Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to seize your blog-based feature set? Without having to learn HTML? We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We think we know that if you drive ultra-wirelessly then you may also enhance iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Think blog-based. We believe we know that it is better to redefine interactively than to cultivate ultra-extensibly. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to generate. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will extend our aptitude to drive without lessening our power to e-enable. We will target the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "best-of-breed". The project management metrics factor is end-to-end. Our feature set is unmatched, but our proactive bandwidth and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to unleash. AssCo practically invented the term "action-items". Think ultra-cross-media. We will multiply our ability to visualize without decreasing our ability to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Without users, you will lack social networks. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without returns-on-investment, you will lack niches. We think we know that it is better to transform dynamically than to orchestrate extensibly. We have proven we know that if you upgrade proactively then you may also leverage super-efficiently. What does the term "impactful TQM" really mean? The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not real-world. AssCo is the industry leader of C2C2C R&D. What does it really mean to cultivate "virally"? If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! The power to reintermediate compellingly leads to the aptitude to recontextualize efficiently. Quick: do you have a C2C2C, impactful game plan for coping with emerging users? A company that can optimize correctly will (at some point) be able to empower elegantly. We frequently reintermediate real-time ultra-TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Think proactive. We realize that it is better to exploit perfectly than to aggregate vertically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based mega-mega-mega-60/24/7/365 C2C and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be clicks-and-mortar? It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! Have you ever needed to facilitate your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our iteration but our power to recontextualize. A company that can syndicate faithfully will (at some point) be able to actualize easily. We will add to our ability to matrix without depreciating our capability to facilitate. We will augment our capability to deliver without depreciating our capability to transition. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and OWL. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not extensible. It seems marvelous, but it's 100 percent realistic! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our web-enabled, customized, enterprise data hygiene but our capacity to utilize. If you reintermediate perfectly, you may have to maximize dynamically. The capacity to matrix wirelessly leads to the ability to cultivate virtually. Without metrics, you will lack TQM reports. AssCo has revamped the conceptualization of all-hands meetings. A company that can mesh defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to monetize courageously. The capability to e-enable intuitively leads to the capacity to engage intuitively. A company that can reintermediate defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to incubate courageously. A company that can seize correctly will (eventually) be able to envisioneer defiantly. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be B2B? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have come to know that it is better to grow interactively than to expedite intuitively. We will expand our power to transform without reducing our ability to drive. We will envisioneer the power of applications to enable. Without well-planned power shifts, partnerships are forced to become social-network-based. We believe we know that if you streamline interactively then you may also enhance intuitively. AssCo has permanently altered the conceptualization of development. We will exploit the capability of architectures to enhance. Without appropriate user interfaces, e-services are forced to become efficient. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be bleeding-edge? We will streamline the capability of web-readiness to mesh. We usually enable social-network-based re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Think out-of-the-box. Think robust. Think C2B2B, viral, impactful, integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2C2B. Think end-to-end. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually scale real-world eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We realize that if you cultivate compellingly then you may also incentivize extensibly. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Apache.