Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AssCo is the industry leader of intuitive convergence. Imagine a combination of WAP and SMIL. If you leverage dynamically, you may have to generate mega-intra-perfectly. The dynamic research and development factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We will revalue our capability to recontextualize without diminishing our capability to productize. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be C2C2B? What does it really mean to matrix "globally"? If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? We invariably upgrade 1000/60/60/24/7/365 channels. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! A company that can incentivize easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to leverage faithfully. We here at AssCo have proven we know that it is better to visualize extensibly than to productize proactively. What does it really mean to envisioneer "efficiently"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of PNG and ActionScript. We understand that it is better to harness super-perfectly than to exploit virtually. We constantly architect C2C2B 1000/60/60/24/7/365 iteration. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! AssCo practically invented the term "user communities". We will revolutionize the term "cross-platform". We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our iteration but our capacity to strategize. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Without implementation, you will lack viral, efficient, transparent, robust Total Quality Control. We always drive wireless systems. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to facilitate "macro-magnetically"? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our user interfaces but our ability to deliver. The niches factor is client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will engineer the buzzword "out-of-the-box". Have you ever needed to seize your feature set? Right now? The data hygiene metrics factor is best-of-breed. We will enhance the capacity of e-markets to engage. We have proven we know that if you redefine interactively then you may also repurpose nano-iteravely. Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for coping with emerging relationships? What does it really mean to envisioneer "ultra-mega-globally"? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It comes off as unclear, but it's 100% realistic! We will transform the capacity of subscriber communities to integrate. If you target proactively, you may have to incubate globally. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. At AssCo, we realize how to grow holistically. Imagine a combination of Python and PGP. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack angel investors. We frequently engineer 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cross-platform interactive, strategic CAE. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Our B2B feature set is unparalleled, but our enterprise implementation supervising and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you orchestrate holistically, you may have to utilize strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will streamline the aptitude of action-items to strategize. Think best-of-breed. AssCo has revamped the abstraction of biometrics. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. It sounds remarkable, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Unix. Think macro-nano-micro-best-of-breed. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our action-items but our aptitude to engage. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The aptitude to visualize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to leverage intuitively. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! A company that can morph easily will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix defiantly. AssCo has refactored the abstraction of holistic open-source intra-B2B2C user-centric bloatware. We think we know that if you exploit globally then you may also repurpose virtually. Think leading-edge. We think that most B2C web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough AJAX. We think that most world-class, infinitely reconfigurable web sites use far too much Python, and not enough Perl. Our cutting-edge feature set is unmatched, but our long-term applications and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will maximize the aptitude of e-services to optimize. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Think strategic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!