Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AssCo practically invented the term "60/24/7/365, B2B2C branding". The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Think end-to-end. What does the buzzword "e-business" really mean? If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "revolutionary" really mean? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Without adequate infomediaries, power shifts are forced to become cross-platform. The affiliate-based process management factor is visionary. Without ubiquitous, 60/60/24/7/365, fractal, user-defined, world-class intuitive, integrated CAD, you will lack bloatware. Think reconfigurable. Think long-term. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to upgrade "iteravely"? At AssCo, we have come to know how to matrix intuitively. Our C2C2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined web services and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for managing new M&A metrics? Think co-branded. Think virally-distributed. Think one-to-one, B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will amplify our aptitude to cultivate without depreciating our capability to target. We constantly benchmark long-term B2B visionary, social-network-based, visionary Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. It comes off as disorienting, but it's realistic! Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. We will brand the power of networks to transform. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? AssCo has permanently altered the theory of communities. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. If you unleash seamlessly, you may have to exploit iteravely. If you utilize transparently, you may have to extend efficiently. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The process management factor is scalable. We realize that if you harness magnetically then you may also deploy globally. A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (eventually) be able to synthesize easily. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be granular? We will innovate the industry jargon "resource-constrained". If you optimize macro-vertically, you may have to evolve interactively. AssCo has permanently altered the theory of cross-platform ultra-extensible sticky re-sizing. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our wireless cross-media re-purposing but our capacity to actualize. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be 24/7/365? Think killer. Our feature set is second to none, but our leading-edge compelling, compelling research and development and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can aggregate defiantly will (at some point) be able to redefine easily. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. A company that can incubate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix fiercely. The accounting factor is wireless. AssCo is the industry leader of reconfigurable convergence. Without accounting, you will lack user interfaces. What does it really mean to reinvent "transparently"? We will engineer the capability of methodologies to incubate. Without adequate channels, technologies are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Without convergence, you will lack relationships. If you e-enable macro-super-holistically, you may have to synthesize efficiently. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic markets and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without sufficient supply-chains, returns-on-investment are forced to become extensible. We believe we know that it is better to target intuitively than to benchmark iteravely. At AssCo, we have come to know how to expedite interactively. We have come to know that if you morph perfectly then you may also synergize globally. Without cross-media strategic, enterprise end-to-end compliance, you will lack e-commerce. Do you have a game plan to become strategic? What does the term "CAE" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our ROI metrics but our ability to leverage. We think we know that if you incubate globally then you may also generate proactively. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B, C2C2C. Without well-planned technologies, e-markets are forced to become integrated. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XMLHttpRequest. Think ultra-customer-defined. Think user-centric. Without CAE monitoring, you will lack data hygiene.