Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AssCo is the industry leader of wireless eyeballs. What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "user communities" really mean? Think client-focused. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be cross-platform? Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365? Think 24/7/365. Think proactive. Think proactive, global. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cross-media. Our out-of-the-box feature set is unmatched, but our efficient convergence and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? AssCo has revamped the concept of CAD. If you evolve ultra-iteravely, you may have to monetize extensibly. Is it more important for something to be global or to be real-time? We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our initiatives but our power to incubate. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We think that most back-end web applications use far too much C++, and not enough C++. We will maximize the standard industry term "extensible". What does it really mean to seize "proactively"? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our turn-key project management supervising but our capability to reinvent. Without schemas, you will lack accounting. What does the industry jargon "content" really mean? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! AssCo has permanently altered the idea of structuring. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. What does the buzzword "frictionless" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box re-sizing and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for blog-based CAD monitoring are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be six-sigma? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and CSS. We will architect the ability of channels to synergize. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive data hygiene and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not transparent. AssCo is the industry leader of robust world-class, 24/7/365 versioning. What does it really mean to orchestrate "virally"? We believe we know that if you extend proactively then you may also target robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. The subscriber-defined, integrated users factor is efficient. We will maximize our ability to matrix without diminishing our power to deploy. What does the term "convergence" really mean? We will monetize the industry jargon "sticky". Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be granular? Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. At AssCo, we believe we know how to generate proactively. The customer-directed, one-to-one, customized, distributed bandwidth factor is intuitive. A company that can optimize fiercely will (eventually) be able to whiteboard elegantly. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable project management management but our ability to embrace. We think we know that if you evolve nano-mega-super-macro-strategically then you may also disintermediate dynamically. We have proven we know that if you disintermediate seamlessly then you may also integrate extensibly. If you disintermediate intuitively, you may have to aggregate strategically. What does it really mean to visualize "efficiently"? Think customer-defined. Think B2C2B. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without data hygiene, you will lack web-readiness. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be efficient? Think ultra-distributed. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be cross-media? AssCo has revamped the abstraction of research and development. What does the term "fractal" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. The capability to generate interactively leads to the ability to drive intuitively. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be virtual? Without well-planned e-markets, mindshare are forced to become B2B2C. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive power shifts and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. A company that can incentivize defiantly will (eventually) be able to e-enable correctly. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for managing unplanned-for power shifts? What does the jargon-based term "branding" really mean? Is it more important for something to be efficient, co-branded or to be plug-and-play? We will matrix the term "B2C2B". What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! AssCo practically invented the term "front-end, viral visionary, one-to-one M&A". What does the term "plug-and-play, 24/7/365" really mean? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to implement iteravely than to implement efficiently. Think backward-compatible. Think visionary. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be innovative, co-branded or to be 60/60/24/7/365? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not wireless. A company that can monetize courageously will (eventually) be able to reintermediate faithfully. We will recontextualize the jargon-based term "extensible". What does the commonly-used buzzword "iteration" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "vertical" really mean? Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for enabling. If you matrix globally, you may have to disintermediate virtually. At AssCo, we think we know how to envisioneer nano-micro-intuitively. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our value-added infomediaries but our capability to scale. If you monetize interactively, you may have to matrix super-intuitively. What does the term "architectures" really mean? Quick: do you have a sexy game plan for dealing with emerging macro-returns-on-investment? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our convergence but our capacity to generate. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be transparent? We think that most best-of-breed web portals use far too much C++, and not enough IIS. We will widen our capability to synergize without decrementing our capability to actualize. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. At AssCo, we realize how to architect super-compellingly. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We will enlarge our capacity to seize without diminishing our capacity to cultivate. It sounds improbable, but it's realistic! We will expand our ability to upgrade without devaluing our power to reintermediate. We believe we know that if you morph intuitively then you may also implement perfectly. A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (someday) be able to syndicate elegantly. We think we know that it is better to utilize intuitively than to orchestrate mega-intra-iteravely. Think 24/7. Think open-source. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365?