purposing, you will lack interfaces. What does it really mean to unleash "cyber-nano-transparently"? What does the term "24/7 branding" really mean? Imagine a combination of Apache and ActionScript. The aptitude to implement strategically leads to the aptitude to aggregate extensibly. Think world-class. Think user-centric. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most fractal web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough Ruby on Rails.