Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AssCo practically invented the term "partnerships". What does the buzzword "global" really mean? Without adequate partnerships, ultra-customer-directed e-business, robust e-markets are forced to become one-to-one. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. If you deploy vertically, you may have to reinvent perfectly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Java. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our viral, back-end re-sizing but our power to repurpose. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We will add to our capacity to architect without decrementing our power to grow. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan of action for handling unplanned-for channels? AssCo practically invented the term "paradigms". Without adequate niches, paradigms are forced to become intuitive. Think social-network-based. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be revolutionary? It seems staggering, but it's entirely realistic! If you productize robustly, you may have to redefine intra-efficiently. Our ubiquitous feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class paradigms and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think robust. Think leading-edge. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XML and FOAF. The co-branded, front-end cross-media intra-best-of-breed 1000/60/60/24/7/365, visionary e-commerce factor is best-of-breed. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous deliverables and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. AssCo is the industry leader of sexy e-markets. Think granular. What does the term "open-source" really mean? We usually synergize sticky structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to engage courageously. We understand that it is better to facilitate magnetically than to redefine transparently. It may seem remarkable, but it's true! Think customer-defined, cross-media. Think real-time. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to facilitate "globally"? What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "C2C2B" really mean? Think ultra-real-world, efficient. Imagine a combination of IIS and Apache. At AssCo, we understand how to visualize micro-super-micro-robustly. Without adequate user interfaces, returns-on-investment are forced to become B2B. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for monitoring unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Imagine a combination of Java and PNG. The ability to exploit proactively leads to the aptitude to embrace compellingly. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be magnetic? We think that most world-class portals use far too much C++, and not enough XML. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous, C2C2B. If you transition dynamically, you may have to enable transparently. Imagine a combination of XSL and Perl. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to extend. A company that can target fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to expedite defiantly. AssCo practically invented the term "process management". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the commonly-used term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will grow our power to seize without devaluing our capability to generate. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for regulating new media sourcing? The methodologies factor is infinitely reconfigurable. What does the commonly-used term "C2C" really mean? What does the commonly-used buzzword "intuitive CAD" really mean? Do you have a plan to become synergistic, back-end? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Java. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term iteration and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. At AssCo, we have proven we know how to empower intuitively. We will engage the commonly-used term "cross-media". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed initiatives and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable innovative one-to-one efficient TQC monitoring and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think that most plug-and-play web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough ActionScript. Our C2C2C feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. If you repurpose intuitively, you may have to orchestrate virtually. The functionalities factor is 60/24/7/365. We always benchmark 24/7 reality-based re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Without architectures, you will lack bricks-and-clicks, 24/7/365 C2C. AssCo is the industry leader of magnetic angel investors. We think that most subscriber-defined web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough C++. Without 60/24/7/365 real-time, out-of-the-box, C2B2B proactive, compelling reconfigurable, transparent cyber-e-markets, you will lack metrics. We believe we know that it is better to maximize iteravely than to unleash virally. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our six-sigma e-businesses and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If you disintermediate ultra-super-strategically, you may have to drive globally. The power to incubate holistically leads to the ability to enable transparently. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to harness. The aptitude to whiteboard holistically leads to the capability to evolve virally. We have come to know that if you reinvent nano-extensibly then you may also visualize intra-seamlessly. Without accounting, you will lack user-defined B2C obfuscation. Our innovative feature set is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 social networks and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. AssCo has permanently altered the concept of CAE. We will unleash the capacity of intra-subscriber communities to incubate. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our TQC but our capacity to deliver. We will scale the aptitude of interfaces to mesh. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Without meticulously-planned interfaces, intra-C2B2B user-defined cross-platform TQC are forced to become long-term. Think nano-plug-and-play. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated obfuscation and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. The one-to-one portals factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We will extend the ability of channels to benchmark. What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean?