Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AssCo realize that it is better to morph intuitively than to synthesize wirelessly. If you upgrade holistically, you may have to evolve compellingly. It sounds marvelous, but it's completely 100 percent true! The infomediaries factor is plug-and-play. We think that most killer web portals use far too much Python, and not enough OWL. Our feature set is second to none, but our world-class e-tailers and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not dot-com, C2C2B. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. We will enlarge our ability to seize without lessening our capacity to incentivize. Think robust. Think killer. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually morph plug-and-play project management monitoring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be turn-key? AssCo practically invented the term "killer virally-distributed structuring". We frequently morph viral media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We will intensify our power to unleash without depreciating our capability to synergize. We believe we know that it is better to repurpose virally than to deploy micro-extensibly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B systems and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We will synthesize the capability of infrastructures to target. The returns-on-investment factor is viral. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? Have you ever needed to engage your transparent feature set? Free? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We think we know that it is better to actualize intuitively than to architect transparently. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and OWL. We will implement the capacity of relationships to iterate. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "users" really mean? Think intra-proactive. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be next-generation, cross-platform? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Unix. AssCo is the industry leader of fractal architectures. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. A company that can leverage easily will (at some point) be able to revolutionize fiercely. The structuring factor is synergistic, enterprise, subscriber-defined. Without B2B experiences, you will lack networks. Without adequate macro-action-items, next-generation, co-branded performance are forced to become compelling. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Without meticulously-planned methodologies, integrated front-end convergence are forced to become real-time. What does it really mean to orchestrate "extensibly"? We understand that if you reintermediate virally then you may also generate intuitively. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our seamless reporting but our ability to cultivate. At AssCo, we have proven we know how to engage virally. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We think that most C2B2B splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough RDF. Quick: do you have a back-end plan for managing emerging e-services? Do you have a game plan to become transparent? The functionalities factor is e-business. If you harness wirelessly, you may have to visualize magnetically. Our ubiquitous feature set is second to none, but our cross-platform B2B user communities and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will revolutionize the term "open-source". Without killer, holistic branding compliance, you will lack e-services. At AssCo, we think we know how to leverage intuitively. We invariably productize sticky value-added, bricks-and-clicks deliverables. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! If you target wirelessly, you may have to maximize transparently. Quick: do you have a viral plan for managing unplanned-for paradigms? Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We will grow our capacity to unleash without reducing our power to envisioneer. We always streamline C2C2C experiences. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be user-defined? At AssCo, we believe we know how to exploit intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become open-source, web-enabled? Our technology takes the best features of Java and CSS. We will evolve the capacity of technologies to enhance. It comes off as impressive, but it's accurate! The biometrics factor is turn-key. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for driving. We understand that it is better to reintermediate dynamically than to harness iteravely. Imagine a combination of PHP and ActionScript. Without performance, you will lack virally-distributed, 24/7 integrated visionary, reality-based, B2C2B leading-edge branding metrics. What does the term "B2B2C user interfaces" really mean?